From US Magazine%0D
1. My favorite TV show is Nurse Jackie.%0D
2. I do not use the internet.%0D
3. As I write this, I am listening to my new CD.%0D
4. I always have apple juice and yogurt in my refrigerator.%0D
5. I'm a really good poker player.%0D
6. My favorite ice cream - dulce de leche.%0D
7. New York is my favorite place to live.%0D
8. I love to swim.%0D
9. I speak fluent French.%0D
10. I drink two cups of coffee a day.%0D
11. I am allergic to scallops.%0D
12. I make a killer pot roast.%0D
13. I love the Olive Garden!%0D
14. I have three dogs.%0D
15. I walk my dogs every day through Central Park.%0D
16. My favorite color is red!%0D
17. I've traveled to France more than anywhere else in the world.%0D
18. I have a crush on countless talented people.%0D
19. The first thing I do each morning is thank God for another glorious day.%0D
20. Dancing is one of the most romantic things to do.%0D
21. My favorite perfume is Obsession.%0D
22. I have been to the White House four times.%0D
23. My first pet was a poodle named John Cook.%0D
24. I have more shoes than I know what to do with!%0D
25. I love Lady Gaga's music.
Fellas, let''s add some.%0D\
I washh arreshhted for having shexxx at Shhtudio 54!
"3. As I write this, I am listening to my new CD."\
Um, I''m pretty sure we all know she''s a fucking narcissist.
R2 - her new CD is pretty good.
I am listening to Liza as I write this.
1 thing we do know about LIZA MINNELLI: she can''t speak without spitting.
R2- Old recordings just now getting released.
I got my drive from my mother and my dreams from my father.
26. She has more talent than anyone posting here.
Not a fan of Liza but even less so of you
From the neck up I feel like Dororthy,%0D\
from the waist down I feel like the Tin Man!
"13. I love the Olive Garden!"%0D\
I hope she''ll be forgiven for this.%0D\
loves Olive Garden means she likes eating Italian pussy.
Liza is a living legend. What a great entertainer!
My preferred artishtic medium is clay.
1. I always have Grey Goose and Crown Royal in the refrigerator.%0D\
2. I snort an 8-ball every day.
1. My favorite TV show is Nurse Jackie because the gal loves her PILLS!
2. I do not use the internet because my bottle of vodka doesn't have a keyboard.
3. As I write this, I am guzzling champagne out of a slipper. And then I'm going to drink gin out of 12 army boots.
4. I always have apple juice and yogurt in my refrigerator, and booze in my mouth.
5. I'm a really good poker player because I use to poke all my ex hubbies with enormous strap-ons.
6. My favorite ice cream - dulce de scotch.
7. New York is my favorite place to live because you can score blow 24-7.
8. I love to swim in a bathtub of gin.
9. I speak fluent French, but only the s sounds.
10. I drink two cups of vermouth a day.
11. I am allergic to sobriety.
12. I make a killer 12-gallon Long Island Ice Tea.
13. I love the beers at Madison Square Garden!
14. I have three hot dogs while I brush my teeth.
15. I walk my dogs every night through the Ramble in Central Park, looking for huzzie number four -- or ish it EIGHT?
16. My favorite color is red wine!
17. I've traveled to the liquor store more than anywhere else in the world.
18. I have a crush on countless talented people. I can't count them because I'm drunk.
19. The first thing I do each morning is wonder where the hell I am and thank God for another glorious day. Where's my fucking aspirin?
20. Dancing with a flouncing nelly queen is one of the most romantic things to do.
21. My favorite perfume is Uninhabited.
22. I have been to Betty Ford four times.
23. My first pet was Peter Allen.
24. I have more shoes than I know what to do with because I'm too fucking drunk to walk!
25. I will say I love Lady Gaga's music in the vain hope she will call me and make me relevant to the kids younger than 63.
Mama once shaid to me "Don''t shing my shongs" so I told her "Don''t drink my shcotch."
Liza with a Z
I had an affair with Burt Reynoldshh but lied and told my husshband Jack that it wassh Lorna!
Lizsha with a Zheee
I was too busy to return my mother''s phone calls in the last pathetic weeks of her life.
But Mama was a really, REALLY funny person!
Shome people ushed to shay that I lipshynced shome of my shongs in "The Act". Well they were wrong!! I lipshynced all my shongs in "The Act".
If you put together all of my husbands last names, they spell HAGG.\
America''s #1 Fag Hag
The last thing I remember about Mama was getting a call about her shitting her kidney out on some god-damned British toilet. \
Maybe it was her lungs. Honest, I was at a party and was messed up. \
I loved her and wished I was there to help but I didn''t really want to be.
WW for 23!
