Any gay/bi NASCAR drivers?

I was going to say Jeff Gordon. I guess I'm done here.

I don't think he is, but I wish Carl Edwards. I'd also wish he would do a naked backflip after a race.

Apparently SportsPro, some British industry mag, had this to say about Kasey Kahne:

[italic]NASCAR?[/italic] Oh, dear.

Yoo-HOO!

None allowed. Come on people NASCAR, FoxNews and Hunting are like one big family.

Come back to the DL, Tony Stewart, Tony Stewart.

Jeff Gordon is straight. Some delusional queens want him to be gay because he's so cute and cuddly.

I am a potential NASCAR driver and I am gay.

Yeah R9 I think that someone is Marc Consuelos. You know the guy Jeff flew to so he could be with him the whole time he was filming on location?

Interesting R10, how are you handling disclosure of your sexuality?

Ralf Schumacher younger brother of Michael Schmacher and Italian dirver Valentino Rossi.

How does anyone believe that Jamie McMurray is straight?? Every time he opens his mouth, a designer NASCAR purse falls out! His mannerisms ping like an alarm clock! He and Scott Speed both got married around the same time. Does anyone believe that those two weren't ordered by NASCAR to man up?

Jeff Gordon hooking up with Marc Consuelos is well-known in Daytona - the birthplace of NASCAR.

If you are gay no Nascar, go for LeMans or even Indy racing, actually if you are gay, non-white or female. Also stay away from Country Music too, the soundtrack of Nascar and the Republican party.

My family is very well known in Nascar. Dale Jr is straight, Jeff Gordon not so much. This comes from my aunt that really never talks about anyone. I am straight and while at home I jokingly said "fix me up with Dale Jr or JG" The reply was something along the lines of Dale Jr is into the younger bimbos (not an exact quote) and Jeff Gordon is not interested in women.

[quote]If you are gay no Nascar, go for LeMans or even Indy racing, actually if you are gay, non-white or female. Also stay away from Country Music too, the soundtrack of Nascar and the Republican party. How do you make it to lunch everyday without killing yourself?

The Gordon gay rumors were started when he was a young hotshot just starting out, and Dale Earnhardt Sr. made a comment about Gordon being gay because he didn't have loads of girls hanging out with him in the garage. (At the time, Gordon was dating his first wife, but on the dl, because it was against the rules for them to date (job conflicts). Of course all the Earnhardt fans jumped on Sr's comment, and the rumor pretty much stuck. %0D %0D Not to say that Gordon isn't gay/bi, just that there has really been no evidence to support that notion. Ironically, the gay rumors about Earnhardt Jr. partly stem from him never having any women with him at the track.

I've met Earnhardt, very nice guy. Jr doesn't ping at all. I knew a girl that dated him a while back who says he is really "big". Met Kurt Bush and his wife at a party. They were never closer than 10 ft from each other. He was off to the side talking to a "buddy" on his cell phone for a long time

The Gordon gay rumors were started at DL when he was a guest on "Live with Regis and Kelly" and Kelly mentioned that Jeff Gordon and her husband stayed out all night together. That comment hit DL within minutes like a major shitstorm.%0D %0D Of course the gay rumors began in Daytona Beach long before Dale Earnhardt Sr. made any comments. It was because Jeff always stayed at a gay B&B when he was in Daytona for a race.

Which gay B&B, R21?

[quote]The reply was something along the lines of Dale Jr is into the younger bimbos%0D %0D That's funny, considering that one tabloid claimed Jr.'s gf is a married woman - in an article that conveniently came out the week after NE's (latest) accusation about Jr. being gay.%0D %0D If anything convinces me that Jr. might be gay/bi, it's that photo of him and another guy on a boat. I don't know of any straight guys that sit around like that.

Link to that pic, r23?

[quote]Which gay B&B?%0D %0D I don't recall the name, just the location. It's between University and Seabreeze and between A1A and Halifax. Spanish colonial style on a very big lot with a fence around the perimeter. %0D %0D

A bit off topic but the latest, most interesting rumor I've heard is between Mark Consuelos and Brody Jenner.

Denny Hamlin.

R17, do any of your family members know the France family? Are they as controlling over the drivers personal lives as they are of the whole business?

It didn't help stem the rumors about Jeff Gordon became a fulltime driver for Hendrick Motorsports and got the nickname "Rainbow Warrior"

r29, that wasn't Gordon's nickname...his pit crew were called the "Rainbow Warriors".

Jeff Gordon's car was painted with a rainbow design.

Still, R30, it was kind of gay.

How about Joey Logano? He pings to me.

The pit crews are filled with closet cases. I have been with a couple of them. One said that there are 3 or four drivers that are gay, but NASCAR, and sponsors protect them.

Is it this pic R23?

Very hot, R35. I always thought Jr. was hot, AND something makes me think he's a progressive. If I remember correctly, he was Bush bashing during the election.%0D %0D Gay or not, I think Dale Jr. seems like a pretty cool guy.

Yeah, Jr seems like one of the more interesting personalities in nascar

I wish Carl Edwards was gay. He has a porn star look to me.

Who is the guy in the pic with Dale Jr.? He's cute and has nice feet.

Carl Edwards has a nice ass body:

Unfortunately, he has a tard face to go with that body.

Good nascar gossip is kind of hard to come by. It seems like a lot of fans don't like to speculate about the lives of the drivers, let alone the concept of "bearding".

OMG, r35, that pic is so gay!! Straight guys don't put their legs across the penis area of other guys!!

I've seen R35's picture many times and it is very telling. NASCAR is very much a dictatorship in running the sport and I believe they control the images of their top drivers.

Carl is on the Late Late Show right now. He seemed awfully interested in Mary Lynn Rajskub, despite being married. He absolutely must be straight.

That doesn't necessarily mean anything, R45. You can be mainly interested in one sex and have a little interest in the other.

R41, If his face looks "tard"-ish, then it's one of the all-time sexiest I've ever seen.

Carl is very sexy, and very nice, too. I've met him and he is even better looking in person.

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Good God some of you faggots have incredibly active fantasy lives when it comes to who's queer and who's not.

What gay guy would pursue this as a career? Driving around in circles while wearing a heavy uniform that causes unnecessary sweating? Um...no.

ok first of all dale earnhardt is not gayy he has a wife???? and i mean really how can he be gay with a wife????? he is a legend just like his father... now if you think gorden is gay that is a different story.....i have seen a pic of that its on faceboook

Ahhhh, R52, Jr. is definitely NOT married. Trust me!

I've always heard there's at least 1 big time gay driver. It's always followed by "and no it's not Waltrip", lol. Poor Michael Waltrip. Everybody, except maybe him, thinks he's gay. Kids and wife can't outweigh that voice.

I'd be surprised at Earnhardt, never gave off any vibes, but who knows.

I'd bet my last dollar it's Stewart. Getting a little old in the tooth to be an unmarried straight guy. Is completely bitchy to women, and practically wags his tail when he's around the better looking young racers. Fat = self-loathing comfort eating. Tries too hard, as in this fan's account of him "wooing a lady":

[quote]It was then, just before fans started to file in, that I got to witness Tony Stewart flirting, hard core flirting, with a woman. Upon reflection, now that I%E2%80%99ve had a week to think about this occurrence, I%E2%80%99m thinking it was all for show. Maybe he just did it because he could, not that she wasn%E2%80%99t really pretty (she really was and she was totally his type) but maybe it was more just to show whoever was around that he had game? I don%E2%80%99t know, but it was kind of awkward.

R52 Married doesn't always equal straight.

We need the return of The Tony Stewart Troll for this thread!

Come back TST, please.

Personally, I want to know what Tony "Bringing NASCAR to The Gays" Stewart has to say about last weekend's Daytona 500. Edwards must be so disappointed!

Where are you Tony "Takin on the Haters" Stewart?

I'm right here, R56. I have already commented about Daytona AND my victorious Nationwide win in the other Nascar thread.%0D %0D FUCK YOU, R54. I am as straight as they come. I love the ladies and they love me. If you know so fucking much, you would know that I am dating a young lady, fucker. I just hate it when people make shit up. If you don't know what the fuck you are talking about, then shut your damn piehole. Asswipe.

NASCAR

Really?

Let me guess, you ate at cracker barrel yesterday. Your favorite TV slow is Reba. You've been to Dollywood.

How is Macon this evening?

Jamie McMurray just set my goddamn tv on fire!

I know I'll get flamed for this but here goes anyway. I make my living in motorsports and I know many of the NASCAR drivers well. Dale Jr and Keselowski had a fling, which is why Brad got an early career start with Jr's team. Rumors about Denny Hamlin and the "buds" he lives with are whispered a lot. Vickers retreats to his Chelsea loft to disappear into the Manhattan crowd.

[quote] Dale Jr and Keselowski had a fling, which is why Brad got an early career start with Jr's team.%0D %0D THIS Brad Keselowski?? Ping Ping Ping!!!%0D %0D I guess Dale Jr. likes 'em younger.

I always thought Hamlin pinged big time. Must be hell for him driving for rabid xtian Joe Gibbs.

"I always thought Hamlin pinged big time. Must be hell for him driving for rabid xtian Joe Gibbs."

Not only thought, Denny and the Gibbs are neighbors on Lake Norman.

"Dale Jr and Keselowski had a fling, which is why Brad got an early career start with Jr's team"%0D %0D If that's true, Jr. has some seriously bad taste in men.

Reply 10 are u a nascar driver and are u gay

Jr and Keselowski didn't last long when the much younger Brad started fucking around with another driver closer to his own age. Jr is high maintenance, moody and painfully closeted. Denny is even worse, and driving for Jesus-freak Gibbs is a serious problem. Denny's bf doesn't even go to the track wth him.

Now we're talking! Good gossip, r66 - keep it coming!

Here, here, R66. I had never even gone to that place with Brad, but can totally see it. Denny is interesting. And Jamie M. is a huge queen!

Speaking of Jamie M. - he is from Joplin, MO.

Love DL's own Tony Stewart!

Tony and Gia Giudice better not get wind of each other!

Jeff Gordon is the Tom Cruise of NASCAR.

In the movie Days of Thunder, Tom Cruise actually portrayed a fictional driver much in the likeness of Jeff Gordon.

R66 here at Charlotte. Brad and his new Nationwide squeeze seem to be having issues.

And who might that be, R74?

give us a hint, r66.

Brad's on the pole (hehe) for the Coca-Cola 600 at Charlotte this weekend.

Wow, check out this site. It has everybody that ya'll listed! Apparently, there are nine gay boys in the top tier of racing, and it even seems to be common knowledge.

Openly gay NASCAR driver Evan Darling is a cutie.

I've meet Dale Jr. in the past, he was very friendly, and went out of his way to talk to my friends and I. Couldn't tell if he was gay, but he was very cute.

r78, I think that list of nine is just a list of the racers the webmasters like best. I doubt Mark Martin is gay.

I still say that Tony Stewart has a thing for Kasey Kahne. He looks at him with total fascination and Kahne is a pretty one.

I strongly agree with you on that R82. I've thought that for years.

Who's the cute younger Home Depot racer? I saw him on a soda machine at Home Depot (his image on the machine).

Oh, it's Joey Logano - not cute.

This article was floating around about Kasey a year or two ago. I think there were several at the time. He is cute.

I really don't believe that article is true about Kahne. However, the trash that Stewart is dating now just shows how desperate he is to cover. I've always thought there was a little curiosity between him and Kahne...haven't decided if it has been explored or not. What do you think [R83]?

From what I know about Tony Stewart - and I am friends with the Zipadelli brothers (Greg and Scott) - he is often not very nice to people. And no, that did not come from them. But Tony always seemed to have a sparkle in his eyes when Kasey is around. Frankly, Tony is way out of Kasey's league look-wise. Kasey is definitely a soft-spoken pretty boy. Since Kasey was so young when he started, he probably benefitted from Tony's experience - on the track. I would bet they had more than a few drunken nights together, but in the end it was probably nothing more than that. Just my gut.

I had no idea who Kasey Kahne was, but after googling him, I can see why Tony Stewart has a crush on him. He has such piercing blue eyes, and he has that All-American look. He's hot!

[R88], if you are friends with the Zipadelli brothers then you know that Tony can often be cantankerous, but is also a very giving person when it comes to charities and friends that are in need. He even won a Humanitarian of the Year award from Home Depot in 2010.

During Kasey's Rookie of the Year speech, Kasey nervously explained how much Tony had helped him become a better driver and how much his friendship meant to him. Tony's speech even mentioned Kasey and called him friend.

Either way they have a cute flirty friendship. Tony's nickname is Smoke...Kahne has been heard calling him Smoky and even seems a little star struck still.

Anyone wishing to appreciate the fascination should watch the linked video. Tony literally stares at Kahne's eyes, lips, and face while he talks...even softens his voice when he talks to him.

That video shows more than a few drunken nights...

Tony absolutely has many redeeming qualities - and he is actually more my type than Kasey is. I was only responding to the point that Tony seems to push people back which makes the friendship and chemisty between he and Kasey kind of cute. I have to be careful with my observations and opinions about Tony and Kasey as some fantasy on my part is definitely present.

