Danny Thomas hiring hookers to take a shit on a glass coffee table while he laid underneath it and jacked off.

I''ve heard this story for years. Is it really true?

• i doubt it because it''s a common rumor about male celebrities: people said the same thing about don henley. unless hollywood attracts a lot of scat freaks (a possibility i suppose), it seems highly unlikely that so many male celbs would have the identical fetish.

• It''s not that Hollywood attracts scat freaks, or any other kind of fetish. It''s just that the people on top there are so bloated with money, power, ego, and insecurity that they feel free to explore their fetishes in a way that reguar schmoes might not. %0D\ %0D\ Regular schmoes can''t afford high-priced call girls on a regular basis, after all.

• I won''t even tell you how hard Margo smacked me when I asked her about this.

  Bengali in Platforms

• I''ve heard this same story, but about the late Barbara Billingsley instead of Danny Thomas.

• not true at all.

• [quote]I won''t even tell you how hard Margo smacked me when I asked her about this.\ \ No wonder, since her name is Marlo, not "Margo."

• Don''t know about Danny Thomas, but I do know that Ed Asner likes to get shat on. Not sure if he does the coffee table thing or prefers direct contact with shitter and shit.

• I won''t even tell you how hard r6 smacked me when he caught my typo!

  Bengali in Platforms

• Did you make that up, r7? Link, please.

• I love you, Bengali in Platforms. :)

  Punjabi in Pumps

• It was actually Helen Thomas, OP.

• It was Desi.%0D\ %0D\ Lucy did the scene in the chocolate factory with Viv just for her special little Ca-ca Cuban.

• I heard it was Marie Dressler. And Spring Byington. In thongs. With whips.

• My father knew a high priced call girl in San Francisco (I don''t want to get into how) who Danny frequented. She said he liked to be treated like a baby and wear diapers.

• [quote]I''ve heard this same story, but about the late Barbara Billingsley instead of Danny Thomas.\ \ It was both of them. The affair went on for years. Danny was under the table while Barb was on top doing her dumpiest on top of it.

• Eggs Danny Thomas Style!

• [quote]Eggs Danny Thomas Style!%0D\ %0D\ That look like sausages!

• People don''t really remember Danny Thomas much any more yet in the 1950s and 60s he was one of the biggest stars on TV.

• My younger brother thought his name was Daddy Thomas.

• Ted C has alluded to Sylvester Stallone also being into this.

• Actually, Marlo''s name was Margo (for Margaret) -- but one of her siblings said "Marlo" instead, and it stuck.

  My mother worked on "That Girl"

• R21, is it true that Marlo is a total bitch?

• I heard it was William Shatner and that''s why he''s referred to as William Shitner.

• Ella Fitzgerald was a notorious scat queen.

• darling, I think you are confusing Danny Thomas with Adolph Hitler and hookers with Eva Braun.\ \ It''s a common mistake.

  Joey Bishop

• Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Make Room for Daddy."

• No it''s not true. I worked with Danny for a year on the set of I''m a Big Girl Now, and he never once asked me to shit on him. \ \ Can''t say the same of Katherine Helmond when we were on Soap, though.

  Diana Canova

• Make Poop For Daddy!

• It was Chuck Berry who was into toilet cam.

• That''s one of those urban myths that started about the same time as all the male celebs who supposedly had live hamsters shoved up their bums. Poppycock!

• I thought it was gerbils, R30.

• It''s Make Boom for Daddy.\ \ And, r22, yes, Marlo is very cold toward most people. But her work with St. Jude''s brings out a nice side of her personality, even if it''s calculating.

  r21

• Thanks R21. I always wondered if it was true. IA about St. Jude''s. Whatever her reason it''s the end result that counts.

  R22

• Sylvester Stallone and Jack Nicholson are both into being used as Human Toilets--Stallone likes to eat directly from a womens ass

• I heard Raymond Burr was a big scat queen too.

• R35, that was only in his last years. Before that, he was, at most, a portly scat queen.

• Make Room For Doody!

• "Why are you trashing my scene?"\ \ "I''m not trying to trash your scene."\ \ "You are trashing my scene!"

  Please don''t trash other people''s scenes. Violence against scat... blah, blah

• Esther Williams said when she dove into Caesar Romeros swimming pool she was horrified to find that it was full of floaters. He liked to deceive stars that the scat at his parties was going to be courtesy of Ella Fitzgerald. It became kind of an initiation to be invited to one of Romero''s parties so the established stars wouldn''t tell the newcomers. %0D\ %0D\ Also, Marv Albert liked prostitutes to yank his toupee off and defecate on his bald head.

