- Damn, I would love to get Archie naked, spread those huge thighs and bubble butt apart, and shove my face between his legs.%0D\
I would eat that boy''s ass until he begged me to stop.%0D\
- He''s gay, right?
- The link is for R2.\
I never thought I''d find myself saying this, OP, but... hot.
- I think his attire is innappropriately casual for any kind of stage performance.
- Here, he is not too casual.
- Does his father still hover around him at all times?
- [quote]He''s gay, right?\
He may be innately homosexual, but he''s had such a repressive and religious upbringing that I would strongly doubt that he''s ever acknowledged that to himself.
- [quote]he''s had such a repressive and religious upbringing that I would strongly doubt that he''s ever acknowledged that to himself.%0D\
I don''t think that''s the problem. I think he''s afraid of his father. He''ll stay in the closet until he escapes the clutches of that overbearing stage parent. That may be the twelfth of Never.
- more disturbing, he seems totally dickless. Not even a golf pencil.
- He''ll really chunk out in a few years.
- He''s still very upset that he lost out on playing Godric on "True Blood."
- R11 is right, that boy is going to be pear-shaped by 25.
- Looks like he got a small dick, no thanks
- It''s kind of funny, but I like a small dick on a HWT man with a big ass.
- what r1 said. The dick doesnt matter while youre eating his ass!
- R15 me too. The small dick is even more of an attraction, because they somehow are more grateful for the wild attention their fat asses bring (at least in my experience :).
- He doesn''t have a big butt or big thighs. Damn, what the hell is wrong with you people?
- Why do pushy bottoms like R14 even bother posting on a thread like this?
- I have a friend with that exact build who, at age 40, has the most incredible ass and thick manly legs I think I''ve ever seen. It''s a bit of a running joke amongst all of his friends.\
He also keeps very fit, though.
- R18, his thighs are huge and very thick.
- When did baby fat become an object of desire?
- I''m sorry, but\
ad infinitum does nothing for me.
- R3''s link is fun. How nice to hear him belt and not be all breathy when he sings.\
Of course, singing a song that''s practically the anthem of the gay community doesn''t say much for his heterosexual bonafides. Then again, it was probably chosen by his oppressive father, so maybe there''s more to this story than we''ve suspected.
- That is my absolute favorite lower-body build. Like what r20 describes.
- R18 In every shot his pants are absolutely painted to his pear shaped ass and thighs. There is no breathing room.
- "I have a friend with that exact build who, at age 40, has the most incredible ass and thick manly legs I think I''ve ever seen. It''s a bit of a running joke amongst all of his friends."\
Why is that a joke? Isn''t it a good thing?
- You people are ridiculous. He''s a young, fairly attractive guy in jeans...BFD...who just happens to have achieved a whole hell of a lot more than most 17-year olds.
- "When did baby fat become an object of desire?"%0D\
What baby fat? First of all, he is thin. I''m not sure why you all think he''s chunky and has a big ass. Second of all, only kids have "baby fat." He''s not a little kid.%0D\
- [quote] I''m sorry, but FMF Image FMF Image FMF Image FMF Image ad infinitum does nothing for me.%0D\
And a person who doesn''t have the brains to right click on "FMF Image" to "show picture" does nothing for anyone with a modicum of intelligence, r23.%0D
- David knows he has a nice juicy butt, that is why he wears tight pants. And he can do handstands!
David Archuleta butt troll
- David Archuleta is NOT 17. He''s 20 years old, born in 1990. Fucktard.%0D\
For those of you focused on his thick thighs and bubble butt, get a load of his ample nipples which are displayed prominently on his album cover.%0D\
Yet another sex spot on Archie that is begging to be worked over!!
- If you scroll down to the bottom of the linked page, you can see the stills from his Guitar Hero ad which show his legs quite nicely. He''s not fat.
- No matter how good this kid may look in a photo, I always figure his father is seated about 15 feet away and that ruins the image.
- He is neither sexy nor does he have big thighs and a big butt.\
He looks like a homely, ordinary midget who is going to sing girly showtunes for Rosie O''Donnell.
- R32. Archuleta was 17 when he was on AI. So bite me. Fucktard.
- No experience, my ass!
- Who is this dude? Is he the one that was best friends with that gay guy, Adam? Did he win?
- David is not 17. He is 19, and will be 20 in a few months.
- David removed his father from his management team 6 months ago. He is calling all the shots with regards to his career. I''m not sure if his father moved out of their home since his parents are now separated.
- "I''m not sure if his father moved out of their home since his parents are now separated."\
Interesting. Were his parents fundies?
