When a man ejaculates into a woman''s vagina, what happens to all the semen?
This is a serious question. Does it seep out right away or a couple of hours or does it come out when she pees? Is it "absorbed"? One of you has to know.
I think it seeps out very gradually. Unless it''s a whole hell of a lot, then it just runs down the leg.
They sink or swim. Semen are trained that way.
If she is lucky it is placed so deep it never gets out.
Most of it will eventually end up on a washcloth.
It swims up the cervix and forces her to be pregnant.
If comes out her ears.
Ever hear of the wet spot, Op?\
No man or woman wants to sleep on it.
If she doesn''t get it all out by douching, then she will likely get a yeast infection.
If someones reply on this does not end up on Wit & wisdom I will be disappointed. What better set up can you get?
I hope you''re just being intentionally stupid.
Who the fuck are you, r9?
Doesn''t it get stored in her breasts and turned into milk for a baby?
Semen leaks out. Sometimes it can take a few hours to completely exit the body, you wear a panty liner during this time.\
Women have 3 holes- urethra (where pee comes out), vagina, and anus, so no it doesn''t come out when she pees.
It ends up in her fanny pack. Thread closed.
it eventually forms a nacreous layer of permacum on her cervix and renders her infertile. that''s why sluts don''t get pregnant as often as you think they would.
it tries up and they save pick at it to go out out. I learned this in 7th grade heatlh...didn''t everyone?
What did you learn in 7th grade English, R16?
[quote]it tries up and they save pick at it to go out out.\
you may have attended 7th grade health, but it would seem you skipped 7th grade english class (and 6th, and 5th and so on).
Oh my God, r16. Learn English.
in 7th grade, duh. Some people are so dumb.
It seeps out and conditions her pubic hair, giving it a soft luxurious shine!
[quote]it tries up and they save pick at it to go out out. \
OP what happens to you when you get semen up your hole, other than stink it up...
In reality, yes, it seeps out onto the sheets therefore, the wet spot. Or the woman goes to the bathroom and gravity does its job. \
I have never heard of anyone using a pantyliner after sex as R13 suggests; that seems awkward and a bit weird. Nor do you need to douche, as you don''t get yeast infections from sex unless the guy has a yeast infection (which does happen).
I thought it was aborbed by the body.
if she is black, it is held in by her kotex. if she is white the tampax absorbs it.
no, it is not absorbed by the body, R26
It turns into Duke''s Mayonnaise.
My skin is very porous and absorb semen quite well, thank you.
I always assumed that it didn''t have to leak, that if it sat in there long enough it was absorbed into the woman or something. Does that happen or does it basically all come back out slowly?
This made me think of the hilarious vignette about the sperm in the Woody Allen movie "Everything you wanted to know about Sex".
If sperms had any sense at all they''d swim furiously towards the light.
Gradually seeps for a few... after getting rid of a big portion by going to the bathroom right after.%0D\
Tad bit of annoying. I like to sleep after sex.
If the woman is ovulating some of the sperm would make it through the cervix and it would be a race to the egg. The individual sperm that won the race would fertilise the egg causing pregnancy. The vaginal canal is quite acidic and most of the sperm would die eventualy seeping out of the vagina. If the woman was not ovulating a mucous membrane would cover the cervix preventing any sperm progressing causing all of the sperm to die and to eventually leak out of the vagina.
Back when I was first sexually active I''d love the feeling of my then-BF''s jiz dripping out of me. Then again I was a dirty hippie so what do you want to know!? \
It drips out of ya.
Me too, R35, which is just one advantage of him wearing a condom.
