- His roided pecs seem to have shrunk.
- He looks like a Gay Alien with that big shaved head and plucked eyebrows.
- link pls.
- Shaved heads can look hot. His just makes him look like a Kewpie Doll.
- Is he balding?
- even though he say''s he''s not balding and the shaved head is a choice, I believe that he is. he just doesn''t look good with a shaved head. But that ass is oh so fine.
- I like all kinds of looks on all kinds of guys, but tweezed eyebrows are a dealbreaker. \
It''s one thing if you''ve got a unibrow and you tweeze between your brows, but it''s quite another to decide you want emulate Jean Harlow.
- This thread is useless...
- then get the fuck off of it, r8.
- He always thought his ass was too big!
- Couldn''t find an ass shot, but here is Mr. Lawrence and his bare head and chest.
- The way he walks makes me want to bend him over and plow that ass.
- How short is that Melissa gal? She looked as though she must be no more than 4'' tall. She was wearing high heels and she still looked extremely short standing next to her cast members. The lawrence guy must be pretty short too. \
Anyone else notice on the program?
- The new show isn''t that bad -- I expected far worse, and Joey is actually good in the role.%0D\
And fuck, he''s cute and hot and sexy as hell. Wears these tight tops that show off great pecs, and he has a nice v-taper leading down to that hot ass.
- Fortunately Joey didn''t loose too much of his teenage charm. He''s still projecting a desirable good natured image. Unfortunately, he''s another T. Cruise in the height category.
- Did anyone notice how, uhmm, chunky, MJH has become? Not fat, per se, but not the bod she was showing a year ago on People magazine. BTW, Missy Bertinelli seems to have picked up an lb. here and there as well. Just sayin.
- Joey looked damn good last night. I can''t wait until they have him coming out of the shower or working out on that weight bench he set up on last night''s show.
- Joey knows that body is a big selling point. His wardrobe on the show is definitely highlighting his pecs, his muscular tight body, and the awfully cute butt.
- Steroids? I don''t even know what those are.
- Melissa is 5''1 5''2" at the most.
- it was bigger when he was younger
- I bet he reeks of cologne.
- I agree r22.
- I''m just gonna say . . . the title of this thread made me hard.
- Do you think he farts?
- r25 We all do Dear.
- R25, some more than others. ...I can go for several years without farting, I think longest is 9 years.
I once farted for 7 years.
- r27 PLEZZE
- I just can''t picture some people farting. Namely hot guys. Like Brody Jenner.\
R29 Suzanne Somers doesn''t fart. She once said in an interview that due to her excellent health and special diet she hasn''t farted in years.
- Lots of people don''t fart, if you have your shit together and eat well, the result is 1 or 2 dry poos a day.
- R31 so even though my beloved Brody may not fart, he still has to take a shit? :-/
- Joey''s ass is phenomenal.
Joey''s ass is said to have a higher IQ then joey''s brain.
- You can tell he doesn''t fart because his tummy is so flat.
- Brody has a birthday soon.
- 501 Levis were Invented for this guys butt!
- Why do you think 501s were invented for Joey''s butt, R37?
- His ass doesn''t make up for the horrible plastic surgery he''s had on his face. He really fucked up by getting an eye lift way too early and he overdoes the Botox and eyebrow waxing.
- Wow a lot of people are commenting on his ass. I watched all of last season and it was always covered up. I never saw a thing. Either ABC trolls are about or he''s wearing tighter jeans this season.
- He''s a real genius.
- He''s looking better here, with some hair (transplant?) and more natural eyebrows.
- He's looking mighty fine these days.
- He looks like a plastic sex doll.
- Here are some more Joey pics from the same series. Thanks to masgrandeburrito from the JUB forums.
- It's too bad that his ass size is smaller than it was during his Brotherly Love days (see link). He's said it was his feature that he hated the most and wanted to reduce its size. He increased his upper body at the expense of his lower body, with his legs looking relatively thin and his ass reduced. At least his pecs look great.
- Why do his knees look knobby and wrinkled?
- Looks like he has pec implants in R43's link.
- Does he wax or shave?
- Does he eat off of paper towels? Does he prefer Bette Midler or Karen Carpenter? Does he have expired sushi in his fridge?
Burning questions on DL
- So true about Joey's ass during "Brotherly Love". It was so plump and shelf-like in those super-tight jeans. Such a pity that he hated his huge ass and has worked out so much that it's not as big, because he was definately a member of the PAWB (Phat Ass White Boy)group. Watch the clip from 6:48-7:16 for a good look at that ass.
- Sidewinder, who are other members of the PAWB (Phat Ass White Boy)group? I'd like to compare and contrast.
