That little boy doesn''t realize it right now, but he''s going to grow up to be gay. No male can resist the raw sex that is Ronaldo.%0D\
In 20 years that boy will be typing on Datalouge, "I remember meeting Ronaldo Christiano on a soccer field, and realizing at that moment..."
Ronaldo sure does his sit-ups.
MMmmmmmmmmmm... that means that someone with strong hands got to rub his entire body with bronzing lotions, creams, and or oils.
I really want him. This bothers me.
Call me dim, but I just learned that Ronaldo is 6'' tall! That changes everything. There were photos of him posted here wearing the worst Eurotrash outfit ever -- and he looked 5'' if he looked an inch. Now that I know he''s a big strapping man, I think I love him! Yum.
What r2 said. The Ronaldo hottness made that boy gay right on the spot.
Jebus, he is perfect.
He should always go shritless
he''s not gay.\
His latest girlfriend just spread the news: he fucks like crazy, skypes like crazy, is insatiable, and has a "ridiculously huge" dick. She thought, "Oh my god, it''s so big, let''s just get it over with".\
My pussy stinks!
If you had sex with him, you''d come out looking like you lost a fight with a bottle of Wesson. \
Fit, but way too greasy and full of himself\
He''s going to turn crazy with the secret babies from different frau incubators, just you watch
r11, sorry but gay guy here who would love for Ronaldo to be out and proud.\
So, you''re suggesting this was a paid PR plant?\
Mentioning Paris Hilton, yet nothing to confirm from the fame whore herself?\
There *are* really hot good-looking straight guys who really have no problem with gay people, and gay affection.\
The bf and I have several very good looking straight but metrosexual friends...who all have beautiful girlfriends. And we all get along well.\
When you''re comfortable in your own skin, you make the gay image more positive and you can certainly socialize with anyone anywhere, since we''re all just light and love at the end of the day.\
And people who are comfortable in their own skin don''t get "disgusted" by the gay "agenda."\
I also believe he is good friends with Ricky Martin. And why not let his twitter fans know? What''s to be ashamed about?
I eat old people''s excrement.
Mmmm. Yessiree, r12. That''s. just. the way. I likie it. Uh huh. Gettin the greasy on with the muscle man.
He has been quiet lately
Ronald was always MUCH hotter than Beckham...no comparison really.
That's because he lost the 2011-2012 UEFA Player of the Year award to Andres Iniesta and Lionel Messi is about two or three goals shy of beating Gerd Muller's record for most goals in a calendar year (85). Messi will likely win the Balon d'Or/WPOTY the way it's looking.
Messi is also in the lead for the Pichichi award with 19 goals to Ronaldo's 12 in La Liga. And for a midfielder he's not delivering assists. He doesn't even have enough to get in the top ten.
Real Madrid has practically already lost La Liga. He's already looking to return to England.
He's a power bottom!
He's bronze at a cost. Favorite gossipy story about Ronaldo ever: one of the groundskeepers at Old Trafford and their training grounds reported that one of the Man U. players (whom he declined to identify) had the habit of sunning himself under the grow lights used to keep the turf nice and green during the gloomy Manchester winter.
Couldn't be Scholes. He'd probably spontaneously combust under those lights.
In this age of inflated player wages one would think most professional athletes, much less those playing for Manchester United, would be able to afford a membership to the electric beach. Not the case for one Red Devil, who was found lying underneath the UV grow lights for the Old Trafford pitch. No really.
When asked for his highlight of the year, the groundsman said:
“Finding a player sunbathing on the pitch under the grow lights!”
Would it really surprise anyone to find out that Cristiano Ronaldo had escalated his methods to industrial landscaping equipment in the neverending quest for the perfect tan? Hardly.
But not for my money. For that, there’s only one culprit: Paul Scholes. Quite frightening to think what he’d look like without that tan, really.
Not quite definitive though, so two questions:
i. Any other theories as to the mystery sunbather?
ii. How long til they get cancer? April? May at the latest?
I agree Ronaldo is one of the best looking males on the planet, but I saw him in the locker room in Madrid and he had a nice sized penis, but it was not extraordinary as touted in this thread. What he has, most of us would pay top dollar to orally navigate, but he doesn't possess "the dick of death" about which one might fantasize.
Some people on the internet mentioned that he was
active in Portugal's gay scene before he became a star, also a big Veronica Campbell impersonator there. Can't come out because of fans, sponsors, mother, homophobia on the field and amongst teammates, etc.
No out gay footballers in near future.
Seriously, when even people who eat other men's sperm on video say they're straight, we shouldn't expect much from a little less obvious gay people.
The conservative ticket buying fans and lucrative family friendly endorsements keep pro sport celebrities in the closet and the team owners and managers enforce that status quo.
The only way gay people can get something out of it is by sneering at the stupid (homophobic) masses for worshipping a guy who really likes to suck cock and/or gets fucked by cock behind closed doors.
He's "bronze" because fucking Spanish!
As prominent as Ronaldo is, if he were gay or bisexual, his former partner(s) would have come forward by now. Fantasies are not reality.
Not if he chooses partners who are as compromised as he is.
R27 sounds dull.
R28 eats Barbara Bush's excrement
meh. Wouldn't throw him a second glance if we passed on the street. He could show up at my door naked, and I'd probably just yawn in his face. Next...
No body fat on Ronaldo, who is also in much better shape than David Beckham--who is touted as having such a great body but really doesn't.
Plus, Ronaldo hasn't ruined and permanently defaced his body with hideous tattoos as Beckham has.
Fernanda Torres could pass for Christiano's girlfriend
He is a skanky whore, darlin.
[quote]Ronaldo hasn't ruined and permanently defaced his body with hideous tattoos as Beckham has.
Beckham - hideous tatts, meh body, Donald Duck voice, fugly wife. Nice that he's leaving the U.S. and going back to U.K. It would be even better if he would take Piers Morgan with him.
Beckham has been the most overrated star in the history of sports. Ronaldo may be the most famous star in football today, but he, along with rival Leonel Messi, are also considered the best PLAYERS in the world. Sort of like Michael Jordan vs Magic Johnson. He's not famous because of his looks.
He is ok looking. Not as hot as the hype.
Good looking guy.
He was brassy blond for awhile - looks much better with his natural color hair.
Ronaldo announced that he had become a father on 3 July 2010. His official Facebook and Twitter pages reference the birth of his son and request privacy. The child, named Cristiano is in full custody of Ronaldo.
Ronaldo has previously dated English models Alice Goodwin and Gemma Atkinson, and since the start of 2010, he has been dating Russian model Irina Shayk.
R71 Why did you bump this thread to post "news" that is 3 1/2 years old?