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The occasional butterfly that lands on my nose. The breeze on a breezeless day. A ray of sunshine on a sunless day. God is subtle. You have to look for his answers but they are there, I assure you. It's through the creak of a door or the shake of its knob. I'd work for free for the chance to be pressed up against Drake's furry, muscular pecs. cheese is ok, just in moderation. You do need some fats. I try to follow jillian micheals plan of a 40-30-30 protein carb fat ratio. I also always have to have protein in the morning. Actually a great recipe I got from jillian's book is oatmeal where you substitute egg whites or egg beaters for the water. I heat it in 15 second intervals in the micro stirring in between. Its pretty damn filling. "Or fly around the globe representing her president and promoting Obama's vision for the world, despite dismissing his foreign policy experience as nothing more than "a speech he gave in 2002"." Was this your first general election? Seriously? The above is a MPC impersonator. Everybody knows MPC writes Mrs with no period. That said, I'd be Stephanie's lap dog if she wanted one. WE weren't a one-hit wonder, either! "Brand New Lover" was a top 15 hit for us in 1986! DEAN CAIN. Are you kidding R6? The Conservatives hate him. They think he's deranged. Check out what they have to say about his new book, The Invisible Constitution. Of course, they act as if Tribe and Obama are going to interpret ONLY the invisible Constition, ignoring the text completely. They have no idea what he's trying to say. Isn't a woman ALWAYS a bottom, though? My cholesterol has never been above 125, and it isn't because I live a virtuous life. It's genetic. My mother, who weighs about twice what I do and eats some sort of fast food most days, is the same way. Eat a lot of tomatoes, brown rice, roasted vegetables, garlic, and olive oil. Lay off fake fat (especially anything with processed oils as one of the first four ingredients) eggs for meals, shrimp, and chips. Try to limit fried potatoes. Buy those small cans of canned pink salmon (NOT red salmon, never eat canned red salmon) and eat them for lunch or, if you can stand it, for breakfast. That last item will, by itself, take a lot of fat off if that's part of what you're trying to do. The protein in the salmon kills your appetite. Tuna does the same thing for appetite, but has more mercury. Use an omega 3/6/9 supplement (cheap at Costco) because canned salmon doesn't have a huge amount either. The Rolling Stone were a one-hit wonder as well. Q: why does helen keller wear tight pants? A: so you can read her lips!! And the second one. Oh, thanks. You sound like a real nice person, OP. What does Debbie Matenopoulous think? She often gets off some good zingers at BW's expense on her show on E! Rosie Rocks! The prize would be Gary Sandy's bottom. It's a little early to be drinking, isn't it, OP? Hmm...sometimes the pics from Getty Images don't work. Used Tinypic this time. Here's the first pic... I just closed on a townhouse on 65th off of Park. I can live off the intrest for the rest of my life (I'm 32) and never have to worry about money again. Too bad you bitches aren't straight-acting fags who reached for the ring and got it. Sorry for you. " [Flag] R27, she's still posting under a new name at Qwhip, toned her shit down too." No, she isn't. I miss me... dang. you sure are smart, meg! I miss Pope Buck 1 Paul Helena Handbasket R1 is why they hate us. The way Stephen King writes about the backwoods people of Maine makes them sound ghoulish. Kids showing up at school dirty and bruised in the same clothes every day, etc. Why is she not married? Because she doesn't want to be. Obviously she could hire some B&T type to wipe her ass and carry her ring if she wanted. Mrs Patrick Campbell has been MIA lately. Thank fucking god. Why is she not married? Because she doesn't want to be. Obviously she could hire some guido to wipe her ass and carry her ring if she wanted. Who could possibly recommend voting against Lawrence Tribe? He's like a law god and everyone who went to law school in the last 30 years or so is taught from his work. |
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RE: Big Three CEOs Flew Private Jets to Plead for Public Funds You didn't expect them to drive to DC in the shitty cars they make did you? -- Anonymous RE: eHarmony Settles Lawsuit--Will Offer Matching Service for Gays In other news, publishers of Ebony must offer the companion magazine Ivory. -- Anonymous RE: Alaska Sen. Ted Stevens loses re-election bid. No Senator Palin. Sometimes God closes doors too. -- Anonymous My hair history roughly parallels that of the British Empire. For a while, my hair was the most spectacular on the planet. Then it began a long, slow decline. And bit by bit, it simply fell away. What's left is best described as a loose collection of former dependents which graciously cling to a popular, but aging, queen. -- Anonymous Nothing says raw sex like an Infant of Prague. -- Anonymous RE: At long last proof: There is no god. Just think of all the money saved from not printin' Gs at the end of her words. -- Anonymous Because he is cute? You must be writing from some way back time in the 1980s. Are you wearing shoulder pads? How big is your hair? What color are your leg warmers? Believe it or not, Pat Benatar and Cindy Lauper or no longer big stars. And Madonna is British. But not for long. -- Anonymous RE: Actual Michigan Womyn's Music Festival Forum thread: "Fat at Fest" In major sweaty weather, I've rolled up cotton washcloths under my breasts, in my bra, to keep the bra more dry. I generally wear light, long pants, or cotton shorts. A "medicated" powder (sort of camphor smelling) is helpful, especially if anything starts feeling rash-y.This post has been approved by the American Medical Association for use as an emergency treatment for priapism. -- Anonymous RE: Why don't women cruise for pussy in the ladies room.... It's hard to hug under a stall. -- I-M RE: Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom My eyes! My eyes! -- The potato |
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