- That''s not a hot picture of him, op. But yeah, I totally agree. Love to watch Cena in action.
- the absolute in hotness.
- He''s got a Frankenstein face from too much steroid abuse. No thanks.
- OP, you''re not alone.\
I''ve been jerking it to Cena for years lol. I think the dude is fucking gorgeous, head to toe.\
Don''t tell anyone, but I even bought a full door-size poster of a shirtless john Cena wearing those jeans shorts with the briefs peeking out.\
- He was very entertaining as a guest host on "TMZ." He may try to hook up with Viveca A. Fox.
- He''s much more handsome in R2''s pic.
- Hot hot hot. You are definitely not alone in your opinion, OP.
- Why does WWE''s hottest star wrestle in jeans or cammo shorts meanwhile every ripple of The Big Show is prominently displayed thanks to his spandex and lycra singlet??!!
- yes, yes, yes.
- i''m sure you are not the only one, OP, but count me out.
- Leave Big Show alone, he''s a sweetie. Any Orton fans, he''d be okay if he had eyebrows. Dashing Cody Rhodes? Grand Wizard Ted Dibiase Jr.?
- I thought he was hot... until I saw the OP''s picture. He looks Missing Link-ish.
- OP, why would you post such an unflattering photo of him? There are a million better looking ones online where he is undeniably handsome.
- John Cena is definitely hot, great body and nice face. But I like Chris Jericho a little better. Sometimes I fantasize about the two of them taking turns topping and bottoming. A 3-Way with Randy Orton would be hot as heck, too.
- My brother attended college with him and they were acquaintances. Said Cena was a presence on campus as he was so tall and big even then. %0D\
Also, my brother says Cena is extremely smart and aced college as it wasn''t any challenge to him.
- Which college, R16?
- Never mind - I found it via Wikipedia. It sounds like a very sports-heavy school...
- His cock is so huge it wouldn''t fit in Speedos. Thus the board shorts.
- I''m a total top but I''d probably let him fuck me. Woof!
- I just want to lick and worship him from head to toe. And he can do anything he wants with me.
- R18, it is. It''s all about athletics there.
- Big dick face? Who the hell came up with ridiculous phrase? Any way there''s a video online somewhere, you find it, where Cena is running around his house in an itty bitty yellow g-string and suprises his father. He jokingly calls it a banana hammock, lets just say a banana would never be covered, it''s tiny.
- really? wrestling? connecticut voters invade datalounge.
- I don''t know or care about his endowment - well, I assume the ''roids left him depleted - but he hosted on TMZ while Levin was in Italy and he was funny and rather smart. And it didn''t all seem like scripting. Plus they tape at 7 in the morning so he had to be half way human.
- I want him and his brother inside me at the same time.
- Here''s the 25x73 poster I bought of Cena.\
Got a lot of use out of it.
- He told a story once about how he fucked a 280 pound woman as a dare from the other guys in the locker room.\
I dunno but he seems like a prick in real life. Like one of those clean cut guys who is as big an asshole as the sleazy looking ones.\
Here is a pic of his wife. She is plain so cue the "he must be gay with a mousy wife" claims.
- Check out this video of Cena accusing Orton of being gay!
- Another hot video of Cena kissing a WWE diva Maria. Nice lips...
- I think his wife is pretty, R30. And he does have BDF.
- Does anyone think he looks somewhat like a steroid-induced Matt Damon?
- Plain, r30?%0D\
Wow, you are gay, aren''t you?
- I think Cena is hot, but he definitely does not have BDF.
- she doesn''t look plain to me, R36
- He''s no Dusty Rhoades
- does Mr. Jennifer Hudson still wrestle?
- [quote]I don''t know or care about his endowment - well, I assume the ''roids left him depleted \
You''re not terribly bright, are you?