[R91] you sound as if you have seen the two of them together. Tony roughhouses with the other drivers and crew members, but not Kasey. He's different with Kahne. I saw him rub Kasey's back at a dirt track race a couple of years ago while they were talking. Interesting dynamic....they do have chemistry...though I've wondered if either were aware of that.

Don't know if this was mentioned earlier, didn't see, but wasn't there a race car driver who died of AIDS in the 90s that many suspected of being gay?

Yes. Tim Richmond. Big free spirit and "drug abuse" was named as the cause. But who knows. He was cute!

Saw Trevor Bayne interviewed after the race today and wondered about him, so I looked him up online. The video on his search for 'Midnight Hole' didn't turn out to be what I thought it would be.

Trever is a bit of a Jesus-freak.

Trevor Bayne has missed the last few races because he got bitten by a tick and had Lyme Disease. This has not been confirmed in the press, only that he was "bitten by an insect" and had a bad reaction. You heard it first on Datalounge, folks!

Anyone watch the Coca-Cola 600 sunday night? I felt so bad for Jr. - thought he was finally going to win ending his winless streak.

Bumping - just to get a nascar thread get to 100!

Trevor Bayne likes to find the homeless near each race venue and, in his words, "witness to them." He's more than a bit of a jesus freak, he's a card-carrying nutter, but then he has a lot of company in the NASCAR ranks.

[quote] Trevor Bayne likes to find the homeless near each race venue and, in his words, "witness to them."%0D %0D Only an arrogant and entitled 20 year old kid with lots of money, would have the AUDACITY to do something like that.%0D %0D I wonder if it ever crossed his mind to actually HELP that homeless person with a hot meal?

Wow about Trevor. I was a little turned off by his praying (to each his own,) but that seems cold. But typical of a religious freak from what I can tell.%0D %0D And is this now a record for a NASCAR thread?

Jeff Gordan is married with 2 children. Does his wife know he's gay/bi?

[quote]Jeff Gordan is married with 2 children. Does his wife know he's gay/bi?

I [italic]think[/italic] I read here years ago that she either caught him in bed with a guy or had photos of him in the act that she held over his head.

The wife used to "date" Brady Anderson the ex-baseball player.

R105, I think that was Jeff's first wife. He's had both his kids with his second wife.

Bumping for Brad Keselowski's win at Kansas on Sunday. Second of his career with the "big boys!"

ASSCAR is cock full' o' closet cases! EVERYONE knows that Tony " Millicent" Stewart is gayer then a picnic on a spring day. He and Joon--yur supposedly had a brief, although rather tumultuous affair---Little Fail supposedly broke it off after people began talking about it. BTW---it was Earnhardt Sr. who started the rumors about Jeff G. being gay! Jeffy's team mate Jimmie isn't gay, but his CC Chad is even more flamimg then Stewart, if that's possible. Smoke was quite a flamer back in USAC and even his early Indy days, but toned it down once he got to be a bit famous. Isn't his , um, "girlfriend" delightfully trashy? The *drool drool * BEEYOOTIFULL Kasey Kahne does indeed play for Team Fabulous! Oh, to get that sexy little man alone for an hour....Kasey is just SCRUMPTIOUS! * YUM * And, Jamie "Mac Mary" is a raging queen!

Oh my! Kasey Kahne! Yes, he IS quite the pretty boy! I can't believe that he's 31 y/o! I heard that he was involved with one / some of the young men that drive for his USAC / WoO teams. Clint Bowyer is quite handsome, but he doesn't ping on my gaydar. Too bad! I'd go down on him in a nanosecond! Tony Stewart likes his men young and pretty, preferably with blue eyes, like Kahne. And from what I've heard, Smoke like topping. Dale Jr. is sooooooooooooo deep in the closet, he sees Narnia! Looks hot in his Wranglers, tho! LOVED the commercial where they showed a close up of "Juniors junior"! Jamie Mac has issues. He's more flaming then Mikey W., if that's possible! Denny Hamlin and Kasey Kahne supposedly had an affair, but Denny broke it off.

I am going to have to watch a race or two to see how far off you guys are on these hunky pieces of man-meat.

R109 Ok now re-write that in English.

R109 is speaking a version of English called "Appalachian Meth and Moonshine."

Best gossip I've heard in a while, keep it coming!

We should make this the official DL NASCAR thread.

Although he's never pinged, Kurt Busch has announced he and his model wife are divorcing after only a couple of years being married.

I wondered why Kurt Busch was kissing some other woman after he won the race last week!

"Although he's never pinged, Kurt Busch has announced he and his model wife are divorcing after only a couple of years being married."

The Bush bros mom's name is---GAY BUSH! I AM NOT KIDDING! Both the Bush boys are straight, thank goodness, though Kurt looks like he's been grabbed by the ears a few times. Anyway, I know some people involved in racing and NASCAR, so here is some shit that I've heard. True or not, I don't know---just idle chit--chat. Old Coach Gibbs must be one of those "tolerant" xtians--what with all the gay drivers he has / had in his employ. If Joey Logano doesn't set the gaydar off the chart, NO ONE will. One of the reasons Tony Stewart left Gibbs Racing was because Coach knew he was gay. He was ordered to find a "girlfriend". However, TS hooked up with the GF's hot brother--who was a taxidermist (????)--and she bearded. Dale Earnhardt Jr. is gayer then a bag of Christmas bows. Just ask his friend " Snooter", he was the guy who had his feet in Joonyur's lap in the infamous pic from the Enquirer. Ask Brad Keselowski,too. BK and TS supposedly had a hook-up in Vegas, having dinner and seeing a Cirque show together. Mikey Waltrip's motorcoach driver, Benito, supposedly had his own gay website w/ naked pics. And we ALL know that Mikey is one of the gayest gays that ever gayed! Jamie Mac Mary was threatened with being outed, so he married, popped out a kid and became a Jesus freak. Rumored to have had affairs with Kasey Kahne, David Ragan and a crew member. Kasey Kahne is a classic closet case. Hangs around with the hot, young drivers from his dirt teams and took one of them to the Bahamas. NEVER seen with a woman, unless it's his mom. TS is hopelessly in love w/ Kahne, BTW. Chad Knaus--Jimmie Johnson ( now THERE'S a porn name for you! ) CC--- is totally flaming. Don't let the hot Brazilian GF fool you. His alleged BF is a crew member on Jeff Gordon's team. JG has been on the DL forever. The crews, officials, PR people in NASCAR are full of gays. Hey---it IS a man's world, you know! No Pings--Juan Pablo Montoya, the afore mentioned Bush bros, Matt Kenseth, Carl Edwards, Ryan Newman, Jeff Burton, Greg Biffle and Kevin Harvick. Weak pings--Brian Vickers, Denny Hamlin

More Digger, please

Is this the Kasey Kahne that you all are referring to? ( see link) Well......I never was really much into Nascar, but I may have to start watching now! This is a BEAUTIFUL young man in a dangerous profession! * fans self* He has GORGEOUS eyes! LOVE the "bot next door look". Looks like I have some new J/O material!

OOOPPS! I was So excited about this hidden treasure I forgot to post a pic of this little hottie! Drool away!

Back in his early Indy days, Tony "I'm not gay, I have a big boob blond girlfriend, so I'm not gay, ok?" Stewart was the bitchiest little queen that ever sashayed down Pit Row. Toned the diva act down once he became famous. When he got his NASCAR ride,he was literally ORDERED to stop the drama queen shit--not that he ever really did. There was a reason why his his # 20 JGR car was called "Homo Depot"! Why do you think his fire suits are so tight across his ass? Hello? Didn't he just get his initials tattooed on his back????

Tim Richmond, the driver that died of AIDs had a beauty queen girlfriend who contracted AIDS from Tim. Tim was a certified asshole. His girlfriend's story is sad. She had an interview on 48 hours a number of years ago.

Ever notice how Chad always kisses Jimmie whenever Jimmie wins? Ever notice how Stewart is always touching Kahne? Speaking of the delish Mr. Kahne, why do you think he's going to Hendrick? HMS is a haven for gays! HMS is literally "Gay Paradise"

Interesting picture, R120.%0D %0D Looks like Kasey Kahne has a nice little cold sore above his lip. I wonder who he got it from?? **glaring at Tony Stewart**%0D %0D I also love Miss Kahne's severe eyebrows. Joan Crawford couldn't have done it better herself!

Kasey Kahne looks like he smells of grease and sweat. Yuck!

Digger, you are full of shit. First off, Chad Knaus broke up with Bruna, the Brazilian gf YEARS ago. In fact, he was cheating on her with his CURRENT girlfriend that lives with him Lisa. %0D %0D Second, there is no way in hell that Joe Gibbs would force Tony to get a gf as a beard, especially one that was MARRIED when they got together. If Gibbs wanted Tony to beard, I am quite certain that Tony would not have gotten a married woman. His reputation took a huge hit when he took up with a married woman and it was the buzz of several forums and messageboards.%0D %0D %0D Kurt Busch and Eva were married for longer than a few years, dumbass. Also, she is the one that wanted out of the marriage, not him. %0D %0D %0D You have so much WRONG info, that it would take me all day to correct you but since I have things to do, I just corrected the obviously blantant lies that you posted.

" Kasey Kahne looks like he smells of grease and sweat. Yuck! "

Well,then we better get this yummy young man in the shower! If THIS is what a man who smells like grease and sweat smells like, then I will GLADLY sniff him!

Is it grease or COOKIES Kasey is smelling?

Digger, you actually brought up a name that is interesting - David Ragan. Hardly ever see him, but he seems kind of cute and I do sense a bit of ping there.

" Why do you think his fire suits are so tight across his ass? Hello? "

Because Smoke is fat ass? No WONDER he's sponsored by Burger King, Nabisco and El Monterrey Burritos! I LOVED when he was sponsored by Subway. Here's fatty Tony whoring for a company whose motto is "Fit and Fresh"! Thank GOODNESS Subway wised up and decided to go with Carl Edwards, who has an AMAZING hot bod!

Watching the Nationwide Race. VERRRRYYYY interesting dynamic between Clint Bowyer ( ! YUM !) & Tony Stewart ( ! YUCK !)

MAJOR pinging with this bunch! Besides the usual suspects-- Brad K, Joey Logano, Jamie Mac Mary, Smoke. Aric Almirola? Methinks he's a bit fabulous! Heard a rumor awhile back that Elliot Sadler was hung like a mule. Anyone know if this is true?

Could this get any gayer? From Jayski...%0D %0D %E2%80%A2Some 'dancing' partner pairings at Daytona: Like it or not, the two-car draft is a must at Daytona International Speedway and will be a huge storyline in Saturday night's Coke Zero 400. According to Jeff Gordon, he picked his partner long before he arrived in Daytona and suspected most other drivers did, too. Here is the list of drivers who will pair up:%0D Teammates:%0D " #24-Jeff Gordon and #5-Mark Martin%0D " #88-Dale Earnhardt Jr. and #48-Jimmie Johnson%0D " #18-Kyle Busch and #20-Joey Logano%0D " #83-Brian Vickers and #4-Kasey Kahne%0D " #9-Marcos Ambrose and #43-AJ Allmendinger%0D " #22-Kurt Busch and #2-Brad Keselowski%0D " #1-Jamie McMurray and #42-Juan Pablo Montoya%0D " #29-Kevin Harvick and #27-Paul Menard%0D " #6-David Ragan and #17-Matt Kenseth%0D " #31-Jeff Burton and #33-Clint Bowyer%0D " #16-Greg Biffle and #99-Carl Edwards%0D " #56-Martin Truex Jr. and #00-David Reutimann%0D Non-teammates:%0D " #11-Denny Hamlin and #39-Ryan Newman%0D " #14-Tony Stewart and #34-David Gilliland%0D " #47-Bobby Labonte and #32-Terry Labonte%0D (see full story at Yahoo Sports)%0D other drivers expected to pair up:%0D #13-Casey Mears and #60-Mike Skinner%0D #36-Dave Blaney and #35-Geoff Bodine%0D #87-Joe Nemechek and #97-Kevin Conway%0D drivers not listed with a partner:%0D #7-Mike Bliss, #21-Travor Bayne, #38-Travis Kvapil, #51-Landon Cassill, #71-Andy Lally, #78-Regan Smith, , #66-Michael McDowell.(7-2-2011)%0D %0D

Trevor Bayne doesn't have a partner?

Trevor got some surprise anal from Brad Keselowski and was the first one out.

Interesting Cup Race and congrats to David Ragan! LOVED how "the rear ends were greased". Maybe I should try using Pam cooking spray as lube!

In yesterday's Nationwide race, Clint Bowyer called Tony Stewart "grizzly bear!" and Kyle Bush pushed Joey Logano's rear.

And you all think NASCAR isn't gay.............

Trevor got some surprise anal from Brad Keselowski and was the first one out.

Well, at least Trevor's rear was greased! And why---WHY---is deadly dull Matt Kenseth being sponsored by Affliction Clothing???? If you replaced Matt Kenseth with a cardboard cutout of Matt Kenseth, would ANYONE know the difference? If Affliction wants to be a NASCAR sponsor, they should have at least went with someone who has personality---The Bush bros, Tony Stewart, Kevin Harvick, Clint Bowyer or even Bad Brad K. Actually, the Nationwide race was more interesting then the Cup race, as they have been lately.