Maybe you need to be reminded that Liza has won every major award in the entertainment business: an Oscar, Tonys, Emmy and Grammys just to name a few.
It''sh almosht my favorite sheashon! That''sh right, Chrishmashtime!%0D\
Shilver bellsh....Shilver bellsh...%0D\
It''sh Chrishmash time in the shitty...
I once thought about having sex with Joel Grey. But then I looked at his daughter Jennifer and thought, He doesn''t need another kid with a nose the size of Long Island.
I take popshickles to Joey every chance I get.
I keep my stash behind the toilet tank!
Mama, can you hear me?
Mama, can you see me?
Mama, can you find me passed out on the carpet in the night?
Mama, are you near me?
Mama, can you hear me?
Mama, can you help me not be sober?
Looking at the pharmacy
A millions charms I see
Which ones were yours?
Where are you and the twitch you had
From a barbiturate?
My buzz is so much slower.
My high is so much lower.
The toadstool I see is so much bigger now that I'm so fucked up.
Mama, please forgive me.
Try to understand me.
Mama, don't you know I had no choice?
Can you hear me snorting,
With homos I%E2%80%99m cohorting,
Even though the disco is filled with voices?
I remember ev'rything you taught me
Ev'ry song I've ever sung.
Can all the notes in all the Arlen
Help me be as good as Garland?
My vibrato%E2%80%99s so much taller
But my range is so much smaller.
Your tone is twice as lonely
And, let%E2%80%99s face it: I ain%E2%80%99t so bright.
Mama, how I love you.
Mama, how I need you.
Mama, how I miss you
Liza with an L
r28, don''t know how many years that''s been on DL, but it KILLS me every time. I have a suspish that it''s been many yearsh.
[quote]7. New York is my favorite place to live.\
Really? And here I thought it was Council Bluffs, Iowa, all this time.
[quote]26. She has more talent than anyone posting here.\
And has taken more drugs than all of us put togetherQ
Hey, I love the Olive Garden. I don''t know why it gets a bad rap on here.
Lishas publicist is obviously a DLer c''mon: The Olive Garden?\
I don''t know about a mean pot roast but she sure makes a mean drunk!
Are points 18 and 25 related perchance?
Poke her face
Does the Olive Garden have two for one drink specials?
26. I have a shishter. Her name ish . . . right on the tip of my tongue.
W&W for r40. STAT.
21. It''s not the fragrance itself. I just like saying Obsheshun. Obsheshun. Obsheshun.
The DL New York gays'' dilemma: Liza loves Olive Garden.
r16 made me laugh so hard tearsh came to my eyesh.
r43... Do you think she comes here and just decided to slip that in to make some old NY queens'' heads explode? \
No fucking way she loves the Olive Garden imho. She''s treated like royalty at the world''s finest restaurants, can eat where ever she likes every single day for every single meal, hire the finest personal chefs even.... And she likes the Olive Garden? No effin way.
Olive Garden hash the besht breadshticksh and they give you free refills on shcotch...I mean shoda. That''sh why it''sh sho marveloush.
Lizsha with a zshee
Hey, if she likes Olive Garden, she likes Olive Garden....de gustibus non est disputandum.But, does that mean that no one on DL can ever criticize the gay icon''s restaurant again? " Oh, the Olive Garden in NYC is only for tourists. No self-respecting New Yorker would ever think of being seen there." Except for Liza.
Liza is NOT a New Yorker.
New York Ranger, playing Sinatra''s New York, New York as I type
r15 and r16 are not funny at all. In fact, nobody on this thread is.
Liza saying she likes the Olive Garden is a god-damned Datalounge spiritual CRISIS.
Think of the children. My God, think of the CHILDREN.
Oh, lighten up, Lorna at r49.\
Didn''t you even giggle at "I always have apple juice and yogurt in my refrigerator... and booze in my mouth."\
That''s pretty effin funny.
R48, that''s the funniest thing I have ever read. Liza is the queen of New York ( other than a few deluded ones from Chelsea).
I suppose she''s also the Queen of Broadway despite all her Broadway flops.
26. Mama and I ushed to lock Lorna out of the houshe sho she wouldn''t kill our buzzsh.
Liza Pills says: "Liza was one of the most talented singers ever. She also had a lot of pain and struggle throughout her life. Despite that, she had a good heart, which is hard to encounter in New York. At a time when gay people were oppressed beyond belief, they identified with her struggles and she theirs." \
If you really believed that LP, you would change your insulting screen name, which only contributes to the image of Minnelli as a pill-popping no-talent better off forgotten, not an artist on the level of Sinatra or Picasso or Callas. \
YOU and YOUR NAME are part of the problem, LP.
I drink two cups of coffee a day with 20 spoons of sugar in each cup.\
I''m a lesbian but nobody know it.
