The Yellow Skin Troll Who Knows He''s Weird
- god, yellow skin troll, you paid $18 for THIS?\
This is what - your fourteenth thread on this?\
What the hell do you even mean?
- Yellow Skin Troll, can''t you even list some examples of just what the heck you are referring to?
Jaundice? am at a loss.
- I have that skin tone. My mom always called it "tawny".
- YST, POST SOME PIX
- i have a related question. where did the whole "asias have yellow skin" thing come from? i don''t see it.
- Diego Forlan. Have at it, yellow skin troll!
- Don Johnson?
- Good God, Yellow Skin Troll, get out of the house! %0D\
Do some volunterring, travel, get in touch with old friends, meet new people. Try to spend some time thinking about something else for once.
- Homer and Bart Simpson.\
Satisfied now, OP?
- The only answer to The Yellow Skin Troll is: Chad Michael Murray.
- Seriously, I never have the vaguest idea of what you''re talking about. Post a couple of pictures to give us an example.
- You are such a freak.
- I can tell you what he''s talking about, R11. My brother is fair, like me, but seems to have a yellow undertone to his skin whereas mine has a pink undertone. I burn like a fucking tomato in the sun. My brother just gradually goes a nice golden brown.
- Back in the late 80''s (?), I was in line at Korean grocer''s in SoHo behind Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow. They were dressed identically (leather jackets and jeans), had the same haircut and both were kind of dirty. Their blond hair matched their yellow skin. Not an attractive or healthy look.
- Charles Bronson
- Brad Pitt is somewhat yellow. You see it more in person than on film.
- R13, your brother is not a celebrity, now is he?\
Always has to be about you.
- Good Lord R17, what an assumption. He very well might be!
...in his corner of the IT world! Bless.
- Diego Forlan photo.
- Here you go, OP
- Actual link this time.
I am a golden god!
- I prefer to think of it as a golden glow.
- Which white male celebrities have between 14 and 17 freckles on their right forearms?
- OP is a classic case of OCD. He has an obsession - yellow skin -- and he compulsively starts threads about it.
- Well, right before the end...
- Has OP really started that many threads about this topic? I only recall a single one.\
In any case, he has nothing on the "Men with feminine features" troll.
- [quote] he has nothing on the "Men with feminine features" troll.%0D\
He probably is the "Men with feminine features" troll as well.%0D
- Diego Forlan is the closest of what I think of so far. Chad Michael Murray may be blond but I don''t think his skin is yellowish, just plain tanned white.
Yellow Skin Troll
One caucasian/pink, the other caucasian/yellow
- More about Brad Pitt please.
- Charles Bronson wasn''t white, Rwhatever.
- OP''s dream man.
- Liver Disease is in.
- Hulk Hogan looks nasty, albeit with an almost uniform color theme going.
- David Suchet
- David Suchet doesn''t appear to have yellow skin, R35.
- More, please.
- Jennifer Beals.
- I thought of this thread just a few seconds ago when I saw a guy walking down the West Side Highway wearing a black backpack, white t-shirt and white shorts with this coloring.
- OP, try calling it a "sallow" or "olive" complexion, and you won''t raise so many hackles. If indeed you are not trolling.
- To me, sallow implies a type of sickly quality, which is not what I think is being sought here. And olive is not the same as yellowish. Olives are yellow.
- Jonathan Schaech is usually sallow and sick-looking.
- How about this guy? Markus Poyhonen.
- Video of Markus
- I think I found one.
- The twink of the month Alex Pettyfer thread made me think of this.
- wasn'' there a thread on this a few months ago?!
- Yes, R48. It was actually started over a year ago I think.
- Big Bird%0D\
Lady Gaga on Telephone%0D\
The Sun in Jimmy Dean commercials%0D\
Tony The Tiger%0D\
Snap, Crackle & Pop%0D\
- I believe the term is sallow. Sallow-complected.
- Ben Foster
- That''s not yellow, R52. That''s just plain pale.
- definitely yellow.
- Are we talking golden undertones to the skin, sallow or jaundiced?
- I don''t think the general tone, so to speak, of this thread is sallow or jaundiced, R56.
Seen through a jaundiced eye
- I''ve always considered Sam Neill golden-complected.
- Sam Neill has always looked very well tanned to me, but yellow? Not so much.
- How about Daniel Craig?
- I saw a guy with dark blond hair today on the C subway line in Manhattan with this skin coloring. It was rather strange to see it on a guy with dark blond hair. Very distinctive.
- Peter Lemongello?
- Funny, R62.
- Yeah, baby. Jaundice is hot.
- Who''s the guy at R64?
- Any idea about who the guy at \
- Billy Marquart, yellow skinned model
- Cody Linley, yellow skinned Disney twink
- Cody Linley and Billy Marquart look similar as if they could be brothers.
- More Cody Linley.
- I heard that Mr Linley had a sex tape floating around a couple of years ago. A GHEY one.
- But is he yellow skinned in the sex tape, R72? That''s what really matters.
- I actually thought of you yesterday, OP, while I was watching murder tv.\
This guy who is in prison for murder:
- The guy at R74 doesn''t seem to have yellow skin.
- Cody Linley
- Up for the New Year. Rise, white yellow-skinned people everywhere!
- How about Kellan Lutz of Twilight?
- Another Kellan photo. Click to enlarge.
- Kellan gif. Yellow or not?
- Who''s that at R81?
- I see outpatient therapy has failed the yellow skin troll.
- I don''t know if this Time article has already been posted in this thread but it claims eating veggies with carotenoids creates a yellowish, healthy looking glow to the skin which makes people more attractive. So OP, you too can become a sexy yellow-toned lad. Congratulations.
- I like blue. I don''t like yellow. It''s nastee.