LOL, I agree - Matt Kenseth has the personality of yesterday's underwear.

Anyone watching tonight's race in Kentucky? Brad K. just took the lead after winning last night's race.

"Anyone watching tonight's race in Kentucky? Brad K. just took the lead after winning last night's race."

"......and here comes Jimmie Johnson on Kasey Kahne's rear !"

".....now Tony Stewart is coming from behind!"

"....looks like Jeff Gordon rubbed off on Ryan Newman!"

Kenny Wallace called Kasey Kahne a girl!

I really wonder if they ever THINK about how it all sounds. The whole picking partners/dancing partners from Daytona last week was totally over the "top" - with the common weekly expressions that R139 brings up. It's like a big ol' weekly country 'ho down!

Oh....MY! Thanks R139 for that gorgeous pic of Kassie Kahne! He IS a beautiful young man, but he really DOES need to do something with the eyebrows! Does he wax them? If ONLY all Nascar drivers looked like that instead of the Busch bros or fat ass Stewart!

Listen up, Pansy Brigade! Smoke is in the house! I'm the straightest straight whoever fucking straighted, got it? Just because I have pet Chihuahuas and Shi-tzus, twitch my hips when I walk, lisp and fondle Kasey Kahne DOES NOT MEAN I'M GAY! I'm straight, goddamit! And big fucking deal that I get my chest and back waxed at the "Le Chic" salon. THAT DOES NOT MEAN I'M GAY! I play grab ass with other dudes? It's a JOKE, you dumb fucks! A FUCKING JOKE! My girlfriend is HOT! She's got big tits and she's blond! That proves beyond a shadow of a doubt I'm a straight shooter, am I right? So, my fire suits are tight on my ass! Big fucking deal! I'm showing off my glutes for the girls, ok? Chicks dig my big, fat ass, what can I say? You homos can suck my dick!

Of COURSE you're straight, Tonya!

Ummmmm, "Tony," MOST of us would prefer that you DIDN'T play on our team.

"You homos can suck my dick!"

Um, no thanks, Tony! Especially after you've been driving around in a 100 degree car for four hours while wearing all of that Nomax.

Nascar has been in denial at least since Tim Richmond got, and subsequently died from, AIDS. I don't buy that a guy who cruised the streets af Atlanta in a limo all night, only to wake up in the backseat without his pants, his wallet, his rolex, or his memory of what happened the night before, got AIDS from 'heterosexual relations', as his Nascar friends and his family were so quick to claim.%0D These people admantly declare Richmond's heterosexuality in one breathe, while admitting that he lived a very wild, compartmentalized life in the next.

I always wanted Danny Sullivan to take me for a few laps around the track...

Sorry

Why do gays "accuse" others of being gay, if being gay is a good thing?

"Why do gays "accuse" others of being gay, if being gay is a good thing?"

It's part of the Gay agenda, toots! We want to take over the world! If all of the closet cases would come out, we would be a mighty force to be reckoned with! And---being gay IS a good thing! I enjoy it immensely!

[quote] Nascar has been in denial at least since Tim Richmond got, and subsequently died from, AIDS. I don't buy that a guy who cruised the streets af Atlanta in a limo all night, only to wake up in the backseat without his pants, his wallet, his rolex, or his memory of what happened the night before, got AIDS from 'heterosexual relations', as his Nascar friends and his family were so quick to claim.%0D %0D Are we talking about THIS Tim Richmond?%0D %0D I'm sorry, but I thought I was looking at a 1970's gay porn star, and not a NASCAR driver.

Hey! That photo of Richmond reminds me of someone, r151...

"It's part of the Gay agenda, toots! We want to take over the world! If all of the closet cases would come out, we would be a mighty force to be reckoned with! And---being gay IS a good thing! I enjoy it immensely!"

Hey, toots, your post showed me the answer. Gays are doofuses and it IS a bad thing to be gay. Thanks for the help.

i can tell you there are a few driver who like guys, cuz i have been with a few drivers and crew members. my dad's company is supplier for nascar and we go to many of the races. i am young gay guy who is now 19 and it happened with a crew member and then my cell phone stated ringing.

Thanks for being vague, R154

i don't kiss and tell not do i get fuck and tell

Last race of the season and closet case Stewart could win the whole shootin match over hottie Carl Edwards. And Brad K has a new boyfriend.

Tony Stewart has never seemed more gay to me than during this past week when he's been doing dual interviews with Edwards. Instead of sounding like a tough guy during those staged events, he came across like a bitchy queen most of the time.

Who is Brad K's new boyfriend?

Tony Stewart is the 2011 Champion.

I happen to personally know several drivers and Tony Stewart is the farthest from being gay as one could get. The man is a very private individual as are many other drivers. There are drivers who love to bring their "trophies" along to each and every race. Tony isnt one of these types. While we are at it why the hell do gay people like to talk about others being "gay"? This is why your kind are treated badly by some. Don't try and push your agenda on others and I bet you have less problems. Be gay all you desire, I could care less, but when you are openly expressing it in an inflammatory way its no wonder why the regular people get their panties in a bunch. I know it bothers the gay community but the straight community could really care less about watching gays slobbering all over each other to make a point. We get it! Now you get over it!

A big "WOOF" to 3 time Cup champ ( and sexy little bear ) Tony Stewart! Congrats, Smoke! 3 championships in 3 different formats--Winston Cup, Nextel Cup & Sprint Cup!

EXCUSE ME, r161! Are you aware that this is a GAY message board for GLBT people? Now, just GO AWAY!

"And Brad K has a new boyfriend"

Did he and Joonyur have a tiff? DETAILS, hon!

Why do I need to go away? I just stated facts that's all. I have good friends who are gay and they certainly do not talk such rubbish about straight people. They have something I call "CLASS" and I love them for it!

So who is gay/bi in NASCAR? I hear Tony Stewart is a big old homo.

You people are SICK! Tony Stewart isn't gay at all. Jeez cant you people keep quiet and act like you are almost human?

Yay, Smoke! JJ may be a five timer, but Tony is still the best driver--PERIOD! Stewart can drive anything and win! And, Tony is a hell of a lot more sexier then Jimmie! JJ is just so.....bland! Go for four in 2012, Smoke!

R167: What the fuck do you mean by "you people"? I suppose you also refer to blacks as "you people", also? Were you one of the rednecks who booed Michelle Obama? THIS IS A FORUM FOR GAYS--or, "you people"! Now, go back to IVillage like a good little frau, m'kay? SHEESH!

Forget about it, r69.

It's all over the Michelle Obama thread, too.

So happy for Smoke, although I would love to see Carl win one year too.

There is something VERY stinky on this thread and for ONCE, it is NOT ME!

GO SMOKE! Congratulations on winning your 3rd Cup! He passed 176 cars and came from the back to the front of the field to TAKE IT ALL! If any of you missed it, I feel bad for you! This final race at Homestead WILL go down as one of the most exciting EVER! Oh----Tony IS smoking hot and I am having some VERY naughty thoughts about where he can put his tongue ( see pic in link below!)

Tony Stewart is a hot sexy little beast!

...I'm a little teapot, short and STOUT!

Kasey got in a little trouble with his new team at Hendrick Motorsports and was forced to apologize after twittering that he is grossed out by breastfeeding women.

Kasey needs to appologize to Tony Stewart for not like to breast feed from him as well.

Bump for Daytona. Or, perhaps some kind person can start a new Daytona 500 thread? TIA!

A big WOOF! to one of DL's favorite cuddlebears-- Tony Stewart-- for winning Gatorade Duel #1 ! He rolls off P3 for the Daytona 500! Is this the year Smoke FINALLY takes the prize at Daytona?

Bump, even though the Daytona 500 got rained out and has to run today ( monday )

C-List driver Tony Raines' car is sponsored by "Rick Santorum For President"! UGH!

HOLY SHIT! Anyone see Juan Montoya hit the safety truck and set the truck, his car AND the race track on fire? Amazingly, no one got hurt and Juan walked away! DAY-UM! I've been watching racing for 20+ years and this is the most bizarre thing I've ever seen!

Is Michael Bay in charge of NASCAR now? That being said---and the fact that everyone is ok-- THAT WAS AWESOME!!

Jeff Gordon’s race ended after 85 laps when his No. 24 Chevrolet literally burned his engine. Gordon thought his gauges had malfunctioned. He had no indication there was a problem brewing.

First came the rain. Then came the fire.

Everything that could go wrong with this Daytona 500 did go wrong, and the first NASCAR race in primetime television will be remembered for everything but the eventual winner.

Journeyman driver Dave Blaney was leading when a problem with Juan Pablo Montoya's car sent him spinning into a safety truck.

The truck, which holds 200 gallons of jet kerosene, burst into flames. Montoya's car slid into the grass, and he gingerly climbed from it as fire trucks rushed to the scene. The inferno raged on, and NASCAR red-flagged the race with 40 laps remaining.

NASCAR officials were examining the track surface to determine whether the race could continue.

Jet fuel poured down the surface of Turn 3 at Daytona International Speedway, creating a fiery lasting image of NASCAR's biggest race of the year.

It was par for the course for this Daytona 500, which was postponed for the first time in NASCAR's 54-year history because of steady rain all day Sunday at the track. NASCAR initially planned to restart the race at noon Monday, but persistent rain forced series officials to make an early decision to hold off until 7 p.m.

The drivers were allowed to exit their cars after about 10 minutes under the red flag. Dale Earnhardt Jr. had been complaining he had to go to the bathroom, and Brad Keselowski was posting to his Twitter account from inside his car.

Dave Blaney is a hell of a dirt racer. Can run a sprint car like all get out. Would LOVE to see him win the 500, albeit in an extremely bizarre situation! If they call the race, Tony Raines in the "Santorum For President" car will take 3rd. Looks like Santorum found that 3rd hole!

That track doesn't look safe. I have a hunch there's still detergent and fuel on it, and there's damage to the safer barrier. This won't end well. Just call the damn race before someone gets hurt or killed.

Uh-oh! Mikey Waltrip is wound up big time! Nothing like a uber hyped up Mikey !

Biff--you dumb fuck! WHY didn't you make a move on Kenseth & Joonyur?? WTF??? SHEESH! The Daytona 500 is NO time to be a fucking gentleman!

Landon Cassill seems like a cutie and seems to have a bit of "open mouth, purse falls out" syndrome.

Maybe this link of Landon will work.

Brad & Dale...to by a fly on the wall...

I want a "From the Desk of Tony Stewart" post about losing the Daytona 500... AGAIN

I have heard from a couple of people that Dale is hung. Also, the pit crews are filled with guys who are into the occasional mm hook up.

Juan Pablo Montoya is one smoking hot Papi--in more ways then one! Seriously--I would do him.

"Uh-oh! Mikey Waltrip is wound up big time! Nothing like a uber hyped up Mikey !"

That was hilarious. I was thinking Mikey had gotten into extra 5-Hour Energy stash.

Viva Las Fucking Vegas, bitches! Yeah--it's me, Smoke, your fucking three time champ and I'm badder--and bigger--then ever! I must admit this 2012 season started out shitty. I got caught in a mosh at Daytona ( in which the object of my affection, Kasey Kahne, was involved. Thanks a fucking lot, pal!) then at Phoenix my car wouldn't re-fire after I tried to cut the switch and save fuel.

Things weren't looking too good for my fat ass, that's for sure! Everyone blamed it on me dumping my former crew chief, Darian Grubb, for Steve Addington. Well---if Steve could handle being CC for BOTH Kurt & Kyle Douche, he sure as fuck would be able to deal with me! And it fucking paid off in spades, since LVMS is one of only a couple active NASCAR tracks I never won at. Until now. What can I say? I fucking rule! Plus, I had on my black Mobil 1 fire suit, and I looked wicked sexy in it.

Speaking of sexy fire suits, I know ya'll think that I'm the hotness in my blue El Monterrey frozen burrito suit, but I look like the baddest of the bad in my black Armor All firesuit I wear when I race on dirt. Check out the pic below to see me in all my badass motherfucking hotness.

And the guy on my left is just a friend, ok? I met him Australia awhile back. I know what you homos are thinking and you can just fucking STOP thinking that,ok? I'm straight, goddammit!

And even IF I were gay--WHICH I AM NOT--what makes you think I'd want to fuck your nasty asses? I'll bet you 'mos fantasize about rimming my fat hairy ass. Not that I would enjoy it, 'cuz I AM STRAIGHT!!!!!

Anyway, on to Bristol and some awesome short track racing. See you in victory lane, ladies!

Tony, what is going on in your crotch area? Your firesuit looks really stained - in a BAD way.

"Check out the pic below to see me in all my badass motherfucking hotness."

I never knew that Australian dirt tracks had on--site cookie baking facilities.

Landon Cassil is kind of hot, if you like twinky bois. He goes to Sunday school with Trevor Bayne, so take that as you will..... Colin Braun is a hottie. Clint Bowyer is cute, sexy and funny but doesn't ping to me at all.

Brad & Dale...to by a fly on the wall...

Were they in the port-o-pot together?

R198, FUCK OFF IMPOSTER!

