DL Wit & Wisdom

RE: Who will be the next celebrity relative to die?

*crosses fingers*

-- Blythe

RE: Obama to tap Sanjay Gupta as surgeon general

Mr McFeeley for Postmaster General!

-- Anonymous

RE: Gwyneth Paltrow gives bowel-cleansing advice

Well at least she's finally admitting that she is full of shit.

-- Anonymous

RE: Ann Coulter banned FOR LIFE from appearing on NBC because of claims in her book

This is really devastating for the transgendered community. They need more representation on TV.

-- Anonymous

RE: When older gay men try to stay trendy

He looks like he had 30 minutes in Goodwill with his probation officer.

-- Anonymous

RE: John Travolta's Son Dies

Well, you know what they say at times like these. Xenu never closes an airlock without opening an observation porthole.

-- Comforting Scieno

RE: Truvia

I prefer Labia.

-- Nan Michiganwomyn

RE: People with no sense of shame about not having a formal education

Did your monocle fall out of your eye in shock when he said that, OP?

-- Anonymous

RE: Star Jones photographed wearing a bikini in St. Barts

Those old harpoon scars never quite heal.

-- Anonymous

RE: The Palins: Do as we say, not as we do

You can use their names to cast spells. I looked at my cat and yelled, "Tripp Track Trig Track!" and he ran away and hid under the bed.

-- Anonymous