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Your whoriest moment

Tell us about a sexual encounter when, afterwards, even you thought, "'damn I really am a whore."

by Anonymousreply 435October 21, 2022 11:08 AM

hooked up with a usual f.buddy, he left. the phone rang right after, another friend wanted to come over to do it, i said yes and jumped in the shower. a few hours later he was leaving. no sooner had i got back in bed there was a knock at my window, it was the frat guy on the downlow i was "seeing." he was drunk and wanted a tumble. i obliged. it was 3 a.m., and i'd been at it since 11-ish.%0D %0D ah, to be 24, and fit, and whorey.

by Anonymousreply 4November 16, 2010 2:33 PM

When I found the money on the dresser.

by Anonymousreply 5November 16, 2010 6:33 PM

When I had sex with the husband (now ex-husband) of one of my sisters.

by Anonymousreply 7November 16, 2010 6:39 PM

r7, gurl, we need more details than that. Start from the top!

by Anonymousreply 8November 16, 2010 6:42 PM

I sucked of an uncut Sri Lankan in a Port-a-Potty while en route to Thanksgiving dinner while carrying the pie for dessert.

by Anonymousreply 9November 16, 2010 6:46 PM

Like r4, my third hookup of the day (all separate, one at a time), driving home wearing nothing but blue jeans (I had lost my underwear) and realizing I was a little sticky with jiz from all four of us. I hadn't even showered in between. %0D %0D I realize that a lot of guys on this site can top that, but I was a little skeeved out by it.

by Anonymousreply 11November 16, 2010 6:55 PM

of=off

by Anonymousreply 12November 16, 2010 6:55 PM

This is a repeat story, too - but let one of my frat bros fuck the shit out of me after his bachelor party (the night before his wedding). Spent the night with him and then was an usher in the wedding the next morning. We carried on an "thing" for a couple of years, every now and then. He was SO hot. Looked like Tom Sellack. Nice dick. Hot hairy chest. Mustache. I was good freinds with his wife as well - not sure if she every suspected what was going on (though i honesty don't think she would have cared.)

by Anonymousreply 14November 16, 2010 7:15 PM

I've shared this before. I was 22 and an escort at an Bryan Singer party. Let's just say that even 3 hour scalding shower could wash the filth off of me.

by Anonymousreply 15November 16, 2010 7:22 PM

Hooked up with a really hot guy one evening. About halfway through fucking him I realized I had been in his apartment before, and had fucked him in the very same bed. I know that isn't SO terrible, but I felt like a huge whore for not remembering that I had not only met him before but had spent the night with him.

by Anonymousreply 16November 16, 2010 7:34 PM

Driving to Ohio with every intention of hooking up with someone I'd met there once. Only to find out that he was partnered. Ended up doing both of them. %0D %0D Ah good times.%0D %0D Only other "whorish" experience may be the time I was fisted by one guy in a stairwell while gobbling another guys dick. Didn't know either of 'em.%0D %0D Damn, damn, DAMN those were good times.

by Anonymousreply 17November 16, 2010 7:41 PM

Blowing a guy in a peepshow booth. Only did it once. But it was my first cock, so I forgive myself.

by Anonymousreply 18November 16, 2010 7:52 PM

most sexually compulsive 24 hour episode for me -- call it whorey if you like --%0D %0D (a) got drunk at bar on castro and went home with muscular, blonde kid who barebacked me/unloaded in me against/consistent with my wishes;%0D %0D after coming a few hourse later, i visited Kaiser ER to start PEP program, after which%0D %0D (b) i got fucked by a porn star with huge dick in late morning/early afternoon, then %0D %0D (c) fucked a big dicked italian from new york in early evening.%0D %0D all satisfying to my ego, but i felt wretched and lonely at the end of it all.

by Anonymousreply 19November 16, 2010 7:59 PM

r15 -- details PLEASE. Pretty PLEEASE?!?

by Anonymousreply 20November 16, 2010 7:59 PM

Going to a private, regularly scheduled orgy/sling party back in the early 80's where by the end of the evening my cock had penetrated no less than 15 different guy's asses, I had taken 8 loads down my throat, and I finished up by pile driving a hottie in the sling while about 30 studs encircled us while masturbating. By the time I had popped my load the standarounds were beginning to unload all over me and my fuck buddy. We ended up in a cum bath. Heaven, pure heaven. And thankfully they had showers available at the event.

by Anonymousreply 21November 16, 2010 8:05 PM

Damn, reading this thread makes me feel so....unfulfilled. So to speak.

by Anonymousreply 22November 16, 2010 8:19 PM

This pales to R21's story, but my whoriest moment was the unexpected discovery, at a Lower East Side club's weekly gay night that didn't last very long (this was about six or seven years ago), that there was a curtained off section in the middle of the basement where an orgy was going on -- and all of the guys going in were HOT TO DEATH (college-age, not hipster or Chelsea queen, mostly preppy). I was more than ten years their elder, but hey, it's a dark room. :-) I got sucked off, made out with someone I know was hot because I saw him walk in and recognized his hair in the near-pitch-black, then got on my knees and sucked off about a dozen different guys, swallowing many loads. A couple of them ended up on my sweater (and dried before I could wipe them off), and I blushed in total mortification a few days later when my dry cleaner asked if I knew what the stains were.

Second whoriest moment is literally whorey: in my closeted post-collegiate youth, I picked up a dancer at The Gaiety, circa 1995. I had had sex only once before, but one guy there was a spitting image of Jeff Stryker (face, bod AND cock). Unfortunately the experienced sucked (in a bad way): we went to a trashy nearby Days Inn where the whores rotated shifts, he was of course straight and refused to fuck, be fucked or suck me off, so all I did was suck him off (as a testament to my fellatio skills even as a novice, I did manage to get him rock hard), he got on top of me and grinded, we did some closed-mouth kissing, and he jerked me off. I came after 20 minutes, and while our original deal was for an hour (and I was expecting to cum a second time), he literally leapt out of the bed as I was still ejaculating and started getting dressed. I was so pissed that we almost got into a fistfight over his fee, but finally he agreed to knock off fifty bucks or so.

by Anonymousreply 23November 16, 2010 8:37 PM

Besides escorting all four years in college? %0D %0D That would have been at the Box Theater in Buenos Aires (Laprida off Avenida Santa Fe), August 2006. I fucked two guys up the ass, one in the auditorium, a handsome blue-eyed man on a visit from Rosario, and a short muscle dude in the filthiest men's room in South America.%0D %0D Then after presenting my dick for a handjob in the row near the screen, I sucked off at least 8 uncut Argentines and swallowed every last load.%0D %0D That was a good day.

by Anonymousreply 24November 16, 2010 10:41 PM

LOTS of STDS here.

by Anonymousreply 25November 16, 2010 10:51 PM

Some, yes, R25, but not all. I have never had an STD ever...except maybe Love.

by Anonymousreply 26November 16, 2010 10:53 PM

Fucked 2 different guys in a space of 4 hours.

by Anonymousreply 27November 16, 2010 10:58 PM

I was at the Green Lantern in Washington DC (circa 1995). It was a Friday night and the bar was packed, sweaty, and the men were horny. I was standing in the dark area in front of the DJ booth with a Bud in hand. A shirtless guy ahead of me was backing into me. I reached down and grabbed his ass. He reached back and unzipped my jeans. He pulled out my cock, and started stroking. It was clear what he wanted.

He was wearing jogging shorts and a jackstrap. He also came to the bar pre-lubed. Needless to say, as soon as I was hard he backed into me and I slid into him. The guys right next to me knew what was happening, but most others had no idea that while other were grooving to Crystal Waters and cruising others, I was fucking right there. I never even put down my Bud.

When we were done, he walked away. 10 minutes later he was back in the same position in front of the DJ booth, looking for another load.

by Anonymousreply 28November 16, 2010 11:09 PM

I feel like a whore after every encounter.

by Anonymousreply 29November 16, 2010 11:20 PM

Thanks to R28, we now know why the HIV rate in DC is so high.

by Anonymousreply 30November 16, 2010 11:23 PM

Is the Green Latrine still open, R28? I lived not far away once and never went in. I'm starting to regret it.

by Anonymousreply 31November 16, 2010 11:25 PM

Can't decide--either

a) Sucking off guys in the basement of the Triangle Denver during one of the notorious Sunday beer bust orgies, while my friends watched and a drunken black queen was loudly encouraging me "You suck it, GIRRRLLL!"

or

b) Jerking off for an old man and letting him videotape it for money--I needed some quick cash and he had an ad in the old Denver rag OutFront. He gave me an extra $25 over the standard $100 fee because I let him suck my nob a couple of times.

God, I AM a whore!

by Anonymousreply 32November 16, 2010 11:37 PM

R24. Wow...I've been to that theatre in Buenos Aires. Si, si, si to all those sexy, uncut Argentinian men. Fun, whorey times.

by Anonymousreply 33November 17, 2010 12:09 AM

Dancing at the Cheetah.

by Anonymousreply 34November 17, 2010 12:13 AM

Never, I've only ever been with my husband.

by Anonymousreply 35November 17, 2010 12:18 AM

Well there have been a few, but one of my most infamous was a night at the Mine Shaft in NYC in 1981. I'm still healthy and negative, but I'm glad I got to experience the Mine Shaft before it closed. They--and eventually me too--were doing it on the bar, up against the wall, in the corner, on the floor, on the pool table, in the bathroom, in the tub, upstairs, downstairs every which way you could.%0D %0D I was young at the time so it took me a while to join in because I was a bit intimidated, but once I did, I was a very bad boy. It was also the first time I saw a guy getting pissed on in the tub after I roamed through this maze of depravity downstairs. He was thristy, so I pissed in his mouth. But the entire evening well into the morning hours were the cummiest, whoriest and the most depraved.

by Anonymousreply 36November 17, 2010 12:25 AM

Double dildo bear action (I'm a boyish blond) in the back cab of an 18-wheeler with some trucker I picked up in THE GUTTER. The next day I picked the biggest Alpha-cootie I have ever seen off my junk and flushed it.

Lucky for me, the shame always wears off in six days. That said, I'm still not ready to talk about what happened last week. He drank my piss, so you can imagine.

by Anonymousreply 37November 17, 2010 12:26 AM

Anyone remember the Pilgrim Theatre in Boston's Combat Zone downtown? That place had dicks for days. Unfortunately, now it's a parking lot. Going to the movies was more fun than you can imagine. And it was supposedly a staright porn movie house. However, the clientele weren't always so straight--but even the straight guys sometimes joined in. It was a great gay hangout. And the cops didn't bother anyone.%0D %0D There was so much sucking, jacking, fucking in the seats...and piss play in the men's room. What a place! Those were the good ol' days when guys went out to have fun. We didn't spend hours upon hours on the Internet never meeting anyone.

by Anonymousreply 38November 17, 2010 12:33 AM

The people here hooking up w/ married guys are not whores, they're assholes.

by Anonymousreply 39November 17, 2010 12:40 AM

R37, how's this for a piss pig scenario? This was August 1998 in Washington, DC.%0D %0D Piss pig #1 (me) cums up piss pig #2's ass and--still coupled--I let loose about a gallon of yellow gold while I jack a load out of his dick. Piss pig #2 then gets up off my dick and sqirts my piss out his ass into the mouth and face of piss pig #3, who cums as I slide a dildo up his ass. He lies back and groans as I pull the dildo out his ass and then licks the piss and cum off the dicks of piss pig #1 and Piss pig #2.%0D %0D How long would it take to put that one behind you?

by Anonymousreply 40November 17, 2010 12:52 AM

I guess it was the time I let my ex give orders on how i should service his new bf while watched.

by Anonymousreply 41November 17, 2010 12:53 AM

The time I finally came to the realization that I am a whore was, that one time I slept with my ex boyfriend after a night of drinking with friends and co workers, then went home to my then current boyfriend later that night and we did it.

by Anonymousreply 42November 17, 2010 1:16 AM

[quote]Driving to Ohio with every intention of hooking up with someone I'd met there once. Only to find out that he was partnered. Ended up doing both of them. %0D %0D %0D You forgot to tell us that you drove from Portland, Oregon. %0D

by Anonymousreply 43November 17, 2010 1:46 AM

Was flying from Minneapolis to Dallas and went to the men's room at MSP. Yes, the Larry Craig stall. The guy in the next stall was a fucking Viking god. Sucked my cock, jerked..you get the picture.%0D %0D Get to Dallas and was parking my car at my hotel (in Plano). This cute, young guy was unloading his car and we made eye contact. So I pull in the space next to him. I said hi and we were in his room about 3 minutes later. %0D %0D Went to the bars later and started chatting with one of the dancers. Tall, handsome, about 30. Ended up buying him breakfast and taking him back to my hotel room and fucking him (in that order).

by Anonymousreply 44November 17, 2010 1:59 AM

Wow, R44. Risky. Post-greasy-breakfast fucks are liable to yield some unanticipated aroma.

by Anonymousreply 45November 17, 2010 2:03 AM

In the 90s there was this phone line called 1800manhole or something like that. I talked to this guy who convinved me to meet him. I was 17 and really naive, but was desperately horny. %0D %0D So I drove to this Comfort Inn off of the interstate and met the guy in the room. I didn't know at the time, but he brought 3 other guys with him. On the phone he told me that he was 20, but in person he was at least 35 as were his friends. %0D %0D %0D Basically, I was tricked into taking all three of them after doing vodka shots. No condoms. It was very rough. They tore my ass to pieces. I woke up the next morning in the room and drove home. Ass full of cum, dried cum on my face and I couldn't shit right for a week. There was a point when thought I should go the doctor, but it got better. %0D %0D God only knows how I walked out of there without any STDs, but I was scared shitless at every cough, sniffle, or illness that stuck around longer than normal.

by Anonymousreply 46November 17, 2010 2:04 AM

R46, you're a whore darlin'

by Anonymousreply 47November 17, 2010 2:20 AM

When I became president.

by Anonymousreply 48November 17, 2010 2:38 AM

I fucked what looks like a polo pony with mange for EIGHT YEARS STRAIGHT.

But the ring's on it now, cunts, so bow down.

by Anonymousreply 49November 17, 2010 4:09 AM

[quote]There was a point when thought I should go the doctor, but it got better.

It gets better!

by Anonymousreply 50November 17, 2010 9:06 AM

That was just mean r50. : )

by Anonymousreply 51November 17, 2010 12:04 PM

I suppose it would be recently going on a date that ended up being bad, making eyes at a hot Latino dining alone a few tables over, dropping my "date" off at the subway stop, making a beeline back to the hot Latino, and subsequently fucking him all night at his hotel before he left back to LA the next morning.

Sexually, I've done sluttier things, but this is one of the most brazenly whorish things I've ever done...

by Anonymousreply 52November 17, 2010 12:59 PM

Hey R38, we may have sucked each other. I used to hang out at the Pilgrim too, back in the day.

by Anonymousreply 53November 17, 2010 1:51 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 54November 19, 2010 12:45 PM

thank you for that, R50.

by Anonymousreply 55November 19, 2010 2:24 PM

When a charming but only semi-attractive older guy invited me as his boy toy date to the most fairy-tale-fabulous private party I'd ever been to at the time. He was 40 and crazy about me, I was 24, lanky/twinky and willing to put out after the party in order to get into it. No regrets: the scene was fantastic, I met some B-list stars (a thrill for me at the time) and hey, when it's 3am and the lights get dim, fellatio is fellatio. I even let him cuddle with me for an eternity afterward; it seemed transactionally fair and seemed to mean the drunken world to him at that moment. Ho!

by Anonymousreply 56November 19, 2010 2:39 PM

I was staggering home from the bars one night when I thought I would dip into the park to see if there was something going on. There was. Before I knew it my pants were around my ankles, one mouth was attached to my cock, another to my balls, someone was dry humping me from behind, and someone else was kissing me. A crowd soon assembled to watch and pleasure themselves. %0D %0D I eventually came, bowed, thanked my audience, and exited stage left.%0D %0D Suddenly I understood why people take to the stage. The attention is exhilerating.

by Anonymousreply 57November 19, 2010 2:48 PM

After doing alot of meth on prom night, I fucked the hockey star and got pregnant.

by Anonymousreply 58November 19, 2010 2:50 PM

The list would be very long- 70s/80s baths, backrooms in bars, tricks, on the beach, off the street etc...%0D %0D And I cannot remember but half of them.%0D %0D Much slowed down in the last 12 years, in fact almost halted- %0D %0D And prior it was of the nature "sometimes I am a whore, sometimes not" and I practiced safe sex from about 1985 on. %0D %0D But being a whore is loads of fun.

by Anonymousreply 59November 19, 2010 2:58 PM

Oral sex with a guy in the next booth at the ABS. When it was over and I walked out of the booth, the other guy came out at the same time. It was Fr. Duffy.

by Anonymousreply 60December 1, 2010 3:24 PM

%0D I guess I would have to say my first marriage.

by Anonymousreply 61December 1, 2010 3:43 PM

Oh so many to pick from, but the whorist of them all, I would have to say was that time I was crushing on a guy at the bar, we hit it off that night. I invited him home at the end of the night and he asked if he could bring his frind along who "wasn't gay". %0D %0D Well they both pounded my hole for hours that night.

by Anonymousreply 62December 1, 2010 7:18 PM

I don't think this compares to the previous posts, but my whoriest moment was fisting a buddy in the public sling at a bathhouse as a crowd watched and jerked.

by Anonymousreply 63December 1, 2010 8:36 PM

Was he high, r 63?

by Anonymousreply 64December 2, 2010 1:08 AM

an ABS in las vegas.... large crowd of men standing around, i knelt and sucked off a black man with very nice sizemeat while the crowd watched. 1st or me, but i was far from home and thought, "what the hell!"

then a few months later, at a ABS near an air force base, cruised and then sucked off a very hot black man with a very nice cock while 4 or 5 other men watched.

by Anonymousreply 65December 2, 2010 1:18 AM

I've never thought of myself as a whore, but I did feel pretty sleazy after I had a threesome with a partnered couple. The weird thing is, one half of the partnership told me that I was attractive while we were alone, but he said he didn't know if his partner was into me. Fast forward: We were all watching TV and the partner is the one who initiated the encounter. They were really cool guys...unfortunately, I became a flake after I started dating someone and I lost contact with them.

by Anonymousreply 66December 2, 2010 1:19 AM

Whoriest, and also star-fuckingest 24 hours: Had a coke fueled two hour romp with regular fuck buddy (who is the bf of a reality TV star). After he left, I was cruising on Manhunt, and got chatting with a guy from the UES who claimed to be looking cause "his wife was out of town." When he arrived, around 3am at this point, he turned out to be a minor celebrity (he was great looking, btw, but an average lover). Not going to spill who either famous person is, but one is a DL fave. After sleeping a few hours, hooked up at noon with a longtime online acquaintance who finally wanted to to do the deed at a Times Square hotel. I never showered in between any of this, so in about 14 hours I was fucked 6 times by 3 guys, and then had to run to brunch, with no good explanation for how used I must have looked.

by Anonymousreply 67December 2, 2010 1:28 AM

Whore bump

by Anonymousreply 68December 11, 2010 5:46 PM

I was en-route my my sister's wedding. I stopped at a Motel 6 in Illinois. I met two guys . They were partnered but really liked having me bang them. I spent the weekend topping both of them and missed my sister's wedding.

by Anonymousreply 69December 11, 2010 6:02 PM

Well besides numerous internet hook ups that happened fast enough that even I was shocked... and besides the couple of anonymous guys I invited over to my place: Went to the club (and in my shitty little town, we only had one club) and within minutes met this hot little italian daddy. I told him he was hot and he grabbed my hand. He drove us 2 blocks to the adult book store. He whispered me his name as he was yanking my pants down. He proceeded to fuck me while pervs watched. He invited a couple of them in. While I was riding Tony's dick, I blew two of them. The shame.

by Anonymousreply 70December 11, 2010 6:15 PM

Anyone ever go to the Seine in Paris? There used to be a lot of action there. So romantic!

by Anonymousreply 71December 11, 2010 6:22 PM

Answered an ad on Craigslist from a guy who I actually had hooked up with 4 months earlier, but didn't know that until I arrived at his apartment. He had another guy on his way. Did copious amounts of coke and proceeded to blow both guys.

