I''m lesbian, 43, in good shape, financially solvent, educated and attractive. I''m very sexual and sometimes would just like to be able to hook up like gay guys do for some good, old fashioned sex. Are there any mature, attractive, adventurous, interesting women out there who would love to be wined, dined, entertained and then shagged senseless? I''m nice, drama-free, kind, thoughtful, a great cook and love fine wine and good conversation, but let''s face it, I really need some nice tits to play with and a wet, willing pussy to indulge in. Any takers? Would you?
I need some pussy too!
I''ll be your huckleberry.
Should it be visible from behind?
What are you like R2?
[quote]I''m nice, drama-free, kind, thoughtful, a great cook and love fine wine and good conversation, but let''s face it, I really need some nice tits to play with and a wet, willing pussy to indulge in.\
It''s very interesting that you describe yourself mostly in terms of character qualities and social traits, and yet you describe your ideal partner solely in terms of body parts.
Aren''t there websites for this sort of thing?
R7, she''s looking for a hookup, not a marriage.
good luck, OP
well, yes, but I am married. I guess that excludes me.
I''ll give you a 1/10... everyone knows lesbians move in together... they do not hook up. Mary, take off that plaid shirt and get real!!
OP, are you butch? You kinda sound like it.
OK R7, you''re right and I''ll bite. I like women between the ages of 35 and 55, intelligent, relaxed, comfortable, friendly and unpretentious, with a sense of humor and some intellect. Physically, a reasonable weight, soft natural boobs, long or short hair but with the ability to dress well. Able to carry a conversation and an appreciation of music, food and good wine.
R10, I don''t mind if you''re married if you don''t. I will even drop you home at an acceptable hour :o)
Married lesbian here.... so, OP, if we were married, would we eventually settle into lesbian bed death, right? Smack dab where I am now. You talk a big talk, but, wow, how that passion fades in long term relationships.
Maybe R15, but we''re not married. At least not to each other, and we''re both red blooded females who need some physical attention, so bed death doesn''t really matter in this instance, now does it?
R12, no I''m not really butch. I have long blonde hair and own several pairs of high heeled shoes.
there must be a W4W Craigslist, right?
When will some enterprising lesbian start Clamhunt.com?
Well, OP, you''re direct. Persuasive. Logical. Are you an attorney?!
You don''t "read" hot, OP. Sorry but hot women don''t talk that way. They say things like, "once in a while, I just need some sweet little pussy to torture with my tongue and then I like to make them beg for the strap-on. They eventually get it but only after I''ve humiliated them for a while and made them my whimpering little horny bitch."%0D\
You''ll get baskets and bushels of pussy that way. Trust.
No, I''m in the medical field. Direct, logical and enterprising.
Oh, Christ, I hope you aren''t my gynecologist. Lesbian, blonde, logical. That would be awkward.
R23, if she were a gyno she''d have pussy all day long. She wouldn''t want MORE work.
Sorry, but CL is too dangerous for women. Stay away OP.
Craigslist has an ick factor. Always seems sketchy. I think OP could have some luck here, much better luck anyway than CL. Not sure where she is located, but here in NYC there aren''t ton of lesbian hangouts. Gay men have bars on every other corner, as well as oh so many hidden nooks, sites and clubs. We women have, what, five bars in NYC? And not very pleasant ones at that.
[quote]long or short hair but with the ability to dress well. \
"but"? I don''t even understand what you''re trying to say here. It sounds like you think dressing well is somehow related to hair length.\
You sound boring, by the way. I hope this is your dry run for a real Craigslist ad. If you went on CL with the same weak old "I want a pretty lady who is smart and funny and likes wine" as every other pretentious newbie, you''d get a lot of laughter but very little fucking.
Are femmes really this course and crude now?
I think you mean coarse?
Got your pussy right here, darlin'', keepin'' it warm for you between my burning thighs.%0D\
Are you anywhere near Hattiesburg? That''s my next stop and I''ll be there for only a minute or two.
Big Mama, Interstate trucker, munchin on a Hostess ding dong
OP: Fill in the blanks: \
An example of what you consider good music:\
" " food:\
" " wine:\
" " book:\
No need to think of the most superlative; just, perhaps, the most recent (that stood out) in each category.
trying to help you here....
You might as well throw in what you would consider a good position. Women like to imagine these sort of things.
Yeah, getting racy now
I''m nice, drama-free, kind, thoughtful,%0D\
Yeah but you might not attract that posting on the internet.