I am the really fucking deal. So fucking what i lost Daytona. I am the reigning champion and i will have plenty more chances to win Daytona.

Now, let's talk about how i schooled that cheater Jimmie Johnson for the win last weekend. Never count Smoke out, bitches.

Lots going on with being an owner, having a new crew chief, dealing with Danica and welcoming one of my best friends, Zippy into the fold.

I will be back this weekend, before the races to catch everyone up on my life.

Interesting thread. It's no Footballers in Love, but interesting nonetheless.

So, any good gossip? What's up with Joonyur & Kez? Is Denny still paranoid about coach Gibbs finding out about his boyfriend? Will Kurt Busch be a good boy now that he lost his elite Penske ride? Will someone PLEASE tell DW to shut the fuck up?

I'd love to know the real story about JR.

Oh FUCK yeah, bitches! FUCK YOU! Six races into the NASCAR season and what race team has won half the races? If you guessed Stewart-–Haas Racing collect your fucking prize.

Kudos to my teammate Ryan Newman for winning the Goody’s Fast Relief 500 today at Martinsville. Since Outback Steakhouse was his sponsor for this race, FREE FUCKING BLOOMING ONIONS! You know that my fat ass is soooooo fucking THERE! Gotta keep my girlish figure!

I would call myself the “King Of NASCAR” but that title belongs to Richard Petty. So I guess I’ll call myself the “Motherfucking Imperial Grand Fucking Poobah of Fucking NASCAR.” You don’t like it? Suck my dick!

Anyway, I’ve been a roll—-and added a few more to my stomach as well---since I dumped my “girlfriend” last year. It’s a lot easier just hanging around a bunch of men---manly men, like yours truly. Men who enjoy the company of other men in a non-gay type of way.

BTW, there are ABSOLUTELY NO HOMOS IN NASCAR, OK? None. Nada. Zilch. So if any of you flamers think that you’re going to hang out in the men’s room behind the bleachers hoping to score some action from me---that shit ain’t going to fucking happen, Nelly! I don’t need to fucking cruise racetrack bathrooms, ok? I’m Tony Fucking Stewart ! I’m fucking drowning in pussy juice from all the willing ladies I got lined up!

Women want to be me and men want to fuck me--or something like that!

Anyway, on to Texas. I’ve won there twice already, so third time is a charm! Don’t forget, dirt track fans: dirt season is starting so be sure to make a visit to my pride and joy---beautiful Eldora Speedway in southwestern Ohio. I just had the men’s rooms refurbished, so you fucking homos better not be drilling glory holes in them ok? Thanks!

What proof do you even have that links Jeff Gordon to being gay? Isn't he on his 2nd wife? And has kids. You are all nothing but a bunch of shit talkers. Wanting to start up drama.

r208--maybe you should talk to Mark Consuelos.

Oh, Tony Stewart troll--wherefore art thou? WTF happened to you at Texas?

Oh--Clint Bowyer is FUCKING HOT! He's cute, funny and looks fierce in his 5 Hour Energy suit!

I would do Clint Bowyer. He IS hot, in a farm boy kind of way and he just seems like a lot of fun! I'll bet he'd be a great lay!

Doesn't ping, though.....*sigh*

I don't think R217 is the real, true, and authentic TST.

The real, true, authentic TST used to tell us that there were gay men driving in NASCAR.

The real, true and authentic TST always reminded us that he wasn't gay, but that Jeffy Gordon was an TST also made some accusations about the horse faced driver (no, not Sarah Jessica Parker!)

Ok, take this as you will, but--- I know someone who used to work as an official for IRL. Juan Montoya is allegedly DEEPLY closeted. Tony Stewart was supposedly semi--open to those he knew during his early Indy days, but once he hit the bigtime, retreated to Closetville.

Scott Speed--total closet case.

Oh, NOT bi/ gay, but the late Dan Wheldon was one of the nicest guys in racing. Never had a bad thing to say about anyone and raced clean.

And I agree w/ r210 & r211--Clint Bowyer is a hottie!

You are silly, R213. Scott Speed is married with a child. I checked that cutie out a couple of years ago.

r211--I'll bet Clint could throw a mean, dirty fuck! I'd sure like to find out!

r213--Montoya is closeted? Wow, I have pretty good 'dar, and I don't pick up anything from him. Of course, I HAVE been wrong a few times, but that's pretty interesting if true!

Bowyer DOES look like could throw a wicked fuck. Kurt Busch seems like he be could a dirty, freaky fuck, too. Stewart probably just wants to cuddle.

Kyle Bush is gay he was caught with a black man mmmmmm prison style

Really, r17? what black man would be so desperate as to want to fuck Kyle Busch? Or, for that matter---who WOULD want to fuck Kyle?

What was with the rainbow wigs Jimmie and crew were wearing @ Dover? Is NASCAR celebrating Pride Month?

r 219---unfortunately, the wigs had nothing to do with celebrating pride. It was for a "Madagascar" movie promo. I kind of got my hopes up, too, but then it was explained. Oh well, maybe someday.

Some shirtless pics of Jimmie Johnson and Kasey Kahne from the triathlon they just competed in together.

Johnson looks great. Kahne has an even 'twinkier' body than I would have guessed.

Link @ R221 is no good. Here's a pic of Kasey's lovely body

(He won at New Hampshire today, good for him.)

The only reason people started the rumor about JG being gay was because he drove a car that was painted in rainbow colors and was called the rainbow warrior. He's not gay. Just a tiny little man with lots of money and a sexy wife. BRAD KESELOWSKI is gay. Period. End of story. Jamie Mcmurray is too.

Jamie MacMARY is so flaming, he should have have "Little Queen" painted on the side of his car! Joey Logano--- !PONG!

@ r22---who is the hot daddy on the far right of that picture? YUM!

@ r224--ITA! Logano pongs off the chart!

Kahne is HOT! He needs to be shirtless more often!

Anyone know what's up with everyone's favorite mental case Krazy Kurt Busch? Heard rumors he might go to SHR.

Well it seems that Hamlin's beard is knocked up. Anyone know what Denny's boyfriend thinks about this? I'll bet fundie Coach Gibbs is going spazz over this---his gay driver with a pregnant "girlfriend". Is it even Denny's? Any gossip?

I was shocked when I heard the Denny's going to be a father. Oh, and I am in love with Brad K. and cannot figure out why...he is not exactly a pretty boy.

That was a shock about Denny. Once again, reporters here need to be sure of their facts. Can break a lot of hearts if not.

Regarding Brad, could it be his lips? He & Joey Logano have what have been described as DSL's? Bet they both would give good oral satisfaction.

My Fave is KASEY KAHNE.

I'm BACK, you bitches---with a vengeance! Check out my uber manly helmet throw at Matt "I Robot" Kenseth ( about 1:00 into video) Fucker. THIS is what happens when you try to dump my ass. You're going to get cock blocked and a helmet thrown at you. You DO NOT fuck with Smoke, bitches. Ever. EVER. Fuck you.

Gee ,Tony----are you repressed about something? LOVE the little sashay you gave just before you threw the helmet. NICE ass, BTW!

Poor Tony, all that pent up rage from bearding.

How old is he? Still waiting for the right girl to say "I do" I'm sure.

speaking of repressed gay NASCAR drivers, WTF is the deal with Denny knocking up his beard? If it is indeed his. what does Denny's BF think about it? SOMEONE must know!

Kahne still looks hot, but it seems like his hairline is receding a bit. But with a bod like his, who the fuck cares?

No one can throw a helmet, or a hissy fit,like Tony! Check out his form---and his spectacular, big, beefy ass. It's almost artistic in a way.

um, I guess a pic WOULD help !Tony in motion--a thing of bearish beauty.

Wow! That IS a spectacular ass! It's just so--what's the word I'm looking for--symmetrical? WOOF!

HELLO!!!!!!!! Folks, come on, isn't it so obvious???? Joey Logano!!! LOL!!

Clint Bowyer is the HOTNESS! Plus, he's funny and down to earth. Pretty blue eyes and a hot bod---what more could I want? I would LOVE that Kansas boy to plow my dirt! He would definitely need some 5 Hour Energy when I get through with him!

Oh, I agree r236---Joey is gayer then a bag of Christmas bows! He makes Jamie McMARY look butch!

Yep! Smoke DOES have an incredible ass!

Drivers I would do:

Clint--oh HELLZ yeah! Those mid-western boys can throw wicked fucks! I would be his bitch without ANY hesitation.

Tony--Yeah, I would do Smoke. I'll bet he's an all star pitcher. Probably a nice, slow, comfy fuck who likes to snuggle afterwards.

Aric Almirola---sheeeee--ittt! THAT is one HOT young man! And he pings off the chart! LOVE his Ekrich Meat racing suit! He totally rocks it!

Kasey--Soooo pretty and with a smoking hot body to boot! I would OWN that ass!

Brad K--yeah, not to good looking, but I'll bet he can suck it deep and suck it long.

I wish Marcose Ambrose was gay! totally hot.

I have been to several races and agree totally some drivers are gay, but I find the pit crew men to be so sexy hot. Woof.

There are more gay drivers than people here think. If it ever got out NASCAR would be ruined. There was quite a scandal back in May/June that rocked the foundation of the sport. Completely surprised it never got out but then gay actors/actresses and athletes are rarely outed and there are A LOT.

Oh, come on r242---spill it! Was it Joonyur & Kez? Did Denny and his BF have a tiff over Denny being a baby daddy? Did Stewart get caught with Kahne behind the porto pots? Did Jamie McMary get down with Juan "El Jetdryer" Montoya?

!!!! DETAILS !!!!

r242 : I'm going to put a couple of scenarios out here and just let me know if I'm getting warm.

* Does it involve why Joey Logano is leaving uber fundy Joe Gibb's team to drive for Penske?

* Stewart is rumored to be involved with a crew member of the #39 (Newman's team)

*Is it about Dale Jr. & Brad K. or Jr. & Kahne?

It's about Jr. and Brad K. Just saw Brad K on today's pre-race show and those lips are too hot not to have had a cock between them.

Oh to be that water bottle!

My guess is Denny Hamlin is gay.

So spill your guts "Nascar Official."

All I know is Tom Cruise isn't gay. He drives race cars, how could he possibly be gay? Gay men have limp wrists and couldn't possibly operate a race car.

Some say that's just a dumb stereotype, but those stereotypes are only offensive when David Letterman makes fun of me being a butch lesbian. As I told my good friend Tracy Morgan, as long as *I* am not personally offended, it's not offensive.

r245---Did Joonyur and Brad K. actually get caught? Did someone try to blackmail them or NASCAR bigwigs ( The France family, etc)into keeping it quiet?

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I am in love / lust / heat with Clint Bowyer. Too bad Jeffy fucked up Clint's chance for the Cup. I was soooooo hoping that Clint would kick Jeffy's ass.

If you don't think this hunky Kansas farm boy is hot, then fuck you.

@225: The little "red-head" next to Kasey is BRAD SWEET. They share a ride in the Nationwide series for another team owner, the #38 GREAT CLIPS Chevy. Plus BRAD drives for KASEY's team in another racing division. I think KASEY & BRAD make a nice couple, don't you?

Do not know the guy on the right; he is probably a pit crew member on JIMMIE's team. jimmie said he was able to get 15 of his crew to sign up for the event.

Brad Keselowski captures his first Sprint Cup championship!!! Go BRAD!!!!

Only I would know

Wouldn't it be fabulous if Brad were one of us?

How cool to maybe have a gay NASCAR champion. BTW his house backs onto Jr's property. Just sayin.

Well, R257, we all knew they were bumping something!

Brad K is ugly as sin. He is the ugliest Nascar champion ever.

R259 = Tony Stewart

I can't get into Clint Bowyer, he looks like a blue eyed version of my father when he was young! He comes across as a country bumpkin!

LOL read through the comments. The ones from so called straight guys (cough cough) going they are not gay because married with kids. Nah they are not that stupid, but if they are well, don't look at craigslist, all your buddies are there. How many post see where goes like, Wife and kids gone, need a quick dick now !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

r256---Joey Logano ( who ! PONGS ! off the chart )is going to be Brad's team mate at Penske. He's going into the cursed Shell / Pennzoil #22 formally piloted by everybody's favorite psycho Kurt Busch and the ill fated AJ Allmindinger.

I wouldn't be be surprised if these two hook up on the downlow.

Clint Bowyer IS hot! I would drop to my knees in a nano second for him!

Is it just me, or is Tony Stewart getting fatter?

Just what the hell is going on at Hendrick? Are Jeffy, Joonyur & Kasey having some hot 3--way action? Does Jimmie watch? Or does he get down with CC Chad?

Daytona testing is going on this week. Our boy Denny Hamlin was only there for the first day and then flew home to be with his wife who is due any moment.

Denny isn't married to his beard. Is his BF still stashed away in the guest house?

I'm back, bitches! Well, it's that time of year again---getting ready for Daytona. And, I'm also racing in one of my favorite fucking races of all time: THE FUCKING CHILI BOWL! Which I won twice, btw and WILL win again.

Nothing gives me a major boner like dirt racing. It's a very manly sport. Hundreds of manly men getting dirty, greasy and smelly, racing at breakneck speeds against other manly men---no Nellies need a apply! Check out the link below to see me and my midget car in action. Think you dainty little queens can rumble like that? I didn't fucking think so. You might break a nail or get your hair messed up.