Host's friend came over and got naked with us, but we needed more blow. Called a dealer I knew, he came over at 7 that morning, but I had to blow him for getting up so early.

Hung out with the host and his friend all day doing more coke. Put ads out on Craigslist and had a about 3 or 4 guys come over. Fucking, blowing, j/o all night. Host passes out, every other guy leaves. Answer another ad on Craigslist, have hot guy with huge cock come over to the sleeping host's apt and do some meth and G. End up sucking him and fucking him, then need to go home and sleep. This all happened in about 36 hours. Yeah, I'm a real classy guy.

by Anonymousreply 72December 11, 2010 6:34 PM

I was having phone sex with a guy I realized was the partner of a fuckbuddy. I fessed up and met them for dinner. We didn't end up having a threeway. But I felt it was the most idiotic thing I had ever done.

by Anonymousreply 73December 11, 2010 6:42 PM

wow, r40, hot.... to read about that is. Actually participating would cause me an absolute anxiety attack.

by Anonymousreply 74December 11, 2010 6:54 PM

[quote]He proceeded to fuck me while pervs watched. He invited a couple of them in. While I was riding Tony's dick, I blew two of them.%0D %0D That's my kind of guy. %0D

by Anonymousreply 75December 22, 2010 3:44 PM

Yours stories sound so pathetic.%0D Some of you are just fuck-machines.%0D Yawn.

by Anonymousreply 76December 22, 2010 4:19 PM

I liked this thread.

by Anonymousreply 77January 4, 2011 7:58 PM

R52, I've done that a few times (out on a dull date, making eyes with someone hot, ditching date to hook up with them) and I don't see how that qualifies as whoreish. Awesome thread. I love reading all this.

by Anonymousreply 78January 4, 2011 9:28 PM

I had a deliciously whorey moment two weekends ago:%0D %0D My partner was out of town, so I drove over to the local porn cinema, buying one of those nasty Four Loko's on the way (or as I like to call it, "Gang Bang in a Can").%0D %0D I gulped it down, pulled down my pants in the seat and started snorting poppers and jacking to the straight porn onscreen.%0D %0D Saw this short, stocky black dude go back to the restroom and keep on sticking his head out of the door, so I hitched up my britches and headed back to that filthy bog.%0D %0D He was pretty damn ruthless -- made me take off all my clothes and get down on my knees. I keep an extra shoestring in my pocket to tie my hands behind my back in these instances, so i turned around and he tied me up tightly.%0D %0D He proceeded to slap me (lightly), spit on me, shove his rock hard cock all the way down my throat ("open up...wider...WIDER, FAGGOT!), hold my head down on his cock until I was gasping for air, and eat his asshole out (thank god it was clean, although i'm not sure I would've cared or not).%0D %0D He also pissed in my mouth, made me swallow it, and suck off two other guys who came back to the bathroom, before he roughly fucked me...i'm talking no lube at all, just jamming his hog up my ass.%0D %0D Finally he ended up coming all over my face, but wouldn't let me eat his load -- he said he wanted to see it on my face.%0D %0D Fuck. Me.

by Anonymousreply 79January 4, 2011 11:27 PM

R79: Everything Seems Terrific that happened to you. You're the kind of guy that Every Single Tom, dick and harry want to be. Ever Seem To think that you're really lucky?

by Anonymousreply 80January 5, 2011 6:05 PM

Moment? We're only allowed one?

by Anonymousreply 81January 5, 2011 6:53 PM

[quote]Going to a private, regularly scheduled orgy/sling party back in the early 80's where by the end of the evening my cock had penetrated no less than 15 different guy's asses, I had taken 8 loads down my throat, and I finished up by pile driving a hottie in the sling while about 30 studs encircled us while masturbating. By the time I had popped my load the standarounds were beginning to unload all over me and my fuck buddy. We ended up in a cum bath. Heaven, pure heaven.

You realize how fucked up that sounds, right?

by Anonymousreply 82January 5, 2011 6:56 PM

Any chance any of you whores work in the medical field?

by Anonymousreply 83January 5, 2011 7:01 PM

I hereby declare R79 the winner.

by Anonymousreply 84January 5, 2011 7:04 PM

On second thought, I'm going to declare a tie between R79 and R72.

by Anonymousreply 85January 5, 2011 7:06 PM

In college when I let three guys take turns fucking me on a picnic table at night when I was doing outdoor summer theater with them. %0D %0D Was REALLY embarassed the next night when I showed up to the show and the three of them just sort of snickered at me.

by Anonymousreply 86January 5, 2011 7:10 PM

Don't you have some feathers to glue onto your scrapbook, r82?

by Anonymousreply 87January 5, 2011 7:20 PM

Love the stories!!!

by Anonymousreply 88January 6, 2011 10:40 AM

R82 needs to have her hooves shod. BEAT IT! Sowfraucuntgunt! (I hear they're having a bake sale at I-Village.)

by Anonymousreply 89January 6, 2011 11:16 AM

Nope, it's an entirely true story.%0D %0D Not something I can do with any regularity though.%0D %0D btw, i'm also the guy who sucked the San Diego sheriff in the ABS in one of the threads...maybe the "famous/infamous people you've slept with" thread?%0D %0D

by Anonymousreply 90January 6, 2011 11:23 AM

I"ve never thought "damn, I really am a whore," because I don't buy into the crap people give themselves for simply enjoying sex, including its occasional excesses, which I"ve always found liberating and exciting.

by Anonymousreply 91January 6, 2011 1:10 PM

I always feel so...dull...after reading these threads.

by Anonymousreply 92January 6, 2011 1:28 PM

I always feel completely absolved.

by Anonymousreply 93January 6, 2011 1:36 PM

Around 2001/2002 I was in WeHo on vacation. Apart from staying at the San Vicente Inn (whore!) I decided to visit the gay porn theatre further down the street (Santa Monica BLVD). Being the tramp I was back then I blew some guy on my knees in front of him while having an audience. Some hot thug type of guy asked if he could join and get a blowjob from me and I turned to him with a wide open mouth, my pupils in the back of my head (like I'm on morphine) staring at him like the whoriest tool that ever tooled. That was probably my whoriest moment. God, how I cherish that moment.

by Anonymousreply 94January 6, 2011 1:41 PM

?

by Anonymousreply 95January 6, 2011 1:48 PM

Not the whoriest I suppose but worth a mention since it's still fresh. Just randomly had a drug fueled threesome with my hetero friends about 5 hours ago. We were at a house party when my friends, whose apartment it was, announced they were going to leave to go have sex. After they left, it was just me and my two friends in the living room... suddenly one thing led to another. It was pretty fucking awesome.

by Anonymousreply 96January 15, 2011 6:31 PM

I guess this would be a whore moment. '%0D %0D I was at a club and I was dancing with this dude and we were dancing pretty close. He started grinding me pretty hard. It was pretty damn hot and I got caught up. My head was nestled pretty tightly in his neck and we were grinding harder and harder - we were practically fucking on the dance floor until he whispered in my ear that he wasn gonna cum -and he came in his jeans. I was gettin' real close, but didn't cum. %0D %0D That was my only whore moment in my life.

by Anonymousreply 97January 15, 2011 6:40 PM

Reading some of these I am not sure if you guys are whores or fun...

by Anonymousreply 98January 15, 2011 6:44 PM

I'm a fun whore, darlin'.

by Anonymousreply 99January 15, 2011 6:49 PM

How entitled do you have to be to come to a gay site, open a gay sex thread and either post your own lame, straight story (no one cares), or post your disapproval (ditto).

No one on DL has ever or will ever give a fuck what straight people think. It amuses me that straight people think we do.

by Anonymousreply 100January 15, 2011 10:11 PM

Last night I went out for drinks with friends and ended up at this director's house for an after party. The guy's house is in Malibu. I've never been there before, so once we arrive the host tells us to go on a tour of the place. So I go with this guy and we start walking around and end up in this really sick home theater. It was amazing. So we sit down and start talking, then making out, then messing around. He starts fingering me, one finger, two fingers, three fingers and I start moaning really loudly and biting his neck. So I tell him to fuck me, so we start fucking and the director walks in and asks us if we're having fun.

Anyway afterward, we go back to the party and everyone knows what we were doing. We do some coke and I pass out and wake up to getting fucked by some guy that I didn't know, in a place that I didn't know. I was courteous and let him finish.

Later I found out the place was on Kings Road. So I have no idea how I got from Malibu to West Hollywood or anything about the guy other than his name was Ben.

by Anonymousreply 101February 7, 2011 12:45 AM

I fucked my prom date on prom night. We even got a sleazy motel and everything.

by Anonymousreply 102February 7, 2011 5:14 AM

No lesbian posts?

by Anonymousreply 103February 7, 2011 5:51 AM

How come gay guys are never willing to admit that sex clubs can be among the most depressing, alienating, and flat-out boring places on the planet? And that Adult Bookstores are often the only sexual outlet for men whom the gay community considers: too old, too fat, too emaciated, too balding, too sick-looking, and too "ethnic?" (The wrong kind of ethnic: the gay community is interested only in a certain kind of "hot" Latino, "big-dicked black studs," and not-too-girly Asian guys.)

Most gay men are sexual fascists.

You can be honest about all the sex you had. Why can't you be honest about your prejudices?

by Anonymousreply 104February 7, 2011 6:41 AM

Ditto.

by Anonymousreply 105February 7, 2011 1:27 PM

I feel so virginal compared to you guys. Not that I'm judging!

by Anonymousreply 106February 7, 2011 1:39 PM

R104: I'm so sorry that you haven't had sex with another person since 1973.

by Anonymousreply 107February 7, 2011 2:04 PM

At least 104's 38 year celibacy hasn't exploited or oppressed anyone like all you whorish sexual fascists!

by Anonymousreply 108February 8, 2011 1:43 AM

I was the best man at my friends wedding. The Bride was a very close friend and because of that her fiance asked me to be the best man. I didn't know him well. After the wedding the reception followed and we had a lot to drink. The next thing I knew the Groom and I were naked and fucking in their motel room. The Bride walked in, screamed and ran out. At that moment I knew I was a whore.

True story.

by Anonymousreply 109February 8, 2011 2:09 AM

People who hate women are also people who hate homosexuals.

Queers who degrade and demean women are self-loathing homosexuals.

If you hate women, you hate yourself.

Stop the DL violence against women.

Stop using the c-word on DL.

by Anonymousreply 110March 13, 2011 5:48 AM

r101 is the reason I don't drink tap water in West Hollywood.

by Anonymousreply 111March 13, 2011 7:49 AM

[quote]We do some coke and I pass out and wake up to getting fucked by some guy that I didn't know, in a place that I didn't know. I was courteous and let him finish.

Good for you, your mama raised you right.

by Anonymousreply 112March 17, 2011 3:25 AM

Kissing my college roommate when we were both drunk. She never spoke about it.

by Anonymousreply 113March 17, 2011 3:28 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 114March 19, 2011 4:22 AM

Getting fucked in a seminary bell tower as ten o'clock p.m. bells rang my eardrums deaf. Neither of us was a seminarian, I should add.

by Anonymousreply 115March 19, 2011 5:48 AM

Um, when I got cash for sex.

by Anonymousreply 116March 19, 2011 5:49 AM

This thread deserves a bump.

by Anonymousreply 117April 26, 2011 7:31 AM

[R69] has got to be the winner here.

by Anonymousreply 118April 26, 2011 7:47 AM

OMG, LAPD is re-opening the Natalie Wood case!!!

by Anonymousreply 119November 18, 2011 12:42 AM

[quote]I was good freinds with his wife as well

Well, you like to keep up the illusion.

by Anonymousreply 120November 18, 2011 12:50 AM

I love r109...I'm guessing they didn't stay married?

by Anonymousreply 121November 18, 2011 1:00 AM

My boyfriend went home from the bar at a reasonable time, and I decided to go to a house party in Brooklyn to meet one of my best (female) friends there. Some guy (supposedly straight) said he had a connection for coke, and we set out to find some. The three of us spent an hour hanging out at my friend's house getting coked up and listening to music, when all of a sudden the two of them (my straight, female friend & this new, hot, "straight" man) are doing lines off of my naked body. The next thing I knew, I was sucking him off while he was snorting coke off her breasts. She and I have only ever had a platonic relationship. But I was excited by the whole situation. He started eating her out, but wasn't doing a very good job at it. So, even though I'm gay, I have some experience with women and I pushed him aside and evidently did a fantastic job at eating her out because she went absolutely wild. Dude eventually left, and I stayed another hour fingering and eating out my friend. I got home at 10 in the morning, feeling strung out, whoreish and absolutely gross. We're still pretty good friends, but we've never even acknowledged the night ever happened.

by Anonymousreply 122November 18, 2011 1:44 AM

R23 - you are totally talking about a bar called Happy Endings

by Anonymousreply 123November 18, 2011 1:51 AM

The night I was with your mother

by Anonymousreply 124November 18, 2011 1:58 AM

1. Fucking a deaf mute in a deserted mall.

2. Walking naked out of a cubical at a sex club holding my clothes as I was covered in a 1/4 inch layer of jelly from a partner whose precum flowed in an endless stream. "I thought I might have a problem, but my doctor said I'm just special". Indeed. Even the whores looked at me with contempt.

by Anonymousreply 125November 18, 2011 2:11 AM

What ever happened to holding hands?

by Anonymousreply 126November 18, 2011 2:56 AM

Wait, wtf is an alpha-cootie?

by Anonymousreply 127November 18, 2011 2:58 AM

Story, r124?

by Anonymousreply 128November 18, 2011 2:59 AM

Oh, I'm on this thread already!

by Anonymousreply 129November 18, 2011 3:03 AM

There was that nude bar in Amsterdam on "Circle-Jerk Night".

No, not "clothing optional" but "clothing forbidden". One undressed in a foyer with lockers before entering the bar. Lots of fun!

by Anonymousreply 130November 18, 2011 3:08 AM

R103, The following is my secret whoredom:

I went on a trip for two weeks. The first day, a cute girl at a coffee shop took me home. Then a college girl at a club took me home. The next day, I met a Texan girl at the club and went home with her, her mother and little sister were in the kitchen as I departed. I got taken home by a straight hipster girl at a house party, and then visited a college campus and let a straight Mexican girl make me her experiment. Girl #1 sets me up to break her punk girl friend's sexual dry spell, I obliged. I then met my friend from back home for drinks, then assholishly ran off and fucked her guest in the bathroom, went home with her, and snuck out the window in the morning.

After that, I went back and fucked a couple of them again.

by Anonymousreply 131November 18, 2011 3:51 AM

Whoever bumped this 6 month old thread had the whoriest moment.

by Anonymousreply 132November 18, 2011 3:59 AM

My whoriest moments are still yet to be. I can't wait! They're going to be good!

by Anonymousreply 133November 18, 2011 4:12 AM

LoL, r132, I couldn't find an appropriate thread to write the Natalie Woods news in so I just randomly picked this one!