It accumulates in her vagina, where it grows stale. It will give off a pungent odor, which you may have smelled if you''ve ever been in an oldtime adult video booth that was never cleaned. That''s why women who have never had semen deposited in them have fresh-smelling vaginas.
what the hell is r39 smokin''?%0D
R36, I never made it to 7th grade, so I must ask if it''s true that a mucous membrane covers the cervix when the woman is not ovulating?%0D\
Are you saying that when a woman ovulates, this mucous membrane is sloughed off?
she calls Cooter Rooter and they come over and vacuum it out
R31, it seeps out unless you clean it out. HOWEVER, I disagree on not douching. It won''t all seep out, and what remains breaks down and smells. If a woman smells fishy, it is because she''s got decomposing semen in her vagina.%0D\
Remember to WARSH that vagina. I''m telling you now so I don''t have to tell you later.
A mucous plug blocks the cervix when a woman is pregnant. During ovulation a sticky mucous is released which helps to snag sperm and after ovulation a sperm repelling mucous is released. Lady bodies are complicated.
Shut the fuck up, r43. Jackass!
Isn''t asking this particular question on this message board rather like asking for recipes for ham at a synagogue?
"That''s why women who have never had semen deposited in them have fresh-smelling vaginas."\
I beg to differ.
Normally one or two die in the stampede to the discounted X-Boxes.
i am laughing so hard!!! thanks for the hilarity, dl, intentional or not.
straight but not late
Hi folks. I just got laid. Could someone post the number for Cooter Rooter so they can send a vacuum on over?
after sex, women smell like Pine Sol.
Op saying ''one of you has to know'' made me laugh...%0D\
All I know after watching Forsenic Files sometimes there is evidence a woman had sex days after if I remember correctly...
I still think this shit about a third hole is mysangist propaganda by lebians trying to outdo men one more way by insinuating they have one more hole than we do.
Why are lesbians always trying to be the same as/ or outdoing men?
[quote]All I know after watching Forsenic Files sometimes there is evidence a woman had sex days after if I remember correctly...%0D\
That''s why we must WARSH our vaginas, to get all of it out, unless we don''t mind being less than fresh for some time. %0D\
Apparently, r45 disagrees.
[quote]after sex, women smell like Pine Sol.\
I know my pussy does baby!
Uh, there''s a difference between washing and douching, shit for brains.
Wild Flower Blast wouldn''t be strong enough for the Pine-Sol Lady. She''d need the Plutonium scented version to get that septic tank smell out of her.
But is there a difference between WASHING and WARSHING?
r58 needs washing, douching, and an enema.
Only gay males douche and screw around with enemas.\
you lost me at: man ejaculates...vagina
Uh, after ejaculation the semen collects in the condom and you flush it? Practice safe sex, you pigs.
[quote]Women have 3 holes- urethra (where pee comes out), vagina, and anus, so no it doesn''t come out when she pees.\
WHAT?!?!? Women have 3 holes now? What the what?
When a man ejaculates into a man''s ass, what happens to all the semen?
R66, they race up into the cervix.
[quote]WHAT?!?!? Women have 3 holes now? What the what?%0D\
Yes, r65. Women now have 3 holes. Used to be only 2 holes, like us, but the bitches got uppity.
What is the American obsession with douching?\
Unless a woman is ill, the vagina/vulva is one of the cleanest places in the body and douching is not only unnecessary but potentially harmful.\
The urethra and the vagina are separate holes but they''re close by and under the same flaps. Unless piss is actually coming out of it, the urethra can be hard to spot.
[quote]they race up into the cervix.%0D\
AKA the cervical sprint.%0D\
According to a commercial on SNL, all women need is a Womba to clean their lady business and keep it fresh.
Also, the hermaphrodites are usually surgically altered to be females, because it''s easier to make a hole than a pole.
[quote]When a man ejaculates into a woman''s vagina, what happens to all the semen?\
It evaporates into a fresh-smelling cloud of potpourri, Rose.
