Damn, Teresa Giudice has some ugly kids

With Geeter, Glioma, Melasma, and Areola on the cover of [italic]InTouch Weekly[/italic]

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• GOOD GOD... I am blind.%0D\ %0D\ OP, do you remember that Seinfeld episode when Kramer looked at the ugly baby?

• Oh! My eyes!

• Frankly they all look like a bunch of midgets. But them''s some hard looking faces on those kids!

• breathtaking

• Does the viewing public actually think Teresa is pretty? I think she looks like Ernest Borgnine.

• She looks like a shaved ape.

• Agree with R5; she DOES look like the late Earnest Borgnine.

• Ummm, Ernest Borgnine is still alive.

• Wow. I don''t remember them being that ugly on the show. Did they use a really bad picture on purpose?

• Comment @ link:%0D\ %0D\ ...The female and her young stare quizzically at our cameras, even during this time of distress. Her mate, the old silverback, has abandoned her for a younger female.%0D\ %0D

• Oh shit, R10, I am laughing so hard my stomach is cramping.

• One of them seems to have a normal hairline.

• That''s just ridiculous. She should have known better after the first one and had a bucket of water handy.

• [quote] Ernest Borgnine is still alive.\ \ That may be true, but she still resembles the late Ernest Borgnine.

• "Ernest Borgnine is still alive."%0D\ %0D\ %0D\ Really? What is he, about 150 now?%0D

• Even the pretty one, little Melanoma, got hit with the ugly stick! And then the littlest one, little Neuroblastoma, looks like dog dookie.\ Then everyone''s favorite cocksucker, Gia, looks like she is gong through her awkward phase, 5 years early.\ \ Oh, dear.

• Dear God you guys are fucking hilarious!!

  Tears in my eyes

• She''s a hoor! And her husbad is a goddam finocch''

  DS

• I think they did take a really bad pic. The little meatloaf looks weird!!!

• This just in!\ \ Gia runs a Glory Hole! That''s she gets all that hot Jersey cock!\ \ No one sees her face!\ \ But first!

  J. Chen

• Not to mention, putting a headband on an infant child should be a crime punishable by death.

  Ruth Buzzi, prettier than the Giudice''s

• They''re so...special

• What is it with the headband thing? Most of the ones I''ve seen are adorning homely girl children or one''s with no hair. I guess mom wants everyone to know their little Quasimodo is a girl?

• [R16]I have read you post four times and still cannot stop laughing!! You''re killin me!!!

  little Neuroblastoma, damn thats funny

• 24, you are being facetious. You forgot to say "Oh my sides!"

  I think i am hilarious and that is all that matters! -sniffles-

• They''re adorable in a so ugly it''s cute way.

• Teresa''s low hairline defies imagination and defies reality.%0D\ %0D\ Neanderthal woman...

• little troll dolls or monkey-faced lepreuchans

• Yes, they DO look like troll dolls!! %0D\ %0D\ Okay, I know I am going to hell for talking trash about innocent little children who had nothing to do with their unfortunate DNA...oh, who am I kidding, that photo is horrifyingly hilarious.

  http://screenrant.com/trolls-dolls-movie-dreamworks-ross-65745/

• The form of the destructor is "InTouch Weekly" magazine.

  Gozer, As "Milania"

• Good gawd they look like a flock of baby toucans with those big beaks!!

• Youse guys better shut the fuck up!!

  Gia G., cocksucker extraordinaire

• If I had kids that ugly, I''d sell them to a laboratory for testing.

• The bitch and the stud.

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• They look like Yoda is their father.

• Screaming yellow zonkers!\ \ Where did those kids get those HONKERS!\ \ Little Moozadell''s nose takes up half her face!

• Juicy never looks like he fits in any clothes. What a completely odd shaped body.

• Melanoma is NOT the pretty one! She looks exactly like Big Pussy.

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• From the link: "Why oh why did InTouch Weekly feed Teresa Giudice after midnight?"

• LOL 38, love that name

• the baby is cute...

  says a lesbian meekly...

• "Jolie Laide" bien sur.

  The French

• "Ernest Borgnine is still alive."%0D\ %0D\ Really? What is he, about 150 now?''%0D\ %0D\ He''s 93. And he STILL looks prettier than Teresa Giuduce and her troll children. %0D\ %0D

• [quote]"Jolie Laide" bien sur.\ \ Ain''t no jolie in all that laide.

• Holy bracciole!\ \ Where did those gals get those schnozzoles!?\ \ HUH?\ \ WHAT DA FUCK!\ \ Melanoma''s shnozzel looks like TOMATO!\ \ What da fuck!

• Someone hold me!

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• So, now that Joe is going to jail for ten days for driving without a license, what will Teresa do for sex? At least she won''t get pregnant during that time...we hope.

• I know this will probably be unpopular, but Joe was actually pretty attractive when he was younger.

  Strange, But True

• You can''t see the kids eyes - they all have slitty eyes when they smile.

• Thank you, thank you, thank you. I have been saying this for the last year! Thay are, hands down, a bunch of the ugliest f*#&ing kids I have ever seen in my life. No amount of overspending will ever make them cute either. I want to puke when I see those butt faced kids. YUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  Guidice Kids Are The Ugliest Kids On Earth

• Ugly In Pink

• R49 Don''t worry, they''ll get the eyelid surgery that the Olsen Tro.. oops, Twins got in their early teens.

  Ren%EF%BF%BDe Zellweger, Green with Envy

• Is Teresa the idiot who coached them to squint their eyes like that?

• Reading the cover on InTouch magazine in the photo, this is first time I''ve heard of Joe, her husband, moving out, cheating, and having a baby with another woman.%0D\ %0D\ Is that true?

• There''s not enough plastic surgery in the world for those kids.

  lesbian, who knows what an ugly baby looks like

• Teresa Giudice is hardly attractive and her husband is repulsive, so you think they had any chance of having good looking kids?! \ \ I don''t understand parents who parade their unattractive kids all over the place, as if they are models. These parents need to be developing their fug kids'' minds. They sure aren''t going to skate through life on their looks!\ \ The only thing Teresa Giudice has going for her, she great hair, despite the low simian hairline. \ \ That low hairline WILL come in handy when her hair starts thinning during menopause. Her receding hairline wouldn''t be as apparent as it starts so low and she has no forehead!

  hair stylist

• Hey fagolas - I''ll bite your cock tips off.