Oopsies!

by Anonymousreply 134November 19, 2011 2:17 AM

How do you guys go from making eye contact with someone to having sex minutes later? I get too nervous and walk away.

by Anonymousreply 135November 19, 2011 2:49 AM

Y'all bitches is nasty.

by Anonymousreply 136November 19, 2011 3:16 AM

[136] jealous? ;)

by Anonymousreply 137November 19, 2011 3:27 AM

For you, R136 (and the rest of you whores on this thread):

Offsite Link
by Anonymousreply 138November 19, 2011 3:41 AM

I was in a daisy chain with my dad, uncle, and next-door neighbor.

by Anonymousreply 139November 19, 2011 3:49 AM

R135, if you can't be hot, be shameless.

by Anonymousreply 140November 19, 2011 4:37 AM

One night my pledge brothers and I got really drunk and I sucked all of them off ( well all but one....he was a goody two shoes)

by Anonymousreply 141November 19, 2011 5:13 AM

Anyone been a huge slut lately?

by Anonymousreply 142December 14, 2011 11:34 PM

On a very rough crossing of the English Channel one Sunday afternoon, I hooked up in the men's toilet with a married man who slipped away from wife and kids to suck my cock.

I can't claim the Mile High Club, but the English Channel is not nothing.

by Anonymousreply 143December 15, 2011 2:46 AM

any ho's?

by Anonymousreply 144January 5, 2012 2:07 AM

I was a Resident Assistant in my college dorm my sophomore and junior years. This was supposed to be the "rule abiding" person in the dorm that kept others in line. Not I. I was constantly drinking with the others who lived in the same building as I, and even the same floor as I. There was this one guy though, a freshman baseball player at the college. He would always come to my room looking for a drink and I was more than happy to oblige. It started out as just being drinking buds, but soon turned into exchanging blow jobs. This went on for about 2 months until the week of my birthday. The two of us were drinking one night, and he wanted to 'celebrate' my birthday. We both fucked each other and had a 'blast.' This lasted until the end of the school year. The next year we lived in different dorms and made it harder to visit. This may not sound like a 'whore' story, until a couple of his teammates found out and wanted a go at it. It was fun, and all involved were safe.

by Anonymousreply 145January 5, 2012 3:03 AM

My whoriest moment is one I've shared here before, but it is a cautionary tale.

Was out with a group of people from work. Went to a couple of events, had dinner, drinks and then ended up at Hunters. Palm Springs. I remember most of the evening, and next thing I knew I was safe in my bed. How did I get there? I had a vague recollection of being butt fucked, but that was curious as I am a top and my ass didn't hurt.

I called a colleague and said I can't come in right now, because I've been ass raped and he stole my car. A neighbor drove me back to Hunters. We found my car behind the Rainbow Cactus. Doors unlocked, keys on the backseat.

This became one of my "funny stories". Ha ha, I must have put on a sex show in the parking lot. Ha ha.

This summer, someone finally told me that yes, indeed I was putting on a sex show in the back seat of my car. Feets a pointin to Jesus. Apparently Hunters cleared out to watch my performance.

I hope at least the lighting was good.

by Anonymousreply 146January 5, 2012 3:27 AM

Last night (well, more like 4 am this morning) I did a pump 'n dump with 4 different guys. I knew two of them, didn't know the other two who were just two random guys that were hanging out with one of the guys I know. And for some reason I have bruises all over my legs. Ugh.

by Anonymousreply 147January 29, 2012 1:52 PM

DL whores, any more stories to share?

by Anonymousreply 148April 21, 2012 8:54 PM

Blowing 14 guys at a party in college.

I've had some escapades but that one is my total whore moment, hands down.

by Anonymousreply 149April 21, 2012 8:59 PM

R46 is why I am not a whore.

by Anonymousreply 150April 21, 2012 9:09 PM

[quote]Queers who degrade and demean women are self-loathing homosexuals.

Nice try but so untrue. Most dykes I've met hate men, str8 or gay. I said most not all. The few that I've talked to were quite boring.

Want proof go to your local lesbian bar. Good luck getting a drink and be wary of making conversation, better yet stay away and avoid the headaches.

by Anonymousreply 151April 21, 2012 9:48 PM

When I lowered myself by "audtioning" to be the fiancee and then wife of a Hollywood megastar.

by Anonymousreply 152April 21, 2012 9:51 PM

Don't be so judgy r150

by Anonymousreply 153April 21, 2012 10:03 PM

I'm the whore at R149 but honestly, my friend takes the whore cake.

He and I were invited to a double wedding of two guys who were a few years ahead of us in college. We went to the bachelor party the night before…and my friend ended up blowing both of them.

And then did it again the morning of the wedding! He had some serious balls, for sure.

The funniest thing is that about a month later Muriel's Wedding opened and there's a very similar scene in there…and my friend covered his face in the theater while I'm whispering, "whore! whore!"

by Anonymousreply 154April 21, 2012 10:30 PM

Decades ago when I had my youth and there was a more relaxed society (hitchhiking was popular), I would get in the car with strangers. There were two gay bars about a half mile from each other and the drunk queers, which included myself, would walk from one to the other. This became known by the guys who didn't frequent bars but frequented bathhouses, parks and adult bookstores, so they would park on this street and often you wouldn't make it from one bar to another without getting in several cars for a quickie.

I jumped in one guys car once and he drove me to his mobile home about 10 miles from the city. (The bars were at the edge of the city). As I was blowing him and finger banging him, he asked me if I had ever killed a man. I paused and hesitantly said, "No." He replied, "Well, I have."

I never got in a car with a stranger again.

by Anonymousreply 155April 21, 2012 10:37 PM

Lol @ r155

by Anonymousreply 156April 21, 2012 10:40 PM

I once let a man Kist me on the first date.

by Anonymousreply 158April 21, 2012 11:24 PM

R157, in my case it was decades ago, before HIV.

Oh and BTW, don't drive your car, it can end your life if you hit something.

by Anonymousreply 159April 21, 2012 11:26 PM

R157 eats feces from homeless people and punches old ladies in the face.

by Anonymousreply 160April 22, 2012 2:14 AM

F&F for r157. Nobody is bragging, you dumb bitch.

by Anonymousreply 161April 22, 2012 2:17 AM

[quote]I called a colleague and said I can't come in right now, because I've been ass raped and he stole my car.

BWAAAAA-HAHA! I'm trying to imagine different scenarios and different jobs where someone would call a colleague and say this.

by Anonymousreply 162April 22, 2012 10:05 AM

R161 Speak for yourself, gurl.

I'm bragging!

by Anonymousreply 163April 22, 2012 4:19 PM

With good reason, judging by your posts. Bravo, r163!

by Anonymousreply 164April 22, 2012 4:39 PM

I'm not a whore, but I did have sex (once) at the local Dairy Queen.

by Anonymousreply 165April 22, 2012 5:06 PM

[quote]I'm not a whore, but I did have sex (once) at the local Dairy Queen.

That's not whorey, just trashy

by Anonymousreply 166April 22, 2012 5:13 PM

Christ, I've been trying all afternoon to arrange a hook-up on Manhunt or Craigslist and haven't pulled it off yet... maybe this thread will give me the inspiration to keep trying?

by Anonymousreply 167April 22, 2012 9:46 PM

Did you have any luck r167? I've been so bored the last couple of days I actually clicked on this thread to see if you got laid. My life sucks lately.

by Anonymousreply 168April 24, 2012 9:40 PM

i feel whoriest when meeting guys i met in Craigslist in sleazy cheap motels haha.

btw can anybody reccommend cheap motels in manhattan ? Google is not helping :(

Can anybody please start thread about this ? lol

by Anonymousreply 169April 28, 2012 1:54 AM

R169, technically it is inappropriate for mentally retarded people to be considered "whory."

So you'll need to find another term when defining yourself.

by Anonymousreply 170April 28, 2012 4:43 AM

r167 is still trying.

by Anonymousreply 171October 25, 2012 10:06 PM

I crused a guy in the reference room at the library and before I knew it he had his dick out underneath the table so that only I could see it. I walked out and he followed me (dick back in his pants for the moment). I went up a circular staircase to a series of bookshelves rarely visited and he followed me back there. When we met he whipped out his dick and masturbated catching his spooge in a Kleenex while I played with/squeezed/gripped his ass. I'm not sure if it qualifies as a whore moment but it's certainly the weirdest (at least the locality) sexually.

by Anonymousreply 172October 26, 2012 6:54 AM

Over the years, I've seen quite a few library hook-up stories. I've never even seen a hot guy in a library.

by Anonymousreply 173October 26, 2012 2:39 PM

What was he like, R172? Good-looking? Hung?

by Anonymousreply 174October 26, 2012 2:45 PM

Cruising a local gay motel in OKC after last call and had a guy staying there hit me up wanting to fool around. I was wasted and asked to go back to his room but he said that he was staying w/two lesbians and we couldn't hook up there, I said he could just fuck me on the floor of the room, but he said no. We instead sat on the stairs outside one of the clubs and he proceeded to give me head. A security camera caught us in the act and the motel security came and busted us, they let the guy go back to his room b/c he was a guest but not me. They called the cops and handcuffed me, but eventually let me go and told me to stay off the premises for 90 days. The sad part was that I was so wasted it didn't even register in my mind that I was about to be arrested and possibly made a sex offender for life for exposing myself in public.

by Anonymousreply 175October 26, 2012 3:52 PM

You are ALL whores, darlin.

by Anonymousreply 176October 26, 2012 4:02 PM

I'm not a whore. I haven't had physical contact with anyone since 2009, despite being considered relatively handsome and well hung. I also suffer from Asperger's so I have a range of intimacy issues.

by Anonymousreply 177October 26, 2012 4:13 PM

You can do something about your problem, r177.

by Anonymousreply 178October 26, 2012 4:15 PM

find another thread, then, r177.

[quote]my friend covered his face in the theater while I'm whispering, "whore! whore!"

You're terrible, Muriel.

by Anonymousreply 179October 26, 2012 8:16 PM

I dicked my brother when we were in college.

by Anonymousreply 180October 26, 2012 8:19 PM

The Sweetheart of Sigma Chi?

by Anonymousreply 181October 26, 2012 8:30 PM

I didn't mean my frat brother.

by Anonymousreply 182October 26, 2012 8:33 PM

Sucking off several guy and ladyboy cocks while getting ass raped at the same time for 24 hours...

by Anonymousreply 183October 28, 2012 4:11 AM

At 8 years old when I let my then 10 year old brother suck my dick for $5. Then went to the local bowling alley to play video games with my wages. A whore at 8 years old. I have always wondered who was molesting my brother and how he always had cash and how a 10 year old knew what sucking cock was. Years later my father admitted that his brother had made him suck him off hmmm.

by Anonymousreply 184October 30, 2012 5:23 AM

Screwing a hot spaz on the floor of a deserted shopping mall.

More delicately: sitting at a bar with the dreamiest milk-fed butter-skinned big boned blond you can ever imagine whom I was hoping to get a leg over with. Before his fiancee came back from the powder room he said to me: "Don't tell her that John is my boyfriend. She thinks he's my father."

I felt somewhat cheap, but a stiff dick knows no conscience.

by Anonymousreply 185October 30, 2012 6:24 AM

The other night I had sex with my dad's best friend who begged me not to say anything. I always got a vibe from him and it was true.

by Anonymousreply 186November 2, 2012 6:47 PM

I've posted this before.

In the late 80s, I had sex in the upper section (business class) of a 747 flying from JFK to Rome, Italy. When I boarded the plane, I sat alone in that section until a group of Franciscan Brothers from Pittsburgh, PA joined me. After we took off, the flight attendant set up an open bar, so we could help ourselves. We all got plastered. I ended up having sex with at least 5 of them in the bathrooms at the bottom of the stairway and in our seats

I saw one of the priests again while I was in Rome, and he joined me at my hotel. A few months after I returned to the US, I got a drunken phone call from the same priest.

by Anonymousreply 187November 2, 2012 7:46 PM

On prom night, I sucked off at least 4 guys none of which were my boyfriend who was passed out next to me.

by Anonymousreply 188November 19, 2012 8:14 AM

I had been friends with a couple for some time when one of the pair suggested we get together on the down low. He was pretty and I could see he had a big dick. Every few months we would get together and make heat, he was hot hot hot. What a friend I was.

by Anonymousreply 189November 19, 2012 8:35 AM

@ R 2 this is why straight women and straight people get AIDS and HIV. If you are gay there is no way you would fuck someone of the opposite sex. He must have had bi leanings.

@ R 7 with family like you who needs enemies.

@ R 109 Bullshit. The groom must have been the biggest loser on the planet if he could not have found his own best man.

@ R122 LMFAO you think you were better than a straight man with a woman. She was probably off her head on coke.

by Anonymousreply 190November 19, 2012 1:29 PM

A friend of mine sent me this before I headed to New Orleans for the first time. Needless to say, I did not repeat his experience.

Here's what I remember. I can't even believe I was this slutty either but it all really happened :) Thanks for the reason for me to reminisce!

First night (planning conference): gay planner's reception. Met a bunch of gay planners and ended up going to hotel room with one muscled daddy planner, blew him, came back down and bumped into another I had been flirting with, took him to my gay b&b and blew him. After being seen walking out 2nd guy through the b&b yard, one of b&b owners hints that he heard "fun sounds" and I ended up blowing him. Good first day LOL.

Second day: Went to the Phoenix bar after conference. Upstairs....there's no restrictions of what goes on there. I got on my knees for some hot daddy in a corner found a line waiting for me after he shot. 4 more cocks later, I left since it was getting late.

Third day: Planner's night out at Rawhide. Truly innocently went to the bathroom and, while at the trough, this white guy with one of the biggest cocks I've ever seen starts stroking...so I do too. Bouncer/security guy walks in, puts arms over our shoulders and says, "guys, it would be best if you used the handicapped bathroom"...and points over to it (it makes sense if you're there). We go over there, where there are already about 10 guys hanging out in a fairly large restroom that can hold say 20 comfortably. I blow the huge dicked guy to an audience including the bouncer, for which I actually get applause when he cums on my face LOL. Very quickly after that I get the bouncer's load and a few of the other guy's loads on my face, I'm not even sure how many now. I clean up and leave with a big smile :) Not done yet....

I'm walking home, down Bourbon Street, to the far east end. It's a quieter block just before I turn onto my street where the b&b is. I turn the corner and almost walk into this guy wearing a cowboy hat. A little odd for NOLA but man he was hot though only 25 or so. We looked at each other, kept walking, I turned around, he stopped, smiled, I stopped, he asked where I was going, I said my b&b, he said Rawhide, I said I was just there, he asked if I wanted company. I said sure...so he came back with me and fucked me hard and silly. Not done yet...

Cowboy left after a few hours and I walked him out through the back yard area where there was a hot tub. It was about 3-330 am. The other half of the b&b's owner couple was in the tub along with another guest. They were both like "wow, he's a hot one, hope you had fun" and I said I did, they said I should come join them, so I did, and then the b&b owner said he'd heard good things about me from his partner. Next thing I know, he stands up showing his hard cock and I end up sucking him and the other guest off (who told me later that they had commiserated about needing to find a cocksucker).

Fourth day: I told myself I was going to take a break. Didn't happen. First guy from planner reception wants repeat; suck him off in his conference hotel room during lunch break. Later, a handsome 40-ish planner couple from Colorado who had jerked off near me in the Rawhide bathroom invited me out to dinner and ended up doing them both afterward, getting fucked by one of them.

Fifth day: flying out mid afternoon. Packing up at b&b with door open when a tall black guy, who's just checked in the night before as a new guest, says hi and hints that the owner "recommended" me. He was uncut and also huge...and shot this load all over my face and stung my eyes silly. They were still a bit red when I got to security at the airport.

Needless to say I have always had an...ahem...soft spot for New Orleans since then :)

by Anonymousreply 191November 19, 2012 2:26 PM

R191 would say you're a whore, darlin'. Just doesn't seem adequate or laudatory enough.

by Anonymousreply 192November 19, 2012 2:49 PM

@ R 191 word got around that you were easy and that you were the one to give the nod too when they wanted to get blown.

by Anonymousreply 193November 19, 2012 4:33 PM

yeah, I got exhausted reading it, too

by Anonymousreply 194November 19, 2012 5:10 PM

Well I'm only 21 so I'm sure something crazier is bound to happen but I feel like a total trash bag about it. I'm not out so when I finally turned 21 I was dying to go to a gay bar but no one to go with. One day after class I decided to get the balls to stop by the local gay bar and when I walked in I locked eyes with the bartender. I never had anything like that happen to me that when you first make eye contact with someone you know you will be fucking them. So I did, when he got off we ended up hanging out in the back office in the bar and well you know. So fast forward a couple of months after being a regular I stop by one night and meet this guys husband. I felt a little ashamed. but Anyway, i drove them home that night cause they were both drunk. And I was going to spend the night cause I lived about 35-40 minutes away. I literally had NO expectations. But as soon as we got into their place bartenders husband was the first to start pulling my pants down and swallowing my dick. And bartender guy was right behind him. I ate both of their asses and it was my first time eating ass in general then one was blowing me while the other one ate my ass. I then proceeded to try to fuck bartender but apparently their only rule is "no fucking", after blowing our loads I asked if I could shower since I was covered in my own cum and some of theirs. Well they followed me into the shower and that turned into some more shameful activity. I blew two more times each into both their mouths. Keep in mind this was seriously like a 2 hour shower. Then we all went to bed together. Bartenders husband woke up early for work and left and I, like a total slut bag, called out of work cause I knew I was going to have bartender by myself. So after I called out of work bartender starts sucking me off and I asked to fuck him and he told me no. That it wasn't allowed. But after grinding my dick head on his asshole for about five minutes he let me in. I took that whole ass and emptied deep into it. We then fell asleep again and then showered together when we woke up and fucked in the shower. I went back to the bar about a month later and his husband was there again, he greeted me with a hug but I feel terrible for fucking his husband. Oh well. Bartender likes to hit me up now when his man is working late. And I dont pay for drinks anymore. ;) ps my next conquest is the other bartender at that bar. Lol.

by Anonymousreply 195November 22, 2012 9:10 PM

At a sex club in L.A., I was high on meth and I had two huge black guys in my mouth and ass, with onlookers peering down at me over the walls of the booth.

