I agree, OP, but he looked bad in those BMW commercials that aired during Mad Men last year-like he aged 15 years overnight.
Back in his Daily Show days, he oozed all sorts of hotness. Then there was a segment that had him with his shirt off. OMG! He had a brain and body to die for. It was enough to give him a pass for life. He could end up a 900-pound lard ass who can''t get himself to sit upright in bed, but he''s got enough hotness to carry him through.
We''ve talked about him here before, and other posters have said he is gay.
Yes, he is very gay. I used to see him at Equinox in West Hollywood, and he was very open about his sexuality. However, having spoken to him several times I would not say he is ''smart'', or anything close to that. He just can read a script very well.\
He''s a very nice guy, and nice looking, but not a lot going on upstairs.
Reply 4 you are a sniveling little cunt. U obviously do not know Brian, in fact you sound like some sad queen who admired from afar and never had the testosterone that outweighs the estrogen to say hello. I personally do know Brian. You are wrong he is not very gay, and even if he was what gives you the right to say something about someone you don''t even know. I feel sorry for you. You are obviously a bitter lonely queen who has nothing better to do. Brian is extremely knowledgeable and if you truly knew him you would know that he is off script at least 70% of the time. You should really check your last season L.A.S.C. gym shorts at the door before speaking put of jest.\
I showed Brian your post, R5 (or is it Reply 5) and he said "U" are a constipated, pretentious, adolescent, foul-mouthed, deluded loser that he hopes is not one of the crazy idiots who have been attacking his fans by calling them names and going off their meds in order to crap out extremely long paragraphs of nonsensical vitriol over nothing. \
In other words, shit-for-brains, it would be better if you studied for that summer school test so you can pass the seventh grade and take one step closer to that career at McDonalds that awaits tools of such limited intelligence and communication skills, rather than natter at adults and embarrass yourself without realizing it.\
Brian also told me to tell you that even though he is gay he would prefer if you not use his image as jack-off fodder because the thought of it makes him want to find you and take two corn-on-the-cob holders to your tiny ball sack until all that''s left is a small pink fizz.
Cut out the meth r5.
Boy what a hunk GREAT LOOKING and 45 looks 35 if a day!!! as well i bet a great lover too .... tall the nose and neck yum !! and from Ohio WOW the man that get him i am Jelious Smart studly and i sure a hell of a lot fun in the sack>>>>>> \
Mike From Houston
Posted this before, but I know Brian.\
Gay and not *terribly* open about it, but less closeted than he used to be.\
And R4 is all kinds of wrong about Brian''s intellect. The dude is whip-smart and very politically astute.\
Why have there been two threads about him in the last few days?
My cousin''s friend who is a stylist to ALL the big names in Hollyweird says that Brian can''t believe you''re all talking him like he''s some piece of meat and that Brian has feelings - feelings you''ll never be able to fathom. Because of his deepness.
He''s a really nice guy, bitches. Move on.
Someone bumped up this thread that was started a year ago even though there''s a more recent one floating around. \
I always thought Unger was hot going back to his "Daily Show" days. I worked on the pilot for that terrible Fox news spoof "The 1/2 Hour News Hour" which Brian appeared on (though he''s wisely scrubbed it from his imdb resume.) He was the best thing about the show and put the actor-hosts to shame.
I''ve thought he was hot the very first time on The Daily Show. Really sexy guy.
Those who claim they know Brian Unger -- ask him to be a dear and post a "Weiner pic" in this thread so we can decide if the BDF marker holds in his case.\
Any see his feets?
Anyone see his SOCKED feets?
Anyone see him barefoot or in socked feet?\
Take a cell phone photo for us. TIA
I am very close friends with Brian. Great guy, incredibly smart and kind. He is what this community should all aspire to be: A member of mainstream society who lives his life openly as he chooses.
He has big feet, trust me on this.
I can also confirm big, beautiful feet. Saw him in flip-flops before the taping.
I think brian is a smart handsome guy. I''m actually watching his show how the states got their shapes. He may not be gay but he is very easy on the eyes.
baseball guy 27
I don''t find him good looking at all -- especially that hooked nose! Reminds me of John Carradine, who I always loved but never found attractive -- more like fascinating.\
I liked Unger a lot as a sub for Olbermann -- only time I could bear to watch that show. Smart, funny, seemed like a great guy. Just not good looking.
Hey, just don''t forget about me.
David Tyler Muir
Muir, you''re not even close to the stately majesty that is Brian Unger. \
Get back on the porch like the little punk dog you are.
I want him in me!
very very deeply, ''run silent, run deep!"
Another one I liked but he didn''t get a lot of play was Ken Ober. . . always thought he was gay.
Anyone see his erect cock?
OH JESUS!!! ALL THIS ANONYMOUS ARGUING OVER BRIAN UNGER? CHRIST!!!
David Tyler Muir (I mean r.37) give it up. You are ovah!