- David''s daddy is kind of cute. I wonder if he ever touched little Davie "inappropriately?"
- You think his dad is cute?
- Actually R43, the whole family''s cute. The mother is a hot looking latina. David seems to favor his mother''s looks more than his dad''s.
- David is the only one I want sexually in that family.
- David''s got a little meat on his bones. I like that.
- I hope he shows his naked ass at some point.
- [quote] I hope he shows his naked ass at some point.%0D\
Not unless one of his boyfriends takes a photo of his ass being eaten during sex, ala Clay Aiken''s nude photos.
- There are nude photos of Clay Aiken? I don''t remember that.\
I know about the Lance Dustin Black nude photos though.
- [quote] There are nude photos of Clay Aiken? I don''t remember that.%0D\
Yes. Clay sent some photos via email to a guy that he wanted to trick with, and the guy outed him.%0D\
I don''t think the photos are out there anymore, but I did get a glimpse of them many years ago. I don''t even remember if it was a cock shot or an ass shot, but Clay even admitted that he was the one in the photos.
- [quote]David removed his father from his management team 6 months ago. He is calling all the shots with regards to his career. %0D\
Does that mean his father no longer sits down in front nor waits in the wings at every performance? Is his name simply off the paperwork on his "management team" or is he really out of the picture? It''s said that his father was a constant irritation at every Archuleta appearance.
- Good for him if he got rid of that desperate stage dad of his. He was ruining his career. Dad also got caught (arrested??) with a hooker, I believe. I LOVE when shit like that happens to asshole, hypocrite fundies.
- Correct R52. It certainly was welcome though; by all accounts the father was a major asshole.
- Remember David was in a gay bar a few months ago, and he downplayed it by saying he didn''t know he was in one?
- "He doesn''t have a big butt or big thighs. Damn, what the hell is wrong with you people?"\
"He is neither sexy nor does he have big thighs and a big butt."\
R18 and R35, name some examples of singer or other celebs who do have big butts and thighs.
- [quote]name some examples of singer or other celebs who do have big butts and thighs.%0D\
There''s Aretha Franklin. Last November she was walking across Times Square and people thought she was a float from the Macy''s Parade.
- I think it would be kind of cool to see a video of him bound and forced to endure a couple of hours hooked up to a fuck machine with an impossibly huge dildo thrusting into his Honduran hiney.
- R55 - have you checked Ruben Studdard lately?
- Patrick Wilson has a big butt.
- David Archuleta''s thighs are disproportionatly extra large and thick for the rest of his body.%0D\
As are the thighs of Joe Jonas and Kevin Jonas.
- And they are also loved and adored, r61.
- "David Archuleta''s thighs are disproportionatly extra large and thick for the rest of his body."\
Did he develop them, or is it just genetics?
- Genetics. Dad is pear shaped too. David''s healthy thighs need a good smacking!
- [quote] I think it would be kind of cool to see a video of him bound and forced to endure a couple of hours hooked up to a fuck machine with an impossibly huge dildo thrusting into his Honduran hiney.%0D\
I can just imagine the crying and whimpering that would go on with Archie being buttfucked. At first he would beg and plead to stop fucking his ass, then he would get with the rhythm and start bucking his bubble butt up against the machine, working himself up to a "oh yeah! yeah! fuck me harder! fuck that big butt, oh yeah!! i love that big dick! give it to me!!"%0D\
That''s too good a butt to go to waste.
- When is a shirtless pic coming?\
The nips look quite promising.
- R65 Okay, that''s totally hot.
- David Archuleta needs an older man to teach him a thing or two about the homosex.
- [quote]David Archuleta needs an older man to teach him a thing or two about the homosex.%0D\
I see Kevin Spacey is posting again.
- David Archuleta''s latest music video of his single "Something Bout Love". He is growing nicely and thinner.
- My god, he''s beautiful. So, so beautiful.
- That new song is actually really good......I can''t believe I like it. It sounds like it could become a big gay club anthem.
Wow, he''s starting to look older than 12. About time.\
Kinda sad that his UK equivalent, Joe McEldery can come out, but he probably won''t until he''s much older.
- David is credited with the lyrics of this song. Also, he co authored most of the songs in his sophomoric CD coming up on Oct 4. David is extremely talented and beautiful!
- R74, please learn the difference between the words "sophomore" and "sophomoric."
- Well do R75 thanks.
- *Will* sorry not so easy for me, English is my third language. Still, not an excuse.
- well do to you too r76
- It looks like he is getting too old to be an object of desire. Also, he needs to get his hairline lowered and do something about that nose.
- R77 Twenty is too "old" for you? Oh, my.