That same evening a dwarf sucked my dick in a larger dark room in the back.

Good times.

by Anonymousreply 196November 22, 2012 10:29 PM

You would't believe what I did to earn the $18 I used for my annual DL membership.

by Anonymousreply 197November 22, 2012 10:36 PM

Late night bus from DC into Virginia, I was in the Navy, going back to Norfolk after a weekend in DC. Late boarding, most seats filled, I had a bottle with me and a big drink. Last row I was welcomed by a skinny army guy into that seat. We drank my booze, , not sure how we got there but pretty soon I was sucking him off. I sucked him off 4 times before he got off the bus.

by Anonymousreply 198November 22, 2012 10:46 PM

My story: when I was a grad student at Illinois State in '96 I picked up a guy who was a phone repairman at the adult book store and we went looking for some place to fuck around - we settled on an abandoned school on the edge of town (I can't remember how that came about), went inside, threw down and fucked. I remember the sex was pretty good - and bare, which I agonized about for some time - but the best part was when we were done and getting our clothes together, we realized we'd been rolling around in a bed of broken glass from all the smashed windows. Both of us were covered with these shallow cuts that were just slightly bleeding but which looked ridiculous - like a cat had mauled both of us. We were mortified and didn't say anything to each other all the way back to campus. I told my roommate that I had ridden my bike through a thorn bush.

by Anonymousreply 199November 22, 2012 10:59 PM

It's a tie between r187 and r191. Congratulations, boys!

by Anonymousreply 200November 22, 2012 11:17 PM

If even a fraction of any of these are even partially true, then I am much more chaste than I ever thought. Thank you.

by Anonymousreply 201November 22, 2012 11:59 PM

I like that thorn bush ending R199.

by Anonymousreply 202November 23, 2012 12:22 AM

This may not count compared to other responses but I've been asking my fuckbuddy for sex a lot lately. Finally he admitted that he's been sick lately with a chronic condition that is acting up. (I know he has some sort of stomach thing so I kinda believe him).

Anyway, we're both into leather and S&M etc. and he is definitely the dom. I keep secretly hoping that next time we hook up he will punish me for being his a needy little slut and a dirty whore.

by Anonymousreply 203November 23, 2012 12:24 AM

I was at the Kimball Museum in Fort Worth with a my old roommate and his wife along with a few other friends. I spotted some in the museum eying me, and made sure he knew I was aware. He left is group heading to the men's room. I soon followed , he was at a urinal with erect dick in hand. He motioned me into a stall to feed me his big dick. Sucked and swallowed and returned to my group.

by Anonymousreply 204November 24, 2012 12:10 PM

Pretty much every time I've gone home with a couple for a threesome has become my newest whoriest moment. There's nothing I won't try with two men, if they're a couple.

by Anonymousreply 205November 24, 2012 1:32 PM

I was trying to settle with a guy that had hit my car. When I got the estimates he came buy to pay me and apparently had me sized up as a cocksucker because he brazenly suggesting trading his dick for the money. He was a very pretty black man that lived up the street with his girlfriend. I wanted his dick badly but acted insulted and said no. He paid me and gave me his dick talking dirty to me on my knees sucking him off.

by Anonymousreply 206November 24, 2012 3:53 PM

R146, WTF is Hunters? We don't all live in your head.

by Anonymousreply 207November 26, 2012 7:21 PM

How quaint.

by Anonymousreply 208November 26, 2012 7:33 PM

For me it was my revenge period after finding out my now ex-partner had cheated on me for the second time. I was particularly pissed because I had passed up several opportunities over the years because we promised to be monogamous, even after I caught him the first time. Anyway, I made up for lost time. I went on a full year tear, all the while going along with my ex's request that we try to work on repairing the damage he had done. Looking back, though, there was no way. The trust was completely gone then. Anyway, I'd have one guy at a time over to our house and he'd fucked me on our bed. Then I'd have another, then another. Sometimes 3-4 guys in a day. I did this about 2-3 times per week, always during the day when the ex was at work. I was at least always safe. But man did I get some hot dick that year, a few of them regulars. Three of my favorites were married blue collar workers; one in construction, one a fireman, one a Pepsi delivery guy. All had goatees and hot bodies. All three said they wouldn't kiss so I'd sit on their cocks and ride until they moaned and shot. As a good power bottom, I loved that it was me controlling the thrusts and making them cum when I wanted them to. But I eventually got them all to kiss. The first was the fireman. Bald but GREAT body, nice mustache and hairy chest, big, thick cock. But LOL, he turned out to be a lousy kisser. The best was the construction worker, who was very good looking and had a huge cock. He was the only one I'd let flip me and fuck me missionary. I wouldn't let any of them do me doggie style and told all of them if they were going to fuck me, they were going to face me. Such pussies, they all said yes. Anyway, the construction worker was fucking me and we locked eyes, very sensual, and he slowly lowered his mouth and gently started kissing me and just when we started to share tongues he lost control and shot and man, did he ever moan like a motherfucker. We kissed after that. The last holdout was the Pepsi guy. I was moving and this was going to be our last time. I told him I'd only blow him because I was sick of fucking without kissing. He almost kissed me a few times before but would weird out. We kind of got in a verbal fight about it, so I told him he'd better leave, then started to lead him out. At the top of the stairs, he grabbed me from behind, turned me around and started passionately kissing me and said please let's make this last time count. He was probably the worst lover of the three, average dick but hot body, but once we kissed damn the sex was hot--we did it three times. He admitted to me afterward that it scared him to think of kissing a guy and liking it. I just said if you'll put your dick in my ass, putting your tongue in my mouth is child's play. Too bad that was our last time! Anyway, after slutting it up for a whole year, my ex thought he was going to follow me when I moved to a new city for my new job. Three weeks before I was to move, he started a petty fight, so I dropped the bomb on him that not only was he not coming with me but we were finished. I also told him I had cheated on him a whole bunch of times in the past year and he never knew, whereas I always caught him (leaving an opened condom wrapper in the bathroom wastebasket? really?). I'll never forget his response and my reply. "But only only strayed those two times and you just said you did it a bunch." "Yes, and like the stupid fuck you are I caught you both times. Meanwhile, I did it God knows how many times and you never knew. You really are an idiot." Then he cried. Hahahahaha! Even dumber, he fucked me about four times during that three weeks--I do have a rocking ass so that's probably why--then we'd fight afterward. Ugh it was an exhausting three weeks! I'll never forget my slut period. Revenge never felt so good or cost me so many loads. Truth be told a lot of the sex was awful but there were many good dicks. I had about 10 good regulars. I was a shameless whore.

by Anonymousreply 209November 26, 2012 9:29 PM

You should slut around with some paragraphs.

by Anonymousreply 210November 26, 2012 9:36 PM

@ [210], I bet that's all you slut around with.

by Anonymousreply 211November 26, 2012 9:51 PM

Wow [209] I should have gotten my revenge on my ex like you. Instead I let the fat bald guy next door fuck me twice. Decent dick but his fat kept getting in the way. It was awful. Your revenge sounds like a lot more fun.

by Anonymousreply 212November 26, 2012 9:57 PM

R212, why oh why are you talking to yourself?

by Anonymousreply 213November 26, 2012 10:06 PM

one time when I my daddy spanked me in fornt of his poker-playing buddies, just to humiliate me, and I Came, on his lap in front of everyone !

by Anonymousreply 214November 26, 2012 10:19 PM

Why is it that crazy people never have the ability to form paragraphs? Is it the meth?

by Anonymousreply 215November 26, 2012 11:21 PM

...when I stopped by the ABS gay theater and sucked seven quality cocks after work one Friday. I was covered in so much cum that I went home and threw my suit in the garbage. Then, later that night about 2:00 a.m., I went to the local cruisy sex club where all the fratty college guys went after the bars closed and stud waiters went after getting off work and spent several hours on my knees in the dark room and shadowy courtyard doing poppers and sucking one hard cock after another. I felt so ashamed...but in a good way. :)

by Anonymousreply 216November 26, 2012 11:24 PM

you win for the day 209

by Anonymousreply 217November 27, 2012 3:37 AM

When I paid $18 to join Datalounge.

by Anonymousreply 218November 27, 2012 3:47 AM

I went 2 a nude beach (im a straight girl so is my friend that is split up & has 1 child)with my friend her son & his friend. It was all of theirs 1st time the kids were sleeping, we were by a fire she gets up undresses & starts dancing by the fire me not wanting 2 b leftout quick got undressed & started dancing around the fire then she ran 2 the beach (nobody was there)i followed then she turned around & tackled me we started doing it on the beach I feel like I wanna b gay now then we went to bed & everu other,weekend we did the same weekend I dont regret it

by Anonymousreply 219November 27, 2012 10:25 PM

I was super drunk and coked out at some club called Dean Johnson's pubic hair club for men. I must've had 100 beers. My bf went home an I stayed, went in the back room an some hot thug pulled me down on his huge dick. He was pounding it in my throat and I suddenly heard someone say. Oh my god did he throw up? I finally realized it was me. It was just sort of warm beer but there was a lot of it. I snuck out of there and hailed a taxi from between cars so he wouldn't see how I was drenched. I got home and my bf was on the couch watching TV. I just said God I feel gross and sweaty and hot right in the shower.

by Anonymousreply 220November 27, 2012 11:12 PM

I love r187's tale about the Franciscans.

by Anonymousreply 221November 30, 2012 1:41 AM

I used to get with a red haired guy with a big dick. He always lived with a woman and had kids. I did like to get his dick sucked though. Would stop and give me a work out. He was very verbal,directing my on how to suck his dick. I was the cocksucker. Our sessions lasted for about an hour and when he blew he blew a wad, went silent, not another word, dressed and left. He was very flirty and talkative when he was trying to get his dick sucked.

One evening he knocked on my door, had a girl in the car, they were going to a motel to fuck and wanted me to come to the motel. She wanted to watch two guys get it on. I said no, he gave me the room number in case I changed my mind. I changed my mind, had been with a few couples and have been married so not afraid of women. He and I did everything, he had only sucked me a few minutes a time or two but had fucked me a few times. We put on a show, he was really into it and eventually we both went after her taking turns fucking her. I would eat his ass while he fucker her and he would fuck me while I fucked her. I am disgusting

by Anonymousreply 222November 30, 2012 9:04 PM

Sounds delightful r222.

by Anonymousreply 223December 1, 2012 2:15 AM

I won't tell you how young I was but I lived in a small town. There was talk about my sexuality and I was the subject of some ridicule and bullying. After a high school football game I was walking home and a car pulled up. There were four guys in it that I did not recognize, they were from another town. The two so called town sluts were also in the car. The sluts told the guys I sucked cock. The girls wanted to go home and were dropped off. Two of the guys were talking about their stinking fingers claiming that had fingered some cunt. Their attention turned to me as they drove out to the lake. Two in the front seat me between them and 3 guys in the back, one home on leave and in uniform from the Navy. I sucked all of their dicks. It was just the beginning of my scandalous early years.

by Anonymousreply 224December 2, 2012 7:48 PM

I went to a part, dressed in my sluttiest best, black lace lingerie, grnet red silk blouse, blck leather mini skirt, dark nylons and black pumps with 4" heels. gotta admit, I love wearing women's clothes, brings out the real me. The first man I took care of was a hot black man, nice cock, huge load. Then they bent me over the back of a sofa, pulled up my skirt and pulled down my panties and took turns fucking my faggot pussy. I lost track of how many had me, but I was sore and bled for a while. Wouold I do it again? You better beileve I would.

by Anonymousreply 225January 6, 2013 10:47 PM

getting fucked (they flipped positions) by two brothers in a bath house

by Anonymousreply 226January 6, 2013 10:49 PM

I got caught having sex with the cleaning man at the Dhaka airport. I had to bribe the police with two packs of cigarettes to be let go. I think the cleaning man set me up.

by Anonymousreply 227January 6, 2013 11:02 PM

my scariest moment was when i was visiting van i went out to pub and what i thought was a verry pretty woman.after a few drinks she offer mea line to snort i thought was coke after a few more drinks and 4 off here friends joined us i was offered a few lines a little later and some flirting she told she probably had a bigger penis being well on my way to a pretty high i opened my big mouth if you have a penis or your friends do i would do you all we to here place she snuggled up to me grabbed my hand and put it on her penis after 5 or 6hrs of being being fairly degraded and humillated i had cum all over me scarry is i enjoyed it

by Anonymousreply 228February 9, 2013 3:06 AM

My whoriest moment. I was fucking an amazingly fat whore when my husband came home and caught us. I was really not mad because I wanted to fuck them both and I did. It was like the best fuck ever! I couldn't get it out of my mind.

by Anonymousreply 229March 1, 2013 2:29 AM

I was away for a month at another of our factories in another state training the Latino workers on the machines. I was in charge of 3 guys, 18-21 years old. The "Leader" of the guys (He bossed the other around) was a real p-hound, always talking to the Latinas as we tried to work. The bosses told me to keep him in line because I spoke Spanish. The guys soon figured I was gay. The next-to-last day all the bosses were absent. We loaded trucks and the p-hound started dry humping me in the truck. We went to the bathroom in the now deserted warehouse and I got on my knees on this filthy floor and sucked him off. Had a huge cock head. I wiped off the last pearl drop and swallowed it. So, I sucked off a hot Mexican and was paid for it. Never would I jeopardise my job again in that way, way too risky.

by Anonymousreply 230March 1, 2013 3:08 AM

R230, how/when were you paid for it? I missed that part

by Anonymousreply 231March 1, 2013 3:20 AM

It was on company time, and I am sure I would have been fired if caught in that bathroom on my knees.

by Anonymousreply 232March 1, 2013 3:23 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 233April 15, 2013 8:31 PM

When i fucked a married guy while his wife was taking a shower in the bathroom next to us and his five yr old son asleep next to us on the bed.

by Anonymousreply 234April 16, 2013 2:15 AM

One crazy afternoon I sucked at least 6 but maybe more cocks to completion in my mouth. I wasnt on drugs but I sniffed a ton of poppers. Every cock was good too. It was in the back room of a video store. My mouth felt filthy because I took all their loads, although I did spit it out. All I wanted was to be a cum dump. I wanted to be a whore and service every guy there. I had cum on my shirt, I took the shirt off and threw it away and wore my undershirt home under my coat. Soon as I got home there were several frantic messages for me, my sister was critically ill after suffering a brain aneurysm. I ran out the door immediately to head to the hospital. I forgot I was only wearing an undershirt. I had to keep that heavy winter coat on and zipped up for hours. For hours afterwards in the ICU waiting room my family was like "why don't you take that off, you look like you're hot" but I couldn't. My brother kept asking me where I was when they were calling and for that I did have an answer: "none of your business."

by Anonymousreply 235April 16, 2013 2:31 AM

Last weekend I was bored and had a bottle, and when I started getting hammered I called out a guy I used to have a thing with and he picked me up and we went to his place and I gave him a blowjob. Then when he dropped me off I called another guy I was seeing he picked me up and we drove to a parking lot and I blew him too. Then he dropped me off and I continued my party with my bottle and I called up a guy I've always had feelings for and sucked him off too when he came to get me. I was hammered the whole night and can't really rememeber all the details but it was fucking hot most likely wont be gettin that hammered again because I know it'll happene again and it's not the classiest thing to do.

by Anonymousreply 236May 26, 2013 10:10 PM

Btw in regards to the last post I indeed swallowed every last drop of cum from all three guys :$

by Anonymousreply 237May 26, 2013 10:12 PM

I honestly don't know what to say. This thread has left me speechless.

by Anonymousreply 238May 26, 2013 10:46 PM

I presented my hole to the entire ladyboy population of Phuket and screamed, "COME AND GET IT!!!" They did.

by Anonymousreply 239May 26, 2013 11:15 PM

I was in the Navy and had spent the weekend in the Washington D C area. Boarded a bus to get back to my Norfolk area base. I went to the back of the bus and had a bottle of vodka. A soldier got on and came back to the last seat, a bench seat. We had it to ourselves. He had a couple bottle of pop and could smell my vodka. We shard the booze and got drunk. I have no idea how but I found myself sucking his cock as he grabbed my head filling my mouth with cum. Three more times during the trip he just opened his fly and grabbed my head to feed me another load of cum. The last time he never got hard, I just sucked awhile and the cum came.

by Anonymousreply 240May 26, 2013 11:40 PM

I sucked off half of the boys in my PE class in 7th grade on the sports bus that we were assigned to clean. The coaches were outside about 100 feet away and could see. They popped boners and had to constantly adjust themselves.

