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Worst Christmas presents EVER!

I''m sitting here reminiscing about awful presents from Christmas'' past.%0D\ %0D\ Although my Mom''s family was kind of "classy", my Dad''s family was consummate white trash, so awful presents were a part of my life from infancy. %0D\ %0D\ Every year, the present I received at my Dad''s family Christmas party was whatever was on sale at The Dollar Store, usually something like a Bingo game, which you played once and then your Mom vacuumed the rest of it up off the carpet after the first time you actually punched the pieces out of the cardboard and played it.%0D\ %0D\ Last year, my Aunt actually bought me a Christmas sweater with penguins on it. It''s still hanging in my closet. I guess I''ll save it for my funeral, because that''s the only time I can imagine wearing it.%0D\ %0D\ My uncle gave my Dad some kind of mounted fish that talks, which has to be the most useless gift ever devised. I get ill thinking about the resources squandered fabricating this crap.

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