[quote]During ovulation a sticky mucous is released which helps to snag sperm and after ovulation a sperm repelling mucous is released.\
No, this is wrong.\
At different times in a woman''s cycle, her cervical mucous has different consistencies. When it''s not near ovulation time and the woman is infertile, her CM is dry or sticky. Sperm can''t live long in this environment. It doesn''t "snag" sperm.\
Days before impending ovulation, her CM will be creamy, and at her most fertile, it will be stretchy and watery like eggwhites. Sperm can live for days in this environment.\
After ovulation without successful fertilization and implantation of the egg, it becomes dry again and eventually the woman gets her period.\
Some women have problems getting pregnant because they never produce creamy/eggwhite good-quality CM.
"it seeps out onto the sheets therefore, the wet spot."\
Reading comprehension much, r73?
"it seeps out onto the sheets therefore, the wet spot."\
Why does it have to be like this? Couldn''t nature have invented it to work differently?
Pussies are the quicker cunter upper.
Intelligent Design doesn''t exist.
[quote]Why does it have to be like this? Couldn''t nature have invented it to work differently?\
That''s why gay mens'' mouths were invented.
[quote]Back when I was first sexually active I''d love the feeling of my then-BF''s jiz dripping out of me. Then again I was a dirty hippie so what do you want to know!? %0D\
I like it too. I don''t think it''s the least bit gross. It''s sexy.%0D\
Douching is not necessary. The vag is self cleaning. The person who said semen rots in there either doesn''t have a vag or has one but there has never been any semen in it.
OP, serious answer. Depending on the position the woman is lying in, all of the semen will either leak out or only part of it will. If a woman is lying on her back and has an orgasm as the man ejaculates, the uterus has rhythmic muscle contractions which causes the cervix to serve as a suction device (for lack of a better phrase). Semen is taken into uterus in this way. It''s all a fight for the semen; each step can be treacherous for it. Experts say there''s a higher likelihood of a woman getting pregant if she orgasms at the right moment because it allows the cervix and uterus to do all this work.
Straight chick is the late night meth asshole?
"each step can be treacherous for it."\
[quote]Experts say there''s a higher likelihood of a woman getting pregant if she orgasms %0D\
An orgasm is totally unecessary to become pregnant. Most women can''t orgasm from vaginal sex alone. In some cultures it''s forbidden (female circumcision) and they have plenty of kids.
After a man comes inside moi and leaves the room, and the next man comes in- I spread moi legs, with all that cum pouring out of my rosespout and I say:\
"HERE''S YA YUM-YUMS!"
Patrice Charbonnel Walker Higley Marino Diaz Barrett Zadora Chavez Smith
I''m a chick and I only come from vaginal sex. In fact, I really don''t like oral sex being performed on me. I like eating box and I''ve tolerated a few penises, but across the board I''d rather be plowed and have simultaneous orgasms.
[quote]But is there a difference between WASHING and WARSHING?\
About 1200 miles due South.
It hardens over time into little pellets that are expunged at the same time as as she is making a poo. They look like little pearls.
[quote] It swims up the cervix and forces her to be pregnant.%0D\
[quote] If comes out her ears. %0D\
[quote] It seeps out and conditions her pubic hair, giving it a soft luxurious shine!%0D\
Its like a bunch of 4th graders invaded DL!%0D\
Should I start a thread for poop jokes?
there is the fact that men ejaculate with a fair amount of force. Semen can easily squirt six to twelve inches beyond the end of the penis. During sex, a woman''s uterus tilts, aligning the entrance of the uterus toward the end of the penis, and simultaneously forming a small depression below the cervix (the entrance to the uterus). Some semen may enter the uterus directly from the ejaculation, but a fair quantity will flow into the depression. After sex, the uterus returns to its original position, but this places the cervix directly into the depression. This mechanism allows more sperm to enter the uterus, increasing the chance of pregnancy.%0D\
Some couples think they can cleverly avoid these problems by having the woman douche (using a liquid to flush out the vagina). What they fail to realize is that as the liquid enters, it pushes some of the semen further inwards. Instead of preventing a pregnancy, they can actually speed the journey of the sperm into the uterus.
For the record, the phrase "cervical mucus" is making me queasy.
