Italian Men

Oh perhaps it's because they're handsome, stylish and fashionable, have an accent and a reputation that precedes them, have a celebrated history that includes art, music, film and culture, are world renowned because of Italian food and wine, and they have perfectly uncircumcised penises making them even more physically appealing. And Italy is a beautiful country.%0D %0D All this makes Italian men sexual and sensual.

All men are sexual, it depends on how they use it.

I like British accents (most of them) better than Italian accents.

It's the way they move. They drape themselves over chairs in Italy. I love that.

Their dark eyes and hairy bodies.

Their cazzone, dear.

I believe you mean sensual.

Italians represent the weak underbelly of Europe. Italian men are superficial and spineless when push comes to shove. Unless they are Sicilian.

White Italians are hot. Sicilians? No so much.

R8 so what's your point. Not everyone can be the chief you know...laid back is a good thing in some cultures.

It's the tight pants, Rose.

R9 is an ignorant cunt.

They lika there mamas.

What r5 said plus we have big cocks.

They all live with their mothers until they are 30 plus and have everything done for them. They just have more time.

What r1 said.%0D %0D Same thing with Italian women. Even more beautiful in middle age.%0D %0D Except Donatella, of course.

I guess you like mama's boys, OP.

Less than sexy to a few of us.

Yeah, they're all sexy as hell, OP.

Even when fresh out of the shower, their crotch smells like pepperoni pizza%0D %0D %0D Yum!

sensuality, humor, joie de vivre, and the fact that their mothers fill them with confidence daily

It's the African blood in 2/3rds of 'em.

I can't tell if many of these posts are serious. Who wants to date a mama's boy?

It's the fact you don't know if you'll get marinara or alfredo as the headcheese flavor...

Even Donatella looks better in middle age than she did in her youth, R16. Maybe because shes not trying so hard.

Italian swim team:

The real question is why are Italian Americans so much hotter than native Italians.

Italian swim team:

gabriel garko

R15 is correct. Their mommas have convinced them that they're the exact center of the universe, so they have the glow of self-confidence that comes from knowing the sun shines out of their ass.%0D %0D This is also why they're not such great relationship material.

Italian rugby team:

Kee-Ryst, where are all the hairy Italians?

OMG - pass me around in the Italian rugby team locker room like a used cum rag.

Italian football team:

I come from a large Italian family. The only Italian men I trust are the really liberal ones. All the others are racist, sexist, homophobic cunts, IME. Fuck 'em.

Because Italian Americans are mostly Scicilian, r26.

"The real question is why are Italian Americans so much hotter than native Italians."

They're not.

Roman men are stunningly beautiful

Flirts. Dirty dirty flirts.

Q: What does an Italian man and Jesus Christ have in common? A: They both live at home until they're 30, and their mothers think they are God.

R1 has apparently only seen Italy through the lens of "Nine."

it's the smegma!

True, R16!

ugly, small dicks

Not in my experience, R43.

nor in mine - you'll have to worship the ground he walks on but the dick is usually just fine.

Are a lot of Italian men bi-curious? That's been my experience, both Italian-Americans and actual Italians from Italy.

They usually have nice asses. Love it when they are hung,too. Yummy. Nice eyes, nice butts, nice dicks. Good cooks.

I'm horny.

Very interesting. I know profoundly that they make crap husbands because of their deep and unhealthy r'ship with their mothers, but I didn't realise they'd make equally bad partners for men.

Are there any Aspie Italians?

R48 What was your experience with them? Tell more.

I live in Italy half the year, in Florence and Rome. The men are warm, passionate, handsome and fun, but they have two major faults - they are like children because their mothers pour all of their love into their sons, to compensate for their lousy husbands, and they think it is their right as men to be unfaithful. They are like pastry - delicious and seductive, but of no value for sustenance.

2500 years of gorgeous is tough to overcome.

You have to ask?

they have warm , moist inviting oregano anuses

TLC did a short-lived series on 30+ Italians guys who ive with their mama's in the Bronx. There's a term for this type of guy, Mamaluke.

I'm more into Spanish men myself. I find them hotter. Spain is also a much more gay friendly country, so there's that.

It is, and if you like bears, the men are very very fun and flirtatious

They play a lot of mind games with you, and they do it strictly for the ego boost.

I definitely prefer Americans. When they're hot, they're smoking hot and generally way nicer and funnier than Italians (in my opinion). The so-called Italian Americans I met all looked weird and every time they tell you "I speak Italian!" they speak some unintelligible Sicilian dialect, thinking that's Italian. Also, they're convinced that some weird stuff/habit/food is typical Italian when in reality it's just not.

I speak perfect Bensonhurst I-talian.

R60 bravo bravissimo!

Italian men from Italy with their lean bodies are very stylish and can wear clothes like no one else. And then when their suits come off, they are very sensual revealing their perfect intact cocks. Big plus. However, the Catholic Church and its influence has played havoc with their minds, but maybe that's changing.

It is true about the mothers, but you leave out the fact that your mother in law will hate you and do everything she can to break you up.