And of course, I look hot in my Bass Pro shops and JD Byrider firesuits. They're both black and NO ONE can rock a black racing suit like me! I got women BEGGING to fuck me, because as you all know I'm not gay. Take a number ladies hehehe!

My best buddy Kasey Kahne is also racing in this year's Chili Bowl. Don't let his looks fool you. Kasey is a tough little shit and we've bumped and rubbed on many occasions. And I mean that in a racing way, because I'm not gay. And neither is Kasey. Sure, we enjoy touching each other, but it's manly touches. The way manly men touch each other.

Well, I'm very busy. Just thought I'd let my gay fans know what was up with me. I really like the new car that NASCAR came up with. We'll see how it bump drafts. Maybe I'll bump Kasey's rear. You know, for testing purposes.

EDITOR, can we remove R251's post. It is RUINING this tread.

By the way, hunky, heterosexual Denny Hamlin became a DAD yesterday. Guess he's NOT so gay afterall.

Sooo.....Danica is dating Ricky Stenhouse Jr? I always thought she was a wee bit butch.

Looks like Ricky just baked some cookies...

Ricky looks like...20 and that butch Danica...40?

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Ok, now that the mess is cleaned up...

Daytona is 3 weeks away.

Where we left off...Danica Patrick has left her husband...for Ricky Stenhouse, Jr...who has gay face!

OOPS...link to wrong line...sorry!

Danica Patrick on the POLE for Daytona 500. How hung is she???

HOLY FUCKING SHIT! Kyle Larson is one lucky little dude! NASCAR is trying to get ALL video of that wreck pulled! Fuck CNN for blaming Brad K! Regan Smith even admitted the wreck was HIS fault because he tried to put a block on Brad.

For fuck sakes: Restrictor plates don't work! I KNOW they were put on because of Bobby Allison's death, but THEY DO NOT WORK!!!

Word to NBC---it's Tony Stewart NOT Larry Stewart!

R305, I agree except that Bobby Allison is alive. Now both of sons, Davey and Clifford, are dead.

OOPS! You are indeed correct r306! Now, the thing is, if this kind of wreck happened during a NNS race--with a smaller engine---what's going to happen at the 500 with the gen 6 cars? All of the cars are unique to the manufacturer. The Fords look like Aussie V8 supercars. The Chevys seems to have a lower nose then the Fords, but the Toyotas and Chevys seem to be able to draft together

Nascar needs to ditch the plates. If EVERYONE is running at the same top speed, the cars can't open up and shit like this happens.

Many women in sports are believably heterosexual, but Danica Patrick is not one of these women.

[quote]You people are SICK! Tony Stewart isn't gay at all. Jeez cant you people keep quiet and act like you are almost human?

R167 = Ann Romney.

Are you saying Danica likes the pussy, R308? She WAS married and now dating a VERY masculine who also drives!

Anyone else think Brad K & Joey Logano will go on the dl? I mean, c'mon! Sure, Brad is the current champ, but the two of them are downright fug! They both PONG off the charts.

Speaking of ponging-- if Aric Almirola isn't gay, I'll turn in my 'mo card. Seriously. Major cookie face.

THIS is a bad slash fic just BEGGING to be written.

Brad & Joey:

I don't know what she does behind closed doors, but I'll tell you that she pings my gaydar and my gaydar is top of the fucking line. The right woman could turn her forever.

I always thought Danica was kind of butchy. Even in those Go Daddy ads where she's glammed up and parading around in a bikini, she still looks dykey. In a few years, I'll bet she'll have a major cane face going on.

Denny Hamlin bulge.

Yum @ R315!

I'll see your Denny bulge and raise you Kasey Kahne package. Bonus : 6 pack and cum gutters.

Check THIS out, bitches! You KNOW you want some of THIS! Rocking the black firesuit--I AM FIERCE!

Wow. Tony seems to have Ken (Barbie) crotch. Kasey has a nice bulge going on - I never would have guessed. I guess we know why Tony has the hots for Kasey.

Shutup Denny or I'll slap you with my big fat hillybilly peter.

Elliot, if Denny's not free, I am.

I can tell you all about Denny's bulge.

Current NASCAR Champ Bad Brad K. supports gay rights.

Article from outsports.com

Of course he does, R323. He's nothing but a BIG 'MO!

A more in-depth article about Brad from gears4queers.com. Seems like he has invoked the wrath of the Westboro Baptist Assholes.

GOOD FOR YOU BRAD KESELOWSKI!

Does anyone know if Jeff Gordon & Mark Consuelos are still hooking up?

The Denny and Joey lover's quarrel is now officially a threesome. Smoke is mad at his baby bitch.

Did you see how fat Stewart's gotten? I could not believe how big he was until I saw him walking away from Logano after the bitch-fight got broken up. He was huge...in the belly region.

I hope Denny's pee-pee was not injured in the crash.

Sad pic of Denny at the hospital.

Awww...poor Denny! I hope this doesn't end his career. I'm not really a fan of his but--DAYUM! Logano is a BITCH!

That arrogant little cunt Joey Fagano is a lucky son of a bitch. He's lucky he lived to see another day.

He and Den-Den should have kept their lover's quarrel off track. So-- what does that asswipe "Moldy Bread" go and fucking do? He goes and hits Den-Den, takes him out and now Den-Den might have a career ending injury.

Then the little twat has the nerve--THE FUCKING NERVE--to cock block me on the re-start. I had a good shot at winning until that nasty little fucker pulled a block. Well...as you all know, NO ONE FUCKS WITH SMOKE, bitches!

No. Fucking. One.

He was good at talking shit until I decided to waddle over there and punch his ugly face in. Then, his crew members stepped in to protect his sorry, skinny ass. Afterwards, what does that little shit do? He throws a water bottle at me! A fucking water bottle! It should have been a baby bottle. What a pathetic little douche. Maybe Summer's Eve or Massingill should be his sponsor.

Yeah--man up and grow some hair on your microscopic balls, Joey, and lets settle this old school style. Meet me behind the port-o-pots--just me and you--and you can say hello to my left fist of death. Ive been told I know how to use my fists, bitch.

Check out this video of me in all of my fatass, badass motherfuckery.

[quote] Ive been told I know how to use my fists, bitch.

He sure does!

Fat ass tony is so brave he took the go daddy girls crew with him to mouth at joey. Smoke is the biggest Blowhard spoilled brat on the race track. Talk about little rich boy racer joey...how about being given half a race team for FREE. Mr do-as-i-say not as-i-do ....CRY BABY

r334---Tony was given half of the former Haas CNC team on the condition that he turn that team from being a grade Z operation into a championship contender. He did just that. How many championships has Logano won? He replaced Stewart in the #20 at JGR and won ONE race--and that was on a call by his CC Zippy plus a rain shortened race.

Yeah, I rag on Smoke, but that's because I love him. That hairy little motherfucker can drive ANYTHING and win in it. He was an Indy car champ before going to the $$$$ in NASCAR. He's won in winged sprints. He was a USAC Triple Crown champ.

I'm not going to defend him on going after Logano. Tony threw a block at Mikey Waltrip at last year's 'Dega race, took out half the field and cost almost $2,000,000 worth of damage to cars.

Denny out for six weeks - Elliot "big fat hillybilly peter" Sadler to fill in.

Now it looks like Mark Martin is in the mix to sub for Hamlin with Brian Vickers taking Martin's races at the fabulous Michael Walrip Racing.

The hotness that is Clint Bowyer drives for Mikey's team. Here's Clint going after Jeffy. Best part is at 2:20, when Clint jumps out of his car and runs down pit road to get to Jeffy. NICE ass shots of Clint.

I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna get ya! I'm gonna get ya!!!

I find this hard to believe that no gays ave any real believable gossip on any drivers or crew members. There has to be something that is factual....anyone?

[quote] I find this hard to believe that no gays ave any real believable gossip on any drivers or crew members. There has to be something that is factual....anyone?

The NASCAR closet is dark & deep. Ask Jeff Gordon, Dale Jr, Tony Stewart, Brad K and Denny Hamlin.

[quote] Check THIS out, bitches! You KNOW you want some of THIS! Rocking the black firesuit--I AM FIERCE!

Um...check WHAT out BooBoo Bear? Was it cold out side? Nice thighs,though.

Oh, to be in between those thick thighs of Tony Stewart at R318. Where's that pic of his butt in the red suit? I know it's in here somewhere...

You can have fat ass Smoke! I'll take Clint Bowyer ( Or even Kasey Kahane)

In Charlotte, one can't spit without hitting someone who works in NASCAR. Like someone else said the closet is dark and deep. I mean way deep. The worst kept secret appears to be Brad K and Junior. I think the best kept secret is Denny and Kyle. There have been rumors about Denny but yet nothing about Kyle, which is hilarious.

Is it true that Tony Stewart is a crossdresser?

LOL @ R346!

Big win for the underdogs this weekend.

No 1st hand knowledge of Tony, but mutual friends are finding the gay rumors harder and harder to refute. I was very close to Tim Richmond. His team owner(Raymond Beadle) was married to my first roommate. He surely wasn't the first gay NASCAR driver, but he was the first to die from AIDS.

So are you saying the Tim Richmond WAS gay, R348?

Tim Richmond's story was just sad. He had the driving chops to be another Dale Sr. Unfortunately,the " hookers and blow" lifestyle took it's toll. To this day, no one will drive the # 25---it's considered a jinx and he is very seldom mentioned, even in a negative way. And yes--he was quite handsome.

[quote] Is it true that Tony Stewart is a crossdresser?

I think I just threw up......

I'm sure he can rock a caftan, though.

[quote] I think the best kept secret is Denny and Kyle.

With each other?????

R349

As far as I know hookers and blow don't cause AIDS. What a lot of blow could cause is a loss of inhibitions which lead one to experiment in areas they otherwise wouldn't. So I'm not saying he was straight up gay, but he definitely was bi-curious enough to cause him to assume room temperature.

"To this day, no one will drive the # 25---it's considered a jinx."

It is? Then why did Hendrick continue to field the #25 car until 2007? That's 18 years or so after Tim's death.

I notice that it did not work out well for any of them considering Hendrick performance with the rest of the time. I am friendly with Jerry Nadeau and he suffered a career ending brain injury - but he was already out of Hendrick when that accident happened. Good guy!

I thought Michael Waltrip's pre-race walk down pit road couldn't get any gayer. I was wrong. Tonight he stopped to chat with Tony about his Prada shoes.

LOL! I only heard him say he has not had any new shoes since his wife left him 7 years ago.

*YAWN* Jimmie wins All Star Race. Nice try though, Kurt. Would've liked to seen Krazy Kurt win the million $$$$$.

Fuck Jimmie Johnson. Fuck Chad Knaus, too!

How the he'll did Jimmie restart on pole for the final ten lap segment? The first four finishes for him sucked and he ends up on front row? I thought the previous finishes determined the restart. NASCAR is fixed!

I don't know about the drivers but I had a thing going for 8 months with one of the pit crew of a Hendricks driver. There are a ton of closeted pit guys. He did say he was sure Dale is at least bi. He will not mess with anyone involved in racing.

Did he say anything more about Dale except he was at least bi, R360? Details, please?

He said Dale was a good guy, which kept him protected. Dale also has dirt on the others, so they really keep it quiet. He said one of Dales buddies made a comment about Dale being pretty well hung.

I can believe that, R362. Thanks!

[quote] I don't know about the drivers but I had a thing going for 8 months with one of the pit crew of a Hendricks driver. There are a ton of closeted pit guys. He did say he was sure Dale is at least bi. He will not mess with anyone involved in racing.

What about the rumors about Dale Jr & Brad K? Any truth to those?

I have decided: I am TOTALLY in love with Clint Bowyer. I want him in me--deeply. Or, I can plow his back 40, if he prefers. NASCAR needs to give Clint a camera, a mic and just turn him loose more often. He seems like a cool, free spirited type of guy. It helps that he's sexy as all fuck, too!

Here's a pic of Clint and team owner, the FABULOUS Mikey Waltrip!

I agree, Clint is totally hot! A complete package.

I also agree about the tons of closeted pit crew members. I always watch the pre race show just to see these hotties. These are MENS!

It's nice to see so many Here on DL have interest in this sport. It makes me curious about the people here who like NASCAR. What is your age and location it's okay to ask, no research just curious to see the different ages and locales of gays who follow this sport I love so much.

Let me start

Gay male, 46 on Sacandaga Lake in upstate NY.

Gay Male, 40, Central Connecticut Shoreline. Grew up going to the Waterford Speedbowl, Stafford Motor Speedway, and Thompson Speedway. I was employed part-time for 15 years by two of the three speedways in a reasonably high profile position (aka, most people - drivers, fans knew who I was. I still go on occasion. I know gay drivers and others closely associated with racing. I personally know Scott and Greg Zipadelli, including their cell phone numbers. I have information that Tony Stewart could confirm that is not "google-able" - if he ever wanted to confirm his Datalounge "presence."

(R369). 368 here and thank you for that. It made my day.