  Gia Cocksucking SUPER-STAH

• Ever since I first watched Real Housewhores of New Jerkoff I was appalled at how ugly Teresa's were. So much so, that I asked several friends if I was just crazy, or did these children look like those little troll dolls with the poof of hair on top of their heads. Sure enough, I was vindicated every time I asked. So it wasn't just me. Whew. Then, I was sitting here bored yesterday and thought, "I wonder if anyone else out there in cyberland has the Nads to agree with me?" So I googled: Teresa Giudice has ugly kids. and found my way here. I am putting this list on my favorites. You guys rock. Not one of you has started in with the whiny bullshit I have seen on other threads (or if someone did I failed to notice) about "How could you say something so mean about little children?!" Or, "You're going to go to hell for talking about kids." It isn't like we are making this up, or being deliberately cruel, or trying to hurt the skank and her juicehead hubby's feelings. IT'S THE FUCKING TRUTH! I mean, there are a lot of celebrity kids out there and you don't see us bashing any of them, right? What this means is: The Giudices have the ugliest fucking kids on the planet (of the Apes)! Pun Intended

• *bump*

• If you want to see a good example of how homely those kids are, go to the Bravo site, and look at the pics of Teresa''s Christmas cards. There''s one card where the kids are all dressed in Victorian style clothes and the baby''s in a sleigh. OMG!! Every one of them looks like a man! Put a stogie in their mouths and they would look like Italian truck drivers! LOL!

  Sue M.

• Funniest thing I ever saw was a picture of her and her husband and their young and the caption of the male silverback gorilla or something like that. Laughed my ass off.

• teresa is not attractive and she is always making these high pitched squeaking noises... i guess she thinks she''s being cute... but she''s really being stupid. joe is not attractive... he chews food with his mouth open. but imo, the daughters that look like teresa are unattractive. gabriella is actually a pretty little girl -- he must take after joe''s side.\ \ neither joe or melissa are attractive. neither.

• I guess they put the little hat on the baby to identify it as a human child?

• Ugly like their mother. The one on the lower right looks like Blossom.

• [quote]The one on the lower right looks like Blossom.\ \ Rock? From the Addams Family?

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• Isnt an areola a tit or nipple? She named her child after that?

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• she must take after joe''s side (typo)

• Yes, [R66] the areola is actually the flesh around the nipple. I would guess it includes the nipple, LOL. The child is named Adrianna. However, the original poster was having a little creative fun with their names. Fugly kids - fugly names. I thought the little one might be somewhat cute at first, but she has gotten just as ugly as her sisters with time. Did anyone see the episode where one of the two middle girls bitch slapped the poor baby for no reason while the idiot parents and other hideous children were all busy decorating the Christmas tree and not paying attention? OMG. SIDE NOTE: I''ve also read in multiple places that the sister-in-law, Melissa "The Beard" Gorga, has herpes. That must mean her monkey, goomba, cross-dressing, wish-he-could-come-out husband also has blisterdick. Ewwwwwww.

• Teresa you are a horrible mother who doesn''t disapline her trolls her food is a joke along with her cook books. She is a horrible asshole mellisa and kathy need to leave her for dead. Mellisa and kathy you are way above her ape ass and fatty husband gross!!!

• Her kids, with just one exception, look like apes! Those freaky low foreheads...ugh!

• They''re not as ugly as that little troll who played Cassandra on Little House on the Prairie.

  Ma Ingalls

• Hey fagolas. Fuck yous. I''ve got sapphires coming out my gash thanks to the lips god gave me. Yous whores are just jealous.

  Gia, dripping

• Is her last name really pronounced Jew Deece?

  Oskar Schindler

• So much so, that I asked several friends if I was just crazy, or did these children look like those little troll dolls with the poof of hair on top of their heads. %0D\ %0D\ Sure enough, I was vindicated every time I asked. So it wasn''t just me. Whew.%0D\ %0D\ Then, I was sitting here bored yesterday and thought, "I wonder if anyone else out there in cyberland has the Nads to agree with me?" %0D\ %0D\ So I googled: Teresa Giudice has ugly kids. and found my way here.%0D\ %0D\ %0D\ %0D\ Thats so sad the only thing you have to live for is approval of other people to slam little kids.%0D\ %0D\ You googled shit and even came on another site to stalk and obsess over little kids.%0D\ %0D\ You need to seriously get a life.

  Your fucking pathetic

• This is exactly what I mean by DL''s violent misogyny, and if you don''t intervene against it, you are acting in favor of it:\ \ "Ann Coulter is responsible for that horrible stench that emanates from her dried up gash wherever she goes."\ \ Your violence against women helps kill queer teens.\ \ Ann Coulter''s stupidity has nothing to do with her body parts.\ \ Stop the violence.\ \ Stop the hate.\ \ It''s killing us.

• The children are undisciplined brats. That''s the sad partm because if they can''t cut it in a superficial way they''ll have no character or personality to fall back on. Caroline Manzo and her husband seem to have brought their children up better (God, Albie is hot), and I like the way the new woman- Kathy?- and her husband interact with their kids.

• I think those Giudice girls are really an awesome line of authentic-looking troll dolls. I had troll dolls as a kid, and they looked just like that, but mine weren''t real.

• [quote]I''ve also read in multiple places that the sister-in-law, Melissa "The Beard" Gorga, has herpes. That must mean her monkey, goomba, cross-dressing, wish-he-could-come-out husband also has blisterdick. Ewwwwwww.\ \ Supposedly Melissa got it from her guy on the side and gave it to Li''l Joe. I don''t think he''s in the closet so much as he wants to join Melissa and Greg in a no-holes-barred bi three-way.\ \ He also reportedly suffers from tinymeat (see link). At least he''s not a homophobic piece of shit like Juicy Joe.

  http://www.realfauxhousewives.com/2010/09/13/newest-addition-melissa-gorga-is-also-a-dead-beat-who-doesnt-pay-her-bills-on-time-and-may-also-have-foreclosure-problems

• Teresa''s Bravo blogs are hilarious because they''re so obviously ghostwritten.

  http://www.bravotv.com/the-real-housewives-of-new-jersey/season-3/blogs/teresa-giudice

• Who''s the "anniversary troll" who keeps bumping one year old threads?

• And that''s the way they all became the Progeria Bunch.

• When I see older threads bumped, I just assume it''s that nutty troll whining about misogyny.

• Fuck me! They all look like mini Tracey Emin''s!!!\ \ x

  Lucy J.

• roflmaoooooooooooo I just finished reading the first page but I want to say that I love each and every one of you bitches!!!%0D\ %0D\ This thread is MEAN but the laughs are priceless.

• If not for the long hair and pink, I could''ve sworn that the one on the top left was a bookie from Bayonne I once owed money to.

