Who cares about the body (which, while definitely not bad, is just decent) with such a hideous personality? The fact that he needed to post that photo just screams of insecurity. Pass.
Better than the moobfest he sported a few years ago while vacationing.
It''s like an Olsen twin''s.
Is he into watersports?
He looks like he scored at the wet T-shirt competition using only a paper cup.
I still can''t get past the fact that she''s a former fattie. MOOOOOOO!!!
There''s no reason for her to look like that. With all her money she could afford a personal trainer and some proper sports nutrition.%0D\
She looks like the fat, sloppy bottom that she is.
[quote]I still can''t get past the fact that she''s a former fattie. MOOOOOOO!!!\
And he had to wear a Speedo on the swim team. No wonder he''s so insecure.\
[quote]There''s no reason for her to look like that. With all her money she could afford a personal trainer and some proper sports nutrition.\
When? He has eight jobs!
He''s also a hobbit.
for a guy his age, sorry gents, but his body is "eh". Nothing special, and looks really wide.
There is nothing Ryan Seacrest could ever do to convince me he''s remotely attractive to anyone anywhere. Except maybe Simon Cowell.
R7, the ironic part is that he is always tweeting/talking about the 2 hour workouts he does and all the Sugar-free, low carb stuff he eats.
his body is girly...and so is he.
I''ve always liked his big nips though. Ever since he wore some revealing shirt on AI years ago. They look like they''d be fun to work on - suck, lick, tug.
Yuck, he is all yours Simon
It''s summer and we''re runnin'' outta ice.
nothing says bossy bottom boi like that pix.
Why is he posting all of these sweaty, postworkout photos lately? Is it a new kind of Craigslist thing?
Oh, and how could his body look "really wide," r11? He''s such a wee thing.
Ryan Shitcrest--another example of this country''s insatiable taste for shit.
The best thing I can think to say about his body is "average". He''s a handsome lad, but his body is too mediocre for someone who wants to be a celebrity. He''d get a lot more fans if he''d work out and get some muscle.
Is he a Mormon??
He is like a 15 year old girl.
Are you serious r22?
r20, look below his chest. He''s wide man. And doughy.
Well look at it this way you petty malicious queens. While his body might not be overly muscled, I''m quite sure he looks far better than most of you fatassed turds who sit at your computers hour after hour, day after day. And it eats you alive, doesn''t it.
Either that, R27, or the majority of the bitches on this thread are sinewy, anorexic queens, which I suspect is more the case.
I think he looks fine - what do people expect? I wouldn''t mind looking like him.
r26, do you have some sort of body dysmorphic disorder yourself? Because I''m just not seeing it.
FORBES magazine seems to say that Ryan is a VERY wealthy woman.
Mrs Patrick Campbell
Is he a celebrity top or bottom?
What do I think?%0D\
I think my undserwear modeling career is quite safe, that''s what I think.
He look too girly to be a top
he tries just a little bit too hard.
the problem is that it is an average body on an ugly face. If he had a more handsome face or a kick ass body it would balance each other out, but those bug eyes and that so so body do not make a hot man.
I can imagine she was quite the full-figured gal in her youth. %0D\
I''m also imagining a plump butt that could take a good hard ride now and then.
Somebody must like him. He is paid millions, not for acting, but basically for showing up and talking.
FWIW, there is a strong, persistent rumor in LA gossip circles that he''s submissive and rather masochistic.\
He''s apparently flipped out some young partners he''d picked up by taking them to his house, handing them a wooden paddle, and requesting a hard spanking. For a 19 year-old kid with no background in BDSM, that''s a bizarre situation.\
One might think, with his money, he''d hire professionals for this service.
Don''t be silly, r41; Ryan would never cheat on his one true love.
d''Arcy, the real gossip queen. More dish on more people please.
Thank you R43 !\
I''ve been away from DL so long I didn''t think anyone would remember me.\
But I''ll be around more, and I''ll post a good BI soon.
There are certain intimations in the air that Ryan and his ladylove are engaged to be married!
So did he and simon breakup?
When were they ever together?
Does anyone here actually find him physically attractive? If so, why?
If he wasn''t RS, I''d let him fuck me.
More gossip R43. He''s gay yes? And that Julianne girl is bearding?
I knew it
Did he dump Simon for Julianne''s fey little dancer brother?
The biggest news on this thread is that d''Arcy is back.\
Post more often, girl.
Ryan Seacrest''s body ... I don''t think about it at all. I don''t think about Ryan Seacrest at all. He is a non-entity, a cypher, he and I meet at no point of the compass. Have I made my position clear. The man is nothing. Thank you for listening.
John Cameron Swayze
Has he married that chick yet?
"his body is girly...and so is he."\
In what ways is his body girly?
His hole is really tight though.
Merv (from beyond the grave)
Not when I finish with it.
Simon, from beyond the fat farm
Sorry bitches, but I''d suck his cock, lick his balls and eat his ass in a red hot minute.
Sorry, didn''t see the link at 62. Don''t subject yourselves.
He is so dreamy. Rotating in my gay wet dreams right now.
One famous person told me, he doesnt care what is said about him on this gay site, and he is right, what gays gossip here never reflects the real truth, this guy is straight and engaged for crying out loud.
That could have been mine?
He was probably fucked by Diesel.
he's short and scrawny.
Hey fucker bumping a bunch of old Seacrest threads, can you knock it off?
I'm sorry if he failed to live up to a bunch of pillow talk promises, but don't take it out on the rest of us. Rent boys don't usually become boyfriends, you should know that by now!
Seacrest is a nice guy who worked to get what he has.
People used to say that about Dick Clark. They'd be all like, "He is just good looking and doesn't have any talent."
Well as Jan Brady said, "They're just jealous."
You're right R74.
He's not getting the media attention he had a dozen years ago. Is he getting lazy or was he over-exposed so they're ignoring him?
[quote]He's not getting the media attention he had a dozen years ago. Is he getting lazy or was he over-exposed so they're ignoring him?
It's because his only TV gig where he gets camera time (American Idol) hasn't been relevant in years. This season has it's worst ratings ever. If he's smart, he will finally leave after his contract ends and jump the sinking ship.
R74/r75 He's not even very good looking. Just gay looking and embarrassingly, desperately trying to come off as straight. You'd think with all his money and power he'd feel comfortable coming out. It's actually quite sad.
Maybe he made a pledge to Merv Griffin to always stay in the closet.
Merv definitely told him to stay closeted but that was a different time. He'll probably stay in until his Georgia Mama dies.
I don't mind Seacrest, other than the closet. Hardest working gay in show business and he's good at what he does. The fact that he will burn in hell for eternity because of the Kardashians is unfortunate.
I don't understand why a HOST would need to be in the closet. Nobody gives a shit about a hosts' sexuality. It's not like he's an actor and has to worry about being convincing for roles or anything like that. Makes no sense.
Do you think he'll ever come out?
No, he'll never come out. He wants to "save face" in relation to his business tycoon cronies.
I'm in the 5% that thinks he's actually straight. Or maybe better said, I don't think he's gay. He strikes me as asexual.
based on how nasty his feets are he is not gay
he's probably asexual
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