I'm not even sure my mother in law is homophobic, but she uses it because nobody is good enough for her little Christ Child.

He won't leave you BUT he'll NEVER tell mamma to stuff herself.

[quote]What makes them so sexual?

This is the most stupid thread. Newsflash: Almost everyone in the world is sexual.

Read up thread r64:

[quote]I believe you mean sensual.

Anyway...

Italian men, generally speaking, have the most angelic, charming facial features...they make me melt.

I have dated a few Italians and they were not great with personal hygiene. I am well aware that all Italian men are not like that, but the ones I dated certainly were at the low end of the scale.

[quote]Italian men, generally speaking, have the most angelic, charming facial features.

Really? I think a lot of them have droopy puppy dog eyes with bags under them and they always look tired, which doesn't help them as they get older.

As for sex, the few that I've been with were OK in bed, but nothing extraordinary.

R65 Well, in my experience Germans are FUCKING GOOD IN BED. I mean, wow. No Italians I've ever been with were so passionate. Not that I have been with lots of men mamma, I swear!

R62 Not really all that "stylish" but thank you haha. Certainly, it is more difficult to find crappy clothes than quality ones in cities like Milan. Catholic Church is still a pain in the ass.

R66 LOL, wtf? Sounds awful, poor little thing.

They are lovely and capricious.

R58 That is the absolute truth! All but one of the Italian men I've ever been with loved to play mind games. They also have serious mood swings and will take their problems out on you by being an asshole to you for no reason, even when you've done nothing wrong. Then when you try to ignore them and stay away from them, they start playing their mind games again by "coincidently" showing up wherever you are.

They're fine for a one night stand, but other than that, run.

R70 we're so Machiavellian, it's a sport!

I agree with you R70, but they are so fucking hot. I dated an Italian man and it was amazing!

I don't want to hear snarky comments on this, but the few Jewish guys I have been with are the hottest.

Italian/Spanish/Greek men have hygiene issues. And many of them seem psycho, probably due to smother Mamas. They give these guys egos you wouldn't believe.

Irish guys are very hot. And many Scottish and English guys are too. Hell, I have known MANY hot UK men. And they are cleaner.

I was in Florence last year and the tour guide was the most beautiful man I ever saw. I had to keep dragging my eyes away from his face to look at the art. Hahaha! When he mentioned his gf (probs because of my staring haha!) I felt myself do a big sigh. Jesus Christ, I'd be useless if I lived in Italy.

Stay away from the closeted ones. They have serious anger issues, I guess from not having the guts to be themselves.

R73 Jewish guys have the worst smother mamas of them all! Ever hear of a Jewish prince before? They make the Italo-Italians seem tolerable in comparison.

I was studying in Perugia for half a year, a few years back. Though I want to Rome on occasional day trips, for the most part I stayed in the Umbria/Tuscany northern part of Italy.

Not only did every landscape and piazza and aqueduct make me feel I was living in a renaissance painting, but the beautiful blue eyed, green eyed, hazel eyed blondes and Titian redheads were all drop dead gorgeous.

I had no problems with straight or gay men. I made love with some of the most beautiful men I've ever seen in my life. They were charming, humorous, intelligent and very giving during sex. Yes, I do speak Italian, and though my grammar is pretty decent, my accent is not 100%. And that seemed to turn them on even more.

When I came back to the states, the first thing I noticed was how many people look like half-breeds or mongrels next to the "pedigreed" traditional centuries old Italian beauties I was surrounded by.

After awhile I got used to it. .. But I'll never forget those months in Northern Italy.

Brazilian men make the best lovers.

[quote] When I came back to the states, the first thing I noticed was how many people look like half-breeds or mongrels next to the "pedigreed" traditional centuries old Italian beauties I was surrounded by.

Some of that "beauty" was caused by cousin love/marriage! Of all the European countries Italy has a very high incidence of first cousin love. If anything many of them look inbred AND are inbred.

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Italians: Gorgeous when young; ugly when old

It's the Italian-Irish mixes in America who are the most beautiful I have ever seen

R82's mixes include Lindsay Lohan and Bradley Cooper.

R83 Add Lauren Ambrose and Alan Alda to the list.

[quote]Italians: Gorgeous when young; ugly when old

^^^This.

After 30, their looks decline rapidly.

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R86 LMAO! Perfect example of how awful they age. Cody's only 24 and already looking old and Frankie (who never was good looking) looks like serious shit at only 31.

R77 Foreigners that speak Italian DO turn us on, especially if they have an accent and especially if they make mistakes (it's cute, we love it). In my case, especially if they are black. You absolutely must keep your accent.

Anyway, please please please do not start talking like Brando in the Godfather or some shit like that or Italians will think that you are retarded. We will anyway kindly offer precise directions to go fuck yourself.