[quote]An orgasm is totally unecessary to become pregnant. Most women can''t orgasm from vaginal sex alone. In some cultures it''s forbidden (female circumcision) and they have plenty of kids.\
R81 did say it was necessary, but that it increased the likelihood of getting pregnant, and she (or he) is right.\
The timing of female orgasm during or around the occurrence of vaginal intercourse further affects the likelihood of fertilization. During female orgasm the woman''s cervix dips and the opening to the cervix gapes open, much like an elephant''s trunk while taking in water. If a seminal pool is present in the vagina at that point, a significant number of sperm will be helped along by this "up-suck" phenomenon. So, to maximize conception, a woman should experience an orgasm immediately after a man ejaculates.
[quote]Douching is not necessary. The vag is self cleaning. The person who said semen rots in there either doesn''t have a vag or has one but there has never been any semen in it.%0D\
I have a vag and have had plenty of semen in it. Yes, the vag is a self-cleaning organ. But the vag isn''t like a bug zapper; it takes time.%0D\
Until it eliminates the semen that doesn''t run out, there is an odor issue. I wash after sex, but the next day, I am not as fresh as I was before sex. For that reason, I rinse myself out in the shower with the flexible tube.%0D\
I am stating my boundaries:%0D\
And I am telling you this NOW so I won''t have to tell you THEN, that you don''t come near my vagine with that penised-person''s haterape tool. I have stated my boundaries again.
Homeschoolers are better educated than those who go to public school, r16.
After a guy cums in a woman''s pussy, her husband eats the cum out. I''ve seen it in videos. That''s what they do.
Men and women don''t have simultaneous orgasms,r86;that''s only in Hollywood movies.
I''m not R16, but what you said is definitely not true in the south, R97. Here a homeschool program means Christian Biblical inerrantism, Fox News talking points, and field trips to the Creation Science Museum in Kentucky where children learn that people lived with dinosaurs like Fred Flintstone and the dinosaurs became extinct because humans "ate them all."
You''re a moron, r100, who has no idea what being home schooled means, and who clearly went to public school.
All this talk of semen in the vagina makes me glad I just swallow.
As a teacher, I have yet to meet a student who has been homeschooled on par with his classmates academically or socially.
If the guy''s a little freaky, he''ll feltch it all out.
Agreed, R103. Homeschooled students are usually unable to think critically, use research, or write coherently on an issue from multiple perspectives. I would be willing to hear an argument that this need not be so, but, in the US, homeschooled means republican, conservative ideas transmitted to children without any critical thinking whatsoever.
Can you fucking homeschool trolls take it somewhere else? Jeez! We''re trying to talk about felching here, have some decency.
This thread makes me happy to be lez.
Yeah, 103, I''m sure you meet homeschoolers all over the place. You''re just a lying sack of crap who probably isn''t even a teacher. And those of you who equate being homeschooled with politics are incredibly ignorant.
Some women are allergic to sperm.
This thread confirms what a GROSS species we are.\
Cum dripping out of orifices.\
ALL over my Pratesi sheets? NO THANKS.\
I will remain celibate. Yuck.
"I will remain celibate. Yuck."\
I''d bet good money this is less of a choice than you''d care to admit.
r110 = Stephen Fry
You guys are so ignorant. It was a joke.\
Pratesi Sheets? I was expecting a "MARY!"
A small amount of it may dribble out, especially if there were multiple ejaculations, but the bulk of it is absorbed by the body.\
The wet spot is usually the combination of semen and the woman''s lubrication and is, at most, about a teaspoon. All the hysteria about "sleeping on the wet spot" is ridiculous.
The semen is collected by Treasure Island Media for their upcumming "2,000 Load Fuck" video. %0D\
(Did you notice my clever way of spelling "upcumming". With my English degree, from UVA, I create porn titles. "The Three Tenners" is another one of my faves.)
R108, you just proved my point about kids being homeschooled you surly cunt.
R86, we''ve heard that shit before. Why do you insist upon posting that drivel here in every thread of this kind? I''m guessing you''re a teenage boy.