• The littlest one looks like an old drunk on that cover.

• ABORT! \ \ ABORT!!

  Zak

• They strapped a rubber shower-cap flower to the head of the littlest one in an attempt to downplay its resemblance to Borscht Belt comedienne-harridan Belle Barth...

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• Those kids are unspeakably ugly. Inside and out. I get nauseous looking at them. They strongly resemble those hideous little troll dolls with wrinkly faces and the sprig of strangely colored hair on top of their heads.

• I never thought I''d see kids even uglier than the Olsen twins when they were little but dayyum!

• A mother's love is surely blind if she can't see how unattractive her children are. I wish this woman would stop trying to promote Gia the most unfortunate looking one, then again that Mahlia is very (well I'm gonna say it) ugly...

• Yikes!

• Teresa looks like the actor Joe Pesci beat up in Raging Bull. What a busted heifer she is.

• You people are nasty talking about glory holes and cock with a little girl. You people need to get a life and learn how to spell. You spell hoor it's whore idiots. All you people probably have some ugly kids but don't see it. If your kids aren't ugly then I bet they have ugly personalities because you people sure do.

• r94, is obviously Teresa after Googling herself.

• Pretty-pretty?

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• Juicy is now Tubby and he's a midget.

• That magazine cover is the strongest argument for not drinking during pregnancy I've ever seen.

• HA! Gia looks like tammy fae baker

• Teresa looks like Ed Marinaro.

• Teresa is already booking plastic surgery appointments.

• Well you know the fruit doen'tall farfrom the tree! Joe and Teresa are not good looking at all, in fact she iw hideous... and her kids are not well behaved by any means and have a mouth on them...

• I love this thread. It's so wrong to laugh at these kids, but I can't help it. Poor little Melanoma.

• r101, there are at least two Lexuses in the face alone.

• Equally ugly is the daughter of the fat skanky pig Karen Gravano from Mob Wives. The lower half of her face is huge. Looking at her makes me want to vomit!

  Karen Gravano Has An Ugly Daughter

• Exactly how big is the lower half of her head, R105? Just curious. No special reason.

  Rumer%20%22Spud%22%20Willis

• I have never seen an attractive cast member on any of those Housewives shows. They all look really hard and worn out, at best.

• I have been crying I have been laughing so hard! Start from the first post and work your way current!

• Milania is fucking hilarious. Possibly insane and and future murderer, but hilarious.

• Yeah well when the mother is just as ugly, you have to expect things like that.

• Ohfortheloveofgod! Don't insult Joe Pesci and leave Ernie B out of this debacle! Word!

  Kris

• Yes, R109, isn't that the one that called her sister a stupid whore a few episodes ago? I have noticed that the littlest one seems to get cuter as she gets older. She has all that dark curly hair and big, blue eyes. The rest of them are ugly as sin, for sure.

  Teresa Giudice Has Ugly Kids

• [quote]What is it with the headband thing? Probably to keep their brains inside the skulls. They look like they were born with some of their internal organs on the outside of their bodies.

• Mon chi chi, mon chi chi Oh so soft and cuddly... Mon chi chis meet Bratz dolls

  mom%20of%20cute%20kids

• UR some of the funniest people in the world.....I've been screaming laughing while reading every post on here...I swear one is funnier than the next! Favorite words so far....silverback, melanoma, areola, and of course who could forget the lovely (and dead on) "troll". You're really hysterical and priceless. Keem 'em coming PLEASE. Haven't laughed this hard in a long time! P.S. Loved the "headband to keep the brains in their head" reference. Can't stop laughing!

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  anonymous

• This would be a fun thread if the "gia cocksucker" troll were not part of it.

  That%20shit%20is%20tired%20and%20perverted

• I was sitting here flipping channels and stopped on Teresa with her hair pulled back. I had to goggle 'what's up with Teresa Gudices freakish hairline?', when I came across these posts. I laughed so hard I cried!!!!! And, my husband has been having an upcoming reality show (like do we really need another one???) taped on his business. Let me tell ya.....I would neva be on a reality show. I stay completely out the way. I know y'all would be laughing at me too, and I just couldnt take it. But, thank you for making me laugh my head off!!!!

  Cracking%20up%21%21%21%21

• Actully, she reminds me of the guy in KISS who had the star on his fae makeup. Either that, or Dean Martin after drinking Sterno.

  Gene Simons

• She looks just like the guy in 'RAGING BULL' who got his ass kicked by Joe Pesci in the nightclub. Spitting image. I saw the movie On Demand today - the resemblance is uncanny - and unfortunate. Teresa's kids are ugly because their mother is ugly to the point of being offensive.

  PIAPD

• Teresa looks like a damn Muppet surrounded by her Troll spawn. And the poster who wrote "Ugly in Pink" had me ROOOOOOOLLING!!!

• Soon the girl's balls will drop and they will begin to loose most of their facial hair until then Teresa will need to continue to shave their areas.

• In the wild the Mother can and does eat her young

• I may be in the serious minority here, but on recent episodes, I can see that Gia is shaping up to a be beauty. It won't be for several years, but she will be. Trust me on this....

  Anonymous

• OMG, the three older ones could stand in for "The Lollipop Guild" and the baby could replace Toto!

  Cuntina, the Wicked Witch of Flyovers

• She'll never stop pushing her kids on the public. She'll make Kris Kardashian look like an amateur.

• Didn't Donald Trump refer to her daughters as "beautiful" when she was on Celebrity Apprentice? Man, he must have been gritting his teeth through that one!

• LOL to R21 and R26!!

  Teresa Giudice Really Has Ugly Kids

• Ooops R121 and R126 got me rolling. Sorry!

  Teresa Giudice Really Has Ugly Kids

• At least we got Jennifer Aniston to look at.

• What does Jennifer Aniston have to do with the Giudice's butt-fuckin-ugly children?

• I'm bumping this thread only because it's so fucking funny! I don't want it to end...EVAR!!!

• The middle one doesn't look like she actually IS a giudices!

  TataB

• I think she had the middle one with her brother.

• These kids hairline are far too close to their eyebrows.

• They look like alien parasites from a lost X-Files episode.

  The%20Truth%20Is%20Hideous

• consider the mother and father lol. These brats have almost no chance at looking halfway decent. Why Andy Cohen thinks they're cute is beyond me.

• R51's comment goes down as one of the funniest things I've ever read on this website!!!

• You must be a boring person, R137.

  *That*%20Was%20The%20Funniest%20Thing%3F

• She's an ugly wop bitch with ugly wop children.

