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Recent Posts

RE: And these people can get married?

They look so happy. I can't make fun of them. I wish I were that happy.

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:38
RE: Pete Wentz and Ashley Simpson named their kid after a borough

Pretty soon, these celebs are gonna run out of names ending in X.

By the way, what's Mowgli, a family name, someone's maiden name?

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:37
RE: How does God talk to you?

"I feel like God wants me to run..." George W. Bush, 2000 POTUS race

"Yes, it was me, faking him out. I just wanted him to get off his dumb ass and go for a jog." Dick Cheney's massive God complex

by: Missed Moments in History 11/21/08 @14:37
RE: Who is this handsome bear?

A hirsute Horatio may be mastrubation material for you, OP. But some of us can never forgive him for all those un-hilarious seasons on SNL. Choke on your own vomit and promptly die.

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:36
RE: Pete Wentz and Ashley Simpson named their kid after a borough

Linoleumville Wentz. A neighborhdood on the Staaten Isle.

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:36
RE: Look at this, tasteful friends

I think it is all very elegant EXCEPT, "Lovey" needs to edit about 15%.

Like, no need for the red chairs that clutter the living room. Edit the knick-knacks.

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:36
RE: Blind Item - who is it?

I would make a cash wager that the singer is Clay Aiken.

Also, I remember reading gossip that Boy George has run out of cash. That might factor in against the star being able to pay off anyone.

Btw, the John Paulus interview about Clay with Michael Lucas is amusing ...

see link

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:36
RE: Thomas Roberts

Photo gallery of TR and Patrick at the Prop. 8 Fundraiser.

see link

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:36
RE: Would you go out with this guy?

Sorry, I double posted... too quick on the keyboard

by: op 11/21/08 @14:36
RE: I just have to have one of these.

I can only type abut 23 words a minute. If I bought one of these, would it help with my typing speed?

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:35
RE: How does God talk to you?

Through his lawyers, McCarthy Tétrault.

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:35
RE: I had a very strong sexual dream about a friend

I had a sex dream about actress Martha Plimpton once.

She's as plain as a mud fence and I'm not into women, no attraction there. Quite the opposite.

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:35
RE: Pete Wentz and Ashley Simpson named their kid after a borough

OP, the bridge was built as the Triborough, not Tri-boro.

by: Robert F. Moses 11/21/08 @14:34
RE: It takes two to tango, and other idiot sayings

How would that not be doing much for my case, r20/a fucktard who would most likely use the expression it takes two to tango? Hmmm? How would insulting someone myself have anything to do with proving or disproving the idea that one person can be totally to blame? Oh, and you're probably r2, also. What an idiot.

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:34
Holiday home tours

It's that time of year again, when the wealthy in many of America's towns invite guests (for a fee!) to come in and look at the inside of their ritzy homes and station their friends and family to keep guard in every room so no valuable possessions are taken. (Now that's holiday Gemütlichkeit!)

Please post your best horror stories.

by: Anonymous 0 replies 11/21/08 @14:34
RE: Pete Wentz and Ashley Simpson named their kid after a borough

Richmond is nice.

by: beachstevemiami (authenticated) + 11/21/08 @14:34
RE: And these people can get married?

Considering her size, her wedding dress was relatively flattering.

Now I don't have to say another nice thing for the rest of the day.

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:33
RE: And these people can get married?

I think they're kinda adorable.

Of course, this morning I jacked off to a movie scene of DJ Qualls in tighty whities, so who am I to say?

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:33
Would you go out with this guy?

I had a date the other night with a guy I liked a lot -- good looking, really sweet and thoughtful... but he's an actor.... a Broadway type, theater-loving, wants to be famous actor.

Would you go out with an actor? Aren't they--as a rule--self-involved, overly ambitious, and ready to sleep with anyone who can advance their career?

Sorry, will not post his photo, although it's online. Invasion of privacy and all that.

by: the talking hat 1 replies 11/21/08 @14:36
Would you go out with this guy?