• It''s SHIT, not "shat" moron at R7. And stop saying pissed my pants either. It''s pissed in my pants... and its your ass, not your fucking "bum."

  mhb

• [quote] And stop saying pissed my pants either.\ \ Is that you Elizabeth Walton?

• What''s got mhb unhinged today?%0D\ %0D\ It was Ricky Nelson, btw.

• It was actually Rosetta Lenoire

• It''s the late Jane Darwell who was the scat queen of Hollywood.

• I''ve heard this story before, only it was about Lillian Gish, not Danny Thomas.

• No one ever mentions Danny Thomas any more and that truly saddens me.

  Zak

• Ricky Gervais does a hilarious bit in his stand-up act about the Richard Gere / Gerbil-in-the-ass rumor.\ \ I don''t know from where these stories come, but people always fall for them, no matter how ridiculous they are.

• Nothing wrong with a little scat fun.

  Robert Evans

• no one has glass coffee table anymore, zak.

• Does St. Jude''s have a scat ward?

• Here''s the Ricky Gervais bit. It starts at 4:16.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KS7rM0X-f3U&feature=related

  R47

• This sounds like the stories of stars needing a stomach pump because they drank a gallon of cum.

• r2 "It''s not that Hollywood attracts scat freaks, or any other kind of fetish. It''s just that the people on top there are so bloated with money, power, ego, and insecurity that they feel free to explore their fetishes in a way that reguar schmoes might not."\ \ This was the explanation given to me about how Magic contracted HIV -

• Ricky Gervais is the gerbil in Richard Gere''s ass.

• I heard this story as well, but it was attributed to the 1970s vocal quartet The Manhattan Transfer.

• Make Room For Daddy, indeed.%0D\ %0D\ Oh, the stories I could tell.

  Angela Cartwright

• OP, you win a cookie for the most concise headline for a thread!%0D\ %0D\ Loved it!

• please tell me you are kidding r34

• I don''t understand why he needed the coffee table.

  Sandra Bullock

• I don''t scat from shat, but I do know Danny Thomas was a lesbian.

  Blanche Deveraux

• The answer should be at Snopes.com Urban Legends.

• I don''t get the whole scat thing. How can anyone be into that? It''s so fucking gross!

  Shuddering as I type

• It''s actually a pretty sanitary way to do scat.\ \ Here''s Snopes.com on the Gere gerbil legend.

  http://snopes.com/risque/homosex/gerbil.asp

• I heard the same rumor for years about Kim Novak. I doubt it.

• What''s the appeal of scat? Is there anyone here who''s into it who could tell me? Because I just don''t get it either.

• What''s the appeal of sucking toes?

• Sadly enough, it was true.

  Marlo, heading to the living room, Pledge in hand

• This is filthy and obscene talk.%0D\ %0D\ DL, can you please give a sugah fired sister some support and ban such disgusting things from here?

  Miss Thang

• R52 - who features in the gallon of semen stories in the US?%0D\ %0D\ In the late 80s when I was growing up in the UK, it was either Marc Almond or Jimmy Somerville.

• In the US the cum/stomach pump story was attributed to Rod Stewart, of all people.

• R66, how can you compare sucking toes to eating someone''s shit? I mean, it''s SHIT for fuck''s sake!

• Is it true that scat tastes like chicken?

• It doesn''t taste like chicken, r72. It tastes like rattlesnake.

• The stomach cum story was about Rod Stewart. \ STORY: I worked at a well known LA radio station with a comedic morning show. The guys decided to talk about the Cum stomach story on the air. To my horror - as I was going to be having dinner at Rod Stewart''s house that evening. Rod''s manager whisper to me that Rod wasn''t happy to be the butt of our morning show''s joke. But Rod was a good sport, as he came into the radio station a few days later for an interview. (But as he walked into the control room, he saw a picture of our morning show team and just huffed a little.)\ \ Rod is a sweetheart. I''ve met him many times and he''s met my family backstage at his shows. He''s a real class act!

• "What''s the appeal of scat?"%0D\ %0D\ If you''re talking about being shat on, I suspect it''s all about humiliation and perhaps a bit of childhood problems.

• When someone says "This tastes like shit!" how do they know? %0D\ %0D\ --Deep thought for the day. %0D

• If Rose finds out that Danny Thomas is a lesbian, it''ll kill her!

