Gee R3, what part of "do you sell your penis to the highest bidder" make you think that would be safe for work?%0D\
Not very bright, are you?
Hey, give me a break, I only got a computer for the first time yesterday!
R3, jacking off furiously
R3, it''s very clear that this thread is NSFW. What kind of a dolt would ever think a penis thread is safe to open at work?
R5 The photo shop alone has some value.
looks real to me
R5. Now that''s an expensive penis. And even more valuable since it''s intact.
I''d be willing to bid on R5.
r5 is clearly a buttaface
but the dick is what sells
Isn''t that Damien Crosse, formerly Titan now StagHomme? I''d spend a penny to pound for a night.
that''s him, he''s married to whatshisname but he''s a whore
Hi - I'd like to sell my full genitalia. I have a lovely cock and balls, perfect working order, and I'd like to see how much a wealthy bidder would bid for them.
My genitals are both perfect and lovely. Interested bidders can have more detailed pics, but I know they are worth more than most bidders can afford so I look to millionaires to buy by most private organs. If you bid enough, you can choose your own method of removal. I'm kinky enough to want it posted on youtube once you have harvested my genitals, you millionaire, you!
Mm, I can sniff the smell of cold steel against a hard cock shaft here. Maybe most onlookers are only interested in a kinky fix, but there are sure to be some millionaire onlookers out there who would love to take a handsome guy's genitals to do with what they will (but that's another story, Mmmmm!)and they are watching, but holding onto their money. Guys, my virgin cock and balls are waiting anxiously for your knife! Please deposit your funds into my bank account and get your knives slicing into my private parts!!
So far no international buyers. I will throw in many special privileges for anyone willing to bid a sufficiently high price. C'mon, surely someone out there must want to take full and ultimately destructive control over another man's sex organs?
You will be able, on full payment to my bank account, to take full control over my penis and testicles to do with as you wish. If you want to worship and revere them you are good to go. If, on the other hand, you would like to do painful and sharp things to them over a prolonged period of time, you are fully able to do so once you have paid your price to me for the ability to treat my sexual organs in any way you would like to do so. I am almost cumming in my pants at the thought of you bringing your knife close to my cock head and actually starting to cut into my flesh with it...
My shaft and ball flesh ache for the touch of your millionaire slicing with your expensive knife...
If you want, I will fuck you while your assistant slashes my cock off and leaves it inside you. Or you could suck me and do the same. Maybe you might like to bite my cock off as you give me a blow job. The choice is yours once you have paid your money. I'm your whore.
In a sense I have to sell my penis. I warn guys not to get their hopes up, but do highlight the good points should they care to proceed.
Genitals now sold!!!
It was amazing.
A kinky billionaire found my ad and wanted my cock and balls enough (I showed him my picture) to pay well above the minimum price I'd asked. His method of removal was something I'd never have believed was possible, yet here I am, a eunuch, and very well paid for it.
I would recommend this to anyone. Go for it!!!
He came to my house and we had a cup of tea. He said, 'let's get down to business.' My assistant took care of the money and he said to me 'sit down, there'. He indicated a low down pouffe. I did as he said and then he said to me 'Open your legs as far as they can go.'
I did as he said and his assistant appeared before me with a device not unlike a vacuum cleaner. He said 'spread more' and I did so. As I did, his assistant pushed the device into my groin until my entire genital package was inside it. He said 'Don't worry, it'll be all right'. I felt a tightening around my genitals, but it was comfortable and bearable, so I didn't say anything. He kept saying soothing things to me and I was ok with that, even though the tightness seemed to increase all the time.
It built up to a peak... and then the machine snapped away from my groin. It was quickly swung into my line of vision and there, inside it, was my erect penis and testicles, as though they were still part of me. I was amazed that they were there, in that tank, just as if they were still mine. It hadn't really hurt at all.
