The Data Lounge traditionalist''s comprehensive phrase book

It''s a Wiki. Add the ones that are missing:\ \ Just smoke copious amounts of pot, silly.\ \ This thread is making me horny as hell.\ \ This thread is useless without pictures.\ \ The homosex where the man go up into the man.\ \ Pron.\ \ WHET?

• Oh, dear.

• I''m telling you NOW so I don''t have to tell you then.\ \ Baked potato bar party.

• I have stated my boundaries.

• I hate that fucking bitchcat. Why won''t it love me?

• Bitches turn on your TV

• Punch and delete

• I''m crying as I type this. \ \ Mama likey! \ \ Time for a drinkie-poo.

• Pearl-clutchers!%0D\ %0D\ Mincing priss-pots!%0D\ %0D\ Sex negatives!%0D\ %0D\ Flyover fraus!

  Datalounge Sex Troll

• Shoe Nazi

• Let them eat cak!%0D\ %0D\ Julianne Moore. Seriously.%0D\ %0D

• Yum!

• Freeper alert!

• Mama''s moist!

• Excuse me miss, but with all due respect, I have problems of my own.

• Get the shitbra!

• Move it along, toots!

• MARY!

• Shitbra.

  Half Pint

• Insatiable bottom.\ \ Pussyhound and big Bush supporter.

• Cheryl''s pussy stinks!

• "Pr0n" and "WHET" are internet idioms, not coined by or limited to use on the Datalounge.

• Julianne Moore, seriously.

• NOT WITHOUT MY DAUGHTER!

• SLAP HER FACE!!! SLAP HER FACE VICIOUSLY!!!

• earrings\ \ caftans

• Jandra as in what is your favorite jandra of music?\ \ Personally, I''m a big Bo Bice fan.

• Die in a grease fire.%0D\ %0D

• On the contrary R21, they started here independently. I was using pron on my work emails in ''86. Nobody had to tell me to do it, it was the natural result of knowing your emails were being monitored for filth. I had never seen such terms used anywhere before.%0D\ %0D\ %0D

• Raci$t le$bian troll alert!\ \ Not event toast\ \ Clare and the fully loaded baked potato\ \ Not without my frosting!\ \ Matching caftan and turban, earrings\ \ gayface, Big Dick Face, caneface

• The full form of "Punch and delete" is "punch him in the mouth and delete him from your cellphone."

• Dance puppets dance!

• Prance ponies, prance!

• Corn? When did I eat corn?

• I''m not running a B&B here.\ \ Squirrels. Death.

• We should do another version of this, about the ones that were shilled like mad but never caught on.

  RANCH!

• Why are straight me so stupid?

• MODERATOR!

  Cheryl

• You are forgetting my legendary contribution: mysangist.

  mhb

• R1 is a cunt.

• Noodle.

• R28, how is what you wrote contrary to what I wrote?

  R21

• Once Around the Garden/ Autumn Harvest

• This will not end well.

• You people are all amateurs.

  Mrs. Patsy Ramsey (formerly of Boulder, Colorado)

• R38, this is not about your contributions or anybody else''s individual ones. It''s about the longstanding traditions.

• Linky stinky.

• Bread pudding.\ \ Lesbians with canes.\ \ Cash bar at a wedding.

• Any statement in which all instances of the letter S are replaced by SH.

• EST

• My friend Julie.

• I knew a girl who _______. She died.

• That one at R48 refers to quotes of Miss Liza Minelli.

• Somebody please shit in my mouth!

• Everbody, everone, ever time, etc.\ \ \ Go back to ivillage.\ \ How old are you? \ \ Are you fat?\ \ You sound fat.\ \ You are too stupid to live.\ \ Lip gloss and Prada queen

• No, the canonical form is\ \ "Lip gloss and Prada queen from Dallas."\ \ The local element is of the essence.

• Slap her, Willona!

• Link please

• Damn! Damn! Damn!

• We dont think about THOSE things!

  Phylicia "GOD" Rashad

• Pank me, mommy, pank me!\ \ And the lesser known variant \ \ Pank me, mommy, pank me hawder!

  LWT

• "This is why they hate us."

• Get some sleep, hon.

  One of my all time favorites

• "This is why we can''t have nice things"%0D\ %0D\ "Consider this, tasteful friends"%0D\ %0D\ "IFHH"%0D\ %0D

  anonymous

• "Jealous, bitches?"

• "R1, take your meds."

• "It has worked out very well for them."

• Thug duck.

• 64 replies and no Cheryl is a cunt or eating poop?

• "Gay as _________."

• "I''m evacuating as I type"\ \ My heart goes out\ \ Sizemeat

• Noodles

• r66 should be signed by me

  Barbara Bush

• ''K, Cunts?

• A tragic case of tinynip

• Surprise anal!

• His gayness can be seen from outer space.