  Sophia

• The scat story is about beloved television star, Lassie.\ Lassie would pay a bitch too shit on the front lawn and Lassie would roll in it.

• The story is obviously something of an urban legend and has been for years. Back in Australia around 1980, the story was that US-born talk show host Don Lane liked to lie under a glass-topped coffee table and have girls shit on it. I was once part of a band performing on his show and we were sitting around the green room waiting for our cue when one of the crew came into the room, picked up the glass-topped coffee table and took it out saying, "Sorry, Don wants the table." I shit you not! We all looked at one another and burst out laughing.

• Did they even have glass tables when that dinosaur was alive?

• I''ve heard this rumor applied to Danny Kay and Sid Ceaser as well.\ \ There was an old tell-all book from a Chicken Ranch that didn''t name any names - essentially Letters to Penthouse from the prostitute''s perspective. \ \ One of the stories was that Famous Family Entertainer X was called ''Cookie'' by the girls. When Cookie visited, the madam had to line up girls in the hopes that somebody, anybody could take a shit on a cookie for him to eat. He was considered a special needs client and charged as such.

• Didn''t Hollywood Babylon state that it was producer Sol Siegal who did the coffee table thing?

• \ What kind of cookie ?

• It was actually a brownie.

• This thread is disentergrating into a steaming pile of shit.

• I read in a book years ago that Hitler like to have women piss and shit on him (no coffee table needed.) I believed it for years but now I wonder if it was just a story to exaggerate what a monster he was. As if you''d need to make shit up.

• >>And stop saying pissed my pants either. %0D\ %0D\ Oh, dear.

• R69, when I was in high school, the story was being told about Donnie Wahlberg of New Kids on the Block. I didn''t hear the Rod Stewart version until years later.

• I met a flower child friend of friends in the early seventies who worked for a year or two as a call girl in hollywood. One of her gigs was to be naked in a bathtub in the Capitol Record building at a party spraying water on her clitoris and pretending she was getting off to add to the party atmosphere. She said she had Danny Thomas as a client for awhile - he wanted to be called "Danello". His thing was that she was to leave a glass of orange juice on the counter in the kitchen and her door unlocked at a certain time. He would come in and drink the orange juice, then she would come out from another room and "discover" him and be angry as though he was a bad child. The whole routine would end up with him literally kissing her ass on the couch.

  anonymous

• Doris Roberts, aside from being a pizza boy rapist is also big into scat.

• I heard this story back in 1990/ but about Debbie Reynolds and Harve Presnell when they were on tour together with Unsinkable Molly Brown.

• R6 - Her name is really Margaret; she changed it to Marlo.

  Anonymous

• I saw where someone had posted that Marlos' name was not Margo. It actually is Margo, short for Margret. Yes Danny did many sexual acts which I call preversion. Out of this came me a bastard son. You can read all about it at www.marlothomas.info

  chris thomas

• I always thought this was a BI about Sylvester Stallone.

• This is a common fetish. Pat Nixon was also said to be into this--they had a devil of a time getting prostitutes in China who would do this for her when she and her husband visiting Beijing in 1972.

• Noddy Holder of 70s glam pop group Slade also admitted to having done this for money before his career took off. In his case on a sheet of glass laid on a bath while the client fapped underneath. He received the princely sum of £25 for his log.

  http://tinypic.com/r/ao49ed/6

• It went wrong for that rapist bull dyke Suzie Krueger in one of her performances at Fist club. Oh how we laughed at that coked up trash. Her breast scarifications looked like shit too.

• Where was Uncle Tonoose during all of this?

• It was really Uncle Tanoose.

  Marlo T.

• R7, I figured as much about Ed Asner. Why else would he run for president of SAG?

• They were the first foray into breast removal R97. She was a product of misogyny.

• Listen, I'm just glad the story got around with the part about the glass coffee table.

  Danny%20Thomas%20

• I read a book and in the book...the coffee table broke and the guy on the bottom, got his throat slit, died. Anyway, is it really a good idea?

• We went through so many spray cans of Windex, there was a hole in the ozone right above the house.

  Clarice%20-%20Thomas%27%20housekeeper%201961-4

• Something like this? At 4:54 Teach him a lesson!

  http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DaNF_y6W8cR8%26feature%3Dyoutube_gdata_player%20

• It was the highlight of the "Make Room For Daddy" coffee table book.

  Dennis%20Murphy

• I tried this the other day. But with all the piles of books and obelisks you gays decorate with I nearly got piles myself.