R32, I don''t think of it as a competition. What I feel is a good book or a good wine might not be another woman''s cup of tea, so in this instance good is what will make us both feel comfortable getting naked with a stranger. Something to lighten the atmosphere and create a mood. Not here to impress anyone. I just want to connect weith another female body who is feeling like they need a little bit of physcial attention. People who are really interesting will be open to new suggestions from otrher people, and have something new to introduce to others too.
R33, a good postion would be where I am strategically placed between her wet and waiting thighs. basic perhaps, but really it is all about what happens in the moment. I just want to connect with another female body.
I had a good thing going recently and ruined it by getting pissed drunk and insulting my sex partner after the best fuck of my life. Don''t get too drunk-I ruined the perfect fuck buddy situation.
Don''t gay men suffer from bed death as well? If not, why are they always hooking up on the side? I get so tired of that phrase being a go-to to describe every lesbian relationship.
I am sure gay men (and heterosexual couples) suffer from bed death as well. However, not to the extreme extent as many women. Having sex twice a year? Or even once a month? That''s lesbian bed death. What man would tolerate that?
Gay man here, OP.\
What would you do finger bang her? Lick her pussy? What?
so, you''re fug? no mention of your looks, is that why you have to go on the internet to get some?
R39 = clueless and doesn''t know any straight people.
OP - if you want sex, then join a sex club. It''s as easy as that.\
Next best option is to get yourself looking absolutely FIERCE and then hit one of the lesbian bars on the big lesbian night. Let yourself get picked up and taken home. Strangely, I don''t think you as the aggressor is working. (Obviously if you are 43 and seeking help on the ''lounge about how to snag easy chicks.) So I say, pull a George Constanza and do the opposite. Set yourself up as bait. Go to the bar looking lucious, make sure you have open body posture, return glances, hold stares, give the non-verbal flirting. Maybe even approach. But let them pick you up. Remember - forget dress to impress. Dress to get sex!\
Or pick out someone who is a bit drunk and then take advantage of them.\
Lesbians do NOT do well hooking up online. There''s too much emailing and vetting. Gotta go out, show your wares in person and near alcohol. Good luck!
Ewww, that''s just gross, OP!
OP? Try plentyoffish.com.
where you live, OP?
lesbienne (in DC)
[quote]Are femmes really this course and crude now?\
Femme? You just know she has a mustache you can put a comb through and the long hair is a mullet.
OP, your lack of a love life stems from being in love with yourself too much.
r21 = straight male
so damn obvious
I wouldn''t be surprised if OP is a str8t man.
Damn, OP.... Do you ever get to Georgia (an hr south of Atlanta)?\
I would definitely be up for a days long frolick.
C cup but I hate wine
OP where are you?
[quote]Go to the bar looking luscious, make sure you have open body posture, return glances, hold stares,give the non-verbal flirting.\
What is the non-verbal flirting? Winks? Licking one''s lips? \
There was a short thread a while ago about how lesbians pick each other up, and I was surprised and intrigued that staring at someone was the main way to do this.
I was always told it was rude to stare.
Is there such a thing as a need for pussy? Really? Haha
"Is there such a thing as a need for pussy? Really? Haha"\
It''s a shame about your father, no?
I suppose you''re right, R56. Your and my father both have that shameful need.
OP = Jorja Fox%0D\
But you just turned 42 earlier this month Jorja, so why add on another year?
Why aren''t you dating anyone OP? You sound like a catch? Is it really that hard?\
Op has only described her own body in minimal terms: Not a looker? Or are you that crazy one that everyone in your small town has already heard/done/knows about?
Permission to kill the anti Jorja Fox troll.\
I won''t charge a dime.
This thread is useless without a photo
I''m a horny gay guy, 39, in bad shape, near bankruptcy. \
Let''s do this OP!
Now Marry Me, you Horny Bitch
OP, is race a factor for you? Just wondering
Yay! R61 aka R65 aka Jorja Fox''s #1 middle-aged bull dyke stalker, has finally learned how to clear her cache! Your ironically trollish "anti-troll" spots are easy to spot, dear.%0D\
Thought you''d be too busy flicking your clit in anticipation of her extended stay at CSI (cause no one else wants her, natch!) to post on the DL.