• [quote]...The female and her young stare quizzically at our cameras, even during this time of distress. Her mate, the old silverback, has abandoned her for a younger female. No, this is the funniest for this thread.

• Teresa looks like a troll or some kind of monster, so of course her kids would be unattractive.

• Teresa looks like a Crank Yanker in that pic.

• one step shy of this beauty. soon they will have a pelt growing on their backs and congratulate themselves for making fire.

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• The kids look like their old man, only in wigs. It should be considered child abuse for those two ugly adults to produce offspring. My God, couldn't they have adopted?

• The worst part for Teresa is that her brother's kids are actually really cute so in 10 years she'll have another reason to be jealous. Antonia, Gino and Joey are cute. Joe Gorga and Melissa's genes mixed well. They're gonna look striking next to Teresa's hellion harpy squad.

• Gia is Big Ang in forty or so years. There is hope for her yet. Man, I want to take an Epilady to Teresa's hairline. That or Nairpalm it into retreat. And let us not forget the original trifecta of fug. The Willis girls. The two youngest look like guido housewives from Jersey so I don't feel like I went off topic in bringing them into the conversation.

  you%20reap%20what%20you%20screw...

• Stop bashing the guidice kids. They may not have the greatest parents. They r still kids. How do u call a child a cocksucker??? Or other people comparing them to other things. What if your friends call that to someone in the family or your own kids? It would be the end for you. The things that come out your mouth, dont you have kids of your own or kids around you that you know and love? One day these kids will grow up and some how see something like this and hate themselves or hate their apperance. Whatever teenagers go through.

  Dr.%20Jayden%20whittaker

• [quote]Antonia, Gino and Joey are cute. To me, Antonia looks just like Melissa and Gino looks just like Joe, but Baby Joey looks nothing like either of them. (When the Gorgas were first brought on, there was a rumor on some of the RH blogs that Baby Joey was the product of a fling between Melissa and Juicy Joe.)

• Ick, r148. There is no way Melissa would touch juicy Joe.

• Stop crying, R147, and find a website that suits you. This isn't it.

• Those children are strictly from hunger!

• Just admit it R147, them kids is U-G-L-Y!!! Even if you just have to think it in your head.

• HAHAHA WHY DONT YOU ALL SUCK EACH OTHER COCKS AND PUSSYS. SEEMS LIKE YOU ALL THINK ALIKE. I BET UR KIDS R WORST THAT THE GUIDICE KIDS! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Oh yeah stop being so "anonymous" :D

  Greg%20Levitan

• Wooohooo free dicks!

• N pussy! GREAT THREAD!

  Hillary%20A.

• And why the hell do they let Gia dress like a hootchie?????

• I'm surprised no one has mentioned yet that Theresa looks like a fish, her bulging eyes on the side of her head. She needs to explain her hairline to her viewers, not tip toe around it like it's not a problem. Milania and Gia do look like old Italian truck drivers. Gabriella is the only normal looking person in this family. She must feel like Marilyn Munster from the Munster family, the only family member who is not grotesque. And what the fuck is wrong with Joe Gorga's eyebrows? Can someone tell me please? His eyebrows start 2 inches in from his nose.

  Theresa%2C%20please%20stop%20reproducing.%20

• Interesting that you referenced The Munsters, r157. In her cut away segments on the last episode Teresa looked like Eddie Munster in drag. Thankfully, the amount of blush on her cheeks distracted from that hideous simian hairline. Not to mention that acid trip blue eyeshadow. And lining those lyin' eyes in kohl? Not good. When she gets older Little Gabriella needs to tell people she was adopted. And write a tell all ala Christine Crawford.

  I%20had%20nightmares....NIGHTMARES

• The apple doesn't fall far

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• I think Joe Giudice looks like Chet from "Weird Science":

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• These poor, unfortunate monstrosities really look like something out of a David Cronenberg movie. Did you ever see The Brood? They look exactly like those murdering, mutant child-things in that movie.

  Needs%20Exorcism

• I'm feeling pretty good about myself now...it's true, everything's relative!

  Pota...I%20mean%2C%20Rumer%20Willis

• Actually, Gia is becoming a beauty. She has gorgeous eyes, lips, and skin.

• But...what about her nose?

• I can really imagine these poor, unfortunate munchkins-with-radiation-sickness exploding out of people's chests at the dinner table.

  Needs%20Exorcism

• Teresa is raising them to be spoiled princesses who think they're beautiful, and this combo is going to be a MAJOR problem as these girls get into their teens and 20s. No one is going to like them.

• LOL R166 Can you imagine those little trolls going to school thinking they're hot shit because "Momma tells me I'm the most beautiful girl in the WHOLE WORLD!" ...and then reality hits them square in their faces.

• R167 it's going to make headlines I'm sure. I expect her daughters to either be bullies or end up getting bullied. What guy is going to want them? I mean she's doing a real disservice to her kids and the community at large. You see how Teresa views herself though. She's dissing her cousin Kathy for getting a nose job but Kathy looked prettier than Teresa even before the surgery. Some of the outfits Teresa wears just accentuate her ugliness. Anyone see that look they keep showing of her with her hair pulled back and the fancy shoulder pads or whatever? Just awful and her daughters are going to look very much like this except they all have Joe's brown hair instead of her black hair.

• These poor child-abominations. They look like E.T. fucked one of the Flintstones (possibly Dino).

• If Joe calls Teresa a cunt in public imagine what those little girls must see/hear when the doors are closed and the cameras are gone. They are going to be totally fucked up teens.

• [quote]then reality hits them square in their faces. It looks more like a shovel hit them square in their faces.

  Elaine%20Benes

• I might be ugly, but I can still suck a golfball through a garden hose. And I'm gonna be blowin all your bf's dicks tonight!

  Gia%2C%20the%20embittered%20glory%20hole%20veteran

• Do you realize that if these kids were hanging around a cemetery at night, people would be screaming, "DRIVE A WOODEN STAKE THROUGH THEIR ASSES!!! DRIVE A WOODEN STAKE THROUGH THEIR ASSES!!!"

• I've had headaches that were more appealing than these Lovecraftian nightmares.

• .

  http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DrDfbCKrblv8

• Actually, I think that Teresa is very jolie laide. Sometimes that his better and more interesting than being conventionally beautiful. However, every time she opens her mouth, it's not so jolie.

• R175 Aren't those girls a bit young to be so slutty?

• R177, well that's Teresa's parenting skills there. She doesn't see any problems with Gia slutting it up.

• Last time I saw something as butt-ugly as these child-abominations, it was swinging a large saber and screaming, "TRIAL BY STONE!"

