Gray spandex suit, my Aunt Fanny.%0D\
Those 2 played hide the salami all thru the shooting of this movie - and the nipple thing is the dead giveaway....
[quote]Robert Pattinson makes it clear that his dick is bigger than Taylor Lautner''s...\
No he didn''t. He''s talking about how foolish Taylor and actually any guy would look in the CGI spandex suit.
You''re a fucking moron R3. Pattinson was saying exactly what the OP was inferring.
Except that Lautner is light years more attractive than that brooding pinhead with an overbite. Pattinson looks like Miss Prissy.
"I liked the tent scene because %C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A8I have to grab Taylor''s chest and his nipples get hard really easily,"\
What a weird thing to say. Is Rob basically outing Taylor (and/or himself)?\
Wonder what the studio thinks of this one?
He didn''t imply that his dick was bigger. He implied that they were equals when it comes to dick size.
Where did he say anything about dick size?
Pattinson really is fug in my opinion. I don''t get why all the girls go ga ga over him.
R3, R7, and R8...%0D\
[quote]It seems like I''m always picking on Taylor, but the funniest moment was when he was in%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A8this little grey Spandex suit he sometimes had to wear for the CGI. Taylor quite frequently%C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A8out-mans me, so seeing him %C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A8in that little Spandex outfit %C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A8made me feel much better about myself. %0D
It sounds like the spadex suit made him look girly. There is no clue he''s talking about penis size, which we all know that Taylor has no problems in that area.
Pattinson is not ugly - those who say so are ridiculous. He has a sexiness and charm that Taylor will never have. Pattinson is also British, and that gives him a foreign sexy quality that Taylor also lacks, not to mention that Taylor has high-pitched voice.
The comment about the hard nipples may be much more significant.
You people are completely ignorant. R11 is the ONLY one on this thread who can read.
"It sounds like the spadex suit made him look girly."\
he always looks girly.
Let''s talk more about the fact that Robert said he makes Taylor''s nipples hard.\
What does the studio think of this?
sorry, he was making a comment about penis size. it''s obvious...and funny, and very standard for male celebs promoting a movie together.%0D\
you all need to get out more.
[quote]Taylor quite frequently out-mans me%0D\
What exactly does that mean? How does he do that?
I think he means that Taylor is more muscular, R18
Well, clearly Taylor is the top and Pattinson is the bottom, and finally Pattinson feels equal...
Probably lifting weights, R18.
Rob is involved with Tom Sturridge, not Taylor.\
But it''s interesting that Rob admits he makes Taylor''s nipples hard.
Of course he''s talking about Lautner''s dick.\
And he''s practically outing him.\
This is hardly subtle.
I think he''s trying to tease us Matt Damon / Ben Affleck style.
Matt and Ben NEVER talked about each other''s nipples or dicks - only their asses....
"he''s practically outing him."\
I think when Rob says Taylor''s nipples got hard when he touched him that he is outing him.
Pattinson''s nose always looks like it''s made of wax and he''s been left in a hot room.
Does anyone seriously doubt that Pattinson has the bigger dick?
Both seem gay to me. And I bet Pattinson has a realllly small dick. Just a hunch.\
Robert''s quotes just get gayer and gayer. First he hates vagina, now he''s talking about his co-stars hard nipples?
I don''t think he was referring to dick size. Just that Taylor looked goofy in spandex and he was glad that he didn''t have to wear that. And seeing his spray on abs in the second movie, so is the world.
Well it''s nice to know Taylor has responsive nipples.
How would Pattinson know that Lautner''s nipples "get hard easily," except that he, Pattinson, sees to it that it regularly happens?
Never fount R Pat to be attractive, but seeing him in interviews, he''s growing on me. ...tons of charisma
Lautner makes me moist.
I don''t think RP is handsome but I think he is sexy as hell. Very charismatic.
I always thought TL had a fucked up face - weird nose and eyes. Then my niece, who''s 9 and a total Twihard, asked me to take her. After seeing it (underwhelming) I now find TL really hot. I''m a cliche!!
[quote]I bet both have never touched a woman sexually.\
After seeing this pic of Taylor, I can''t see anything else... Definitely not hot.
[quote]"I liked the tent scene because %C3%A2%C2%80%C2%A8I have to grab Taylor''s chest and his nipples get hard really easily," laughs Rob, 24. \
Have Rob and Taylor seen each other naked and compared cocks?
Jared and Jensen
Someone once said that TL looks like he''s been punched in the nose and his eyes are swelled shut. I think that''s pretty accurate.%0D\
RP looks like a scarecrow that''s losing his stuffing.
Lautner maybe the ugliest actor around right now. And Pattinson is highly overrated in the looks department. He''s passable at best.
OK, this thread is making me [italic]HARD AS FUCK[/italic].
