He of the tight t-shirts and big biceps. What do we know?
I know my partner love him and that show.
When Zak gets scared, he''s acts girly.
I hate his provocation techniques and macho shit. But I love his assistant who is constantly spooked and bug-eyed. \
Zak is hot until he opens his mouth - and all that Bro shit is just sooo tired and put on.
That bro and dude shit sounds so inauthentic.
Hey ghost! Dude! You work out?
About as fake as Ghost Hunters
There seems to be some roid rage going on directed at the obviously hard of hearing ghosts. His hair is dorky.
It''s a shame that the word "retarded" has fallen out of favor.
That is another thread altogether, R8. I refuse to stop using a perfectly apt adjective. Who has deemed that "retarded" is no longer acceptable? Retards can''t get offended for themselves.
On one of the show, Zak had to tread through a rattle snake infested hill. He asked his assistant if he was bitten, would he suck the venom out of his leg. Assistant weakly said he wouldn''t suck anything out of him.
I love the enhanced audio where the ghosts are talking and you''re being told what they said. It just sounds like nothing.
Joel McHale refers to him as "Scooby-Douche." The two assistant douches are called "Velma" and "Shaggy."
The Voice of the Night
I am surprised that there are almost no pix of him shirtless.
"He is known only as Douche Bagans around here."\
And he''s known as Bilbo Bagans around here.
Dave Tango from GH shows more crotch. Seriously, in about every other episode, you can catch a nice bulge in his jeans as the team is traveling in the vans.
I''m sure Zak has micropenis from all of the roids anyway.\
For the life of me, I don''t understand why I''m so into watching Ghost Adventures. I think all three douchebags are dumb as a particularly stupid box of hair and I am well known as a skeptic.\
I guess it''s because they do go to some architecturally fascinating locations, if only to "DUDE! BRO!" all over them,
The Voice of the Night
I watch them purely out of curiosity. The more I watch the less likely I am to believe in ghosts etc. \
Why turn the lights out? "Ghosts cause the hair on my arm to stand up." That is a normal fear reaction, not ghostly.\
Still, many people seem to have had compelling events occur. Whether they were paranormal remains to be seen.
Roids causes testicular shrinkage, resulting in the illusion of dicks looking bigger. Take a look at all the old Colt photosets. Big dicks, pea sized balls.
How many of these idiot ghosts shows can they do where they have show after show after show and they NEVER actually find a damn thing. All these cretins (and that pack of retard plumbers on that other show) do is do a lot of ooohing and ahhhing, and feigning shock over something only they can see or hear. And of course the sheeple who watch that shit just keep on tuning in every week.
At times Tango and Steve Gonsalves seem like a couple to me.
I''ve been watching this show a while and I wondered why no one on DL seemed to be talking about it considering all the muscles it features. They spend a lot of time hollering, freaking out and cursing at nothing and it all seems totally fake, yet I still get sucked into watching every time.
As opposed to other Ghost Hunting shows, Ghost Adventures IS entertaining and scary to watch.
I would love to just hang out with him and go Ghost Hunting.%0D\
They''re always freaking out about their batteries going dead.\
How come whoever is taping THEM never has that problem with THEIR cameras?\
I could ask the same thing about any of the ghost hunting shows.
He looks like Gayle Harrold to me.
Oooh, he''s INKED.%0D\
Just remember people. This show (as well as the other ghost shows) is meant to entertain, not inform. If there is nothing of interest to show, they''ll make something up. In other words these shows are complete frauds.
Good point R31 - never thought of that.\
I went through a huge ghost show phase - some seemed real, most was 39 minutes and 1 minute of actual "evidence". \
Although I see the camera evidence on different shows, the idea of ghosts still just don''t seem reasonable to me. And I''m saying that with having a "ghost" experience myself, believe it or not.
Cameras everywhere and yet someone shouts "Over there! I see something over there!" and no one manages to capture it.
If I met Zak Bagans I''d tell him I am a ghost and watch him shit his pants
Jesus Christ R16 just type his name into the field at the link.\
How fucking lazy are you?
I heard he has pec implants.
I think half his workout is doing preacher curls. Reminds me a bit of Manderson.
Great body but the face of a frightened rooster and the beady eyes of a mole rat..\
That douche bag hair do of his is ridiculous. The last episode Zak had it all combed forwards like some kind of ugly hat. Someone needs to talk to that boy.
Total douche, but I love his long fingers. I''m completely fascinated with them.
R41 love that description of his face. He''s totally ugly with a hot body. And I can''t stand his stupid baggy pants. Seriously who wears those anymore.
he is a ROYAL FUCKING DOUCHE!!! his hair friggin blows, his lame ass raver pants blow, his too tight t shirts blow, and his fucking stupid tattoos blow. i cant believe women think that skeevy mangina is hot, and yes i''m a woman. he totally kisses himself in the mirror, in fact when his bathroom is steamy after his shower you can see tongue marks all over it from where he tries to french himself. i heard he had ribs removed to he can blow himself. i friggin LOATHE him!\
he''s known as DILDO BAGGINS around here
But I love him!
saw a post on my grinder ap about month or so back, "Zack" with his pic, sure, could easily be someone posing as him, but it turns out that at the same time he had rented a home in Carmel, about 45 min from where I live, when I contacted "Zack" with a joke message "I have EVP's in My BVD's" he instantly got off line, later the same thing happened when I saw him again and said "I have a shadow person in my shorts, come exersize it"...just a coincidence?
I find him hot. I also find Nick hot too.
He is well known in vegas as being on the DL. He was on a4a and used to do nsa hookups there till someone recognized his tattoo on a body shot.
for real, r48?
Good tea if it's true, R48.
To me Nick pings like mad (yes, I know he has a wife and child).
I don't care too much for Zak..too roided and over the top. But I'd happily be spit roasted by Nick and Aaron.
^ You'd have to tape Aaron's mouth shut or he'd be all "BRO, I'M CUMMING!"
Watching tonight. They're getting better-looking each episode. I found out that Nick Groff likes to visit my hometown where he grew up.
Nick quit the show. Waah!
Since when is getting told to leave the equivalent of quitting?
FIRED, baby, FIRED! Mr. Mayer told him that he was "Hollywood royalty" turned "box office poison!"
Seriously, what happened to Nick? I always suspected he and Bagans weren't the best of buddies.
He comes across as queer to me, with his brown fake tan, dyed jet black hair done in some Kenneth Williams(Julius Caesar) haircut. Poofified if you ask me.
He only gets on grindr when the demons possess him. They always leave his body right as his trick is splattering a load on his face and hair.
I love Zak! He's unintentionally hilarious and nice to look at.
I love him too but I don't get to see his show anymore.
I was always a little curious about his sexuality.
I will say, they have gotten a couple of apparitions on tape and I believe Ghost Hunters only have one apparition on video.
tbh i used to like him and then i did some digging and found out he's pretty much a grade A douche. he kind of looks orange and it's no surprise to me that he's into "jersey shore", drawn on eyebrows looking girls (just look at tana cogan, his current gf that he always seems to be cheating on.) overall, he seems pretty fake and aaron goodwin is a much better person than he is.
what happened to Nick Groff (sp?) who was the best looking of the original crew? he seemed to leave the show / crew with no warning, message, etc.