Did you mean to post of the Luke Wilson thread?
- If he''s really free from his father, I wish him lots of success and happiness.
- [quote]David seems to favor his mother''s looks more than his dad''s.%0D\
That''s a very good thing. %0D
- The official David''s sophomore album cover releasing on Oct 5.
- Seems like it is photoshopped to make him look much taller and more slender
- In OP''s original link, why in the hell is Syesha Mercado wearing a Harley bandanna and riding a motorcycle?
- How does David''s big butt compare to those of Anthony Recker and Matt Damon?
- It''s a lot nicer than Damon''s, R87. I would like to touch David''s butt. I do not want to touch Damon''s butt.
- "I do not want to touch Damon''s butt."\
- [quote]Seems like it is photoshopped to make him look much taller and more slender%0D\
Maybe he went on a diet to loose the babyfat. %0D\
Because he has the same ass as my mom.
- wow they photoshopped the hell out of him.
- Not sure they did, he''s looking less puppy fattish in his music video as well.\
It''s such a cliche ''80s/''90s smooth jazz cover and the font is shit, but at least he doesn''t look like a child.
- R90, Damon''s butt is big and gross. It''s just a big blob of blubber. It''s not a nice, round bubblebutt like David''s.
- "Because he has the same ass as my mom."\
Ewww! Mom butt is not a pretty picture.
- I think we have a gay power couple in the making...
God, "power couple" is such a lame expression.
- DA on Star Search. WHET to Arsenio Hall
- Who is that with David?
The country singer from this year''s American Idol. Aaron? Andrew?
- R99, That is Aaron Kelly from last season of American Idol.
- Who has the better ass, David or Joe Jonas?
- Maybe a tie on who has a better ass but David is miles and miles ahead in vocal (singing) talent.
- David''s ass hasn''t been licked yet; Joe''s has.
- David''s ass has probably been licked more. It''s always the quiet ones!
- David looking great.
- i think he's still a virgin
- You think these two have fucked?
- What about these two? Think they fucked each other?
- Who's top and who's bottom?
- WTF the picture didn't load
- and this one too
- Can somebody post a publicly available pic of the big thighs! I don't want to have to register for some stupid forum.
- [R97] Nah this is better
- R114 who is the other man? Why are people suddenly interested in this twink again? Isn't he off on a Mormon mission? Maybe he's met another closeted Mormon guy to share his life with.
- He's coming back on April [R115] and that other guy is Taylor Lautner
- R116 thank you for the info, I hope we start hearing some stories about him having a secret boyfriend soon
- Countdown here!
- Meh! The link was screwed up! Anyway it's 64 days 14 hours 38 minutes before his return!!!
- Wow I'm excited for his comeback!
- I'll pass on David. I don't approve of practioners of the Mormon faith. It's defies logic.
- [R114] Wow one of them has to make a move!
- wow 63 more days!
- At least he's not bearding!
- waaaaa i miss him
- he got a little bit fat
- He should star in a musical TV series
- [quote]I'll pass on David. I don't approve of practioners of the Mormon faith. It's defies logic.
Seriously? I'm sure you don't "pass" on a lot of people who believe equally illogical stuff. That is: Christians, Jews, Muslims, et. al.
- He makes sex face a lot
- Is Archie back from his Chilean mission yet?
- He'll be back on April 1
- Saw this one on justusboys lol two closeted backstage... skip to 2:22
- he's really cute
- It's really funny how fan girls deny that he's gayyyyy...
- wow 42 more days before his comeback
- R132 Wow David wanted the d
- [R136] The what?
- his fanfraus are a kick. The same mind think as Clay Aikens obsessed fraus. Cause you know up until aiken finally admitted he was gay he was obviously eating more pussy then Martina Navratilova.
You could use puppets to illustrate how obvious Archie's gayness is but until he announces it, They aren't going to buy it. The funniest image is him in bed with a woman just laying there giggling like a little girl asking her what happened to her thingy? Where did it go?
- R136 do you mean Taylor's dick?
- Are there any actual recent pics of David? The links here are all old and I'd like to see if he's a man now
- Never trust a big butt and a smile.
- R140 here... he hasn't changed that much
- seems like there's no chance for us seeing him naked unless you're his BF
- R142 are you blind, David looks like he aged 15 years in that clip!
- R144 He still looks younger than twenty... and not to mention fagggg
- Bald in less than 10 years
- He looks older only because of his haircut... anyway I wonder what he's gonna do first thing when he comes back
- He's still adorable but I hope he stops with that horrible haircut. Btw thanks for linking that video. I'd never heard of Rebecca Lopez but I love her already. She has that unusual combination of a simple yet beautiful singing voice and the ability to convey honest emotion similar to Amy Grant.