Lelah Foster''s dental dam
Ooooh, you people done set the psycho bitch^ off!
come back to the almost-derailed thread, OP,OP
Tell us where you are
OP I''m a 40 year old lesbian living in urban Florida. I have zero problem finding friends with benefits who are women in their late 20s (usually) who I have awesome sex with. It''s not hard to do. Quite frankly you sound kinda aggressive and maybe a wee bit bitter? (if not, sorry) \
The late twenties women I hook up with tend to be waitress/community college students types who don''t know what they want and are at the end of their carefree beach party days. I don''t want a serious relationship with them because they are flaky and not career or LTR oriented. They don''t want to date me seriously because I''m, frankly, too old for to be someone they''d settle down with. \
I usually meet such women socially, but if not I use yahoo personals and approach bi or lez women who are looking for friends and more. I''ve met some really attractive ladies this way and a few friends where there was zero chemistry. And yes I do pay for dinner and stuff because I have way more money and no debt.
r69 do you have more insurance too?
R70 Yes, I am now so old I get your reference and am sad I am turning into my Southern parents. But hey at least I''m fit and pretty and have more insurance.
At least you''re getting some hot young pussy, r69.\
I love a gal who goes for it.
This is the OP. I''m in the North East, so unfortunately not near either DC, CA or Atlanta. Too bad!%0D\
R69 I''m neither aggressive nor bitter, so I''m not sure how you fathomed that. Lucky you getting all that action. I am not into women in their 20s unfortunatley, or I might do similar. I like older women and I am not into the scene so I just don''t meet any other lesbians.
OP? Older women want a LTR.%0D\
I live outside of Orlando, it it certainly wouldn''t be difficult for me to have casual sex with single women (I''m 51). But I don''t want to anymore. I screwed around enough in my younger years to know that, for me, it''s just too much trouble for what it''s worth.%0D\
Besides, I just got to a point in my life that I don''t want to fuck women I wouldn''t marry.%0D\
Maybe you just need to grow up a bit.%0D\
I''m still not clear how a hookup is supposed to work on DataLounge? Seems like if it worked we boys would have figured it out AGES ago.
No R74, it''s really not like that. I''d rather have a LTR too, but to be honest, I fell in love with someone who absolutely ripped my heart out, and I don''t really want to go through that again. Sometimes, I''d just like to be physically close to someone, but I don''t need anymore drama.
This thread is kind of depressing.
OP, being physically close to a woman for whom you have no feelings is a (the?) RECIPE for drama.%0D\
Can''t you just masturbate like a normal person?
...And LOL @ R63. You made me laugh! Let''s go!
Are you afraid to fly, OP? You said you had money.
Oh OP if you like them our age you may be out of luck. When I first moved to Florida four years ago I tried doing the ''casual dating'' (i.e. hookup or FWB) thing with women my own age and it didn''t happen. I think it''s a generational thing. The good thing is that there are so many women ten years younger that find older successful women hot (if they are fit). The bad thing is the ladies my age I met for casual lez action were take your pick: married, divorced and cynical, obese, or too crazy to be believed. (or some combo) I know it''s not PC to mention "obese" but when you are fit and just looking for a hookup it''s a turnoff. \
I came to realize that we fortysomething lez women are a strange transitional generation between a totally closeted older generation (for whom sex is a huge deal) and the younger ones who do what they desire when they want it. \
You know I''m sorry for thinking your post was too aggressive or bitter. I think I''m just not used to women on this site being so honest and direct.
R81 here. I''m R69 :)
Oh if this doesn''t beat all. FLY for PUSSY??\
Doesn''t your town have prostitutes? If you''re that desperate hire a bimbo. It''d be a respite for her and much cheaper than FLYING to lick on some bitch''s hatchet wound.
"OP, are you butch? You kinda sound like it."%0D\
"Butch?" The "horny lesbian" is a GUY. "Nice tits", "wet willing pussy"...that''s a guy talking alright. And "shagged senseless?" What lesbian, even a "butch" one, says THAT?%0D\
The OP is a pathetic, lonely guy, not a lez.%0D\
Why not. You men do it all the time.\
I''ve seen the posts.\
Just flew to Mexico, just flew to Amsterdam, etc.
Thanks R69/R81. I guess I''m being honest and direct because I''m 43 and feel like if I don''t say what I want now, I''m never going to get it! I agree about the obese thing. I''m not really into the trucker type with the mullet stereotype, although I don''t mind a little extra poundage, as I''ve said before.%0D\
I guess I still feel quite young at heart, and adventurous, and not quite ready to be put out to pasture. I envy gay men their ability to just go out and hook up. I don''t want to use anyone, or play games. I''d like mutual respect, to spend some time with a nice, attractive conversationalist, and even share a breakfast before going back to our respective lives. Is that too much to ask?