- Depatie, but he looks more beige in this photo
- Linky stinky, R87.
- Try this one
- Any new ones?
- That''s for you, OP
- Does this qualify? Landon Donovan from 90210.
- I meant Trevor Donovan not Landon.
- Does Kellan Lutz count?
- Big Bird
- Weirdness bump
- i once worked with pediatric patients, and one day a little orange girl came in. her mother had coordinated her clothes to match her complexion, and she was gorgeous. we ran every test known to man, but she was perfectly healthy. she was just a pretty little orange girl. her parents are caucasian.%0D\
she was not a redhead, however. her hair was a honey brown.
it happens, i suppose...
- R98, that''s orange not yellow. Duh.
- Back in the 40s, you could tell which soldiers had served in the South Pacific because the anti-malarial drugs they were issued had turned them yellow.
- Celebrities, R100?
- more yellow people please
- I don''t know who this is, but I immediately thought of this thread when I saw the picture. Does he have yellow skin?
- Who is this basketball player?
- Who''s the guy at R103?
- I think that''s Justin Hartley in R103s pic. He plays Green Arrow on the tv show Smallville.
- R107 or others, does Justin Hartley have yellow skin?
- Mas Canosa
- Diego Forlan
- Who is this Cody Linley guy?
- Jack Wilshere, player for Aresenal and England
- Joe Mantello.
- Thoughts on Brent Kelly, model? Click to enlarge. Possibly NSFW.
- I''m on a train right now, and there''s this German-looking guy on it who exemplifies this.
- On the Alexander Skarsgard thread, a couple of people said the Yellow Skin Troll should be alerted to Mr. Skarsgard''s color in the linked video.
- Ben Affleck, although he looks more on the green side.
- From one of the soap threads regarding Trevor St. John: "his skin tone even looks awful, kind of yellowish."
- John Boner
- I always had a golden color whether I was tanned or not and in the summer my hair would lighten and my skin darken until they were of similar tone.... I got a lot of attention for my look and it did make me stand out, and I just thought it was natural. Then I quit smoking. I had smoked 2-3 packs a day ever since I was a teenager. Over several months, my skin changed color losing the golden undertone, I was told my body fat had a lot of nicotine in it that gave my skin that color and it was being slowly metabolized. Within 6 months, my nails, which had a similar golden tone like my skin, became very white, and I gained weight. A lot of weight. My hotness ALL went away.
- r127, you mean tar not nicotine. Nicotine isn't yellow. Tar is yellow/brown.
- It seems like you look(ed) hot, R127.
- Before and after pics please R127 or it didn't happen.
- R127, are you still around?
- Fake tan and makeup.
- Jaundice is a sign of alcohol abuse
- Does this twin on Xtube count? NSFW, of course.
- Jackie Chan
- Sponge Bob Square Pants
- The twink at R134 looks like Chord Overstreet.
- That twink is hot.
- Yellow as in jaundice?? I'm not sure I understand what skin tone you're talking about.
- I love guys with this skin tone. No, R139, it's not guys with jaundice but rather guys with naturally buttery or golden yellow complexions that are not the result of tanning.
- Technicolor rainbow.
- "Fugates of Kentucky: Skin Bluer than Lake Louise"
- More blue people.
- One of the airline waitrons at an ORD gate has perfectly yellow skin.
- He's trying to find yellow skin so he can figure out who has the Herp. But you get yellow skin from the Hep not the Herp
- James Franco
- If James Franco is yellow, it's a sickly yellow. He always looks dirty to me even in a tux. He's nasty.
- Franco is disgusting.
- R147 & R148 I completely agree. When people talk about him being "hot", all I can think is "on what planet?". He's fucking gross. He always looks greasy, dirty, and looks like he smells.
- Franco I so overrated. He's a good actor but not as great as he thinks and certainly not as good looking as he thinks.
- When Brad was with GP, he did smell bad. That's true.
Keanu used to be kind of yellow, then he stopped going out in the sun.
- But is Brad yellow, R151? That is the question.
- When tanned, Tom wlaschiha (jaqen h'ghar on game of thrones)
- I have somewhat yellow skin, but it's not Hep or jaundice. Whenever I have blood tests I always have a high bilirubin count, something about bile leaking out of my liver or something. Doesn't mean someone is unhealthy.
- Gerard Butler.
- Yellow skin comes from Hep which you get from the perverted behavior of rimming
- Chad Michael Murray is 1/4th Japanese actually.
I think the yellow skin troll is into that tanned golden look some scandanavians and Germans get. Brad Pitt can have that look.
- So Chad Michael Murray and Pitt have yellow skin?
- They call him mellow yellow.
- Is porn actor Jason Pitt one of them?
- Diego Forlan
- The Niall guy from the oft-discussed One Direction.
- Not a celebrity but yellow.
- Who is this guy?
- Jack White and Pete Doherty look yellow and brown around their eyes, it's not pretty. It looks like they haven't eaten a green vegetable in decades.
- Get some help OP. Please!
- Chad Michael Murray
- How about this guy?
- Does this guy count?
- oh God, he's back!!!!
making my yellow skin crawl
- I'm quite certain you don't have yellow skin, R172.
- Chad Michael Murray
- Who's the guy at R81?
- Chad Michael Murray is technically Amerasian. He has Japanese in his bloodline.
- R176, that's been mentioned but is his skin yellow?
- Who is the guy at R81? He looks familiar but I can't place him.
- Diego Forlan
- Is this the lighting? NSFW.
- Apparently topic of the night.
- Any others?
- Get help.
Stay away from automatic weapons.
- Who is this guy? Choink.
- Who is this guy?
- Who is this?
- Who is this?
- I saw a very muscular handsome guy in Midtown today with yellow looking skin.