• Actually, Teresa and her kids made some surprisingly lovely, musical noises when I defenestrated every one of these walking low-budget-special-effects out of a 12th-story hotel window to splatter on the sidewalk below - which I assure you improved their looks. Because I could no longer tolerate their biologically confused, non-carbon-based forms, you understand. Consider it a mercy killing.

• I guarantee you these 4 girl-like things were born with tails the doctors had to surgically remove. And squid-like suction pads all over their hands and feet. These poor, poor quasi-children.

• You guys? This thread brings me so much laughter and joy!

• Faces not even a mother could love. Why wouldn't she stop after the first one came out so ugly? Why inflict that same fate on 1...2...3 more? Did someone feed Teresa after midnight and then get her wet? Selfish bitch. Those kids are going to cry themselves to sleep their entire lives because mommy and daddy couldn't adopt--they just HAD to use their own Neanderthal DNA. Unbelievable.

• .

  http%3A//static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/5/16/1242501448097/Neanderthal-001.jpg

• If you turned the lights off, I'll bet these what-pass-for children would glow in the dark. I'm positive I saw all four of these organic curiosities on a BBC nature documentary about the bioluminescent fish that live in the deepest ocean trenches.

• Don't worry, folks, once these four lay their thousands of eggs, they'll start looking a lot better. And I promise the worker-insects of their species take very good care of their larvae.

• Why do I get the feeling that these Gollum-girls' blood is some other color besides red?

• You know these girl-like monstrosities communicate with each other in hissing noises.

• They look like partially melted wax dummies of real children. By artists whose talent was questionable at best.

• sad fact is it is always genetically inferior peeps like Theresa and her husband that are so quick to pop out kids. Unfortunately for us, the attractive, well bred people always hem and haw about everything being perfect and are so picky, they never have kids. It must suck being from New Jersey with the genetic slim pickings.

• Indeed, it's only the trash that are breeding these days--and they breed like rabbits. It appears that from this point forward the human race is going to be devolving on a grand scale. Scary stuff!

• JESUS! I just troll-dar'd R189 and half the board went yellow. Who's the troll?

• BUMP!

• I'm the spam-troll, who finds this family of the ugliest Jerry-Springer-rejects I've ever seen in my life, to be completely devoid of any redeeming qualities whatsoever. This family is utterly loathsome, protohumanoid filth to me, okay? Do any of you understand these guido-garbage pond life aren't even interesting enough to make me sick!

• I love R194

• Well R166 & R168 was right...anyone see the article this week that said Gia has been bullied at school? Although it doesn't mention her looks and just says because her mother is on a reality show. Gia also apparently has twitter which I think is totally inappropriate for someone her age.

• at what age will the start waxing Gia's tongue?

• I'm afraid these Giudice child-parodies look like primitive, prehistoric creatures whose bones were exhumed from the La Brea tar pits.

• Whoever's decision it was to put those boogawolfs on the cover of a magazine should be fired. That shit does NOT sell magazines.

• Ever since these Klingon reptile-kids molted their scaly, reptile skin and started growing a furrier one, they've been looking better. Just put these loathsome, diseased mini-monsters in Klingon armor and these inbred, sister-alien-animal-fucking mockeries will look right at home!

• Did you know that these kid-things just molted their skins and now they look even WORSE???

• Anyone remember the old Star Trek episode with that alien ambassador that was so hideous people needed special goggles to look at him or go insane? That's what people need for Teresa's abominations - special goggles to protect sanity.

• Hey guys, I just coughed up a wad of Marlboro phlegm that looked IDENTICAL to the littlest abomination - the future-cocksucker with the pink wrap around its head (presumably to hide some deformity).

• [quote]Did you know that these kid-things just molted their skins and now they look even WORSE??? Did they go through a pupa stage?

• Chupacabras! Chupacabras!

• I think they went through multiple pupa stages, each more loathsome and obscene than the last.

• FUCK they're ugly!!

  Rumer%20Willis

• I really think that Gia, the oldest daughter aged 10 or 11, is turning into a beauty. She really does have gorgeous eyes, lips, skin, and hair. Her eyes are stunningly beautiful.

• I meant to mention at R208 that you have to watch the show (Housewives of New Jersey) to see how Gia is turning into a beauty - you can't just look at the People magazine cover photo which is somewhat old - you have to see Gia in recent episodes of the show.

• I'd rather eat bleach than watch their show.

• R208 = The late Ray Charles

• "She really does have gorgeous eyes, lips, skin, and hair." And they all came with her "pretty girl" Halloween costume.

  New Jersey Horror Story

• The baby is actually the prettiest one by far.

• The Giudice kid-like things look about half amphibian and half 50-year-old coal miner.

• This thread makes me laugh so hard I nearly popped a lung!

• I think the littlest abomination has that pink thing tied around its forehead to conceal the third eye it has there.

• After every one of these vaguely female genetic-grab-bag children gets a haircut, I've seen trained scientists analyze their hair clippings and they determined these were insect hairs and not mammal hairs. So even if Teresa's bio-aberrations looks vaguely humanoid, DNA proves they are NOT mammal like the rest of us.

• I think all of you should be ashamed talking about children and people in general. Look in the mirror at yourselves. Suppose someone said it about you and your children. You reap what you sow. You have family members and there is no telling what might happen to them. Pray!!

  Anonymous

• I just looked in the mirror and I'm cool. I guess when you put your kids on THE COVER OF A GOSSIP MAGAZINE you open yourself up to public scrutiny!

• Nothing can change the obvious, elephant-turd-in-the-punchbowl (if only Teresa's kids looked that good!) fact: these child-creatures are the biggest shitbags in the history of TV.

• The missing links.

  Proof%20of%20evolution.

• Have any of you seen an asbestos molecule in a powerful, electron microscope? That's what these Giudice gestational-products look like.

• Teresa time to take the girls in to have their anal glands squeezed

• Like a combination of Burt Young, Ernest Borgnine and my bookie, but not as feminine.

• And a reminder, Teresa--please have your kids spayed or neutered.

  Bob%20Barker

• I'll bet that every time the Giudices take a shit, a torrent of toxic, sulfur-reeking steam pours out their assholes - sort of like a volcanic vent.

• These kids look like dog shit. And I bet dog shit smells better. And I bet dog shit is smarter.

• They are the physical manifestation of their mother's personality.

• One word for these kids: gangrenous.

• Bravo, R228!

• results from an anal birth

• Holy FUCK! I woke up and went into the bathroom and Audriana Giudice was in MY TOILET! I shrieked, became faint, and nearly collapsed in shock. Upon closer inspection it was just my boyfriend's shit. The motherfucker forgot to flush AGAIN! Thank you SWEET JESUS!