R84, I am NOT a man. I am a woman who likes sex...unashamedely. I suppose you think that women shouldn''t be sexual or express sexuality?
Yeah, if their posts are believable, they fly for dick all the time.
Hey Sean, what are you doing this weekend?%0D\
SEAN: Flying for dick
R81''s middle paragraph is very true
R81 I''m 57 yo, a lesbian, and not totally closeted. You are making a sweeping generalization about my generation...my age mates are not totally closeted either as a group. People in all age groups are closeted, for various reasons.%0D\
I have always been able to separate love from sex. Before I partnered, at age 46, I had dozens of casual encounters. Some for only one night, some for longer, and fuck-buddies aka FWBs. %0D\
OP, why don''t you just head down to Provincetown for a week? Hit up the Pied, Vixen, Boatslip, Harbour Lounge and see what happens. There''s lots of ladies down there, single, on vacation, with nice big beds at their inns.
OP, Where in the Northeast do you reside?\
I''m 41 successful single attractive and in great shape.\
Let''s bump pussies!
[quote]I suppose you think that women shouldn''t be sexual or express sexuality?\
Why did it take you 92 posts to finally get to your point?
If it weren''t for the age restriction OP, I''d hook up with you. It sounds like what you want is a committed casual relationship and I''m all for that, but I''m 23 so I guess no luck there.%0D\
Ignore the annoying, obnoxious bitches here.\
I hope you find a SPECTACULAR woman. Sounds like you deserve it. Don''t give up OP, she''s out there.
Bitches gonna SCISSOR up in here!!! Get that trib ON, cunts! Rub your sloppy wet gushing twats against each other and plunge your hands in and out, licking each other''s juices off your fingers before you dive down and put your whole face in her dripping, musky fuckhole and chew on those fuckin'' pink meat curtains. Suck that fuckin'' clitty, mama. Yeah.
That is how you eat a motherfucking PUSSY, fuckers! Shit gets REAL at about 3:50
Poseur alert @R97. We all know it''s beef curtains.
R93, I''m in Mass. Let''s go!%0D\
R94, I thought I made my point in the original post.%0D\
R95, you sound very sweet. I''m not usually into younger women, but maybe you could teach me a thing or two!%0D\
Thanks R63. You''re a sweetheart.
So if you''re in Boston, why aren''t you heading out to the clubs? I''m 44, lesbian and I know lots of my friends who are single would love to go home with someone they thought was hot. Do you go out? Do you try to hook up with people or is this just a wish you''re exploring?
Do your friends go to clubs in Boston, R100? Are there decent places for 40somethng women in Boston?
Another NEer, wondering
They mostly go to places in the South End - Beehive, etc. for drinks with friends. There''s always Club Cafe on Thursday nights. It''s gay clubs they go to. Mostly in the summer they head down to Ptown.
To be honest I don''t go out on the scene at all. I have a demanding job and a sport that takes up a lot of time, so I get to meet very few other women. It''s a wish I am exploring.
OP, I used to feel this way in my 20''s, but I was never vulgar about it.
Ok OP. Wine and dine me. And eat me out.
This thread has convinced me to get gastric bypass.
OP, you''ve got to get out on the scene - basically you want one night stands, right? Well, you''ve got to be out there! Find a gay pal, hit up the clubs with him, the women are out there, believe me.
OP? You sound like a real loser.
The "tits" and "pussy" comments rendered the rest of your opening post moot, op.\
"I''m 57 yo, a lesbian, and not totally closeted."\
R110, by "partially closeted" I assumed she meant the parts of herself she could squeeze into her closet.
This is a wee bit off topic, but since I'm not a paying member, I can't initiate a thread.%0D
I am a 43-year old gay man. I've never had sex with a woman. I am not bi; I am gay. However, I've been wondering what it would be like to eat pussy. Not pussy belonging to a woman I like (i.e., not a friend), but eating the pussy of a slutty woman who acts like a porn star. It would have to be a nasty, dirty, porn-dvd scene. I am not interested in any type of loving intimacy with a woman - I am just wondering what it would be like to have a horny slutty woman with a shaved pussy squatting over my mouth while I focus on eating her out and she rubs her tits and moans and talks dirty. %0D
I love eating ass (on a man of course!) and wonder if I'd like pussy. To make matters more confusing, when a guy has his head btwn my legs, I love to pretend (silently) that I am a woman getting her pussy eaten...same thing when I sit on a guy's face.%0D
I know I will be attacked on here, but perhaps someone can give me some guidance or advice. Not sure if I should pursue this fantasy. Not sure if I did pursue it that I'd enjoy it or just humiliate myself (I know....I JUST humiliated myself.).