R45, Liza will go anywhere where she can comfortable SMOKE outside. And score drugs.
Let us not forget--- Liza went running out in the street at half hour call at a VICTOR/VICTORIA matinee to ''meet her pharmacist.'' That''s what she told Tony Roberts-- he refused to go on for that performance and did not return until Julie returned from vacation.
Fuck you, R53!!!!!!
Patti, Queen of Broadway, LuPone
This thread has had me CRYING WITH TEARS OF LAUGHTER, bitches. Especially R16. I''m still laughing at it now, I think I''m going to have to read it again.\
God blessh you, R16!
That she actually passed away in 1997.
I am bald. I only wear wigshhh.
thaths 25 thinghs i don''t need to know about.
and no i didn''t read thru all of them
To get serious for a moment, Ms. Minnelli''s new CD, CONFESSIONS, is an artistic triumph. She will win yet another Grammy for Best Traditional Pop Vocal Performance kicking that STD-ridden dinosaur, Tony Bennett, to the curb at long last. It seems as if she finally took the backstabbing, vociferous haters'' advice and has chosen a softer, more intimate approach to songs and the dividends are simply astonishing.
Because R64, the tapes were recorded years ago.%0D\
Are you H.C. from All That Chat?
Does anybody, has anybody EVER LISTEN to Liza on records or CDs? Even at her best she''s lousy -- it doesn''t translate. R64, Streisand will be up for the same award, no way Liza will win.\
This is pleasant Liza, but it''s 40 years old:
LIZA CANCELS MAINE CONCERT ENGAGEMENT!!!%0D\
Per All That Chat she was feeling woozy.%0D\
Will she make it for Larry King''s farewell and an appearance on The View??
Thanks R66! I love her A&M and Capitol recordings. Glad that those catalogues came out on CD sets. I wore out the LP''s. This was when she had IT..%0D\
sadly, that time is long past.
Hi r68, what Liza recordings would you recommend? I have the Cabaret soundtrack, Liza with a Z, and the one she did with the Pet Shop Boys. What else should I have? Thanks.
[quote]LIZA CANCELS MAINE CONCERT ENGAGEMENT!!! Per All That Chat she was feeling woozy.\
How can she tell?
R68, the Complete A&M Recordings CD is the ONLY Liza Minnelli worth buying. See Link.\
She''s way too green on her early Capital recordings, and waaay too affected on the Columbia 1970s stuff. In 1968-71 on A&M, she was just right.
I''m having this mental image of a soused Liza regaling out of town tourists with tales of "Mama" while tottering in her perch at the bar of the Times Square Olive Garden.
What days is she supposed to be on The View and Larry King?
There is an Olive Garden in Chelsea. Where else do you think she''s going to meet her next husband and find a president for her fan club?
Thanks, r71! I just ordered the Liza A & M recordings. How about Judy? I have LIve at Carnegie Hall but not much else. It seems her recordings are so disorganized. What would you recommend?
R 68-The early Liza recordings%0D\
THE COMPLETE CAPITOL COLLECTION on drg%0D\
LIZA MINNELLI - THE COMPLETE A&M RECORDINGS%0D\
Both are two disc sets and are LIZA GOLD!!!!%0D\
The best in my opinion.
R74- Tuesday night on Larry King. Not sure about The View.
R77, I have no Judy recommendations, but this is something to consider:
FOR SHAME! LIZA AT CARNEGIE HALL is the best album besides LIZA WITH A Z! Her "Some People" on the Carnegie Hall album is the very best she has EVER been!!!
"OH, LIZA!" is the new "OH, MARY!"
I agree, Liza at Carnegie Hall is a great album. It was her last great album. Is it still available?
I''d still go with the early stuff from the 60''s and 70''s. (Capitol, A&M)
This is a Hollywood Palace show from 1967 that presents the A&M artists: Liza, TJB, Burt Bacharach, Sergio Mendes & Brazil 66. In seven parts, below is the link to Liza''s part. I downloaded the whole show and burned it to DVD, it looks awesome.
[quote]I speak fluent French.\
she can barely get out a sentence in english, so she really ought to change that to "i SPOKE fluent french at one time".
26. yes, all of my husbands were gay- i needed someone to enable me, and the gays are great at that. for love and sex though, i always preferred the touch of a woman''s hand.
i know one of her long-term ex-girlfriends.
She was with Chita Rivera''s daughter, Lisa.
Why would it be considered inconceivable that Liza Minnelli would like the Olive Garden? Her dear friend Michael Jackson''s favorite food was KFC.
