Now for the girls...
What are the dead giveaways that a woman is closeted? \
by Anonymous | reply 442 | December 15, 2020 10:55 PM |
Plays the pronoun game. Falls back on male/female stereotypes/Julia Roberts movie type storyline for why she doesn't have a boyfriend, "I just work so much, it's hard for a guy to try to fit into my business lifestyle" or something they read on the cover of a magazine. They'll tell this same sad tale 13 years down the line.
by Anonymous | reply 1 | December 23, 2010 8:06 PM |
When you are Kristen Stewart?
by Anonymous | reply 2 | December 23, 2010 8:30 PM |
Will not discuss previous relationships.
by Anonymous | reply 3 | December 23, 2010 9:13 PM |
A handicap of 5 or less.
by Anonymous | reply 4 | December 23, 2010 9:25 PM |
There's no such thing as a closeted lesbian; women are as a rule braver than men, they'll always come out no matter what
by Anonymous | reply 5 | December 25, 2010 11:30 PM |
[quote]There's no such thing as a closeted lesbian
Oh, puh-lease.
by Anonymous | reply 6 | December 25, 2010 11:37 PM |
U-Haul on speed dial.
by Anonymous | reply 7 | December 25, 2010 11:37 PM |
"my partner" when referring to lover
by Anonymous | reply 8 | December 25, 2010 11:40 PM |
Wears either tennis/running shoes or man shoes all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 9 | December 25, 2010 11:41 PM |
She never wears a dress.
by Anonymous | reply 10 | December 25, 2010 11:49 PM |
Has a best friend named Gayle.
by Anonymous | reply 11 | December 25, 2010 11:50 PM |
R10, there are millions of women who never wear a dress who are not gay.
by Anonymous | reply 12 | December 25, 2010 11:56 PM |
They're married to Christ.
by Anonymous | reply 13 | December 26, 2010 12:05 AM |
"Oh she's just a tomboy."
by Anonymous | reply 14 | December 26, 2010 12:17 AM |
Always offers to bring bread pudding as her dish for the party.
by Anonymous | reply 15 | December 26, 2010 7:38 AM |
"I don't like labels. I love a person, and if I meet and fall in love with a person, who cares? Like who really cares, it could be a man, it could be you know, it doesn't matter."
by Anonymous | reply 16 | December 26, 2010 2:59 PM |
won't pay for dinner when taken to "Ruth's Chris"
by Anonymous | reply 17 | December 26, 2010 3:03 PM |
I agree with R5. There are not real closeted lesbians.
by Anonymous | reply 18 | December 26, 2010 3:13 PM |
She's the one who offers to kill the bugs and spiders for the other girls.
by Anonymous | reply 19 | December 26, 2010 3:14 PM |
Trout-breath
by Anonymous | reply 20 | December 26, 2010 3:28 PM |
There aren't any. The majority of closet (femme) lesbians easily pass for straight.
by Anonymous | reply 21 | December 26, 2010 3:32 PM |
[quote]There's no such thing as a closeted lesbian
Not true.
by Anonymous | reply 22 | December 26, 2010 3:32 PM |
Is middle-aged and still has "roommates."
by Anonymous | reply 23 | December 26, 2010 3:43 PM |
Women, no matter what they look like, are always always always assumed to be straight.
by Anonymous | reply 24 | December 26, 2010 3:50 PM |
Divinity School, never married/no kids at 40+.
by Anonymous | reply 25 | December 26, 2010 4:08 PM |
When a woman brings a cane with her, even though she can walk.
by Anonymous | reply 26 | December 26, 2010 4:19 PM |
r25,
That profile resembled my former pastor... she also did her PhD about gays and lesbians and their role in church. She now adopted two kids and moved to another church. She was extremely nice and intelligent. I don't know if the rest of the church also wondered about her sexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 27 | December 26, 2010 6:31 PM |
Works in higher ed/financial services/the ministry, with a fondness for pantsuits and no marital history.
by Anonymous | reply 28 | December 26, 2010 6:43 PM |
Being Secretary of State
by Anonymous | reply 29 | December 27, 2010 3:54 AM |
There isn't one single dead giveaway. Women are tricky.
by Anonymous | reply 30 | December 27, 2010 10:50 AM |
Not married doesn't mean anything.%0D %0D I am 40 and not married and straight%0D %0D %0D Why would buy the pig when all I need is the sausage?%0D %0D %0D Of course if a pig doesn't want to make me into a domestic and sexual servant this would change%0D %0D %0D %0D %0D %0D
by Anonymous | reply 31 | December 27, 2010 11:05 AM |
r31, maybe you're joking, but if you're not: Then why not try fucking a woman? A woman can strap it on longer and stronger. Seriously, I just want to know from straight women who seem to not love men why they bother.
by Anonymous | reply 32 | December 27, 2010 7:02 PM |
[quote]There's no such thing as a closeted lesbian; women are as a rule braver than men, they'll always come out no matter what
That's what I always say!
by Anonymous | reply 33 | December 27, 2010 7:12 PM |
They teach math or biology at the high school and also coach the girl's volleyball/basketball/softball teams.
by Anonymous | reply 34 | December 27, 2010 7:18 PM |
R5 and r18 are so wrong. There are scads of lesbian closet-cases, very often married. They hide in plain sight more easily than guys. Look around any mall or public place - hand a cane and a bread pudding to any of the husky, ill-coiffed and clad fraus and - Presto!
Plus it's easier for a lesbian to play straight - all she has to do is lie there to fulfill her marital obligations.
by Anonymous | reply 35 | December 27, 2010 7:26 PM |
Nah, we had some very femme-y straight girl math and science teachers in my high school.
by Anonymous | reply 36 | December 27, 2010 7:29 PM |
She's obsessed with a another woman whom she HATES HATES HATES! She persuades all her women friends and colleagues to HATE HATE HATE her too. Pretty soon, the only thing she has in common with these friends is that HATE HATE HATE, even years later. Oddly, few of her friends ever catch on.
by Anonymous | reply 37 | December 27, 2010 7:58 PM |
Whenever anyone brings up lesbians they loudly state. "I could never be gay. I love penis!" Also loudly proclaims that anything male is "fine!"
by Anonymous | reply 38 | December 27, 2010 8:09 PM |
r37, you've just described perfectly the closeted lez in my workplace. %0D %0D I'm one of the ones she hates, hates, hates. Ironically, I find her quite attractive. Wait a minute. Could that be why she hates me so much?
by Anonymous | reply 39 | December 27, 2010 8:33 PM |
R39 DING! DING! DING! DING! DING!
by Anonymous | reply 40 | December 27, 2010 8:38 PM |
"I live with my sister - well, were not really sisters, we met in college and I'm closer to her than my own sister."
by Anonymous | reply 41 | December 27, 2010 8:41 PM |
Two girls I know, one straight, the other claims to be straight. Both played softball with me. The one claiming to be straight is totally butch and plays better than most of the men on the team. They were very close friends until straight girl got a boyfriend. Claims to be straight girl FREAKED out about the boyfriend and would get in fights with the straight girl about him, saying how she thought he was wrong for her, etc. Keep in mind, these girls are in their thirties. Claims to be straight girl stopped speaking to straight girl and all her other friends who "took her side" in the boyfriend debacle. I actually confronted Claims to be Straight girl and asked if she was gay for the other girl because she was acting like a jilted lover. She responded that she "knew who she was" and now won't speak to me either.
In my experience, it's the butch girls who think they are hiding in the closet.
by Anonymous | reply 42 | December 27, 2010 8:50 PM |
The girl I know who overcompensates wears the same thing virtually everyday. She claims to desperately want a man, but can't find one claiming it's because she's overweight. She is not an ugly woman and I see much bigger uglier girls with men all the time so I don't buy it. She also does a thousand other little things to hold herself back.
by Anonymous | reply 43 | December 27, 2010 9:11 PM |
judging a lesbian beauty contest "for fun".
by Anonymous | reply 44 | December 27, 2010 9:18 PM |
likes Tom Cruise
by Anonymous | reply 45 | December 27, 2010 9:22 PM |
When they hug other women, they "body-hug", whereas straight women tend to stand about half a foot apart, bend from the waist, and only hug from the shoulders up. I think I heard this in "Claire of the Moon" or another movie, but I'd already observed it, too.
As was detailed upthread, they get insanely jealous when a female friend gets a boyfriend or fiance, and become pretty unhinged... but never can explain why, or why they hate the guy so much. Sometimes they even hate the woman, or sometimes they love the couple, but they just can't be with them comfortably.
Lots of excuses why they have never dated (or not seriously) and don't have a bf or husband, but they sound sillier and sillier as the years pass, until you just want to say, "have you ever thought about kissing a woman and seeing if it changes your life?"
R31, having a lot of sex with guys pretty much means nobody's mistaking you for gay.
by Anonymous | reply 46 | December 27, 2010 9:33 PM |
She walks around hiding her goatee inside her turtleneck sweater.
by Anonymous | reply 47 | December 27, 2010 9:38 PM |
She's homelier than most straight chicks.
by Anonymous | reply 48 | December 27, 2010 9:40 PM |
Easily wins an arm wrestle with a former high school jock.
by Anonymous | reply 49 | December 27, 2010 9:43 PM |
Too busy with school/work to date.
by Anonymous | reply 50 | December 27, 2010 10:27 PM |
r46 I also heard about the hugging and I notice it too. I'm not sure where I heard it from either but I thought I remembered hearing Lily Tomlin mention it.
by Anonymous | reply 51 | December 28, 2010 12:31 AM |
There is no such thing as a "dead giveaway", since women are complicated, but a pretty good sign is the stubborn refusal to enhance one's attractiveness.%0D %0D I speak from experience. As a closeted teen/young adult, I refused to wear make-up or style my hair. I ran around in baggy clothes that hid my figure. I couldn't count how many times I was told how attractive I could be if I just, etc. etc.
by Anonymous | reply 52 | December 28, 2010 12:44 AM |
I worked with a closeted lesbian for a while. When I first met her, she even had a long term boyfriend, although of course that didn't last. She was pretty butch, never wore makeup or styled her hair, NEVER wore dresses or skirts to work. I think she wore a dress to a company function once, but looked completely uncomfortable in it. Loved football, hockey, and drinking beer. There was nothing girly about her.
by Anonymous | reply 53 | December 28, 2010 12:54 AM |
R53, may I ask how old you were when this started? My 10 year old does exactly this. My ex-wife jokes that it figures we would produce a lesbian, but I really do wonder.
by Anonymous | reply 54 | December 28, 2010 12:58 AM |
I met her when we were 22. She had met her boyfriend during college, had been together for a few years, but she ended up cheating on him with her female best friend. And once that relationship started, I don't think she dated a man ever again.
by Anonymous | reply 55 | December 28, 2010 1:02 AM |
It started when I was about 11 or 12, and "filled out" with a nice set of boobs and a nice ass. %0D %0D I started getting a lot of attention from boys all of a sudden, and I didn't want it.
by Anonymous | reply 56 | December 28, 2010 1:05 AM |
I thought this thread was about giveaways that a woman you are dating is in the closet.
by Anonymous | reply 57 | December 28, 2010 1:07 AM |
Short fingernails.
by Anonymous | reply 58 | December 28, 2010 1:15 AM |
Ah, yes, R58... why didn't I think of that one???
by Anonymous | reply 59 | December 28, 2010 1:26 AM |
R42, has the closeted lesbian ever got into any fights or arguments with her friend's boyfriend?
by Anonymous | reply 60 | December 28, 2010 1:29 AM |
R52, what is the mindset behind closeted lesbians dressing in an unflattering manner? Sure, I get that they want to keep themselves from getting men interested in them, but isn't it also some sort of self punishment? I see it as kind of being like a "I'm rejecting femininity" type of statement. But even if they are closeted, you'd still think that they'd still want to look attractive in the eyes of the women that they are attracted to on some level. Can any of you give any more insight into this?
by Anonymous | reply 61 | December 28, 2010 1:37 AM |
[quote]Works in higher ed/financial services/the ministry
Why are these fields singled out? Is it a reason they would be drawn to these careers (aside from the ministry one which is obvious).
by Anonymous | reply 62 | December 28, 2010 1:43 AM |
When her pussy has "wolf breath".
by Anonymous | reply 63 | December 28, 2010 1:45 AM |
You fucking queen @ R61 -- no one has to REJECT femininity -- it takes a tremendous amount of work and money to look the way you gayboys have deemed "feminine." After all, it is you gayboys who define what "feminine" is.%0D %0D %0D All one has to do to reject "femininity" is -- look natural, be yourself, and don't obsess about your looks -- the same way (straight) men do.%0D %0D %0D Why is spending many hours and hundreds (or perhaps thousands) of dollars on one's looks considered the height of femininity?
by Anonymous | reply 64 | December 28, 2010 1:50 AM |
She walks with a cane
by Anonymous | reply 65 | December 28, 2010 1:51 AM |
I was with someone who was deeply closeted --was with her for two years. wouldn't come out to family although they all knew and were beside themselves because she wouldn't admit to anything. She was out to some of her friends--all of whom accepted her. But she lied to plenty of other so called friends and they knew too. It was a bad scene for me. I waited and hoped she would come out and she never would live an honest life. I finally gave up. Who can live a lie like this ? You would be amazed. Plenty of women---and men, too
by Anonymous | reply 66 | December 28, 2010 1:52 AM |
R64, I guess I wasn't only talking about clothes. I was talking about horrible haircuts, slovenly appearance, and wearing clothes that hide their bodies when they could go for a natural look like you mentioned that doesn't take much work. I wasn't talking about getting very dressed up or being fashionable. Someone can be pretty and low key.
A lot of lesbians seem like they are trying to do themselves in when it comes to how they present themselves. I just don't get it.
by Anonymous | reply 67 | December 28, 2010 2:00 AM |
Marries someone she knows to be queer.
by Anonymous | reply 68 | December 28, 2010 2:04 AM |
[quote]what is the mindset behind closeted lesbians dressing in an unflattering manner?
This isn't a blanket statement but in my experience there is quite a bit of self-loathing and low self-esteem involved. It's not about rejecting femininity at all, it's about trying to blend into the background because you just don't feel worthy of attention from anyone, romantic or platonic. It's like armor, I guess.
Of course, other people have their own reasons including things like gender politics, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 69 | December 28, 2010 2:05 AM |
R61, I don't know if you're a man or a woman, but the first thing you have to appreciate is how different the male experience of burgeoning sexuality is from a female's. You will NEVER hear a tale about a gay male making himself look less attractive to get women to leave him alone. %0D %0D First of all, men are bigger, stronger, and MUCH more sexually aggressive than women. What you probably can't appreciate is how intimidating it is to be a young girl and suddenly be subjected to aggressive, unwanted sexual attention from men.%0D %0D As an example, when I was about 12, my older sister's boyfriend, who was 16, apparently thought I was cute, because just about every time she turned her back, he was all over me, wrestling with me and pulling my shirt up or pulling my pants down. I couldn't even begin to fight him off. It was horrible and traumatic. I hated him and just wanted to be left alone.%0D %0D I wanted NO attention from males, and making myself as unattractive as possible worked for me. %0D %0D When I got older and more self-confident, I finally got over that.
by Anonymous | reply 70 | December 28, 2010 2:09 AM |
r69 most lesbians are fucked up emotionally!
by Anonymous | reply 71 | December 28, 2010 2:10 AM |
Thanks R69, that makes a lot of sense to me. I can see what you mean about lesbians(and it's not just closeted ones) dressing this way because they feel badly about themselves and don't feel worthy of anyone's attention. I guess that it's not that they are rejecting femininity, but that they don't feel feminine.