- Those new photos look very weird; he doesn't even look human. In theory, that body type is very attractive to me, but in his case it seems so sterilized and bland. Nothing sexy about him at all. He was much sexier ten years ago when he didn't seem so plastic.
- Good God, what the hell did he do to his face? The body looks decent, but his face? It hardly looks like him. He looks like a plastic doll.
- How are the other Lawrence brothers looking these days? Haven't seen Matthew in a few years but he was looking damn good circa "The Hot Chick." Andrew also grew up to be a hunk in "Oliver Beene" but that was almost 10 years ago.
- Not as hot as Rowan Atkinson, the thinking woman's sex symbol.
- R61, Andy and Matt Lawrence guest starred on "Melissa and Joey" a few weeks ago, and they are both hot. Matthew (who's been hot for quite some time now) is ripped and gorgeous, and Andy (who's always fluctuated with his weight) was hot in a hippieish, sturdily-built sort of way. Here's Andy from the show...
- and here's Matthew
- another of Matthew from the show
- Recent pic of Andrew
- R58, there are many, many members of the PAWB Club. Some of them are:
Cal Ripken, Jr.
Apolo Ohno (half white)
Tony Danza (on Taxi/Who's The Boss?)
Peter Deluise (during 21 Jumpstreet)
Rob Kardashian (half white)
Mark Paul Gosselaar
all of the Jonas Brothers
- I saw Joey, Matthew, and Andrew on 5th Ave. in NYC and nearly swooned on the spot.
- Why isn't Matt Damon on your list Sidewinder?
- R69, that's just some of the PAWBs, not all of them. As for Matt Damon, people say he's got a big ass, but I just don't see it. It's nice, but is it BIG?
Oh, and a couple more PAWBs are:
Eric Balfour, Tony Ward
- NOW THAT'S A DADDY !!!!!!!!!
- Sidewinder, for you. Matt Damon.
- Don't bother to place Matt Damon on any list. He stands alone. He has thee butt. It has no equal. It should have its own anthem and flag.
- Damon again.
- More Matt Damon. You know that has to be some sweet stuff!
- Lawrence looks like a Ken doll.
- He really turned out to be a handsome man.
- LOL ok, Matt Damon is now officially a PAWB judging by those pics. But, as far as male movie stars of today go, I don't think his glutes can match McConaughey's...
- A few Joey pics.
- One more member of the PAWB revolution
- But isn't Matthew's butt hole real saggy?
- Damn, there's some fine genes in the Lawrence family. Now, are they all natural or do they get chemical assistance? I can't believe Joey's current body hasn't benefited from some vitamin S.
- Joey's face looks older than his years. The rest of him looks great.
- Well, are they all gay or just Joey?
- Lot's of good Joey butt shots in the Disney Channel movie Jumping Ship.
- Why doesn't Joey have a package in any of those exercise pictures? There's barely even a hint of one.
- Hottest ass there ever was!!!
- Too bad he fucked up his face with Botox and fillers (and possibly some plastic surgery).
- His legs look kind of thin.
- His butt was plumper during the Brotherly Love years, before he went crazy with the working out. He used to say he hated his butt, but (no pun intended) if only he knew...
- R79, from those pics, I swear I'm looking at a 70s version of the G.I. Joe action figure. Head not quite fitting the body, no expression, military haircut...
- It's a shame that his ass has disappeared.
- Tis, R92.
- Do you think he's tried anal?
- Yes, R94.
- Whoa! Next celebrity guest at Chippendales: Joey Lawrence
It's going to get even hotter than usual in Las Vegas this summer as the Chippendales will welcome the talented (and hot) Joey Lawrence as their special celebrity guest MC and singer.
For three weeks starting June 7th through June 24th, Joey Lawrence will flex his muscles and vocal cords as he sings, dances and hosts the #1 male revue in Las Vegas.
I'm sure a LOT of the crunchy gossip blogs out there will spin this as "Joey is a stripper" but I hear he will not be "stripping" as his duties will fall more in the category of singing and hosting the show. Although, with a body like Joey's I'm hoping he may at least take off his shirt at some point.
Joey's appearance coincides with the roll out of the highly anticipated "Magic Mike" movie by Steven Soderbergh starring Channing Tatum, Joe Manganiello, Alex Pettyfer and Matthew McConaughey opening June 29th. The movie is loosely based on Channing Tatum's own experience as a dancer in an all-male revue. Considering the all-star hunky cast of the film, expect the movie to make even more women head to Las Vegas and the Chippendales at the Rio All-Suites Hotel.
Joey became a teen sensation and star in the 90ʼs hit television series “Blossom,” where his character Joey Russo emerged as a breakout character. Today, Lawrence stars on the #1 ABC Family series “Melissa & Joey,” with Melissa Joan Hart, which is about to begin its second season.