He let me gaze at my former genitals for a little while, and then, with what seemed like genuine regret, said 'Goodbye' and took them with him, still erect, inside his machine, but no longer attached to me. What the hell, I've got millions to spend now, Havana here I come!!
I bet he sells it by the inch
He'll be an even richer man if he does... lol.
I understand that my erstwhile penis and balls have been seen on south american tv. Apparently they are quite famous now.
I have a 6inch penis and thick with a nice size head and my balls are good and healthy anyone wanna bid on them i'm willing to accept a good price any takers?
Who ever wants can come get mine hard manhood I'm ready and willing a
i cant wait to watch and feel the cold steel come slice away people.
I've had it done. I'd love to do it to you too because the pleasure is worth one million times the pain. Being cockless (and ball-less too) is a wonderful sensation. You will wish you had someone do this to you years ago! I will say that the way someone takes your genitals from you makes all the difference. If it is inventive, painful and really original, you will wish they could be sewn back on so you could do it all again. My penis is now in South America, and all I can think of is that if only I could have it back again I would have it chopped off all over again, only next time with more violence, because that's what really makes genital severing work.
I have had a message saying that my penis and balls are now available to be re-attached. The only proviso is that they be once-again removed from my body, only this time by the most violent and brutal methods.
I am willing to be re-united with my previous cock and balls, but am short on ideas for how they would be removed again, especially by 'violent and brutal methods'. If anyone has any ideas, please let me know. I'm not sure I can stand to wait too long before they are gone again. Once my genitals were removed, the lust to do so again became so unbearable that if my genitals are not removed by someone else, I will be forced to chop them off again myself.
I really need a millionaire to chop off my cock and balls again... the last one just gave me them back again. Now, I'm addicted to having them cut off and displayed in public.
Yep, as a dancer and stripper, the tip money really comes pouring in once you pass that point of no retur...remove that g-string, drop the and bare all!
I'm really getting value for money from mine!
My internationally famous genitals are now back on board and ready for removal once again. If you have any 'special' ideas about how to remove them from my body once again I will be keen to hear them, and more than keen to do it for real. This ain't just some fantasy, I flog my junk for real!
If you are rich enough to afford to buy my genitals for your pleasure, let me know how you want to remove them. The most original & violent method gets to do as you want to them. After that you can dispose of my junk as you wish. I can only hope against hope that you will give me them back so that I can once again have them removed in some other interesting way from my body. There is no sensation that compares. Genital removal is like nothing else.
I've had an offer for an incredible sum to have my newly re-attached genitals crushed between two crashing tanks. While I consider this to be both imaginative and violent, I'd still like to salvage my genitals after the event to use again. Has anyone got any better ideas? If nothing turns up in the next two months I will let 'him' have his way and crash two tanks into my cock and balls. It would mean an end to my adventures in having fatal things done to my junk, but if I have to go out, I'll go out with the noise of two tanks crashing at speed. That would be a fitting epitaph for my once famous penis & testicles.
When do you need them?
It would be a hard sell.
R24. It looks perfect to me...and to the rest of the world.
I have to admit that the thought of having my precious genitals crushed between two oncoming tanks is rather attractive, but I would much rather have them removed again in such a way that they could be re-attached in order to remove them again.
The removal, whatever form it takes, is such a bliss that nothing compares to it. Not even sex.
If anyone has any better ideas than to have my cock and balls squashed beyond repair in order to remove them I'm all ears.
I'll give a huge discount for the most imaginative way to remove them from my body...
I suspect that one or two respondents have ideas of their own. If you can't afford to do it let me hear them - I'll be rather pleased to do so. If you can afford it then make me a proposition and we'll go from there. Extra points for taking my genitals in such a way that they will be re-attached and readied for removal again (surgery at buyers cost).
Just imagine - dozens of buyers wanting to take a man's cock and balls, waiting in line for their turn. Stuff for the imagination.
This is wonderful!!
How much would you rent your genitals for???
Yowzah, R24. That would not be welcome in any of my orifices.