- ... and it just happens to be pictured on Just Jared today!
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/09/26/jon-hamm-jennifer-westfeldt-walk-the-dog/
- Sergio!
- I would totally suck his cock!
- Yum!!!
- I love you bitches!!! thanks for the treat on Monday.
- and ''dresses to the left'' as my tailor says."\
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No, OP. You''re "tailor" doesn''t say that because you don''t have a tailor. You thought it sounded really clever and retro, so you threw it in.
- He clearly fluffed.\
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I used to see him in the shower at the Y. Not that impressive.
- There''s a shot of him wearing boxers, leaning over a pool table to make a shot, in this month''s Details. He has spindly legs.
- Yö''m!
Furby
- Is your nickname "Sunshine," R6?
- gawd r6, what a kunt\
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is it pms or heavy menses that causes your irrational twatitude?
- and PS, c-word at r6, it''s "your tailor", not "you''re tailor". What a maroon.
- um r12?\
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its MORAN not maroon\
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learn to speel kunt
- Details, R7.
Sizzlean
- I think his package is set high. Not that he isn''t packing, but the effect is always more dramatic with high-set packages.
- I do have a tailor and he does the adjustments for the left, but then I dress to the right because the effect is so much more obvious.
- Mama DEFINITELY knows her noodles and she gives Mr. Hamm a 5 chopsticks rating.\
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Yummers!
Mamasan
- Meh. The body is not so sexy.
- Forget about the tailor. Can we get some eyewitness details from R7?
- R11, r6 is highly unlikely to be a woman. Only men make such stupid comments, so you don''t have to get all misogynist-sounding.
- [quote] Only men make such stupid comments,\
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Sexist
- R7 here.\
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Low hanging large balls. Normal sized cut cock. Hair half way down the shaft of said member and totally fuzzy balls and thighs in the pubic area.\
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He used to be more muscular, but the hair was never trimmed. We are going back 8 years. \
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I remember when he left the Y to join Equinox. \
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Quiet much of the time, occasionally asked for a spot, but not a chatty man.
- [quote]its MORAN not maroon\
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you''re a moron
- I think he''s a fag as my cashier at Wal-Mart would say.
- I think he is too R24. His anatomy proves it.
RubyRedRatzinger
- So does Hamm, R16, if you look at the dog walking photos
- [quote]and PS, c-word at [R6], it''s "your tailor", not "you''re tailor". What a maroon.\
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[quote]its MORAN not maroon\
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[quote]you''re a moron\
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Girls! Girls! You''re all morans!! Er, morons!
http://randazza.files.wordpress.com/2008/03/get-a-brain-morans.jpg
- looks like he''s dressed right in that picture.
- Brian Williams is stalking Jon Hamm
http://widget.nbc.com/videos/nbcshort_at.swf?CXNID=1000004.10045NXC&widID=4727a250e66f9723&clipID=1249734&showID=243&siteurl=http://www.nbc.com?vty=fromWidget_Video
- I''d love to see Brian and Jon compare packages, then pull their cocks out to compare.
- Too small for me
- When I used ''maroon'', I was quoting Bugs Bunny. I use it all the time. I do know that the ''correct'' spelling is moron.
http://wilstar.com/midi/bugsmaroon.wav
r12
- Enough already!
Joanie Cunningham
- OP...In your link, Hamm is dressing to the right.
- OP didn''t post the link. I did, dumbass.
R1
- R35 and R1...always felt neglected and ignored as a kid. Boo fucking hoo.
- I guess he likes to swing both ways, R34.
- Goddamnit he is just the hottest to me. I always try to picture him on the toilet having explosive diarrhea so I don''t want him so terribly. And do you ever notice how fucking clingy his wife always seems in photos. She is DESPERATE To hold onto this piece of fine meat. And I would be be same way. That is one lucky cunt.\
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His bulge is so damn yummy.
- Jon Hamm is not married to that woman, R38. They''ve lived together for many years but have never married. He''s been on record as saying he does not believe in the institution, probably having some abandonment issues because of the premature deaths of both of his parents.
- He''s so gorges. The most beautiful man in media today.
- He ain''t got nothing on me, r40
Ithaca
- I''d love to see Brian Williams and Jon Hamm wrestling in oil
- More recent bulginess:
http://www.celebitchy.com/109671/jon_hamm_talks_about_women_sexism_like_an_intelligent_adult/
- "He''s so gorges."\
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I don''t see him gorging on anything, although there something about him I''d like to gorge on.