It's weird how some lesbians, before they come out, are very quiet, subdued, submissive, and shy. On the other hand there are the stereotypically aggressive and abrasive lesbians. It's like they are two sides of the same coin.
by Anonymous | reply 72 | December 28, 2010 2:16 AM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 73 | December 28, 2010 3:37 AM |
Wow r46 I never thought of that. they woman I work with is always trying to hug the other women at work and she is a full body hugger. If one of the women refuses a hug she gets despondent and has even cried as a result.
by Anonymous | reply 74 | December 28, 2010 3:41 AM |
The level of closeted you are talking about also factors in, but one sure-fire way to spot a gay woman, even one who is so closeted she pretends to live a straight life, or won't even admit it to herself, is to watch the way she watches other women. Observe how she looks at other women, her body language, how she acts and responds to them, it becomes much clearer. And once you factor in other information about them, you can make an educated and often correct guess. Of course, I do the reading body language with everyone for a variety of reasons for most of my life, so maybe i'm making this more obvious than it is, but if you learn to use it, it is very effective. It can be used for men too obviously, but it's easier to tell with men, (even the most masculine gay men). I just don't find that men are able to hide as well as women, women are just better at hiding or more adept at hiding, i'm not sure why.
by Anonymous | reply 75 | December 28, 2010 3:44 AM |
More details about the closeted lesbians who get insanely jealous when their straight female friends have a boyfriend/husband.
by Anonymous | reply 76 | December 28, 2010 3:46 AM |
R75, besides the staring, what are some of the other behaviors/body language tip offs?
by Anonymous | reply 77 | December 28, 2010 3:49 AM |
I think the hug thing is more relevant to the older generations than it is to the younger ones. People my age are very touchy-feely, male or female, straight or gay. Full-body hugs wouldn't make us raise an eyebrow even.
I've seen straight girls, laying their heads on their friends laps and sitting in their laps. I've seen straight guys give full-bear hugs where they lift each other off the ground.
Different generations, different levels of physical affection.
by Anonymous | reply 78 | December 28, 2010 4:06 AM |
Well, I find that the women who are closeted to the point where they are living a lie, will actually avoid any and all kinds of physical contact with other women. I think they are afraid that they will give themselves away, or someone will know.
It is difficult to single out different signs one should look for; as context, levels of closetedness, and various other things must be factored in. Approach it in the manner of a full assesment/overview, taking all things into consideration/context. I don't know that I am doing a good job explaining it. I do a better job explaining things in person, pointing them out as I am witnessing/observing them.
People are puzzles, you can't judge them by one piece, but it's fun to see the picture come together.
by Anonymous | reply 79 | December 28, 2010 4:20 AM |
Belongs to Queen Latifah's entourage.
Thinks Mel Gibson is a wonderful, if flawed, human being.
by Anonymous | reply 80 | December 28, 2010 4:21 AM |
r60, no fights with the boyfriend. In fact, they all three used to be friends before the Straight girl started dating the guy. It wasn't until they started dating that Claims to Be Straight went berserk and suddenly didn't like the guy.
The sad thing is, Claims to be Straight would make a wonderful lesbian and would probably have a lot of butch lovin' girls all over her if she would come out. Instead, she drinks heavily and puts herself on dating sites trying to find a man. The one boyfriend she did have was very femmy. She was also engaged once and ran away clear across the country to avoid marriage.
by Anonymous | reply 81 | December 28, 2010 5:01 AM |
Thanks for the info, R81.
Do these jealous closeted lesbians not realize how transparent they are? The denial is hilarious.
by Anonymous | reply 82 | December 28, 2010 5:06 AM |
I've seen more than a few friends tortured for years in relationships with closeted women. I would avoid having a relationship with a closeted lesbian the way a clean human being should avoid getting close to a diseased animal.
by Anonymous | reply 83 | December 28, 2010 6:25 AM |
Give us some details about what your friends went through, R83.
by Anonymous | reply 84 | December 28, 2010 6:28 AM |
I dated a closeted woman once. My first girlfriend, actually. We were together almost 5 years. She refused to tell her family and most of her friends. It was a nightmare. Whenever I was around her family, I had to be "the friend." Her mother once told her that if she continued to hang around with me so much that she would never find a boyfriend.
Finally, after 4 years of this, she was leaving to go to Mexico for an eye operation as someone in her family there was an eye doctor. She informed me that for two weeks she wouldn't be available to me because she couldn't tell her parents, who were going with her, why I would be calling her.
I broke up with her when she returned.
by Anonymous | reply 85 | December 28, 2010 6:37 AM |
Synopsis of one example: College girlfriends. "Soul-mates." Years of teary clandestine secret meetings, secret gifts, notes, letters, pronoun games, vacations, even a shared apartment at some point. The closeted one eventually married her male best friend to please her parents, and for a few years was able to make sure both he AND the lesbian "love of her life" were miserable.
Then, she got preggers.
After about a dozen "break-ups," my friend finally hit the road. The closeted, married, mother pursued her. My friend had to remain disciplined to the Nth degree in not responding. Eventually, the closeted lesbian left her alone.
Now, my friend has fallen in love with someone so much better, prettier, more interesting and intelligent. She's out, and they're building a great life together.
Everyone is in the closet at some point. But if a woman is willing to commit to an LTR, she better be ready to own her participation in that relationship, no matter what. It's the difference between living for oneself and living, as a child, for everyone else.
by Anonymous | reply 86 | December 28, 2010 6:38 AM |
Sorry. r86 = r83.
by Anonymous | reply 87 | December 28, 2010 6:39 AM |
Thanks for the info. Do you know what has happened to the closeted lesbian since the breakup?
by Anonymous | reply 88 | December 28, 2010 6:44 AM |
Not sure if you're asking me or r86, but no, I don't know what happened to my first girlfriend. I make it a policy to not stay in contact with my exes. I would guess she might have eventually married a man since that was what her family wanted.
by Anonymous | reply 89 | December 28, 2010 6:48 AM |
Writes really long posts on online message boards.
by Anonymous | reply 90 | December 28, 2010 6:48 AM |
R61/R67 and the others who seem to think that women not dressing up or putting on makeup means they must have low self-esteem and are trying to blend in or avoid attention, do you realize how idiotic you sound?%0D %0D Does that mean that every straight male in the entire world has low self-esteem and is trying to blend into the background to avoid attention? There isn't a bigger bunch of unkempt, slovenly pigs in the world than straight men. It's only your standards that are different. %0D %0D The entire "she'd be really pretty if only..." bullshit is society holding women to idiotic, make-believe standards.%0D %0D [quote]I can see what you mean about lesbians(and it's not just closeted ones) dressing this way because they feel badly about themselves and don't feel worthy of anyone's attention. I guess that it's not that they are rejecting femininity, but that they don't feel feminine.%0D %0D Honestly, I can't fathom people who would get up and, when getting dressed in the morning, even consider what anyone else thinks about them, especially in a casual, day-to-day environment. Are there actually people who's self-worth is so dependent on other people's opinions that they spend even one moment thinking about how they look to run to the grocery store or to spend the day shopping, etc.? Talk about low self-esteem.%0D %0D And, do you realize what a loaded statement "feeling feminine" is? Who is defining what is feminine? What is the cost of not falling in line with the dominant paradigm? I mean, are you kidding with this?%0D %0D [quote]A lot of lesbians seem like they are trying to do themselves in when it comes to how they present themselves. I just don't get it.%0D %0D Do you morons even know any lesbians? Do themselves in? WTF? How dare those uppity women not conform to my standards, they must not like themselves if they are unwilling to bend to my will and aren't jumping at the chance to let me and society define them!%0D %0D Straight women and gay men with their put-on pretentiousness and inability to even fathom not conforming to society's standards of femininity seem like ridiculous, dance-on-command puppets.%0D %0D %0D
by Anonymous | reply 91 | December 28, 2010 6:55 AM |
I'm sorry, but most of the lesbians I've known were not very pretty or fashion minded. True, straight women carry the fashion thing way too far. But I'm just sayin' that I, personally, have never known a lipstick lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 92 | December 28, 2010 7:43 AM |
That's because the lesbians that are not pretty and fashion minded are the ones that stick out, R92.People believe that is what lesbians look like when in reality we come into contact with a dozen lipstick lesbians everyday without us knowing it. It's the same thing with effeminate gay men. They immediately stick out and most people don't even entertain the idea that a handsome, muscular man might be gay.
by Anonymous | reply 93 | December 28, 2010 7:56 AM |
Married to a much younger man.
by Anonymous | reply 94 | December 28, 2010 1:49 PM |
wow, big majority of everything here is true...%0D %0D but, bigger question is- how to stay in the closet until you find a way to leave somewehere you don't have to be so paranoidly closeted? I'm 30, highly educated, good looking but I don't have boyfriends and I live in a very very conservative country.... have to figure how to cover myself since in current conditions there's no way to make that step out...-(
by Anonymous | reply 95 | December 28, 2010 1:54 PM |
She looka likea man?
by Anonymous | reply 96 | December 28, 2010 2:00 PM |
What would anyone think about a reportedly straight woman who takes you out to expensive restaurants; buys you clothes; showers you with gifts. Allows you to stay at her place whenever she is away on business. Arranges to meet your mother behind your back. When you do go out there's nothing to talk about because she refuses to share her thoughts or real feelings. On top of that has an appalling dressing sense, works in finance-business. When you're too quiet calls you coy. She's sporty, at university was part of the rugby team. I just don't know what to think anymore.......help!
by Anonymous | reply 97 | December 28, 2010 4:07 PM |
R91, I already said all of that, yet my post was a lot shorter. But thanks for playing.%0D %0D %0D No wonder these gayboys think lesbians are bitter.
by Anonymous | reply 98 | December 28, 2010 4:24 PM |
r88, I dont know.
I would guess that the ex has just resigned herself to the small, passionless joys of a loveless marriage. And has probably thrown herself into her kids.
by Anonymous | reply 99 | December 28, 2010 4:29 PM |
She notices when another womann is wearing pantyhose and makes constant "humorous" comments about it.
by Anonymous | reply 100 | December 28, 2010 4:33 PM |
Having short nails used to be a clear sign, but in the last few years, it isn't a differentiator. Some women just can't grow nails, and since sculptured nails are out to all but the classless, many straight women just have short nails...
by Anonymous | reply 101 | December 28, 2010 4:57 PM |
[quote]I already said all of that, yet my post was a lot shorter. But thanks for playing. Meow. What a humorless cunt you are.
by Anonymous | reply 102 | December 28, 2010 5:30 PM |
Go wash your diseased asshole, misogynistic dick at r102.
by Anonymous | reply 103 | December 28, 2010 5:34 PM |
[quote]naturally good-looking lesbian
Now there's an oxymoron.
by Anonymous | reply 104 | December 28, 2010 5:37 PM |
r64 and r91 are dead on
Why do all the women-related threads have so much misogyny in?
and i agree with whoever said short fingernails..
by Anonymous | reply 105 | December 28, 2010 7:07 PM |
Gay men loathe lesbians, I don't get it. what happened to family?
by Anonymous | reply 106 | December 28, 2010 7:23 PM |
r97, your friend is crazy. Not worth the drama. Might be gay, might just be insane. Sometimes it's hard to tell with women.
by Anonymous | reply 107 | December 28, 2010 8:16 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 108 | December 28, 2010 9:59 PM |
R98, I said it better. You're post at R64 was petulantly childish and uninformative. You've proven that is true to your character with you subsequent post. Get some help.
by Anonymous | reply 109 | December 28, 2010 11:04 PM |
you're = your
by Anonymous | reply 110 | December 28, 2010 11:09 PM |
She keeps following you home
by Anonymous | reply 111 | December 28, 2010 11:39 PM |
She shoots koosh balls into the audience.
by Anonymous | reply 112 | December 29, 2010 12:00 AM |
She has fish breath
by Anonymous | reply 113 | December 29, 2010 12:41 AM |
When she gets married three times and gives birth to five children and stars in two movies about Betty Broderick.%0D
by Anonymous | reply 114 | December 29, 2010 12:45 AM |
R109? You're the one who sounds like a real bitch. Go back to your drum circle and your 12-step meeting.
by Anonymous | reply 115 | December 29, 2010 12:57 AM |
I don't get the misogyny, but there is also a lot of unfounded backlash to gay men from lesbians. I'm not trying to stir the pot, but I do want to point it out.
I have a large family and 2 lesbian cousins, slightly older, were the first I came out to. We went to a lesbian identified vegetarian place for dinner. From my memory, I was the only male there. Several times, from the hostess, the waitress and a patron of the restaurant behind us, I was made to feel like I was unwelcome.
I didn't have any gay male friends yet, so I continued hanging out with the lesbian cousins. This continued. I had to wait outside certain places to see if it was ok if I could come in to certain bars. I love gay women particularly because they tell it like it is. But I sometimes wonder why the deep mistrust of gay men. Yes, I guess I've seen the answer here from time to time.
It just seems so stupid. I live in a small town now, and there is no other choice for a gay bar. You have to mix, and I think it's a good thing. I still love my lesbos. I hang out with them probably more than with my gay friends. (I've known them longer) They also point out who's either trying to hit on me or wants to, because I'm clueless when it comes to figuring out.
by Anonymous | reply 116 | December 29, 2010 1:31 AM |
R79 is a winner.
I was closeted in my mid/late 20s and avoided physical contact with ANY women like it was a plague. I refused to talk about anything gay or lesbian but had VERY big ears for anyone else discussing those topics.
I also complained, a lot, about not being able to find a guy. Eventually, a very sweet man wanted to date me. We dated for a year (I know, I know - I suck for leading him on for so long) and then I intentionally sabotaged it and he broke up with me.
When I was ready to start being honest with myself and others, I started by telling my friends that I was bisexual ... I never used the word lesbian.