I shtarted working with clay ...
i loved her in cabaret, but until recently i thought she was singing "come to the cabaret, ocean." it was a puzzlement to me. %0D\
i pulled up r18''s link. she and her mom were sooo beautiful then.%0D\
liza seemed really nice to k. griffin when she got acting tips from her for L&O SVU. plus, she wears sparkly clothes. aaaaaaah. we girls love our sparkles!
oh, and i bet it''s olive garden to-go. perhaps we should watch her street for people with those big olive garden bags.
good for her
shtart shpreadin'' the newzzz . . . .
God, Liza has been with many women, not just Chita Rivera''s daughter. I can''t fathom her in a long term relationship...tell us more, R84!
[quote] The first thing I do each morning is thank God for another glorious day.%0D\
Rick Sanchez, take note.
What good is shitting alone in your room%0D\
Come hear the mushic play%0D\
Life ish a Cabaret *hic*
ENOUGH with Liza. Come over to my thread and worship me, dolls! \
My assistant says fags love me! WHO KNEW??
R99- It will reboot tomorrow after Liza''s ''farewell'' appearance on Larry King.
She won every award because of nepotism
Where did you get that, R96? I could see them doing drugs together, but you''d think that if Liza had gotten that close to Carmen, she''d have learned something about music.
I read that here on DL, R103.
r93,according to my friend, it was about 3 years they were involved for (i was told the story years ago, so details are vague). i do remember her saying that she left the relationship because it was so draining- liza is more in need of a caretaker than a lover.
r105, did your friend know any of Liza''s gay husbands or was she between marriages? I thought her husbands were there to play nursemaid.
Sometimes when she''d do "Cabaret" she''d sing "what good is sitting alone in your voom."%0D\
That always made me want to scream "it''s room goddammit, ROOM!"
1. I love shitting on my couch in the dark in the middle of the night looking at the lightsh of Manhattan.\
2. I meant it when I said I love shitting on my couch in the dark in the middle of the nigh looking at the lightsh of Manhattan. I don''t know why people can''t just believe what I''m shaying to them.
Did she go to last night''s Grammy''s?
this thread makes me laugh until I drop
I shit glitter and shparklesh!
I still tell Joe that when Mama gets home, she''ll take him to Disneyland.
so is her name actually short for Eliza, which is in turn short for Elizabeth?
Her full name is Liza. She was named after Vincente''s mother, I think. Good thing Liza wasn''t named after Judy''s mother or her name would be "Cunt."
Some jerk deleted the post Liza Minnelli. In it there were more than 210 responses and now it doesn't exist, strange eh?
There is a post in DL which is called Liza Minnelli but it's not the one i'm talking about.
I guess there are some jerks in DL, that don't like people to praise and support Liza. Some behaviors are really sad in here.
And by the way, cut the crap jerks. PEAK HOURS MY ASS. IT CAN'T BE PEAK OURS ALL THE DAY, EVERY TIME YOU WROTE THAT. NOBODY IS GOING TO GIVE MONEY TO JERKS LIKE YOU. IF YOU WERE INDEED GOOD PEOPLE MAYBE, BUT YOU ARE NOT TO BE TRUSTED.
I APPRECIATE MORE PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT OPS, BECAUSE FROM EXAMINING THINGS IN HERE I CAME TO BELIEVE THAT THEY ARE MORE GOOD AND CARING PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE. Many OPS in here are really mean, and they don't care about other people's ideas, they are jealous and mean.
Attention Shoppers: Crazy on aisle 115.
I don't believe for a moment that she never uses the Internet . . . she has revealed in interviews that she's a closet computer geek, so how could she never use the Internet?
[quote]13. I love the Olive Garden!
A frau most hopeless...I bet she watches Jennifer Aniston movies too.
[quote]13. I love the Olive Garden!
This is just bullshit calculated to make her more "relatable" to the little people, which might move more merchandise.
I've had dinner with her at the Olive Garden at Times Square.
She really does like the food...
...and the low prices!
A friend of mine had dinner with her at Olive Garden in Chelsea.
So R121 what impression Liza gave to your friend?
I heard Liza is one of the nicest people!!! Is she a closet les or bi?
[quote]I washh arreshhted for having shexxx at Shhtudio 54!
That is not true, that has never been confirmed!
r22, Liza was 23, she was a typical young person who was partying. I wonder what kind of relationship she really had with her mom? Any arm chair shrinks care to speculate?
Mom didn't like the fact that Liza scored more pussy than she did.
LOL r126. I actually thought that Liza was in competition with her mama, and there was some strain there
Liza is very modest, and doesn't want it known that she schools Daphne Zuniga in science, politics, human rights, engineering and saving the planet.
check this out. read the first several paragraphs about lIZA and Judy. I always believed that lIZA greatly resents her mother and how much of a strain it is for her to have to praise her mom.