- Look at the one with Jennifer gazing into his eyes while he looks into the camera... That bitch KNOWS she better hang on to this one for dear life. Damn, one day he dresses to the right, the next day he dresses to the left. My mouth is watering and my mussy is snapping like an angry turtle!
- So is R7 claiming those are balls we''re seeing \
@R43''s link?
- He doesn''t look that hung to me at all. He simply looks like a man who either goes commando or wears boxers. And for the record the bulge in the image R43 posted is his cock head, not a ball.
- [quote]And for the record the bulge in the image [R43] posted is his cock head, not a ball.\
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All the better!
- [quote]I''d love to see Brian Williams and Jon Hamm wrestling in oil\
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I wouldn''t mind being in the middle of a Williams / Hamm sandwich
- It''s hilarious how a thread about such an incredibly handsome man with an enormous penis can become so utterly sexless when discussed by such a gang of harpies.
- ummm, r40?%0D\
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its gorgeous...not gorges you illiterate cunt
- Their dog is so cute. His gf is one lucky snatch. I did not need another reason to lust after this man.\
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Danm, danm, danm! (in keeping with the thread)
- You silly boys, that''s where he keeps his back up toupee.
- Fuck me, Dick Whitman!
- I was a bit skeptical until I saw this picture...\
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The guy has a big bulge.\
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But then he''s always reeked of sizemeat.
http://www.omgblog.com/images/2010/FP_5793663_Hamm_Jon_FP2_092710.jpg
- jesus christ on a barge...now that''s some bulge
- Christ, wow, what a bulge. I noticed from the get go. He is basically squeezed into those tight 60''s pants. I think he has kind of wide hips too but shit he is hot. He has a really nice smile too. Seems like a sweet guy.
- We came thisclose to seeing him do porn.
Jon Hamm Did Porn? Kinda, Yeah!
Thu., Sep. 23, 2010 6:44 AM PDT by Ted Casablanca
Can you imagine Don Draper dropping trou?
Hell, we all have! But in a recent interview with The Guardian Jon Hamm, talks about his stint in the porn industry. And, yes, you're reading correctly: porn!
If only he was in front of the camera, though. See, Hamm worked as the set dresser on a soft porn flick in the late '90s, shortly before he hit it big, as it were.
"You gotta move cameras around, and ashtrays; and continuity is apparently an issue," explained The Town star of his duties, which the out-of-work actor took on, he says, to make ends meet.
Apparently, it was current girlfriend Jennifer Westfeldt who got him out of the skin biz and "totally" saved him. She called and offered him a part in a play, Lipschtick, she was doing in NYC.
Jon tells The Guardian:
"I came in after another 12-hour day [on the porn film] to this message on my answer phone, and I was so exhausted and depressed and bone tired that I called her back immediately: 'Yes! I don't care what it is!' I borrowed money for a ticket and lived in New York for six weeks on about $300, stayed on a friend's couch, roller-bladed everywhere."
Naturally, their six weeks together started a relationship that's been going on for more than a decade.
Thanks a lot Jennifer! Not only did you snatch up one of Hollywood's hunkiest (and faithful) men, but we can only assume you also cock-blocked, pun intended, the possibility of Jon being in front of the wrong kind of camera.
Actually, Hamm is such a gentleman we doubt it would have happened, but the thought isn't bad is it?
So, how do you prefer the Mad Men hunk%E2%80%94dapper or naked?
Check out the entire article. We obviously picked out the most scandalous part, but it's a fascinating read, with deets about depression and the inner workings of Hamm and his character.
And we're warning ya: If you're not already smitten by Hamm, you'll be totally gaga after this read. The man puts it all out there, dubious job history and all. He's completely cool with being honest, forthright, and, most importantly, vulnerable.
Sorry, that's just so totally hot.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b201817_jon_hamm_did_porn_kinda_yeah.html
- Apparently Hamm seems to dress right. This is the third photo I''ve seen of him with a right-side bulge. Most men dress left naturally.%0D\
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Of note: Right-side bulges are more pronounced since men''s pants are made to naturally dress left. Reason: a man''s left testicle hangs slightly lower than the right testicle--thus, "dressing left."%0D\
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So when you arrange your cock and balls to sit on the right-side of the pant leg, your package is more pronounced because the material of the pants and the way the fly front is constructed, your dick would just naturally go to the left and sit there unnoticed. But place everthing to the right, and you''re looking to have people notice your bulge.%0D\
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In reality, Hamm''s package may be average, but pushing it to the right makes it look bigger.
