Elin Nordegren gets $750 million and the kids in her divorce from Tiger Woods
And he is prohibited from bringing his girlfriends around the children unless it''s someone he has actually married.\
She wound up with DOUBLE what she had originally asked for when her lawyers proved Tiger was worth much more than the $1 billion she originally believed.
Before any of you bitch about the amount she''s getting, consider this:\
[quote]"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life - even if Tiger dies first - or she''ll lose the lot."
That''s not such a high price to pay.
Um, OP? This news broke a week ago. We''ve already dissected it. Search next time, dear.
What exactly is Tiger hiding....\
has to be the use of performance enhancing drugs.
I hope they have good security on the kids.
This really is a travesty of epic proportions. Stupid bitch, she didn''t do one damned thing to earn any money.
Would have better if she could leave the kids with him and pretend she never met him.\
But then, I am not child-oriented.
This bitch is going to the "First Wives" hall of fame
She''s richer than ABBA!
Good for her!%0D\
And no, I''m not a frau, I''m just sick of the boot-licking Tiger-worship from freaks who didn''t get enough love from Daddy growing up.
r4, I think you are on to something. He wants to keep her quiet and paid dearly for her silence.\
Good for her.
Tiger is a bisexual sex and drug addict with substantial off-shore assets and a history of steroid abuse.\
She must lots and lots of dirt to get that kind of money.
Good luck on requiring her to be quiet about him "even after he''s dead." You cannot libel the dead: that injunction would never hold for a second if she challenged it after his death.
Dear God, she''s suddenly richer than Madonna and Tom Cruise combined....and for what? Popping out a couple of crotch fruits that she then pawned off to a team of nannies?\
Life really is unfair. Why even try?!
r13 -- so right on. I''d like her to wait until he kicks and then tell all - daring his estate (basically his children, no?) to sue. Oh, I''d stand in line to hear the judge''s comments on that one.
r10, I feel the same way. The Tiger defenders are the same ones that kiss the ground straight men walk on. Who cares if she deserves the money or not? Tiger will now be a reminder to straight men that the world does not exist to satisfy their needs only.
The bulk of his earnings were via sponsorship deals with "family man" Tiger Woods. He apparently married her to give him that image since he clearly wasn''t interested in being a "family man". Seems fair to me.
What a nasty useless cuntface she is. Fucking whore! Spread her legs, got fucked, popped out some brats, and now she gets $750 mil.%0D\
Not bad for a day''s work. She sure did a lot better than most skanky fucking diseased whores.
Wow, you sound like such a forward-thinking feminist, r18!\
Your reasonable and sane post sure wins away my sympathy from her. Excellent persuasive rhetorical strategy!
Hey, I spread my legs for him plenty of times and I only got $20M. What''s the dealio?
Joslyn James, whore
Wow r18 you sound like a divorced straight man paying alimony, ''cos that is what most of them say when they find out they have to pay spousal support. Why would a gay man give a rat''s ass?
When did I get a 3-D computer? The jealousy on this thread is leaping at me from the screen!
Any guy, gay or straight, who applauds this decision is wack. She did absolutely nothing and walks away with $750 million. This is a slap in the face to hardworking men everywhere.
Oh, is Tiger a hardworking man? I thought he was a golfer.
Boo fucking hoo, R23. If you don''t want to pay out the ass, keep your dick in your pants.
Yes, R23. And FUCK THEIR GODDAMN WIVES who bore their kids and were stupid enough to expect fidelity and respect. "Hardworking men" trump their GODDAMN WIVES everytime, right?%0D\
PS: Daddy still doesn''t love you.
[quote]Any guy, gay or straight, who applauds this decision is wack. She did absolutely nothing and walks away with $750 million.\
Oh, pul-leeze. Tiger is giving her the money VOLUNTARILY, in exchange for her silence. When your entire career image is built around the idea of being a solid family man, and you then get outed as possibly THE single biggest male celebrity slut in history (amongst married men, at least), you have to pay the price. In billionaire Tiger''s case, it''s $750 million.
rational gay man
r23, honey, you are drunk off the straight man koolaid. Get back to us later.