And, for the record, I was very feminine - long hair, high heels, short skirts/Ally McBeal Suits, painted nails, makeup, etc.
by Anonymous | reply 117 | December 29, 2010 2:19 AM |
Having short nails used to be a clear sign, but in the last few years, it isn't a differentiator. Some women just can't grow nails, and since sculptured nails are out to all but the classless, many straight women just have short nails...%0D %0D %0D %0D **********Those of us who still have acrylics know better than to wear the curved DRAGON LADY tips oh so loved by hookers and Sheniquas everywhere. One can have very nice, short acrylics, with a natural looking french manicure, as opposed to those ugly large white square tips which take up half of the nail bed.
by Anonymous | reply 118 | December 29, 2010 2:29 AM |
she's really good at playing virgins and mentally ill people, and never has a boyfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 119 | December 29, 2010 3:02 AM |
Earrings%0D %0D Caftans
by Anonymous | reply 120 | December 29, 2010 3:45 AM |
roadkill
by Anonymous | reply 121 | December 29, 2010 4:26 AM |
when her hair is always up.?.. And she dresses like a boy
by Anonymous | reply 122 | December 29, 2010 4:46 AM |
R115, we already understand you're insane, no need to continue to prove it.
by Anonymous | reply 124 | December 29, 2010 5:27 AM |
[quote]Are there actually people who's self-worth is so dependent on other people's opinions that they spend even one moment thinking about how they look to run to the grocery store or to spend the day shopping, etc.? Talk about low self-esteem.%0D %0D My mother inculcated upon me at an early age that it was a Class A felony to leave the house without wearing lipstick, [italic]even if it's to go to the emergency room[/italic]. So yes, some of us do take 10 seconds to put on lip gloss or whatever, and we don't care that it fucks with someone else's paradigm.
by Anonymous | reply 125 | December 29, 2010 6:34 AM |
What if your mother had told you to join the Klan? Would you have done that, too?
by Anonymous | reply 126 | December 29, 2010 6:41 AM |
They try to hide their truck driver knuckles by wearing gloves.
by Anonymous | reply 127 | December 29, 2010 6:45 AM |
[quote]So yes, some of us do take 10 seconds to put on lip gloss or whatever, and we don't care that it fucks with someone else's paradigm.%0D %0D You're not fucking with any paradigm, you're kneeling down and sucking it off and then thanking it for allowing you to do it.%0D
by Anonymous | reply 128 | December 29, 2010 7:10 AM |
Piss of R128. I put make up everytime I leave my house: for ME, because it makes ME feel good. This is for me a way to take care of myself. %0D %0D You feel good without make-up ? Good for you. But it doesn't mean those who do are pressured by wathever the so called society want.
by Anonymous | reply 129 | December 29, 2010 8:22 AM |
I agree with [R129]
by Anonymous | reply 130 | December 29, 2010 12:21 PM |
[quote]some of us do take 10 seconds to put on lip gloss or whatever
You just know r125 weighs 300 pounds but doesn't leave the house without lip gloss.lol.
by Anonymous | reply 131 | December 29, 2010 12:26 PM |
R125 can't rely on natural beauty hence the make up every! time she leaves the house.%0D %0D Re nails I hate long nails they break and split.
by Anonymous | reply 132 | December 29, 2010 12:33 PM |
i believe natural beauty is most catching to the eye. Women with an overload of make up look horrifying, plus they look dead once its all off. Tip for the ladies out there just keep it simple natural look. its sexier.
by Anonymous | reply 133 | December 29, 2010 12:33 PM |
I agree with R128
by Anonymous | reply 134 | December 29, 2010 2:45 PM |
R32: The idea of oral sex on a woman grosses me out. Sorry (you asked). However, I'm fine with lesbians as friends. Actually, I prefer their company to *most* straight women.
by Anonymous | reply 135 | December 29, 2010 2:58 PM |
I find gay women so hostile and don't get me wrong I'm a lesbian myself, but they're so.... cranky. I wish they were more fun-like gay guys.
by Anonymous | reply 136 | December 29, 2010 3:45 PM |
Espeacially the butches!
by Anonymous | reply 137 | December 29, 2010 4:03 PM |
Oh, r128. It's not sucking off a paradigm, you Foucaultian fuckwit. I'm not the person you were responding to originally, but let's all take a moment to regain sanity. It's enhancing one's aesthetic assets. I love my tits. I love my ass. I wear fitted clothes to compliment the hour-glass shape I have. I wear lip gloss and mascara and occasionally eye shadow because it enhances the beautiful eyes and pink lips I have. I wear my hair short because I like it short, but I the earrings, necklace, etc. are to enhance the body i was given. And I'm a proud five-star fucking lesbian who believes women (and gay men) are in general superior to straight men. If anyone is sucking off a paradigm, it's the army of West Coast uber-butch gender queers who flatter masculinity by copying it over and over and over.
by Anonymous | reply 138 | December 29, 2010 4:08 PM |
I qualify as someone that when younger appeared to not care about my appearance. I never wear a dress. I do not manicure and have short nails. I wear minimal makeup, if at all. I don't "fix" my hair. I only wear sensible shoes. My most intense relationships over the years have all been with other women, although the relationships were nonsexual, yet I've always had a boyfriend. When I got older I thought perhaps if I am so closeted that I didn't even know it! I prayed that kissing a woman would be an opening to understanding something about myself. But unfortunately it didn't. I guess I'm just not really that sexual, although I've been told I'm sexy often. I don't get it. %0D %0D The point of this is there are so many variations on the theme of where people are on the sexual spectrum that no one specific thing holds true for anyone.%0D %0D I was pretty unhappy when I realized I wasn't a lesbian to be honest.
by Anonymous | reply 139 | December 29, 2010 4:12 PM |
Never wears a dress.
Sensible shoes.
Loves to play gold.
by Anonymous | reply 140 | December 29, 2010 4:27 PM |
Oops! Loves to play golf.
by Anonymous | reply 141 | December 29, 2010 4:35 PM |
Loves to play gold?
by Anonymous | reply 142 | December 29, 2010 4:35 PM |
[quote]Married to a much younger man.
Whoa -- good one
by Anonymous | reply 143 | December 29, 2010 4:50 PM |
Well, I don't play golf so I guess that settles it.
by Anonymous | reply 144 | December 29, 2010 4:50 PM |
R131 lol
by Anonymous | reply 145 | December 29, 2010 9:53 PM |
R129/R138, where do you think your ideals of what makes you feel good and/or feminine came from? That's kind of the definition of societal paradigm. Others (mostly men, gay and straight) have defined what is considered feminine and beautiful and you're doing what they've defined to fit that model. The fact that it makes you feel good just means that fitting in makes you feel good. That's fine but don't hold it up as only a personal preference that's solely your own doing as if it's not doing exactly what is societally proscribed as 'normal'.
by Anonymous | reply 146 | December 29, 2010 11:14 PM |
Please post a picture of yourself R146.
by Anonymous | reply 147 | December 29, 2010 11:29 PM |
R146, some women are just born girly. They love pretty things and love to make themselves pretty. Women have been adorning themselves for thousands of years. You act like femininity is some kind of perversion of nature.
by Anonymous | reply 148 | December 29, 2010 11:41 PM |
You first, dumpling.
by Anonymous | reply 149 | December 29, 2010 11:42 PM |
R148 honestly, go back to school or if you've never been to one get yourself an education...
by Anonymous | reply 150 | December 29, 2010 11:52 PM |
I don't wear make-up, and it has nothing to do with any attempt to stave off the men or blend in. I'm just fugly, and no amount of lipstick or mascara is going to change that. Why bother?
by Anonymous | reply 151 | December 29, 2010 11:52 PM |
By the way, R146, do you have any clue how misogynistic YOUR attitude is? You act like men are in charge of everything. Men don't define feminine beauty, feminine beauty is defined by and is the exclusive venue of women (and a few feminine men).
by Anonymous | reply 152 | December 29, 2010 11:54 PM |
The dumpling statement was for R147.%0D %0D R148, it's not a perversion of nature. It has absolutely nothing to do with nature. It's a perversion of equality. The fact that women go along with it so easily and have so internalized an outside definition of beauty or what makes them worthwhile to society is disheartening.%0D %0D The biological theory as to why women have fuller lips and bigger eyes, etc., is that those are determining factors in attracting a male mate to procreate with. That is the only nature part of this equation. If straight women want to accentuate those things in order to get a mate, fine, but they can't argue that they are doing it for themselves because that is simply not true. There is no reason for lesbians to do it at all except to conform to societally set male beauty standards even though there is no biological need to do so. %0D %0D %0D %0D
by Anonymous | reply 153 | December 29, 2010 11:59 PM |
I must say R146, that I am with R129 / R138 on this. Looking pretty and enhancing one's natural femininity makes a femme lesbian girl feel confident. In some women this need really is innate, and it is not necessarily something entirely imposed from the outside by male-dominated society. %0D %0D You can scream about society's structure and the source of that structure all you want, but I find there is also a certain power in being able to look attractively "straight" even if everyone knows I am a lesbian. I agree it is absolutely not fair and it is not PC.%0D %0D When I need a certain social entree outside my own group, I make sure I look my feminine best. It makes me feel socially confident and I can use my appearance to control the responses of the people I come in contact with.%0D %0D When I am with my own group I dress as I please. Right now I am pulling a silver flask out of the back pocket of my heavy black jeans. I have a couple of shots of "california moonshine" left, and I'd like to offer both of them to you. %0D
by Anonymous | reply 154 | December 30, 2010 12:00 AM |
R152, you are completely wrong. The reason the lips, eyes, breasts and ass are the markers of "beauty" that are accentuated with make-up and surgery is due to millennia of male mating pressure. %0D %0D I second R150's suggestion that you go back to school.
by Anonymous | reply 155 | December 30, 2010 12:02 AM |
r128 don't you know when OTHER women do it, it's because they're sucking off the patriarchy paradigm? But when THESE women do it, it's because they're empowering themselves by showing off their assets.
by Anonymous | reply 156 | December 30, 2010 12:04 AM |
R154, you're actually making my argument for me by saying you dress one way for society in general and one way for yourself and your group. It's society's feminine standards that you are trying to meet when you dress for those outside your group. By definition, you are not then dressing for yourself. It's all an image you want to project and in this very male-dominated world, it is the male-defined image you are going for.%0D %0D The real you is the one you are when you are alone and with your group. Everything else if for show.
by Anonymous | reply 157 | December 30, 2010 12:06 AM |
oh my, the lesbians always go crazy over simple questions.
by Anonymous | reply 158 | December 30, 2010 12:06 AM |
R146/150, all I can surmise is that you're young and haven't been around many little kids. I was a tomboy myself growing up, and found my super-girly little nieces a revelation. They love pink, they love flowers, and my sister - who rarely wears makeup - has to fight to keep them out of her makeup drawer.
by Anonymous | reply 159 | December 30, 2010 12:07 AM |
My god, some women just like girly, feminine things. They like getting their hair done, wearing makeup, wearing dresses. It's not that deep. And frankly, it's demeaning and condescending to think that all women who enjoy dressing up/wearing makeup somehow don't know their own mind and are only doing it to fit in with some kind of societal paradigm. Most women dress for other women. The men are secondary.
by Anonymous | reply 160 | December 30, 2010 12:14 AM |
R159, do you really not think that societal definitions, especially now where kids start watching tv practically in-utero, don't start early enough to influence small children? %0D %0D I am around little children on a daily basis. The two girls are opposites in that area. The one doesn't like the girly stuff and the make-up, the other one is fascinated with it. Their personalities so far in other areas have shown me that the one who like the makeup and dressup stuff is much more easily influenced by what others think of her whereas her sister who doesn't care about the girly stuff couldn't care less what others think of her.%0D %0D The innate personality trait you are seeing is not any form of innate feminity (because there can be no innate trait that is defined by society) but more likely an innate will to please others and fit in versus an innate will to do it their own way.
by Anonymous | reply 161 | December 30, 2010 12:18 AM |
Fuck school. All I know is that I get horny for long, soft silky hair - not some buzz-cut knob, and I want to wrap my legs around someone with warm, soft, smooth skin - not some gender queer chick with burlap thighs. If you want that, it's all yours, girlfriend.
by Anonymous | reply 162 | December 30, 2010 12:19 AM |
It seems easier to have hetrosexual female friends or gay male friends to having gay female friends. It would seem they prefer to be with ladies than other gay people who are men.
by Anonymous | reply 163 | December 30, 2010 12:19 AM |
[quote]The biological theory as to why women have fuller lips and bigger eyes, etc., is that those are determining factors in attracting a male mate to procreate with. %0D %0D Nature made ladies beautiful so that I too would want to undress them and make love to them. If a woman enhances her natural beauty, all the better. %0D %0D By the way, R151 ,not making an effort to look your best is just short changing yourself. Looking your best does not necessarily mean wearing makeup or lipgloss. Even if a woman considers herself fugly, she is never going to be as fugly as a fugly man. That is nature's softening influence on women.
by Anonymous | reply 164 | December 30, 2010 12:20 AM |
R160, all of evolutionary science says otherwise but you keep on believing whatever makes you happy.%0D %0D Let me ask you this, were Chinese footbinding and that tribe where the women deform their collar bones by elongating their necks with rings to the point of crippling themselves also just simple, voluntary, female-defined beauty standards that had nothing to do with the male-dominated cultures they lived in?%0D %0D I guess the girly girls of America should just be grateful that a little makeup and an occasional dress are all that are required of them to play their role, huh?
by Anonymous | reply 165 | December 30, 2010 12:22 AM |
R161, my sister is pathological about what her kids are exposed to - they do NOT watch tv. About all they've ever been exposed to is Baby Einstein videos.%0D %0D Maybe I just have a woman-centered view of the world. To me, everything about how men present themselves and live their lives is to increase their appeal to women. They even invented the institution of marriage - to their sexual detriment - to guarantee access to a woman of their own.
by Anonymous | reply 166 | December 30, 2010 12:25 AM |
Jesus, you start a thread and the bloody lesbos turn it into Feminist theory 101. Girls, this is DL, no one from 'Spare rib', 'Ms' or 'Newsweek' is going to read this. Just get over yourselves and get back on track....
by Anonymous | reply 167 | December 30, 2010 12:33 AM |
She has a secret stash of lesbian themed books in her library.
by Anonymous | reply 168 | December 30, 2010 12:37 AM |
...errr under her bed
by Anonymous | reply 169 | December 30, 2010 12:37 AM |
My goodness R157. I was a tomboy growing up and yes I most certainly do dress feminine intentionally to enchance my social power. I enjoy my power to elicit positive responses from other people as soon as they see me. It is true that dressing feminine is not always innate. %0D %0D However R128/ R139 is talking about something else entirely. R128 / R139 was not a tomboy as a kid. She was a girly-girl and she likes to look pretty and enhance her lovely assets. She was like that before she got exposed to "male-dominated" society. Femininity is a natural thing and it most certainly can be innate.%0D %0D In a better world we could all just go naked.%0D
by Anonymous | reply 170 | December 30, 2010 12:39 AM |
Over 40, married to a vaguely effeminate man, no children, seems to be fascinated with me.%0D
by Anonymous | reply 171 | December 30, 2010 1:00 AM |
I'll play. 1) Has no close female friends; or 2) married to a much older man (Daddy).
by Anonymous | reply 172 | December 30, 2010 1:02 AM |
[quote]I'll play. 1) Has no close female friends; or 2) married to a much older man (Daddy).
Why would she have no close female friends?.
by Anonymous | reply 173 | December 30, 2010 1:10 AM |
"Why would she have no close female friends?"%0D %0D For me, if I ever got emotionally close to a woman, I almost inevitably started having romantic/sexual feelings for her. Kind of like the lesbian version of men & women can't be friends.%0D %0D
by Anonymous | reply 174 | December 30, 2010 1:18 AM |
No, r146, it's pretty simple. You don't put a Jeep cover on a Porsche and vice versa. i wear clothes that flatter and conform to the body the good Lord gave me.
I respectfully disagree with what r154 said in terms of what works for me. Dressing in a feminine way is not innate for me. It's an aesthetic decision.
I do not feel the need to "pass as straight-looking."
Though I do dress in a feminine way, I prefer suits and slacks to dresses, prefer short hair to long and wear only heels that are comfortable. But even then, I tend toward flats. I wear a skirt or dress every now and again but not much.
