Two Old Maids...Were Laying In A Bed...
One jumped up...%0D\
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And this is what she saaaaaaid.
- I want to feel this love between us/Get down and do some cunnilingus!
- I''m going in the kitchen for some bread pudding. You want any?
- LYING in a bed.\
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Unless they were laying eggs.
- Bitch, please! Who you calling old?
- I wanna be an airborne ranger%0D\
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Live a life of sex and danger
WAC
- roll over%0D\
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roll over
- "I may not have my cherry, but I still have the box it came in."
- Hey Lolly Lolly chicka boom chicka boom
- LOL at r7
- My muffin hasn''t had a cherry since 1937!
- All the gurls love my dusty muffin!
- Two old maids%0D\
Lying in bed%0D\
No one realized%0D\
They were long since dead%0D\
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Neighbors didn''t notice%0D\
Or care, is what I mean%0D\
Why these dear old ladies%0D\
Hadn''t recently been seen%0D\
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The moral of this story%0D\
Lies between the lines%0D\
Care enough about others %0D\
Don''t ignore important signs%0D\
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Two old maids %0D\
Lying in bed%0D\
No one seemed to care%0D\
If they were living or dead%0D