- Another recent video... i agree. his haircut was horrible
- another recent pic from twitter
- R150 nice bulge in that one.
The haircut is probably a Mormon mission thing? Looks like he still has the same hairline so I disagree with the bald assessment upthread. He'll be cute as soon as he grows it back. Do gay Mormons get it on with each other during these missions?
- In R150's photo, he looks chunky. Really chunky.
- R151 Maybe not :(
Hmmm they aren't allowed to touch a woman when on mission right...?
- How many years until "Book of Mormon" is desperate enough to stunt-cast him? And will he be too old by then?
- R152 he's not really that fat... it's his haircut making him look fat... look at his wrist
- R154 he actually starred in a miniseries
- Watch the concert - they're all genetically gifted.
- He's very cute in that video R157
- I really don't like his hair. It makes him look old.
- he's 23 now but looks like 16
- R150 wow nice bulge lol
- Is he still virgin?
- I'm a little excited about his return
- does he know how to fuck?
- he still has the same baby face
- when will he start bearding???
- I hope that big butt takes it bareback. I bet it feels like silk inside. Yum!
- I love that song The Other Side of Down. It's the only one of his that I can listen to, but it's cute and incites masturbation.
- his voice is perfect for phone sex
- haven't seen him shirtless
- R167 Alas, the days of Archie looking like this is long gone.
- this is a recent gif
- He is such a nice Mormon boy. I'm sure he is going to make a girl very happy one day.
- R173 and that girl will make him sad thinking he should be with a guy instead lol
- Still cute R172
I have hope he won't actually go the married closeted route. Maybe he'll stay single and eventually settle down with a guy.
- the girl linked to him years ago is a lesbian
- he looks naughty here
- i wanna gang bang his hole
- this gif
- many JUBers fantasizing him
- did he date her??
- I wonder how many Latinos are Mormons. In my entire life, I've only known one Latino Mormon family. I wonder how many generations of David's family have been Mormon.
[quote]Archuleta was born in Miami, Florida, to Lupe Marie (née Mayorga), a salsa singer and dancer, and Jeff Archuleta, a jazz musician. His mother is from Honduras and his father is of Spanish–Basque, Danish, Irish, German, and Iroquois descent. -Wikipedia.
- R182 Davey was in Chile so there'd be MORE Latino Mormons, silly!
- can he marry a non-Mormon?
- Archie is the most adorable, wholesome Latino twink ever.
- his skin is too light he looks albino
- I cut Archie some slack since the parents put him out there to make money at an early age, and they are very religious. I hope the dad is not creepy to him. He really does have a fantastic voice.
- I bet Archie's latino twink ass is still hairless and deliciously plump.
- there's less than a month before his return!
- maybe they should date some time
- [quote]I hope that big butt takes it bareback.
For his sake, I hope he doesn't.
- Is he only 5'3" tall?
- Didn't the dad get caught at a "massage parlor"?
- David Archuleta needs to get naked from the waist down.
- He had his appendix removed right? So that must be why he doesn't like being naked
- david's so cute... i'm excited for his comeback
- 25 more days before he returns
- hope he lands on a big TV role
- 22 more days!!
- so cute!
- Go Gurl!
- He seems like a genuinely sweet young man. I wish him the greatest success.
- David Archuleta returns from his mission is in 22 days, 20 hours, 10 minutes
- You're never even gonna see a pic with some nip outta that kid.
Someone on his little retreat or whatever should have grabbed a shower shot. They could have made a few bucks.
- but his nipples are... hmm... see this
- His nips are... acorns? Like he needs a training bra from a 13 year old girl to wear? Are they giving him estrogen to prevent a voice change, ala Michael Jackson?
- probably he's fantasizing... so his nips are erect
- Might her go into Book of Mormon at some point?
- She's been on something like Risperdal for mood problems. It can cause gynecomastia in youngins.
- R209 Her???
- Uh, he's a dude. The proper pronouns are masculine.
- he's such a cutie pie
- is he bottom or top?
- i can't stand david. he looks retarded.
- he's really cute, not retarded
- HE'S BACK!!!
- what's new about him?
- looks sensual here
- when is he comin out?
- Any relation to Adam Archuleta?
- Adam Archuleta is a screen name i think... inspired by David supposedly
- Yes, Adam is the alternate reality version of David. Like Gwyneths in Sliding Doors.
- i saw this one in justusboys lol
- David Archuleta 1st Interview Post Mission (04 Apr 2014)
- please cast him in a gay movie!!
- Cast him in Book of Mormon the movie!!!