DL Wit & Wisdom

RE: Big Three CEOs Flew Private Jets to Plead for Public Funds

You didn't expect them to drive to DC in the shitty cars they make did you?

-- Anonymous

RE: eHarmony Settles Lawsuit--Will Offer Matching Service for Gays

In other news, publishers of Ebony must offer the companion magazine Ivory.

-- Anonymous

RE: Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens loses re-election bid. No Senator Palin.

Sometimes God closes doors too.

-- Anonymous

RE: Men: Your hair history?

My hair history roughly parallels that of the British Empire.

For a while, my hair was the most spectacular on the planet. Then it began a long, slow decline. And bit by bit, it simply fell away.

What's left is best described as a loose collection of former dependents which graciously cling to a popular, but aging, queen.

-- Anonymous

RE: Scary GRAMPA COCK!

Nothing says raw sex like an Infant of Prague.

-- Anonymous

RE: At long last proof: There is no god.

Just think of all the money saved from not printin' Gs at the end of her words.

-- Anonymous

RE: Is Matthew Broderick gay?

Because he is cute? You must be writing from some way back time in the 1980s. Are you wearing shoulder pads? How big is your hair? What color are your leg warmers? Believe it or not, Pat Benatar and Cindy Lauper or no longer big stars. And Madonna is British. But not for long.

-- Anonymous

RE: Actual Michigan Womyn's Music Festival Forum thread: "Fat at Fest"

In major sweaty weather, I've rolled up cotton washcloths under my breasts, in my bra, to keep the bra more dry. I generally wear light, long pants, or cotton shorts. A "medicated" powder (sort of camphor smelling) is helpful, especially if anything starts feeling rash-y.

This post has been approved by the American Medical Association for use as an emergency treatment for priapism.

-- Anonymous

RE: Why don't women cruise for pussy in the ladies room....

It's hard to hug under a stall.

-- I-M

RE: Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom

My eyes! My eyes!

-- The potato