WEHT the Olsen Twins?

They seem to have fallen off the face of the Earth.

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• they're waiting for their neck transplants to take.

• Didn't one of them sublimate or something?

• They're saturated in wealth and perhaps figured out that they would never contribute anything worthwhile to acting, or would live down the acting they'd attempted thus far, or be viewed as separate individuals (apart from "the one with the worse eating disorder"), and so forth. That said, I'm actually GLAD that they aren't promoting themselves as people to the general public. Because they even irritate me whilst staying more or less behind the scenes. Even though their little sister isn't a bad actor, I find myself being reminded of the Olsen twin off-puttingness by her.

• from your lips, to god's ears op

• Not only did they rake in major cash doing shitty direct-to-video movies as kids, but now they run a fashion empire that sells $6,000 handbags. Those bitches are swimming in riches.

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• Their agent is shopping them around for twincest videos.

• drugs

• They've gone back to the planet they are from for re-charging.

• who the piss are the olsen twins?

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• They both make more money from their clothing lines (The Row, Elizabeth & James) than acting, plus they still have the residuals from their childhood acting and merchandising heyday. Mary-Kate still acts occasionally - most recently in "Beastly" (2011) - and has been dating Nicolas Sarkozy's half-brother.

• 1. They've already made their fortune. 2. They've been famously since they were born, literally. 3. They have transitioned from acting to fashion design. Notice how all of the pseudo-celebs from the Aughts have basically gone away into relatively quiet lives? The Hilton sisters, Nicole Richie, Kimberly Stewart, Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port, Brody Jenner, Brandon Davis etc etc. All these celebutards are gone. Only good ole' Lindsay is trying to hang on to the spotlight for dear life. Her and the Kardashians, of course.

• They also had some great plastic surgery when they were still in their teens. They had froggy eyes and pug noses before going under the knife of a fantastic surgeon, whoever s/he was. They are quite lovely today, if far too thin. The twins live on CCC: Coke, Cigarettes and Coffee. And the skinnier one with the eating disorder has daddy issues-- she's dating that creepy old Frenchman. *shudders*

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• One of them was rumoured to have had a fling/affair with Johnny Depp. Amber Heard be warned. Whether it's true or not or whether Amber if milking the publicity it has not done the Olsen twins any good.

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• They are chilling out with their piles of money. A lot of their flings and bad publicity are glossed over because they grew up rich at this point and know how to hire people to hide bad press.

• That they use fur and animal skins in their designs mean they will always be neck-less little trolls to me. I always suspected them f doing it to kiss up to Anna Wintour. And one of them killed Heath.

• [quote]They're saturated in wealth Not anymore, being a coke whore eats up millions per day

• But R17, if so, then they probably find ways to make money by being druggies rather than lose it. They're billionaires and probably learned to be expert manipulators from an early age.

• I hope to meet them someday, so that I can finally put my Pops-A-Dent to good use.

• Their fashion empire pulls in several billion a year. They don't get to keep all of it, of course, but they are doing very very well.