But That''s Just Me
Kellan Lutz probably has the biggest dick of the three.\
And it would be interesting to know what really goes on between these guys.
OMG, MORONS, IDIOTS WHILE SHOOTING IN VANCOUVER THE WEATHER WAS EXTREMELY COLD AND RAINY, DURING THE SHOOTS TAYLOR LAUTNER HAD TO DO MANY SCENES SHIRTLESS, SHOW ME ANY MAN WHO''S NIPPLES WON''T GET HARD WHEN THE TEMPERATURE IS BELOW 60 DEGREES, LOL ENOUGH SAID NO ONE IS OUTING ANYONE AND NO DICK SIZES ARE REFERED TOO, GOD GET A LIFE PEOPLE
And the hysterical fangurls arrive, capitals, ''Get a Life'' and everything..
But R60 spoke in ALL CAPS, so he must be right, R61!
Heterosexual guys can be such kidders!
The truth is that not one of the 3 - RP, TL, or KL are all that attractive. There''s something wrong with all their faces. It''s like they''ve got a missing gene or something. If you sat them down on a bench and really took a close look at them you''d think you were at a facility for "special" people.
"Pattinson is not ugly - those who say so are ridiculous."\
Please. Pattinson is fugly and has zero sex-appeal.
[quote]Robert is hinting that he''s gay again.%0D\
Rob more than hints he''s gay everytime he puts my cock in his mouth!%0D\
No, he''s fucking ME.
I wonder if Kristen has ever even seen a penis?
ok you dipshits one robert never said anything about dick size and 2 never said anything about making taylors nipples hard! they are not guy people. and ROBERT is fucking hott i would marry him in a heart beat!
Robert Pattinson, Andrew Garfield and Taylor Lautner are the GAY TRIFECKA of Hollywood!
[quote]ok you dipshits one robert never said anything about dick size and 2 never said anything about making taylors nipples hard! they are not guy people. and ROBERT is fucking hott i would marry him in a heart beat!%0D\
Thanks for posting that dear. How was school today? What did you do during recess?%0D\
Well, we know R71 failed spelling and grammar.
Weren''t Robert and Andrew climbing all over each other at an event last year?
This could also mean Taylor has extreme tiny meat.
Possibly from all the steroids, R76?
Well, Taylor looks like a total bottom, so a little dick works out quite well for him.
Babs Bush trying to be cool with the grandkids
[quote]Possibly from all the steroids%0D\
What would steroids have to do with a small dick, r77?
Little dicks are genetic. You can always tell from the voice, what size the gonads are. \
Guys with little dicks often intentionally force their voices down - it sounds fake, but you can always surprise them and tell by their high pitched squeal response, followed by an immediate lower voice correction. They should just accept their tiny meat and work on their bubble butts, knowing where their true talents naturally lay.
[quote]You can always tell from the voice, what size the gonads are.\
R80 hits on the one mostly reliable external clue to dick size.
I think RP is hot to death...but I do agree he has a woman''s lower body
"You can always tell from the voice, what size the gonads are."\
Link to medical research, please.
i hope edwards/roberts cock is bigger it would feel nicer i love u edward x im ur bigest fan x
OPs title hints of frottage!
TAYLOR. ISNT . GAY. PEOPLE. HE IS DATINGA CHICK NAMED OF EMMA COLLINS WHO'S DAD IS SUM FAMUSS MUSIC PERSON. R PATS ISNT GAY EITHER SINCE HE IN IS LOVE WITH TAYLOR STEWART WHO RULES. WISH IT WAS ME HE WAS FUCKING
Taylor Lautner has got to be the most obviously closeted homosexual in Hollywood. Like Clay Aiken before he came out.
Robert Pattinson also says Taylor Lautner has a great ass... He teasingly flirts with Taylor fairly often. I can easily picture them both being gay but for some reason I can't picture them being each other's type or actually having anything going on.
If Taylor is gay and closeted and Pattinson knows it but is straight himself, then Pattinson is being a dick. If they're both gay or both straight, whatever.
The Rabid Twitard Fangurl is back at r86
Not only is Taylor Lautner Gay, he is extremely femme in person, like a young Richard Simmons. Not a flaming as Andrew Garfield, who sets new records in flamboyancy and actually beats Richard Simmons.
Robert Pattinson is actually more butch in person, still homosexual, but it is harder to tell. So I can see why many females still think Pattinson likes girls.
This thread actually got me hard.
Word R91. Pattison joking about how easily Lautner's nipples gets hard when he grabs him definitely got my blood flowing.
It isn't a bad mental image to say the least.
I do agree that Pattison likes making Lautner uncomfortable by joking about Lautner's sexuality. I mean the MTV movie awards is the most flagrant example but there are a ton.
Now now, girls. You're BOTH hideously ugly...