Didn''t Janice Dickinson write in her book about doing a runway show with someone''s semen running down her leg?
They set up a transmitter station for the stork to home in on.
No, that was Michael Kors.
"What happens to all the semen?" Well, common sense should tell you a few things.%0D\
Some of the semen drains out. The amount that drains out differs; some men shoot out HUGE loads, some not so much. %0D\
Some of the semen stays inside, and that is how women get pregnant. %0D\
Semen contains a lot of bacteria, which is why women are encouraged to urinate or wash after sex. Lots of loads dumped into the vagina without cleaning afterward can bring on painful urinary tract or bladder infections. In fact, "honeymoon cystitis" is contracted in just such a way. The name comes from this theory: honeymooners fuck a lot, therefore the woman is prone to infections due to all the sperm being deposited in her vagina. Hence "honeymoon cystitis."
How could semen in the vagina cause a urinary tract infection? %0D\
You must not have read the previous posts: women have three holes now.
OP, we don''t talk about THOSE things. \
Phylicia "GOD" Rashad
"Semen contains a lot of bacteria, which is why women are encouraged to urinate or wash after sex."\
Urinate after sex? I''ve never heard that. What if you don''t have to go?
Hey fucktard, r103: I wasn''t home schooled.
I have heard the idea that urinating after sex is a good idea, R124, but it''s not specifically because of semen. It''s because the friction of sex can actually rub bacteria (from both your labia and the guy''s body) into your urethra. The vagina and urethra are two separate holes but they are close together, and when one hole (the vagina) opens and stretches the other one (urethra) does. Some bacteria can get in and cause a urinary tract infection. Flushing it out instead of going to sleep and letting the bacteria sit there is better for you. Incidentally, if a woman has bacterial vaginosis (bacteria in her vagina), and the guy she has sex with isn''t wearing a condom, he really ought to pee after sex and flush out her bacteria. Likewise if any cunnilingus is involved (lesbians, bi women take note), because the human mouth has a lot of bacteria that both your urethra and vagina should not have.
Here is one article for you, r103, who, if he/she really is a teacher, is one of the reasons public schools are failing us. Anyone who would argue for public education, which is an absolute joke, is an airhead. Those who are home schooled are way past those in public school. \
I had a math teacher who couldn''t do math, and an English teacher who couldn''t spell in junior high.
The fact that you linked us to a right wing Christian homeschoolers'' propaganda website actually proves that you are quite wrong. At the university where I teach, students who are homeschooled are notoriously bad, and the high scores on tests that your article relies on are self-reported exam scores that often involve cheating. When the students have to perform in a more controlled environment with a test monitor who is not invested in the success of homeschooling, their scores will be drastically lower. This is one of those arguments you simply can''t win, so I suggest you give it up. I''m glad you like homeschooling and you found a world view that makes you comfortable, but the rest of us know you are deeply wrong. I wish you good luck.
The link is a right wing Christian site? Are you blind? Facts are facts, r128, and you don''t know what the hell you''re talking about, you''re just making shit up.
Actually bidet and douching can end up forcing the bacteria in, which is the opposite of what you want. Urinating naturally clears out both men''s and women''s urethras. That''s why people who have to use catheters often have to fight urethritis and bladder infections, and when the bacteria gets firmly established within, kidney infection.
You need to download/watch the 8 part British series "A Girl''s Guide to 21st Century Sex" (I just did). %0D\
It''ll tell you everything you want to know about where it goes---with actual fucking, and VAG-camm footage of dick gushing semen into eagerly moist vag! %0D\
It''s got everything you want in a sex-ed series--infomatics and pornomatics, lol.%0D
Heidi Klum remains at the labia and tells the semen whether it is in or out.
When you do that thing with an inkjet printer to clean out ink clogs, where does the ink go?
Good question OP since I tend to shoot quite a lot (but only into men).%0D\
Big shooter. Watch your eye!