I wear lipstick and eye makeup and show off my tits, because these are some of the best things about my body. I like them. I accentuate them.
Sometimes, I wear more feminine men's cologne, because I like the way it smells on me.
It's a personal style that works for me, according to what best flatters my body and what best suits my comfort level. It has nothing to do with conforming to or defying any paradigm.
Keep your queer and gender theories off of my body.
by Anonymous | reply 175 | December 30, 2010 1:22 AM |
And FTR, I dont give a shit how anyone else dresses.
by Anonymous | reply 176 | December 30, 2010 1:29 AM |
Watches professional sports and seems to enjoy it even when not with a man.
by Anonymous | reply 177 | December 30, 2010 4:18 AM |
Some of you aren't paying attention. Almost EVERY FUCKING THING that straight men do, from dying on the battlefield, to working themselves to death in coal mines, to splitting the atom, is to be seen as heroes and garner the approval and attention of their mothers, girlfriends, and wives. Hardly comparable to some girl slathering on some lip gloss to look more fuckable.
by Anonymous | reply 178 | December 30, 2010 4:41 AM |
R178, the ignorance you've shown over and over in this thread is astonishing. You simply do not know what you are talking about.%0D %0D You keep saying your womancentric and whatever else but most of your posts put women down.%0D %0D Your post at R178 is the most ridiculous yet. As if the only things women do to 'get their man' is to slather on some lip gloss while the men do all the actual work. Are you nuts? Do you even know any hetero women? Their entire lives are devoted to the pursuit and maintenance of men. Yes, there's an occastional 'whipped' man out there but did you happen to notice that there's no word even to use for 'whipped' women? That's because that's the expected state of the hetero woman, subservient. Ninety percent of the world is religious and 100% of religions shit on women. These things are not coincidence.%0D %0D
by Anonymous | reply 179 | December 30, 2010 5:21 AM |
Do you know any straight men, R179? I do. For every controlling macho asshole, there are 9 guys whose wives fucking own them and treat them like their personal slaves. I'm sorry you don't recognize how much power women wield simply by how much control they have over men.
by Anonymous | reply 180 | December 30, 2010 5:37 AM |
Owns a pit bull or two.
by Anonymous | reply 181 | December 30, 2010 5:38 AM |
R180, you are just making a bigger fool out of yourself.
by Anonymous | reply 182 | December 30, 2010 5:41 AM |
R179, your merciless verbal abuse is turning me on. I think I'm in love. Where do you live exactly, and are you single?
by Anonymous | reply 183 | December 30, 2010 5:47 AM |
R183, even your attempted wit is lacking.
by Anonymous | reply 184 | December 30, 2010 5:52 AM |
This thread has turned into the Michfest forum.
by Anonymous | reply 185 | December 30, 2010 5:52 AM |
I'm not trying to be funny, R184, I love women who are strong-minded and opinionated, even if they disagree with me, and I think that quality in you is as hot as fuck. I'm showing you respect. You win.
by Anonymous | reply 186 | December 30, 2010 5:59 AM |
Looks femme, presents as single and has a flawlessly organized, big red rolling toolchest full of the finest tools in her garage.
by Anonymous | reply 187 | December 30, 2010 6:17 AM |
Insane. One (and just ONE) poster can destroy a whole thread just because she obvioulsy, has a serious problem with men. Or maybe was rejected by a woman who wore make-up. Probably hadn't an orgasm in a few years too. Wait... orgasm is also a myth because, you know, we just believe what the society want us to believe.
by Anonymous | reply 188 | December 30, 2010 8:10 AM |
Her favorite TV show of all time is Xena Warrior Princess
by Anonymous | reply 189 | December 30, 2010 8:40 AM |
Yeah, you are right R188, this thread got out of hand. However I still enjoyed reading it. I especially liked the part where "womancentric" told "gender queer theory" that this fight was turning her on. %0D %0D I'd like to put those two in a Roman style "animal fight" contest. I can see it now: the two nude separately caged women are raised to the coliseum floor and then released to fight not to the death, but to the fuck. The audience has previously placed bets on the number of multiple orgasms that will be produced.%0D %0D Oh yeah, this thread was about "dead giveaways that a woman is closeted"..
by Anonymous | reply 190 | December 30, 2010 8:43 AM |
She does not have any female friends and she does not date men. All her friends are homosexual men.
by Anonymous | reply 191 | December 30, 2010 8:45 AM |
Her second favorite show is Wonder Woman.
by Anonymous | reply 192 | December 30, 2010 9:03 AM |
Married with no children. She was mysteriously obsessed about the film "Fried Green Tomatoes". When confronted, she swore she did not know it was based on a lesbian themed book by Fannie Flagg.
by Anonymous | reply 193 | December 30, 2010 9:21 AM |
She has Playboy and Penthouse in her bedroom drawer and she says she reads them for the articles.
by Anonymous | reply 194 | December 30, 2010 9:21 AM |
She has no dress sense
by Anonymous | reply 195 | December 30, 2010 9:33 AM |
[quote]One (and just ONE) poster can destroy a whole thread just because she obviously, has a serious problem with men. I thought it was several posters who have a serious problem with women.
by Anonymous | reply 196 | December 30, 2010 11:18 AM |
I guess the battling clothes theoreticians went to bed...
by Anonymous | reply 197 | December 30, 2010 2:09 PM |
she loves moon pies
by Anonymous | reply 198 | December 30, 2010 2:15 PM |
One of her favorite shows is The L World... because of the superior acting.
by Anonymous | reply 199 | December 30, 2010 7:19 PM |
She handed me money and asked me to go buy the boxed set of The L Word for her so that she could give it as a gift to a "friend" whose husband "liked the acting"
by Anonymous | reply 200 | December 30, 2010 7:26 PM |
R200, that was funny and clever XD
by Anonymous | reply 201 | December 30, 2010 7:33 PM |
p/e teacher, short hair, either no make-up or a smidge of poorly applied lipstick, lumbers along like a truck driver, penchant for pant suits, married to a very queeny guy, no kids.
by Anonymous | reply 202 | December 30, 2010 9:26 PM |
We were out shopping together and she pinched the copy of Vogue that I bought at the bookstore. This issue featured some lesbian innudendo type designer ads and an article about lesbians. Her husband returned the purloined magazine to me explaining he found it in their bedroom.
by Anonymous | reply 203 | December 30, 2010 9:49 PM |
Intense friendships begun way too eagerly with women, gay or straight. Something goes wrong; a misunderstanding. She often says, "My ex-friend So and So" and "Anyway we're not talking these days."
by Anonymous | reply 204 | December 30, 2010 10:50 PM |
Post at R70 has more truth in it than any other.
by Anonymous | reply 205 | December 31, 2010 3:31 AM |
One buzzcut a day keeps the mens away!
by Anonymous | reply 206 | December 31, 2010 3:39 AM |
Sorry, r205.
by Anonymous | reply 207 | December 31, 2010 5:43 AM |
I mean, Sorry, r70. For what you went through.
by Anonymous | reply 208 | December 31, 2010 5:58 AM |
@R70, you're bubble-headed
by Anonymous | reply 209 | December 31, 2010 4:06 PM |
Two words for ya......Mariska Hargitay!!!
by Anonymous | reply 210 | December 31, 2010 4:12 PM |
She is named Julianna Margulies.
by Anonymous | reply 211 | December 31, 2010 5:04 PM |
Julianna Margulies is a total frau
by Anonymous | reply 212 | December 31, 2010 5:15 PM |
[quote]Julianna Margulies is a total frau%0D %0D A closeted frau
by Anonymous | reply 213 | December 31, 2010 5:24 PM |
more
by Anonymous | reply 214 | December 31, 2010 6:19 PM |
bump%0D
by Anonymous | reply 215 | December 31, 2010 6:30 PM |
Hating butch women is just the lesbian version of "self-loathing."%0D %0D %0D That is all.
by Anonymous | reply 216 | December 31, 2010 6:35 PM |
She was attractive and femme and outwardly conservative and religious. She was my high school English teacher. She lived with her "sister", in a very fine home in the nicer part of town. When she assigned us an essay on beauty, the example she gave was a description of what she personally found beautiful in women. Yes she was in the closet and so was I, but I soon realized she knew I was gay. I was puzzled when she suggested I read Andre Gide's "The Immoralist". This was not an assignment for the class, it was just a suggestion to me. I had never heard of the book and I could not find it in our school library. Of course, it was not in our school library for a reason. When I finally found the book at a bookstore and I realized that it was about homosexuality I was stunned. I am a lesbian and she directed me to a book about a closeted gay man accepting his sensual nature and confronting his homosexuality. Thinking about this today makes me smile.
by Anonymous | reply 217 | December 31, 2010 9:08 PM |
Bingo r50
by Anonymous | reply 218 | January 1, 2011 11:03 PM |
R216, I'd say a lesbian woman pretending she's a man is the actual self-hating part.
by Anonymous | reply 219 | January 1, 2011 11:46 PM |
She is smart and funny and beautiful and femme and she is obsessed with homosexuality. When she posts here she makes sure everyone knows she is a "straight gal".
by Anonymous | reply 220 | January 3, 2011 3:03 AM |
When she spends most of her time hanging out with her male co-star's friends.
by Anonymous | reply 221 | January 3, 2011 6:10 AM |
Spotting butch lesbians is easy:%0D %0D * Bad hair%0D * no make-up%0D * jeans/trainers/baggy tops%0D * smell fusty or of mens after shave%0D * Unstylish like all the time%0D * short nails%0D * usually veggie/vegan %0D * usually volunteer for shit to make friends/get over depression (about being fat and insecure)%0D * usually fat but wont diet as it's 'playing up to hetero norms'%0D * do a mans job or work in the charity/public sector%0D * Go on walking/cycling holidays%0D * If you mention dior they think you need help with carpentry%0D * drink 'pints' or 'halves' when driving%0D * if smoke, lights up their ciggy with matches%0D %0D & spotting high fems is easy:%0D %0D * well dressed; not trashy not uptight%0D * immaculate make-up%0D * great, shiny hair%0D * stocking or holdups - never tights (tights reveals an inner butch tendency)%0D * heels - even your slippers have to have heels%0D * Manicure/pedicure%0D * can spot a versace at 200 paces%0D * says things like; "oh lordy! the things you see when you haven't got your gun" when seeing a bugly at 100 paces.%0D * will never serve another lady a drink in a pint glass%0D * the bed and house is always immaculate%0D * eats meat%0D * can hold a conversation with anyone%0D * is usually hate, hate, hated by buglys (see above). Psychological theory suggests this hate emanates from the bugly's inner knowledge that they can never have a woman like this.%0D %0D *S%0D %0D %0D %0D
by Anonymous | reply 222 | March 23, 2011 3:38 PM |
will watch any tv show with a lesbian/bi character no matter how bad it sucks.
by Anonymous | reply 223 | April 10, 2011 5:37 AM |
I recognize myself from most of these posts.%0D %0D I loathe myself and I know that most of you, if you actually, knew me, would loathe me too.%0D %0D I wish I could kill myself as I'd rather be dead than living this closeted, painful, unfulfilled, useless life I'm living.%0D %0D Flame away as I know that's what you all love to do.
by Anonymous | reply 224 | April 10, 2011 3:08 PM |
Are you taking the piss R224?%0D %0D "if you actually, knew me, would loathe me too." I doubt it. It's easy to be a bitch on t'internet but real people (warts 'n' all) show their emotions in their eyes - surely only a Nazi would enjoy inflicting such pain.%0D %0D If, on the other hand, you're looking for a bit of S&M (or is it M&S?) humiliation then may I suggest you join a Glee forum and flame the board with how shite it is. Or join a Gerald Butler forum and keep saying he's gay - it really winds them up a treat!%0D %0D Happy to help. ;o))) x%0D %0D PS. This last sentence of yours, "wish I could kill myself as I'd rather be dead than living this closeted, painful, unfulfilled, useless life I'm living." sounds like something the very overweight usually whale (sic) as they chow down on a box of vanilla donuts. Don't do this - you will just hate yourself even more.%0D %0D %0D %0D
by Anonymous | reply 225 | April 10, 2011 3:40 PM |
You see - I knew you would be cruel and unkind.%0D %0D Just goes to prove my point, really.
by Anonymous | reply 226 | April 10, 2011 3:46 PM |
[quote]You see - I knew you would be cruel and unkind. Just goes to prove my point, really.%0D %0D Don't take anything Juicy Lucy writes seriously. %0D %0D I'm not trying to be cruel, but would you care to tell us why you think we would loathe you? What have you done to come to that conclusion? I guess (without knowing anything about you) that you are way too harsh about yourself and that other people don't see yourself the way you see yourself. %0D
by Anonymous | reply 227 | April 10, 2011 4:02 PM |
Thank you, r227.%0D %0D If you've read this thread, you already have a good idea.%0D %0D I'm middle aged and closeted to my family as I know coming out to them would cause a huge fight. I'm overweight as I use food to numb the pain and to keep myself unattractive. I dress in men's clothing as I don't feel comfortable in women's. I am unkempt. My longish hair is always tied up in a ponytail. I avoid relationships as I don't feel worthy of anyone else's attention and certainly not their love. I don't wear makeup as I think it makes me look like a guy in bad drag. I don't have any lesbian friends as they frighten me. I'm just a fucking mess and reading these kinds of threads just makes me hate myself more. I know I know - don't read them. I think I read them just to confirm what a fucking waste of space I am.%0D %0D I'm sorry. I know that I'm wallowing in self-pity and self-loathing. Nothing any of you say can make me feel better about myself.
by Anonymous | reply 228 | April 10, 2011 4:16 PM |
I hate people who hurt other people in whatever way. I hate people who'd sell their own mother to achieve a goal. I hate people with no morals and no empathy. %0D %0D From what you wrote at R228, I just feel bad for you. Your life and story is just sad, not loathesome. %0D %0D And you'd be surprised how many closeted women like you are out there. And how many of them had the courage to come out (partially) later in life. %0D %0D I'd wish you well, but I have a feeling you wouldn't want to hear it.
by Anonymous | reply 229 | April 10, 2011 4:25 PM |
I find working in Higher Education is a BIG giveaway (or in some way attached to academia). The liberal atmosphere of universities seems to attract lesbians and bisexuals (more so than gay men).
I was in a conference of about 20 academics the other month. There was approx. 10 women, 3 were gay; including an obligatory, ostensibly butch lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 230 | April 10, 2011 4:26 PM |
Thank you, r227. I really do appreciate your kindness.%0D %0D I wish you well too.
by Anonymous | reply 231 | April 10, 2011 4:30 PM |
Yes there are closeted (you forgot repressed) Lesbians. I have a friend who is 45 years old. Here are her symptoms
1) Pulls credit cards and money out of her front pocket to pay for meals. (biggest give away to me) 2) "there's just no spark" 3) is a devout catholic waiting for marriage who won't even do more then kiss (you are allowed to more then kiss to remain a good catholic 4) loves being friends with younger blondes and always gives them gifts 5) was a tomboy as a girl and was even sent to a "modeling" school to fem her up (boy will that fuck up your head) 5) When I asked her if she saw this male celebrity naked that had just been posted on line she said "ew I'm not looking at that" Really? 6) gets very angry at customer service people and goes into full bull dyke mode and her voice goes down 5 octaves.
by Anonymous | reply 232 | April 10, 2011 4:36 PM |
r228, lots of women feel exactly the same as you eg. depressed, trapped, ugly, unworthy (whether straight or gay). Try not to lay your problems all that the door of your sexuality.
by Anonymous | reply 233 | April 10, 2011 4:40 PM |
You're right r233. I'm sorry.%0D %0D I'm also unemployed and have health problems.%0D %0D I'm a loser in all areas of my life, not just that one.
by Anonymous | reply 234 | April 10, 2011 4:50 PM |
228, be kinder to yourself. You have done nothing wrong. As one poster pointed out, you have not been immoral or cruel -- except perhaps to yourself.