I had to go to 7th period with dick breath and cum oozing out of my lips.

by Anonymousreply 241May 26, 2013 11:51 PM

The night I gave head to six different men at a nearby bookstore.

by Anonymousreply 242May 29, 2013 5:22 AM

Is sleeping with someone you just met in a bar an hour before considered a whore moment?

by Anonymousreply 243May 29, 2013 6:12 AM

I don't have sexual hangups so there's no need to categorize myself as a whore. Sex is a good thing not something that you should be ashamed of.

by Anonymousreply 244May 29, 2013 5:46 PM

sat. night I WAS THE SLUT! I got y Wife's little brother drunk, I seduced Him, sucked his Monster dick and He Pounded my hot wet asshole like a porn STAR. Until My wife walked in, He kept Fucking My brains out until he came DEEP inside My ASS. He and I talked Sunday. And gain I Sucked his BEAUTIFUL DICK, And He Buried that Monster WAY DOWN DEEP. He s THE BEST FUCK ( men or women ) I knew was possible. my Wife and I are Divorcing, and that SUPER STUD Brother is going to be My room mate. I love this Beautiful Man, and What that HUGE, FAT DICK of His has one to me. I am HOMOSEXUAL, And I LOVE SUCKING HUGE DICKS and the feel of a BIG DICK XPLDING deep in My ASS!! I CUM while I'm Blowing Him. BIG DICKS 4 Me or DEATH!

by Anonymousreply 245June 17, 2013 10:27 AM

There have only been three times that I’ve felt really whory. #1 – I was 19 and so were my best female friend and her husband, his dad was gay and I didn’t know how much he experimented with guys. I’ll save the details but I started blowing him when I’d stay over there for days at the time and she was working. It was my first sexual experience of any kind and I was delighted. He literally had a huge cock 10.75” and had no problem pulling out a measuring tape to prove it. he wanted to fuck me and I wouldn’t let him. After it was all over and he left her for one of the manliest women I’ve ever met, I felt whory as hell, not because of the oral, but because my only regret was that I never let him fuck me (as a side note I still compare cocks to his 12 years later I’ve only seen one that came close.)

#2 – 1st married guy from work, Average looking. Once again sparing the specifics of how it started I blew him one day after he pulled it out. We fucked five times before it was over, the last time he really pissed me off and I broke it off. I felt like a total whore before that last time, but once I was pissed the whory feeling went away. He no longer works with me. #3 – 2nd Married guy from work. He also plays in this mediocre cover band which I decided to go see one night. I stayed sober because it was a straight place in the south. He, as usual, was drunk at the end of the night and I told his band mate that I would drop him off on my way home. I made out with and blew him on a back road while he was drunk and experimental. The next Tuesday he said something to me about what happened looking embarrassed and uncomfortable. I looked at him like he was crazy and told him that he must have dreamed that shit and walked off in a huff. He apologized before the end of the week and still doesn’t know that it wasn’t a drunken dream.

by Anonymousreply 246June 17, 2013 1:32 PM

i divorced my ex husband two years ago and married another man. my ex husband and i have 3 kids together and were married 12 years. one day, a couple weeks ago when my husband was gone on business, my ex came to pick up the kids. i was in the shower so he opened the door and let me know that he was here to get the kids. i told him i would be out in a little bit. as he was shutting the door i asked him if he would wash my back. while doing so i started having memories of him. i pulled his dick out and began stroking him and then blowing him. he got undressed and got in the shower with me and fucked me hard. we cleaned up and got out of the shower. as we were drying off i started kissing him all the way to the bed. i threw him down and sat on his dick and rode him like i never had when we were married. we fucked for the next 2 hours. he came inside me everytime. now i think im pregnant with his baby again. this weekend he is coming over again and i plan on getting him, my husband and myself drunk as hell and fucking the hell out of both of them.

by Anonymousreply 247June 19, 2013 1:15 AM

Report back, hot stuff

by Anonymousreply 248June 19, 2013 1:23 AM

I hooked up with a guy from a phone sex line. We were both craving dark room anonymous sex. We set it up - he gave me his address, unlocked his apartment door, and layed naked in his bed waiting for me. I got to his apartment, he buzzed me up. I entered his apartment, stripped and felt my way along his hallway until I got to his bedroom. It was pitch black. I found my way to his bed and he was on his hands and knees - his hairy ass waiting for my tongue. I got on the bed and dove my face into his ass while he did a deep hoot of poppers. He handed the poppers to me while I was eating his ass, and I took a whiff. We ended up all over each other - tongues down throats, sucking each other's cocks, rimming each other's asses, chewing on nipples. That first time, I came while sucking him off and drinking his cum.

When it was over, I found my way back to the living room, got my clothes back on and left. We did not exchange names or talk, other than to tell each other where to put our hands and mouths.

We have done this three times and it is HOT AS HELL.

by Anonymousreply 249June 19, 2013 1:26 AM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 250July 11, 2013 7:04 PM

1) Am I the only one who thinks some 12- to 14-year-old boys found this site at some point (illiterate and not believable)?

2) It's completely obvious to anyone with two connected brain cells which posters are recalling and which are bullshitting. The bullshitters are wasting their time, because they're not smart, funny, honest, or hot. Just pathetic.

3) Straight women: no one fucking cares about your stories here. No one ever will.

by Anonymousreply 251July 12, 2013 1:54 AM

R240 sounds like fun

by Anonymousreply 252July 12, 2013 11:09 PM

Some of these sound like the writers are working on a nifty project.

by Anonymousreply 253July 13, 2013 3:19 PM

You are ALL whores, darlin!

by Anonymousreply 254July 13, 2013 3:27 PM

Nobody has told any Lazy Susan stories...so far

by Anonymousreply 255July 13, 2013 6:02 PM

Can u get herpes from reading these threads? Yuck!

by Anonymousreply 256July 13, 2013 6:32 PM

Going to Rehoboth on vacation and fucking one one man in the afternoon, and getting fucked really hard by another that evening. I miss the Rawhide bar.

by Anonymousreply 257July 13, 2013 6:35 PM

I lived near Kansas city and cruised a park on the east side for outdoor sex. Forget the name of the park. You could meet someone just sitting along the road or you could cruise someone in or near the restroom and go else where for a hook up.

I was cruising this young kid that did not seem committed. Another guy motioned for me to follow him. He and another guy were already in on it and I followed the two of them to a place to park.

We went down into the ravine. The first guy proceeded to blow the other guy who came real hard. The kid I was cruising showed up while he was getting his second load from me. Along comes an older guy who gets down and blows the cocksucker while I feel the kid up. Then I blow the old guy to keep the young un for myself. Then I sucked the kid off. While all this was happening, up the hill a black guy with his pants down was watching and jacking/

Everyone took off and I approached the black guy. He walked off and when I caught up with him, his pants were at his ankles and he was bent over spreading his ass. I had just dropped a load but was hard instantly and fucked him good.

by Anonymousreply 258July 13, 2013 8:59 PM

Agree with 257 that Rawhide was a great bar.

by Anonymousreply 259July 15, 2013 4:12 PM

R247 - did your ex crack the car windows for the kids while they waited?

by Anonymousreply 260July 15, 2013 6:52 PM

I once sucked/swallowed and got laid by 6 guys, but hell that aint nuthing in this place. M4m Houston Texas here and ready for 10 or 12... the more I screw the more I want to. My anal toys are only to get myself ready for the real things.

by Anonymousreply 261July 18, 2013 12:04 AM

Snorted big line of meth one evening. Tried jerking off to good gay porno, but couldn't get off. I called a gay friend and wevwent and rented a motel room. I asked him to fuck me all day and I'd suck him hard again but he fucked my ass for 5 minutes before blowing big load up my assand couldn't get it up no matter how much I sucked hIm. I told him to call his friends so they could take carenof my needs and he sad he would take carebofnit. He left and came back. He tied my feet to table legs and my arms to hooks on walls. He propped my ass up so I could be fucked easily. Then he put blindfold over eyes and took big bottle of lube and greasedmy ass and left me tied there. He went home and posted an online ad saying man would fuck and suck every cock that I could take and gave motel name and room number. He had left door open for everyone to see and watch. First two guys showed up. One ducked my ass andnleft a creamy depi sit. The other fucked myface and forced me to swallow his cock to the balls.aHe shot a gallon of cum in my belly., then they left. Before the day was over, I sucked and swallowed over 35 loads of cum. I had 5 or 1 li ads of cum shot on my face and in my hair. My ass was filled by over 20 men who left gobs of cum inside me and in the crack of my ass and on various parts of my body which started running down my ass and clumping up on my balls and the few remaining places that it could go.My clothes were gone. My hair was covered with cum.my blindfold probably saved me from going blind as one time several guys played target practise on my face.After two hours of laying in dried cum and needing to take a leak, I heard a noise and the little gay housecleaner was taking pictures of me covered in cum and laughing. Finally she set me free and helped me into shower, but not before calling her friends and have them come over and laugh at my cum filled and covered body. I finally left. I was slghtly sore, but I was totally satisfied and wished I knewtheir names so we could do Iit again one day. Next time I'm going to let the maids watch. she set me free and helped me get in shower afer taking more pictures and calling several maids and let them look at me.

by Anonymousreply 262July 21, 2013 3:32 PM

1.5 out of 10

by Anonymousreply 263July 21, 2013 4:15 PM

im an old straight guy wiyh a young horny wife my buddies took pictures of me and a video of me wearing panties and swallowing loads of cum they showed the video to my wife it really turns her on watching them b low their loads in my mouth

by Anonymousreply 264July 21, 2013 10:04 PM

[quote]Can u get herpes from reading these threads? Yuck!

Says R256, on page 13...

by Anonymousreply 265August 1, 2013 1:21 AM

Str8s and fake str8s: no. one. fucking. cares.

I know it's impossible to believe, but there is a place where you are not welcome, wanted, needed, or admired.

It's DL.

by Anonymousreply 266August 1, 2013 1:23 AM

Reading these I think there is an inverse relationship between being a slut and English skills.

by Anonymousreply 267August 1, 2013 1:49 AM

Nah, R267, those are the high schoolers who found the thread. Some of the credible posts are by people who can spell, type, etc.

by Anonymousreply 268August 1, 2013 6:46 PM

Fucked in a city park, naked. Daytime

by Anonymousreply 269August 2, 2013 1:59 AM

RE: Bryan Singer party.

What would this be like?

by Anonymousreply 270August 2, 2013 2:06 AM

I think I need a flea dip after spending time on this thread.

by Anonymousreply 271August 2, 2013 2:07 AM

Let's get a few more tales.

by Anonymousreply 272August 27, 2013 2:30 AM

[quote]It was on company time,

"We play it the company way..."

by Anonymousreply 273August 27, 2013 2:54 PM

Company time is, by me, okay!

by Anonymousreply 274September 6, 2013 1:09 AM

6 guys, bareback fucking, Cam4

by Anonymousreply 275September 6, 2013 1:16 AM

Fucked black coworker at work and was caught with his black cock drilling my asshole by our boss. So embarassing. I am fucking them both now plus my boyfriend doesn't know. But I fuck a few of his friends too. Thing is my boyfriend has a big cock but doesn't use me like I need. And I crave that black dicksmell, mmemorizing

by Anonymousreply 276October 18, 2013 6:09 AM

I went to this local sex club, a really tiny place, basically one large room painted black. Anyway, the proprietor basically watched everything, and when I left he said: "Leaving? Has EVERYONE done EVERYTHING to you ALREADY?"

He was always glad to see me after that, but it did give me a moment's pause.

by Anonymousreply 277October 18, 2013 1:05 PM

Great stories!

by Anonymousreply 278October 18, 2013 1:29 PM

"And I crave that black dicksmell, mmemorizing"

Oh dear. I was mmemorized by your post. Pass the cak and graxy.

by Anonymousreply 279October 18, 2013 4:31 PM

Sucking off a stripper in the back room of a club.

Giving a massage to married guy for money and letting him jerk me off

by Anonymousreply 280October 18, 2013 4:39 PM

I hereby nominate R262 the winner.

I mean damn, son.

by Anonymousreply 281October 18, 2013 4:54 PM

R281's response to R262 is classic.

by Anonymousreply 282October 18, 2013 5:06 PM

After graduation went to a party with m bf. About a dozen of us were sleeping over under quilts in the living room of the house. It was dark, but not completely and bf gets me frisky and we have sex as quietly as we can. BF ends quickly, role over, pulling the quilt half off me, and goes to sleep. Lay there still as randy as anything, when the guy nearest us roles over and 'accidentally' lands a hand on my leg. I wasn't sure what to do, so just lay there. I guess he took that as a green light. He sighed and shuffled and the next thing his hand is on my bum, then he is fingering me. Ended up spooning me, my head resting against sleeping bf's back. Felt guilty after, but it was very nice!

by Anonymousreply 283December 28, 2013 10:09 PM

Years ago, I wanted to do drag, so my drag queen friend (who was really more of an acquaintance/friend-of-a-friend) did me up and we went to a strip club called Remington's. We also did some meth before going out. This was NOT a sexual thing; I was just having fun and 'feeling real', but in the basement of Remington's was a trannie strip club, and my friend convinced me to go.

It was mostly for fun; there were other drag queens and some gay guys there but I was a bit creeped out by the fact that most of the men were there to pickup a shemale. I stuck close to my friend when 2 guys I assumed were strippers chatted us up; I thought they were looking for drugs when they invited us back to their hotel room. My friend assured me they were cool, so against my better judgement, I went back. I would NEVER have gone as they had a weird/straight vibe about them, and to be honest, I was concerned we were about to get bashed.

We did not get bashed, but once inside thier hotel room, those muscle-guidos were awfully quick to present their asses to us and beg to get fucked. I am a terrible top but you wouldn't know it from the way these guys reacted.

Part of it was the meth, part of it was the fact that these guys were veritable gods I would never even have the nerve to even look at in a bar, and part of it was the anonymity of being out in drag.

Me and my friend did them both but did not play with each other that night; I slipped out when everyone had fallen asleep and I haven't contacted my friend since.

I haven't gone out in drag since either.

by Anonymousreply 284December 28, 2013 10:42 PM

Called ex-partner for a date, fucked outside a nightclub in a car. Made excuses and left immediately. While driving home a phone from former, many years before love-of-life steered me 80 miles away at midnight where I reconnected after many years, in a threesome. At 4:00 AM, made my excuses and finally drove home, where my soon-to-be legal (and religious blessings, too) life partner was sound asleep when I silently parted the sheets without disturbing.

I needed my rest. Exhausted. Was awakened prematurely with a surprise blowjob--unreciprocated, naturally--and it was great, made greater by deception, but still I worried: "had I washed up..or not?" OK, I knew I didn't. Never did between partners, just so the whiff might...you know.

All forgivable, since onsiderable quantities of drugs consumed.

The next night was, in some ways, even worse I'm told. More vengeful and spiteful, wicked and such. Yes, I have to be told these things.

Good times.

by Anonymousreply 285December 28, 2013 10:58 PM

In my early 20s this guy messaged me in a gay.com chat room asking if I was "looking for generous." I usually ignored people like that but I was shit broke so asked what I had to do. He said I just had to let him blow me and he'd give me $300. I kind of couldn't believe it because even though I thought I was cute I was just a skinny kid. He lived in an apartment on Park Avenue in the 80s which was very impressive to me coming from my shitty room in Brooklyn with no windows. He was probably 50-60, professor type with tons of books but not attractive to me at all. He offered me a beer and then I pulled my pants down and wiggled my dick at him. I thought I would be too nervous to get hard but I was actually really turned on that someone wanted to pay to suck my dick. I will never forgot the realization of "oh this guy is fucked up" when he wiped his tongue and mouth with a Kleenex every time he took my dick out of his mouth. I came, he spit it out, gave me a stack of 20s, and on my way out I thought of how many boys this doorman might see come and go.

I ended up going back to him two more times, he probably thought I was too much of a pro after that. I've never told anyone what happened because of how dumb and risky it was but sometimes I just want to brag about it.

by Anonymousreply 286December 29, 2013 7:39 AM

I dated a guy who left his then-current bf for me. The now-ex-bf transferred to my school, by sheer coincidence. Was a sheltered nerd. I was put in the awkward position by my new man of befriending his ex, as the kid knew no one and was antisocial. We got along well and he obviously became fond of me fast. There was chemistry and we were clearly into each other, but I didn't do anything. I thought the situation was really weird and I was loyal to my new bf.

Few weeks later: Boyfriend visits me. Stops to visit his ex. An hour later I come find them and boyfriend asks if I want to have a threesome with them. We did just that on a tiny dorm bed. The nerdy ex had a huge dick.

And yes, they ended up getting back together and leaving me in the cold. Dumb me. But back then it was hot as fuck.

by Anonymousreply 287December 29, 2013 7:52 AM

last night! After my friends's dinner party/countdown, I wanted to start the new year with a band and headed to Steamworks.

Fucked a cute latino ballet dancer twink while he screamed a bitch. Up against a wall, twisting around my body like a pretzel, positions I didn't know existed.

Ran into an old crush who's has since aged into a dapper handsome gent while he was in the middle of circle jerk ...he reached over and stroked me before sucking me off and earning my cum all over his chest.

Chased a hottie (we'll call him A) who played hard to get for a bit, but then got me off in front of a crowd, helped by a smoking hot guido-type who reached over and handled my balls. Walked around drifting in and out of some group scenes, considered going home, then crossed paths with A again.

A is a text book exampls of my "type": tall heroin chic fem twink, emo hair, wide eyes/full lips, into fashion and clubbing etc etc. We chatted a bit and then he non sequitured with: "I wanna get fucked. I love your dick.". Didn't need to tell me twice! Fingered him to get him ready, he got down on his knees and took my balls in his mouth, and finally we started fucking and it amazing. Ended the night with both of us orgasming at the same time and then made out for an hour.

To recap: 4 loads in 6 hours, i.e. totally whorey. I'm not "hot", so it was a total porn star fantasy night come true.

by Anonymousreply 288January 2, 2014 4:42 AM

R288 thanks for sharing, nice way to start a year

by Anonymousreply 289January 2, 2014 6:54 AM

[quote] tall heroin chic fem twink, emo hair, wide eyes/full lips, into fashion and clubbing etc etc.

