What does it feel like to get fucked in the ass for the first time?

It''ll be happening to me this weekend. My bf of three months and I are going to a B&B in the Berkshires to consummate our relationship. I''m 23 and have never topped or bottomed before. I''ll be bottoming this weekend. We decided that at my age it was time to give up my virginity. I''m crazy in love with him, so this is a natual progression. He''s got a very large penis. We''ve done tons of oral, and I''ve had trouble getting my mouth around it it''s so thick. I''m worried about it hurting like hell when he penetrates me. I''ll be all douched and lubed up to accept him, but I''m scared it''ll just be too much. I''m not THAT tight. I use rather large dildos regularly, so although it''s not the Holland Tunnel back there LOL, it''s wide enough. I hope! Should I expect a lot of pain during and after the "event." What was your first time like?

• Did you post this 3 months ago?\ \ Whore

• I''m not someone who screams EST! EST!\ \ But there is something not believable about your post OP.

• Elaborato Scenario Trollifica!

  Leonard Pinth Garnell

• I haven''t met a gay couple yet who would use the term, [quote]consummate our relationship.

• Strange, I''ve seen that post before%0D\ %0D\ Seen it hanging ''round my door%0D\ %0D\ Like a Favre trying to make a play%0D\ %0D\ Like Repugs trying to lure the gays...

  Grace Jones

• There was this sound, like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State Building.

• I swear the OP posts this yearly

• [quote] We decided that at my age it was time to give up my virginity.\ \ You sound like a teenaged girl wearing a pink sweater, for Chrissakes. Did he also give you his letterman jacket and a promise ring?\ \ Man up!

• I nearly bled to death.%0D\ %0D\ You in danger girl!

• M A R Y!!!!!!!

• Read your own post, OP, and you''ll have your answer.

• [QUOTE]lubed up to accept him[/QUOTE]\ \ \ \ Mary.

• Like taking a shit in reverse.%0D\ %0D\ Now your turn: what''s it like to be a fucking moron?

• OP= straight guy with no friends and no life

• Moi aussi, j''ai detecte l''EST.

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZRTbjpFCF4

  Licking r5 all over.

• I can''t remember, OP...I got fucked for the first time when I was around 10 years old by another boy 13.

• There was a long thread on Jezebel.com about this. Why don''t you go over there and do a search for it?

• OP = USA.

• [quote]to consummate our relationship[/quote]\ \ Isn''t Virginia Woolf dead?

  Harold Bloom

• "we decided"? Can you not make decisions about your own body by yourself?

• It feels like you''re shitting out the most enoumous EVER. %0D\ %0D\ And then it doesn''t and then it does and then it doesn''t and then it does...

• Oh, God, I mean shitting out the most enormous turd ever.%0D\ %0D\ But I ususally do...

  R21

• OP, you can expect a loud POP sound, much like when you open a jar of vacuum-packed nuts.

• I love you, R23.

• This thread is useless without pictures.

• Dear child...%0D\ %0D\ Close your eyes. And think of the good of the empire!

  Victoria R.

• [quote]What does it feel like to get fucked in the ass for the first time?%0D\ %0D\ I found out after I voted for Obama and he had a gay bashing preacher lead his inauguration. I didn''t like it.

• [quote]. My bf of three months and I are going to a B&B in the Berkshires to consummate our relationship\ \ Why don''t you ruin your own bed instead of an old couple''s making a living running a B&B?

• OP, we''re not your j/o source.

• I just HATE when people use the word "fucked" to describe sexual intercourse. If you''re planning to lose your virginity to a lover, you don''t call it being "fucked," it SHOULD be called "making love" or something to that effect. What is the world coming to?

  Anonymous

• bring black sheets.

• Reruns again?

• R30, they are going to consummate their love.

• R30 = hippie dyke

• OP is such a little troll, it''s not even funny. He probably already has a prolapsed anus.

• OP, why do you think it will hurt worse than those giant dildos you''ve been using? You ain''t no virgin.

• I am not OP but I have a serious question.%0D\ %0D\ I have seen in some videos where the guy''s hole just opens up huge like a tunnel to an amusment ride at Disney.%0D\ %0D\ I saw one guy push billiard balls out of his anus!%0D\ %0D\ Is it from lots of hole play that makes the hole able to do such tricks or are some folks just born with wide holes?%0D\ %0D\ Frankly it grosses me out

  YoungAndConfused

• IIRC, the original thread had some pretty funny posts.

• Trolls have tiny sphincters.