- Check this shit out. Scroll down a little. The man looks at least partially erect. He obviously goes commando. Even boxers would corral that thing better than that!
http://bigbulgecollection.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2010-09-19T12:12:00-07:00&max-results=5
- Too bad he''s only good as Don Draper.
- I''m from Boston, and think Blake Lively''s accent and performance were pretty remarkable. I think she does an outstanding (or should I say "wicked awesome"?) job in "The Town"!
- Must I do everything around here.
http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1920&bih=979&q=jon+hamm+bulge&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g1&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
- [quote]Too bad he''s only good as Don Draper.\
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Oh, honey, you''ve got Cheetos dust on your shirt again.
- He should put down that huge package before he gets a hernia.
- Utterly magnificent!
http://worldofwonder.net/2010/07/19/0f156be9.jpg
- That''s not Hamm. It''s sausage!
- Cripes; what does HE have to be depressed about?%0D
- R68. The stories coming out recently about Hamm being depressed were actually Hamm recounting the time of his life when he was in a state of depression--when he was 20 years old. This was shortly after his parents had died and when he was felt very alone and had no parental figure in his life.%0D\
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The recent stories about Hamm''s depression are not about him being depressed now.
- "I was so exhausted and depressed and bone tired"\
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I would never tire of his bone.
- It is so fucking wierd.\
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After seeing endless bulge shots of him (I mean the guy is a serious exhibitionist, even if he is average, he likes to show alot of cock) I no longer think he is hot. I wanted Mr. Hamm''s bone inside me quite deeply, but now its like there is no mystery. Even the bulge shots no longer turn me on.\
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I am done with you Mr. Hamm!
- This often happens to delerious fame chasers who actually think they "know" thier stalkee r71.%0D\
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Stick to what tyou know: pizza pops and pork rinds.
Maybe a little debbie for dessert cunt?
- LOL!\
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You NAILED me # 72! Nailed me!
#71. And I prefer the finest caviar, cunt.
- admitting you have a problem brings you closer to recovery r73.%0D\
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and ummm, about the sturgeon roe, i highly doubt you would know what to do with it.%0D\
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cunt?
back to your marmite dunked twinkies k?
- Fresh from TLo: the latest bulge pics.
http://tomandlorenzo2.blogspot.com/2010/10/mad-men-auf-deutsch.html
- Hamm is now dressing right, hiking his pants up and showing off deliberately.
- He''s having his pants tailored to show bulge and dress right rather than the less noticeable bulge when dressing left. And look at the length of his pants--they''re short--he''s pulled them up to show the package. Lowkey Hamm knows exacrtly what he''s doing.
- It looks like padding.
- I don''t understand guys who go commando or wear boxers. Aren''t they afraid of getting an erection at a bad time? How do they hide that?
- I think Hammy might have a bit of the ol'' exhibitionist in him. Guys who have any sense of modesty do not go out to a nice gathering when their cock bulges are out and proud for all to see.\
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That said, it''s obvious the guy is a free-baller. I don''t even detect boxers. That''s just nasty. All those beautiful suits soaking in his ball sweat and ass funk. Vile, just vile!
- Ball sweat and ass funk, delicious.
- "Hamm is now dressing right, hiking his pants up and showing off deliberately."\
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OMG! He reads DL and he''s sending us code through his pants.
- So who started this thread? Tom or Lorenzo?
Not that I mind. Nice pics
- [quote]I don''t understand guys who go commando or wear boxers. Aren''t they afraid of getting an erection at a bad time? How do they hide that?\
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They''re all going to hell for showing Lucifer''s rod for the world to see!
I''m not just Mrs. White, I''m Carrie''s mom
- I think he looks hot. It reminds me of my high school and college days when guys weren''t focused on what the show was around their crotch spot. The 70s were glorious days for crotch watching. There were no hang ups about it appealing to the gays like it is now. Guys weren''t afraid to show what they had.
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- He is diffently a grower, after he pounded me I had a hard time walking the next day.