[quote] "She must lots and lots"\
I wonder who the deranged posters on these Tiger threads are?\
"Diseased whore" would probably apply to Tiger more.
I didn''t use to believe that there were a lot of women on here until this thread and women applauding Elin''s extortion.
Tiger is as phony as the day is long.\
And, if anyone is a diseased whore, it is him.\
Dumb putz didn''t even bother use condoms when he was fucking filthy porn stars.
"I didn''t use to believe that there were a lot of women on here until this thread and women applauding Elin''s extortion."\
You probably don''t know what "extortion" means. \
Any woman married to a rich man is bound to get a huge settlement. There''s nothing new here.
It was Rachel Uchitel who got millions of dollars for her silence.\
This link says it was 10 million.
I would gladly spread my legs for Tiger if it meant I would get a few million.
I had the crazed troll at R6/R23/R31 still on troll-dar when I noticed on another thread that the part of his body he likes most is his sphincter that can accommodate 11 inches and then immediately snap back to vice-like tightness. Apparently it''s the jealous bottom bitches who are ranting and raving about "Elin the cunt."
Yes, r31. Because you''d have to be a woman to not hate all women. That makes perfect sense.
[quote]See what a pussy will get ya, boys?%0D\
A pussy attached to a white, very nordic, very blonde woman, yes.%0D\
$750 million is a result of white privilege as much as it is being female.
Keep making congee and being frugal. HA HA.
Love it, though he probably gave her the herp.
OMG, R38. I rolled my eyes at that post in the body thread! Coupled with this one...it''s not a pretty mental image emerging.
[quote]Any guy, gay or straight, who applauds this decision is wack. She did absolutely nothing and walks away with $750 million. This is a slap in the face to hardworking men everywhere.\
I''m sorry: did you pop in from the year 1959? Here in the 21st century we no longer believe divorce is also about men vs. women. Perhaps you''d like to return your suspended animation cocoon.
I don''t know why you bitches are happy for Elin. You aren''t getting shit, and you''re still man-hating cunts, so I don''t see how YOUR lives are any better as a result of this.
r42 brings up an interesting point. If your multi-billionaire husband fucked 100-something skanks and passed along a little gift to go with the betrayal and humiliation (and breaking up your kids'' family) you''d clean him out, too.
I don''t see why you bungholes are sorry for Tiger. You aren''t getting shit taken from you, and you''re still woman-hating assholes, so I don''t see how YOUR lives are any worse for this.
gay guy, again
I''m against Elin and I am a woman, and I do not hate women.%0D\
I just cannot support Elin''s unmitigated GREED, and I think the level of her greed is appalling.%0D\
And that divorce laws should be changed.
[quote] I don''t see how YOUR lives are any worse for this.%0D\
Because it gets to the REAL issue about how women are total users, and they use men and bleed them dry for every bit of blood and money they can suck out from us.%0D\
Women are spiteful and vindictive, and it is now part of our culture that they think that they are empowered by attacking men and sucking the life out of us.%0D\
But that doesn''t make them powerful. It just makes them CUNTS.
[quote]Because it gets to the REAL issue about how women are total users, and they use men and bleed them dry for every bit of blood and money they can suck out from us. Women are spiteful and vindictive, and it is now part of our culture that they think that they are empowered by attacking men and sucking the life out of us.\
Tell us more, Bobby Riggs.
Laughing at r49...\
he thinks CUNT is the magical word that wounds.
Try being a little more original
R49 makes me very happy I''m a lesbian.
R49 is either nuts or a troll.%0D\
Not all men are like R49, R52. Just like not all lesbians are man-hating harpies. Stop buying into stereotypes.
It comes as no surprise that the DL bigots are celebrating the financial lynching of a black man.%0D\
Bet you wouldn''t if the racial roles were reversed.
