I can''t think of anyone who has bearded for others so successfully in such a short period of time. What are some other famous beards, and how do they compare to Taylor?
Taylor Lautner And Joe Jonas, Thighs Intertwined
She is a power beard, I tell you, a power beard!%0D\
She is the strongest beard alive and she has a good ten years or so to go with her almighty run!%0D\
All hail Taylor "power beard" Swift!%0D\
Bow before her you minions! Bow!%0D\
Could Taylor Swift be gay herself? Hmm....
Joe Jonas isn''t gay, kevin is the gay one.\
Jake, no one believes Jake is gay anymore. The whole gay thing was made up by Ted C.
Who did she beard for in the past? because Jake is straight.
Everyone thinks Jake Gyllenhaal is a closeted homosexual, even my mother (who thought Tom Cruise was straight until South Park)
Name one beard who has ever been able to fake chemistry with her "fella." Most bearded couples have NEGATIVE chemistry.\
Besides, people are aware of bearding practices now. PRs are about 30 years out of date (if not more.)
There gets to be a point where actors public drive to hide their sexuality crosses from comical to homophobicly irritating. \
Jake has crossed this line.
I really don''t think Jake would have been with Reese Witherspoon for two years if Jake had been gay. %0D\
There would have been absolutely nothing in it for Reese if he were gay.%0D\
He may be bisexual.
Reese used Jake so she wouldn''t look like a pathetic loser, a la, Jennifer Aniston, after Ryan Phillipe cheated on her.
Jake is 100% straight, he acted gay to raise the profile of gays, so you gays should be thankful to him.
I was mostly sure Jake was gay before the Taylor thing. Now I am 110% percent sure-staged photo ops, touching but not too much, not to mention the ten plus age year difference...this is such an obvious beard fest.
Oh he''s into dudes alright.%0D\
Ignore the fangirls and flacks descending on this place. They post the same shit each time.%0D\
They all know. They''re just paid to come here.%0D\
Yes Taylor Swift is a very talented beard, or a very desperate one. But, she does like to help her friends out. She is kind at heart, clearly. %0D\
[quote]Everyone thinks Jake Gyllenhaal is a closeted homosexual, even my mother (who thought Tom Cruise was straight until South Park)%0D\
Oh that was fucking hilarious. I was thinking about this the other day, then when Travolta jumps in and Kidman has to try get them BOTH out of the closet, then R Kelly ends up in the mix.%0D\
Funny funny stuff. Might have to go and see if still on YouTube.
[quote]I really don't think Jake would have been with Reese Witherspoon for two years if Jake had been gay.%0D
Erm, Earth to lunar orbit, Rock Hudson and Elton John were respectively with their wives for nearly 4 YEARS each! %0D
And yet another massive red flag, whay, after so many People-sanctioned prompts, did Jake never marry this woman or get engaged properly, or commit to Dunst? Or any of the other actresses he's 'dated'? What is his committment problem when we're always being told he wants to commit and has bought the jewellry and the doilies for the wedding?%0D
Wake up girls, it's FAKE. %0D
[quote]Jake is 100% straight, he acted gay to raise the profile of gays, so you gays should be thankful to him.%0D
Absolute cretin. Not worth a dignified respose.%0D
[quote]Reese used Jake so she wouldn't look like a pathetic loser, a la, Jennifer Aniston, after Ryan Phillipe cheated on her.%0D
Bullshit, that's the PR-version. %0D
[quote]There gets to be a point where actors public drive to hide their sexuality crosses from comical to homophobicly irritating. Jake has crossed this line.%0D
Glad someone else has started to notice instead of constantly defending him. Anyone who is lame enough to get Adam Levine of ALL people to say you are not gay in a metrosexual rag, is just, it's not even laughable, it's pitiful.%0D
R14, it appears that none of the women that Jake G. has been with wanted to marry him.%0D\
Did it ever occur to you that none of the women wanted to marry him?%0D\
You talk as if all a man has to do (and Jake) is snap his fingers at any woman he is dating and that woman will automatically want to marry him?%0D\
It doesn''t work that way. You seem to have very little understanding of heterosexual relationships and dating among heteros.%0D\
A woman doesn''t marry just any guy she happens to date. People need to fall in love and want a long-term future with a person and accept all their foibles in order to want to marry.
I think Penelope Cruz did quite a good job.
Kelly Brook is another "power beard" and lesbian herself too.
r3 Joe is gay.
Taylor Lautner is gay as a goose.\
Jake Gyllenhaal is gay as a goose.\
Taylor Swift is as dull as dishwater, but she has great PR team and uses gay celebrities for publicity.
Well, that is all untalented females are good for, covering up the closet cases.