In 2007, Lawrence made his Broadway debut in Chicago. More recently, he was a finalist on ABC's Dancing with the Stars and toured with the stage version of the show throughout the U.S. and Canada.
Joey’s has also had success in the music world: his international hit single “Nothing My Love Can’t Fix” hit #10 on Billboard Top 40 Mainstream charts.
- Please wear a speedo, please wear a speedo, please wear a speedo.
- I doubt he'll wear a speedo. He'll just be hosting. Also, while his pecs are still hot, his ass hasn't been what it used to be since the 90s.
- This would have been exciting back in the 90's when he was actually still cute. Now, not so much. He looks weird now.
- I remember complaing about the size of his ass years ago. Could never understand it , since it always looked so great packed into jeans. I see these recent pics of him working out, and his ass is gone. Nothing turns me off more than flat &/or no ass. Be careful what you wish for.
- "I remember complaing about the size of his ass years ago."
R100, why would you complain about the size of his ass?
- Sorry, that was I remember HIM complaining. Ambien makes me screwy.
- Why would he complain about the size of his ass?
(I hope the ambien works for you.)
- [quote] Nothing turns me off more than flat &/or no ass. Be careful what you wish for.
WELL! May the world take note!
- RE 103 Well ask Joey why he didn'y like his ass, smartASS !
- How can a Joey Lawrence thread have over 100 replies?
- R105, I wasn't trying to be a smart ass. I was just wondering whether Joey said why he didn't like the size of his ass.
I guess the ambien didn't work or you'd be asleep by now.
- R106, back in the 2000s there used to be even longer Joey threads in much shorter time frames. That was long after Blossom.
- Joey's ass during his "Brotherly Love" days.
- RE 107 Still awake. He just said it was too big, and chunky, and had a hard time with pants, cause his waist was small, but his butt was big. I thought that's what made him hot (see previous You Tube vid).
- His arse was magnificent on DWTS. I want to get inside of him.
- He has to be gay, right?
- Same top, different ensemble!
- Somehow , he should be hot with that shaved head, but it doesn't work for me. Everything else does. Some guys can shave it-some not
- It's his birthday. He's 37.
- He has fabulous pecs.
- From Brotherly Love.
- He looks like a drag king. It's very odd.
- In what way, R118?
- Wow, who dug up this thread? Joey?
- I heard that Joey's butt fell off.
- What do you mean, R122?
- Recent Joey ass in jeans.
- He looks awful. Like an aging twink.
- r125 Faccia di brutta!!! He LOOKS like an aging twink, because he IS one. He's friggin' 37yo! He needs a hairpiece STAT. The peeled look is not attractive.
- At least Joey still has a nice upper body and has grown his hair out again.
- When did his face get like that? Was it gradual or sudden? It's not just the odd hairline. It looks like a combination of weight loss and "procedures".
- He doesn't even look real. By real I mean human. Data from Star Trek looked more human.
- Is he turning into the White Michael Jackson?
- His face looks creepy but I bet his ass still looks hot.
- One of the worst toupees in the business
- White folks do not age well.
- Why would someone young have a face lift. He looks ridiculous.
- R145, Joey Lawrence is white?
- Unless you were born deformed or had been in a horrible accident that left you disfigured, why would anyone be stupid enough to have work done on their face before 40? He looks terrible. Doesn't even look real.
- Recent pic of a shirtless, buff Joey.
- MJH is a Grade A republiCUNT
- He's gay, right? No straight person in history has ever looked or dressed like that.
- What's going on with his hair? Are those plugs?
- He actually looks hot at r139. When and why was that taken?
- Some poor cannibal families dream of having an ass like Joey's for thanksgiving
- Why, R144?
- It would make a great thanksgiving diner
- It's a damn shame that Joey never did a movie with a nude scene where he could show off his bare ass for all to see. Joey might have more of a career today if he had been more willing to get naked.
- Again, why, R146?
- Joey Lawrence is just suffering from an age old problem called "tanning." He was always tan. Now after 30 years of tanning, his skin is starting to show that leathery look.
Granny) I've been using lye soap for 50 years and look at my hands.
Miss Jane) Like leather.
Granny) Yeah nice ain't it.
- R147 Yes, he definitely should have done a nude scene in his early 20's before he got work done on his face and started looking freaky.
- Today is his birthday.
- Recent Joey
- I still don't understand that hair.
It's downright laughable... and confusing.
I've never seen anything like it.
- ithink his brother matthew is hotter
- and andrew is 27. he looks like m. conswelous
- Joey looks good even for a right wing republican. Does he actually work? Ever?
- I never missed an episode of that goofy show Half and Half once he joined the cast, he was fine.
- He's a very vocal bottom.
- That shirt really brings out his tits.