There will be a shocking celebrity death before September 7th

My psychic told me this tonight and she''s been write on alot of things.

• Can she predict grammatical errors?

• Fuck her

  Liz Taylor

• What constitutes shocking?

• Why will it be shocking? Because it will involve Paula Abdul hijacking a plane?

• Let''s keep bumping this until September 7th.%0D\ %0D\ %0D\ %0D\ It would be really fun if it turned out to be true!

• OP sounds (or rights, as OP would say) like someone that would go to a psychic.

• Isn''t it bizarre that OP can spell "psychic" correctly but not "right"?

• I''m coming, Yarnell!!

  Shields

• Yawn

• Zac Efron will murder Taylor Lautner in a fight over who gets to be the bottom.

• If an Olson Twin, Mischa Barton, Tara Reid, or any other young druggie dies, it won''t be shocking.

• An L.A. Tool, and Dieing? (groan)

  Deep-Fried Pron

• I think the OP means shocking in that someone will be electrocuted. Perhaps by lightning, perhaps by eel, but electrocuted.

• Tom Cruise will be found, murdered by a Chad Hunt dildo.

• Penny Marshall is dieing!

• David Duchovny will be discovered exsanguinated in a field.

• Gwyneth Paltrow will walk straight off a cliff because she refuses to stop holding her nose so high in the air.

  Blythe Danner

• Zac Efron will drown in pussy.

• The sky will be so blue that day.

• If she is wright, somebody will surely be dieing on Sept. 7th.

• The entire Kardasian family will crash on an a Alaskan glacier?

  Hope

• i think my psychic got your''s beaten by miles. %0D\ %0D\ He predicted tom cruise, angie jolie, and brad pitt will all be dead before jan 1, 2111.%0D\ %0D\ i believe him.

• They''re already dead to me, R22.

• Cud be me

  Phan... Fanp....Fantashia Burr... Ba....Barrino

• Oh Please...

  Zae Zae Gabor.

• Zae Zae?

• "write on alot of things"\ \ oh my.

• Sept 7 is Buddy Holly''s birthday. Coincidence?

• Note she neglected to specify what year.

  Psychic John Edwards

• [quote]Fuck her by: Liz Taylor\ \ Liz, your death would be as shocking as static cling.

  Debbie Reynolds

• Zsa Zsa is back in the hos-pee-tal this evening. Mabybe it''s her sweeties.

  Pats

• [quote]Fuck her by: Liz Taylor\ \ Only at Bloomingdale''s and other fine stores.

• Mercury retrograde is fast approaching. Maybe a celebrity will die in a fatal car or plane crash.

• [quote]"write on alot of things"\ \ [quote]oh my.\ \ Oh dear.

• She''s ''wright''?%0D\ %0D\ No! Not Chely surely?

• I can''t believe people go to psychics and then discuss celebrities with them. So weird.

• A psychic should know which celebrity is going to die and when. %0D\ %0D\ If she lucks out and Liz Taylor dies between now and Sept. 7th, then "My psychic told me some celebrity was going to die..." will become "My psychic predicted Liz Taylor''s death!" %0D\ %0D\ You will conveniently ''forget'' that she never actually named the celebrity.

• R37, you conveniently forget that Liz Taylor is old and ill and that she has been "dying" for the last twenty years in the tabloids. %0D\ %0D\ Her death will be less of a shock than its long delay.

• I''m glad she''s attuned to the happenings of the Hollywood soul world. That must be so helpful to you, OP. cough -- charlatan -- cough

• GaGa?

• Bieber!

• You know. I can actually see Mel Gibson re-enacting the James Cagney scene from "White Heat."%0D\ %0D\ "Top of the world, Ma!!"

  WishfulThinking

• r38 Liz has been dying since I was a kid! In fact she''s been in and out of deaths doorway since the 1950''s. When she finally dies I will not believe it.

• What about a comedian or TV presenter?

• When does Lindsay Lohan get out of rehab ??

  Dina

• R43, I didn''t forget anything. I was just using Liz as an example. It could be anyone and the psychic would be credited with having predicted the death.