• "good or bad, happy or sad..."%0D\ %0D\ but if at first you don''t succeed, try, try again.%0D\ %0D\ the first time it feels good, it feels FUCKING AMAZING!!!!

• Make sure you do it bareback or it doesn''t count.

• Didn''t we do this exact thread 2 years ago?

• Well i remember back in the day when I first did the deed; it was the first time I channeled Maria Callas. I know I hit high notes that must have startled those walking by Lincoln Center''s Met. We were in one of the Lincoln Center apartments. To say I was ecstatic would be very modest. I know Rudolph Bing always smiled at me thereafter well into his 90''s.

• So if a gay guy has never been penetrated, is he a virgin?

• OP = Eric the Midget

• Familiarize yourself with the concept of a "top", r44.

• We''ll be departing shortly, as soon as my bf gets home from work. He took a 1/2 day, while I took the entire day off. We nearly "consummated" our love last night. We were talking aboutt the trip and of my being pentrated for the first time. Well just talking about it got us all horned up, and one thing led to another. We refrained from anal. We did some quick oral...I blew him as he fingered the outside of my hole.%0D\ %0D\ %0D\ Oh this is going to be some trip. I''m apprehensive about the pain, but can''t wait for the pleasure. And knowing it''s with him makes me more comfortable. The man I love. The man who loves me. I have a feeling that once I try it, it''ll become addictive and I''ll never want to go one day without it.

  OP

• Oh, OP. Damn.%0D\ %0D\ You lost MAJOR points with your follow-up at R47. Too forced, not believable, not funny.%0D\ %0D\ Game over.

  less is MORE on DL

• Any guy who hasn''t thrown his legs up in gay submission is a gay hinny-virgin, not to be confused with the christmas virgin or the off spring of a female donkey, of course.

• R49 I love that post. It all sounds like something made of chocolate that you could buy from Swiss Colony, next to the Merry Christmouse and the three orphan raccoons in a log made of chocolate.

• Le sigh.

  Trolleena

• r47 is not OP.

  The Magic of Trolldar (TM)

• It''s different from getting fucked in the finger.

• Well, we''re here. Weather is ghastly and ride up was exhausting, but the B&B is quite nice. The proprietors seem warm and friendly. There was hot apple cider with cinnamon sticks waiting for us in our room. They were yummy. The whole place is very atmospheric. %0D\ %0D\ %0D\ We''re due downstairs for dinner shortly. I just know the other diners will be staring at me, knowing what my bf is planning on doing to me a short while later. When they look at me, all they''ll probably be able to see are two legs spread eagle and taped to the ceiling. I''m sure it''ll be all over my face. I''m too much!

  OP

• Didn''t we do you before OP?

• Have fun op, but as a gay guy who hates anal, be prepared for a shitload (no pun intended) of pain.

• Yes, we did r55. The original thread was pretty funny.\ \ Sorry OP, you really have to up your game. Personally, I think the new Phylicia Rashad thread has the potential for seriously funny mental illness.

• "It''ll be happening to me this weekend."\ \ Take my advice and don''t do it. The ass is not designed to be fucked and all it does is damage it. That''s why I don''t do anal.

• As I remember, the original thread had some very funny posts from the perspective of the B&B owners and the other guests.

• [quote]Didn''t we do this exact thread 2 years ago?\ \ More like every six months for the entire eight years I''ve been on DL.\ \ OP, as if the overly florid language you deployed weren''t a big enough clue that you''re trolling, there''s this tidbit:\ \ [quote]I use rather large dildos regularly\ \ Why on earth would you be so worried about getting fucked if you self-penetrate with "large dildos" all the time? You already know how to relax your sphincter, which is the toughest part for true virgins (by that I mean never inserted any object into their holes) to get past.

• Be prepared for living with Depends for the REST of your life - if the anal does not kill you first. You might do better with surprise anal though - I suspect all of the preparations you are doing leading up to the blessed event will just going to tighten you up in anticipation.

  Your UNCLE

• It hurts like fucking hell trust me, and it doesn''t get any better no matter how much yr partner might be into it.

  Fucking hate it

• Well it''s over. My boi cherry is officially popped. First he ate out my puss-he to relax my boihole and get it sloppy and wet. He then lubed me up. I was shuddering in anticipation of receiving his manhood for the first time. He did not plunge it in, rather entered me quite slowly, pushing in my gradually. With each half-inch, he looked at me to make sure I was okay. That''s all he was concerned about: me. He finally made it all the way in and began thrusting. He gyrated his hips faster and faster. My cries were the twin shrieks of excrutiating pain and intense pleasure. It was an amazing experience, made even better by the fact that he did me raw. We both got tested a few months ago. We''re both negative, so no need for any protection. I trust him. He trusts me. End of story. So all in all it was a wonderful experience. I''m sure our neighbors in the B&B got an earful!

