She''s a tomboy%0D\
He''s married to his career
He is interested in Dance.
He rides the unicorn''s head
He has that flair.
Light in the loafers
Confirmed ass bandit.
The classic - "He had a fianc%C3%A9e, but she died".
He''s a confirmed bachelor.\
"Pat" and "Terry" are "longtime companions."
Lezzz be friends
She dines at the altar of the lady ham.
Just hasn''t found the right girl/guy\
Friend of Dorothy
He prefers to date in Europe.
He''s dating Taylor Swift.
hint of mint
r15 - see also Renee Zelweger
married to Liza
he could fly out of the room%0D\
he''s a reluctant dragon
green on Thursdays
She wears underwear with dickholes in them.
He does not believe in third person pronouns.
He''s an actor dating an actress.
They are not gay, they are foreigners.
That would "hot actor," R26.
He prefers his groceries delivered ''round the back.
Neither she''s a tomboy or he is married to his career are-
Rider of the Hershey Highway!%0D\
the Keebler Elves
He likes poles and holes.%0D\
3 Dollar Bill.
Thinking of More...
r27, they''re Bulgarians.
The network censors won''t let us say "trouser pilot" anymore, Paul.
Dave Letterman, around 1990
Drives a Subaru Outback.%0D\
She''s a handsome woman.%0D\
You''re almost too pretty to be a boy (Someone actually said this to me when I was a teenager. Not so helpful for a confused gay boy.)%0D\
She likes bearded clams.%0D\
Thinking of More...
He''s too busy to date right now.
He''s just British
She''s a gym teacher.
He''s a friend of "Dorothy''s."%0D\
He/She is "in the life."%0D\
I heard this one a few years ago at the PAN%0D\
disco in Copenhagen."Are you a Shirley Bassey?"%0D\
He''s a priest.
Oh, he''s a real "center square" all right.
She just hasn''t foud the right man yet.%0D\
She will never
Friend of Nomi should replace Friend of Dorothy
"He likes track lighting."
He''s ''festive'' \
Gaylord G Gayerson\
She plays softball\
She enjoys comfortable shoes..
A colorful guy and a sporty gal%0D\
a little sugar in his tank
Wears her hair short for the summer.
As my great aunt once said of an uncle, "oh, Herbert was FAAANCY..."
When Rock Hudson wanted to know if someone were gay he''d ask, "Is he Canadian?" I read that at the time of his death and still use it to this day, even more than I use the term "gay."
He has good posture.
A woman I know would use "political meeting" for lesbian bar.
R61, that''s hilarious.
S/he''s very into religious and hasn''t found the right wo/man.
(and she''s over 40)
She''s Lovely and amazing
He''s married to his career%0D\
Has a girlfriend who lives in Canada
He''s the church''s choir director.
"Posting on the ol'' datalounge"
He is so creative!%0D\
She is so athletic!%0D\
"His girlfriend lives out-of-town."
Some people are confusing "euphemism" and "vulgarism."
R76 = Female dog in heat.
Not sure if this is limited to the South, but I''ve heard girls giggling and winking about "that boy''s sweet" and they don''t mean nice.
If you want your thread to have more than 100 posts, just duplicate one of the many successful list threads of that same month.%0D\
Then three bored queens will rattle out previous answers they recall, feeling worldly as they go.%0D\
I remember an old Queen for a Day show with Jack Bailey where the winner was a hard working woman was nominated by man who lived in her apt. building or neighbor she called...%0D\
Liza Minnelli''s husband.
"If you want your thread to have more than 100 posts, just duplicate one of the many successful list threads of that same month.%0D\
Then three bored queens will rattle out previous answers they recall, feeling worldly as they go."%0D\
You keep posting the same shit in other threads...you must be a bored queen.%0D\
"He''s a playboy"%0D\
(not play boi)
He''s as quaint as a three pound note!
Someone visited Fire Island and remarked "There sure are a lot of home owners out here"
Hello my name is Oprah.%0D\
Hello my name is Kristen Stewart. %0D\
Hello my name is John Travolta.%0D\
He''s dating Rachel Bilson.