THIS THREAD IS AWESOME AND FUNNY AS HELL AND I DEFINITELY CONDEMN THOSE PAID ASSHOLES WHO COME HERE ITS JUST IRRITATING AND FRANKLY CREEPY YOUR NOT FOOLING ANYONE K?
How soon they forget.
I used to think Reese was a lesbian herself.
According to US Weekly, she may be getting back with Joe Jonas.\
Does she not like to get laid occasionally?
"I really don''t think Jake would have been with Reese Witherspoon for two years if Jake had been gay. There would have been absolutely nothing in it for Reese if he were gay."%0D\
You are retarded troll.%0D\
Reese Witherspoon''s husband was dating younger woman, so that fugly bore used showmance with Jake Gyllenhaal to get her "revenge" and tons of good publicity:%0D\
[quote]Taylor Swift is as dull as dishwater, but she has great PR team and uses gay celebrities for publicity.%0D\
It''s a two-way street because she''s a good beard for the gay-bi showbiz guys.%0D\
Most talented beard...no. Talent and Taylor Swift can''t co-exist.\
Most used beard....maybe.
If you Google [italic]Datalounge Taylor Swift[/italic] you get some interesting hits, including:
Are the Kennedys paying Taylor Swift to date Conor for good publicity after Mary's death?
Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift Go On A Date
Taylor Swift - Is it true John Mayer got to her pussy?
New Couple Alert: Taylor Swift and Chord Overstreet?!
*Breaking* Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift are OVER
Could it be that Taylor Swift is a Lesbian and her handlers have her befriending obviously gay men for double duty closeting purposes?
I know she is a rather young adult lady, but she has never been linked to a straight man once. Not once.
[quote]she has never been linked to a straight man once. Not once.
R32, isn't he bisexual?
Maybe, r33. But even then he still wouldn't need a beard, would he?
R24 even though she's pretty, Taylor gives off asexual vibes to me. I can't picture her and her girly self ever getting down and doing the dirty with anyone.
I think she is a lesbian myself.
What was up with the John Mayer thing?
i've also wondered if Taylor Swift might be a lesbian.
and also thought the same about Kirsten Dunst and Jennifer Esposito and Renee Zellweger.
R38, Do you still have beard openings? I like getting dressed up and going to fancy events. I'm a far better faker than most of my competition too.
and Jennifer Aniston what's up with this chick?
I seriously think she might be a lesbian in real life or a chick with a dick (just like in that classic FRIENDS episode where Rachel was said to have had a cock in high school. Ross and Brad Pitt's character were in a club for Rachel hating)
She could and would be married if she really wanted to.
I mean 40 something, now engaged and no kids who does she think she is? George Clooney.
We will have to wait at least 20 years until all this celebs will start to come out publicly as gay and lesbian.
She's been inveting a lot of time and money into her latest relationship. She's been dating the Kennedy teen for three or four months and bought a mansion across the street from Ethel Kennedy's home.
Oh, dear. That should be "investing."
I don't know what y'all are talking about. When I saw the two Taylors in this private moment, I felt like I had intruded upon them. They erotic charge they evoke has left me speechless.
She's been all over the radio today, chatting and playing her latest autotuned album. She is also featured in Perez Hilton's blog today.
Taylor Swift is the Wonder Woman of "Beards"
Currently Taking Applications for
Future Gay/Bi Taylor Swift "Boyfriends"
Does she really just do it for extra publicity that she (or her handlers) feels is necessary? Or maybe she does it because her closeted beaus pay her good money to beard for them?
If I were a closeted actor I wouldn't want to be seen anywhere near her because at this point dating Taylor Swift is the same damned thing as coming out.
Her main talent is bearding, not singing. She can't sing without Autotune.
[quote]If I were a closeted actor I wouldn't want to be seen anywhere near her because at this point dating Taylor Swift is the same damned thing as coming out.
That's one reason why she has fewer and fewer male dates.
That really captures her look R49. It just needs an Autotune unit off to the side.
She's mostly seen with females this year.
Could she be just an ordinary closet case?
She hasn't a SHRED of talent. She kiss Kanye's ass every day.
I always liked a beard on a man...
She's the queen of autotune and Melodyne.
Taylor's latest effort "Shake it Off" surely must have been have written for 11-13 year olds.
'Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play
And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate,
Jesus, Mary and Joseph.
I simply can't imagine Taylor Swift having sex with a man. In my minds eye I see her gently stroking the breasts of some fellow ingenue in soft focus, to the soundtrack of treacly, french muzak. Like those lesbian scenes in the "Emanuelle" movies.
I can picture her kissing some girls and then go psico about it
Read some funny stuff on Twitter about Taylor's publically expressed rage at Harry Styles inching out after she has implied that much of her album was cough, written about him, cough.
Now the media trying to link her to HOZIER?
Why don't they even try to make bearding semi-plausible?