I was recently in a long down period. Unemployment, booze, loneliness, all of the above. Out of the blue I met a woman who made me feel alive and happy. She isn't free, but being around her let me know that I can actually be interested in somebody. If not her it will be someone else. I am watching my drinking and my weight toward this goal, determined to love someone and offer her encouragement and affection.
Be open to the possibility of change. A good change.
Peace.
by Anonymous | reply 235 | April 10, 2011 4:59 PM |
Thank you r235.%0D %0D I wish you well for the future.%0D %0D I'm sorry - I feel as though I've derailed this thread!
by Anonymous | reply 236 | April 10, 2011 5:07 PM |
Jeez.... now I know I've derailed the thread...
by Anonymous | reply 237 | April 10, 2011 5:58 PM |
Thoughts on appearance from a "frumpy lesbian": %C2%A0I didn't come out until my mid 30's and had been married for 10 years. %C2%A0With the exception of dresses in Sunday mornings - I dress now as I did then. %C2%A0
I have always taken minimal care with my appearance. %C2%A0I was quite fit (until my mid 40s) and now could really stand to lose 20 lbs; I have always worn loose clothing; I wear enough makeup to claim that I wear makeup; I dress at the lower end of professional. %C2%A0At work I blend, but don't stand out as either "nicely dressed" or "poorly dressed". %C2%A0
Weekends are another matter. %C2%A0If I am working in the yard and need to run to run to the garden store, I will go as I am. %C2%A0No makeup, dirty nails, dirty jeans. %C2%A0
I present myself very much as my mother does. Clean, neat, but not "fashionable". %C2%A0Physical appearance is what it is, %C2%A0health is more important than appearance.
So - three years ago I developed Ramsey Hunt syndrome, a severe form of Bells Palsy. %C2%A0Basically the right side if my face melted. %C2%A0It was not pretty. Not at all.
For the first three weeks my right eye couldn't close all of the way, so I had to wear an eye patch - like a pirate. %C2%A0I bought several vinyl patches and a friend decorated them; one with a peace sign, another with a sunflower, one with an eyeball.
When I went back to work, a few days after onset, a coworker who places a very high value on appearance blurted, "I could never leave the house looking like that."
Usually this condition lasts 6 - 8 weeks. %C2%A0I am among the small percentage that experiences an incomplete recovery. %C2%A0I don't look anywhere near as bad as I did, but my right eye droops and my face contorts when I try to smile, and I can't really control the right side of my mouth when I kiss my amazing, wonderful partner.
Adults are kind and say they "can't tell" I still have problems. %C2%A0 Children are honest and ask what happened to my face. %C2%A0%C2%A0The best comment I ever heard from anyone was a 10 year old boy who said, "This is so cool! %C2%A0You look like Two Face from Batman!"
In the first few weeks of my palsy I let it keep me home a few nights, but not since. %C2%A0I have even volunteered for a few public speaking appearances.
I don't think I could have gotten through the past three years if I gave a damn what people think about my appearance, if I had spent my life fussing over eyebrows and the occasional zit, or whether my hair was perfect or whether I needed to hilight my hair (which I have done a few times, but don't consider necessary).
I can't say that this hasn't changed my life, and I can't say that I don't wince a little when I see a photo where my face is especially contorted, but I can say that I know people whose lives would have been paralyzed by this. %C2%A0I believe that my lifelong attitude about appearance is what helped me get through it with a minimal disruption to my life.
Just my thought on my life ....
by Anonymous | reply 238 | April 10, 2011 6:00 PM |
Oh, gawd, fraud @ r238 get a fuckin blog. No wonder your husband dumped you!
by Anonymous | reply 239 | April 10, 2011 6:04 PM |
And you'd be surprised how many closeted women like you are out there. And how many of them had the courage to come out (partially) [bold]later in life.[/bold]
Translation:
She got fat.
Hubby doesn't want her.
Thinks she can use lesbians as her back up plan.
Lose 50 pounds and put a smile on your mug and maybe that poor bastard will take you back. Then you won't have to pretend you're a lesbian anymore.
[quote]Jeez.... now I know I've derailed the thread...
Which was your intention ya manipulative bitch.
by Anonymous | reply 240 | April 10, 2011 6:13 PM |
I was NOT being nasty - was just stating an observation re: donuts.%0D %0D Now just look at this thread and pls remember *I* didn't derail it!%0D %0D How come there's no lesbot posting about how 224 should go do some volunteering....?!?! You women are slacking!%0D %0D Seriously, you women who're overweight and depressed so you eat more blah blah (vicious cycle etc.) - just STOP. Just make up your mind that tomorrow is the beginning of the rest of your life and that deliberately comfort eating to make yourselves less attractive is seriously crazy. Fear. Fear of intimacy is stupid; very few people have a perfect body. Want to know how to look great naked? Just switch the fucking lights off! :o)%0D %0D Chin up cocker. It could be worse. You could be Donald Trump with that flakey weetabix on your bonce.%0D %0D x%0D %0D
by Anonymous | reply 241 | April 10, 2011 6:18 PM |
[quote]There's no such thing as a closeted lesbian; women are as a rule braver than men, they'll always come out no matter what%0D %0D Actually this is pretty much true at least in the west.%0D %0D Invariably women are almost always out at some stage. I think perhaps it's a combination of independence/bravado and less social prejudice, although social prejudice is there. But men, my dog, many men can hide in the closet unto eternity and play the happy family game and also the anti-gay game. %0D %0D Women almost always get tired of the lies but then women are allowed and generally expected to be more honest.
by Anonymous | reply 242 | April 10, 2011 6:20 PM |
It's because R242 we haven't got a cock - cocks are seen as threatening whereas two women together are generally just viewed as a turn on rather than a threat.%0D %0D Oh la la; here comes the plumber! I wonder if he's got a large enough ratchet to unblock my hole?!?! (sheesh)%0D %0D
by Anonymous | reply 243 | April 10, 2011 6:24 PM |
Alas, the thread is reduced to comments about frumpy, fat, middle-aged, women.
by Anonymous | reply 244 | April 10, 2011 6:24 PM |
I have been in the closet and lost patience with it. It's a lousy way to live and not worth the effort and the lies. I feel sorry for people who feel compelled to dwell in such a dark, airless place.
I am a middle-aged lesbian, yes, but relatively attractive. Although I am not a total hottie, I like myself and enjoy having a good time with gay folks, straight folks, and anyone who is fun and intelligent. A good attitude does wonders for your looks.
by Anonymous | reply 245 | April 10, 2011 7:00 PM |
R37 here, with an update:
Years later, she spots the other woman whom she HATES HATES HATES! She makes her fiance drive past the house or the apartment of the girl she HATES HATES HATES! Her marriage invariably ends when, during the reception she wants to make the same drive again, so as maybe the girl she HATES HATES HATES will see her wedding dress.
by Anonymous | reply 246 | April 10, 2011 7:41 PM |
R61 In my experience as a child I was tomboyish but had a feminine nature and sort of mixed it up, many straight girls are like this that I know of. Once I filled out at 12 years old it started to draw in the sleezy guys in the neighborhood so I began to down play my femininity. It kept the bad guys and later even good ones at arms length and on a subconcious level I felt safe that way. Once I was in college and out to myself I actual became more feminine feeling more secure in my sexuality. Its a way I enjoyed being and not that I felt pressured that it was a way to attract women.
by Anonymous | reply 247 | April 10, 2011 11:39 PM |
"Plays the pronoun game. Falls back on male/female stereotypes/Julia Roberts movie type storyline for why she doesn't have a boyfriend, "I just work so much, it's hard for a guy to try to fit into my business lifestyle" or something they read on the cover of a magazine. They'll tell this same sad tale 13 years down the line."
Really? Has anyone ever assumed that certain people are simply not sexual, they don't care about relationships?
There are actually men and women, gay and str8, who could care less about sex or having a partner.
One of my closest friends, who died at 63 of cancer, told me he stopped having sex and relationships when he he was in 30s.
He had a few boyfriends in his youth, he said the drama involved in romantic relationships was too much, that he simply couldn't deal with. Instead he focused on his career and his group of friends. He was a brilliant painter and designer, he had a very full social life and loved his work. He seemed extremely happy
For some people, their world doesn't revolve around having a romantic relationship, having children etc. Not every person wants this.
I honestly don't understand why anyone who is not involved is deemed to be gay or a lesbian. It's never made sense to me.
The daily drama I hear from my str8 female coworkers about their asshole husbands and boyfriends, would put anyone off a relationship.
These women work full time jobs, have kids, yet their asshole partners expect them to still be full time housewives and of curse, be ready for sex whenever the guy wants to fuck. These idiot men need maids, not wives or girlfriends!
You guys here can make fun of fraus all you want, but you have NO clue what some of their lives are like, especially working class women! You watch too much reality TV about spoiled arrogant NYC rich bitches, that's NOT real life.
by Anonymous | reply 248 | April 10, 2011 11:51 PM |
R248 sounds a bit upset.
by Anonymous | reply 249 | April 11, 2011 5:12 PM |
[quote]All one has to do to reject "femininity" is -- look natural, be yourself, and don't obsess about your looks -- the same way (straight) men do.%0D %0D Preach it, syster!
by Anonymous | reply 250 | April 11, 2011 5:53 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 251 | February 24, 2012 1:01 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 252 | February 24, 2012 2:11 PM |
What R16 said. I had a roommate in grad school whose "best friend" would visit every weekend from Vassar. She pulled that "labels" BS all the time.
by Anonymous | reply 253 | February 24, 2012 2:20 PM |
I said that same thing when I was in college. (What r16 quoted.)
by Anonymous | reply 254 | February 24, 2012 2:30 PM |
>>>but if you're not: Then why not try fucking a woman? A woman can strap it on longer and stronger.
R32, you know nothing about female sexuality. Fucking is not the highlight nor even necessary. Sorry to tell you this.
by Anonymous | reply 255 | February 24, 2012 4:40 PM |
[quote]There are no real closeted lesbians
by Anonymous | reply 256 | February 24, 2012 4:48 PM |
How did the lesbian cane jokes get started?
by Anonymous | reply 257 | September 25, 2012 11:30 AM |
I feel like eating some pussy now.
by Anonymous | reply 258 | September 25, 2012 12:54 PM |
[quote]First of all, men are bigger, stronger, and MUCH more sexually aggressive than women. What you probably can't appreciate is how intimidating it is to be a young girl and suddenly be subjected to aggressive, unwanted sexual attention from men.
How about unwanted aggressed attention from lesbians? Some lesbians use the whole "men are dogs" thing to pick up closeted women. I watched it happen one evening at a party. A woman was talking about her experience with men and the the lesbian was really going in for the kill, damning men with one generalization after another.
To my knowledge, men don't indulge in this behavior to get laid.
by Anonymous | reply 259 | September 25, 2012 2:15 PM |
[quote]To my knowledge, men don't indulge in this behavior to get laid.
The key phrase here is "to your knowledge," because yes, they do.
by Anonymous | reply 260 | September 26, 2012 4:11 AM |
Really R260? When was the last time you saw a man coaxing another man into bed by putting down women? Men don't attach gender politics to their seduction routines. That's lesbian territory. Men just want to have it off.
by Anonymous | reply 261 | September 26, 2012 2:46 PM |
r246 here, with yet another update --
After the young bride learns that dragging the groom on a stalking expedition of the woman she HATES! HATES! HATES! will lead to an early divorce, she knows that 12 years later, at the birth of her second child (the first might give the game away) it is now safe to suggest that hubby No. 2 take a drive by with her through a neighborhood she insists has architectural merit (where the woman she HATES! HATES! HATES! just happens to live) where she then parades up and down the sidewalk in front of the house owned by the woman she HATES! HATES! HATES! in hope that she will be seen, with her heterosexual husband and the heterosexual fruit of her loins as a lesson to the woman whom she HATES! HATES! HATES!
by Anonymous | reply 262 | September 26, 2012 3:08 PM |
when I was in highschool on a school camping trip a girl in my class kept flirting with me and when we were camping in the tent she told me that she liked girls. Well I was completely mortified. At first it seemed like a hot concept since i had recently watched V for vandetta but I was surprised at how forward she was in telliing me while we were in the tent and I was mortified at how strong her emotions were and how aroused her expression was. Well at that point I realized I was most certainly not gay! and did not have any other urge but to get the hell out of the tent! I still flirted with her and I'm afraid I enjoyed flirting but not any further then that because I could never love a women even if she was a really nice person. Nowadays I feel like I have quite the gaydar. But my biggest problem is I still do not have a boyfriend because I am really shy and have hursutism and I do not have the money to spend to do so much hair removal and I do not have the time time to put on so much makeup. when I put on makeup I feel so fake like plastic. I feel like if I had a boyfriend I couldn't make myself like a barbie every day it's just not me. I would spend 24/7 on make up and hairemoval for that... as well as I have a hormone problem that causes acne. But I'm not gay and never will be even if I do find lesbians interesting people.
by Anonymous | reply 263 | February 3, 2013 8:27 AM |
my other problem is I also worry about being accused as gay when I'm not. I also feel like the idea of being a lesbian is normal. - like I understand the way they flirt with eachother because I have flirted . so at the same time even though I'm straight I wouldn't be afraid if I was lesbian but yet I'm not because I would not feel passionately in love with a woman like I would with a man. It's a totally tifferent feeling to me. To me it is a much more natural feeling to be with a man. Another way to recognize a lesbian is the way they walk. If they walk with swag it would bring up my suspicions. lol also if they wear plaid everyday. my momma always rold me to never wear plaid for this reason. don't want to give off lumberjack vibes my mistakr brcause I am certainly not girly enough to pull it off unless I wore a ton of jewellery and makeup with it. Akso my friend dresses very very plain in baggy tshirts but shes not gay she just likes comfortable clothes and is bery stubborn about it because when she was younger she was forced to wear horribly itchy dresses and too tight stockings and things like that
by Anonymous | reply 264 | February 3, 2013 9:42 AM |
Who has let this straight teenage cunt in? Is school out or something?
by Anonymous | reply 265 | February 3, 2013 10:15 AM |
One's dead giveaway is another one's non conclusive evidence.
by Anonymous | reply 266 | February 3, 2013 10:22 AM |
Reading through this thread makes me glad that "Juicy Lucy" is apparently gone for good.
by Anonymous | reply 267 | February 3, 2013 10:35 AM |
My sister is straight, never wears a dress though because she has dreadful legs and is embarrassed by them. Even when she wears a dress it is a long skirt. Lesbians, unless they are really obvious, are much harder to spot than gay men.
by Anonymous | reply 268 | February 3, 2013 12:02 PM |
I am a middle-aged straight women with short fingernails and I don't wear make-up anymore. I wear dresses in the summer because they are more comfortable when it is hot than pants or shorts. I have come to realize that men are too much trouble and sex with them isn't good (meaning no orgasms). So, what's the point in spending all of that money and wearing restrictive clothing and putting toxic chemicals on your face to attract someone that is fat (most straight guys these days are obese), bald, and is intimated by a woman using a vibrator?
by Anonymous | reply 269 | February 3, 2013 2:59 PM |
We (HEART!) all genuine 100% bulldozers and diesel-trucks!