• "When he opened his mouth, purses flew out!"

  anonymous

• Pique%0D\ %0D\ Pique%0D\ %0D\ Pique%0D\ %0D\ repeat ad infinitum

• Please don''t let them be _____

• Huff Po links are mandatory in every thread. gotta drive those page views up.

• THANK YOU FOR RIDING THE RAINBOW EXPRESS!

• Would "What say we, DL?" qualify?

• I think she''s tremendous

  Patsy Stone

• Vodka and meth.\ \ Crickets chirping.

• I eat old peoples'' excrement\ \ Brush the crumbs off your tits

• btjscpctscroc

• Nutloaf%0D\ %0D\ onion allergies%0D\ %0D\ cilantro-sensitive

  Michfest, the gift that keeps on giving

• crotch fruit

• Bitch, please!\ \ I hear that the World Trade Center is an insatiable bottom\ \ Major pussyhound. Big Bush supporter. \ \ Brett Mycles is blazin'' hot!

• It is with great trepidation...\ \ I for one welcome our new overlords\ \ Meh! Bea Arthur''s dick is bigger\ \ This is why we can''t have nice things\ \ I''m telling

• Why are straight me so stupid?

• * kisses doll *

• You''re a whore, darlin''.

  Cristal Connors

• Ha! Ha! Ha! I''ll say!%0D\ %0D\ I want to see dinasours.%0D\ %0D\ You are a whore, darlin''.%0D\ %0D\ Miss, with all due respect, I have my own problems.%0D\ %0D\ Leswomien (from the homosex troll)

• I scream with angry power!

• The sky was so blue that day.

• Suckle ''em! Twist ''em! Bite ''em!

• nacreous layer of permacum

• I googled "I scream with angry power" earlier today, wondering where it originated, and all I got was DL threads. Genius!

• I''m sluicing as I type.%0D\ %0D\ I''m flinging poo as I type.%0D\ %0D\ I''M DR. AMY FISHER! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

• "The homosex where the man go up into the man."\ \ I couldn''t be bothered to read back to see if anyone has already brought this forward, but wasn''t it ... "....where the man go up into the other man." I think the word ''other was left out by OP.

  Oh god, where''s my bong

• R101, it''s "where the man go UPINTO the man"

• I stand corrected.

• Graxy.

• Stop trying to make ''mos def'' happen!

• M.

  M.

• What a maroon.

• It always bothers me when I see a joke about "living in your parents'' basement" as I did on Leno the other night. For several years I never saw that phrase used anywhere but datalounge, where it was constantly used. Then Leno started using it, this was back in the 2005 timeframe. And now it is part of the culture. Well, it probably didn''t originate here, but it may well have hit the big time from here because Leno''s writers were always talking about the same shit as datalounge with a little lag.%0D

• Petra Dirty Girl

• Squirrels. Death.\ \ \ \ THREAD CLOSED!

• [quote]You are forgetting my legendary contribution: mysangist.by: mhb\ \ If it was legendary, why does no one remember it?

• "Did Miss Shawna spank you?" (n.b.--the only correct response to "''Pank me, Mommy!")\ \ "Thanks for the lecture, Isis, but right now there''s a runaway bear that needs capturing!"\ \ "How much more can an obese lesbian TAKE?"\ \ "I have stated my boundaries again, Rainsong."\ \ "As a fat womyn, would I be eligible for garbage detail?"\ \ "Jealous much, bitches? Oh I think so..."

• It''s been a while since I''ve seen the one time regular Mrs. Rosen post here: "In the water I''m a very skinny lady"%0D\ %0D\ carb face%0D\ %0D\ "Just shut up and die"%0D\ %0D\ (name of city) - yeah or nay?

• Gurl, you in danger\ \ or\ \ You in danger gurl.

• "I don''t KNOW you!"

  Red Dragon Cheese Monger

• Heifertiti

• Dumb as a box of rocks

• Charlesh! SHAY SHOMETHING!!

  Amanda

• Do you know what she did? Your cunting daughter?

  Pazuzu

• Dialing the phone with a pencil.

• "WHET" is a clear indication that the writer has a 3rd grade mentality and expects everyone to giggle at his cute WHET.

• "Girl Fight Tonight!"\ \ --DL headline re: Fabio and George Clooney''s bitchfight at some BH restaurant.

• "Mamma Likey!"%0D\ %0D\ "___is making me moister than a snackcake!"

  anonymous

• Nipple placement\ \ "Stop trying to make _________ happen!"

• [QUOTE]You are forgetting my legendary contribution: mysangist.by: mhb[/QUOTE]\ \ \ I believe there is only one person who uses that term (not phrase), and that is you, MHB. FAIL

• "Too Miss Thingish for my tastes."

• "_____________" owns this thread.

• 4/10 massive fail\ \ Please don''t feed the troll.\ \ I would lick his shitter.\ \ I think she''s tremendous.

• "He had a hot ass, but I guess he couldn''t live forever." (Posted after any celebrity death.)%0D\ %0D\ "Avigdor, wait!" (This one didn''t really catch on but it always made me laugh.)