Yeesh, that sounds like my worst nightmare. The absolute last thing I'd ever want to have sex with. I'd fuck chicks again before I'd even consider your 'A' dude.

That said, congratulations on a slutty new year!

I had a pretty slutty night myself tonight. Just got out of the shower. Had to scrub and scrub. I don't want to go into details, but I will say I pissed down one dude's throat and got another dude's shit all over my dick. I came both times, about 20 minutes apart. Hardly my sluttiest moment, though.

by Anonymousreply 290January 2, 2014 7:08 AM

Dirty and slutty aren't necessarily the same thing, r290.

by Anonymousreply 291January 2, 2014 1:05 PM

Happy new year, whores!

by Anonymousreply 292January 2, 2014 7:01 PM

Amateurs.

by Anonymousreply 293January 2, 2014 7:05 PM

Here's a drinking game -- every time someone mentions "meth" in this thread, do a shot.

by Anonymousreply 294January 2, 2014 7:13 PM

I have a few but when I was 16 I went home with a much older guy. I am from a small town and there weren't a lot of avenues for an underage guy to meet other guys so I was very excited. This guy had to have been in his early 40's but hey, teenage hormones and a lack of gay peers makes one examine the options presented differently. So, I'm back at this guys apartment and we are making out on the bed naked and getting really turned on.

The phone rings and he takes it.

The guy is trying to play it cool and motions for me to be quiet. I quickly realize that his partner is calling from out of town and misses him. He's saying, "I miss you too" and mulling over what he did with his day while I'm sitting there with a raging sixteen year old hard-on. What did I do next you ask? If you guessed that I left in a huff and kept my dignity you'd be wrong.

I straddled him while he was on the phone and gave him the nastiest blow job of his life. I deep throated, rimmed, licked balls, tweaked nipples. All while he is telling his partner he loves him and can't wait to see him, trying not to make a sound. When the poor guy finally got to hang up on his partner he rode my dick for an hour and came on my chest and swallowed my load.

by Anonymousreply 295January 6, 2014 10:46 PM

One day I picked up these 2 Hispanic guys walking on an old country road. One was about 5'10" good looking and slender and named Jesus the other was maybe 5'2" overweight and not at all good-looking borderline fug, his name was Pablo. Jesus spoke no English at all, Pablo spoke a fair amount of English. I had to proposition Jesus through Pablo. I told Pablo what I wanted and he translated it for Jesus. Since I don't speak Spanish I'm not sure if this is what Jesus actually said but Pablo claimed the only way Jesus would let me suck him off was if I sucked him (Pablo) as well. I agreed and sucked Pablo first and saved Jesus for last. Jesus had about 7 inches and Pablo had about 5 inches.

by Anonymousreply 296January 7, 2014 8:39 PM

West Side Club, age 29 (3 yrs ago)... Five guys in one Saturday night... The last one, a Serbian talk lanky cutish guy told me he just wanted to keep on fucking with me, so I took him home... What an energizer bunny... Fucked me like 10 more times, I was sore... Then he called a go-go dancer he'd met at Splash that previous night and offered him a threesome, so we were off to Chelsea for my 6th partner and like 20th fuck in less than 12 hours...

All safe... No drugs...

by Anonymousreply 297January 8, 2014 4:46 AM

Too many to mention.

by Anonymousreply 298January 8, 2014 5:07 AM

"Mamma Mia" was bad, but "August: Osage County" may have been worse...

by Anonymousreply 299January 8, 2014 5:09 AM

oh jesus christ keep the M and Glenn Close trolls out of this thread.

Fucking fem twinks! hot circle jerks! ugly hispanic dudes! meth fuelled bad choices! blowing dudes while they're on the phone! that's what belongs here.

by Anonymousreply 300January 8, 2014 5:15 AM

Had wild sex at a deserted construction site on July 4th with my sister-in-law's cute brother. Got chased off by the security guard. My holy roller nephew and niece would die if they knew their two uncles did "the nasty".

by Anonymousreply 301January 8, 2014 5:16 AM

I spent a year in Europe for work in my mid-30s and traveled a lot. I had sex with someone in every single western European country except Luxembourg (and the micro-states like Andorra). Of those, the sluttiest instance was getting fucked by a big German dude in the middle of a well lit bar in Cologne. I was drunk but sober enough to make sure he wore a condom. So maybe that redeems me a bit. Best lays in Madrid and the incredibly sexy French rugby player in a basement bar in Paris. Worst was in Munich. So I guess it was a whorish year abroad.

by Anonymousreply 302January 8, 2014 5:42 AM

[ After graduation went to a party with m bf. About a dozen of us were sleeping over under quilts in the living room of the house. It was dark, but not completely and bf gets me frisky and we have sex as quietly as we can ]

by Anonymousreply 303January 10, 2014 1:05 AM

[quote] After graduation went to a party with m bf. About a dozen of us were sleeping over under quilts in the living room of the house. It was dark, but not completely and bf gets me frisky and we have sex as quietly as we can.

by Anonymousreply 304January 10, 2014 1:08 AM

In my early twenties. I was ending a completely toxic relationship with a crazy boyfriend who was an abusive, thieving, lying, cheater. He would come to my house and beg to suck my cock out of the blue after I broke it off and this complicated the clean break I wanted. I hated him but he was beautiful. I got off on using him at the time because it made me feel better about myself and I was young and immature. I ended up secretly moving a few weeks after I fucked him and told him how much of a whore he was during the process. I asked him humiliating questions like how many guys he fucked that day, calling him a slut, and cumming in him then kicking him out. I think I was just as much of a whore for using that shitbag for sex. Not my finest time but we do sick things when we are young and hurting.

by Anonymousreply 305January 14, 2014 9:12 PM

I went to Spain looking for Mrs Patrick Campbell the biggest slut on earth. I brought a gazillion condoms. When I saw him I tucked tail and ran for the hills.

by Anonymousreply 306January 14, 2014 9:19 PM

It's MAL in DC this weekend... I'm sure I'm about to outdo y'all.

by Anonymousreply 307January 14, 2014 9:22 PM

When I was 25 I ended an relationship where I was a top 99.9% of the time even though I identified as vers. One night I went out with the sole intention of getting fucked and didn't care who did it. I went to the Eagle and drank all night and not a single person glanced at me. I am hot but definitely not standard Eagle fare at the time. Just the final hour was approaching a short much older daddy approached me and asked what I was looking for. I told him I wanted to be fucked and used that night. He got this glint in his eye that told me he was game. Then he started asking me if I was into kink. Well at the time I liked it rough (slapping, name calling, etc.) but with him I was willing to do more and got a little daring and told him he could piss on me. I had never done it before but I was curious and was horny and felt like being degraded. I followed him back to his place and he pissed on me in the shower and then fucked me really well doggy style on his bed. He gave me his number as I left and as I walked out I dropped the paper he wrote it on by his front steps.

by Anonymousreply 308January 22, 2014 5:24 AM

THAT is what passes for whorish in your mind, R308? Come on.

by Anonymousreply 309January 22, 2014 8:49 AM

Years ago I used to visit the bookstores now and again. Often there is a glory hole where you can exchange sucks with someone. There are usually more cocksuckers than dicks needing sucked.

One evening I almost instantly had a cock in the glory hole. I sucked him off and sucked off the next one and the next one. They all seemed to just want sucked off. I sucked off 9 guys before I left, one after the other.

I was disgusted with myself.

by Anonymousreply 310January 22, 2014 10:06 AM

309 Yes! Fucking a guy I wasn't attracted just to have a dick in my ass is pretty slutty to me. Letting a guy degrade me and piss on me that I wasn't attracted to is even sluttier in my mind. So sorry that it doesn't work for you. Direct me to your posts so that I can compare!

by Anonymousreply 311January 25, 2014 8:29 PM

I only got to R40 - the piss pig tales - and realized I'm not much of a whore at all, and my episode at the funeral could have happened to anybody.

by Anonymousreply 312January 25, 2014 8:44 PM

Have you quit the bookstores R310?

by Anonymousreply 313February 4, 2014 3:46 PM

Some of these stories sound more gross than hot.

by Anonymousreply 314February 4, 2014 4:02 PM

Just this Sunday, I was doing research at the library of the college where I'm a grad student. A rather hot (like outta my league hot) guy hit me up on Scruff. Turns out he was doing research of his own in an empty lab room on the 7th floor.

I went upstairs and fucked him on one of his swiveling lab chairs -- rotate one way, in his ass, rotate another, in his mouth.

(And yes I used condoms).

by Anonymousreply 315February 4, 2014 4:23 PM

Drunk and high one night sucking a guy off through a ABS booth gloryhole. That wasn't enough for this whore, so I got naked and slid under that gap between the booths so he could sit on my face and jerk off.

Now that's whorey. But I never caught anything (from him or the floor.)

by Anonymousreply 316February 4, 2014 6:05 PM

I was on a business trip in San Juan lounging by the pool drinking beer. I noticed a couple of guys who I suspected were a gay couple and moved over to a chaise lounge near them. We went to their room in short order.

We all got naked, sucked each others cocks for awhile, and since I had asked whether they had condoms earlier the one guy from the hot tub said "I think he is ready for a dick in his ass" and I moaned my assent to that suggestion. So I got in the doggie position and continued to suck on hot guys tanned 8 inch cock. The ot Wher guy started to enter me, and I asked for more lube, and was then rewarded with a playful cock-slap to my right face cheek. I resumed sucking and the other guy entered me and started moaning. His boyfriend asked "Is he tight?" and the guy said Oh yeah.." When the first guy finished doing me and pulled out, I impaled myself cowgirl style on his big cock bareback and was shooting my load all over his chest in no time with his big cock still pumping my ass. It was awesome!

by Anonymousreply 317February 4, 2014 6:41 PM

My whoriest moment? When I threw caution to the wind and embraced HIV.

by Anonymousreply 318February 6, 2014 12:54 AM

Sex on the altar of a church--the Baptist one at the corner of 18th St. and Church St. in DC.

The church had burned down years later, so what had been the sanctuary had become a park. The altar is still there.

It was challenging because 18th St. is relatively busy, the altar is visible to anyone passing by on either street. It was night, about 10 pm, but the altar has spotlights.

by Anonymousreply 319February 6, 2014 1:02 AM

[quote] The church had burned down years later, so what had been the sanctuary had become a park. The altar is still there.

by Anonymousreply 320February 15, 2014 2:15 PM

I was going to write about that night in the bathroom at that gay bar I'd never been in before which had only single. old troll tables, about eight of them, all facing and watching an old television set. The scene was very much Outer Limits. Changed my mind after watching 60 Minutes tonight. So disregard. I was never there. I never fucked the naked guy, the one who was waaay drunker than I realized and

by Anonymousreply 321March 10, 2014 9:01 AM

I don't know how "whore-y" but I enjoy being sub and I like it a bit sleazy. My favourite encounter yet was with a slightly older dom couple who started of by pissing on me (in their shower. Not gonna ruin any furniture!) A quick wash down later I get a pair of handcuffs slapped on, they're alternately throatfucking me, slapping my face, spitting in my mouth and verbally abusing me (whore, cockslut, you name it).

They then spank me and one of them eats me out while the second cock is in my mouth. Then the (safe) rough fucking, hair pulling, continued name calling, until they cum in my mouth and I snowball with one of the guy (as pre-requested by him).

They were perfectly nice guys (we had a beer after) and nothing compared to you other sluts but I felt like a whore during the act, which was the idea, and it was hot hot hot.

by Anonymousreply 322March 10, 2014 1:20 PM

Yikes!

by Anonymousreply 323March 17, 2014 3:04 AM

come back R321

by Anonymousreply 324March 21, 2014 3:19 AM

Its hard to pin down really,I had a very fruitious sex life in my youth.But the time I can recall when I felt the whoriest,the sleaziest was when my 16 year old cousin was caught banging the 13 year old neighbor girl and all manners of scandal ensued,so he came to stay at my grandmothers( who I lived with as well) .He was as ugly as a fence post,but had an amazing body and a huge bulge.I came home late one night and my granny was asleep and he was watching tv and we started talking about his situation,then went to my room to smoke a joint.One thing led to another,and before you know it I was face planted on his 8 1/2 inch fat cock,sucking it for all I was worth.The whole time thinking to myself "hes so fucked up,I shouldnt be doing this,etc,etc,etc" But that body was so ripped,that cock so big and juicy and pulsatingly hard,I lost all reason. I pull his pants off,he lays back on the twin bed with his bottom half hanging off and I proceed to straddle him and sit right on that pole with very little spit and zero prep!.I then proceed to jump off smothering my cries of agony as I was pretty sure I ripped my ass on that huge dick !It was so thick and so hard it was glowing bright red.I climb back on,with lube this time,and we then proceeded to fuck all night.He came in my ass twice and down my throat once(Ah,youth)and I die now to realize my grandmother HAD to have heard something,there was some serious fucking going on in that room. He never acted any different towards me and went through his ordeal,married some fat girl and has 5 kids,so i guess I didnt scar him for life.I was only 3 years older though.

by Anonymousreply 325March 21, 2014 4:07 AM

Incest.r325

by Anonymousreply 326March 22, 2014 10:55 AM

What's your point, R326?

by Anonymousreply 327March 22, 2014 4:09 PM

The Indoor athetic building, the wrestling team, a diaper.

by Anonymousreply 328March 22, 2014 4:19 PM

Some wild stories in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 329March 23, 2014 2:54 PM

I stayed at home masturbating while another guy fucked my girlfriend. She let him fuck her and cum inside her twice in one day. She told me that she came while he was fucking her the second time. She sucked his cock to get him hard so he would fuck her again. She wants him to fuck her twice a week. She said, "You can jerk off while he fucks me." We're going steady. I asked her if she would wear my ring while he fucks her so he knows that she's mine and she said that she would. I love her.

by Anonymousreply 330March 29, 2014 7:01 PM

I stayed at home masturbating while another guy fucked my girlfriend. She let him fuck her and cum inside her twice in one day. She told me that she came while he was fucking her the second time. She sucked his cock to get him hard so he would fuck her again. She wants him to fuck her twice a week. She said, "You can jerk off while he fucks me." We're going steady. I asked her if she would wear my ring while he fucks her so he knows that she's mine and she said that she would. I love her.

by Anonymousreply 331March 29, 2014 7:02 PM

more than a moment ~ San Fran 1974-1976

by Anonymousreply 332March 29, 2014 7:04 PM

To incest-cousin guy... your Gran just thought ya'll's was 'rastlin', so rest easy. My Gran genuinely believed sex was only for procreation. (They both lived past 100-years despite medical advances.) Knowing my cousins, I have little doubt that such things are common. I'm just lucky to have avoided that mess by being the youngest (and end) of the family line.

by Anonymousreply 333March 29, 2014 7:54 PM

Keep going

by Anonymousreply 334April 5, 2014 4:15 PM

Filling a diaper with hot turd and then having my "daddy" change me.

by Anonymousreply 335April 5, 2014 4:18 PM

[r335] whorey doesn't mean disgusting/pathological

by Anonymousreply 336April 5, 2014 4:47 PM

Hanging out partying with good friend a couple of months after I told him I had had a few bi experiences, either just with guys or in a 3way. and that i liked it. We were chilling at his place doing lines, then started talking about sex, then started watching porn. in about two minutes he looked at me and said "I'll suck your cock." we were quickly nude, taking turns sucking, 69ing, frotting. and catching a big enough buzz to be totally uninhibited talking about how hot it was to be tonguing each others thick rods. we got so hot edging we decided to call a casual mutual friend that partied and that I knew liked cock when he was high. he came over and soon we were all trading blowjobs, taking turns two cocks at once in our mouths. after a few more lines, we decided to call a kinky chick friend with the offer of party supplies. she rolled over to our now seedy headquarters, did a few lines and then kind of clued in that we were disheveled and that the dvd was on but not the TV (we had turned it off). my good friend turned the TV back on and restarted the bi 3way vid. she asked what we "bad boys" had been up to. i pulled my cock out and my buds dropped and started working it over. so the whoriest part was after that cause she said if good friend, being the newbie, would let us two guys fuck him, that she would fuck all of us, however we wanted her. My friend said hell yea, you guys just be cool, and got on the floor. we fucked him and then after a little break started up a kinky 4 way with us "boys" constantly giving her a cock sucking show..

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by Anonymousreply 337April 11, 2014 9:41 AM

On GHB and T, I took 16 guys back to back at an adult arcade over four hours. I had my door open so anyone could see or walk in. 2 insisted on using condoms which I pulled out of the trash and emptied their load inside me. The employee that cleans the stalls had a turn the rest came inside me or on my hole which I then pushed inside with my fingers and licked them clean.

I've got the video's to prove it too.

by Anonymousreply 338May 12, 2014 11:37 PM

After I gave a blowjob to a guy for $10, he asked me for $5 back.

by Anonymousreply 339May 12, 2014 11:40 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 340July 1, 2014 11:13 PM

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by Anonymousreply 341July 2, 2014 2:33 AM

I'm a or thought i was a straight guy 28 yrs old on a 3day crank party with my live in 32 yr oldgirlfriend.both good looking with hot bodies.i never ran (iv) speed before,and it fucked me over but in a strange crazy sexual way.we had done threesomes,2guys on her and 2 girls on me but never done this!she wanted to be gangbanged rough. So I called guys she fucked before and they brought some buddies that we knew.6 total counting me.we started face fucking her and dp her pretty pussy.this was going on and on due to the speed.she had done what ever I asked before well this time she hit me with that shot and I became her slave and we made the other 5 cocks cum and cum and cum.they would pull from her mouth and pussy and I eagerly took the loads. One guy was like watching Peter north shoot rope after rope of hot cum.hell his precum was more than some guys normal loads.ibecame orally bi that day. She and I were whores together.

by Anonymousreply 342August 2, 2014 8:42 AM

More!

by Anonymousreply 343September 14, 2014 11:30 PM

i cought my gf x fuckin her and had 13in cock.so i did shot of meth naked watchin and cumed watchin ray bent down and swallowed my cock.i nutted again and 20sec after that again.he said fuck my ass. so i did.and he fucked me and my ass gaped for a mnth

by Anonymousreply 344November 6, 2014 1:28 AM

Thanks for bumping this old thread. There are some really hot stories on it. I was trying to avoid the puritanical admonishments over whoredom, but some of them were funny, too. I can picture an old queen with horned-rimmed glasses, peering down, making disgusted faces, all the while typing condemnations with one hand whilst the other hand is occupied enjoying the whore stories.