Richard - you have a HOT imagination. Find some whore (straight - not lesbian) at a local watering hole, get drunk, tell her exactly what you said here and go for it! Then come back here and tell us all about it.
R113, Thank you. Thank you for not saying something rude to me. Honest question, is this a better idea than paying for a whore? A gay buddy told me that it would be better to do this with a horny, frustrated housewife whose husband doesn''t eat her pussy rather than a call girl who will be "acting." I suppose a horny frustrated woman would love to have a guy''s head btwn her legs. Not sure how to even eat pussy so I''d love to have a guy there to show me how. Two guys and a horny woman could be hot.
Do NOT pay for a whore. They are mentally doing their grocery lists as you fuck them. So either find the frustrated housewife - or better yet - the sexually frustrated alcoholic straight girl who needs to prove her sexual worth to men and gets off on the fact that a gay guy can''t resist her. Its the girls with self esteem issues who are out to prove something to themselves through sex that you want to find. They are usually at bars so it should be easy hunting! If she is pawing at your crotch after a few drinks (playful flirting) then you are home free.
How about an ad on Craigslist? So, will Richard enjoy eating pussy if he enjoys eating ass? What about the possibility of eating a woman''s ass? Is that a good idea?
Sure there''s nothing better when you are a sexually frustrated housewife than having some gay guy who doesn''t know what he is doing lapping away while another guy shouts encouragement and instructions.%0D\
You people really live in a weird dream world when it comes to straight people''s sex lives. You really believe that straight people will turn to gay guys before they seek out another straight person.
You are very judgmental Judy! I can see a horny dirty little woman getting turned on by having a first timer who has only had sex with men, going down on her while she teaches him how to eat her pussy. And, to have another guy there...the two of them working to pleasure her...would add to the excitement of being taken care of.
Y0u might be watching too much porn if you believe that, R118. But thank you for your kind salutation.
I did get a chuckle out of your, "some gay guy who doesn''t know what he is doing lapping away" line. Like I''m a dog licking myself. The thought of it!%0D\
You are a man? A woman? And may I ask where you live?
You''ll be lapping away at the vagina,Richard. Because you won''t know what you''re doing. Why is that so hard to understand?%0D\
But hey, if this is your fantasy, go for it. Good luck.
r117 - You are a hero/heroine! Do tell us your gender. And where do you live?
Based on what Richard wrote, I''d say he was a natural!
Hey a little off topic, Can a lesbian feel her partner''s cum? Like when she has an orgasm and they touching vaginas, does stuff come out?
Ignorant Gay Male
Lesbians have what can best be described as pre-cum. The pussy starts getting wetter and wetter as arousal builds. When she comes, it''s more of a shudder and the internal walls of the pussy contract. That''s it. Only a very very small percentage of women ejaculate. And those that do squirt out of their urethra. Women have three holes: pee hole, pussy hole, and ass hole. So most women get wet through the pussy before and during sex - an over all wetness.
r109, I concur.
I dont agree 125, after i cum i secrete quite a bit of what looks like discharge
Go away r124.
Richard can eat my pussy any day.
Well, not sure I''m a natural, but I''d like to give it the old college try. Shaved pussy, straddling my face; I''d suck on it and direct my tongue wherever the woman told me.
So women don''t really squirt like they do in those porn videos? What''s that about? I can''t eat pussy if it tastes like fish in any way. Does pussy really taste like fish? I want any pussy I eat to taste like Irish Spring. Non-negotiable.
I''m sorry but reading about dykes desperately wanting pussy is NOT what I call entertainment. Can''t DL set up a bull duke forum so they can all just go over there when they go into estrous and their old lesbo vulvas start a''swellin?
The only pussy I want purrs & uses the litter box
Richard, have you eaten any pussy this week?
Like Richard, I am a gay man who fantasizes about eating some horny whore''s twat while she sits on my face and rubs her tits. Anyone have any thoughts on this? She have to be a moaner and a totally horny slut...rubbing her cha-cha all over my face and telling me what to do.
I wish someone were eating my pussy right about now.
What does it feel like to have your pussy eaten?
Good question....what DOES it feel like to have one''s pussy eaten?