• What''s on ______''s iPod?

• caneface

• I just _______. Jealous, bitches?

• "A vivid silk caftan and matching turban..."

  hilarious!

• Thanks for enlightening us Alberta Einstein.

• "Thanks for the daily lesson, Isis, but there''s a runaway bear that needs to be caught."\ \ That''s not it exactly but I''m sure someone else will remember what it was.

• So tender to the touch.

• As a good bottom I make my own lube

• My hole was open for business.

• Mmmmkay, dollface.

  this makes me want to retch

• Nancy Reagan casket dance

• "fierce"\ \ "cool"\ \ "awesome"\ \ "top"\ \ "bottom"\ \ "Earth"

• Surprise anal.

• "and"

• I''m pre-lubed!

• This thread is making me HORNY AS HELL!!

• Moist as a snack cake

• bump

• noodles!

• I love the phrase "verificatia of sizemeat?" which makes me laugh even to think about. I have waited ages to slip it into a conversation but I fear I would start giggling at my own comment.

• this. never. happened.

• Caftans%0D\ Earrings%0D\ %0D\ Julianne Moore, seriosuly

• Jealous bitches?

• cunty%0D\ %0D\ my pussy stinks%0D\ %0D\ flyover frau%0D\ %0D\ ovah%0D\ %0D\ owns this thread%0D\ %0D\ gavel down%0D\ %0D\ stop using frau and cunt! mysoginy kills queers!!%0D\ %0D\ %0D

• penised persons%0D\ %0D\ Nasty Pig sales clerks%0D\ %0D\ Raul Esparza and his bisexual cock (and variations thereof)%0D\ %0D

• professional salesbottom

• I am not running a B & B here!

• What''s the origin story of "Julianne Moore, seriously." I can''t possibly imagine.

• I guess you lazy fucktards can''t be bothered to read the entire thread so you don''t know that your phrases have been listed several times before, eh??

  You fucking fucktards!

• OK Gays!

• Lady HAM (and gal mayo)

  Ms. Mace

• The internets%0D\ %0D\ Post a picture of men presenting their _______%0D\ %0D\ Let''s pretend we''re (name a pop culture phenom)%0D\ %0D

• Let''s roll toilet paper%0D\ %0D\ F&F!%0D\ %0D\ W&W!%0D\ %0D\ Troll-dar

• This thread is useless without pictures.

• almiqui overlords

• Permascowl.%0D\ %0D\ Dumb as a box of hair.%0D\ %0D\ Gay as a Christopher Radko Christmas tree.%0D\ %0D\ Judy, the flight attendant.%0D\ %0D\ Anything to do with Helen Lawson.%0D\ %0D

  Dl''er from SF

• Oh mighty ISIS!

  Isis

• Will additional rules and regulations be necessary?\ \ Just ''cause we''re pretty, everybody''s jealous.\ \ Let me tell you about Deb Messing.

• Cubefrau\ \ So, what say you, DL?\ \ Why should I waste my beautiful mind on something like bodybags?\ \ Fisting for compliments\ \ You''re new here, aren''t you?\ \ OP? Enough.

• The epitome of bi.

• He has tinymeat.%0D\ %0D\ He has a perky bottom.%0D\ %0D\ He''s a pillow-princess.%0D\ %0D\ Your Mama would be so proud!

• jandra \ \ mussy

• Fit fat!

• OP sounds fat. \ \ Beef curtains!

• Why are straight me so stupid?

• Thank you for the daily reminder that Jews are evil.\ \ Where''s our "fierce advocate" now?\ \ Love you, R53. But I prefer the one with the intensifier: [bold]"For the love of God, somebody please shit in my mouth!"[bold]

• Prole cap.

• lol!%0D\ %0D\ Thank You for reminding why, still, I''m here.

  Della

• [/bold]\ \ (possibly already mentioned) tardface\ \ OP=mormon\ \ Editor, please redtag r__ and remove this thread to Freaks and Flames

• seriously? wtf?

• The Julianne Moore, seriously, stuff goes back to promotional events for The Hours. Despite Meryl and Kidman being bigger stars, Moore was in the middle of the poster AND was always in the middle when the three were photographed at premiers and promo events. Somehow that morphed into "Julianne Moore, seriously".

• You type fat.

• "I''ll NEVER stop [verb]," vows [person, place, or thing]

  Snuggles Mahmoody

• Thread Closed!%0D\ %0D\ R{} meet R{}

• close the fucking bold,[/bold] ya big twat.

• R__ nailed it!\ \ nacreous layer of permacum\ \ frozen turkey meatballs

• I just saw (film title) and I have more questions than answers!\ \ Desmond''s feets.

• Big Muscle Hottie Alert!\ \ My tongue, His ass.

• And?

• ran off in a blur of glitter and chiffon

• Love at Xmas time

• Ratty Korean Wig Alert!

• This can only end in tears.

• Prawn ring!