• I bet it''s Tara Reid

• I hope Sarah Palin gets eaten by sharks

• Do you think if we all hope, at the same time, it''s Palin it will be her?

• I hope you''re right, R42. But Mel would shout: \ \ MADE IT, PA! TOP OF THE WORLD!\ \ And then blow himself up. I hope it''s televised.

• hj

• OP, the physic meant Phillip Markoff as he died on Saturday.

• Gibson would be so perfect in a remake of "White Heat". That''s a brilliant idea, R42 -- you should pitch it -- just send him a note to wherever his fan mail used to go when he had fans. He''s probably not getting a lot of offers right now, maybe he''d pay attention to it.\ \ I never would have thought that movie could be remade with anyone other than Cagney. But Gibson is that poor character to the life, substituting his dad for the mom. I want to see it!

• To me the most shocking top ten celeb deaths would be-drumroll!\ \ Madonna\ Tom Cruise\ Oprah\ Paul McCarthy\ Simon Cowell\ Jackie Chan\ Leo DiCaprio\ Justin Biber\ Will Smith\ I put Lady Gag last cause she''s an admitted tweek, and could drop dead of a heart attack at any time.\ \ Otherwise ... Liz Taylor? She''s been croaking since I was born. Zsa Zsa, who really cares except she was a multi married whore who slapped a Bev Hills cop and got away with it. Blohan? Expected.

  Pee Wee Poundstone

• Actually, the fabulous gay icon Sylvia Browne recently made a similar prediction. I believe on the Today show. It will be shocking as it will be completely unexpected. Not an addict or someone older. Think Heath Ledger, not a LiLo type.

• Is this somehow related to Mercury retrograde?

• Miss Cleo.%0D\ %0D\ *kisses doll*

  The Little Weird Girl

• It takes very little to shock some people, and the "celebrity" label is grossly over-applied.

• I think I know who it''s going to be but I can''t say because by law I don''t think I''m allowed to say. But even though I think I know, I will be shocked and saddened.

• R59 Are you a doctor or attorney?

• Hopefully it''s Ellen Degenerate!

• Lindsay Lohan.\ \ It will be shocking, but not surprising.

• I''m guessing Harrison Ford. Just a feeling.

• Michael Douglas

• Start the countdown.

• Robert Smigel!

• Wasn''t it Ted Stevens?

• Zsa Zsa

• Zsa Zsa Gabor''s death won''t be shocking unless Prince von A-hole smothers her with a pillow or she''s hit by a meteor.

• Yes, to be shocking it would have to be someone young involved in an accident or scandal. Hmmmmm....

• R69, what if I''m eaten by maggots?

  Zsa Zsa G.

• OP=the Psychic=hasn''t killed the celebrity yet. Thanks for the heads up, hon.

• r61 why on Earth say something as shitty as that?%0D\ %0D\ Oh, you''re a cunt. Yes, it''s obvious.

  No I''m not remotely Ellen.

• Apparently Jerry Falwell is posting from Hell, R73.

• First, on September 6th, they''ll find a headless corpse in Arizona.%0D\ %0D\ We won''t know for sure who it is until they find the matching head on the 7th.

• [quote]Zsa Zsa Gabor''s death won''t be shocking unless Prince von A-hole smothers her with a pillow or she''s hit by a meteor.\ \ Only the meteor would be shocking.

• I voted r69 for W&W

• Lindsey Lohan. Often addicts who go back to drugs after a brief period of being clean really overdo and overdoes.

• I just saw this thread again and now I relaize it is September 5th already. HOLY CRAP where does time go!

• Does Robert Schimmel count? (died on 9/3)

• She did say "celebrity", R80.

• hmmm.

  http://www.popeater.com/2010/09/05/lady-gaga-rumor-hospitalized-for-dangerous-diets/

• Oh, Gaga. We don''t call it "dieting," we call it "exhaustion."

  Dina Lohan, posting from Carvel

• Didn''t we have a version of this thread this time last year? Except it wasn''t a psychic, it was the OP who just knew a shocking death was coming.\ \ Anyone else remember?

• [quote] "she''s been write on alot of things."\ \ Indeed.

