Saw him in person in the 80''s -- he was something like 6''4, blond and built in jeans and a T. If you passed him on the street then you would certainly say he was ruggedly handsome and had a great bod.
I''ve been hypnotized by his bulge for years. The picture on the right is one of the reasons.
Please let the link work...please let the link work...please let the link work.
He is joining the cast of Desperate Housewives
He didn''t seem all that homophobic on Graham Norton, R4. He didn''t act all weird with Graham''s gay naughtiness. Not that it means anything. You also get to drink on that show, which probably loosens up the guests a bit more.
On Billy Maher''s old ABC show, John Schneider said that there should be separate bathrooms for gay people.
30 years ago I was in Las Vegas at the MGM Grand and he and his girlfriend at the time sat at the same blackjack table as me.
[quote] On Billy Maher''s old ABC show, John Schneider said that there should be separate bathrooms for gay people. [quote]\
With that gigantic bulge I can understand why he might feel a little uncomfortable.
Do you think he has a smooth or hairy ass?
He is very homophobic and straight. I saw him in the shower and he had dingle berries.
John is a drop-dead-gorgeous homosexual who is said to be horse-hung.
There is no verificatia of this rumor.
We have been fooled in the past by tinymeats with stuffed crotches.
"On Billy Maher's old ABC show, John Schneider said that there should be separate bathrooms for gay people."
by: Anonymous reply 12 09/22/2010 @ 07:47PM
I am homosexual myself, but I am not now, and will never be a part of any "gay" movement. I do not blame any man for saying that the reprehensible people who have sex in restrooms should not be in the same rooms as the rest of us. It is a horrible experience to be simply trying to take a leak while some other man is looking at me, grinning at me, trying to show his dick, trying to look at mine, etc. I'm a truck driver, and this happens to me all over the country. They also write all this stuff on the walls, stuff about sucking off strangers, and drinking piss and licking assholes, so everybody in the country knows that these are a bunch of sick disgusting people. It is no wonder that homosexuals are hated and feared. I don't blame John Schneider or anyone else for saying that such people should have their own restrooms, and I am one homosexual who would never go into those rooms.
Texas Truck Driver
Perhaps John doesn't want to be interrupted by a straight guy when he is in the bathroom sucking cock.
I wish Beau and Luke Duke would make out and then have the fake Dukes join in too.
Can you imagine if you were gay and John Schneider was your Dad? You'd be backing up on to that horse hung cock as much as possible.
John was too young to suit my purposes when the Dukes of Hazard were on TV, so I did not watch that ridiculosity. Then later I saw him in a TV movie as a young carpenter from Alabama who built a motorhome on the back of an old truck, and moved to New York City. There he remodeled an old tenement building with "virgin lobloggy pine" woodwork, and led the poor ignorant ghetto dwellers into being self-sufficient and living a good life. By that time John was old enough and hot enough for me to watch ridiculosity. He has remained sexy throughout middle-age, but very few are attractive into old age, and plastic surgery just makes them look worse. We will see how John holds up, but light skin blondes usually don't fare well in old age looks.
[quote]Do you think he has a smooth or hairy ass?
I bet it's full of blonde hairs.
[quote]I saw him in the shower and he had dingle berries
How on Earth did you see that? Were you all up in his crack?
I bet Byron Cherry and John Schneider would be hot together. Cherry is the fake Bo Duke.
He was on another show years ago on a panel with that Jay Thomas guy arguing that parents have the right to spank their kids. He came across as a conservative dick.
R18 is a fucking idiot.
Wow, I just looked on IMDB, and the other fake Duke, Christopher Mayer, died in 2011. And he appears to have been a "lifelong Republican."
The Mayer fake Duke had the same name as a much better looking Australian actor, who is still alive.
Do you think Bo and Luke went into the outhouse and pulled each other?
What was his cause of death at such a young age? Was he on dope?
I hate to rain on your parade, but most of those "celeb bulges" are quite fake. I don't know about Schneider personally, but I was in wardrobe for many years. Fake, Fake, Fake.
R32, please explain how it could be fake. Everybody has one, and if they put a fake in those painted on pants, you would see two of them in there. I don't think it is attractive or pleasing to the eye when I see the outline of the penis like in these Bo Duke stills. I wear Jockey Shorts because they gently support and hold everything in the right place, and Wrangler Jeans because they are cut where there is a space for my genitals in a nice neat package at the front of my crotch. I can't imagine why any man is willing to walk around with his dick hanging down into the leg of his pants. And those tight jeans that smash the giblets look like torture to me.
Anyone think Tom Wopat was hotter than Bo Duke?
R33 strikes me as sorta odd.
A few years ago, a magazine printed a short list of actors who are huge. I read off the list to a co-worker of mine, in private. She reacted with "Damn, those are some ugly guys!" Laughed out loud.
I just said that nature has a twisted sense of humor, sometimes.
I must say that John Schneider wasn't on the list.
34, I never found John sexy, Tom was always the hot one IMO.
Speaking of Wopat, he was recently on my local news in Baltimore, talking about a charity that he was in town to support (I believe his brother live here). Not enough attention is paid to this man or his glorious ass. He really had a nice, fat bubble back during Dukes.
Ok, so who would be the top in a John/Tom coupling (or do I even have to ask?).
I'm the exact opposite of you, R37. I though Tom was super sexy from the moment I first saw him, all the way up until today. Tom never really did much for me, though back in the Dukes days I wouldn't have kicked him out of bed.