A tank-top-clad Zac Efron sexes up the September 2010 cover of Details Magazine, on stands this week. The 22-year-old actor is faithful to his girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens but some of his friends wonder why.%0D\
Zac shared, %C3%A2%C2%80%C2%9CBathe in pussy? Yeah, I think a lot of guys would enjoy that. Believe me. I rack my brain thinking, %C3%A2%C2%80%C2%98Why am I not out there playing the field?%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%99 One of my buddies was like, %C3%A2%C2%80%C2%98You have no idea what%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%99s going on. You%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%99re peaking on ecstasy and watching TV.%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%99 But that%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%99s not in my heart.%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%9D%0D\
Last week, Zac confirmed that he visited a strip club %C3%A2%C2%80%C2%94 and Vanessa approved!
He''s trying too hard to seem ''manly.'' I don''t think anybody buys it.
Also, can anyone explain why he and Nikki Blonsky hang out often? Name one other straight, A-list actor whose bff is a 350 lb woman.
I can''t even picture him saying the word pussy, much less talking about bathing in it. I don''t know which is worse, this quote, or Pattinson telling Details that he hates vagina.
His handlers are getting desperate.
Bathing in pussy?!!\
How vile and desperate. I can''t even imagine him saying that word. Everyone knows he''s gay. Sad.
[quote]Also, can anyone explain why he and Nikki Blonsky hang out often? Name one other straight, A-list actor whose bff is a 350 lb woman.\
Maybe not anymore, since she implied his relationship with Vanessa Hudgens would not last on Wendy Williams last week.
Show me one other straight 22-year old guy who''s rich, famous and considered good-looking who has been with the same woman for five years. It just doesn''t happen.
Doesn''t one bath is pussy juice, rather than pussy?
Even if he were straight, I think it''s a vile way to talk.
I too was surprised to find out that Nikki is one of his best friends. I honestly didnt believe he was gay until this. There are plenty of young guys who have a steady girlfriend and get lots of pussy on the side. He must be GOOD friends with Nikki for her to playfully put Vanessa in the shade like that.
He''s trying to appropriate how he THINKS a straight man would talk and failing miserably.
[quote] Even if he were straight, I think it''s a vile way to talk.\
It''s hardly worse than Prince Charles saying he would like to be Camilla''s tampon.
He is stupid.
Brah, I LOVES me some pussy. I like to LICK pussy, I like to EAT pussy, I like to WRAP MYSELF in pussy like its a great big pink blanket. Pussy, brah. PUSSY.
Hey! I love me some pussy too!\
I banged at least 20 chicks in High School.
Matt Dallas, Howard Stern Show, 8-21-06
Pffft. Who said gay men were different than straight men?
You are all so lovely!
Before the interview he was probably coached by a self-hating gay publicist on how to project a straight image.
What''s the big deal? Just because I like to give my cat a bath?
[quote] Brah, I LOVES me some pussy. I like to LICK pussy, I like to EAT pussy, I like to WRAP MYSELF in pussy like its a great big pink blanket. Pussy, brah. PUSSY.%0D\
Watch out for the hairballs, ''cause we all know that''s the only pussy you licked.
This kid pings from outer space.
Second hand embarrassment. That quote is going to get picked up and contrary to what his handlers think, it makes him look like an idiot. And bad timing too. That stupid St. Cloud movie already flopped.
I saw Zac in another interview. He says "dude" often.
It''s painful to listen to someone who''s sexuality is so manufactured. %0D\
It''s like saying I love bananas because they are yellow and fun to hold.%0D\
So his plan is to stay with Vanessa, but not get married until he is 30? OK. That makes complete sense.
Ugh, I''m a lesbian and the THOUGHT of bathing in p juice makes me violently ill. Some things just don''t need to be talked about.
p juice? LOL
Ok, let me break it down for you queens. Disney execs knew they struck gold when they cast Zac in High School Musical. He''s like a human Ken doll, complete with missing penis. Unfortunately, he''s as gay as a goose so they promised to make Vanessa a star as long as she goes along with the ruse. Now that HSM is over, Zac wants to be seen as a straight, leading man. How better to do that than being seen in strip clubs and acting like a frat boy during interviews. He''s ready to cut Vanessa loose and what better way to do it than getting his fag-hag, Nikki Blonski, to go on national tv to announce the relationship is over.%0D\
Look for Joe Jonas to pull the same move after his next birthday. Mmkay, bitches?
There''s more bearding in the Disney machine than I can keep track of.
it''s very uncool to be a gay man by the youngsters today, trust and believe that. Gay men hate using the word gay, go on craig''s list, gay.com and manhunt if you don''t believe me
Even we''re laughing !!!
Adam & Clay
Sporting a mustache and blue nail polish at the Teen Choice Awards.
There''s nothing better than sucking on a thick, throbbing, 9 inch, uncut, precum leaking co...I mean, pussy.
They are trying to turn Zac into "Vinnie Chase!"
wasnt there a blind item about his being Will Smith''s "boi"?
Here is what I have read on my homepage.
Zac Efron's Leather Daddy Date with Tom Cruise and Other Gay-Seeming Things
By Defamer, Gawker%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%99s Cloume From Hollywood.