(It's only fish - aka "str8 females" - that we hate)
by Anonymous | reply 270 | February 3, 2013 3:49 PM |
R261 I do recall a man calling a woman a cunt for refusing his offer.I've seen woman getting punched after she rejected a guy.So...
by Anonymous | reply 271 | November 21, 2013 1:08 AM |
the poster who keeps updating us with the HATES! HATES! HATES! posts is right on the money.
by Anonymous | reply 272 | November 21, 2013 2:36 AM |
my first roommate in college (Julie, not kidding) seemed to despise me on sight.Every single day she thought of some way to make me misrable.I later learned she refered to me as 'that bitch". I honestly did nothing bitchy to her ,I just wanted to live in peace and couldn't figure out how to stop the weird hate. cut to2 awfull months later when one night out of the blue she's' standing over my bed, I swear I thought she was gonna stab me but instead she said "give me a kiss".I sat up and kissed her on the cheek and she said" no give me a real kiss" so I planted one on her mouth with a loud mmmmwaa. then I lay back on the bed thinking the war is over. she stood there for a while and silently went back to bed. I shouted a cheery goodnight. from then on she hated me more. looking back I can't believe I didn't understand. I was sheltered ,not very sexual and she had 2 boyfriends?! She ended up marrying a dude and im sure there's a woman out there wondering why Julie seems to hate them.
by Anonymous | reply 273 | November 21, 2013 3:19 PM |
The first half of this thread was very interesting, while the jaws-of-life couldn't save the second half.
...Anyone have any thoughtful replies to bring this back to life?
by Anonymous | reply 274 | February 27, 2014 3:31 PM |
I know a gal I suspect is closeted. Femme, but pings hard. Got married at 40 and had 2 kids right away. Hubby is 10 yrs older and I suspect possibly gay. SHE ALWAYS MENTIONS HER HUBBY!!!
by Anonymous | reply 275 | February 17, 2015 4:29 PM |
The copy of "Rubyfruit Jungle" in between the John Grisham books.
by Anonymous | reply 276 | February 17, 2015 4:40 PM |
Do people in bearded relationships overcompensate their heteorniss and are uneasy around gay peeps?
by Anonymous | reply 277 | February 17, 2015 4:43 PM |
When I was in High school, there was a poster that said, "I like you. You're different."
by Anonymous | reply 278 | February 17, 2015 4:48 PM |
Well I'm closeted at work and I guess the only one that probably gives me away are the "pronoun game" as someone said.
But I think it's pretty easy to closet oneself, as a woman. When people push a little about my personal life, I usually carefully imply things just haven't "worked out", or so forth. People usually assume you've had a bad breakup or abusive boyfriend. Making up a collection of cats helps too (I have none).
by Anonymous | reply 279 | February 17, 2015 5:06 PM |
Likes pussy
by Anonymous | reply 280 | February 17, 2015 8:22 PM |
Is better at most sports than you are.
Calls a man to ask what she should wear to her company party.
Never wears a dress, high heels, or a fancy purse.
This would describe a friend of mind from work.
by Anonymous | reply 281 | February 17, 2015 8:30 PM |
But what does any of that all have to do with liking pussy?
by Anonymous | reply 282 | February 17, 2015 8:56 PM |
I don't think lesbians are any uglier than straight women. I think they just don't make as much of an effort to look good so they come across as relatively unattractive. Let's be honest here: most of what's considered feminine beauty is an illusion and based on fake shit: fake hair, makeup, plastic surgery, "flattering" clothes/Spanx, high heels, etc. Take all that shit off of a "pretty" straight woman and tell me she looks better than a regular, tomboyish (not stone butch) woman.
Also, this thread is hilarious because most of the descriptions of closeted lesbians describe me pretty well, and I'm a virgin straight woman. I don't wear makeup, I generally wear the same clothes every day, my hair is always in a ponytail, and I love to play sports. The only "feminine" things I like are skincare and fashion (I appreciate it as an art form). I am working on my body (would love to look like a Crossfit chick) because I don't like being overweight. I imagine that once I'm more comfortable with my looks that I'll actually put more effect into how I dress but would still focus on tomboyish/androgynous cuts.
I know I'm not gay because the thought of having sex with a woman grosses me out to be honest, whereas being with a man doesn't. But I'm starting to wonder if I'm asexual because I've never actually been sexually attracted to a man in real life before--it's just the IDEA of sex with a man that sounds great. When actual men have expressed interest in me, I've actually recoiled--not because they were ugly or bad guys, but just because I felt a strong "NO" feeling.
by Anonymous | reply 283 | February 17, 2015 8:58 PM |
Sorry, meant to say "I'll actually put more EFFORT into how I dress but would still focus on tomboyish/androgynous cuts."
by Anonymous | reply 284 | February 17, 2015 9:00 PM |
Let's all diagnose r283's lesbianism....
by Anonymous | reply 285 | February 17, 2015 9:56 PM |
More femmes are likely to be closeted. I was the closet case who over compensated with being boy crazy etc. I am naturally feminine and I am attracted to the same
by Anonymous | reply 286 | February 17, 2015 9:57 PM |
are closeted lesbians more likely to have an eating disorder like anorexia?
by Anonymous | reply 287 | February 17, 2015 9:59 PM |
Dates old guys. Constantly talks about sex with men. Is afraid to show physical closeness towards female friends. Lesbofobic remarks are not unusual. All this goes for lesbians who are in narnia. The ones who are out to themselves but not to the world act different.
by Anonymous | reply 288 | February 17, 2015 10:13 PM |
r288 nails it!
by Anonymous | reply 289 | February 17, 2015 10:23 PM |
I worked with a woman who fits R288's description. She was married to an old guy. She'd talk about how much she loved having sex with him. No female friends, totally lesbophobic and homophobic remarks. But everyone knew she was into pussy and knew who her "secret" girlfriend was.
I took another job and on my last day at the company, I cornered her in a conference room, told her I knew what kind of shit she said about me and other gays and lesbians in the department, and that everyone knew she liked pussy and laughed at her behind her back because she was so pathetically closeted. When she said there was no way she was a lesbian, I said, "That would surprise Kelly, your supposedly secret girlfriend. Yes, we all know about her, too." Her mouth dropped to the floor. I found out she left the department about a couple months later and kept a low profile in her new area.
by Anonymous | reply 290 | February 17, 2015 10:24 PM |
r290, ha ha ha
by Anonymous | reply 291 | February 17, 2015 10:34 PM |
I told a gal on social media who pings that she was hot! this was after she accepted compliments from men telling her the same. Her response spoke volumes. Something along the line of "I only care about the man I sleep with"
by Anonymous | reply 292 | February 17, 2015 10:38 PM |
LOL, R285, I'm not a lesbian. Really. I've mentally considered dating women (trust me, it would make my identity much stronger to just know if I'm a lesbian or not than to be an maybe-yes, maybe-not asexual straight woman), but I just can't picture myself doing it. I'm not sexually attracted to women.
by Anonymous | reply 293 | February 17, 2015 11:54 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 294 | February 18, 2015 2:15 AM |
Her "husband" died and that's why she watches WNBA games while sitting on a running washing machine.
by Anonymous | reply 295 | February 18, 2015 2:22 AM |
The following only counts if you found out while vacuuming:
There's still a hanger in the dress she's wearing, which is covered in plastic and smells like dry cleaning. There's also a pair of cushy slippers in the big front patch pockets, and the whole thing is hanging in the closet.
by Anonymous | reply 296 | February 18, 2015 3:10 AM |
Is that you, Jennifer (r283) ?
by Anonymous | reply 297 | February 18, 2015 3:20 AM |
I second the fear of close relationships with women because of fear of homosexual tendencies
by Anonymous | reply 298 | February 18, 2015 3:36 AM |
[quote]Honestly, I can't fathom people who would get up and, when getting dressed in the morning, even consider what anyone else thinks about them, especially in a casual, day-to-day environment. Are there actually people who's self-worth is so dependent on other people's opinions that they spend even one moment thinking about how they look to run to the grocery store or to spend the day shopping, etc.?
My mother will literally get dressed for the day, including full makeup [foundation, blush, lipstick, eyeliner, three shades of well-blended eyeshadow, mascara] BEFORE HAVING BREAKFAST.
Not only that, but a few years ago, she had to get a small eye surgery [glaucoma, iirc] and was told to not wear any makeup to the operation.
She drove herself to the hospital, for 7:00 in the fucking morning, with full eye makeup! I mean, who's gonna fucking be looking at your eyes while you're in your car at seven-fucking-o'clock in the morning?
So when she got there, she claims to have been "humiliated" to have been told to go wash off her eye makeup. And I'm like, what the fuck did you expect? It's a medical procedure, not a fucking beauty pageant!
by Anonymous | reply 299 | February 18, 2015 10:12 AM |
Trying and mostly failing at the hair and makeup scheme.
by Anonymous | reply 300 | February 18, 2015 10:20 AM |
I have a cousin who was, and still is, very deeply closeted.
Most of the behaviors she exhibited were already mentioned. She was fucking older boys at 14. She was a total Emo Chick who read witchcraft books. She wore her hair super short, and wore boy clothes. She also cutted, used drugs, and had an eating disorder. Lived off of brownies and Slimfast. She was quite thin.
Her parents moved away later that year. She reappeared at our Grandmother's funeral years later. She was dressed as a femme. Heels, makeup galore, long hair, slightly overweight, and tight clothes. I didn't recognize her. That is until she started walking in her heels. She still walked like a football player. She looked at me up and down, tossed her hair, and stomped away. When I say stomp, I mean stomp. Nothing feminine or graceful about the way she walked. Like a toddler playing dressup in heels. I never laughed so hard in my life. If you looked up Bull Dyke in a dress, her picture would be used as the example. She was also briefly married. Poor thing. I want to feel bad for her, but she is an extremely miserable cunt.
by Anonymous | reply 301 | February 18, 2015 3:14 PM |
Competitive and sharp-tongued with men.
by Anonymous | reply 302 | February 18, 2015 3:20 PM |
I wouldn't even know where to start, R285. Hell, I'm confused now after reading that.
by Anonymous | reply 303 | February 18, 2015 3:30 PM |
She claims to be celibate after three failed marriages to men.
by Anonymous | reply 304 | February 18, 2015 3:36 PM |
RE: R285
She says she's not into sex with women, that's good enough for me. Not liking men doesn't equal liking women. We don't have to claim every messed up chick as a lesbian.
by Anonymous | reply 305 | February 18, 2015 3:40 PM |
Most femmes are closeted :(
by Anonymous | reply 306 | February 18, 2015 4:28 PM |
life in the closet sucks!
by Anonymous | reply 307 | February 18, 2015 5:14 PM |
They say women mature faster than men. ..well not after reading these comments and stories. You all sound like a bunch of immature girls.
by Anonymous | reply 308 | February 18, 2015 6:27 PM |
r308, suck my left tit
by Anonymous | reply 309 | February 18, 2015 6:30 PM |
many femmes remain closeted cuz they can't relate to radical lesbians who hate men and have horrid temperments
by Anonymous | reply 310 | February 18, 2015 9:53 PM |
She is all about stereotypical girly stuff, but never talks about the sexual stuff. She may only laugh about it in het female company. She talks way too much about the superficial aspects of hetnormative experiences.
She admits to never watching nude men or isn't into going to strip clubs with her BFF's. She can't or is resistant to discussing the size of her last boyfriends cock. She may say he wasn't good in bed or they never 'got that far'.
She is terrified of being perceived as butch, unfeminine, or transman.
by Anonymous | reply 311 | February 18, 2015 10:05 PM |
Some of the best sex and relationships I've had in younger days were with sexually aggressive lesbians/bi-females. They knew how to please. And I am gay male who has had plenty of sex with men also, gay and straight ones. My long - time partner is bi-male though.
by Anonymous | reply 312 | February 18, 2015 10:13 PM |
tom boys aren't tom bois...tom boys i've met by the dozens and love to fuck men blind and meet them often because of similar interests...tom bois have similar interests, but grossed out at the thought of sex with a man and tend to have no stories to tell..also, they'll stay in DIRTY clothes...most tom boys get out of dirty shoes/jeans fast as they can...
by Anonymous | reply 313 | February 18, 2015 10:18 PM |
"She is terrified of being perceived as butch, unfeminine, or transman. "
INDEED
by Anonymous | reply 314 | February 18, 2015 10:20 PM |
cringes when she sees a lesbian or a lesbian couple
by Anonymous | reply 315 | February 19, 2015 4:19 PM |
she mentions her husband all the time!
by Anonymous | reply 316 | February 19, 2015 4:22 PM |
A mustache
by Anonymous | reply 317 | February 19, 2015 4:35 PM |
lol r317 I am a les with a sense of humor.
I think someone who is closeted can suffer from depression etc
by Anonymous | reply 318 | February 19, 2015 4:43 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 319 | February 20, 2015 12:35 AM |
90% of the ideas in this thread are bullshit and contradict each other.
"super sexual about men" "never sexual about men" "complete bitch to women and nice to men" "complete bitch to men and nice to women"
by Anonymous | reply 320 | February 20, 2015 12:40 AM |
She exists.
by Anonymous | reply 321 | February 20, 2015 12:51 AM |
Married, wealthy, tall, gorgeous, trolls cosmetic counters at high end stores working her magic on beautiful female cosmetic reps.
by Anonymous | reply 322 | February 20, 2015 1:15 AM |
I know a gal like this r322. Beautiful and married with two small kids, but loves to flirt with girly girls
by Anonymous | reply 323 | February 20, 2015 2:46 AM |
"are closeted lesbians more likely to have an eating disorder like anorexia?" Yes
by Anonymous | reply 324 | February 20, 2015 3:18 AM |
No purses
Granola
Berkenstocks
Views a penis as a weapon of rape.
Hates all men
Irritated that they have use a male's sperm to have a baby.
Always wants a female baby, never a male one.
Always clad in athletic wear like the dyke gym teacher in high school.
Affinity for women's sports, particularly tennis.
Smashed Holly Near records.
No make-up, butch hairstyle, doesn't give a damn how she looks.
Repeatedly hits on straight women, always hoping to convert them and is later frustrated and violent when they go back to dick.
Volcanic when a lesbian icon admits to bisexuality; having sexual relations with men. (Smashed Holly Near records)
Does not seek equal rights with men, but superior rights over men.
Would like all men caged and milked for their sperm akin to a barn animal so they can create a totally matriarchal society.
Aborts male fetuses.