Killing myself laughing as I read the last ten or so posts.
ok im game nbb
i need sum free pussy now i need to get off on a womanpussy and get lay
OP, try an escort. You can go to some of these clubs, check them out safely and have a clean sexy shag at home.
This thread is two years old. Wonder if OP ever got any?
R21 = guy who watches too much porn AND believes it's real.
I doubt it, r 142.
"haved pussy, straddling my face; I'd suck on it and direct my tongue wherever the woman told me"
Richard, I hope someone told you about the clitoris before you had your experience.
You need to state your boundaries, OP.
i want a guy, man, fuck a male who sees me only as a individual who wants my lips only top and bottom my hips only my hair only my blue eyes only. does this truly exist
My hot PUSSY is so ready and ripe!
I don't think I've ever been more turned off.
I'll give my pussy for you to enjoy
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I would eat your pussy anytime
OP, I'd go for you, but we likely live miles apart and I am much younger, so you might not be into that. Too bad, you sound perfect.
The 'financially solvent' part ensures you a lifetime supply of fish from any one of thousands of fish escort services everywhere!
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Who can get down with the puss?
OP sounds like my ex. And I don't mean that in a good way.
Where's the OP?
Neck deep, likely, r162.
i think you are just what i am lookng for. not sure if you will be intetested in me as I am a beginner in lesbian sex, I just know that I want to try it.I am same age, very fit and gagging for it. Love K xxx
im in need for some good wet pussy
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What's wrong with some of you posting your phone numbers here?
You should be exploiting hotties half your age who value maturity and the strong emotional connection you desire.
Your money won't help you much, since they can always get that from men.
"You should be exploiting hotties half your age who value maturity and the strong emotional connection you desire."
Hotties half her age desire and value hotties half her age.
I'm two weeks old...interested OP?
push push in the bush
I am a gay male. Recently, a very attractive lesbian friend of mine was lamenting the fact that she could not get laid. She had "needs" and could not really fulfill them. I suggested she just go to the wherever it is lesbians go to cruise and pick up a one night stand. She scoffed at my suggestion and said to me: "I guess you don't know lesbians. Unlike gay guys who can go out, find someone and then each party goes on his way, lesbians are MUCH different. They don't adhere to the philosophy of suck 'em, fuck 'em, and chuck 'em. Oh, no! If you go to bed with a woman, the next morning you find a U-Haul truck outside your building, unloading her whole life!!" .. Is this true? I mean, what's up with that??!!!
r172, unfortunately it is true for most lesbians.
But not for the lesbo rummies/barflies. If you're not particular, you can find nsa sex.
Angelina Jolie is TOTALLY the OP, just slightly lying about her age so people aren't surprised by how aged she appears when they meet IRL.
What R172 said is why I haven't tried to be a lesbian. Random guys can be sketchy, but even male friends are usually willing to be cool after casual sex. However, I am emotionally interested in most women and think they're beautiful. Guys I'm emotionally interested in are much more rare. I hate hurting the feelings of other women for some reason, and care a little less about men's feelings (stupid, I know). Due to this, I've never been too tempted to explore sexuality with other women. I guess I should've been more aggressive in finding other experiment-friendly girls in college. I've gotten along fine without it, but I still wonder.
I'm amazed that no one called this OBVIOUS troll thread. This sounds like the work of the obsessed troll who did all the crab-walking lesbian / Once Around the Garden bullshit.
I need me some Christmas PUSSY call me
Not funny dude, the woman was raped.
r175, Craigslist is full of women just like yourself; women who just want to "experiment".
Get back to us.
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Three weeks ago my boyfriend broke up with me. it all started when i Travel to UK to spend my holiday with my friend,i was trying to contact him but it was not going through. So when i came back from UK i saw him with a lady kissing, i was frustrated and it gives me sleepless night. I called my friend told her what happened and she introduce me to a spell cater who helped her long time ago. Which i contact him and i never believed that the spell will work so easily because i have contacted many spell casters to get him back all they do is to take my money with no result. I am happy to tell you all that my boyfriend is back and committed to me alone and he do whatever i ask him to do with love and care. All thanks to John Yi Yi the great magician who helped me to restore my boy friend to me:email@example.com.. Email this powerful and authentic spell caster via email now firstname.lastname@example.org
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I need me some hot sweaty pussy and a job
My pussy needs a good licking (Cleaning) it really smells today!
Sherry from TLC Hoarders I want to eat out both your holes
Need me some PUSSY
text me ladie in tn 8659638571 my name trey
is she in tn
I want pussy I'm horny my cock is hard
If I hook u up with some pussy will you fix my radiator
T a joke right?