  Hollywood Legend

• r64 I heard the same rumor about her.

• When I was a kid , I had already heard that Danny Thomas story. Meanwhile, growing up in West L.A., we would have friends, and relatives, come visit - my parents would always do the movie star home tour, in our car (before those crazy lopped -off roof tour vans were everywhere). I just remember driving by Thomas' house, at the very top of Hillcrest Dr. , in Trousdale Estates, and everytime we'd go by, I'd imagine Thomas' wife out of town, and Danny lying under an enormous glass table, and having some hooker shat on the top, and him getting excited. True, or false, it's amazing how gossip, rumor, whatever, gets in your head, and stays there forever.

  1187%20Hiilcrest%20Dr.%20%3D%20Million%20%24%20Shithouse

• An urban legend like the ones with Richard Gere and the gerbil or the hospital emergency where celebs like Rod Stewart had to get cum pumped out of their stomach.

• He'd first dress up like Willy Wonka before asking for his Scrumpdillyicious Bar. Worst part was we had to dress up like Oompa-loompas. That damn orange dye took at least a week to scrub off.

  Trudy%20F.%20-%20Danny%27s%20favorite

• [quote]She said [Danny Thomas] liked to be treated like a baby and wear diapers. Well, that would explain why he was so devoted to a children's hospital.

• [quote]An urban legend But how does a mind come up with the Pittsburgh Platter?

• What's the difference between a Pittsburgh Platter and a Cleveland Steamer?

• [quote]What's the difference between a Pittsburgh Platter and a Cleveland Steamer? Green peppers, onions and stringier thanks to the cheese steak.

• I'm a saddistic fellow I think it sounds kinda kinky personally I enjoy that kind of scat fun as long as they were women shitting on the table.

  doug

• I know for a fact that Dom DeLouise was kicked out of a few hotels for leaving such a mess from his scat play. Walls, floors were covered in it. Hotels had to replace almost eveything in the rooms.

• OP, it's true, but it wasn't really about Danny Thomas. It was about his daughter Marlo.

• Danny Thomas Dom DeLuise Raymond Burr Chuck Berry William Conrad I've heard scat rumors about all five of them.

• My mother briefly dated a bi man who'd dated Danny Thomas, and worked for him, he said Mr. Thomas was a real freak. Coming from him, that was really saying something.

  Her%20daughter

• A scat freak? Well, I've never known any personally, but isn't Danny Thomas one?

  Blanche Deveraux

• Dear Diary: Tonight, the Senor Meester Romney, he be all naked under the glassy table, tugging at his semi-ard tree inches baireed een a tangle of eez nappy pyoobie hair while the Senorita Ann shits devils food cake-like crullers all over the table top. En I get zee trill of cleaning all dees mess for a dollar and two cent an hour. Woops. Got to go. Now that the Daddy eez done, Ann is saying eet is Tagg's turn. Mos dios!

  Mitt's Maid from Mexico

• I have heard this same story about David Byrne, Owen Wilson and James Joyce.

• I heard that Doris Roberts, Mary Tyler Moore and Kate Hepburn had a few threesomes back in the sixties.

• R2 is correct, the idle rich are often into kinky sex. Fans of Designing Women will remember how they parodied that.

• A *CAT* freak, Blanche.

  Dorothy%20Z.%2C%20in%20my%20nightie%20from%20K-Mart

• Producer Sol Siegel. {I think I read it in a Hollywood Babylon book.)

• I even read a novel where a rock star had his throat slit when the table broke. Good book.

• James Joyce WAS a scat freak. You just have to read his letters to his wife Nora to see he was a total coprophile.

• It's probably a really popular request.

• The Obama October surprise is actually a video of Ann Romney tied to the roof of one of their Cadilllacs and dropping a deuce on the sun roof while Mitt masturbates inside the car.

• Ann? Does she have a nice ass?

• The only person we should ask is ... That Girl!

• In that building in Chelsea where the front fell off in the storm, the top floor apartment had a huge glass coffee table.

• there you have it...

• Chelsea boys love Belgian chocolate.

• R134 I saw that table while reporting, trying to get it

  Anderson%20Cooper%20CNN

• Hell. I didn't know I was a scat freak. People have been shitting on me for years. I didn't know there was a name for it. And leave Jane Darwell out of this.

  Ma Joad

• I heard this about Mr. Ed.

• Hired a hooker?? I would have done it for free. I mean, why waste a good bowel movement.

  Elaine%20Stritch