• Break up with him, R232

• I bet they all have Sasquatchian hairy assholes.

• She must have to bathe them in nair.

• Did those kids have plastic surgery to look like her?

• Lord Jesus, I just read through this entire thread and my face aged 20 years as a result--I've developed crow's feet from all the laughing!!

  Will%20wear%20wrinkle%20cream%20from%20now%20on

• These child-things are the humanoid equivalent of a very unhealthy papsmear.

• teresa and joe's second daughter (the really fair complected one) doesn't look anything like her sisters....I mean nothing at all!!! Is Joe the father of all 4 of her kids....or is that daughter the Chloe Kardashian of the Guidice's?

• Why did you think she would have pretty girls? I can't figure Teresa out. Is she just a liar or is she simply stupid or is she sociopathic? I really can't figure her out.

• Since the RHONJ is gone...the other day Danielle had a meeting with Andy Cohen. ... There are absolutely ZERO PLANS to bring Danielle Staub back to "Real Housewives" ... despite her meeting with Andy Cohen ... this according to very well-placed sources. TMZ posted footage of Staub exiting a meeting with the Bravo honcho earlier this week ... and she hinted that a possible return to the "Real Housewives of New Jersey" could be in the works. But network sources tell TMZ ... Staub left such a bad taste in the mouths of producers when she was fired from the show back in 2010, that there's NO WAY they would even consider bringing her back. However, we're told Andy and Danielle got along well during the meeting -- fact is, Andy's a good businessman so he's keeping the door open for other possible projects down the line. Read more:

  http%3A//www.tmz.com%23ixzz29zuDCIzH

• These children look like the type of predatory creatures who would plow someone's asshole with their strap-on dildos and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach-around.

• Like monkeys who fell out of the redwood of ugly trees and hit every branch on the way down.

• Look on the bright side Gia.. they are NEVER gonna be molested.. I mean NEVER.

• Bumped, just because I want some more laughter at these humanoids' expense.

  SickEvilFuck

• The little one threatened to break my legs if I don't pay, so the Giants better cover today!

• These poor children look like the victims of no less than 3 or 4 different Catholic Inquisition tortures. What a genetic shame.

  SickEvilFuck

• They r ugly as hell. They look like hamsters!!!!!

  Lana%20Kane

• And the mother is whoring them around. They should be taken away by social services and locked up where no one can see them ever again.

  Lana%20Kane

• Hitler would have rejected them

• lmao

• I'm hoping that Joe would be in jail soon...will that happen? I think he's a creep.

• R250 that's a good one

• The AMA has concluded that staring at these Giudice ape/alien hybrids for extended periods causes retina cancer. Proven fact.

• I'd fuck Joe and let him fuck me

• Was that pic before or after their faces were barraged with hurricane Sandy debris?

• You would let the father of these kids fuck you? Now the other Joe...yes, he's cute.

• Teresa should donate the girls to medical research

• I've seen worse.

  Demi%20Moore

• LOL #256.

• I'm laughing so hard I fear that I may urinate in my pants! The names that you all are giving this dimwit's children are killing me: Little melanoma and areola, et al. LOL.

  Rachele

• I think they're beautiful children. Why must you all hate God's children?

• Well, if these children are an example of God's handiwork, then I'm not impressed. God needs to get off His all-powerful ass and try a little harder than the Giudice humanoids.

  SickEvilFuck

• I jerked off with Joe in a gym steam room once. No joke.

• [quote] I jerked off with Joe in a gym steam room once. No joke. More details needed.

• [quote]These children look like the type of predatory creatures who would plow someone's asshole with their strap-on dildos and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give them a reach-around. This one made me laugh so hard I had tears streaming down my face. I'm going to use that line.

• [quote]I jerked off with Joe in a gym steam room once. No joke. Joe Giudice or Joe Gorga?

• Haha, I'll bet BOTH Joes. Although Joe Gorga certainly seems more gay to me than Joe Giudice ever will.

• Mama Silverback and her baby apes. I like to think of them in the woods, huddled together, grooming each other.

• Well, this family of silverback gorillas look like they have plenty of parasitic insects all over them, that's for sure. If these gargoylish mutant-hobbits are trying to rid themselves of all their diseased parasites, they certainly look like they have their work cut out for them.

  SickEvilFuck

• It looks like she's showing off her prized collection of Troll dolls.

• [R267] Giudice

• r157 what you dont realise is that teresa is the evolution of man with her eyes on the side of her head. it allows her and her spawn to be able to hunt more effectively by giving her a wider range of vision because of their location... also, she can now lick her own balls

• They should turn this into a film... Yettie's Trip to Disney World

  http%3A//cdn.babyrazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/teresa-joe-giudice-daughters-yellow-beach-bikini-swimsuit-rhonj.jpg

• r117 is it me or does her hairline line make her look like the bastard child of the count from seasame street?

  http%3A//www.google.co.uk/imgres%3Fum%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26tbo%3Dd%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D574%26tbm%3Disch%26tbnid%3DtnDq5wM6HOVCSM%3A%26imgrefurl%3Dhttp%3A//www.guardian.co.uk/media/mediamonke

• r275 try this link

  http%3A//spinthecat.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/the-count-is-gone.html

• That hairline - why don't they all have it fixed? My god - they're so hairy they must know electrolysis exists. Oh no wait.... that would expose more of their faces to the rest of us. Nevermind.

• Damn **** has some ugly kids...why are they so black? Damn *** has some ugly kids...why are their eyes so slanted? Damn *** has some ugly kids why is their hair so nappy? Wow, you cunts would make a monster like Viktor Brack question his ethics! You do realize attacking someone's looks is tantamount to calling them out on their racial traits and characteristics and as we all know that is definitely not "in" anymore...unless, of course, they need a tan.

• I don't even watch this show, so don't know anything about Teresa. But, this is one of the funniest DL threads ever. Just one LMAO post after another. Great work, bitches! :-)

• She's passed on that Simian hairline to those ugly little girls.

• Fuck you, racist shitstain at R278. These Guidice spawn are shockingly ugly. UGLY. Since when has the DL not picked on ugly people?

• It's official: "Real Housewives' Teresa Giudice to divorce husband Joe"

  http://www.nj.com/morris/index.ssf/2012/11/report_real_housewives_teresa.html

• What the hell are talking about R278? They are unattractive as hell no matter what skin color they have. It sounds like you are the one who thinks being brown, Asian, etc. = ugly. Asians, blacks can be very beautiful as well as ugly just like us white folks.

