"Jesus Christ you smell like a Russian whore at the Casbah!"

I just said this to my partner because he layered on the cologne...I could smell him from down the hall.%0D\ %0D\ Now he''s pissed at me and has locked himself in the master bath...washing off the cologne, I hope. We''re due for a late brunch in 30 minutes. I don''t know if he''ll be ready. Was I wrong to yell at him, or was he wrong to bathe in Armani Blue Jeans?%0D\ %0D\ In other words, who''s the asshole in this situation?

I''m so ready for a mimosa
• You are. Next question?

• Not exactly masters of tact, are we?

• You, OP.

  You don''t have to be such a damn drama queen

• Can you also see his pussy from behind, OP?

• OP is just fishing for praise of his biting put-down, which he hopes to turn into a DL classic phrase.

• You know the answer, OP. Obviously you didn''t say it with humor in a way that he got the point without hurting his feelings. UNLESS, perhaps he is way overly sensitive. Either way. Apologize, you douchebag.

• I''m with R5.%0D\ Thread closed!

  RWOAC

• OP wore a lovely matching caftan and turban to the brunch, by the way. His mandals were quite fetching as well. He was the belle of the ball. The earrings, though, were another matter.

  A guest at the brunch

• This. Never. Happened.

• R9 = Miss Helen Bedd

• That''s no way to talk to Jesus Christ, your Lord and Savior.

• There is no doubt that NYC is one of the world''s largest and dynamic cities, but it is not the only ''game in town''. However for those who perhaps do not possess a strong identity, to be thought of in the league of other great cities of the world, say London or Tokyo, is an afront to their self-heralded superiority. Basically they wish to convey something along the lines of ''I live in New York City, and New York is a important city, therefor I am to be considered in some way superior to those that don''t.'' So any challenge to the superiority of the city becomes in a sense, personal. They defend it vigorously because on a certain level they are defending themselves. A fairly common and mild delusion. Best to humor them, they do no one harm.

• what does that have to do with Russian whores r12?

• Wait and see what R12 wrote in the thread about American cities, though, R13.

• I adore it when posters make up these scenarios in which they make an allegedly clever remark.

• No one should be wearing cologne or perfume these days. It''s so last century.

• Why would a Russian whore be at the Casbah?

• Dunno, R17, but they better be rockin'' it.

• "In other words, who''s the asshole in this situation?"\ \ Neither. Your both fucking cunts.

• Did Sharif like it?

• Russian guys are hot.

• Ooooh! I like this game! My turn:\ \ You look like a Peruvian dockworker at the Acropolis!

• I love when Russian guys with muscles wear tight shirts and layer on the cologne...YUM my anus practices the glasnost policy for those hotties.

• He needs to dump you OP- a verbally abusive beeyatch. Let him wear too much cologne and let the chips falls where they may!

• OP that is a HILARIOUS put-down!!!

  The%201930%27s

• seriously would you rather he have too much cologne, or smell like sweaty armpits or farts?

• Why do you want to run around stinking like a chump?

• Meh.

  Oscar%20Wilde

• I couldn't have said it better myself, dahling.

  Tallulah

• OP really thought her little pretend scenario and the title line were quite clever.

• ... and why would a "Russian whore" be at the Casbah?

• I hate the way men slather on cologne. Do what your mother told your sister: spray it in the air, then walk through it naked.

  lez

• Uh...you idiots are talking to an OP from 2 years ago.

• You smell like a Pampas cowboy at Buckingham Palace

• You smell like a Cockney fishmonger at the Alamo!

• You are. You could have said...babe, you have too much...

• Or gone literary: "You smell as common as a fart at a First Communion!"

  Joseph Andrews