He hosts "How States Got Their Shapes" on the History Channel. I noticed he has very buff arms.
[quote]Anyone see his SOCKED feets?
Let me just say this, big feet!
He is yummmmmmyyyyy
I want in his pants NAO
Brian has a hang nail of left smallest toe. He has some irritant between his first and second toe on his right foot. There is some callus build up on both of his heels, but if you catch him right after he soaks his feet in salt water, they can be tasty. Brian wears a size 11.5/46 size shoe but in a very narrow width. I suspect the final diagnosis is athletes foot with a pencil dick.
Humorist Brian Unger shares his thoughts on the politics of coming out of the closet — and the real challenges of engineering an "outing" to make a big impact.
100% unquestionably a power bottoming cock smoker but a good guy none the less.
I think a lot of the things posted were very rude. He seems like a very smart, thoughtful, and sensitive guy. Shouldn't we as a gay community worry more about what is in a mans heart and in his brain, then whats in his pants. I understand he will never read this, but whatever. I would love to sit, have dinner with him and have a real discussion! I think it would be a a very fun time. But i do to say, i think he is such a handsome man, and staring into his eyes while chatting wouldn't hurt either!
Would suck his knob dry.
I want to smell and eat out his ass. He's nearly twice my age - we'd have some great daddy/boy sex.
Josh from Wisconsin! Try using punctuation other than an exclamation point! And you must be new here! Because you're a blithering idiot!
If he is gay he is a hottie
Wether or not his private likes are.. i dont think its very cool to be splattering it across the web. Hes a good entertainer and you should be discussing that topic. I know a lot of celebrity people and its astonishing that america believes that just because you are an entertainer that we have a right to belittle and get invovled with the privacy of them and their families. I like him.. take your highschool locker room chatter else where and let the man be..if not Pog mo Thoine
I think his anus is tremendous!
at this day and age, does sexual orientation matter?
Brian bumps this thread when he needs an ego boost and a laugh.
"H-e-y-y-y Brian!" (waving arm like a flappy inflatable advertising gimmick)
No idea, but in her memoir "Lizz Free or Die" (which is very funny), Lizz Winstead says they were a couple for years.
I hope so, OP.
Sadly, there are no shirtless or nude pics of Mr. Unger on the Interwebs.
Lizz Winstead wishes, R55. Unger loves to nibble on foreskin.
I imagine him as a twink-loving total top.
I liked the first season of "How the States Got Their Shapes." Unfortunately, the second season is just one glotified quiz show, IMHO.
Which guy is Brian Unger shtupping now? Henry Cavill? Only the best for that beautiful Romanian.
I initially read R83's post as 'I'd Let Him Hang'...
No one cares about Brian Unger anymore?
His dick is probably huge, right? Thick with a big juicy head.
With makeup, his skin is a soft yellow color.
And Brian's not gay. What a stupid thing to say. He has a son with an ex-girlfriend--I saw him with the kid at a teeball game last weekend in Palms.
I love how R87's comment contradicts all the other testimony on this thread from the past several years. Why do straight trolls persist in claiming gay men?
Amazing what gay people consider "good looking." Brian Unger is marginally handsome. Seems like a super nice guy and likely is; however, "handsome," he aint. He has a hook nose that would prevent him from ever being "hot." He may have an average to nice body, but his face is NOT handsome by any stretch of the imagination. Perhaps some of you trolls are just that, trolls, so anyone who's not dog shit ugly causes your tongues to wag. Nonetheless, Brian Unger is hardly handsome, hot, hunky, or any other adjective that starts with an "h." Morons. Next thing you know, I'll be reading on here that you homos think Woody Allen is "hot." Jeez!
Under is hot.
Not model-handsome, but I find him very attractive. Plus, "hot" isn't determined solely by looks.
His personality is what makes him really hawt!
Some are saying that he had a wife and has kids. I dunno.
I hope he's gay and comes out.
I think he's very sexy, and has a sexy body. Awhile back I said, he was great in "How things work". He said, "Uhm, okay". I don't know if he has a brain.
You're shallow Mike, glad I don't know you.
I always thought he was gay/out. But then I was reading how he used to date Lizz Winstead, (co-creator of The a Daily Show). So now I'm guessing not gay.
Love him playing the Attorney on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia". He's hysterical!
Have you ever seen Lizz Winstead? Knowing that he dated her now makes me think that he IS gay...!
Last week when he slid his beautiful 9" cock inside my butt, I showed him all these posts about him being gay. He denied these allogations .
Yes, he is a gay!
I bet he's got a big penis.
So is he gay? I just got done watching the first couple episodes of How The States Got Their Shapes on streaming Netflix. Pinged for me, so I came here to see what the consensus is.
To me he is pure sex.
Iam watching Time Traveling and today is the first time I've heard of Brian Unger. I had to google him to find out his work hx and how he got into television. I have to say he is a man with much sex appeal. His voice makes me melt. Love the show too.