OP...It''s not an issue. For so many of us, there isn''t all that much semem.
Seriously, are we auditing vaginas now? "What happens to all the semen...huh? Where is it?" There *should* be some accountability.
The black tar herorin just kick in?\
Dude, yo fucked up!
most of it pops out with his dick post-ejack. on YOUR side of the bed so you lay on a puddle all night. i always kept a towel by the bed & slipped it under my ass before the festivities began. some gets on your legs & outer bits. you have to wipe it or wash it off. women are NOT supposed to douche as it can lead to infections. hoo-hahs are like smelly self-cleaning ovens. some will come out when u pee, & the rest seeps out into your underwear until it''s all dribbled out. nothing is absorbed, actually. if your immune system doesn''t like his genetic code, the seepage turns sorta yellow after a few hours. showering helps if u can adjust the nozzle & get squeaky clean. i''m a str8 hag btw.
have you thrown up yet? next lesson kids: yeast infections
[r126] is correct about the peeing. i kept getting cystitis until i found a way around it: drink a glass of water & pee before sex, then pee & drink a glass of water after sex. honeymoon cystitis is a bit different. it happens b/c two wild & crazy kids (who don''t know what they''re doing) fumble around & your bladder actually gets bruised. you have to learn how to angle his dick away from the bladder.
old str8 hag AGAIN grasshopper
R140. Why thank you. Well, that surely clears things up for us ignorant--I might add--very ignorant--gay men.%0D\
You know, women''s bodies could have been designed much better. Damn, semen is messy. Unless of course, it''s going into your mouth, which is a good kind of messy. Or so I''ve been told. Yes, I''m always the one doing the shooting.
bj''s aren''t as sloppy, unless it gets in your perfectly coifed hair. we ALL hate it when that happens.
str8 gag, er i mean hag
"WHAT?!?!? Women have 3 holes now? What the what?"%0D\
Like a bowling ball, I guess.%0D\
But if she sticks you might end up throwing her backwards toward the snack bar.%0D\
don''t worry, she''ll bounce right back atcha!
Is there a good estimate of how many loads a woman can hold at one time in her love pit?
[quote]It''ll tell you everything you want to know about where it goes---with actual fucking, and VAG-camm footage of dick gushing semen into eagerly moist vag!\
I''ve seen this. It''s hot as hell!
But no one has explained how the stork winds up with the baby after all of that!
I''m laughing too hard to read all the entries, but in the olden days (1900s back to the cave) women who had sex didn''t have douching, or bathing, and they stunk. The term "fish wife" was coined (clever, no?) about these women. Probably most of the female population 20s and up
so she can still hide it
fish woman hair gell utl nvi
You can use special "water crystals" to keep the sperm from evaporating so quickly. Buy them at your local gardening center. You can't get pregnant if the sperm evaporates real fast.
Women who want to get pregnant use the water crystals, put their legs up in the air and touch their toes on the headboard of the bed for about 3 hours.
[quote]Some of the semen stays inside, and that is how women get pregnant.
Silly Dear, one becomes pregnant two weeks BEFORE intercourse.
I also thought household pets -- dogs/cats -- lick it out.
It collects, and by age 50-60, becomes what is referred to as a "gunt"
[quote]what happens to all the semen?
They get back on the ship, Rose!
It turns into a baby.
And then the baby grows up and becomes R16.
Did cavemen fart around the campfire with their children?
When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, some of the semen seeps out. Whatever is left, the woman hordes..and over time, she collects it and bottles it - and sells it in these little bottles at gay bars. Women make a killing off these poppers. It's like catnip to homos.
Why do women want to have sex with men anyway? Don't they think it's gross to have that squirted in there?
How in the hell would a woman pee out the semen unless u were having intercourse with her urinary tract system? What idiots?
Part of the semen makes babies, and the rest of it blasts through her pelvis, becoming butt fat.
I thought the woman just queefed it out afterwards.
I thought threads this old had all been purged.