• I think OP''s psychic is going to end up making a case that Robert Schimmel was famous. Unless, of course, an actual celebrity happens to die in the next couple of days.

• I''m still holding out hope that the psychic was talking about Bill O''Reilly

• Dick Van Dyke

• Jeff Conaway, YOU BETTER HURRY UP!

  I''ve got money on this!

• One day more.

• Perhaps it''s the Killer Hay Bale death of the ELO cellist.

• Tick tock!

• My sister just called to let me know my mother fell and broke her hip. She may be nothing to you people but she''s all we''ve got.\ \ I''m scared.

  Crying as I type this and choking back hatred for the OP''s misspellings

• Whoever it is, I''ll supply the Let''s Roll(r)Cinnamon Rolls and coffee for the wake!

  Lisa "Let''s Roll!" Beamer

• I wonder what made her say %C3%A2%C2%80%C2%9Cbefore 7th%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%9D. Is it because we all die on the 8th?

• Can s/he just hurry up!%0D\ %0D\ It''s nearly the 7th! I have to go to work!

• Guy from ELO killed by bale of hay....pretty shocking. Guess the psychic was right!

• There''s still almost 12 hours left (Pacific Time) and a whole lot of drugs I can get my hands on!

  Lindsay

• I heard that Bill Murray is very ill.

• R99. Was worried so I checked wiki:\ \ "Murray told Cubs slugger Aramis Ram%C3%83%C2%ADrez he was very ill and needed two home runs to give him the hope to live"\ \ I think he got them, so he''s cured.

  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_Murray

• [quote]and she''s been write on alot of things.\ \ UGH!!!!!

  *rolls eyes*

• I''m going with Gaga.

• I''m still hanging around, bitches!

  Zsa Zsa Gabor

• hahahahaha\ hahahahaha\ suckersssss!

  OP

• We''re running out of time, Ms. Psychic.

• Streisand is in really good health these days. *breathes a sigh of relief.*

• Jerry Lewis is scheduled to have a live heart attack during his "Never Walk Alone" number in a few hours.

• Wow, R64 -- you posted 2 weeks before he announced his illness on Letterman. Are you psychic? And do you write, alot or alittle or atall?

• It''s Miss Cleo, people!

• Shocking - Electric%0D\ %0D\ It''s the death of the ELO cellist. ELO = Electric Light Orchestra.

• I''ve only ever heard of ELO in crossword puzzles -- but even for those more tuned in than I am, can a cellist really be a celeb? (Unless he''s Pablo Casals, of course.)

• The ELO cellist crashed into a bale of hay that rolled down a hill and hit his car.

• Julianne Moore, seriously.

  You bitches are really slipping.

• Not much time left.

• The death only has to [italic]occur[/italic] before midnight.

  2 weeks hidden behind a bookcase troll

• I predict you will be getting a news psychic.

• Psychics are BULLSHIT!

  Penn and Teller

• You''re paying a psychic to tell you about celebrities instead of your own life?%0D\ %0D\ Did she look into her crystal ball and also tell you you''re an idiot?%0D

• Based on the box office performance of my latest, my career has about one hour and 40 minutes left, bitches!

  Drew Barrymore, America''s rapidly aging sweetheart

• I saw Drew''s film, I liked it.

• The ELO guy was pretty shocked...so I would say the psychic was right on.

• Probably Lindsey Lohan will OD.

• Just hours to go!\ \ Hold me David... I''m scared...

  Bonnie Franklin, terrified it''s her

• Regis%0D\ %0D\ %0D\ Larry King%0D\ %0D\ %0D\ One of the senior Bushes%0D\ %0D\ %0D\ Prince Phillip

• My money is on Nancy Reagan. Or an R&B diva.

• Breaking: Jennifer Aniston is being rushed to hospital. No news yet on why.

• I nominate my 90 year old parents.

  The rotten son

• She was inducing vomiting and broke a nail, R126.\ \ Tragic!

• Need a link R126 - none of my sources can confirm this.

• Hulk Hogan is having excrutiating back pain and having test run on him in a hospital.

  sounds like a heart attack

• Less than 2 hours till the shocking celebrity death!

• Did the psychic say which year?