- Here''s a true to life story about John Cena.\
Around 2000 I was working at a local tv station. Smackdown was coming to town and Cena was there a week in advance to shoot promotional items. I got to ride in the limo with him the better part of the afternoon.\
He is a consummate professional. All of the takes were "one take wonders" with Cena standing and delivering lines perfectly. He never fouled up the station call letters, the city, the dates, the times, anything. He was perfect in that respect. \
There are two John Cenas, the Smackdown Cena is all you see on TV, the asshole, smart aleck, strutting his stuff.\
The other John Cena is business and very professional.\
He does have a thing about touching his pecker and cannot keep his hands off his dick. \
We would be in the car with him kind of "flicking" his dick, through his pants and saying to me "You like living here? [flick flick]How long have have you been working here"[flick flick]
- I just wiki''ed him. How long has he lived in Tampa? Because my friend swears he''s the guy we saw at the Parliament House Super Bowl weekend 2007. I remember this because I was in Orlando for a wedding.
- [quote]Because my friend swears he''s the guy we saw at the Parliament House Super Bowl weekend 2007\
Is that supposed to mean something to anyone besides you and your friend?
- [quote]Is that supposed to mean something to anyone besides you and your friend?\
Is this your way of asking what is The Parliament House?
- John Cena is a god among men, I just wish he never wore those denim shorts and thugged out look. Anyway, I want him to spank me on a regular basis and force me swallow his precious bodily fluids.
- Saw him in a movie where he played a police detective. He wasn''t handsome. He had a big, bony, sorrowful face and perfomed credibly.%0D\
He made the character seem like a poor kid who grew up wanting to make things right in the world. Not a bad film.
- Found this online. Someone took a pic of Cena sporting a boner during a match. It''s a little blurry, but looks like a beer can. Damn!
- Just pants bunching up. Do you read tea leaves, too?
- [quote]We would be in the car with him kind of "flicking" his dick, through his pants and saying to me "You like living here? [flick flick]How long have have you been working here"[flick flick]\
JEEZ, I wouldn''t have been able to hold myself back!
- Cody Rhodes is breathtakingly gorgeous.
- I don''t think so. Cena is 10x hotter.
- Perhaps he has a big dick but you know at this point his testicles are Raisinettes.
- He''s loosing his looks. The lantern jaw effect is starting to set in from the steroid use.
- John Cena''s massive nipples are far more delectable than the average ones of Cody Rhodes.
- in underwear. You be the judge. Yes it''s him
- I get much hotter over this guy
- looks average length, but very thick. Quadruple time!
- That wasn''t his only time at the P.H.
- He''s sorta hot. \
I really don''t believe in big dick face. Not saying he doesn''t have a big dick, but I''ve seen two many faces matched with too many dicks for face to be indicative of size.
- he likes twinks
- That pic is hilarious
- Oh the possibilities of that picture. Cena pings off the charts for me.
- Here''s some nice almost naked pictures of Randy Orton that was taken by John Cena.
- I can''t be the only one that loves this pic.
- I dunno. He has one of those faces that looks handsome from some angles and fugly from others.
- R66, who''s the bottom in that pic?\
Off topic...a friend of friend was all excited about some internet guy from another state he met who seemed interested in him. He wanted to brag a little so he e-mailed me a picture of this internet love interest. The picture was that one of Randy Orton holding up a towel as he''s coming out of the shower.\
I don''t think the guy (my friend of friend) would blatantly lie. I think the internet love interest was fugly and sent a pic he never expected to be caught lying about.
- He looks like a guy that I used to date once; met him sitting on a curb in my neighborhood when I was walking my dog one night. I thought it was odd to see someone that good looking and well built just hanging out all by himself. Naturally, I invited him home to watch some pron and roast some weenies (Mine). We were fuck buddys for several years until he decided he didn''t want to "Do ''that'' anymore." Haven''t seen him since.
- Nice pics of Randy Orton, R65. Thanks!!
- R 68...the bottom of the pic in R66 is Randy Orton.
- What is John Cena''s shoe size?
- Anyone know how tall he is?
- Am I the only one who finds CM Punk hot in a dirty way?\
Before the baldness.