  OP

• Oh shut UP.

• Dear Diary\ Since I gave my flower to my lover on that fateful night on the 400 count Egyptian cotton sheets he has not returned any of my phone calls. I fear I have been used.

  OP, whimpering as I type

• [quote]a gay hinny-virgin\ \ What?

• You should''ve killed yourself when he put it in you. Sin never dies. Sin never dies! At first, it was all right. You lived sinlessly. You slept in the same bed, but you never did it. And then, that night, you saw him looking down at you that way. You smelled the whiskey on his breath. Then he took you. He took you, with the stink of filthy roadhouse whiskey on his breath, and you liked it. You liked it! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over you.

  We''ll pray.

• what 23 year old describes his bf has having a "penis" when discussing a sex act?\ \ I think this was written by a woman.

• "First he ate out my puss-he to relax my boihole and get it sloppy and wet."%0D\ %0D\ Do tell.

• the agony, the ecstasy

• You immediately shriek "Owwww! STOP!!!!" and then think that you''re going to have to immediately go to the emergency room and then you think there is no way you''d do that because you''d be too embarrassed.

• OP, here''s the straight poop. Uh, let me rephrase ...

  http://www.cumm.co.uk/prostate of my mind.htm

• Thanks for the update OP. Now you can go home, write about it in your diary and move on. %0D\ %0D\ Make sure you have a good hiding place for the little key so your mom doesn''t stumble across it when she''s tiding up.

• [quote]what 23 year old describes his bf has having a "penis" when discussing a sex act?%0D\ %0D\ I think you''re on to something there. Slash-er trying out her technique, maybe?

• My frist time was at my house me and my friend we was chilling and I told him I was horny and he said wat did I want to do I said I want to get fucked in my ass he thought I was playin so I took pants off he started kissin me then he bent me over and started to eat my ass really good my ass was really wet then he put is finger in it and his touge in it then I told him to slide it in raw and it went in there it felt real good and then he got deeper and I cam out my dick then he said he was about to cum and he bust all in my ass my was was real wet it felt so good lls

• I was too young to get fucked in the ass for the first time on January 20, 1981 so it must have been on January 20, 2001.

• it''s like having a dick in your ass

• i could fuck you in the ass so you know what it feels like

• Did you shit in his mouth? Then it wasn't love.

• Please. The OP of this ancient thread has died of old age wearing a diaper by now. No need to pause here. Move along.

• Realizing that this thread was a year and a half ago is what it must feel like to have a bad trip while getting fucked in the ass for the first time

• I didn't read the thread but would anyone really go to a B&B to get butt fucked their very first time? Now come on, that's crazy.

• Like the Jobim classic: "So Nice". I actually found this site by Googling "I have a huge penis but I want to be fucked in my ass". Which is my issue. Everyone wants to suck my 10" dragon and take it in their ass, but no-one wants to boff my juicy tight booty (I'm a runner). I did get joy with my first Tgirl/CD encounter. I have adored TG/CD's for 8 years, and I'm really "bi-genderqueer" by extension. She had a constant Viagra hard-on, and she let me suck her and did me in the ass. I LOVED it. Can I have some more?

  Vallin

• OP here. The first time was the last time. Almost needed a colostomy afterward. Have a new boyfriend now. He's Asian.

• It feels like a turd got drunk and is carelessly driving up a one way street

• OP= obvious eldergay 23???? LMAO

• You're asking the wrong person. I have yet to learn.

  Jeremy%20Renner

• Two summers ago there was an almost identical thread but the troll was going to a B&B in Wallingford Connecticut to give his beloved his semi-butt cherry. Sounded EXACTLY like the Mary OP of this thread.

• Um, R88?

• It was cold and windy night. I was never quite sure what day it was all calendars were still in reverse order or BC'd. Alls I remember is hanging on to my staff for dear life and listening to those poor jealous sheep. It was over before dawn so I had time to pull the wool over my eyes in shame, but there was little pain and much gas locked in my bow wow.

  Dimitri%20Inmiasses

• My first was an 8x6 but have been practicing on candle sticks for about a month before. It was the most uncomfortable feeling ever. He thought it wasn't my first and I got really pissed.

• Surely, R91, you mean candles, and not candlesticks.

• Work with cucumbers, r91, much smoother than those baldwin brass knobs.