I find about 99% believable, having had my own whore moments and seeing way too many other whore moments that were too wild for me. What happens between 2AM and dawn can be unfathomable. I find this thread more believable than the horrible blind date ones where these guys get the hell beat out of them, and they don’t try to kill the person doing the beating or even fight back.

by Anonymousreply 345November 6, 2014 4:21 AM

You've got that right, R345.

by Anonymousreply 346November 6, 2014 12:41 PM

I was at a 13 man orgy and I sucked on all the cocks that were there and I swallowed one load and got another two shot on my face at the same time then finished by rimming one guy while another guy sucked me off.

by Anonymousreply 347January 31, 2015 7:20 PM

I was made to suck my first cock as a young boy (I was roughed up by a nasty neighbour ) but years later, I was about 17-18’ish when I started maturing I discovered women and soon realised that I was just a normal heterosexual. One evening I was in the city centre with my girlfriend having fun in the pubs and clubs. Both very drunk we ended up having a row and she went off with her mates I went off with my mates. Later that evening I ended up more drunk than ever before and I started to head home. On route home I stopped off in some public toilets which, turned out to be a haunt for picking up cock suckers. I didn't know this until I was stood at the urinals when someone stood a few feet away started to reveal their huge hard cock. I couldn't take my eyes off it and of course he started to wank it furiously. Suddenly he spunked up every where. I was amazed, confused, horny and very drunk. I hung around in a drunken stupor only for 5-8 minutes and before I knew it another older guy came in. Same thing happened again. He started to slowly unzip his flies to expose his cock and within seconds he was wanking so fast. So I grabbed his cock and played with it. Second time in my life that I had another mans cock in my hand but this time I was legally old enough and this was of my own choice & freewill. I played with it and gently wanked it for a few minutes and before I knew it we had made our way into a cubicle. He had my cock out and we both wanked each other. He kept asking me to suck his cock and being so nervous I just did not know what to do for the best but with a few minutes of him begging me I just thought “Ahh what the hell” as I bent down and took his cock into my mouth. This incredible moment instantly projected itself into the top-10 of my most horniest sexual experiences. From that moment on I was hooked on COCK SUCKING!!! Although I do not consider myself to be gay I guess I am bi-sexual? Anyway from that moment on I started to discover how, when and where to find cock. Overtime with the assistance of my gorgeous wife I developed a fantastic cock sucking technique. When severely drunk I would go and find a man, suck a cock, swallow some spunk no problem and that gave me such a huge thrill, "WOW". I would suck cock in between girlfriends and even when I had girlfriends. Then one night at a party I was introduced to Cocaine. The effect of cocaine on my sex drive was absolutely incredible, OMG and from then on in I started swallowing as much spunk as I could get. I would say to my pick up, “What ever gets squirted into my mouth gets swallowed”. My fetish was dirty old men, not dirty as in unwashed, but randy older men whose wife’s were past sexual activity but these men still needed release. I only sucked off ‘dirty old men’ if they had big meaty cocks and were very keen for fucking the mouths of eager young men like me. The years have flew by, life goes on and my life has been brilliant, fun, packed with holidays and awesome experiences so all in all an average and very happy life, a great marriage, a great family, mortgage and an indulgence for cock sucking. After 10 wonderful incredible years together with the most amazing woman I had ever met and with our sex life still as enthusiastic as ever we had a late night sex session and my wife was very, very drunk and I had once again indulged in cocaine. We ended up sucking off a man together. BEST SEX SESSION IN MY ENTIRE LIFE! I am available for cock sucking purposes. I prefer sucking off dirty old men who love pumping a strange slut's mouth full of their spunk, to abuse me and fill me with spunk and then just fuck me off. I don't care what you look like as long as you are 'physically clean' with a decent cock foreskins preferred so that I can pull them right back and kiss and snog your cock and then suck it like mad for you. I am also very keen to meet some TV's. That said I just need as much cock as I can get. I want to be used, gang banged (done it three times but need more than 3 men like last time) I like being gagged filled with sticky, thick, stringy spunk and

by Anonymousreply 348February 15, 2015 12:01 AM

I visit the North Devon Link Road rest area where the famous dogger Racheal sucks cock. There is a gloryhole there and I am always servicing cocks day or night. Or sometimes I prefer inviting new guys back to our van so I can get naked and service their cocks until they explode in my mouth. My favourite cock is one that belongs to a dirty old man with a thick foreskin and a huge long shaft. Big well hung men always get my attention. I like being fucked when I have known someone for a while I love cock in my ass, pumping very hard!! I enjoy being perverted and letting men film me as I am sucking on their cocks and pulling back their foreskin so I can really get my mouth around their helmets. I love looking into mens eyes as I suck them off. I was sucking off two older men in Whipton, Exeter a few years ago and I swallowed the spunk from one of them and the other one then sent us both downstairs to the garage to finish off. I was naked and sucking hard when he exploded his spunk in my mouth. I was covered in it. He pulled his trousers up as I started to pull mine up too when his female neighbour walked in. I had cum over my face bit I don't think she quite saw my wet face but it was obvious what we were doing because we were both dishevelled but to be fair to her she grimaced and walked away frowning but she never said anything, but from that moment I had the mega fantasy to be caught sucking a cock or cocks by a woman. My dream would be to suck a cock of a man and his wife where she can watch me knelt beside me as I'm sucking her mans big fat cock. I WANT THIS SO BADLY! My wife has shared a cock with me and I also have sucked several cocks in her presence when she is out of it drunk. I have sucked off guys in shared houses on my knees naked sucking on a cock outside a females room where she could have caught us at any moment. I started seeing a man and I would visit for once or twice a week. After several months I tried anal sex and after weeks of gentleness with fingers and small dildos he eventually fucked me. After several more weeks I started to really enjoy it and I have to be off my head to have sex with a man and especially anal sex. Anyway he was clean and sensible so we started bear-backing and this was an amazing sensation I can tell you. He lived in a block of posh private flats here in Exeter and naked we opened his front door and into the open and shared hallway and stairs. I got on my knees and gave him a serious blow job spitting on his cock to lubricate it.He got behind me and I held my ass open wide as he put is hard cock into me. Relaxed but still off my head I started to push back on his cock and he started pumping at my ass really hard. As he pumped I remembered an amazing girl, Gayle who would fuck or suck me off whenever I wanted. Gayle was very, very good looking and sexy. I'm not in her league but having known her for years and being a good friend and she loved cock she once fucked with me and as I was pumping her young taught body she put her thumb and first finger around my cock and gently squeezed it as I pumped her. The tight sensation around my cock as I fucked her was absolutely amazing and so I remembered to do it with my mate Ralph who was now banging away at my asshole in a posh set of flats, in the shared and used hallway. As I squeezed his cock he let out a loud cry of joy and pleasure and began fucking me even harder and quicker. I had never felt anything quite like it as we both tried to keep quiet but to no avail. Noisily we fucked in the hallway and he tapped my back to inform me that he was about to cum and so I pulled away from his cock and turned myself around and began to suck for all I was worth. We both knew we were risking a lot but we had to hurry up and finish. My head was going ten to the dozen back and forth, up and down and then the flood gates opened. A heaven sent shower of thick and stringy spunk filled my mouth as I looked into his eyes making sure he witnessed this maniac cock sucking male whore swallow his spunk, not wasting a drop. He quickly got up as I milked the l

by Anonymousreply 349February 15, 2015 12:09 AM

I think op meant real sex,people.

by Anonymousreply 350February 15, 2015 12:15 AM

R348 & R349, meet troll-dar.

by Anonymousreply 351February 15, 2015 12:18 AM

I had graduated from college and came back to my fraternity during the spring while I was in town. A frat brother with a butt ugly face but hot body that always wanted to bone me was the pledge master. The spring pledge class was small but actually was composed of eight jocks, two baseball, two football, two hockey and two soccer. I commented to him that it must be the hottest group of guy ever in a pledge class and that thinking of them naked made me rock hard. He told me that he could set it up so I could blow all of them if I would give up my ass to him for a weekend. I never figured he could pull it off so I said sure.

Sure enough he set up a situation where the guys were in a room with porn playing and they were told a hooker was coming over to suck all their cocks and she would measure them as well. They were drinking beer and my friend cuffed all of them to chairs naked and blind folded. My friend has me put on a wig. He announced the hooker was there and she would measure their hard cocks and suck them off one by one. I measured the first one which was 7 inches and thick (baseball) my friend announced the size and girth and then I sucked him off. His moaning get the rest of the guys horny. After I took his load I moved to the next one. These guys were so hot and had really great bodies. Cocks ranged between 6 and 8 inches. The guy with the biggest cock was announced (hockey player with 8) and I blew him again.

I left and when to the pledge master's room. After he let them all go back to their dorms drained and satisfied. He pounded me doggie style having me tell him how much I liked each of the cocks and which ones I wanted to do again.

So that was my most whorish moment. It was also a once in a lifetime event.

by Anonymousreply 352February 15, 2015 1:26 AM

The first time I tried Viagra, I got so hard for so long that I fucked three different guys that I met on line in the space of 2 hours.

by Anonymousreply 353February 15, 2015 1:36 AM

Funny that the Viagra made you a whore. I guess there is no point in wasting a rock, hard boner.

by Anonymousreply 354February 15, 2015 8:44 PM

Had to be when I fucked all 5 of my foster brothers in a row. All came in me. Did this for 6 months straight.

by Anonymousreply 355February 21, 2015 4:15 AM

Went through a brief period where I routinely picked up hustlers from outside Port Authority.

It was sleazy, dangerous and, well ... HOT.

by Anonymousreply 356February 21, 2015 5:00 AM

The filthy, naked psycho in the NewYorkish toilet of a wretched old-man gay bar on a Tuesday (movie) night picked this particular time to experience a fecal holocaust.

by Anonymousreply 357February 21, 2015 6:59 AM

Oh my gosh R321. Must have just missed you.

by Anonymousreply 358February 21, 2015 7:09 AM

My most whoreish moment was catching my wife with my brother on his wedding day. I then went to his fiances room to try and pay him back and she wasn't there. So I went to where her family and friends were staying, thinking she may be there. She wasn't, but her friends were and so was her younger sister. I had sex with the younger sister that day and told her what my brother did. During the reception she told his wife what I had seen. His wife came to me to talk, and we fucked afterwords. I call it my whoriest moment because I had already filed for divorce lol, but her family didn't know that when I used it as leverage haha.

by Anonymousreply 359March 7, 2015 6:43 PM

R359 What a lovely family you have.

by Anonymousreply 360March 7, 2015 7:16 PM

After I told me wife I was bi and loved sucking cock and eating cum, she watched me on my knees being a total cocksucking cum-guzzling whore 3-4 times a week. On the 1 year anniversary of telling her I am bi, she said she wanted to find out exactly how much I loved sucking cock and just how much of a whore I truly am. Starting the next day, we would each find a guy and bring him home so I could suck his cock and swallow his cum. Only rules were: goodlooking, preferably well built, no older than 30, and we'll hung. Exceptions could be made to all of th e rules for really big cocks. We used every hookup Web site, phone app, and ch at room we could find. We went to every gay club in town, all the swingers clubs, hookup spots, etc in the area. We used craigslist, and asked basically every friend we had if he would be interested. we even agreed to let some of the really hot straight guys (with REALLY big cocks) to fuck my Wife as long as I sucked them off first and that they pulled out of her and before cumming so I could suck them off again. after 6 months of me sucking off 2 guys every night and her getting fucked about once or twice a week, we decided to bring 2 guys home each every night, and they could all fuck her after I sucked them all off, and they all pulled out of her and fed me their cum after they fucked her. At the end of th e year we did the math and figured that I had had 1092 male sex partners that year (about half were strangers when we first hooked up, so I had about 550 new sex partners that year), and that I had given a total of 3000 blowjobs that (sucked 1092 cocks a total of about 3000 times). She fucked 200 different guys that year, (180 of which were strangers, so she had 180 new sex partners that year). After that year, we picked our favorite 2 guys from the 1092 guys we met that year and they moved in with us as roommates. They lived with us for 3 years, and every day they lived with us, I sucked them both off every morning, every afternoon, and every night, and my wife always watcheddar and recorded it all with a digital camcorder. each night after I finished sucking them off, my wife would fuck all three of us...they would pull out of her and have me suck them off, and I would cum in her pussy, and then eat all of my cum out of her hot, well-fucked pussy. In those three years I gave 4015 blowjob (I had a coworker I sucked off at work everyday, and everyday after work I went to my old college frat house on my way home and sucked off two current frat brothers). When then guys moved out, we were hopelessly addicted to sex and loved being dirty slutty whores, and we're not willing to have less sex than we were used to. So we talked to my old frat and became the frat's sex slaves and cumdumpsters. My wife would meet me there after work, and we wouldn't go home until all of the brothers who wanted to fuck or get sucked had gotten all they wanted. Some even brought their girlfriends or fuckbuddies over occassionally and have them fuck me or her or both of us. when one or both of us had a day off, we would spend all day at the frat house, being used as fuck toys, suck slaves, and cumdumpsters. The frat brothers made sure to keep Track of how we were used and how Many times per day, and whatnot. And the fraternity president made sure that twice a month, there would be a gangbang night, where every brother would fuck my wife and feed me ther cum, followed by a blowbang day, where I sucked off every brother at least once and I had every brother cum in my mouth regardless of what made him cum (jerking off, fucking, getting sucked by me or someone else, etc.. So My wife spent 2 nights each month fucking 150 guys, and I had all of them feed me their cum. AND after each gangbang night, I spent the day sucking off 150 guys, for an average of 210 blowjobs on each of those days, and swallowing about 50 additional loads of cum from guys jerking off or fucking or getting blown by someone else. That year I gave 7552 blowjobs, swallowed almost 10,000 cum loads, and my wife got fucked 6545 times.

by Anonymousreply 361April 12, 2015 8:43 AM

My wife and I were members of a swingers club that had monthly orgies. For our anniversary one year, she set up a special party with the help of the swingers club, and some of mine and her friends. once everyone was there, it was announced that before the party could end, every guy there had to have fucked my wife at least once, and all the guys had to have gotten at least one blowjob from Me. Further, my wife and I had to fuck every woman there who wanted to fuck one or.both of us. The other rules were 1) we were to be treated like worthless sluts, who were there to be used as fuck toys by anyone and everyone, 2) we were to be fucking or sucking or both at all times, and that we could have A 5 minutes of rest after sucking or getting fucked before starting to fuck or suck the next person, if we wanted a break and only after fucking/sucking three people, 3) after fucking us of getting sucked, our partner would draw a hash mark on us somewhere (red for fucking, black for sucking, green for just feeding a load of cum to us), 4) whenever someone was ready to cum, regardless of if they were jackin fb off, or if they had been fucking or getting sucked, they would find me and cum in my Mouth, 5) everyone also signed a guestbook, and used the group camera and laptop to take a naked pic of themselves, face optional, to put in the digital scrapbook, captioned with their name, phone #, cock size (for guys), and 1-10 ratings for me and her (telling how good each of us was as a fuck and a.cocksucker and pussy eater.) They also wrote how many times they were with us and what all they did with us. Finally they said which of us sucked cock the best and ate Pussy the best. The party was drug and alcohol fueled, and later from Friday night until Sunday afternoon. A total of 120 women and 150 men (everyone was allowed to bring one single male friend along, and since they all knew what we liked in guys, several guests brought the most well-hung guy they could find along as ther guest. One couple found an escort online named Adam who was extremely sexy, with amazing looks, had a almost perfect buff physique/build, was tall, blond, bi, and could cum 5 times before loosing his hardon. Adam had a 12 inch long cock that was almost as thick as a soda can, and every time he came, it was like a tank firing, and every time he shot as much cum as 3 normal men. Adam stayed near me the whole time, feeding me his cock whenever I wasn't fucking or sucking someone else. He spent the last two hours of the party fucking my wife...he only stopped fucking her long enough to Cum in my mouth and then immediately resumed fucking her. I told him to cum in her whenever he came the last time, and as soon as I said it, she was begging and pleading for him to cum in her. When he finished with her, he said that he had cum in her five times, since she wanted his cum in her so much. Then he told me to clean his cock like a good cocksucker before eating his cum out of her pussy. After sucking him clean and swallowing one last load, I started eating his cum out of her, while she was sucking cock too. I only stopped eating whenever the guy she was sucking was ready to feed me his cum. she sucked off 10 guys, and I swallowed 10 loads, before I had eaten all adam's cum out of her pussy. After the party, we invites adam to come to our place for an afterparty. Before he left town on Thursday morning, he spent Sunday night through sunrise on thursday with us: fucking her, getting sucked by me, fucking her with me, getting sucked by me and her, and shooting every load of his cum in my mouth and down my Throat. He was our master and we were his fuck sluts, and we did everything he told us to do. He had two friends (a m/f couple) come stay with us after he left. they arrived on Friday and stayed a week. He alternated between fucking her and having me suck him off. When he fucked her, he always came in her and had his girlfriend eat it out of her and spit it into my mouth. When not sucking, I was fucking her girlfriend, cumming in her, and eating it out.

by Anonymousreply 362April 12, 2015 9:36 AM

I went to my dad's job one awesome day and the warehouse had 50 to 60 men working it and i left dad's office . Now i was horny and was wearing a little cheerleader type skirt and no panties. One guy said do a cheer so I did a cheer then did a cart week and boom pussy exposed . One big dick guy says, are you up to getting fucked real good? I said only if you tie me up. They all took me to a secluded part of building .I was tied up so wierd but good my hands were tied to my feet as I'm on my hands and knees. Kinda in a ball sort of. Anyway I knew about would get into it but 4 hours later I was on# 46 with 20 more to go. I was in dick heaven. All 60 something came in my pussy and ass. I had cum flowing out so bad I had to go home and let it all drain out. My little pussy and ass was raw . I never dreamed a cock could fit my little pussy that was a foot long and wide as hell. If not for Ll that cum to lubricate it would never have Stix in. They all tried to pull out but said they couldn't it felt to good. I got fucked from 11 am til 7 that evening. Was the best day of my life. I let anyone needing pussy have mine

by Anonymousreply 363April 26, 2015 1:16 PM

At The Garden Theater in Pittsburgh, when it was still a porn theater. Just off of the "gay" section of the theater, there was a small hallway that lead to a fire exit, where guys would gather in near complete darkness and suck each other off. Literally the only glimpses you would get of who was in there was when someone would light up a cigarette. I just felt around for dicks and started sucking.

by Anonymousreply 364April 26, 2015 1:25 PM

This thread got me thinking of my short trip to Australia.