Glad I could make your day, R370. It was a tough day to make anyone's day today. Full moon? At any rate, as the saying goes - we ARE everywhere! There were plenty in my circle of racing and never felt alone!

48 y/o gay man in Ohio. Dad & uncles raced dirt late models, mods & sprints. I didn't really a race a lot ( don't have the chops ) but enjoy working on cars. I love ALL racing--including NASCAR--- but my true love is the local tracks. And yes---racing is chock full o' homos!

39 y/o gay male. I live in Hurley, NY and love all things racing. NASCAR, boats, bikes, Indy and go karts. I have horrible gaydar but I see so many hot daddies at all the tracks and my fantasies are wild about them. Hot!

43 gay in columbia sc. Love the sport and think that there are many gays involved.

If-- BIG IF--any NASCAR drivers were to come out, I think it might be Brad K. He's let it be known that he supports gay rights,and he was willing to take the shitstorm that came with his views.

Attention Mikey W: Hon, we ALL know that you are fabu, ok? You are the Liberace of NASCAR.

r369--do you think Stewart would ever have the balls to come out? Or will he go to his grave denying who he is?

Kasey Kahne just strikes me as asexual. I know the girls think he's adorable--and so do a lot of boys--but he has as much sex appeal as a stick of gum.

Anyone got the scoop on the Dillon brothers? They are some little cuties!

Right on, R375 - on all points.

Brad K. says it like it is - and for that I will always be a fan. Damn Westboro Baptist "Church" was all over him.

I think Tony Stewart is gay as a goose, but will never come out. I think Dale, Jr. would come out way before Stewart.

Not a driver, but any scoop on Chad Knaus? ( Jimmie Johnson's CC) A couple weeks ago--maybe Darlington?--they showed him in the garage area and he was literally mincing! Hand on hip, limp wrist,pursed lips--he was out-queening Mikey W!

I'm not into NASCAR but there are bi and gay men in it but I'm sure they are pretty closeted, or maybe some are sort of out living in a glass closet but just stay single or are just out to people in that business?

We are NOT gay! We just haven't found the right girl yet and are very busy with our careers!

I was married to a beautiful woman and have several equally beautiful daughters so you KNOW I am NOT gay.

41 lesbian, Minnesota. I've been watching NASCAR since I was about 19.

Much like my good friend Micheal Waltrip, I'm also married to a beautiful woman and have two adorable kids. Plus, I'm a Christian so you KNOW darn well I am NOT gay! Now, if you'll excuse me, my other good friend Mark Consuelos is on the phone and wants to go to brunch with me.

Dear Clint Bowyer,

Please fuck me. Fuck me hard. Fuck me raw. Lick me. Own me. My ass is yours.

Thank you.

Miss Toni Stewart wins today at Dover.

Bumping...

Saw Chad knaus interviewed today. He is so gay. Any dirt on him from anybody?

Chad had a model "girlfriend" rolled out for a while. They were supposedly going to get married, but no marriage emerged. He looks like there are always freshly baked cookies nearby. Chad is in his 40's now and never married so my guess is that he is someone's boyfriend in the garage area.

Speaking of swishy crew chiefs--Bob Osborn, Carl Edward's former CC flamed bigtime. I was surprised he wasn't wearing a caftan embroidered with the AFLAC duck whilst calling the shots from the pit box.

Does anyone else think that Manica /Stenhouse is a mutual bearding situation? If so, why didn't "Butch" Patrick just hook up with her boss, Tony? THAT would have been one hell of a power couple!

"Does anyone else think that Manica /Stenhouse is a mutual bearding situation? If so, why didn't "Butch" Patrick just hook up with her boss, Tony? THAT would have been one hell of a power couple! "

It will not last if he keeps wrecking me...umm...her. :-)

I agree something is very fishy about the Danica Patrick/Ricky Stenhouse coupling. Apparently "smelling cookies" is now frowned upon here, but classic face. And the purse falls out whenever he speaks.

In other news, Jason Leffler was killed last night in a non-sprint cup race in New Jersey. Struggled in Sprint Cup because he was pushed along through the racing ranks too fast - too soon - think Danica. In way over her head. Cute guy!

Leffler was one hell of a dirt racer, but just couldn't cut it in NASCAR. Met him at a car show about 6 years ago. Nice guy and TINY! Maybe 5'2"-- 5'3" at most.

Jason had a young son, but no mention of a wife. Wiki stated: "Jason had a son, Charlie Dean, and resided in North Carolina. A single father, Leffler was devoted to his son and they spent much time together, including at race tracks." Oh, and they also reported that he was 5'3" and weighed 130 pounds - so good guess, R391. When you met him, any ping?

I was watching the nationwide race today and aftter the race was over the press was interviewing many of the race drivers and so many of them ping! Trevor Bayne especially. And he is a deep religious bible thumpin god loving person. Is it common practice for them to hide behind religion as a shield?

[quote] I was watching the nationwide race today and aftter the race was over the press was interviewing many of the race drivers and so many of them ping! Trevor Bayne especially. And he is a deep religious bible thumpin god loving person. Is it common practice for them to hide behind religion as a shield?

Yes. I prayed the gay away! Praise Jesus!

Jamie McMary makes Michael Waltrip seem butch.

Jamie smelling cookies...

Saw Danica today on pre race. Christ is she a drag queen?

What's the appeal of NASCAR?

[quote] What's the appeal of NASCAR?

This?

That's Kasey Kahne, for those of you who don't follow NASCAR.

Check it out,bitches! My friend Den-Den Hamlin took this picture of me. You homos are probably licking the screen. Dream on, nellies! I'm a pussy hound extraordinaire! Just ask my PR people. They'll tell you I'm quite the ladies' man. I fucking LOVE pussy! Really--I DO!

Fuck. I can't hotlink for shit, but I can drive the living fuck out of a race car. HERE is the pic that Den-Den took of me. The hot chicks dig it! Just showing you swisher sweets what you'll never have--since I'm a straight heterosexual manly man who LOVES pussy!

That's a NICE pic of Kahne! He's rocking quite the hot bod there!

Danica Patrick closet ass lol

LOL R399 does that twink pretend he is LOL "Straight"?

Kasey doesn't seem to pretend to be anything. The most chemistry he seems to have is with Miss Tony Stewart.

I think that something is up with "Stenica". Manica is waaaay more butch then Ricky. Something just seems "off" with that whole relationship.

R399, I wish Kasey hadn't shaved his chest. He is a hairy little fucker.

R407 = Tony Stewart

During the rain delay saturday night leading to the race postponement, I was half listening to the telecast where they were "playing" with the drivers while killing time. I was really amazed at the number of purses I heard fall onto the pavement. I suppose it was no more than speculated here, but this is clearly far from a "manly" sport! The pinging was like hearing church bells.

Interesting story from Fox Sports, of all places!

"Is America Ready For An Openly Gay NASCAR Driver?"

No, it's not about Jeff Gordon or Tony Stewart. Some very minor scrub named Stephen Rhodes who raced trucks 10 years ago. Sheesh!

Btw--several people in the "comments" section have hinted that the late, great Alan Kulwicki was gay.

I heard the rumors about Kulwicki a couple years before his death.

Not top tier NASCAR, but there's an ARCA / Grand Am driver named Evan Darling who is out and proud. Sadly, his sponsors left him and he is currently working as a mechanic.

I never heard the rumors about Kulwicki, but it does not surprise me either.

Another driver not mentioned and not currently active is Robby Gordon. He always pinged to me. A pic is at link.

And here's another. This one of Robbie and our Miss Tony Stewart going at it.

Robby Gordon has several illegitimate children--the most recent from Clint Bowyer's ex Athena Barber. That doesn't mean anything, but Robby never gave me any gay vibe.

Gayest NASCAR interview EVER--Brad K interviews Jamie McMARY. Pearl clutch by Jamie @ .51 into video.

There is NOTHING that would convince me that Jamie McMurray is straight.

What rumors were goin' round about chunky hottie Tony Stewart????

Well r417--our beloved Smoke took out half the field at a 360 sprint car race the other night.Keep your eye on the black #14.

r413---Robby Gordon is straight. You need to get your 'dar calibrated.

LOL, thanks R419 - I've always been a little off. Have any of you heard Robby speak?

The truck race from Eldora---owned by our beloved Tony Stewart--was AWESOME! Smoke pulled it off without a hitch. WTG, Tony!

And the commentary by the fabulous Mikey W. AND my boo Clint Bowyer was outstanding. Clint looked sizzling hot in his black "5 Hour Energy" polo shirt and had a bit of a sunburn going on--he totally rocked it! I love him. Clint Bowyer OWNS, bitches! He fucking OWNS!

NICE win by Austin Dillon. Kinda helps when your Paw-Paw is Richard Childress, though.

Who would win the lisping contest--Tony or Mikey?

Here's a pic of Austin getting congratulated by track owner Tony.

Is Tony with child? Looks about 6 months along now...

LOL@ r422! Yep---Ol' Smoke is rocking quite the beer gut! But he's still a cute, cuddly little bear whom I love dearly. Here he is checking out the action on the track.

He did an incredible job with the CWTS at Eldora. Hopefully, NASCAR will consider running a couple more races on dirt.

Are there cookies in that trophy that Austin is holding in r421 pic?

Have Brad K & Joey Logano hooked up yet? C'mon--you KNOW it's going to happen!

I think they are both bottoms, R425.

[quote]I think they are both bottoms

I'll bet Logano is a queeny little bottom, but Brad is probably vers.

Google any of these said drivers and not so surprisingly they are all said to be linked with girlfriends. NASCAR is scared shitless of this rumor becoming fact. One day for sure someone will come out...hopefully.

[quote] Are there cookies in that trophy that Austin is holding in [R421] pic?

There were, but Tony ate them.

Due to the size of NASCAR fans, several tracks are reworking all the seating. Obese Americans will be able to sit in comfort at NASCAR races.

In that photo at R399, it looks as if he needs to get to the beach for some color.

Looking more and more like Denny Hamlin needs to sit out the rest of the year to heal up and/or have back surgery so he can start fresh next year.

Miss Tony Stewart broke her leg last night in a sprint car wreck. Will miss this weekend's event at Walkins Glen.

Poor Tony! He could have made the Chase.

Bad news for Smoke--T-Bear is out of Cup indefinitely after wrecking a 360 winged sprint car in Iowa. Broke his leg in several places and needs surgery.

Poor booboo bear! Get well soon, Tony!

The problem is R432 is that Denny is the only one who thinks differently. I said it to friends a month ago. Kyle Petty said it publicly. Coach Gibbs and FedEx need to help DEnny see the light. I'm not a Denny fan but he should get the surgery done and get ready at a more leisurely pace. He isa good racer.

Denny took a couple more bad hits after he came back. I know that JGR and Fed Ex wanted him back in the car ASAP, but at what price? What if he got knocked around so bad his back popped out and paralyzed him?

I totally agree, R436. Far too often these guys come back way too soon and even the smallest wreck that the average healthy driver walks away from can be career ending for someone in Denny's position. I know Denny was quite upset with Kyle Petty for stating he should give himself time to properly heal. I think Kyle is right.

Kyle Petty is a douchebag who didn't even inherit 1/10000000000000 of his father's talent. He smack talked Manica, and Smoke "oh snapped" KP like a bitch.

Tony is becoming a hot bear! Me likin Ms. Stewart.

Ha I just happened upon this thread and I've been around NASCAR forever and yes, I think that ol Tony Stewart is Gay. I was at an event, he was signing stuff fast and furious for people, not really looking up at all, so he could get everyone accommodated. Here comes my 6'3 tall handsome latin husband..Tony looks up right at him, smiles real big and is like "HI!! How are you doing?!" Everyone, including Tony's "people" looked at my husband like "oh my who are you". I know lots of people in the garages and the sport and always hearing about how much Tony just loves Juan Pablo Montoya made me think about how he probably was attracted to my husband too. I've seen him "helping" JPM get into his firesuit which I thought was a little odd. I LOVE Smoke to death and don't care if he's gay or not. But he is single with cats too. Also I think BK is gay..never a woman in sight..mystery hickeys....makes sense.

I never got the impression that Tony cared much for Montoya - who will be unemployed at the end of the season. And not at all saying that it is not true...

Tony actually likes and respects Juan Montoya. They both came from open wheel backrounds and are aggressive,ballsy drivers.

It's pretty much an open secret about Brad K. Everybody knows and no one gives a fuck as long as it's kept on the down low. Same with Stewart. At least they don't hide behind the beard, kids and Jeebus like Jamie McMary--who's been on his knees more then Billy Graham at an anti-gay rally.

[quote] Tony just loves Juan Pablo Montoya made me think about how he probably was attracted to my husband too. I've seen him "helping" JPM get into his firesuit which I thought was a little odd.

Are you sure Tony wasn't helping Juan OUT of the firesuit?

LOL @ R443

What do we hear about Brian Vickers? Do you think Michael Waltrip has been there?

[quote]What do we hear about Brian Vickers? Do you think Michael Waltrip has been there?

Well I DID offer Bri-Bri a ride.....

Pic of Brian Vickers at link.-

That's an old picture of BriBri, but LOVE the Garnier Fructis firesuit! Work it, boo!

Here's Bri-Bri & T-Bear sharing a Sunday stroll. They make a cute couple.

