He should talk to Colton Ford about his attempts to launch a singing career. Both seem similarly "talented".
1. He''s changed his name about five times.\
2. He''s shifting from nudies to music and back again. Bad move.\
3. Did I mention he''s changed his name a dozen times?\
4. His voice is like a sloth being tortured over a waffle iron.\
5. He''s gorgeous.\
6. You got the ''can''t sing'' part, right?
Oh, gawd. What a terrible song in that link. Plus, he has shitty posture. Is that nose weighing down his head?
From porn star to big music star is an absolutely workable transition! The labels and fans will be CLAMORING for him!\
And the fact that he''s being promoted on thesword.com is incredibly meaningful!
Jeff Palmer, Colton Ford, & Ryan Idol
I actually find his face including the big nose very attractive but fear such an obvious narcissist won''t be able to resist the temptation to carve his face up in the future. His body is a work of art but the 1989 International Male wardrobe is a turnoff. He should just do porn and forget about the music career.
He''d be about eight times hotter if his nipples were bigger. Still, he has a great body, and his face is attractive in that swarthy Jewish way.
yeah, he has that swarthy, dark sexy. Gorgeous. He has that look I find ferociously hot. It really shows in his Playgirl shoot. Sadly though he has never dome porn, just nude pics.\
He''s like that Seinfeld episode--and we all have friends like this--sometimes he looks hot; other times he looks scary fug.
He just SOUNDS scary fug.
The only way I would pay to see Joel Evan is if he performs naked.
Is he top or bottom?
With that dick, I''m guessing a bottom.%0D
OK! I've read all the diatribes about this so-called "singer" who has touted himself as the "NEXT CHER"! PLEASE!! Someone reel him back from whatever planet where he's been mingling with the WRONG "aliens"!%0D
Having changed his name 5 times is NOT a good thing. Having done nude photography (basically porn/hard-core) then PRETENDING this passion for his music, only ending up GOING BACK to the hard-core nudity which in PRINT and VERBAL INTERVIEW he disdains and wishes he'd never done, acting so "innocent" in saying "Oh, I thought this was what I was to do in "breaking" into the business, but NOW with this "disclaimer" he ONLY will pose for photographers for "art" photography, be paid, have all travel and expenses paid, etc. tells me he's NOT a singer but in actuality a PRIME CANDIDATE for one of the porn companies, for his narcissism is SO BIG along with what he ALREADY KNOWS is so big as we've seen in his photographs, its his ONLY avenue and he might as well "cash in" on it while in his last 20s and early 30s, because I don't think that voice and his "act" is suddenly going to transform itself into Cher.%0D
And he "boo hoos" about being kidded for talking like a girl, loving girl's clothing and pretty things, then changing his ways, building his body, etc, but look at him sometime. He's CONSTANTLY "fooling" with his hair, his body has obviously been shaved/Naired/lasered except the tiny groomed/shaped patch of pubes he apparently CAN'T be seen or photographed IN clothes without making sure whatever he's wearing is low-cut and pushed down enough so it shows his "bush", JUST like some woman who has a Brazilian "landing strip". HE LOVES showing off his bush! %0D
And, if you've noticed his nails are POLISHEED and he is ALWAYS holding them in some "feminine" manner, very delicately. All that leather and heaey eye makeup doesn't "butch" his image either!%0D
Plus he LOVE being pure alabaster white and with a Russian/Japanese heritage there would be LOTS of hair on his body, removing all doubt he has "altered" most everything, even to in one photo shoot PUMPING his cock so it would be even THICKER than it already is. And, oh yes, when in public or at parties he's ALWAYS without a shirt and wearing pants/shorts/underwear that are sheer white, showing the outline of his cock and of course, the bush at the top.%0D
And, what about his wardrobe???? GOOD GOD! HOW can someone have taste SO BAD and living in West Hollywood and being creative and an "artist" supposedly? HAS he ever looked at "Arene Homme" before? He's much too much "International Male"! YUK!%0D
My suggestion with him living in West Hollywood where there are LOTS of WEALTHY OLD MEN, is finding one who will take care of him with housing, clothing, cars, travel, career opportunities, etc. and he will just have to bend over and take it now and then for having basically a FREE RIDE and one of LUXURY, something of which there seems to be an air of "entitlement" about him and his whole persona. That's the problem. He DOESN"T HAVE a persona and were his body and big dick taken away he'd have nothing.%0D
And, in today's world were about 1 MILLION hot guys are NEW on the scene day after day, he will soon be history and old news for I've seen MUCH BETTER on Facebook alone every day, day after day, and ironically they have talent, voices, successful careers and AREN'T resorting to porn which seems to be Joel's ONLY possibly venue of success. %0D
His MAIN PROBLEM! He's TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH HIMSELF and his arrogance reads much too clearly. He soon will be a has-been and forgotten, even as the hottest of all porn stars have found themselves.
He''s hot, cute, and the voice isn''t that bad. And he''s doing a helluva lot more than you sad queens.
R52, come sit beside me!
Is he gay?
He sounds like he has serious psychological problems, which is so common with porn stars. Not that he''s a porn start or anything.
You bitches are jealous of Joel Evan''s HOTNESS.
He has a terminal case of East-coast face.
Yeah, but you have a terminal case of fat flat ass, R58.
If you look up HOT JEW in the dictionary, you will find a photo of Joel Evan Tye/Jet Kanashi.
I think he's probably just an escort.
I think he has a beautiful body and a handsome face, in that Jewish way earlier posters have mentioned. His one flaw is pretty tragic, though: those nipples are way too small. If I were him, I'd take some estrogen to make them a little larger.