• We haven''t had a true shocker since Heath; I think we''re over due.

• Any electrical storms happening?

• Hey, some comic died that some people have heard of so I guess your psychic guru was right. \ \ I''m going out on a limb here, but I predict someone famous will die before December 31. \ \ I will disclose my email address after the event to take appointments.

• What about Michael Jackson, r133?

• OP here. Stop replying. See r104. I lied. There was. No psychic. Or bad. Spelling errors. But relax. My subscription. Is over. No more. Troll posts. For me.

  OP

• I will wither and die from massive lack of interest in my career and personality. \ \ Wither and DIE!

  Megan Fox

• OP is a celeb who trolls on DL and is suicidal because of censored Craig List has ruined his sex live.%0D\ %0D\ Goodbye, OP.

• Like your career, r138?

• 3 minutes to go.

• Guess we''ll wake up in the morning to learn of the terrible tragedy.

• Hold of, hold off, r141! No one said it had to be before Sept. 7th EST. For all YOU know the death is set to happen in Hawaii! Maybe Angelina Jolie is vacationing there and is practicing cliff diving off Diamond Head even as we speak! They still have several hours left.

• Also: it may be the death will not be discovered for days and days! Maybe Julie Newmar was climbing Mount Everest today during a blizzard and has already frozen to death in an ice cave, but won''t be discovered for months.

• This just posted onTMZ.\ Beloved Japanese Super star Godzilla rushed to a Tokyo hospital.\ Believed to have walked into some high tension wires while filming "Monster Island II". Mothra and Rodan at his bedside.

• Maybe we''ll be lucky and find out that fraudulent psycho psychic died instead!

• It was the Killer Hay Bale

• Here''s the thing, OP. It''s one thing to believe that a psychic can, in your presence, tap into your energy (already a huge leap for many of us). It''s another to think she can tap into the celebrity news and gossip jetstream. In the future, save your money.

• OP: Your psychic was not write!

• It''s still the 7th...give the person a chance? Maybe they were actually talking about Michael Douglas...hearing about his throat cancer is like hearing about his death. Who really thinks he will recover from this? It''s like Patric Swayze recovering from pancratic cancer.

• We''ll all be dead by December 21, 2012.

• Perhaps the psychic meant a metaphorical death.

  James Van Pragh

• Please R145 -- some things just shouldn''t be joked about.

• Here''s another prediction. On election day, I predit the end of our democracy with a big Repug win.

• Death of the intellect?

  Ms Virginia Creeper

• If only I could learn Spansih, maybe I could move out of this country.

• Some movie star''s dog probbaly got run over by a car, shocking the celebrity by its death.

• There have been a couple of B-list deaths over the past week, but no one important. We haven''t had a big name die for a while.

• Well, shee-it! \ \ I''ve really been looking forward to a shocking celebrity death ALL month.

• I think the psychic referred "death" in the sense that Elizabethan poets used it, meaning orgasm.

• [quote] It''s still the 7th...give the person a chance?%0D\ %0D\ OP said the psychic stated the death would before the 7th. That timeframe has come and gone.

• How do you know I''m not dead?

  Dick Cheney

• Exactly, R161. It''s not as if we can paraphrase the Soothsayer in ''Julius Caesar'' by proclaiming, "The 7th of September has come, but it has not past".

• I LOVE the fact that R163 paraphrases Shakespeare so very well. Bravo!

• It''s Glen Shadix. %0D\ %0D\ I''m shocked.%0D\ %0D\ I thought he died years ago.

  http://www.tmz.com/2010/09/07/beetlejuice-actor-glen-shadix-dead/

• OP, hope you can get your money back.

• Well, Sept. 7 has come and gone and no shocking celebrity death. OP, you wuz robbed!

  Harvey Levin, TMZ

• I''ve said 3 times that I made it up. Can''t you people read?! Quit responding.

  OP

• No, not Glen Shadix!%0D\ %0D\ Seriously, psychics do that because every now and then they will be right and then they have a whale hooked.

• ?

• September 7, A Day That Will Live In Infamy. Oh, never mind.

  Emily Latella

• I was hugely disappointed and so I felt the need to share.