Sorry to be so serious but..the woman's body will recognize the sperm as foreign and, if you're healthy, start to KILL the sperm off immediately. As with all substances, the body will metabolize what it can use, and excrete the waste. Getting pregnant is supposed to be a kind of rare occurrence. Always possible, but sluts with nine different baby daddies are simply professional sperm receptacles.
I don't want to hear about no semen being ejaculated into some fish's cuchaca. The thought is disgusting.
THE TRUTH WILL NOT SET ME FREE! I CAN'T EVEN HANDLE THE TRUTH!
My name is Gwen and I'm here to
WAAAAAASH your vagina.
R164 is a moron
I think I lost 10 IQ points from reading this thread.
R161 is Umpy…?
50 Load Dawson gets a very long straw and starts sucking.
How far can semen swim? If a ladt were to accidently step in a puddle of semen would the semen try to swim up her leg ? Whta is she were to sit in a puddle of semen?
One time I was visiting a gay couple and as I walked up the stairs, outside the home, I noted the very strong odor of semen. I was outdoors! How could that happen?
R176, if you are asking in all seriousness, there is actually some kind of tree that when in bloom has an odor very much like semen. I experienced it once in California. The name escapes me.
is it the Hanging Tree?
If a lady got tit fucked would the semen try to swim into the holes in her nipples , the ones that the milk comes out of ?
It turns into fairy dust.
I don't think this is really answerable.
Excuse me while I puke.
They ship it to New Jersey.
The next man in line inserts his penis and the saga continues.
Think of the fluid as the rocket and the sperms as the Space Shuttle. The rocket falls away, and the Shuttle shoots off to try to get to Venus.
Aunt Fanny, now eat your pudding
If a lady gets semen in her mouth would the sperm travel down through her digestive tract searching for an egg?
[quote]Women have 3 holes- urethra (where pee comes out), vagina, and anus, so no it doesn't come out when she pees.
[quote]WHAT?!?!? Women have 3 holes now? What the what?
Yep. This proves that women are more highly evolved than men.
Lower forms of life [the earthworm, birds, fishes] have only one hole [the "cloaca"].
Mid-level creatures [dogs, chimpanzees, men] have 2 holes, with the urethra doing double-duty.
Women, with 3 holes, are the most highly evolved creatures on earth.
Bowling balls have three holes as well sweetie, doesn't make them highly evolved, just easier to carry.
I stick my hand up there, scoop some out and apply it to my face. I let it sit there for 10 min while I go to the kitchen and cook a bratwurst.
It ferments, like yeast.
I once read that sperms can actually get into your bloodstream through, ahem, "sexual activity", and it messes with your immune system. It may have been an article speculating about why gay men were so suceptible to AIDS.
The men lick up the stuff so she is clean for round two. It is a secret how much straight men love to eat their own spunk.
R188 = jealous, unevolved MALE
Probably the same thing that happens to it when a man ejacs into another man's anus. In both cases, a condom could have prevented this.
Yes, there is a tree that emits a strong odor of semen and I think it's called a "camphor tree". This happens only at certain times of the year though like during White Party in Palms Springs.
Can't women just push it out when they feel they have too much in there or when they sober up, like men do?
[quote]If a lady gets semen in her mouth would the sperm travel down through her digestive tract searching for an egg?
"Hey, can you help us? We have been driving around for hours and we are totally lost!"
[quote]My name is Gwen and I'm here to WAAAAAASH your vagina.
What is that from?
R140 is correct. I had sex with men in college. I dated an incredibly hot bi guy in college, and had recurrent Utis (I had never had one before). I found out later that he was an escort on the side. I still get sick at the thought that he was having unprotected sex and coming back to have sex with me, but the Utis also could have been from nonstop screwing. It is also really weird when certain mens sperm doesn't 'agree with you' and leaves a foul odor. I wonder what the scientific explanation for this is.
What the fuck is an Utis?
remnants of semen will make you post orgasmic hours later
What happened to the home school trolls?