Ain't that the truth, R93.
what are thay saying thay ary bothe gay and you can tall bay waching ther movie.
taylor is hot & agly at the same time oh & he's dick is big & hairy
I think Taylor's ugly too. Pattison would be good looking but he's gotten so grungey he's gross. Probably to try to scare the fangirls away. I worry that Pattison's going to insane or kill himself or something. This damned Twilight crap needs to end.
"Little dicks are genetic. You can always tell from the voice, what size the gonads are."
Don't know if this is true or not -- but the relative size of the index finger to the ring finger shows the amount of prenatal testosterone the fetus was exposed to. (The longer the ring finger, the more testosterone.)
So does that mean a long ring finger (relative to index) would mean longer dick?
Meant to say "going to go insane"
I get a very strong impression that Pattinson's dick is micro sized. He's also fug.
So Lautner looks like a llama. A very sexy llama.
What the fuck is that girl wearing? That's hidious! Is she British?
I think they should out each other. Three stars of a very popular teen film and all of them gay, who would have guessed?
I can't tell if Pattinson is gay because he's English. It's often misleading. But the fact that he said he doesn't like vagina is a HUGE clue that he is, indeed, a homo.
There is no doubt in my mind that the nelly bottom, Taylor Lautner, is as gay as Oscar Wilde's penis.
Consider that both are gay. Pattinson seems more "masculine," despite Lautner's muscles. He can pass more easily, whereas Lautner cannot. Did you see him in his very own action movie? OMG, it was like watching Richard Simmons butch it up. But Richard can butch it up better than Lautner so that says a lot.
What I get from this comment is that there is a bit of underlying competitiveness between the two. Perhaps they act friendly but are anything but friends. Pattinson knows it's important to appear hetero in Hollywood and these little snipes are his way of yanking Lautner's chain. He's subtly hinting that Lautner has a sexual response to men, tries to overcompensate for his nelliness (out-man's him), and is not as manly as Pattinson.
I see these comments as the snide, bitchy comments of a jealous, bitchy queen and not friendly flirting.
Rpatz come to the dell not weknd so we can hangout &drinks SBM beers
Pattison spends a lot of time hanging around the very, very gay Andrew Garfield.
More time than he spends with Tom, R106?
R106, you sound like you want to go write some fanfiction. If you write it I will read it.
R103, they should just all come out together.
Robert is the one guy who I would tell to shave his pits. They are the rattiest looking things I've ever seen! They look abnormal. He also needs to take a bath.
Robert is the coolest of this group though. He's the only one who has a sense of humor and is willing to make fun of Catherine Hardwicke and the whole Twilight b.s.
I think his cock is about the size of Russell Brand's.
Don't forget me.
I like living with gay men.
R110, That is what I like about him... but it is a bit unprofessional. I find him incredibly amusing in interviews.
We mustn't forget Nikki Reed either. I gather she's bi.
I think R104's assessment is spot on.
WHAT SIZE IS IT! (TAYLORS)
I doubt we're going to get that type of information, R115.
What I do find interesting is how much Robert seems to like teasing Taylor.
Over the past couple of years he has done a number of things like this, including kissing him on national television at the MTV Awards, and telling a t.v. interviewer last fall that Taylor has a great ass.
I can't tell whether Lautner minds Pattinson teasing him or not.
I'm pretty sure Lautner agreed to the kiss ahead of time, the camera showed his facial expression before hand.
Doesn't Taylor look surprised when Robert kisses him?
Anyway, here's the clip a few months ago when Robert tells the interviewer he thinks Taylor has a great ass and Taylor says "Oh, stop it!":
I think Robert Pattinson suspects Taylor Lautner is gay and that's why he keeps making jokes suggesting that he is gay.
I think Pattinson is bisexual. He seems quite comfortable with women and has said a lot of straight remarks but has also said a lot of gay remarks, even considering his British humor and the fact he grew up with two sisters.
I think Taylor is gay because he acts like it, and he seems more than just a bit flattered when Rob teases him or "hits on him".
[quote]He's talking about how foolish Taylor and actually any guy would look in the CGI spandex suit.
You must have missed seeing Eli Manning in a CGI spandex suit - total hunk!
How does RPats know? Did they rub one out together?
R-Patz is absolutely hideous. He barely looks like a human being.
Taytay, otoh, is adorable!
He may be nelly, but the cuteness and muscles make up for it imo, yum!
And yes, R-Patz was obviously making a "tinymeat" joke.
That's what guys do, on movie sets (and elsewhere).
Michael Vartan was nekkid in One Hour Photo. During interviews for the movie, both he and Robin Williams joked about how cold the room was (therefore, he had a teeny weenie).
Famous guys aren't allowed to brag about their big dicks, they have to always claim to be small even when they're not. Nobody likes a braggart.
Michael Fassbender is hung like a horse and was also unwilling to brag about it for some reason.