- R25 - Here is the youtube video where he is running around the house in the "banana hammock" thong.%0D\
I am not sure what you were looking at, but from what I see he fills it out very nicely.
- He''s got smoker''s voice.\
- He should wrestle in the thong instead of the jean shorts.
- He has it all. I have to get one of those posters.
- I really hope somebody has rimmed Cena''s enormous, beautiful ass. He deserves it. Too bad women are fucking prudes.\
R68, The guy probably used Orton''s photos as his own. Not the first time somebody has used fake photos on an internet dating service. Orton is a notorious pussyhound.
- I had someone actually send me a picture of Ken Ryker.
- [quote]He''s got smoker''s voice.\
the voice is the sexiest Part!
- [quote]I really hope somebody has rimmed Cena''s enormous, beautiful ass. He deserves it. \
Coincidentally, "cena" is the Latin word for "meal."
- Judging by the video of him walking around in a thong, he doesn''t seem to be packing much (unlike Orton). Though his ass is ACE.
- Christian Cage and Chris Jericho are also hotties.\
I wish the WWE would stop having wrestlers shave their chests and underarms.
- r72 John is a respectable size 11, I guess you would think a big wrestler would be something like a size 14, but 11 is a good size.
- Bumping just for the hell of it.
- John "big dick" Cena, love him!
- I thought I posted this but I just read through the thread and didn''t see it.%0D\
I met John once at an industry event on a red carpet; we shook hands and I was blown away by how big, strong and warm his hand was; mine''s pretty small and it didn''t hurt when we shook hands, but I could tell there was so much strength in him; he struck me as a gentle giant.%0D\
I found him to be professional and polite.%0D\
- Here''s a photo of John Cena,Zac Efron and David Archuleta together at the Teen Choice awards
- It looks like Zac Efron has his hands on John Cena''s ass.
- that pic makes me think of Queer as Folk''s Emmett recalling the porn flick in which Zack O''Toole raped the two pool boys.
- R83, thank you thank you thank you!%0D
- Cena is an anti-gay neanderthal! \
Most of his "jokes" on wrestling shows consist of homophobic remarks. \
Personally I''d lust after CM Punk. He''s a genuine lefty and is a friends to the gays.
- [quote]Most of his "jokes" on wrestling shows consist of homophobic remarks. \
Ummm Sweetie, you do realize that wrestling is fake and all those performers are characters and scripted. Doncha?
- Agreed R93. CM Punk is fucking hot with his new haircut.
- Clearly John Cena and Randy Orton are fucking.
- does anyone have a full frontal of orton?
- How can anyone look at his face and not see steroids. It''s all I can see. I don''t even notice if he''s good looking. I just notice he''s taking steroids.
- "Ummm Sweetie, you do realize that wrestling is fake and all those performers are characters and scripted. Doncha?"\
Um, Cena could choose to object to the homophobic jokes. He doesn''t. Also, he''s a babyface character who appeals to kids so his words have more sway than some of the other wrestlers.
- He was followed by a TMZ videographer at LAX; you couldn''t see the kid, the camera was on John the whole time, but the kid called out, ''Dude, can you pick me up? I''m only 145 lbs.''%0D\
Being lifted up and carried is so primal; I bet the kid was straight; he just wanted some Cenaffection.%0D\
- the kid asking Cena for the lift is in this clip...
- I love it!
- I''m a top, but I would SO let John Cena fuck me. Hopefully gently.%0D\
Damn, the man makes me melt.%0D
- He seems to have a laid back personality; I find that along with his size and strength to be a very desirable combination.
- Hasn't anyone noticed that he stole his whole wresting persona from Marky Mark? About 10 years after the Marky Mark thing was popular? That whole white rapper thing (which John Cena made it all his) was played out in the early 90s! And what was with those jean shorts he wrestled in? He had no problem wrestling in clingy spandex for years in the early 2000s? Did he suddenly become shy? Or more aware that gay guys were getting off to him? Hmmm???
- He looks like a megabulked Barrett Long.