Dude has super popular song with a video about HOMOPHOBIA and she is said to be screaming at teenaged Harry and giving him the finger. Could be scary with those super long arms.
Wouldn't the obvious solution be to find a guy for her that seemed to like pussy, whatever it is she prefers, for the time being to kind of make any Harry PR a non-issue?
Are they all on drugs? Why such odd and consistently obvious choices? Look at Reese and Jake, went on for years.
Oh and they were cozy at SAM SMITH'S AFTERPARTY?!
TS should date Ed Sheehan for a bit. They are buds anyway. Someone who presumably has a plausible interest in vag. Otherwise send her to watch basketball with Michelle Rodriguez!
If Taylor likes boys she deserves one. If she likes girls and wants to deflect, another not straight guy does not help. Either way seems like attention she would not want?
Cannot believe the stitches story. Is that supposed to be Harry too? There would be a scar. When did this snowmobiling supposedly happen? I don't think they have those in UK, would a Taylor Swift really risk her face getting on one driven by a teen?
We are in Brian Williams territory.
This video is such a poor idea, as is tab stories about her and HOZIER? No one wanting to appear anything but a closet case or a loon should be bearding up with HARRY STYLES at the moment. Are they so unwilling to change a pr strategy? Out of touch with reality? Is it so fun, such a rush, to push The Emperor's New Clothes, to, insanity? Does she want to OUT HERSELF on some level?
Their story should try to sell music that is fun to hear at times, but this? Big detraction and kinda pathetic. Surely they could have hired some MAN WHO LIKES WOMEN for a while? Isn't that what Jake did with Reese, in reverse? Seemed more credible.
No plausibility and given how robotic she is, the kissing the VS model, is she on the autism spectrum perhaps?
For several years, she worked very well as a beard. After awhile, her bearding was no longer discreet since it seemed she had a revolving door of guys known to have gay rumors.
R68 Doesn't that, in and of itself, start to raise questions about HER? Gay? Nutty? Something?
In light of her kissing the VS model at a concert, Harry Styles constantly talking about being "not straight" and her promoting a fake romance with him STILL, then Hozier at the Grammys, don't they hire professionals who are in touch with reality?
It used to be that anyone seen dating Penelope Cruz was automatically gay and bearding. She was widely believed to be a lesbian herself.
Which begs the question, Mr. Bardem...
The same was true of Renee Zellwegger. Anyone seen with her was automatically gay and bearding and she was supposedly a lesbian. I don't know if she's gay but she definitely bearded.
Cooper's girl, Suki Waterhouse, is obviously a paid beard. I don't know how "talented" she is at it since fewer and fewer people think he's straight.
Statham's beard - Rosie Huntington Whitely (sp?) is highly paid and, possibly, good at it. A lot of people think he's straight (he's not).
Kate Bosworth used to be a pro beard, now she's married to someone who must be ruing the day he met that cunt.
Does Kelly Preston still count or has she been married to Miss Travolta and bearding him for so long that she's off the charts?
Her producers are magicians. "Shake It Off" was a miss for me, but "Blank Space" and "Style" are top-notch 2015 pop.
Kiki D spilled the tea on Jake.
Taylor Swift is our generation's Linda Evans.
It's crazy, R72. I don't know if she really writes her songs or if she has a team, but to be pop music, her songs are just about always lyrically substantial and slickly produced. That new single, "Style," is just fantastic. Compare her to Katy Perry, whose last album was an absolute travesty. It's unimaginable that that came from a successful, established pop artist, and it was a shocking regression from her previous album. Who approved that shit?
I know I probably sound like some huge Swift stan, but I promise I'm not. I just think that if we're going to have to have pop music, it could at least be of some quality, and Swift is probably the best at it right now.
I meant to reference, R71.
She's a lesbian
Taylor Swift is the ultimate power beard. Rachel Bilson is another beard who landed a wealthy actor boyfriend.
Minka Kelly is a very underappreciated power beard, too (and also dated John Mayer). I think the only person she "dated" that she actually fucked was Taylor Kitsch, and that was a decade ago.
John Mayer has done and said a few things that have made people think he's bisexual. Besides the Perez thing, there was this quote from Rolling Stone about his sexuality:
[quote]"I don’t care about anything other than energy..." And while he's never slept with a man, he does say that he gets why people do. "I've seen pictures of men on the Internet that are sexier than pictures of most women."
He's also said things like "why label yourself" when talking about sexuality at concerts and things like that, but he, like Perez, is a consummate attention whore, so who knows if he's just trolling/pandering/pulling a Nick Jonas.
link for Joe and Taylor pleeeeze!
Does Taylor have some kind of an abuse background? She has that vibe and seems asexual, common long term effect. The robotic affect she has, something is up with her.
New rumored guy, comments seem hip to her possibly being less than straight