Do not use Gods name in vain!
Do people really not know the difference between "sperm" and "semen?"
The replies r85, r162 and r192 had me laughing so hard my stomach hurt and tears were coming. I wish I knew these people personally. I almost hired a prostitute only to tell me what happens to sperm and semen after it is ejaculated inside the vagina until my sister told me essentially what r140 said. She said that in her case if she leaned forward on the toilet after sex most of the semen would come out again and that whatever remained inside came out with the next menstrual period. That said, what do post menopausal women do with it? I also assume that in the case of anal sex most comes out with the next shit.
Do men ever eat out the woman's pussy after sex, thereby eating out their own semen? I'd bet money some guys get off on it.
r208 refer to r192 and for oodles of hysterical laughter r85.
luv ya 85!
I think r85 is best appreciated if it is read in a Bette Davis kind of voice.
still laughing hysterically
It becomes the immediate property of the GOP to do with it as they will.
The sap runs every two years.
Of course a build-up of nacreous layers of permacum.
U mudafuckars ar just fuckng wid ur clves, bzy tlkng wat u dnt evn knw sh*t abt, semen is absorbd as protein in a womens body, so stop talkng sh?t here
Yeast infection. That's why I felt like a ate a half loaf of bread.
Cum again? and again.....
Some of it will reach her cervix, but very little of it. If there is an egg on the uterine wall then it could become fertilized. Most of what stays inside her will die and be absorbed by her body! A lot often leaks out or is pushed out by her virginal muscles voluntarily. She can also douche which will clean out her vigina, but not her womb though douching can be hard on the lining of the vagina.
Question: If men could get pregnant, Does it mean that the baby would come out of the ass?
Similar to women who get fucked in the vagina and the babies come out that way?
Lmao at the ear comment lol
If it is a big old load some of it will leak out and crust up on the lips - leading to the crunchy taco effect. The next male must lick it off to gain entry to the pleasure tube.
A straight woman friend of mine says they do Kegels and squeeze the semen out of their vagina. I would assume they might also use soapy fingers in the shower or a douche too. At least, I would.
[quote] When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, what happens to all the semen?
No one knows.
It certainly doesn't come out when she pees. For the simple reason that the vagina and urethra are two separate orifices.
#12 are you fucking stupid???? Have you ever had a girlfriend..... yea keep thinking that it semen goes to the breast to feed our babies......your a dumbass wow
Actually I wanted to know this as well. As far as I know, semen will remain active inside (that is unless its cleaned out). Believe it or not, sperm cells will actually die (unless cryo suspended. It usually takes about 12 hours before a load of sperm is rendered incapable. The physical forms will remain, but by that time, they woukd have used up all their energy. As for what will happen after that is hard for me to say. Most of my friends suggested that it will harden. This is false. The internal female body temperature is too warm restricting the dead cells from drying up. Ive heard that leaving semen in the vagina for prolonged times could cause a yeast infection. Im not sure about that one though so don't quote me. I hope this helped.
Ill just assume that said "Man" is infertile and wont suggest that you are prone to pregnancy and assume you already knew that part. You shouldn't be alarmed. Semen will remain active inside of the vagina (That is unless you've cleaned it out) for about 12 hours. Believe it or not, semen actually will die and it usually takes about 12 hours for this to happen. After that, a load of sperm cells are rendered inactive because they've used all of their energy. However the physical forms remain. I'm not completely sure what happens after that. Don't believe anyone who says that it will dry up inside you and cause damage to the vaginal walls. I know for a fact that this is false. The internal female body temperature is too warm, restricting the semen from drying up. Not to mention the vaginal fluids that also keep them hydrated. I've heard that leaving semen inside you could cause yeast infections, but i'm not sure about that one, so don't quote me. I hope this helped.
[quote] "For that reason, I rinse myself out in the shower with the flexible tube."
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the flexible tube again.
Why did god invent women? To carry the semen from the bedroom to the toilet