And we all know how long Barrett is!
- He is beyond fucking sexy.
I want to see him naked. I want his body all over mine.
- In every one of these pictures, including all the ones where somebody says "the one you posted isn't hot, THIS one is hot...", the only things missing are the bolts on the side of John Cena's neck.
- Omg, r19.. When did he do porn? OMG!
- You're not too bright, are you R110?
- Totally gorgeous!
- In that Joe Boxer ad he's just crying out for a blow job..
- I think he's fucking hot. I'm a little put off by his insistence on wearing denim culottes, however.
- hot dude
- John Morrison is much hotter.
- No thanks, John Morrison has long hair like a chick.
- Cena got divorced - pretty quietly too - they were high school sweethearts - rumor is she found him with a guy.
- I love how the pro wrestling industry is a hotbed of homoeroticism, yet the McMahons are so socially conservative.
- r19, sounds like a rumor that is lie.
- [quote]I love how the pro wrestling industry is a hotbed of homoeroticism, yet the McMahons are so socially conservative.
Years ago, there had been rumors that daddy Vince would sexually harass young, up-and-coming wrestlers. Those who protested were automatically kicked out of the WWF.
- Actually, they had a fairly nasty breakup. Cena filed for divorce in May, but she claimed she never saw it coming. She then geared up to challenge their prenup and bashed him in the media, now claiming he'd been cheating on her with Mickie James. By July, though, her attorney announced that they had worked out an amicable split.
I've never heard that rumor before, R119. Maybe she was about to out him and he paid her a bunch of money to go away?
- He turns me on a lot, I've collected lots of his pics, and agree he has big dick face. The first time I downloaded a pic resizer is because I found a Cena pic I loved but it wasn't very big. I'd never even heard of a pic resizer before, but I was immediately on a mission to find one.
- it was him and another wwe guy supossidly, and that dude was quickly let go from the wwe same time Cena split. Yah the Cena thing was messy at start but went away quietly. The story was he was cheating on her with some female WWE star and the wife was making the stink in the media to help cover up the real story. She still loves him I guess or best friends or whatever but the wwe could not have their #1 star get outed so they made him a cheating bastard. Ever see a messy divorce suddenly just go away??
- I would sniff his anus for days...
- r126, that was gross, dude.
- r127 Did you mean to say that was gross when stiffed his anus for days?
- what, r128??
- Top or bottom?
- he is very hot. my type of dude.
- Those wrestling Tumblrs are so hot.
- R127 isn't even gay.
- OP = Lucas Cruikshank
- Not gay, not even remotely. But real comfortable with working with gay guys. He's very secure in his sexuality and doesn't get gay panic.
Worked for a promotions groups and met him a few times. In person, he exudes sex. You almost want to beat off after shaking his hand.
- [quote]Am I the only one who finds him disgustingly, outrageously, ridiculously handsome?
No, OP, you're not the only one. Like you, there are many who feel that he's obnoxiously, hideously, grotesquely handsome.
- I hate that he wears baggy pants and shorts to cover those amazing tree-trunk legs of his...
- R135, yeah, not even remotely gay but very comfortable with a big dick up his ass.
We've got a whole thread of such "not gay" guys hook up ads here...
- cute pic of John
- hottest, cutest, sexiest man in existence, as far as I'm concerned.
- His gigantic bubble butt is the stuff of legend. I loved it when he first started wrestling, because he wore those tight trunks as opposed to the baggy jean shorts he wears these days (although you can still tell he has a big ass in the jean shorts too).
Here's a video of an interview he did with Howard Stern where he gets VERY candid about his sex life (groupies, orgies, anal, etc.)
- If only he'd do a nude spread.
- On his WORD LIFE DVD, he said that when he was in college, he and a buddy used to walk around the dorm hallways wearing nothing but football helmets. I would have been taking pictures left and right.
- Cena butt
- To clarify, he says he does not do anal ("I don't go in the back door.").
- Here is Randy Orton
- Here is Randy Orton's ass.