In a new article, Zac Efron moans "best%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A6 orgasm%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A6 ever!" with his pants unzipped in a public restroom, and Tom Cruise takes him for a pleasure ride on his motorcycle. Conclusion: "Nothing about Efron merits even flipping on the gaydar."
Coming from gay-straight laddie mag Details, that gaydar quip almost reads as a punchline. Without further ado, the five gayest moments from "The Agony of Zac Efron," select bold-faced emphasis mine:
"You ride motorcycles?" [Tom] Cruise asked him. Alas, he didn't. "You wanna learn how?" Cruise invited him out to his house, taught him how a motorcycle engine works, showed him the hangar with his dozens of pristine bikes-including the Triumphs he rode in the Mission: Impossible movies. Efron was allowed to ride a pedigree-less dirt bike.
"Oh%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A6my%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A6God," Efron says with a gasp. "It's like the best%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A6orgasm%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A6ever! And I just keep coming!" Efron and I are in the Soho House bathroom after a pee, and he's lingering at the sink, letting the water pour over his diseased wrists.
Context: Efron had a raging poison oak rashwhile Details writer Andrew Goldman was following him around. (A "crust resembling swollen cornflakes" had overtaken his body.) But it's so much more fun when you don't know that, right? Like so:
Coaxing commences; negotiations occur. "Okay, I'll show you my back, but the front's pretty gross, man," he says, then lifts his shirt.
When he got up to head to the john, I noticed that his pants were fully unbuttoned and unzipped. "I'm just airing it out," he'd said. "It just itches too much."
Here in the bathroom, the topic of other bathrooms comes up, specifically the Japanese one at the famous Los Angeles sushi place Matsuhisa, which has a bidet-like contraption that will essentially shampoo your anus. "Yeah, Vanessa [Hudgens, Efron's purported girlfriend] has one of those," he says.
It doesn't even matter which gender this man prefers for sex. Once you admit to shampooing your anus in a men's magazine featuring a photograph of you in a tight tank top on its cover, you are%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%94for all intents and purposes%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%94gay.
That's just the way it works, Zac. [Details, image via Details.com]
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I do not understand r42''s post at all. Is it meant to be a joke?
Hi R43, that is what was listed on my home page I receive gossip on the Defamer and its weird. I think the author of this gossip info said why would details mag author put that in the magazine? I don''t know if this is sarcasm or what? But if it is true, it sure weird.
Lots of head scratching going on about why a young, hot guy would stay with the same woman. %0D\
More curious to me is why a young, hot, rich and famous WOMAN would want to beard for 5 years. What could motivate Vanessa to watch the clock tick away her fleeting youth while she plays "girlfriend" to madam Zac? You would think SHE''D want a legit bf and sex life of her own?
From what I''ve seen of Zac in interviews, he seems about as intelligent as a box of rocks.
wow, r38, great link. that was so awkward and painful to watch. Zac''s eyelashes are so doe-like and feminine. Hilarious how he squirms and bristles when the host asks him to kiss Nikki, and then afterward he wipes his mouth none too discreetly on his sleeve. \
r45, I think previous posters had it right when they said Disney has her in a contract to be Zacs'' beard. maybe they threatened to lock her up in Disney jail and throw away the key if she refused (that''d be a great movie plot).
Interesting that they call Hudgens his "purported" girlfriend. Sounds like the writer doesn''t buy it either.
r45, you make it sound like Vanessa has another reason to be famous. She''s a Disney product. She does what they say.
More curious to me is why a young, hot, rich and famous WOMAN would want to beard for 5 years. What could motivate Vanessa to watch the clock tick away her fleeting youth while she plays "girlfriend" to madam Zac? You would think SHE''D want a legit bf and sex life of her own?\
He''s the bigger star. She wouldn''t get half as much press if she wasn''t attached to him. It theoretically benefits her, although her movies have done even worse then his at the box office. And who knows what she''s got on the side.
I agree that "bathing in pussy" sounds fake. No straight guy would say that. "\
More ass than a toilet seat. \
Smothered in poontang.
Why be so unneedingly course with the audience he has (many young girls)? Doesn''t he worry about what his girlfriend is going to say about him "thinking" about why he doesn''t play the field. That was pretty insensitive, she''s nothing to sneeze at either.
"There are plenty of young guys who have a steady girlfriend and get lots of pussy on the side."\
Isn''t that cheating?
"What could motivate Vanessa to watch the clock tick away her fleeting youth while she plays "girlfriend" to madam Zac?"%0D\
Same reason Rachel Bilson bearded with Hayden. Money and hopefully greater publicity. Of course this didn''t work out so well for Rachel and Hayden and the contract was terminated. I would imagine a few more flops and Zac and Vanessa might go the same way.
Will Smith''s boi?
Zac is dreamy
Zac should just say, "I will pay hole rent to no woman!"
That oughta clear things up with the press once and for all.
"I could be bathing in pussy If I wanted to!"
hE HAS A SEVEN INCH PENIS
His scat fetish will be his ruin.
I could be bathing in pussy if I wanted to!
Seven inches is pretty big for a white guy
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