I can''t think of anyone who has bearded for others so successfully in such a short period of time. What are some other famous beards, and how do they compare to Taylor?
Taylor Lautner And Joe Jonas, Thighs Intertwined
She is a power beard, I tell you, a power beard!%0D\
She is the strongest beard alive and she has a good ten years or so to go with her almighty run!%0D\
All hail Taylor "power beard" Swift!%0D\
Bow before her you minions! Bow!%0D\
Could Taylor Swift be gay herself? Hmm....
Joe Jonas isn''t gay, kevin is the gay one.\
Jake, no one believes Jake is gay anymore. The whole gay thing was made up by Ted C.
Who did she beard for in the past? because Jake is straight.
Everyone thinks Jake Gyllenhaal is a closeted homosexual, even my mother (who thought Tom Cruise was straight until South Park)
Name one beard who has ever been able to fake chemistry with her "fella." Most bearded couples have NEGATIVE chemistry.\
Besides, people are aware of bearding practices now. PRs are about 30 years out of date (if not more.)
There gets to be a point where actors public drive to hide their sexuality crosses from comical to homophobicly irritating. \
Jake has crossed this line.
I really don''t think Jake would have been with Reese Witherspoon for two years if Jake had been gay. %0D\
There would have been absolutely nothing in it for Reese if he were gay.%0D\
He may be bisexual.
Reese used Jake so she wouldn''t look like a pathetic loser, a la, Jennifer Aniston, after Ryan Phillipe cheated on her.
Jake is 100% straight, he acted gay to raise the profile of gays, so you gays should be thankful to him.
I was mostly sure Jake was gay before the Taylor thing. Now I am 110% percent sure-staged photo ops, touching but not too much, not to mention the ten plus age year difference...this is such an obvious beard fest.
Oh he''s into dudes alright.%0D\
Ignore the fangirls and flacks descending on this place. They post the same shit each time.%0D\
They all know. They''re just paid to come here.%0D\
Yes Taylor Swift is a very talented beard, or a very desperate one. But, she does like to help her friends out. She is kind at heart, clearly. %0D\
[quote]Everyone thinks Jake Gyllenhaal is a closeted homosexual, even my mother (who thought Tom Cruise was straight until South Park)%0D\
Oh that was fucking hilarious. I was thinking about this the other day, then when Travolta jumps in and Kidman has to try get them BOTH out of the closet, then R Kelly ends up in the mix.%0D\
Funny funny stuff. Might have to go and see if still on YouTube.
[quote]I really don't think Jake would have been with Reese Witherspoon for two years if Jake had been gay.%0D
Erm, Earth to lunar orbit, Rock Hudson and Elton John were respectively with their wives for nearly 4 YEARS each! %0D
And yet another massive red flag, whay, after so many People-sanctioned prompts, did Jake never marry this woman or get engaged properly, or commit to Dunst? Or any of the other actresses he's 'dated'? What is his committment problem when we're always being told he wants to commit and has bought the jewellry and the doilies for the wedding?%0D
Wake up girls, it's FAKE. %0D
[quote]Jake is 100% straight, he acted gay to raise the profile of gays, so you gays should be thankful to him.%0D
Absolute cretin. Not worth a dignified respose.%0D
[quote]Reese used Jake so she wouldn't look like a pathetic loser, a la, Jennifer Aniston, after Ryan Phillipe cheated on her.%0D
Bullshit, that's the PR-version. %0D
[quote]There gets to be a point where actors public drive to hide their sexuality crosses from comical to homophobicly irritating. Jake has crossed this line.%0D
Glad someone else has started to notice instead of constantly defending him. Anyone who is lame enough to get Adam Levine of ALL people to say you are not gay in a metrosexual rag, is just, it's not even laughable, it's pitiful.%0D
R14, it appears that none of the women that Jake G. has been with wanted to marry him.%0D\
Did it ever occur to you that none of the women wanted to marry him?%0D\
You talk as if all a man has to do (and Jake) is snap his fingers at any woman he is dating and that woman will automatically want to marry him?%0D\
It doesn''t work that way. You seem to have very little understanding of heterosexual relationships and dating among heteros.%0D\
A woman doesn''t marry just any guy she happens to date. People need to fall in love and want a long-term future with a person and accept all their foibles in order to want to marry.