- Nuf said.
- Rene Dupree has a gigantic ass too. And, he always looked like he was sporting wood when he wrestled.
- This is another photo of Randy's butt.
- And yet another of RO. It's the best butt in wrestling.
- Randy has a good butt, but it's certainly not the best in wrestling. I can prattle off several guys who have better asses (Cena, Shawn Michaels, Rene Dupree, Billy Gunn, Charlie Hass, John Morrison, Mark Jindrak...)
Jindrak's wonderful ass
- No, r152, this is the best there is.
- Like I said, Randy has a good butt, but it's too small. His butt is slightly more muscular than Edge's, but it's just as small. I tend to like meatier butts.
- He doesn't strike me as having a big dick at all.
- Here is in in a thong and afro wig in the WORD LIFE DVD. That's his dad he's with in the pic. Right before this scene it shows him walking away from the camera. His ass is glorious.
- Whoops, sorry, that's not his dad in the pic, but he did get close to his dad like that in that scene. His father was clearly weirded out by it, and John's response was "Come on, dad! You saw me naked the day I was born!"
- Randy's butt is wrestling perfection. There isn't a better butt in the profession, never has been, never will be. His butt isn't too small. It's not too big. It is not just right. It is perfect.
- That's your opinion RandBot at R158. As I said, I prefer a meatier ass, and there are several men in wrestling, which I named, who have better asses than Randy. Shawn Michaels, for instance...
- Ugh! NONE of them!
- Perfect is like gravity: It's a fact, r159. Randy's butt is perfection. That's a fact.
- It's fine, R161, but it's not the best. The end.
- The end indeed.
- All these asses need a cock!
- Yeah, R165, MINE!
- The photo at R156 is originally from CONFIDENTIAL, a weekly show produced by the WWE, which profiled Cena when he first came to the company. He was very young, funny in a goofy way, ran around in g-strings and Afro wigs hugging various people. He seemed very cool, humble and excited to be there. From the very beginning he was a great talker, something rare in new wrestlers. No one will ever be as funny or sexy as Jericho--I was sad to find he's a real bible-thumper.
- Jericho is still hot. I knew he was a Christian, but I don't think he's as deep into it as Shawn Michaels.
- Maybe he's relaxed a bit, but Jericho used to hold bible study classes every day on the road.
- He's hot as hell and I would do him without hesitation.
- I prefer Randy's body, but Cena's still so hot. He must be hot because he still looks hot in a bright pink shirt.
I picture Cena having a fat dick. Not long necessarily but thick ()=)
- Cena does nothing for me, and his recurring homophobic taunts are all that is wrong with pro wrestling (lowest common denominator appeals to NASCAR fans, etc). But that's always how it's been; pro wrestling has never been a progressive industry in almost any capacity.
And Randy Orton barely has an ass. If you like Randy's ass, you're an amateur ass man.
- Cena is my type, reminds me of my bros and dudes I shoot hoops with at the gym. Cocky but cool
- STILL one of the hottest, sexiest guys on the plant.
- Fat ankles and bad shoes. I'll pass.
- He's too cave manny for me
- anything new with our lord of the pecs?
- he's cave manny enough for me
- There are people who knew him from Springfield College in MA who say that he was a real arrogant asshole back then.
- hey, cocky can be very hot, in the right doses.
- Best ass ever in the WWF belongd to Ravishing Rick Rude.
- more pics!
- r181, Rick Rude made me realize my gayness. HOT.
- Joan Lunden is dating John Cena.
- Seriously, R184? That seems perverse.
- [quote]Am I the only one who finds him disgustingly, outrageously, ridiculously handsome?
Those who find him handsome wouldn't be caught writing a silly description like OP.
- I find him hot. I doubt he has a big penis though. You can always look at porn to see a large collection of men and see what they have. John has a naturally athletic body. Guys like that usually don't have big dicks (over 7 inches). It's usually the naturally skinny guys who have big dicks.
- I'll have Steve Austin or Bill Goldberg instead.