• R278 is probably some gindaloon from Jersey, so of course he/she/it thinks like that. Why not just use "mulignan" or "ditsoon"?

• Even the Keebler elves would call those kids ugly.

• [R264] We must go to the same gym because I've messed around in the steam with Joe too.

• Let's hope his sperm just ran down the drain and didn't cause any more damage.

• I bet the father was using some of that topical testosterone cream.

• Awwww, shit! Every time I see this thread get bumped I develop a huge smile on my face and I know I'm in for a good laugh! Sure enough...just about popped another lung!

• Merry Christmas, everyone!!!

  http%3A//www.bravotv.com/media/images/persons/dish-122011-giudice-christmas-card-promote.jpg

• r278 this is datalounge, the place where equality is alive and well. we do not descriminate based on race or enthinicty. though we have been know to question a persons origins. we judge based on appearance. and these children appear to be everything this tread says they are. cod-eyed, neanderthalic looking, special needs, simian hairlined, ugly, spawn of an egg sac. don't worry, if datalounge wanted to be racist it would go there! please do not claim racism because the truth is far far worse than any racist comment could ever be. fortunately, as guidice is seeking to divorce her silverback, where the gene pool is clearly getting watered down with every birth we may all hope that she will refrain for further reproduction and not enable us to start a new thread called God Damn. Just When You Thought It Was Safe To GO Back Into The Water- It's Guidice No.5! that will be all

• R81 R83 R84 R91 Well, as it appears you don't understand sarcasm and irony for shit..let me break it down for you. Judging and maligning anyone for physical characteristics they can't help = racism. You can't call out (some of which ARE ethnically based) low hairlines,hyper/hypotelorism,broad nasal bones or whatever the hell you deem "unfuckable" then turn around and claim the traits that I mentioned are off limits. It defies LOGIC! The point is shit for brains is that ALL of it is wrong! You're just having too much fun hating the "other" and feeling superior. Fuck..you're even PROUD of your cruelty and bullying! Hmmm...sounds like the attitude people have had against minorities since the beginning of time. Like I said..irony isn't one of your strong suits. Face it....you're prejudiced darlin'. Probably a whore too.

• the irony is that you do understand the meaning of racism rac·ism/ˈrāˌsizəm/ Noun: - The belief that all members of each race possess characteristics or abilities specific to that race, esp. so as to distinguish it as... - Prejudice or discrimination directed against someone of a different race based on such a belief. for example r81 comment refers to progeria which is a genetic condition and not specically linked to any particular racism yes they do look like mini tracey emins this is datalounge not the tag regarding what it is 'DataLounge get your fix of gay gossip, news and POINTLESS BITCHERY.' if you don't like the comments fuck off to ivillage you piuos whore... it's not like people are laying into her on twitter with these comments and e-bullying her. dont try to censor people's opinions on a forum where they have found like minded people to engage in pointless bitchery. go and knit yourself a jumper or lobby congress to limit freedom of speech so that people cannot say what they like on a forum where they can say what they like.. and if your name is teresa or you know her.. shut up and fuck off.

• Yes, I'm drafting that Constitutional amendment to curtail you being a total CUNT as we speak.

• Don't feed the frau. Carry on!

• Don't be too hard on these children..they're just going through that awkward stage.

• Don't you mean Happy Halloween, R290?

• It's really just the oldest one and Milania who are downright ugly. The other two aren't going to be winning any beauty pageants, but they're perfectly average-looking kids outside of those clown costumes Teresa always forces them to dress in.

• And r278, I'm not sure what you're talking about--Melissa's kids look much more "Italian" than the Giudices, and they're gorgeous. It isn't their "ethnic traits" doing Tre's kids in, it's their smushed up features and that Simian hairline they unfortunately inherited from their mother. Kids of any race could be cursed with these sad looks.

• It saddens me to know that I'm breathing the same air as these beasts. How awful.

• Who is going to marry her, with 4 daughters?

  Caroline

• r294 suck my ring hole while you're at it... it will keep your mouth, in addition to your hands occupied.

• {quote]Who is going to marry her, with 4 daughters? At least she won't have to fear her children being molested by any of her potential suitors!

  Mr.%20Brightside

• Ok Ok...I think we all get it by now, you cunts think they're ugly. Seriously, I know you're all projecting your own appearance issues here but don't overplay this.

• No, R304, Teresa Giudice just has some damn ugly kids. No honest person would deny their ugliness.

• Has this replaced the Gia cocksucker thread? There were some gems in there.

• Teresa and two of her kids look like Pugs.

• That X-mas picture at #290 is especially regrettable and heinous: the kids' faces look like taffy that's been cruelly stretched, pulled and flattened.

• Teresa must be jealous that Melissa's kids are cute.

• Whenever I see those kids, I always think the next to oldest is going to be hated by the other girls because she's the most normal looking one. She's the "pretty" daughter. And I use that term loosely!

• The "pretty" one looks exactly like Juicy's mother. So the other 3 probably got way too much of the Gorga gene.

• and now people have started on alessanda ambrosio's spawn not quite in giudice's league but not pretty either(see comments section)

  http%3A//www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2241879/Alessandra-Ambrosio-takes-daughter-Anja-fun-day-skating.html

• I think the oldest looks exactly like Teresa. I think it's the second oldest that looks most "normal," and mostly like Joe.

• When I look at those what-pass-for-kids, I wonder if Teresa spent a lot of time around nuclear power plants when she was pregnant.

  SickEvilFuck

• Is Gia still a cocksucker?

• Of course, it's what Gia was born to do, R315. That's like asking if fish still live in the water or if cats still chase string.

• Melanoma confirmed Gia's extracurricular activities when she called her out as being a hooker.

• Teresa has the only children I've seen who look as though they've been through a really bad, high-speed car accident. . . . . . .without actually BEING in a car accident.

  SickEvilFuck

• Those kids would have been perfect for the part of the tree in The Wizard of Oz.

  http%3A//thetorchonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tree.jpg

• This is such a great thread. These squid-dangles would fit in nicely in my neck of the cosmos.

  Cthulhu

• bump!

• See the destruction that the poison can cause.

  Joe Gorga

• I'll bet Star Wars' little glowing-eyed jawas look identical to Teresa's kids under their hoods.

• I have a way to improve those kids' looks. For contrast, hire Mr. Human Hedgeclipper-Mouth, Roger Ebert, to stand next to them. To make them look better by comparison. . . . . .no, on second thought these girls are so ugly they'd probably end up making Mr. Ebert look better by comparison. Never mind.