In Syndney: hooked first with a hot top, but was distracted by a tall, muscular, hairy guy, with an enormous dick. Started sucking him together with another slut, but I was way more into it, and the massive guy got me in a cubicle and tried to fuck me without condom. No way, though. I was a bitch with a bit of a brain. There was no condom for his size, so he left. Found again the original hot top and got fucked good, pounded like a bitch. We had dinner later in a cool place. Then I went back to the bathhouse, fucked a thai boy senseless, and on my way out hooked with my type of man: muscled, tall hairy chest. We kissed but I had to go. Met with an Italian bartender at a local bar. Fucked around until he was free and the place empty. He fucked my hole for two hours in the deserted place. At home, I hooked up with a daddy type, who came to my gay b&b and fucked my the whole day.

In Brisbane: one particular meeting. Hooked with this ruff looking (hairy chest, bear, great lean body, 35-40ish, some hair on his shoulders, plumber kind of type). He was already fucking an asian boy. He then fucked me while the asian was sucking my cock.

I think I was quite good looking, and very slutty in those days.

by Anonymousreply 365June 24, 2015 2:17 PM

When I shot a load in my fuck buddy's ass and then licked it out slowly. He went nuts, thought it was the hottest thing ever, and then turned around and shot his load in my mouth. And we were both only around 17, but Playguy, Blueboy and STARS can teach a boy well about the joys of gay sex.

by Anonymousreply 366June 24, 2015 8:52 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 367June 24, 2015 9:30 PM

I once let a guy fuck my ass for $200 dollars. he bit me and smelled a bit, but it was two hundred that I didn't have before getting fucked.

by Anonymousreply 368June 24, 2015 9:37 PM

Lived on a street right by the train station. Lots of immigrants. Was horny all the time. Hooked up online with a guy who had an enormous dick. I felt crazy, and I was indeed. I prelubed and used a 10 inch dildo lo loosen up. He came over, chatted a bit and wanted to fuck. He did look less young and kinda rough, but I was horny as hell. I was in heaven with his big dong in my mouth. No precum, just a great cock to suck. Fantastic. He insisted I let him fuck me raw. I consented. He fucked me for a while, then I asked him to take it out. He put a condom and fucked me like the whore that I was. He came on my face. Great. Later on, I surmised he was poz.

By the way, I was and am neg and never had an STD, up to now.

I was crazy to bareback another time with a hot guy: he came on my ass, not inside. It was weird, hot and dangerous. The next day I was fucked by a volleyball player who did not use lube. It hurt but it was also damn hot. I was too sore for a cute hook up later the same day. He was amused by the story, so I sucked him up.

I am sorry I did not suck a sleazy argentinian, short and super hairy. "Straight".

by Anonymousreply 369June 24, 2015 9:55 PM

Once I had an extremely whorish moment. I was about 23 and was at the bar, standing with a group of three guys, two of them identical twins. It was awkward, because I had because I had slept with every one of them, and none of them knew about the others.

by Anonymousreply 370June 24, 2015 9:59 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 371June 24, 2015 10:14 PM

[quote]Was flying from Minneapolis to Dallas and went to the men's room at MSP. Yes, the Larry Craig stall.

Honey, there's more than just one men's room at MSP. There are dozens and dozens.

And they've not memorialized his stall so you would ever know which one it is.

by Anonymousreply 372June 24, 2015 10:22 PM

Bumpity

by Anonymousreply 373June 28, 2015 4:40 AM

Bumper

by Anonymousreply 374July 16, 2015 12:13 AM

I hope this thread is on Prep!

by Anonymousreply 375July 16, 2015 2:55 AM

Ew, r366.

by Anonymousreply 376September 15, 2019 2:46 PM

Handcuffed blindfolded to a radiator at a party. Can’t even begin to tell you how many loads I took. Went on for hours....

by Anonymousreply 377September 15, 2019 3:09 PM

Will the “other night trolls” please take your ESTS and ellf-publish on Amazon?

Your homophobic taunting is tedious and predictable.

That goes for r79, who left out his pink thong, puny cocklet and piss shower from a beer-gutted hillbilly built like a brick shithouse.

by Anonymousreply 378September 16, 2019 12:09 AM

Yeah - this has degenerated into a Penthouse Forum letter writing fantasy thread. Ugh. Why do trolls have to ruin everything with their ESTs.

by Anonymousreply 379September 16, 2019 1:06 AM

Unpopular opinion: I like ESTs and deliberately bump threads that encourage them.

by Anonymousreply 380September 16, 2019 1:52 AM

How many times is r240 going to tell his Norfolk bus story?

by Anonymousreply 381September 16, 2019 4:07 AM

OK, F&F r245 for his obvious homophobic gay bashing.

by Anonymousreply 382September 16, 2019 4:07 AM

But which motel tricks were built like brick shithouses, when did they kick you in the nuts and when did they fire a pistol at your feet to make you dance in your pink thong, R262?

by Anonymousreply 383September 16, 2019 5:02 AM

just go back to tonguing and fucking your fat female's menses, if you can still penetrate past her yeasty hair pie, r290.

You straight motherfuckers are no better than gays, you engage in anal sex and get ladyshit and blood all over your cocks and your current, straight, red-blooded American president drinks piss.

So laugh it up through all that blood and yeast in your mouth.

"Tonight."

by Anonymousreply 384September 16, 2019 6:49 AM

What’s the biggest giveaway that R361 is jerking off with horse shit lube?

That he had time for all that accounting? Or that he still has a pulse?

by Anonymousreply 385September 16, 2019 4:06 PM

R362 = the Revised r361, Amazon Self-Published Erotica Edition.

by Anonymousreply 386September 16, 2019 4:12 PM

Honestly, who would Johnny Magnon @ r362 and his wife have to be, to have a thousand straight people just clamoring to use them every night?

by Anonymousreply 387September 16, 2019 4:18 PM

The entire band fit in your pussy, r363? Did they expose your tiny cocklet? Did they build a shit brick house?

Methinks r363 has Too Much Time On Her Hands.

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by Anonymousreply 388September 16, 2019 4:22 PM

We were 'enjoyed' by two young scorching hot horse-hung tops at the same time.

We got paid as well!

by Anonymousreply 389September 16, 2019 4:25 PM

I fucked a rabbi and a priest on the same weekend.

by Anonymousreply 390February 27, 2021 5:43 PM

Am I in this thread already?

Sucked off a Sri Lankan in a Port-a-Potty down by the piers on the Hudson while carrying dessert for Thanksgiving dinner at my friend's apartment in Brooklyn. He had most of his teeth.

by Anonymousreply 391February 27, 2021 6:12 PM

Sorry, yes, there I am at R9.

by Anonymousreply 392February 27, 2021 6:14 PM

[quote] I picked up a guy who was a phone repairman at the adult book store

They needed a full time repairman for their phones?

by Anonymousreply 393February 27, 2021 10:12 PM

I call bullshit on R262

by Anonymousreply 394March 1, 2021 6:35 AM

[quote] I fucked a rabbi and a priest on the same weekend.

Did they walk into a bar?

by Anonymousreply 395March 1, 2021 6:38 AM

[quote]When I found the money on the dresser.

When I found his wallet while he was in the shower

by Anonymousreply 396March 1, 2021 6:40 AM

I finger-banged a priest at a hotel

He told me he'd never had anal before but he was infatuated with me

by Anonymousreply 397March 1, 2021 6:48 AM

I've had a few in my time, but I think when I was in my 20s lying there on a bed underneath a pile of men, all of whom were old enough to be my father would be one of them.

I've done the "fuck one guy and if it was unsatisfactory, gone straight over to another guy's house afterwards" thing on a few occasions.

Saw a guy naked in his hotel room across the way from mine when I was staying at the New Yorker. Caught his eye and lay down in his line of sight and started masturbating and motioned for him to do the same which he eagerly did.

Met up with my ex to meet his new boyfriend at the beach one day. Went back to his house afterwards and asked if I could have a shower to clean up. Deliberately "forgot" my towel and walked out into the living room completely naked to ask if I could have one. Two minutes later all three of us were in the shower.

My whoriest moments though are in my head, I think. You would've believe the number of guys I see that I would fuck if I could. Would absolutely be up for being gangbanged except I don't want to end up in an adult diaper, you know? The only reason I don't act up on a lot of my fantasies is that I'm really cautious about safe sex.

by Anonymousreply 398March 1, 2021 6:50 AM

^*you WOULDN'T believe, I meant.

by Anonymousreply 399March 1, 2021 6:51 AM

^My second post disappeared, but just to reiterate, I realise I should've said "You wouldn't believe..."

by Anonymousreply 400March 1, 2021 7:03 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 401October 17, 2021 4:27 AM

[quote]bump

Oh yeah, I used to do booty bumps with this insatiable news anchor in a motel in Glendale....

by Anonymousreply 402October 17, 2021 12:31 PM

Bump

by Anonymousreply 403January 24, 2022 10:27 PM

In a niche cut into Tuscan hillside outside of Firenze in the early 1990s during a summer rainstorm with a Canadian guy I picked up at a disco

by Anonymousreply 404January 24, 2022 10:35 PM

I went backpacking in Europe one summer in college. I met a French boy, he smelled like coffee and cigarettes and BO but he had a way about him. One thing let to another and I was at his tiny apartment and he kissed me. I nearly fainted at stench. Then he let his jeans fall to display his average sized French penis - but it was UNCIRCUMCISED. I nearly fainted from the shock, yet he told me to kiss it and I wanted to be polite so I put the filthy stinking foreskin and glans in my mouth and I LIKED IT. I LOVED it. And when me made love, he put his finger into my anus and then he didn't wash it but kept TOUCHING ME with my anal juice on his French finger.

by Anonymousreply 405January 24, 2022 11:03 PM

Stepping into a gym steam room in Chelsea, Manhattan in the late 19990s. Between 12 and 16 guys with hardons engaged in sex, from kissing, to oral, and even one penetrative anal exchange. I touched as many Hard bodies, and sucked as many cocks as I could. Wanted to be covered in the loads of as many guys as possible and swallow lots.

by Anonymousreply 406January 24, 2022 11:07 PM

When an older guy assumed I wanted money, and wouldn’t believe me when I said that wasn’t the case. He tried to pay me in the morning. I burned with shame.

by Anonymousreply 407January 24, 2022 11:09 PM

How is this thread still open when it dates all the way back to 2010?

by Anonymousreply 408January 24, 2022 11:29 PM

people consistently posted in it rather than leaving it inactive. It was dormant threads that were locked, I think.

by Anonymousreply 409January 24, 2022 11:33 PM

Went to visit a friend in Dallas for a weekend. He lived with four other guys, and before I left, I fucked all of them without the others knowing. I’m sure after I left they had great tales to tell 🐔

by Anonymousreply 410January 25, 2022 1:03 AM

R410 wow, details bitch! You’re a legend!

by Anonymousreply 411January 25, 2022 1:05 AM

R410 was your friend a friend with benefits you also fucked on the trip?

by Anonymousreply 412January 28, 2022 2:02 PM

When I paid $18 to post in this thread.

by Anonymousreply 413January 28, 2022 3:01 PM

I only sold my ass for money once. but that is the greatest whore moment for me

my SLUTTIEST moment is fucking a docent at the Rijksmuseum - in the museum when it was OPEN

by Anonymousreply 414January 28, 2022 3:22 PM

bump

by Anonymousreply 415July 3, 2022 4:16 AM

I had sex with my brother. I remember laying in his bed with his cum in my ass while he was in the shower and thinking “Wow, I really have no boundaries at all.” Coke made me so horny that nothing else mattered.

by Anonymousreply 416July 3, 2022 4:37 AM

R416 What was his excuse?

Was the sex good?

by Anonymousreply 417July 3, 2022 4:38 AM

I mean…we were both doing coke. Yes, it was good. It was really intense and we both knew it was fucked up while we were doing it, but that was part of what made it so good.

by Anonymousreply 418July 3, 2022 4:57 AM

R418 That's hot. In a fucked up way, but still hot.

by Anonymousreply 419July 3, 2022 5:00 AM

Well, it wasn’t subtle, that’s all I’ll say on the matter.

by Anonymousreply 420July 3, 2022 6:44 AM

bump

by Anonymousreply 421October 21, 2022 6:41 AM

I need a fainting couch after reading all that! 😂

by Anonymousreply 422October 21, 2022 6:59 AM

I blew a stranger in a video booth in San Francisco. I don’t usually do stuff like that but I was on vacation, I hated my job at the time, and I just said “fuck it, I need a release and I’m going for it.”

by Anonymousreply 423October 21, 2022 7:01 AM

I had oral sex with 7 or so guys in a 24-hr period.

I once planned a 3way with 2 guys I’d had sex with before, individually, but the 3 way didn’t pan out due to scheduling issues. The kicker is the guys were named Mario & Luigi, I referred to it as my Nintendo 3Way. The kicker is that neither is Italian! But it kinda made me realize, what are the chances of having simultaneous sex with guys with those particular names.

by Anonymousreply 424October 21, 2022 7:52 AM

X rated sex in the back of a taxi going down Broadway. Before that I thought this was only something I would read about other people doing.

by Anonymousreply 425October 21, 2022 7:56 AM

A glorious weekend in the camel herders' tents on the Adrar oasis in Algeria.

by Anonymousreply 426October 21, 2022 8:51 AM

[quote]But it kinda made me realize, what are the chances of having simultaneous sex with guys with those particular names.

For a whore who gets around as much as you do, chances aren't all that low!

by Anonymousreply 427October 21, 2022 9:08 AM

Hey, DeFacto/R421. Why don't you ever your use authenticated username du jour when bumping?

by Anonymousreply 428October 21, 2022 9:10 AM

I've mentioned it one too many times before but I had a friend that paid my bf and I to have sex on her table for a dinner party. She rather enjoyed playing the part of the eccentric socialite. It really wasn't anything scandalous by today's standards, though. We were just the naked center piece and mostly made out for a couple hours. Not bad for a few grand that paid our bills (back then) for several months.

I took a shower and masturbated with glow in the dark, black light reactive paints on stage for a band. Another band I hung by suspension hooks while the bassist ate my ass out. and various sexual sideshow acts for a long defunct (and was largely considered a str8) music festival.

I did commerical fetish porn once but it wasn't sexual at all. . . really, it could have been considered more of an experimental art film.

Though, really the whoriest gigs I did involved anything that required a nametag or telemarketing.

by Anonymousreply 429October 21, 2022 9:14 AM

When I was sleeping over a friends house and suddenly I felt a cock near my face. Another friend who was also a guest basically just sat on my face while I blew him, with the friend who lived in the house sleeping on the sofa while we were having sex. This happened when we were in our late teens.

by Anonymousreply 430October 21, 2022 9:31 AM

I once intern at my dad's friend who is openly gay. I told him I want to work but also want sex. He told me how often he wanted it. I told him everyday. Then he said okay. Then he would called me to his room regularly. Then, close the door and curtain to give me quick fuck.

He once asked me to call in sick, only have me sneaked into office and hide under the office desk in the morning to be a human urinal. Then he would work on his desk and drank water. When he wanted to pee, he would tap my head. And I would suck his dick while drinking his piss. He also invited several of his friends/clients to office. And they take turn sit on the office chair and received blowjob from me. I sucked 6 dicks and drink 3 guys piss that morning. And sneaked out on lunch break.

He told my dad I am an excellent worker.

by Anonymousreply 431October 21, 2022 10:25 AM

If it weren't for the "gay" bit, I could have sworn that R431 was former Vairst Letty Melanija Knavs Trump telling us about her time as a lady architect intern in Ljubljana.

by Anonymousreply 432October 21, 2022 10:31 AM

R39 Can't keep her man happy.

by Anonymousreply 433October 21, 2022 10:47 AM

Many orgies. Too many to count.

by Anonymousreply 434October 21, 2022 10:57 AM

R110 Words are not violence, you stupid cunt.

by Anonymousreply 435October 21, 2022 11:08 AM
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