• OP, is there a secret to getting your hy-man to grow back? Based on the number of threads you've posted, you definitely know something we don't.

• Did you use bullshit as the lube?

• R85 has me laughing like a hyena

• I practiced with cucumbers and worked my way up to watermelons, but I still didn't have any takers for a night of hot vegemance. Besides, in retrospect, I would have limited my vegesexlife to a seasonal event.

• im not gay or am i ive just relised puting vib in my ass is out this world when masterbating but can i damage myself id like try a cock when is not so tite

• I wante dto talk about it because I am a bi guy now but never was fucked until last night. I was nude in the kitchen and my roommate came home drunk and on thing led to another he ended up stripping and I sucked his 7" cock and the only thing had been in my ass was carrots and bananas. He pulled me up off his cock and said he wanted to fuck and I did too. We went in my bedroom lubed my ass up and i took his big boner hurt for 2 minutes felt like i had to poop for 5 more and then I got a boner while he fucked me and came in me for 20 more minutes. It was really good and I can't wait to be fucked again!

• I fucked my asshole today with a plastic penis. Its not that bad if you use oil or Vaseline. It happened 5 hours ago but my vagina is still watering. :/

  http://www.datalounge.com/cgi-bin/iowa/ajax.html%3Ft%3D9732371%23page:postReply%2C9732371%2Cundefined

  Me%20

• Last night my roomate fucked me for the first time. Last week he walked in my bedroom unannounced and caught me sliding a carrot in my hole while watching porn and shut the door and i was embarrassed. Then 2 days later on Saturday night i came home and his GF was just leaving he had been drinking and he said do a shot with me so I did 2 with him and he pulled out a joint and we smoked. He left the room and came back nude, now I am 21 5'9" 150 and he is 25 6'0" 200 stud with a 7" cock. I said what the hell? He said hey I saw you in your bedroom, do you want to suck my cock or what? I don't know? he said well have a couple more hits and we smoked it all. J said, you strip too and I was looking at his big cock and I was getting horny but never been with a guy before. Now I was real high and I stripped we were both naked and I got a boner and he touched mine and I stroked his and then we sucked each other and we were all into it 69 on the couch. J kept rubing around my hole and then stuck his finger in and I liked it and gyrated my hips. he got up and said I want to fuck i made him get lube and Jon lifted my legs and mounted me. My first cock slid in my hole and he fucked me for 30 minutes bareback, it hurt for 5 minutes then I liked it and got a boner the whole time. He and I both stroked my cock while he fucked me and told me how tight I was and that he was going to fuck me more than just tonight. i told him want you to fuck me more it feels so good in my hole. he said you now have a cock and a pussy, do you want me to cum in your pussy? and I said yes and with that J came hard in me and I came too at the same time and he went down and sucked me dry. It was so hot and now he is fuckeng me just about every day. When his GF leaves I go in and suck her juice off his cock and then he fucks me too. that was 4 weeks ago and last night I hooked up with a Black guy with 8" but made him wear protection and now I know I want to get fucked by a lot of guys!!! cocklover

  sliderr

• do you know i am leena i am 29 years old girl i have 5 children but i am not married every 1 hour i will fuck

• my frist time was graet i was 16 years old

• The negro gardener had his way with me behind the woodshed. I walked up to my mother's bridge club meeting and announced I was a woman now- I'd started bleeding. You could have heard a pin drop.

  Twee

• The very first cock up my ass was a 10-inch black python. The guy was a bodybuilder whom I met at a bar. He invited over the next night for dinner and ostensibly some fun. I only planned on sucking him off, but once I saw it I couldn't help myself. It enslaved me, and before I knew it I was sitting on his lap facing him as he pumped away. He said it'd be the position causing the least amount a pain. It was painful first but then it turned to ecstasy with each powerful thrust touching my he spot for the first time. I'm now addicted to black cocks. The end.

• when i was 14years old i use to always wair my pants skin tight with no unwair when i looked and wood see othere boys looking at my ass it made me git a hard on. one day 5 older boys raped me.i allways wanted to see what it felt like to fucked in yhe ass. well i liked it.i didnt something that hurt so much would feel so!!!!!! good i made it a regaler to meet tow of the boys every week. oh by the way i am a gay boy now i love dick in my ass

  johnny dominguez

• Iwas 15 when i got a 7inch dick up my ass. It hurt a littel at frist but i liked it very much it felt soooo good.Ishot cum whie out tuching my dick. oooh that rely felt so so so so good!Ilove it so much i want it all the time. Ilove big dicks.