Loves Joan Crawford, in a black cowboy shirt, in "Johnny Guitar".
by Anonymous | reply 325 | February 20, 2015 3:48 AM |
R325, that is a stereotypical bulldyke who has no choice but to be out. You are just a flamer that hates ALL gay women
by Anonymous | reply 326 | February 20, 2015 3:53 AM |
R325 here.
R326 - Oh please…have a fucking sense of humor, which dykes, by the way, sorely lack. It's just a fucking list, for humor, but there is truth in it. Perhaps you see yourself in it? Does the truth hurt?
Thou doth protest too much.
by Anonymous | reply 327 | February 20, 2015 3:59 AM |
[quote]Dates old guys.
I've noticed a lot of old guys are absolutely delighted by lesbians and the lesbianesque. Not because they are nailing them, but because they just really seem to like the type.
by Anonymous | reply 328 | February 20, 2015 3:59 AM |
R327, not in the way you mean. I am feminine and am all girly except I love women sexually. I guess i AM knee jerk when it comes to very stereotypical lesbos , cause they are the ones who stand out
by Anonymous | reply 329 | February 20, 2015 4:02 AM |
I don't know any...it seems to me that women, at least in the professional workplace, still focus on making sure they're taken seriously and treated equally. And their sexuality, whatever it may be, is secondary, if considered at all.
Now their coworkers, on the other hand, will gossip about potential lesbians just as much as potential gays. Smart people know an air of mystery confounds those around you and gives you the upper hand
by Anonymous | reply 330 | February 20, 2015 4:12 AM |
[quote]Now their coworkers, on the other hand, will gossip about potential lesbians just as much as potential gays
I'm finding this out.. what a bunch of busybodies I work with at my current job. The guys I work with are constantly asking leading questions. It's actually kind of hilarious how obvious they are. "Do you like Ellen? I watch her sometimes. Like the WNBA? Can't stand it myself but I hear that Taurasi's all right. Hear about the marriage rights thing? Whatcha think about that?". I think one guy was actually tasked by the office with reporting back his findings lol.
by Anonymous | reply 331 | February 21, 2015 2:09 AM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 332 | February 21, 2015 11:35 PM |
most womehn are closeted
by Anonymous | reply 333 | February 23, 2015 8:30 PM |
I hope R308 found her way back to Cafemom safely. Poor dear doesn't handle pointless bitchery very well.
by Anonymous | reply 334 | February 24, 2015 1:14 AM |
LOL at r334. TONS of closeted ladies, but sadly they are with men. It's easier life to an extent, but not living your authentic self sucks
by Anonymous | reply 335 | February 24, 2015 1:52 AM |
indeed r335:(
by Anonymous | reply 336 | February 24, 2015 4:27 PM |
r331 -- whoever is behind it HATES HATES HATES you.
by Anonymous | reply 337 | February 24, 2015 6:08 PM |
They talk to men as equals, avoid the cutesy, smiling feminine thing
by Anonymous | reply 338 | February 25, 2015 7:31 AM |
r338 TRUE FEMME OR BUTCH
by Anonymous | reply 339 | February 25, 2015 5:38 PM |
merci
by Anonymous | reply 340 | February 26, 2015 10:17 AM |
Owns every Jennifer Love Hewitt album.
by Anonymous | reply 341 | February 26, 2015 10:53 AM |
Huge fan of Kristen Stewart, Taylor Swift, and Shailene Woodley.
by Anonymous | reply 342 | February 26, 2015 12:58 PM |
R325, it doesn't seem that you understood OP's question.
by Anonymous | reply 343 | February 26, 2015 8:31 PM |
She likes Barbara Stanwyck over Bette Davis.
by Anonymous | reply 344 | February 26, 2015 8:32 PM |
1) Insane jealousy when female friend starts dating a man
2) Short nails
3) Could be described as a "tomboy"
4) Does not give off feminine energy. Not saying masculine energy, but reads a nil when compared to straight women
by Anonymous | reply 345 | February 26, 2015 9:37 PM |
That's obvious, r345. Read OP's question again.
by Anonymous | reply 346 | February 27, 2015 2:45 AM |
r345, I know many gay women who give off a feminine vibe and straight men are enthralled
by Anonymous | reply 347 | February 28, 2015 2:15 AM |
r347, indeed!!! Being in the closet sucks so bad!!
by Anonymous | reply 348 | April 24, 2015 7:49 PM |
R58 Women doctors and nurses have to have short fingernails. Nice try.
by Anonymous | reply 349 | April 24, 2015 11:11 PM |
I think many women just want a family so they get married when they are young and then realize ooops don't like this at all.
Wind up coming out later in life with kids in tow.
At least three of my women friends have done this.
by Anonymous | reply 350 | April 24, 2015 11:13 PM |
- Always offers to pay for dinner. - Always opens doors when going out or doing "gentleman like" things. - Is overly possessive of "best friend" gets jealous of male attention shes gets or finds reasons to dislike existing boyfriend. - Keeps fingernails short. - Buys gifts - Wears loose fitting clothes and minimal make up. - She's been single for years and when asked why, she says "She's focused on work/school" - Very shy and timid when she gets male attention but confident and flirtatious around females. - Has that one "best friend" who she does couple like things with: Dinner at expensive restaurants Grocery shopping together Vacations Sleep overs (in mid 20's and up) - She always brings her "best friend" to work parties or family functions. - She seems annoyed when her 'best friend" gets male attention and discourages any male from talking to her. - shes 35+ with no kids - she spends holidays with her "best friend" - she gives full body hugs - she never crosses her legs when she sits - she rests her arms on the table when she eats - she walks with her hands in her pockets - she never wears skirts/dresses, or heels - she likes sports, whether she plays it or watches it on a regular basis - she gets uncomfortable when shes with a group of her female friends and around and males come. - she plays the pronoun game (never mentioning he or she when she speaks) - Says things like significant other, partner, babe, better half. - very secretive over all.
by Anonymous | reply 351 | June 2, 2015 4:13 AM |
Is very paranoid around women who are touchy feely, which many straight women are. Seems overly religious, uptight and VERY uncomfortable around gay women
by Anonymous | reply 352 | June 3, 2015 12:19 AM |
R352, THAT is their pre bearded status. Trust me … "hubby" is mentioned a lot
by Anonymous | reply 353 | June 4, 2015 2:50 AM |
No makeup, especially no lipstick is usually a dead giveaway. Also, short hair and short fingernails to go with it. Never polishes nails, even for special occasions. Not much of a shoe collection and whatever shoes they have are usually ugly ass shoes.
Basically, they are Plain Jane types whose dating life is pretty much non-existent and you can sense they aren't interested in attracting a man.
by Anonymous | reply 354 | June 4, 2015 3:18 AM |
man voice
by Anonymous | reply 355 | June 4, 2015 3:36 AM |
Not always. I know some straight woman who are cigarette smokers who have man voices, especially the ones who have been smoking for 20+ yrs.
by Anonymous | reply 356 | June 4, 2015 4:04 AM |
i mean man voice in the tone and inflections...not the pitch and raspy quality. basically, like gay voice.
by Anonymous | reply 357 | June 4, 2015 4:08 AM |
Ok, I have had a couple friends who were closeted. They say "that guy is so hot" and it's almost out of the blue that it makes you cringe because it's so obvious. Or the ones that say " I'm sick of people thinking I'm a lesbian, I'm straight!" I tried to believe them even though I'm a lesbian. Sure enough, they came out later. Closeted lesbians are tough ones to figure out.
by Anonymous | reply 358 | June 4, 2015 4:44 AM |
Oh, yeah... forgot about that.
by Anonymous | reply 359 | June 4, 2015 6:18 PM |
Wears simple earrings, to keep herself from being addressed as "Sir" because her overall look is so ambiguous.
by Anonymous | reply 360 | June 4, 2015 6:32 PM |
The dead giveaways aren't clothes or styling usually. Some straight women don't care too much about their appearance, and a lot of the very butch, mannish types tend to be bisexual rather than gay oddly enough. Though I'll concede I have a touch of the lez voice myself.
The dead giveaways are more in statements and behaviour. Closeted lesbians mention other women too much. Sometimes in a derogatory way (HATES x3 above), sometimes in a very positive way, but just in an odd sort of way that straight women don't. It will get to the point even a straight guy might think, why is this girl mentioning that other girl all the time?? They also look at women a certain way as someone also noted above. Hard to define, but you know it when you see it. Once you know that look you can recognise it over and over.
Closeted lesbians exhibit certain behaviours around out lesbians, particularly happy and attractive ones. Usually completely terrified, hide from them, criticise them (HATES!). A common pattern familiar to, say, the lesbian who works in a fairly large office is the closet case getting drunk at the office party, confiding ambiguous "things", and then doing their best to not even share a lift for the remainder of their time in the same workplace. It is much more likely that an out lesbian will sleep with a "straight" coworker who has never really thought about women before than the definitely gay closeted one - I have seen this pattern time after time.
Other than that, a lot of interest in sports, particularly football (by which I mean soccer), prepared to sit through awful TV shows that have a lesbian character in (mentioned above), having boyfriends they only see once or twice a month and they are not too bothered if he cancels on them and never can commit to, and being deliberately extremely over-busy at work and with social events so that they never do seem to have time for men.
by Anonymous | reply 361 | June 4, 2015 7:37 PM |
The dead giveaways aren't clothes or styling usually. Some straight women don't care too much about their appearance, and a lot of the very butch, mannish types tend to be bisexual rather than gay oddly enough. Though I'll concede I have a touch of the lez voice myself.
The dead giveaways are more in statements and behaviour. Closeted lesbians mention other women too much. Sometimes in a derogatory way (HATES x3 above), sometimes in a very positive way, but just in an odd sort of way that straight women don't. It will get to the point even a straight guy might think, why is this girl mentioning that other girl all the time?? They also look at women a certain way as someone also noted above. Hard to define, but you know it when you see it. Once you know that look you can recognise it over and over.
Closeted lesbians exhibit certain behaviours around out lesbians, particularly happy and attractive ones. Usually completely terrified, hide from them, criticise them (HATES!). A common pattern familiar to, say, the lesbian who works in a fairly large office is the closet case getting drunk at the office party, confiding ambiguous "things", and then doing their best to not even share a lift for the remainder of their time in the same workplace. It is much more likely that an out lesbian will sleep with a "straight" coworker who has never really thought about women before than the definitely gay closeted one - I have seen this pattern time after time.
Other than that, a lot of interest in sports, particularly football (by which I mean soccer), prepared to sit through awful TV shows that have a lesbian character in (mentioned above), having boyfriends they only see once or twice a month and they are not too bothered if he cancels on them and never can commit to, and being deliberately extremely over-busy at work and with social events so that they never do seem to have time for men.
by Anonymous | reply 362 | June 4, 2015 7:38 PM |
Short nails? Hair pulled back? WTF, most of the signs mentioned in this thread are dumb. My best female friend is a nurse and must keep her nails short and clean, and her hair is almost always pulled back. She is not gay. When it's 85 degrees and humid, do you really think that all of those girls with their hair back in messy buns are lesbians? Are you serious? You can't be.
by Anonymous | reply 363 | June 4, 2015 7:48 PM |
They seem more cold and guarded especiallly around touchy feely women(most of whom are straight) mentions crushes on male celebs, never anyone in their inner circle , when men hit on her(especially if she is femme) they act annoyed or frightened , talks about being girly and feminine more than straight women, a general vibe of discomfort
by Anonymous | reply 364 | June 5, 2015 12:17 AM |
- Acts awkward when asked by to comment on the attractiveness of a woman.
Straight women are always all 'oh Penelope Cruz is so sexy, don't you think so?' and 'tell me if my ass looks good in this dress!' and it's the most irritating thing when a girl who doesn't know I'm bi asks something like that and I'm flailing around trying to figure out what the fuck a straight girl would say and end up awkwardly giving an answer that probably sounds too insincere or too enthusiastic.
- Stays away from touchy feely friends.
In high school my friends were always sitting in each other laps, playing with each others hair etc and making jokes that they were totally lesbian lovers. that could get uncomfortable especially with one friend I had a crush on so I avoided that sort of thing as much as I could.
- complaining about men and then saying "but I could never go lez!"
lol I knew two girls who said "I could never go lez" who are now lesbian or bi. Maybe three actually. Now that I think about this, I had this one friend who was always expressing support for gay/bi guys but constantly made lesbophobic comments. She'd run away squealing ewww whenever a girl kissed her on the cheek or something. She was a tomboy who hardly ever wore make up or dresses and complained when she ahd too. She had the same boyfriend all the way from middle school to year 12 but she complained and fought with him nonstop and was really really averse to sleeping with him. She'd tell me how it just felt weird when he touched her and she thought giving head was gross and slutty and said she'd never do it. She wouldn't let him go down on her either. At the time I thought she was just really immature or repressed but now I wonder. Especially since her boyfriend acted a bit suspiciously too (lots of no homo and gay chicken humour, which I didn't think much of at the time because everyone did that, but looking back, he definitely went OTT compared to most of the other guys.) She was crazy possessive of me as her best friend too, and she and my other best friend would go batshit crazy at each other over me all the time. Lots of straight teenage girls act that way, but I think she probably took it a bit further than any of the other girls. I haven't seen her much since school ended so don't know if she's less messed up now but I know she's still straight or pretending to be. I feel really sorry for her if she is closeted.
My gaydar's really shit though. Six of my friends have come out since high school (2 gays, 1 bi guy, 2 bi girls and 1 lesbian) and I didn't know about any of them. Even the really really obvious flaming queen who was the only boy in my dance class. I guess I was too preoccupied with worrying my asshole parents would find out I'm bi to even suspect anyone else.
Some of these other 'tells' are really stupid though. Plenty of straight girls have short nails because they bite them or they break. And some straight girls have short hair. Sometimes stereotypes are accurate but not always. I have long hair, prefer wearing dresses and hate sports with a burning passion. On the other hand, I only wear makeup/heels on special occasions, don't do anything fancy with my hair (even on special occasions, I don't even know how to do anything with it) and watch more male-oriented movies/TV than female-oriented. But plenty of straight girls I know are the same.
It's just harder to tell with women than men.
by Anonymous | reply 365 | June 5, 2015 12:16 PM |
bump
by Anonymous | reply 366 | June 6, 2015 6:41 PM |
bump for femmes
by Anonymous | reply 367 | June 11, 2015 12:12 AM |
I like feminine pretty girls
by Anonymous | reply 368 | June 20, 2015 7:40 PM |
HATES gay women!!! especially femmes
by Anonymous | reply 369 | June 24, 2015 1:38 AM |
Owns a house with her sister who doesn't look a thing like her.
by Anonymous | reply 370 | June 24, 2015 2:16 AM |
R370, LOL
by Anonymous | reply 371 | June 24, 2015 2:24 AM |
Is a woman (previously straight) who just lays there as a bottom even gay?