• The Toxic Avenger called--he wants a paternity test.

  http%3A//cdn.bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/toxic-avenger-3-1989-01-g.jpeg

  Tomorrow%20on%20Maury

• Now you too can have the hair of a tiny troll!

  http://www.milaniahaircare.com/

• Do you know what those girls should do? Shave their heads, tattoo a beautiful face onto the backs of their heads and learn to walk backwards. It could only be an improvement.

• LOL ooooooh, SHIT! Just when I thought this thread had possibly run out of material, R327 comes along and saves the day!!!

  Rolling%21

• If they shaved their heads, who would promote Melanoma hair care?

• A more rudimentary solution to the Giudice-ugly equation: they should hire attractive women to stand in front of them 24/7 and hope people don't notice the hobgoblins standing behind them.

• Melanoma has gotten a lot hairier since her days as a newborn:

  https%3A//pbs.twimg.com/media/A9upgE0CIAAaFRn.jpg%3Alarge

• Someone should tell Teresa that before her kids get photographed, she should really take all their matching Mason Verger masks off.

• How is it possible that Teresa's kids look even worse than the kids shot up in CT?

• Only Teresa and Joe could conceive children that are more harrowing than the bullet-ridden corpses of the CT kids. Maybe if these Giudice girls tried to look more like the Sandy Hook corpses laying on their slabs they'd be more presentable. Just a thought.

• How many idiotic posts will go unacknowledges berfore R334 and all the rest of his personnas stop already. Go away asshole. You make Fred Phelps seem sane by comparison.

• They are at a DJ Connor caliber of child ugliness. Or that drooling little chipmunk boy from the 1997 TV remake of The Shining. That kind of ugly.

• It looks like somebody surgically implanted water balloons inside their faces and slowly inflated them, giving them their fishy, aquatic look.

• Not only are they ugly enough to require ski masks at all times, but the holes in the ski masks should be sewn up as an extra precaution.

• Hey #335, if you weren't gay, I'd tell a humorless, sniveling little arrogant crybaby pig like you to go fuck your cheap, hairy-backed $2 bitchwhorecunt mom in the asshole. Now go back to sucking the cocks of any male that looks twice at you, you cheap whore. By the way, you stupid, fucking little mental defective: the MAJORITY of the posts on this thread are MINE and people keep bumping and laughing about it. So you're a liar, too, you subhuman little arachnid. JESUS-FUCKING-CHRIST, I HATE, HATE, HATE THESE FEM-GAY, SELF-RIGHTEOUS, HUMORLESS, SNIVELING LITTLE CRYBABIES EVEN MORE THAN HOMOPHOBES DO!!!! (Butches don't whine and snivel like you gender trainwrecks) Instead of worrying about my dark humor, you insipid little boygirl, why don't you worry about growing up and acting like a MAN and getting rid of your fem-lisp, you Judy-Garland-rimming pile of shit with no balls whatsoever. Fuck you and the rest of you femmy, catty CUNTS with every last quantum of my butch soul. Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you and just for variety, fuck you some more. Cocksucker. Pig. You meaningless droplet of anal blood washing down a San Quentin sewer.

• Oh dear ! Teresa is pissed off

• These Giudice kids are so ugly I'm now convinced that their physical structures were designed by H.R. Giger. I think Teresa Giudice wanted her girls to have a somewhat surreal, bio-mechanical look that appears vicious yet functional at the same time.

• Our society can recycle paper, every form of plastic, every form of metal, every form of cardboard........so is it too much to ask that we recycle Teresa's kids as well? I'll tell you, they look worse than what's in my garbage can.

• Did Juicy go to jail yet? He will get treated right in prison.

• Good grief someone is off their meds.

• Now that I looked at their picture again, I need to wash out my eyes with some pics of death camp survivors. Or a good "Faces of Meth" gallery. It's a step up.

• Did you know that the faces of Teresa's kids remind me of those retro-cool, old, over-rounded art-deco 1950s urinals? I don't know what these biologically offshoots are trying to prove, but their faces have that old-fashioned urinal quality nailed down well.

• If they're as poorly behaved as everyone is saying, she needs to schedule a visit with Cesar Millan.

• Her daughters are absolutely gorgeous! Why are you all hating so?

• Teresa's it's friday, time to squeeze the girl's anal glands!

• Meanwhile, in the mountains of Borneo, Mama Silverback goes back to plucking termites off the finely groomed coats of her furry brood.

• Has anyone tried Melanoma hair care?

• These Giudice kids look like they could be related to those Moon-faced, shark-mouthed Osmond inbreds. And I mean that as perjoratively as possible. No, none of those creepy, Vicodin-abusing, Osmond cartoon-looking humans have ever looked remotely attractive to me at any age. Teresa Giudice's kids are an ugly genetic similarity to these drones.

• Rub they bellies and make a wish!

• This thread is pure genius.

  April%20Ludgate

• The Osmond children are simply wonderful. Stop hating.

• God damn, this thread should have been labelled "NSFW"!

• Faces only a mother could love. A blind mother.

• Teresa's brother is hot...in a big galook kind of way.

• R339 has anger issues. Possibly a former or current prison bitch.

  rRrrrrrrrr%2C%20pussycat

• No, R359, I'm just a dude with a short and verbally abusive temper whenever I deal with whiny, stuck-up, sanctimonious, holier-than-thou, arrogant, humorless little highbrow bitches like the one you saw me verbally vaporize. Because that's what people of that attitude deserve and exactly what they're going to get from me. I know you won't believe this, but I'm a regular, law-abiding citizen who simply doesn't tolerate stupid, pompous idiots and pathological liars; that bullshitting, lying fool was complaining that NOBODY found this thread funny at all, despite all the mountains of posting evidence to the contrary.

• Oh, helpful hint: if you're too much of a sensitive, cowardly, dainty, delicate, mincing little pussy to withstand the darkest, sickest forms of humor, this entire thread is probably not for you. I'll bet at least 25% of the ugly-Giudice jokes here are mine. So if my twisted humor doesn't agree with you, simple go elsewhere. Problem solved.

• Teresa Giudice gets the South Park treatment, lol.

  http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DratuNR7tPF4%26feature%3Dshare%26list%3DLLzRwCDlSy7NbvzvefswexXQ

• Bump, because this thread cannot, should not, and will not ever truly die.

• Gia turned 12 recently. She's not getting as much cocksucking work as she used to.

• Teresa's eyes are so far apart, when she cries she has to towel off her back.

  JR

• Teresa's far-apart eyes and bizarre forehead have convinced me she has some fish DNA mixed into her in one way or another. And passed along that genetic "gift" to these child-like monstrosities.