Eh. It''s rather flat for someone who trained as a dancer.
She had cottage cheese in that movie with Julia Roberts and Clive Owen.
Her face looks very odd.
R4, I thought the same thing.
Her ass looked pretty good in [italic]Darjeeling Express[/italic], rounder than the photo linked above.
Just watched that Mike Nichols' trainwreck with her as a stripper. She looks all petite, until she turns around. Full, fat ass. Where the hell did she get that big butt?
Nichols is so gay - even gayer than me, evidently -- that he thought her ass looked fine. Yuck.
Of course he thought the same about the fucking script and overall cast.
If she ever gains any weight, it'll go straight to her ass and thighs. Nature intended her to be bottom-heavy.
Nothing wrong with that, R12
I'm betting on breast implants R11.
Perfect timing, really. She can claim the kid caused her chest to balloon.
She's going to need implants to balance out that hefty butt. And she was packing that *before* she had a child.
He mouth looks like the Black Dahlia killer started in on her but got interrupted.
Looks like a body double.
You can tell it's her in 'Closer'. The camera has too many continuous shots and there are multiple times when her face is plainly visible along with her big ass in the same frame.
Plus, if they used a body double I'm sure her ass would look smaller and fitter.
OTOH her ass looks different in that medieval comedy she did. Did she lose weight or did they actually bring in a body double?
I'm betting on a padded bra, R14.
Probably a padded bra.
Dumpy, talent-free bore
Natalie is very talented. The SW prequels sucked but not because of her. I loved her in Garden State.
Her ass looks big in at least one of the SW movies. Whichever one she wears the skintight white pants in. Chick has (had?) a big ass for having a reputation as petite.
Go for it, r27. It's almost certainly not a real marriage. She just picked him at random to cover up having Aronofsky's baby.
Like Kristin Davis, she looks good with a full ass.
You know, I have to laugh. I remember how uptight she was doing interviews for Closer. She was always talking about refusing to do nude scenes and how she was paranoid her photos would end up all over the internet. How times have changed. She's ridiculously short. Like 5'.
Is that really her ass in Your Highness? I'm embarrassed I saw that.
Her Oscar is a Trivial Pursuit question in the not-too-distant future. And her other films mentioned: GARDEN STATE? CLOSER? Good god, what terrible taste some of you have.
Hold me like you did by the lake on Naboo.
R34 - One of the worst lines ever
I went to college with her. She is tiny, like 5'2" or maybe even 5'1". I have the same body type but am a bit taller. When I gain weight it goes straight to my ass and then my thighs. You'd never believe what an ass I have by just looking at the front of me. She's not as insufferable in person as she is on stage and in interviews.
R32 Ah thanks. It was very nice.
R36 - any other info on Natalie?
Btw, I'm 5'3" and weight goes evenly to my boobs and ass.
Her ass definitely looks different in "Your Highness" -- in "Closer" it's noticeably bigger, i.e. "Closer" is where her real ass was onscreen. I wondered if she lost weight for the other role...turns out she figured out that showing off that big badonka wasn't the best idea.
Is she a lesbian? No.
Why is her wooden self always discussed on this site?
I thought they had a jewish wedding. I guess he had to convert so he could have the privilege of making her fat butt bounce.
I would like to see her costar with Keira Knightley (another DL fave), playing 2 poetically beautiful women striking tragic poses in exquisite period dress in lavishly decorated sets. No dialogue, just a lot of pursed lips, furrowed brows, questioning glances. With a throbbing Hans Zimmer score.
R50 - That's one of my favorite pcs of Natalie.
funny you should say that, "matt" - r41. I thought the same thing when I saw the Bourne Identity and Attack of the Clones in the same summer.
Both Matty and Natty have bubble butts.
Natalie and Keira Knightley would make an excellent pairing.
likee tori spellings face... only looks good froma distance.
Natalie Portman is a lot prettier than Tori.
she looks like a fat ass, especially at r44.
What would a Matt Damon/Natalie Portman spawn look like as far as ass real estate?
Millepied is a hired husband to cover up for her baby being fathered by Aronofsky, so I'm sure it was a Jewish wedding.
The media kept that very quiet..couldn't have people knowing that their heavily promoted Jewish Princess was a homewrecking whore. They love running this stuff on other people but Nat was off-limits.
Maybe her plus size ass is the karma from all the ass kissing in the kosher media.
Hollywood used to have more sense. If you a celeb had a bad feature they''d shoot around it. Today we have Natalie "bubble butt" Portman wearing skintight pants with gratuitous shots of her posterior...in 1955 they just would have put a skirt on her or mounted higher shots.
I'm guessing this is a lesbian thread and not gay men screeching over a wooden actress' ass.
btw, she is ugly.
She does not have a nice ass! She has a flat ass that is flabby. *barf
This is the "OMG why's her butt so big, I thought she was supposed to be a size -12" thread. Gay men love threads like this.
She has a bubble judging by shots like @ R55, r56 and r46. It does look like she's flabby in some of those pics though. When the weight hits it goes to her thighs and her hind quarters.
I'm so sick of jealous queens hating on beautiful, talented women like Natalie. I bet her world-defining beauty and the acting chops that go with it (OSCAR) really burns.
So what if she has a big butt? Is that suddenly a crime? I think it looks really nice.
That is such a lie, R61. Back off with that shit. For all the people hating on her body, why is it a bad thing for a woman to have a big ass? Is that really constructive criticism? Is it nice? Fuck off
1) She has a fat, round ass in "Closer" and "Star Wars". But why does her butt look trim in "Your Highness"?
2) No one is mentioning her fat thighs? It's not just her butt that has the weight.
3) Straight guys love asses like this. Give them a woman with a fat, curvy butt and they'll be slaves.
4) It looks really fucking nice in R56's post.
White people are afraid of big butts.
R70 Womwn (myself included) who accumulate weight on their butts, usually also accumulate it on their thighs.
Natalie's ass is only comparatively large with respect to her upper body. It's not that big.
Good lord, what distance do you have to be at for Tori Spelling's face to look good?
[quote]Natalie's ass is only comparatively large with respect to her upper body. It's not that big.
Oh I see. Kind of like, Roseanne is only comparatively fat, if she was just a foot taller she wouldn't be fat at all.
[quote]Dumb lezzie thread.
As already pointed out, isn't this just the female bubble butt version of all those Matt Damon threads?
For comparison, Matt Damon's bubble versus Portman's (R7, R56, R55)