Op are you feminine?
okay where are you and would you do a threesome?
People this thread is two and half years old?!
Who keeps bumping it and more importantly, did the OP get any?
pussy and ass pussy and ass and cute little toes to suck I want it non stop its all I think about
OP if you're actually a woman and actually lesbian or bisexual there are tons of websites and bars for this sort of thing. DL isn't a dating service or hook up site.
I got a big fat dick for you I bet we can make it work I love to eat pussy email@example.com
I need some pussy too call me 3135859349 or 5863628839
My name is Wesley, I live in Arizona (USA), and I’m happily married with a lovely wife and three children. I had a very big problem with my wife few months ago, to the extent that she even packed her things away from me and my kids for almost 3 months,and i tried all my possible best and effort to bring her back,but all to no avail. I discussed it with a very good friend of mine,and he gave me an advice concerning a spell caster,and i quote.“There’s someone who can handle your situation,he’s always ready and able to do anything related to spell casting, i will Advise you to contact him with his email firstname.lastname@example.org he gave to me”,because i never dream of loosing my lovely wife.And that’s how i contacted him with his email address,and i discussed with him and so surprisingly,he told me that I’ll get my wife back a day after,until when i got home,the next day,my wife send me to text message to inform me that she was coming back…..So amazing i quickly inform Dr Zogo about it, he instruct me to call her which i did with joy in my heart, !! That’s how i got my wife back through spell casting and our relationship is now stronger than how it were before. One of the price i was asked to pay was to tell it to people around me that problems like this,can always be solved by “Dr Zogo The Great”. So! my advice for you out there is to visit this same website,and tell him your problems too,if you are in any condition related to love issue or getting your ex back,to have a happy family..... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS email@example.com .. AS HIS POWERS ARE SO STRONG AND VERY EFFECTIVE AND HAS NO BAD EFFECT INSTEAD IT HAVE A VERY GOOD RESULT AFTER CASTING THE SPELL.
This thread seriously took a turn for the worse.
Not only that, R199, the OP gave a full dossier on her life and a lengthy list of qualifications for her "casual sex" partner to fulfill. It's a hook up. Who needs to know if the person can "dress well" during social and business gatherings for a quickie?
WTF who goes on DL for a hook up or to post a personal ad?
OP, do you have a big ass? Are you black?
If so, contact my publicist.
My true life story, My husband is back! After 6 years of marriage, my husband left me with two kids. I felt like my life is about to end i was falling apart. a friend of my introduce me to this great man Dr Orissa, I contacted him I explained my problem to him, he solve the problem peacefully In just 24 hours my husband come back home to show me and our kids much love and apologize for all the pain he have bring to the family. thanks Dr Orissa you solved my issues, and we are even happier than before you are the best spell caster, Dr Orissa i really appreciate the love spell you casted for me to get my husband back in my life i will keep sharing more testimonies to people about your good work Thank very much Dr Orissa.in-case you are in any problem you can contact him via email;firstname.lastname@example.org
OP sounds like she's advertising relationship qualities.
OP if just sex is what you really want, then target bicurious / poly women with boyfriends or husbands. They won't fall in love with you.
OP's was an old post, but you know, I've had a hard time making lesbian fuck buddies. I've been upfront with the past three women I started fucking regularly without wanting a relationship, and within two months, two of the tree began acting as though we were in a relationship.
I've found that the best places to have NSA sexual encounters have been anonymous lesbian kink parties, because no names or contact info are exchanged.
I could use a little pussy too, mine's as big as that fuckin' ashtray!!!!
I would, OP. Only if you're fun and pleasant to be with.
But then it's all a matter of taste.
This thread is three years old. It's time to lock it.
im deseparte to know what it taste like so i want to eat some pussy
Is this still active?
[quote]OK [R7], you're right and I'll bite. I like women between the ages of 35 and 55, intelligent, relaxed, comfortable, friendly and unpretentious, with a sense of humor and some intellect. Physically, a reasonable weight, soft natural boobs, long or short hair but with the ability to dress well. Able to carry a conversation and an appreciation of music, food and good wine.
Some advice from a gay man, you'll never get a nice no consequence hookup if you insist on conversation.
The way it works is this:
"are you hot?"
It's absolutely irrelevant how they dress because they'll be clothed for 5 minutes and you'll never see him again.
Who the fuck cares what he's interested in.