I see all of these former straight women turning 'lesbian' but I've heard it through the grapevine that they just lay on their backs in bed. How is that even gay?
by Anonymous | reply 372 | June 24, 2015 2:30 AM |
R372, I am femme and very attractive, and I,and my lovers are versatile.
by Anonymous | reply 373 | June 24, 2015 4:08 AM |
r372, the women who go for butch or studs are not gay!
by Anonymous | reply 374 | June 24, 2015 4:09 AM |
She claims that the Magic Mike trailer makes her ovulate as opposed to making her horny. Someone famous recently said that.
by Anonymous | reply 375 | June 24, 2015 4:23 PM |
Who was it, R375?
by Anonymous | reply 376 | June 24, 2015 7:28 PM |
She's Oprah's best friend.
by Anonymous | reply 378 | June 24, 2015 8:37 PM |
aww!! Gayle lol
by Anonymous | reply 379 | June 24, 2015 11:55 PM |
Nope. All misses. This gal has been getting lotsa press for the use of her voice
by Anonymous | reply 380 | June 25, 2015 12:13 AM |
How is it that this thread from 2010 can get bumped when other, more recent threads are closed?
by Anonymous | reply 381 | June 25, 2015 12:16 AM |
Public service for young lesbians, who will learn from our sad experience.
by Anonymous | reply 382 | June 25, 2015 12:23 AM |
Awesome. My job is a hotbed of closeted lesbians, 'cause they HATE, HATE, HATE on another for reasons that they can't explain.
by Anonymous | reply 383 | June 25, 2015 2:27 AM |
over do their femininity and girly act
by Anonymous | reply 384 | June 25, 2015 4:30 AM |
aww r375 I googled that phrase...lol. It's Sandra Bullock.
by Anonymous | reply 385 | June 25, 2015 5:22 AM |
Are closet cases more likely to spot another gay person and have contempt for them?
by Anonymous | reply 386 | June 27, 2015 1:31 AM |
R350 oh please
They knew what they wanted. It's cheaper this way than going to a clinic to get pregnant.
by Anonymous | reply 387 | June 27, 2015 1:43 AM |
R325 aha!
by Anonymous | reply 388 | June 27, 2015 1:54 AM |
She dresses like a girly, girl but lives with a dyke.
by Anonymous | reply 389 | June 27, 2015 1:59 AM |
Marcia Cross owns this thread. She just mentioned on Twitter this week how long she has been married to "her wonderful husband" NO mention of gay marriage or rights ever!!!! F.. HER
by Anonymous | reply 390 | June 27, 2015 2:28 AM |
If Marcia Cross really is gay and closeted it would be even more of an irony since she has a Masters in Psychology and was going to be a therapist?
by Anonymous | reply 391 | June 27, 2015 3:07 AM |
r391, and she calls herself an empath . I actually loathe gay homophobes more than straights
by Anonymous | reply 392 | June 27, 2015 3:10 AM |
Parts her hair on the side, hands in her front pockets. Straight women never stand with their hands in their pockets.
by Anonymous | reply 393 | June 27, 2015 3:25 AM |
I am a lipstick, but know a woman who does this. WOW and she pings!!!!
by Anonymous | reply 394 | June 27, 2015 3:27 AM |
In her late 30's or 40's, financially successful, lives with a female "roommate" and they share either three cats or three dogs.
by Anonymous | reply 395 | June 27, 2015 4:02 AM |
absolutely HATES when a woman gives her a compliment on her looks etc. Always feeling like she is being hit on
by Anonymous | reply 396 | June 27, 2015 8:39 PM |
Laments the gay marriage decision with her church members
by Anonymous | reply 397 | July 20, 2015 3:08 AM |
Is a long engagement to a man a giveaway? The woman in question has been engaged for 3 years with no wedding date set...
by Anonymous | reply 398 | September 7, 2015 8:00 AM |
A girl from college who always ate scones / tried too hard to be a timid countryside housewife. Every man that went past her was 'pleasant'.
by Anonymous | reply 399 | September 7, 2015 10:33 AM |
They park the UHaul behind the house.
by Anonymous | reply 400 | September 7, 2015 10:49 AM |
r398, Yes!
by Anonymous | reply 401 | September 7, 2015 9:22 PM |
Bump!
by Anonymous | reply 402 | November 5, 2015 12:50 AM |
Jennifer Jason Leigh pings hard
by Anonymous | reply 403 | November 5, 2015 12:55 AM |
R37 slow clap. God Almighty weren't those lezzies so obvious in k-12. Any beautiful woman call tell you copious tales of being hated on so hard for no reason whatsoever by closet case lesbians.
The only way to hinge their jaws is to say to them
"If you keep it up this way with your irrational hate for me, then I'm just gonna assume you're secretly in love with me"
by Anonymous | reply 404 | November 5, 2015 1:36 AM |
R404, most of these types of lesbians are of the butch variety or femmes projecting their self loathing because they can't deal with their attraction?
by Anonymous | reply 405 | November 5, 2015 2:59 AM |
Theres no such thing. All women are whores and bisexual.
by Anonymous | reply 406 | December 9, 2015 9:20 PM |
I can always tell a lesbian by her earrings.
Lesbians are discarding their canes in favour of walking poles, btw.
by Anonymous | reply 407 | December 9, 2015 9:56 PM |
A lot of responses on this thread are about particular cultures' and societies' expectations rather than being sexuality-based. For example, professional women in my country are expected to dress a certain way but wearing makeup is so unusual as to draw attention and comments. So not wearing makeup isn't at an indication of lesbianism or a rejection of conventional femininity - it's just a different kind of gendered convention.
by Anonymous | reply 408 | January 20, 2016 5:07 AM |
Well, this seems to get bumped every couple of years so I'll do the honors this year...
I can't tell if someone I know is a lesbian or just a bit immature or repressed. What would you say about a twenty something woman who reacts with "Eww, no." when dating men is mentioned. Not overtly hostile to men in real life but just doesn't like the idea of relating to them. They are just on the personal 'yuck' list. Some daddy issues due to overbearing, super-religious father. Never dated.
Also, reads and watches all kinds of stuff with lesbians but also a lot of stuff with gay boys. Is reading and watching gay boy stuff a millennial lesbian thing? Is it some sort of safe way to interact with gay sexuality without facing their own lesbian sexuality?
by Anonymous | reply 409 | August 31, 2019 7:58 AM |
Thread made me laugh
by Anonymous | reply 410 | August 31, 2019 1:29 PM |
Thread made me laugh
by Anonymous | reply 411 | August 31, 2019 1:29 PM |
[quote]Also, reads and watches all kinds of stuff with lesbians but also a lot of stuff with gay boys. Is reading and watching gay boy stuff a millennial lesbian thing? Is it some sort of safe way to interact with gay sexuality without facing their own lesbian sexuality?
They watch gay porn in that lesbian movie with Julianne Moore, seriously. I have no idea if this was an accurate reflection of real life at all, though.
by Anonymous | reply 412 | August 31, 2019 1:40 PM |
Lives alone but owns all the cats...and dogs...and that squirrel that fell out of the tree in her front yard.
by Anonymous | reply 413 | August 31, 2019 7:49 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 414 | September 2, 2019 4:47 AM |
Eats pussy in secret
by Anonymous | reply 415 | September 2, 2019 4:53 AM |
She’s good Frequent User Miles with U-Haul.
by Anonymous | reply 416 | September 2, 2019 4:56 AM |
She drives a Subaru Outback, of course.
by Anonymous | reply 417 | September 2, 2019 5:10 AM |
I came out long after 40, so this topic at least validates my ambivalence about same-sex dating: hard to go back to the drawing board. Since blind dating lost its charm pre-internet, where could I meet fellow Chapstick lesbians (i.e. permed and groomed but doll up for formal events) turning fifty?
by Anonymous | reply 418 | September 2, 2019 9:53 AM |
Yeah. Unless a woman looks completely butch or has gay bumperstickers or tattoos or something else obvious, I seem to have no fucking way of telling they are gay. I'm almost thankful when someone I like starts talking about a boyfriend or something because at least I know.
I think gay guys have it a bit easier. Most straight men aren't touchy feely and won't stand really close to another man or stare into his eyes or openly talk about how attractive they think some random guy is, etc., but straight women do all that to other women. I don't know if they are just playing at flirting or just unconscious of what they are doing but it sure messes up the works with trying to figure out which girl is gay.
Read a book called, 'Am I Blue?' years ago where the title story was about how sexuality manifested in the blue tinge of a person's skin. Everyone in the world turned some shade of blue depending on their sexuality. It sure would make things a lot easier. It would be fun to see half the homophobic Repug assholes in Congress turn some shade of blue.
by Anonymous | reply 419 | September 2, 2019 6:18 PM |
The signs vary depending on the level of closetedness.
Women who are lesbians outside if work can be caught with pop culture references.
Seriously closeted women give themselves away by their avoidance of touching other women and general erratic behavior around gay people.
Repressed women in denial have intense romantic friendships, anger toward women they're attracted to, and concoct weird scenarios to explain why they're single.
by Anonymous | reply 420 | September 2, 2019 9:54 PM |
The hate hate hate poster threw me. Repressed to the point of stalking someone for years?
by Anonymous | reply 421 | September 2, 2019 10:03 PM |
It doesn't help that no one under 35 socializes in person anymore. They just all stay home on their computers and phones. You can't even see them. When they do wander out into public, they have no social skills. It was hard enough face to face with people but how are you supposed to figure out if they're gay if you never actually see them in person?
by Anonymous | reply 422 | September 3, 2019 5:13 AM |
Would a woman in her 20s who still says things like "Eww, men." or "Men are gross." mean she's gay or just immature? I mean, I agree with her but I'm a lesbian and don't really concern myself with men. I would assume any straight woman, even if she's immature or just not into dating, etc., wouldn't go the "Eww, men/boys..." route, right? Since most of you are gay guys, it would be the equivalent of a straight guy you know saying, "Eww, women." or something like that. Doubt that happens a lot. I can see gay guys saying it, though.
by Anonymous | reply 423 | November 25, 2019 12:56 AM |
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by Anonymous | reply 424 | December 13, 2019 7:27 AM |
Sea salt candles? Lmao
by Anonymous | reply 425 | December 13, 2019 7:36 AM |
Their lingerie is flannel.
by Anonymous | reply 426 | December 13, 2019 8:24 AM |
I'm trying to figure out if a woman I like is gay and it's damn near impossible. Do straight women read/watch a ton of things with lesbian/gay characters? I mean, like 80% of the things have lesbian/gay themes and characters. She espouses really strong feminist opinions. Dresses tomboyish/athletic when not at work. Never, ever talks about men at all except occasional comments about how disgusting some/most of them are (we work with the public...'nuf said). She's close to 30 and, as far as I know, has never dated a man. I feel like I can't just ask because it's a professional relationship and getting that personal might cause issues in a small workplace.
I wish the world were like a short story I read years ago and everyone was a shade of blue depending on just how gay they actually are, the darker the gayer. It would make everything so much easier.
by Anonymous | reply 427 | February 22, 2020 3:17 PM |
R427, if she’s never dated (meaning she’s never had actual, consensual sex with a man), she’s either asexual or gay.
Most straight women who are also feminists, have had sex with men, and enjoy sex with men, a LOT.
I’m not sure why you came to the conclusion the being a feminist means being a lesbian? Weird, but OK...
Why don’t you ask her? Easy solution, yes?
by Anonymous | reply 428 | February 22, 2020 3:25 PM |
Not saying that only lesbians are feminists but that all lesbians I know are strong feminists. Straight women, in my experience, are less likely to espouse their beliefs publicly, at least when there are men around. They don't want to put the men off but the lesbians don't care about that at all.
By never dated, I literally mean never even talked to a man long enough to be asked out. It's really weird. Men will flirt with and bother some of the women I work with all the time, even though they aren't the most attractive women around but they don't even bother to flirt with me (also not particularly attractive) or her at all.
I honestly think I don't play the little straight woman games or do the straight woman body language things that men look for and wonder if that's a lesbian thing. This other woman also seems to give off that 'man repellent' thing, whatever it is. It's kind of funny to watch in action. The straight girls just change a little bit when interacting with a man, even if they don't find him attractive. It's like they got some training that I didn't in how to play a guy. It's like they change their voice and body language just a little bit toward the helpless waif end of the spectrum.
Maybe that's one of the dead giveaways. Watch how they interact with men in innocuous settings. It's something with the laugh and the head tilt and hand gestures. Look for it. I bet you find it. I wonder if it changes if they know the guy they are interacting with is gay? Do you guys notice that any of the straight women you know act differently around straight men than they do around you, even outside the usual flirting situations?
I wish this was easier. We should adopt some physical item or symbol like the old handkerchief thing gay guys had way back when.
by Anonymous | reply 429 | February 22, 2020 4:34 PM |
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by Anonymous | reply 430 | March 8, 2020 8:30 AM |
If she is literally in the closet...Duh.
by Anonymous | reply 431 | March 8, 2020 8:35 AM |
Show them a pair of scissors and they drooooooool
by Anonymous | reply 432 | March 8, 2020 8:45 AM |
A yellow hanky in your left pocket should mean lesbo willing to pee on u. Lol...I was so innocent and sheltered that I didn't know I was gay until my late 20s. But thank God I didn't have my heart broken by bitchy closet cases in my youth. I'm lucky and have a wonderful wife that loves me, life is good. But weird thing, other lesbians are rude and don't respect our boundaries. We've had to kick a few to the curb for trying to sleep with us. Our best friends are gay men-no bi because they'll try to fuck you when drunk and ewwww, I don't want to deal with that. We hate hetero swingers as well. we are always kind to obvious homos. They can't help themselves and because of them we can live out and free now so we are respectful. But if you say something filthy or try to overstep that boundary we will cut and run. My advice to the rest of you. If you like a girl/lady ask her out and spend a day at the zoo or something fun and see if she pays attention to you. Maybe you can have that romance you dream of, it's up to you.
by Anonymous | reply 433 | December 15, 2020 9:22 PM |
The toe rings & Birkenstock sandals all Spring & Summer.
The Spotify Playlists filled with Indigo Girls, Ani DiFranco, Shawn Colvin & Rickie Lee Jones.
Her refusal to let a man help her change the tires on her Subaru Outback.
by Anonymous | reply 434 | December 15, 2020 9:32 PM |
Big box office draw with adopted little POC.
by Anonymous | reply 435 | December 15, 2020 10:19 PM |
TBH This thread is very impressive, dating back an entire decade! I haven't gone through all the 400+ postings but this is no doubt quite a history of changing mores.
by Anonymous | reply 436 | December 15, 2020 10:33 PM |
Year 2010 phoned, and wants its thread back!
by Anonymous | reply 437 | December 15, 2020 10:36 PM |
R64, there is a great speech about that in All About My Mother, the Almodovar film I saw it in Hollywood and Madeleine Stowe was in the audience. During that speech all the women in the audience were cheering and she was louder than anybody. Living up to "being a woman" is hard, but so was "being a man" when John Wayne was the standard.
Why do we have these social constructs?
by Anonymous | reply 438 | December 15, 2020 10:48 PM |
Wears a fleece vest. Taste in men froze starting from age 20 or so.
by Anonymous | reply 439 | December 15, 2020 10:48 PM |
There's an excellent essay about make-up called "There Are No Unmarked Women." It also deals with Mrs./Ms. and changing your last name when you marry.
by Anonymous | reply 440 | December 15, 2020 10:51 PM |
R54's 10 yr old daughter is now age 20 !
How did she turn out, r54? Is she anymgirlier than she used to be ?
by Anonymous | reply 441 | December 15, 2020 10:55 PM |
girlier^^^
by Anonymous | reply 442 | December 15, 2020 10:55 PM |