I had a date the other night with a guy I liked a lot -- good looking, really sweet and thoughtful... but he's an actor.... a Broadway type, theater-loving, wants to be famous actor.

Would you go out with an actor? Aren't they--as a rule--self-involved, overly ambitious, and ready to sleep with anyone who can advance their career?

Sorry, will not post his photo, although it's online. Invasion of privacy and all that.

by: the talking hat 0 replies 11/21/08 @14:33
RE: And these people can get married?

He is homely but he does look like a really sweet guy.

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:33
RE: Mary Ingalls here

Read my lips, Mary:

Damn, that feels good!

by: Nellie Oleson 11/21/08 @14:33
RE: I need to get off Datalounge

Another nominee for the DL Meth and Vodka award.

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:32
RE: "Coraline"

I was temping at Laika when they were working on this a few years back. Henry Selick was quite pleasant to underlings; that's all the goss I have.

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:32
RE: Who is this handsome bear?

Not sure why this thread is so confusing to people (or is it one person), but the photos at R5 and R6 are of the same person. Get it now, retard?

by: OP 11/21/08 @14:32
RE: I need to get off Datalounge

Dearheart OP, you always have to worry about money.

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:32
RE: How does God talk to you?

Through Maddox, Pax, Zahara, Shiloh, Knox, and Vivianne.

by: Brangeloonie 11/21/08 @14:31
RE: DC Gay Murder Mystery Thread III

Sounds like your needle is stuck in a groove, R117-24. Don't worry about us, we're just having our bit of fun. Meanwhile, the hammer of the law is coming down on your buddies.

Zaborsky is an ass if he doesn't break down and plea bargain. No point in spending years in prison separated from your lover when you might enjoy your freedom by telling the authorities all you really know. I hope for his sake he's not taking bad advice from people telling him that he and Price will beat this thing yet if only they stick together.

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:31
RE: Look at this, tasteful friends

man your taste runs towards 60ish bleached-blonds, Lesbeau!

first that conservative commentator, now this frau?

by: Anonymous 11/21/08 @14:31
RE: And these people can get married?

OMG.

That is all.

by: Lesbeau 11/21/08 @14:31

DL Wit & Wisdom

RE: Big Three CEOs Flew Private Jets to Plead for Public Funds

You didn't expect them to drive to DC in the shitty cars they make did you?

-- Anonymous

RE: eHarmony Settles Lawsuit--Will Offer Matching Service for Gays

In other news, publishers of Ebony must offer the companion magazine Ivory.

-- Anonymous

RE: Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens loses re-election bid. No Senator Palin.

Sometimes God closes doors too.

-- Anonymous

RE: Men: Your hair history?

My hair history roughly parallels that of the British Empire.

For a while, my hair was the most spectacular on the planet. Then it began a long, slow decline. And bit by bit, it simply fell away.

What's left is best described as a loose collection of former dependents which graciously cling to a popular, but aging, queen.

-- Anonymous

RE: Scary GRAMPA COCK!

Nothing says raw sex like an Infant of Prague.

-- Anonymous

RE: At long last proof: There is no god.

Just think of all the money saved from not printin' Gs at the end of her words.

-- Anonymous

RE: Is Matthew Broderick gay?

Because he is cute? You must be writing from some way back time in the 1980s. Are you wearing shoulder pads? How big is your hair? What color are your leg warmers? Believe it or not, Pat Benatar and Cindy Lauper or no longer big stars. And Madonna is British. But not for long.

-- Anonymous

RE: Actual Michigan Womyn's Music Festival Forum thread: "Fat at Fest"

In major sweaty weather, I've rolled up cotton washcloths under my breasts, in my bra, to keep the bra more dry. I generally wear light, long pants, or cotton shorts. A "medicated" powder (sort of camphor smelling) is helpful, especially if anything starts feeling rash-y.
This post has been approved by the American Medical Association for use as an emergency treatment for priapism.

-- Anonymous

RE: Why don't women cruise for pussy in the ladies room....

It's hard to hug under a stall.

-- I-M

RE: Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom

My eyes! My eyes!

-- The potato