Please someone in Evansville fuck me
Can eat your prissy
Anyone who advertises "financially solvent" as relevant to sex should be looking for someone who is for sale.
r221 clearly doesn't understand how lesbians operate!
This is one amuuuuuusing thread. Isn't it, Alan?
I thought we'd established that there are no escorts for gay women ... something to do with "setting boundaries"?
I'm curious to try
I'm curious22 and very New to this
LOL [R 19] !!! Yeah we definitely need some clam hunt ;))
I'm 44 female straight (I might be bi) I haven't had sex with a man in years, and I often fantasize about having sex with women... and men. But I'm way too shy to approach anyone. I'm highly attracted to hot men too. Middle age crisis? probably, I'm so confused.
Straight male here. I like your style and wish you the best. I just wondered, did you ever get the tits, ass and pussy you were looking for? Or was this a big waste of time? I know it may be so late you won't read back. But if you do, how about telling us how you did?
Hello my name Sherry, My love is back! After 6 years of marriage, my husband left me with my two kids. I felt like my life is about to end i was falling apart. a friend of my introduce me to this great man called Dr Amba, I contacted him I explained my problem to him, he solve the problem peacefully In just 24 hours my husband come back home to show me and my kids so much love and apologize for all the pains he have cause to the family. thanks Dr Amba you solved my issues, and we are even happier more than before you are the best spell caster, Dr Amba i really appreciate the spell you casted for me to get my husband back in my life i will keep sharing more testimonies to people about your good work Thank very much Dr Amba.in-case you are in any problem you can contact him via email; email@example.com
The fucked-up, comedic thread that will never die.
Hello i am Mark Rebecca am from United Kingdom I am so happy to let the whole word know how this powerful spell caster saved my marriage. Everything was going down the drain as my husband can not stop cheating on me with other women. It became used to always heating on me. I tried to make him stop, but I couldn't help the situation, the more I tried, the harder it becomes. At times we will fight and go apart for some months and we will come back again just because of our kids. One day a friend told me about this spell caster who helped her too, his name is Dr. ONIHA, she said he uses white magic spells to solve spiritual problems. I decided to give it a try, I contacted him and he told me it will take just 2 to 3 days and I will see great changes in my husband. He actually cast a spell, believe me after 2 to 3 days of the spell, my husband was confessing different names of woman he has slept with. He begged for forgiveness and never to try it again. From that day till now, my mind is at rest. My husband dislike every other women on earth except me. And am so happy to have him for myself alone. The spell caster’s contact is: firstname.lastname@example.org
Mark? Or Rebecca? Or Mark Rebecca?
You sound like fun OP. Makes me wish was a lesbian...almost!
OP, I also like having sex on stacks of money!
I'm black with a master dick girls if y'all wanna fuck hit me up
What women is up and want to talk
I love pussy, im so horny rite now who wants to phone sex
I need sex very bad please come get me and fuck me all night long
I really really really just want to eat some pussy!
Hey there ladies my name ISHCAPONE and I'm looking to eat some pussy I really really really want you eat some pussy I want a real sexy lady to ride my face so if that's you a email me at email@example.com
I want some pussy tonight
How do people (non-DLers) find this thread? What are they Googling?
I would never choose a woman (supposedly a woman) who writes in public 'I want to eat pussy'.
Probably |"need pussy," R244
I need some pussy haven't had any in 4 years
[quote]I'm nice, drama-free,
You, madam, are NO true lesbian then!
You need you some pussy? How about lapping on my stinky balls?
I wont pussy now
What about the Clitty, not just the Putty?!
I need some pussy as well u sound fun
what about a horny man with very nice equipment package that wants to fuck and suck tonight
suckin on my titties like you wanted
tickle my skittle
Thanks to dr baluta as he is a great spell caster who brought back my lover.....
I want to tell everyone about my meeting with Prophet baluta who was able to bring back my ex lover within the period of 2days... At these moment i don't have anything to say than to appreciate the good works of Prophet baluta who you can simply reach at: firstname.lastname@example.org OR call +2348156674673
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WTF is wrong with this thread.
I'm going to sign firstname.lastname@example.org for every shitty spam subscription I can find.
This thread is really weird. Why so much spam?
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my name is Lady smith ella. I never believe there will ever be a solution to my relationship problem with my lover. My
lover called Jerry smith threw me out of his house and brought in another lady who he now feels the only best for him.
Until one day I receive a phone call from a friend in the city that my man is going out on a date with another woman in
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great while that my man will be back to me if only I believe on his work,so after 36hrs I receive a phone call from Jerry,
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