That was pretty funny. The descriptions of the daughters. HA !
It''s about time someone made fun of those dolts on missed connections. Look at the NJ section sometime. And some of them ARE serious.
[quote]I''m the guy with the really ugly fat girl with orange hair and lots of freckles. Your daughter is a little overweight and has a huge mole above her left eyebrow. %0D\
That''s really funny.
J''ADORE the queens that take the time to post parody CL ads. \
They make my day.\
They COULD be funny R6 if the OP wasn''t so habitual in doing it.\
OP posts about three of these threads/CL ads per week now. The funny has worn off.
R7: With the economy being what it is, I''m afraid we are going to have to let you go from your job of deciding what is funny for everyone else. Please turn in your key and pop by HR on your way out.
I showed this post to a friend of mine (a young straight single mom). She didn''t think it was that bad.
Who the HELL does R7 think she is?....
Nobody will beat this one.
My friend sent me a craigslist link from Hawaii. Apparently, there's a cop trolling graveyards!
"Went graveyard to pick flowers saw ur suv parked under da tree (blue lite on top). Neva think anything until u motioned me ovr to ur suv. Taught i wuz bustd 4 pickng flowrs. Approachd passngr side an u askd wat i was doing. You: hot asian officr i noticd the bulge in ur uniform. Talkd story small kine u kept grabbing ur dick. U noticd i ws chkng out ur bulge cudnt help was fukn hot!. Den da unexpctd u lookd dwn at ur dick an sd so wassup? U zippd dwn showd me ur hard cock. Was soo damn nervous. Da rest was history. Brah!! Fuckn hot! hot! hot!. Hope for repeat!"
I say bullshit!