Wow, R450. That's almost as gay as Jr. and Brad K. eyeing a trip to the port-a-potty together.

Don't know about Vickers. His girlfriend supposedly has connections to Jeffrey Epstein - the Billionaire Pedo from Palm Beach. And Waltrip's current girlfriend is only a few years older than Waltrip's daughter. Might be best to stay away from that whole team.

[quote] Don't know about Vickers. His girlfriend supposedly has connections to Jeffrey Epstein - the Billionaire Pedo from Palm Beach. And Waltrip's current girlfriend is only a few years older than Waltrip's daughter. Might be best to stay away from that whole team.

Even extreme closet case Jamie McMARY has a wife & kids!

What an adult does is their business. But I can't get on board with someone who turns out kids.

Here is Brian Vickers with his BEARD...

Ms. Logano won today.

I believe that would be MISS Logano, R456.

Waltrip has a girlfriend? Aww, bless his heart. I'm not saying it's not possible he's straight. They put a man on the moon after all. I'm just saying I hope drivers in future generations feel free to be themselves.

I thought y'all were being optimistic about Jamie McMurray, then I heard him speak. How does he drive with all that sugar in his tank?

I wish Danica was a lez, she's got the no upper lip lezface at least.

MISS Logano.

Judging by the way Tony's shoulders are set, he must have some SERIOUS upper body strength! You have to in order to wheel a 410 sprint, though. He looks like a strong ass motherfucker--that's not ALL flab on him!

Hope his booboo heals soon! Miss you, Smoke! Hope you're back to driving the #14 soon!

Oh, jeebus,r459! That pic couldn't be any more gayer if Joey's suit was lavender and had "Astroglide" as the sponsor! You KNOW Joey & Brad K must have "gone bowling" with each other by now!

LOL @ R458. Nothing says beard more than Mickey Waltrip and girlfriend.

And NEVER in a million years will I believe that Jamie McMurray is straight. He could be fucking his wife right in front of me and I would just roll my eyes.

Breaking: Miss Stewart out for the remainder of the season. Mr. Mark Martin will move over and fill out the season in the #14 with the exception of Talladega. Austin Dillon will drive at Talladega. Brian Vickers will take over Martin's races at MWR - which will be the remaining events, with the exception of Talladega, which I imagine will see Miss Waltrip driving.

Did any of the NASCAR fans catch Clint Boyer in his pre race interview? Hotty McHot with that beard! Also did anyone catch the camera on Brad K With the stud next to him sporting a miller light shirt? Boyfriend? Sure was pretty.

Sorry I missed that, R464.

Kurt Busch to Steward-Haas Racing in a 4th team fully sponsored by co-owner Gene Haas. Ryan Newman has to be pissed - Danica Patrick sitting there doing nothing but be a disaster in the series; Kevin Harvick replacing him; and now Kurt Busch in an added team.

Personally I can't stand Kurt Busch. He is such a whiny bitch.

Krazy Kurt is psycho, but he's got driving chops. He didn't get to be a champ by being a nice guy. He'll punt you and throw a cock block without batting an eyelash. I think he'll be a good fit at SHR with Tony and Kevin. Plus, Kurt can out PMS Manica on her best day.

Speaking of our beloved T-Bear, poor guy is out possibly until Daytona practice next year. From what I've heard, his leg is not just broken, it's fucking SHATTERED!

Denny "Boo-Boo" Hamlin now is racing with both an injured back AND now a sprained hand.

Tony to give a press conference Tuesday. Will he run Bob Pockrass over with his Hoveround? Beat Wendy Venturini over her head with his cast? Tell Jeff Gluck to fuck off? Will we get to see the "Million Dollar Leg?" Or will Smoke still be on painkillers and just kind of nod & smile?

I think Smoke will be showing off his crochet toilet tissue doll covers.

Tony Stewart will be announcing the finalization of his MTF sex change into Antoinette Stewarti

R472 = Dale Earnhardt, Jr. posting in-car while driving at Atlanta.

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is this thread full or was it taken down????

See the Boyer interview tonight. Damn he is so fine.

Clint ALWAYS looks fine! Too bad his car blew up.He's locked in the chase, though, so it's just a minor thing.

[quote] Tony to give a press conference Tuesday. Will he run Bob Pockrass over with his Hoveround? Beat Wendy Venturini over her head with his cast? Tell Jeff Gluck to fuck off?

SOMEONE needs to tell Jeff Gluck to fuck off and Smoke is the one to do it!

Props to Martin Truex for driving with a busted arm and finishing 3rd.

With all the media coverage for this sport I just find it so hard to believe nobody has come forward about all these drivers who "ping".

I also agree with others here about Clint Boyer. LOVE him. CUTE

But they are all dating beautiful supermodels or happily married with children. None of these men are gay.

R481. I am not buying that at all

Are you NEW here, R482? My JOB is to keep things reality-based. There are NO gay men in NASCAR.

NASCAR in turmoil! Michael Waltrip's team attempted to rig the finish for the chase. Big penalties issued, including Truex being bounced from the chase in favor of Ryan Newman.

NASCAR fans are pissed at DL favorite Clint Bowyer (so damn hot) those rednecks best not mess with him! They are calling for him to be removed from the chase and be punished. I am offering to let NASCAR send himto my home and I will give him a spanking he will never forget! Fair enough?

But Jeff is now in the chase in the newly created 13th position. Yeah, he kinda got fucked over, but how about if ASSCAR just puts EVERY FUCKING DRIVER in the chase now!

J'adore the hunky Clint Bowyer, but WTF? HE should have been booted out NOT Martin Truex!

These next ten races are going to be complete cluisterfuck. You KNOW everyone is going after Bowyer. Poor boo is going to be punted and cock blocked.

For those of you haven't seen it,our dear Tony is cruising around on a fabulous pimped out Little Rascal scooter!

Here's Smoke and Jeffy spending some quality time together.

Here's a better look at the scooter and Tony's broken leg. Tony is hoping to be back in the car by Daytona practice in February. Personally, I would LOVE to see him race the Little Rascal scooter!

He's just going to get fatter riding around in that thing.

Tony actually looks like he's lost a bit of weight judging from the pics. He is probably in some pretty intensive therapy. But I do agree with R489 that Tony does need to be careful if he is not getting much physical activity - might not be able to even fit in a race car come Daytona in February.

Sponsor NAPA announced they were leaving Michael Waltrip racing over the Richmond mess in the race before the chase started. NAPA has been with Waltrip for years while he was a driver and one of the few sponsors today that sponsor a car for an entire season. Rumored to be a hit of $15M to the organization.

NASCAR is a sinking ship. They are toast period.

I totally agree, R492. NASCAR has totally ruined what they had during the Dale, Sr. era.

Well.....looks like fabulous Mikey Waltrip racing may cease to exist. NAPA is leaving MWR, which leaves poor Martin Truex possibly out of a ride. 5 Hour Energy--Clint's sponsor-- is still reviewing the situation.

The only ride open now is the #78 Furniture Row after Krazy Kurt Busch leaves for SHR next year. So....either Truex or Bowyer to the #78? Or one / both back down to NNS and / or CWTS?

Side note: T-Bear started physical therapy and is looking good. He's on crutches, which is a good sign.

Did Kahne suffer a concussion after the Loudon race? That was one of his most incoherent interviews ever.

Doesn't Waltrip have a contract with one of the broadcast partners? And no, I am not talking about Darryl. If so, I wonder if there will be any consequences there?

(R494) your knowledge of the facts are impressive. If you don't mind me asking, are you a male?

Umm, yes r496--I have xy chromosomes! Why in the world would you ask that on a forum for gay men? Oh--never mind. We have had an influx of fraus lately. Even the NASCAR thread isn't safe anymore * le sigh*

If you REALLY must know, r496--I am a 48 y/o gay male who loves ALL auto racing. My dad and uncles raced local dirt tracks and I love it to this day.

Carl Edwards was on Craig Ferguson's show tonight. He wants to be on "The Young & The Restless." Case closed.

(r497) thanks for answering. Nice to know I'm not the only 47 gay male totally Into cars and racing.

[quote] Carl Edwards was on Craig Ferguson's show tonight. He wants to be on "The Young & The Restless." Case closed.

Carl has a smoking hot bod and BDF. Plus he seems like a nice guy, not a dick like some of the other drivers--Logano, the Busch bros, Harvick, to name a few.

Carl does seem like a really nice guy, total opposite of the stereotypical NASCAR racer/fan. Craig teased him a little for choosing the pink mug (guests get a Late Late Show coffee mug) and he simply replied that it's Breast Cancer Awareness month.

Carl does seem like a nice guy and has some talent. I cannot figure out why I am not a fan. I am normally not a hater, but there is something I cannot get past with him. I suppose this means I need some therapy!

Carl is still butt hurt about losing the 2011 championship to Tony Stewart.

Hmmm....Of course, you need to take CDAN with a grain of salt.

It's either Brad Keselowski or Tony Stewart. My money is on Brad. Tony will probably cower in his closet until the day he dies.

R504, I got to agree. Brad is the type who wants to make change. I could definately see him wanting to come out.

Now, now.....give Smoke some credit. At least he hasn't bearded up for awhile. Maybe he finally realizes that he's not fooling anyone. Well, maybe his frau fans.

Oh please let it be Clint Bowyer!

Clint is in the Chase. The BI specifies NOT in the Chase. It also specifies "had run every race" and Stewart has been out with his leg injury. Brad K. did NOT make the chase this year after winning the championship last year. My bet is there.

[quote] It also specifies "had run every race"

HAD. Had is past tense. It could be Stewart, but I think it's Keselowski.

My paraphrasing may have gotten me into trouble. The exact quote follows:

This NASCAR driver with a regular ride and raced every week wants to be the first driver to come out as gay. He is one of the few drivers who never seems to have a girlfriend. He is currently dating a man who works for NASCAR. He did not make The Chase.

The curse at MWR continues - Brian Vickers out for the rest of the season due to blood clots. Vickers missed a good part of 2010 with blood clots that derailed his career.

Christ I just wish Brad/Tony/Dale/Kasey/Joey would come on out and announce what we all already know....trust me...it gets better!

Miss Jamie McMurray wins today at Talladega. First win since 2010. At least she did not cry in victory lane this time.

Umm (r513) did you see the victory speech where his son came to daddy he was blatin' away. Oh she sure was cryin. He should be ashamed!

Joonyur will NEVER come out. Can you imagine the reaction those redneck KKK fundy gun nuts would have? The son of their idol--The Intimidator-- a homo? Their microcephalic heads would explode.

Hmmmm.....that may not be such a bad thing!

Stewart is just a joke. EVERYONE fucking knows. He needs to just put a pink triangle on his car and get it over with. The irony is that one of his main sponsors--Mobil 1--is a notoriously homophobic corporation.

Aric Almirola pongs the fuck out of my 'dar. Sheesh--he's more fem then Jamie McMARY and Jjoey Logano combined!

If Jimmy "Mr. Excitement" Johnson wins the Cup, I'm fucking done with Asscar. Not that Matt "I Robot" Kenseth is a much better alternative.

They showed Chad Knaus ( JJ's CC) inspecting JJ's tires. Yikes---Swish City! He'll probably show up at the Champions awards in a Lowe's caftan.

But Chad dates Brazilian supermodels. He can't be gay.

I agree about Jimmy winning again. I have been noticing the lack of spectators at these races and NASCAR has a problem on it's hands, then factor the jj dominance. I just find it hard to understand that no one else can compete on his level. I am not taking away the fact he is talented but I do notice many times when a convenient "caution" comes out that always seems to favor jj. NASCAR really is over.

As equal to a fault that NASCAR has become - the chemistry and resources of Jimmie/Chad/Hendrick are always going to put them at an advantage.

Okay if any of my gay NASCAR followers needed anymore proof how bad NASCAR now sucks...today's second caution at Phoenix, Joe nemechek went high in the turn and didn't even touch the wall...WTF! This "sport" is so fixed! Urgh.

Why doesn't the DL establish "like" buttons? I would so hit "like" on several of the above comments! I have been trying to convince others down here in NASCAR-land (South Carolina) that Jamie MacMurray can't POSSIBLY be straight! That voice, those hand gestures, that mouth, there's no mistaking that he is a classic 'mo! I can't imagine a NASCAR driver ever coming out as gay, though. There are many closet cases who like NASCAR and they would secretly love it, but they will never publicly state that it would be a good thing!

I "like" Carl Edwards

Only reason u think Jr has such a big cock is that his cock is almost all foreskin.....Yuck

It is official...ultra-heterosexualist, Mr. Joey Logano is ENGAGED. To a WOMAN.

From Jayski:

Congrats: to #22-Joey Logano on his engagement to finace, Brittany Baca. Logano tweeted Thursday, "Yes it's true, I asked her last night. I'm so lucky to be engaged to my best friend. Thanks for all the congrats My fans are the best."(11-14-2013)

I knew you were ALL wrong on this one - I am certain!!!

Wonder if ol' Roger Penske ordered Josephine Fagano to "man up". Puh-leez! That kid pongs off the chart!

Remember his bitch fight with Stewart? Josephine hits like a girl. At least Smoke can throw a punch like a man.

