I can''t believe we Damon Butt fetishists missed this, but 40 years ago yesterday, October 8th, The Damon Butt was born, destined to give pleasure to many. Let us celebrate it, share the joy it has given us and revel in its mysteries of hypnotic attraction.\
Oh, yeah, and happy birthday, Matt Damon (the rest of you).
A one-term butt with some balls would have been better.
Is it a one-term butt squeezed between two non-consecutive cheeks?
better ad the Hollywood Bump, rumored to be about + 5 years
He looks older than 42. Do fat asses start to sag like fat lady boobs as men age? Will his hideous huge butt cheeks dangle down to the backs of his knees soon?
I was disappointed to see how thin his legs were. They are as thin as his fuck buddy Affleck's, but at least Damon has a better ass.
He has a fat female ass. Not attractive at all.
I'd bump that ass, for sure!
Some sweet stuff there. Dat butt's da bomb!
But he's not a female, R23.
I don't know why but the Damon Butt Troll always cracks me up.
That's some sweet, sweet stuff.
"Will his hideous huge butt cheeks"
How are they hideous, R21?
Big asses are revolting. Fat assed people all look like they're wearing diapers. Disgusting.
skinny assed people look mean and unappealing.
more bounce to the ounce for me.
I only likeskinny butts. You can have all the obese diaper wearers you want.
Gorgeous guys who've gone gray
Matt Damon, who burst onto the scene by winning an Oscar for the screenplay of his 1997 drama "Good Will Hunting," is still as hot as ever! But now that he's 42, the father of four girls between the ages of 2 and 14 is looking — how can we put this delicately? — more mature, thanks to his graying hair. "I point out all of the gray and I say to my daughters, 'You did this and you did this and you did this,'" he recently joked to People. "They really think it's funny."
I'm not a troll. I'm an admirer of extraordinary posteriors, and frankly there are many. But there is only one gold standard, only one Mona Lisa, one Great Wall. Matt Damon's butt is the yardstick by which all others are measured. It was perfect then. It is perfect now. It will always be sweet stuff.
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it ... You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"
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