Julie told Gwyneth Paltrow''s agent, "I know a show that she can go on that would really improve her image."
Julie is the DL webmaster who screens your posts
Julie ate all of the bread pudding!
Julie is spamming the board with posts about "stopping the violence against women"!
Gay rights are women''s rights.\
Stop the violence against women on DataLounge.
Julie hates flash moobs.
R36 = Julie!
Come on R36, even Cheryl thinks this is funny.
Queer teens are harassed and murdered and driven to suicide every day because of your contempt for women.\
Stop the violence.
Contempt for women is a form of gay self-loathing.\
Stop the violence against yourself. Stop the violence against women.
Webbie needs to shut down the the fucking douche bag cunt that keeps spamming all the threads.
Homophobia is a form of misogyny.\
Hatred of women is killing you.\
Intervene against misogyny on DL.
I just want to make fun of my friend Julie. I am telling you NOW so I don''t have to tell you then!
Ps some of your posts don''t even make sense. Time for your meds.
Queer teens are being abused and harassed and beaten up right now because you all think it''s cute to say abusive things about women.\
It is not cute.\
It is killing you, and it is killing our teens.
EDITOR! We seem to have some issues here tonight - issues beyond my stinking pussy.
Julie was the ONLY person Richard Nixon liked.
Julie told Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp that "The Tourist" was a good script.
Jule left out milk and D-Con for the Christmas Mouse. That''s why he doesn''t come around anymore.
Julie told Lindsay Lohan, "Are you going to let that low-class ho who works here tell you what to do?"%0D
You know how that "Spiderman" actor''s harness just happened to be unhooked?\
Do you really need to ask who''s responsible?
Julie started a new thread about herself!
Julie hired an overseas contractor that uses forced child labor to post those "Stop the violence" messages on DL.
Julie and Missy, sittin'' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage...
Julie brushes her teeth before every date
Did I mention she has hiv?
Julie's prison sentence is almost over, and she'll be back...
Julie sprinkles bread crumbs on Becka's gluten-free pizza!
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
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