[quote] Congrats: to #22-Joey Logano on his engagement to finace, Brittany Baca. Logano tweeted Thursday, "Yes it's true, I asked her last night. I'm so lucky to be engaged to my best friend. Thanks for all the congrats My fans are the best."(11-14-2013)

Brad K drowns his sorrows in Miller Lite. Think Kez and JoLo will still be fuckbuddies? Or maybe Brad will go back to Joonyur for some lovin' on the DL?

I'd pay to watch Brad K. and Jr. go at it. I think...

[quote]I'd pay to watch Brad K. and Jr. go at it. I think.

Little Fail has some HORRIBLE taste in men if he was hooking with Brad K--which I've heard from several sources. Kez must be able to suck a bowling ball through a garden hose.

So what are your sources, R528?

Cutie Aric Almirola is apparently married and his wife had a kid earlier this week :(

I am DONE with NASCAR. After JJ winning yet again (yawn) this "sport" sucks. The only hope I had was that somebody would break out of the closet and that is not gonna happen either. I am done with the fakery.

Sad news...Clint Bowyer has announced his engagement. To a WOMAN!

[quote]Sad news...Clint Bowyer has announced his engagement. To a WOMAN!

Yeah, but Clint is straight. As much as I adore the hotness of Clint Bowyer, he's never ponged my 'dar. It's the closet cases like Logano, McMARY & Almirola that are just pathetic. At least Brad K & Tony Stewart seem to have stopped with the bearding, for now.

If anyone of them has the balls to come out today it would be Brad K. The rest of them...never!

Tony and Kasey have a new joint venture:

CHARLOTTE, N.C. (AP) — Kasey Kahne and Tony Stewart are entering next month's Chili Bowl Nationals in honor of late racer Jason Leffler.

Kahne will drive a car entered in combination with Stewart, Leffler's girlfriend, Julianna Patterson, and former father-in-law, Bob East, in the Jan. 14-18 race at the Tulsa Expo Center in Oklahoma.

Plans had been for Leffler and Patterson to co-own the car, and Leffler and East to build it together before Leffler's death in a June sprint car crash. East continued the project following the accident, and Patterson turned to Stewart for help after the three-time NASCAR champion broke his leg in his own sprint car accident last season.

"She told me, 'I'm going to be a car owner at the Chili Bowl' and I said, 'OK?' kind of quizzically, and it's just gone on from there," Stewart told The Associated Press. "Bob is building the car. The owner was going to be Jason and Julianna, and I really wanted to be involved."

So did Kahne, who was close friends with the 37-year-old Leffler, a journeyman NASCAR driver who loved racing so much he entered everything he could. The night he was killed in a sprint car race in New Jersey, the winner was guaranteed just $7,000.

Kahne had to first convince his NASCAR team owner, Rick Hendrick, to sign off on his participation in the Chili Bowl. Hendrick hasn't forbidden Kahne from any extracurricular racing, but hasn't exactly rubber-stamped Kahne's opportunities, either.

Kahne felt racing in honor of Leffler at the Chili Bowl, with the promise of raffling off the car after for the Charlie Dean Leffler Discretionary Trust to benefit Leffler's son, would get him the permission from Hendrick.

"There's just a lot of good reasons to get involved," Kahne told AP. "Jason loved Chili Bowl, he was always so good at Chili Bowl and I enjoy driving on dirt. It was just such a good idea for me do it for Jason."

Tony Stewart Racing is assisting East with the engine and driveline. Stewart's involvement in the venture makes Kahne eligible to compete in the Jan. 14 Race of Champions.

"He'll get to race more, more track time. I'm excited," Stewart said. "Kasey and I have owned open wheel teams and competed against each other, but this gives us a chance to work together on something."

The Chili Bowl is one of the most prestigious midget events of the year and has a star-studded lineup. The entry list is nearing 250 already and includes Sammy and Kevin Swindell, Joey Saldana, Bryan Clauson, and NASCAR drivers Ricky Stenhouse Jr. and Kyle Larson.

It's not the first time Kahne has jumped in to honor Leffler.

Kahne wore a black hat with effler's "LEFturn" nickname on it the days after Leffler's death, and reaction was so positive he decided to produce the hat to sell as a fundraiser for Charlie Dean's trust.

His website crashed within minutes of him launching sale of the $20 hats.

"We had a lot of people asking about them after wearing them at Michigan, so I thought, 'Man, we can do hats,' because I thought a hat was something people could have forever," he said. "But we just sold thousands and thousands of hats. Way more than we were prepared for.

"My mom and my grandma sent hats out for months and months. Some people started getting upset because it was taking so long to get their hat, but at the end of the day, we had two people doing it. We'd still be selling them, but we had to shut it off because I needed them to catch up. It was close to 20,000 hats, and it worked out really well for Charlie."

Daytona 500 coming up in about 1 month on February 23rd.

In the ad for the NASCAR 2014 video game, I lost count of how many purses fell out of Stewart's mouth. He looks pretty good, broken leg and all. Looks like he dropped a few pounds, too.

U just wish jeff was gay, everyone was just jealous that he is one of the best, it's not like he has a wife and 2 kids u know

Daytona 500 day!

I swear Mikey's grid walk is the gayest thing in NASCAR.

All of you that say, "I heard they were gay", " I know someone that said so snd so is gay", are liars, period. And he one that said,"my family is well known in NASCAR, is full of shit.

My side ads have Dale Jr. One is for "Taxslayer" and the other is to buy his Daytona 500 champ shirt. It would be fucking hilarious if Little E were gay. Can you imagine the sound of a million rednecks heads exploding?

I hope Tony Stewart can rebound after that nasty leg break. So far, he's not off to a good start.

Is there some brah love going on at Penske? I really do wonder if Logano & Kez are lubing each other chassis.

(R541) Ms. Lagano got engaged this winter to a lady. So, not gay!

Joe Logano is gay!

I'm sorry, but nothing this hunky could be gay.

...the look of love!

How about Ricky Stenhouse, Jr. with girlfriend Danica Patrick being nothing more than a beard?

And one more...a classic of Jeff Gordon with Dale, Sr. during the Rainbow Warriors days.

(R546) Christ! That is the "oddest" looking couple ever. She looks more like his mother. I see no chemistry at all between these two. Total beard. NASCAR is such a bullshit organized performance show nowadays. It's all about money now, like everything else!

Danica does have a motherly appearance, but she probably does not make herself up before a race.

That picture in r546 : Manica looks like she's wondering where her cane is while Ricky has major cookie face.

LOVED Mikey's pit road walk about @ Richmond---talking about how he "could get lost in Kasey Kahne's eyes". Are you FINALLY coming out, Mikey?

Also interesting commentary about how Brad K urged team owner Roger Penske to sign Joey Logano after JL's JGR contract was up. Hmmmmm. Maybe Kez didn't want to be separated from Wonder Bread too much longer. You gotta admit---the Penske team HAS been kicking ass so far.

Marcos Ambrose has one helluva right hook! I'll bet Casey Mears has a nice booboo or two.

Logano looks like he has a nice butt @ R545.

I will never believe Michael Waltrip is straight.

Ricky Stenhouse Jr. sets off my gaydar like nobody living or dead has ever done before. And I agree -- zero chemistry between him and Manica. I'm not sure why they're even trying.

I'm only here to read about Elliot Sadler. But hi.

[quote] Logano looks like he has a nice butt

It's a bit flat, but it does the job.

I think Marcos Ambrose is totally hotty hot hot.

For R554.

[quote]I think Marcos Ambrose is totally hotty hot hot.

Marcos Ambrose is a REAL man!

Marcos Ambrose is a pussy-man.

I know, R553, but apparently he is.

David Ragan named #10 in top 101 of the most beautiful people in sports. Pretty-boy Kasey Kahne came in at #99. David's cute, but he's no Kasey.

I want to choke the fag shit out you gay fucks

Christ, about half of the drivers have gay face. Bunch of sissy boys bigtime. I bet at least 10 of them are gay.

Anything new from the NASCAR world?

All I know is I want at that Brian Vickers NASCAR guy on the Xarelto commercials.

For you, R565.

I wonder what Brian Vickers had to do to audition for his job at Mickey Waltrip Racing...

Nothing new. Smoke still sucks cock as does Kahne, jr, Kes, Logano, and christ let me just list who doesn't. Johnson and Kenseth. I use to love to watch the race ever Sunday but I do agree with everyone else in the world...NASCAR is OVER!

Holy shit. DL fave and former poster Tony Stewart struck and killed another driver with his car tonight at a dirt track in New York. Some witnesses said it looked intentional. The driver was walking on the track (surely a bad idea?) towards Stewart's car after a wreck. Fuck.

Fuck with the best, die like the rest!

DL's favorite NASCAR driver in action: Tony Stewart gives Kevin Harvick an ass grab.

BREAKING: Miss Michael Waltrip to be on Dancing With The Stars - Season 19!

Others in the cast include: lfonso Riberio, Tommy Chong, Janel Parrish, Lea Thompson, Antonio Sabato Jr. and Jonathan Bennett (actors/actresses); Lolo Jones and Randy Couture (sports figures); Betsey Johnson (designer); Bethany Mota (YouTube sensation); Sadie Robertson (reality star); and Tavis Smiley (PBS talk show host).

Ah, yes...the fabulous and fierce Mikey Waltrip on DWTS. He's kinda tall---about 6'4". For a race car driver that is HUGE, since most of them are quite small.

too bad it's not Kasey Kahne. He supposedly did most of his own moves in this Allstate ad:

Kasey is getting kind of old to have not settled down with a woman. Perhaps he really WILL become Mrs. Tony Stewart.

[quote]Kasey is getting kind of old to have not settled down with a woman. Perhaps he really WILL become Mrs. Tony Stewart.

Well, Smoke ain't exactly a youngin' either. At least he hasn't bearded up for awhile. Maybe he finally realizes that he's not fooling anyone. Just come out already, Tony---the closet kills.

Speaking of beards, quelle surprise that Brad K has a "girlfriend" all of a sudden. Mr. Penske must have put the kabosh on the bro love between Brad & Joey Logano.

Considering his injury last season and the accident this year, Smoke may be very ready to settle down. Kasey would be wonderful to come home to after a hard day at the garage.

I wonder what exactly Clint Bowyer and Brian Vickers had to do to get their rides at Micheal Waltrip Racing?

Someone better tell that motherfucker Brad Keselowski he better watch his fucking ass! What in the living fuck was that fuckwad trying to pull after the "Bank Of America 500 brought to you by Bojangle"s at Charlotte Motor Raceway?

I was just sitting there waiting for post race weigh-in minding my own fucking business and eating a burrito when this tard face decide to give me some surprise anal. This was after Douchlowski rammed Matt " Mr Personality" Kenseth and Den-Den Hamlin!

So I backed into his sorry ass and rammed him back. Fuck you you fucking fuck! I dropped my burrito on my black Bass Pro Shop fire suit--which I TOTALLY rocked, by the way--and now have a grease stain on my "Three Time Champion" patch.

Let me say this to you, Mr. Keselowski:

Just remember what happened the last time some asshole fucked with me on the track. I ran his ass over and squished him flatter then Danica'a chest. Do NOT fuck with Smoke, you fucking cunt.

JUST DON'T!

BTW, I was quite impressed with Matt's right hook, as well as Den Den's pugilistic skills. I would have loved to punch the shit out of Kez, too, but that wouldn't have looked very good. You know, considering the minor fact I killed someone a couple of months ago.

Here's the whole Keselowski / Hamlin / Stewart / Kenseth clusterfuck for those who missed it. LOVE how one of Hamlin's crew made sure Denny had his "FedEx" hat on! Watch @ 4:40 when Matt Kenseth blitzes Kez.

Nothing new? How about some of the younger drivers? Chase Elliott, Kyle Larson, James Buescher, Ryan Blaney, Ryan Truex, Cole Whitt, Dylan Kwasniewski, Joey Gase, or Jeffrey Earnhardt?

[quote] Nothing new? How about some of the younger drivers? Chase Elliott, Kyle Larson, James Buescher, Ryan Blaney, Ryan Truex, Cole Whitt, Dylan Kwasniewski, Joey Gase, or Jeffrey Earnhardt?

Nothing like a sweet, delicious twinkie full of cream filling!

Chase Elliott would taste delicious.

For the last fucking time, you assholes---I AM NOT GAY! Here's your irrefutable fucking proof that I am a straight shooter: This is me with Taylor Swift.

You don't get any straighter then being with Taylor and please, gaysters--NO JOKES about my tits being bigger then Taylor's.

Now shut the fuck up you fucking homos before I run your gay asses over!

I met Tony at a Bass Pro Shop several years ago at an autograph signing. He signed my diecast of his Old Spice car and seemed pretty nice. Definite gay vibe. Smoke may be bi, but he ain't 0 straight. MAJOR gay voice that makes Micheal Waltrip sound like James Earl Jones.

[quote] I wonder what exactly Clint Bowyer and Brian Vickers had to do to get their rides at Micheal Waltrip Racing?

Probably the same things they had to do get thier rides at Stewart -Haas Racing...

Right now I'm watching Joonyur and his pregnant wife on an episode of DIY Network's [italic]Renovation Realities.[/italic]