Taylor Lautner

Gay?

• He probably isn''t sure yet.

• Taylor bearded with Taylor Swift, but doesn''t know what that means?

• Water: wet?

• Op. Get a life.

• Taylor Lautner\ \ Gay.

• "Ping" doesn''t begin to describe him.

• In a word? YES.

  Kristen Stewart

• Who cares, not my demographic.

• Taylor who?

  Taylor Hicks and Taylor Dayne

• Seriously, who cares. Within three years he''s going to be all but forgotten. He''s an "actor" whose main claim to fame is having an unexpectedly sexy torso for someone his age. What kind of future does that promise?

• [quote]"Ping" doesn''t begin to describe him.%0D\ %0D\ More like "clang". Or "gong".

• Only Taylors we know are in Mayberry.

  Andy, Aunt Bea and Opie Taylor

• he will lose his looks as he ages

  Sylvia B

• He doesn''t have any looks now. He''s a complete butter face.\ \ And yes, very very gay.

• Watch this clip and decide for yourself:

  http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1587744/20080520/story.jhtml

• Watch THIS clip and know for certain:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqUf_dB6a0k&feature=channel

• Awright, awright, r10. Why ya gotta be hatin''?

  McBongo

• Honestly, the only thing those clips tell me is that he''s still very young. I don''t get pinging. Maybe my gaydar is broken.

• Taylor pings so loud that submarines in the mid-Atlantic pick it up on their sonar.

• What?

  http://www.comedycentral.com/tosh.0/files/2010/08/Screen-shot-2010-08-05-at-6.33.52-PM.png

• It''s kind of hilarious how obviously gay the Twilight stars are. I guess teen girls and bored housewives have no gaydar at all.

• Gayer than Macy''s on Super Bowl Sunday.

  Because, let''s face it - Ikea is for trailer trash fags.

• R20, my niece told me yesterday that he was on SNL recently and had a skit where he cross dressed. Maybe the pic is from that?

• That picture looks obviously photoshopped.

• I hate the word "ping." It's homophobic? Or something? "Ping": Somebody who "seems gay" makes a tiny little titivating sound, just exactly the kind of sound that goes with lisping, and mincing, and swishing. Now, look: I totally approve of lisping and mincing and swishing! But: It does seem to me that "ping" is used with the following intent: To drag somebody down to our level. If he "pings," then he's a girly girl like me. Right? And there is the misogynistic root of all homophobia: It is based on the conviction that women are less-than. On the fear of being seen as a woman. On contempt for women. Our culture has contempt for women, and therefore, it has contempt for men who act like women, and contempt for women who have the audacity to try to be men. (That's the homophobic charge against lesbians.) Oh, it's all more complicated than I'm saying. I just find DL to be such an upsettlingly 1960s era homo-space. You all sound like you just hate hate hate yourselves, and everyone else, for being gay. You do sound like that.

• [quote]Gay?\ \ Pigface.

• Pinging isn''t homophobic or misogynistic. It''s the imagined sound gaydar makes when aimed at a gay man or lesbian. Just as radar and various other actual electronic gadgets like the modem enabling you to read this are said to ping. Take a fucking Xanax.

• Yeah, so, when I see somebody I think is gay, I hear the sound of the studio audience member on I LOVE LUCY who was there for almost every episode and who said, "Uh oh" really loudly right before Lucy got tangled up in one of her wacky hijinks.

• The new Tom Cruise.

  Tom Cruise

• This video absolutely confirms it:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOAgzcyBM-w

• "My favorite moment is when Edward has to SUCK the venom OUT of her, and he CAN''T STOP because he''s LOVING IT SO MUCH."

• Anyone who doesn''t think he is gay need their eyes ckecked

• [quote]Anyone who doesn''t think he is gay need their eyes ckecked\ \ And anyone who doesn''t want to gleefully buttfuck him isn''t really gay.

  OOPS. Thought I was posting to a Justin Biebler thread. My bad.

• [quote]Anyone who doesn''t think he is gay need their eyes checked\ \ And their hearing.

• R18..."maybe"???

• Good one R30:\ \ "My favorite sssssss-scene...?"

• Someone should gleefully nosefuck him so he''s forced to do something about it.

• Whether he''s gay or not, he can''t blow you. Without nostrils, he''ll suffocate.

• He personifies every Hollywood illusion: gay but pretends to be straight (see Taylor Swift); short but pretends to be taller (lifts and big heels on shoes); muscled but used steroids to get them. He even has the creepy controlling stage parent playing diva behind the scenes. All that''s left is the drugged out crash and burn in about three years.%0D\ %0D

• I''ve seen straight hot young self-centered guys act like this. I''d give him 50-50 gay.%0D\ %0D\ He actually is pretty appealing - nice personality, well-spoken. Can we see his dick?

• Holy fuckballs, R30!\ \ He makes Jack McFarland look like Butchy McButchbag.\ \ I still think he''s adorable.