• This thread is horrifyingly terrible. Wow.

• the frist i got a dick up my ass i was spending the nigth at my frends. and were playing around and he grabed my ass and that felt funny but at the samr time it made me a littel horny and littel hard. He saw that i had a ferm dick and got horny. So he came on to me. Iwas only 13 at the time and he was 16i only had a 4 inch dick and his dick was 6 inch.well i went for it it felt good.Iliked it he fucked me in the ass for an long time. He finly cumed in my ass oh the felt so good i didnt want him to stop now i spend the more than three time a week i cant git to much i love his big dick in my ass.every time he fuck me he cums in my ass and make me cum three times to his one time i never vwant him to stop .I love his big dick in my ass.IT FELS SO GOOD When he cums in my ass i love it a lot

• r21...2 nights ago or 4 weeks ago? One BIG "OH DEAR" for this thread

• Damn! All these guys starting at 14 makes me think I missed out on several years of hot times when I was a teen, too.

• my cusin and i aways spent the summer and we would allways seep i the same room. one time we played around and he goosed me in the ass i didnt know i had a hole i my pants and he saw the hole in my pant.I aways used my pant sin tight and i didnt like to waer under waer. he goosed me in the ass and his finger went in the hole in my pants and in my asshole.It felt good to me and i let him keep his finger in my ass it made me git a hare on.then i told him that it felt good.Then he asked me if i wanted him to fuck me. I seid yes We were only12 year old at that time.It sure did feel goodi He cam right awy in my ass.When i felt him cum in my ass that made me cum all so it felt sssoo good.Now we are 28 and sill git it on togther. IT SILL TUNES ME ON HAVEING HIS BIGGER DICK IN MY ASS IT MAKE CUM EVEN MORE WHEN HE CUMS IN MY ASS.I LOVE HOW THAT FEELS. WHEN HES NOT AROUND I USE A BOG DILDO IN MY ASS YHE REAL DICK FEELS SO MUCH BETTER IT MAKES ME CUM MHEN.HE SHOTS A BIG LOUD OF CUM IN MY ASS.I ALL SO EAT HIS CUM WHEN I GIVE A BLOW JOB.I LOVE HIS CUM IN MY ASS MORE.

• I am 25 and i got my frist dick when i was 13 i was a littel sore in asshole for a week but it felt good when i think of how sore my hole is i jakoff.And i git my wad off. but when i meat some one how i like and wants to fuck me in the ass i go for it. In fact i just fucked 3 minetes ago and my ass is so fuel of cum it is leking out and it feels so good . Iam still so horny i am going to jackoff as soon as i git off this cumouter so by by for now ps ilove for good looken boy to fuck me and cum iin me

• the frist time i goy fucked in my ass.i was at home with a frend and we were wondering what it felt like to take a dike up the ass.so we fliped picked a number and the one how got the low number losr.i lost.my frenf fucked me frist.it hurt ar frist after 5 min it felt realy good he made mr cum.he just strated to cum in my ass when 4 of my frends waked in on us it realy surprisd us i qas so imbearst.thay liked what thay were seeing and wanted yo fuck me allso.ehay striped and all took there turn fucking me in the ass.thay all shot thereloud of cum in me.i told them that stays between all of us.thay said ok only if thay could fuck me againe i said ok so thay all left.i told my freand yhat fucking at frist i hat to say this but that felt realy realy good.for my frist time.i love how it felt when thay cummed in mt ass i was so full of cum i had to go sit on the toylet and let some out.after i came back out he wanted to fuck mt agein i was so horny i let him fuck me all he wanted ike it that much

• I am 17 and just goy fuck for my ftist time i like it i hope to do it agein soon

• The very frist time i was looking at a gay boy jackoff he didnt see me.That got me so hot i had to go up to him and ask him if he wanted to be fucked he seid yes.As he strip all the way.he sure did have a very good looking ass.I wish i had a dick as big as his.My dick is very small.And thats when i got fucked in the asshole for my frist time it felt so good i got week at the shakes.Iwanted him to fuck some more so i titened my asshole and then i losen it around fore times i made him cum in my ass by doing that i diden want him to take his dick out of my ass i liked how good it felt in my asshole. he made me cum for the time in my life and felt graet.I loved it. Now i want to be fuck every day.My hew frind and i just got done fucking not more than 2 min ago.

• Bitch you'll be fine just suck it up my first time I got all worried but when I started to feel Pane my bf did to faster and it actually made us in a better relation ship just relax and let it make your pussy cum

  Sexy%20ass