About aging early: it's true! Here's Raul Bova, looks kind of nice but of course he aged rapidly, the reason being he's Italian. He's only 17 poor little thing! I bet his hygiene is bad (the reason being he's Italian). Also, he's not as good looking as an average Englishman. I bet he plays mind games and texts his mamma every five minutes.

woof

One thing I've noticed is that Italian men - gay and straight - are total slobs at home and expect other people to clean up their messes or else things will just stay messy. Fuck that shit.

The men in Italy let themselves go after they get married. Italian men don't age well but the women age even worse by comparison.

That man at r88 is over the top gorgeous. I actually think Italians age better than lighter men.

I've heard that there are many Italians and Argentine-Italians don't like Italian-Americans

There are many Italo Italians that don't like each other! Different regions,different dialects etc so on.I know some Italo Argentines and have never heard them rag on Italian Americans specifically but Americans on the whole.

R90 That's true as well, we also expect you to weave a peacock feather fan for us while we sip our Malvasia and eat Nutella from the jar with our fingers.

R91 Women do age badly! Here's Simonetta Gianfelici. She looks so bad for 54!

[quote]Italians: Gorgeous when young; ugly when old

Not true at all.

Argentinians don't like anybody else.

R96 I know right? It's just like Aesoph's fable "The Fox and the Grapes"... Anyway this is a thread about Italian men, right? So let me spam you with some of them Kim Rossi Stuart:

Samuele Riva

Paolo Ciavarro (with mamma of course)

Tomato Trussardi

Manuela Casella

Andrea Preti

Micro Bergamasco

... and for you all naughty naughty DLers, you just deserve a Roberto Cavalli

Sorry it's Tomaso, not tomato lol, my stupid phone

Also, it's Mirco, not micro rotfl

"they have perfectly uncircumcised penises"

as opposed to what? imperfectly uncircumcised ones?

My favorite porn star, Topher Dimaggio, is Italian. He is a very good looking Italian man.

I love the way Italian men swivel those lean squared off hips.

Of the Mediterranean men, I've found Moroccan and Spanish to be the best sex. Greeks and Italians are good too but their macho attitudes leaves, erm, a bad taste in the mouth. But all well hung and the northern Mediterranean are uncut too so that's a bonus.

Obviously, 80% of the denigrating posters here are talking about American born Italians. Italo/Americani.

People like Cody Califiore, Frankie Grande, James Gandolfino, DiNero, Pacino, Stallone, and the rest, aren't Italians. For the most part, many of the others you're talking about are what are known as wops, guineas, and dagos..

The real Italian men are born in and live in, Italy. Check out the real Italians posted upthread by R 101, 102, 103, and 104. They are the real thing that one sees almost everywhere walking through the streets of metropolitan Italian cities.

So, the rest of you can STFU , save your pennies, buy a ticket to Italy and get truly informed as to what's what!

[quote]Italian men from Italy with their lean bodies are very stylish and can wear clothes like no one else. And then when their suits come off, they are very sensual revealing their perfect intact cocks.

R110 Agree, I love Italian men, but Spanish guys suits me even better, Morrocan men are equally hot with Italian men to me, then Algerian etc, I don't find Greek men my type.

R111: what an adorable little Nazi you are!

They have big thick cocks with giant knobs on the ends.

R111 is such an idiot. Real Italian men -- wtf are you talking about, rancid cunt.

R116: Sei un culo rancido che non è mai stato ovunque né visto nulla fuori il tuo insipido infernale. .. Vai a farti fottere!!!

Olive oil makes them self lubricating.

I was never attracted to Italian men. All that fake macho posturing just turned me right the fuck off.

re: r77. Aren't Italians in the north more a mix of German? Italian-Americans whose ancestors are from the southern part of Italy are usually darker complexioned, aren't they? I mean in general.

LMAO R111 you like to claim that you're "100% Italian" when no such thing exists since lots of cultures like the Celts, French, Germans, Greeks, Arabs, and Spanish settled in Italy and changed the genetic makeup of the people there from centuries of living there. Most Italian people left Italy over a century ago, or by the 1960s since it's very difficult to find stable work, and the economy and government have been very corrupt for 100 years. Even today lots of Italian people do leave Italy for the United States, Australia, the UK, and for other European countries.

I think Italian men are so popular because they can control their sphincter like a pasta machine.

Diego Sechi

[quote]What makes them so sexual?

Two words: [bold]abundant sexual abuse and Religion[/bold].

Alvise Rigo

I was in Rome in the 80's and stopped several policemen for directions. Each one was drop dead gorgeous, like runway models. They must be hired on looks.

natural intact cocks and sparking clean holes.

Federico Piras

Hot until they start asking you to be their wife while you are out shopping or sight seeing and following you. Clingy is not hot.

I've always been attracted to the "Guido" type. Dark hair, eyes and skin. Beautiful face. Full lips. Muscular. Hairy chest and crotch. A certain amount of bravado. I haven't been disappointed yet.

Portuguese men are equally as beautiful, I've had a few from New Bedford and Rhode Island. Argentina and Uruguay have lots of men with an Italian/Spanish mix.

Coming from a Scandinavian background....

"Italian Men What makes them so sexual?"

Corona virus?