He''s a big one.\
He''s "one of those things."
A little light in the loafers.
My mother once said about her tres gay uncle, in a lame attempt to deny that he was gay, said, "He''s not gay. It''s just that he lives in California".
The best post on this thread!
A Native Californian
An "Uncle Arthur".
He or she "is [italic] that [/italic] way."
She doesn''t eat meat.%0D\
She''s a vagetarian.
Plays (or bats) for the other team.
He''s so musical.\
He''s one of the friendly boys.
Hatred of women is killing you.\
Gay men will not be free if women are not free.\
Stop the violence.
Whenever I saw my niece hanging around with some boys or a boy, when I would ask which one was her boyfriend, her response was always, Don''t worry Uncle Tom, he''s in the drama club.
Stop hating women.\
Your misogyny is killing queer teens all over the US.
Get over yourself.
He's married to his caterer.
He loves only his dogs.
He used to date Renee Zellweger, but now he's with Penelope Cruz.
"He's just too busy with his career to find a nice girl."
" He's a little sweet in the jeans."
"She just REALLY loves cats!"
He's dating emma stone
Travels so much, never has time for a relationship
To quote mine own sister, "He's a cakeboy..."
Isn't she lovely!
When my best friend was a kid - some thirty or so years ago - his mom took him to see a movie. While they were there he saw some men behaving strangely. They were a bit loud and...flamboyant. He asked his mother about the 'funny nen' and she said - rather archly -
"Darling, they're men who make hats."
...as if that explained everything.
Ironic that not so many years later my friend would himself become a "man who made hats".
R7, my mother used that phrase in reference to me. I overheard her several times telling her lady friends, "Oh, he doesn't date much, he's artistic." Of course, with her Southern drawl, it sounded more like "autistic."
Fucking hilarious r111. A lot of imagination went into avoiding the word homosexual or gay.
R111's story reminds us why a lot of guys refuse to apply the gay label to themselves.
He loves the "oscars"!
He adores Barbra Streisand.
He knows all the broadway musicals.
He needs to visit a whore!
He isn't made right!
The down low.
He's going to be an architect.
She's a maiden aunt. She's a bachelorette.
He's swishy. He's limp-wristed. He's a florist. He's an interior decorator.
She plays field hockey.
Oh you know, he's that way...
He's a momma's boy
He's one of the boys.
Flit's pretty good.
His girlfriend lives in Canada.
He's a dandy!
He bats for the other team
He's suffering from the English Disease
He is a member of the community.
He is from the Swish Alps.
He could suck the chrome off of a trailer hitch.
She is a woman that prefers sensible shoes.
She prefers flannel shirts.
She really knows her dog breeds.
Her favorite accessory is a snap on tool belt.
"Neither fish nor fowl"
Is he " so " ?
He goes to my church.
[quote]"Darling, they're men who make hats."
Delicious. Sondheim would love that.
Licks the other side of the postage stamp
He's a very private person.
He's a Screaming Bender
He's quite the ladies man. He'll likely never settle down and get married. He's just too popular with the fairer sex.
That's just her roommate.
Dolores Gray's social escort.
Born again Christian
I love "men who make hats"!
I grew up in a small town. There was a man that worked all his life at the local men's story and seemed a bit of a dandy. As a kid, I picked up on his being a bit different.
I think my mother understood I was curious about the man different than the farmers. He was not like the banker, the doctor or the other men
She told me that she did not want me to end up like him, adding, he lives with his mother.
Queer as a plaid rabbit.
I have a feeling the "Men who make hats" actually were milliners.
Friend of Barbra
Poofter / Poof
Fudge-Packer (Gays who work for Keebler)
My mom used to whisper and say, "He's G.A.Y."
Tied to a fence in Wyoming.
R149 Oh, my God! That's horrible!
In the wrong line at the post office.
R149, that is beyond the pale. Some things will never be ok to use as a punch line, and that is one of them. Just a shitty thing to do, especially by our own community. (although honestly if you're a straight asshole trolling the datalounge, fuck off and go to hell)
He's a Bette Midler fan
She's a Martina Navratilova fan