I think Penelope Cruz did quite a good job.
Kelly Brook is another "power beard" and lesbian herself too.
r3 Joe is gay.
Taylor Lautner is gay as a goose.\
Jake Gyllenhaal is gay as a goose.\
Taylor Swift is as dull as dishwater, but she has great PR team and uses gay celebrities for publicity.
Well, that is all untalented females are good for, covering up the closet cases.
THIS THREAD IS AWESOME AND FUNNY AS HELL AND I DEFINITELY CONDEMN THOSE PAID ASSHOLES WHO COME HERE ITS JUST IRRITATING AND FRANKLY CREEPY YOUR NOT FOOLING ANYONE K?
How soon they forget.
I used to think Reese was a lesbian herself.
According to US Weekly, she may be getting back with Joe Jonas.\
Does she not like to get laid occasionally?
"I really don''t think Jake would have been with Reese Witherspoon for two years if Jake had been gay. There would have been absolutely nothing in it for Reese if he were gay."%0D\
You are retarded troll.%0D\
Reese Witherspoon''s husband was dating younger woman, so that fugly bore used showmance with Jake Gyllenhaal to get her "revenge" and tons of good publicity:%0D\
[quote]Taylor Swift is as dull as dishwater, but she has great PR team and uses gay celebrities for publicity.%0D\
It''s a two-way street because she''s a good beard for the gay-bi showbiz guys.%0D\
Most talented beard...no. Talent and Taylor Swift can''t co-exist.\
Most used beard....maybe.
If you Google [italic]Datalounge Taylor Swift[/italic] you get some interesting hits, including:
Are the Kennedys paying Taylor Swift to date Conor for good publicity after Mary's death?
Tim Tebow and Taylor Swift Go On A Date
Taylor Swift - Is it true John Mayer got to her pussy?
New Couple Alert: Taylor Swift and Chord Overstreet?!
*Breaking* Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift are OVER
Could it be that Taylor Swift is a Lesbian and her handlers have her befriending obviously gay men for double duty closeting purposes?
I know she is a rather young adult lady, but she has never been linked to a straight man once. Not once.
[quote]she has never been linked to a straight man once. Not once.
R32, isn't he bisexual?
Maybe, r33. But even then he still wouldn't need a beard, would he?
R24 even though she's pretty, Taylor gives off asexual vibes to me. I can't picture her and her girly self ever getting down and doing the dirty with anyone.
I think she is a lesbian myself.
What was up with the John Mayer thing?
i've also wondered if Taylor Swift might be a lesbian.
and also thought the same about Kirsten Dunst and Jennifer Esposito and Renee Zellweger.
R38, Do you still have beard openings? I like getting dressed up and going to fancy events. I'm a far better faker than most of my competition too.
and Jennifer Aniston what's up with this chick?
I seriously think she might be a lesbian in real life or a chick with a dick (just like in that classic FRIENDS episode where Rachel was said to have had a cock in high school. Ross and Brad Pitt's character were in a club for Rachel hating)
She could and would be married if she really wanted to.
I mean 40 something, now engaged and no kids who does she think she is? George Clooney.
We will have to wait at least 20 years until all this celebs will start to come out publicly as gay and lesbian.
She's been inveting a lot of time and money into her latest relationship. She's been dating the Kennedy teen for three or four months and bought a mansion across the street from Ethel Kennedy's home.
Oh, dear. That should be "investing."
I don't know what y'all are talking about. When I saw the two Taylors in this private moment, I felt like I had intruded upon them. They erotic charge they evoke has left me speechless.
She's been all over the radio today, chatting and playing her latest autotuned album. She is also featured in Perez Hilton's blog today.
Taylor Swift is the Wonder Woman of "Beards"
Currently Taking Applications for
Future Gay/Bi Taylor Swift "Boyfriends"
Does she really just do it for extra publicity that she (or her handlers) feels is necessary? Or maybe she does it because her closeted beaus pay her good money to beard for them?
If I were a closeted actor I wouldn't want to be seen anywhere near her because at this point dating Taylor Swift is the same damned thing as coming out.
Her main talent is bearding, not singing. She can't sing without Autotune.