• Pope.\ \ Catholic?

• Lautner and Stewart are gay. And most likely Pattinson, but the jury is still out on him.

• R30, I simply cannot comprehend how in that clip at least ten purses fell out of his mouth in under a minute, and not only that, but also: at least one caftan, two pairs of earrings, a turban, a three-dollar bill, a VALLEY OF THE DOLLS DVD and both JUDY AT THE PALACE and LIZA AT CARNEGIE HALL - in addition to an 8" x 10" laminated and framed portrait of Marilyn Monroe.\ \ Imagine what ELSE you could fit in that mouth!

  Her Royal Highness

• R25, calling a woman "mannish" is also considered an insult; is that "misangyst" or whatever that invented word is people use on DL?

• LOL at [R44]!

• OK, R18 here. After watching the clip at R30, I see what you all are saying. He makes Wayland Flowers and Madame look butch.

  R18

• [quote]Someone should gleefully nosefuck him so he''s forced to do something about it.\ \ His nose is wide and piggy looking but it''s also pretty short. I don''t think he could do anything to it without it looking very fake.

• When he was on Tyra or SNL, I don''t remember him pinging as he did on those clips..but then he hardly spoke. I bet his people forced him to tone it down.

• mmmmhmmmmm

• He''ll make over $50 million from the Twilight films.\ \ He''s 18.\ \ You could bounce quarters off his abs.\ \ He might be gay.\ \ Of course we hate him.

• It''s smart of him (or his agents) to get him a good deal and cash in, because it''s not like his career will be a long one.

• Lautner yes, Pattinson no.

  http://www.examiner.com/entertainment-in-national/will-robert-pattinson-and-taylor-lautner-finally-join-twitter

• What is UP with you self-loathing homophobes?\ \ Please don''t try to deny that contempt for "girly men" is all over this threat.\ \ And please don''t try to deny that you are so narrow-minded as to assume that "gayness" is inevitably and invariably signalled by a series of gestures and a tone of voice that you condemn as gay.\ \ Yes, "condemn."\ \ You hate yourselves.\ \ Seek therapy.

• Pattinson goes everywhere with his male "best friend". \ \ Lautner is obviously gay too. What''s interesting is all 3 Twilight leads are most likely gay.

• I did mean "thread" and not "threat." Yikes.

• R56, maybe some therapy would help.

• How come nobody here has posted the REALLY gay videos of Taylor?

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzW0qNrlR9w

• And this one:

  http://www.hulu.com/watch/114945/saturday-night-live-lab-partners

• I don''t think anybody is under the illusion Taylor is straight except stupid teenage fangirls and their Twilight Moms.

• You've gotta hand it to Taylor Lautner. The guy's been relatively hush-hush ever since the premiere of Eclipse back in June, and quite frankly, we were beginning to wonder if we'd hear from him again amid all this Robsten love-nest chaos. Well, the next big Taylor Lautner story is here, and it's pretty unexpected...wait, on second thought, maybe it's been a long time coming? The story is this: Pretty boy Tay-tay (whom you all seem to think we dislike%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%94so not true) ordered a $300,000 personal trailer to use while shooting his new flick Abduction with Sigourney Weaver and Alfred Molina (sounds tr%C3%83%C2%A8s professional). Apparently the trailer wasn't "tricked out" or delivered on time%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%94it was expected back in June, according to legal documents. What's the matter, T, planning on some supersecret rendezvous that won't be able to happen in time? Taylor is claiming "emotional distress" and "annoyance" over the loss of his trailer...and we're claiming the same about his claims. Get it? We think this is so typically Taylor, to keep something bottled up like this and then just release it on the world and his adoring fans. The kid is 18 and he's complaining that he didn't get his RV? How different is this from those boy-crazy teens complaining about their BMWs on the dearly departed MTV show My Super Sweet Sixteen? Not much. Tay, take a step back and look at what you're doing. Emotional distress? You know Robert Pattinson would never do something like this%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%94the dude got hit by a freakin' taxi and smiled about it! The fact that Taylor's filed the lawsuit means we're going to see a lot of annoying legal jargon headlining across Taylor's pretty face.

  http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/the_awful_truth/b196745_no_fancy_trailer_rockin_taylor.html

• Wow, are these two an item? I had my suspicion before..

  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2283391/Taylor-Lautner-Patrick-Schwarzenegger-spotted-pre-Oscar-party-Brentwood-Friday.html

• Patty looks terrified in those pics! Is you in danger, gurl?

• R62, that's a hot couple right there.

• I approve this merger! I want more pics!

• mmmmm

• He's NOT gay. STOP writing that!

• I don't usually jump on this bandwagon. But if he's not gay, I seriously need to reevaluate my life.

• If he ain't gay, well then he shore got a real purty mouth... Real purty.

  I%20ain%27t%20picky%2C%20however%20Tay%20can%20git%20me%20off%20is%20all%20good