White Gay = the New KKK
I feel so bad for you who are applauding this woman who did absolutely nothing, NOTHING to earn a dime of that money, just get half of Tiger''s earnings. It is a sick mind who thinks there is anything right about thievary of this portion. %0D\
Women. All the pussy and all the money. Shameful.
"Because it gets to the REAL issue about how women are total users, and they use men and bleed them dry for every bit of blood and money they can suck out from us.\
Women are spiteful and vindictive, and it is now part of our culture that they think that they are empowered by attacking men and sucking the life out of us.\
But that doesn''t make them powerful. It just makes them CUNTS"\
Just like gay men are all disease-ridden nancies who are mentally ill, right? Since you obviously don''t mind generalizations.
Oh look, a race-baiting troll as well as a misogyny troll.
Gold-star race-baiting, R54. Golf claps for you.
Uh, I don''t ever recall you saying that Michael Jordan was lynched because Jaunita got a divorce settlement of 150 million.
Interesting. When seen through the eyes of white privilege, defending a black man equals "race baiting."
R60, no one said anything about race until you showed up.
[quote]no one said anything about race until you showed up.%0D\
Part of the privilege of being white is not having to think about race. You probably aren''t even thinking about it as you so casually celebrate the pretty blond white woman''s financial triumph over Tiger Woods. It''s just natural to you because you''ve always been white and always been privileged because of it. You take it completely for granted.%0D\
"You probably aren''t even thinking about it as you so casually celebrate the pretty blond white woman''s financial triumph over Tiger Woods."\
oh whatever! if they were both white or both black, this shit would be going down in the same way. she gets 1/2 his assets. no race based tragedy to be found here (much to your heartbreak, I''m sure). \
and if you think it''s insane that she is getting that much cash, then i would ask why you don''t think it''s insane that a GOLF PLAYER can be worth over $1.5 billion. that''s fucking retarded.
Part of the privilige of being sane is not injecting irrelevant, inflammatory tangents into every discussion, out of a misguided sense of victimhood and irrational anger. You probably aren''t even thinking about your mental illness as you try to deflect the discussion into an argument pitting people against each other based on race. It''s just natural to you because you''re batshit fucking insane and you''ve always been batshit fucking insane. You don''t take it for granted because you''re SO batshit fucking insane you can''t even think straight.
Black people have not claimed Tiger for at least ten years. But, let him be an example to black men everywhere, what will happen with white women.
Jill Scott, Neo Soul Queen, Goddess of Cooked Food
This is in the SUN.%0D\
And you believe it? Really?
Bitches, I told you this months ago. \
Nothing less than 700 million. Without a doubt.
[quote]It comes as no surprise that the DL bigots are celebrating the financial lynching of a black man.\
Such utter bullshit. Was it "financial lynching" when Michael Jordan''s wife Juanita took him to the cleaners for the previous highest celebrity divorce settlement in history? Oh wait, she was also an African-American--there goes your whole BULLSHIT argument.
R68 - too bad Juanita Jordan wasn''t white. She could have gotten a whole lot more!
I seriously doubt it, "Elin." Michael Jordan is not worth as much as Tiger Woods.\
Pathetic attempt to save your bullshit argument, btw...
"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life - even if Tiger dies first - or she''ll lose the lot."\
She should not have agreed to this, and it was wrong for Tiger to ask it. I also think courts should rule such an agreement unenforceable. No one should be able to silence someone else for life.
r70 conveniently likes to ignore facts.\
As r71 stated, Michael Jordan''s fortune at the time of his divorce didn''t come anywhere near Tiger''s net worth.
Does anybody REALLY give a shit about Tiger Woods? Watch any interview with him and it''s easy to see there''s never been much going on between his ears.\
I can''t help but suspect that much of the frenzy about his outside screwing around has been instigated by his own P.R. team. Quite likely it''s because they think they''ve finally found something that might make him interesting.
R72, the poster you are quoting does not know this. He is just guessing and suppositioning.
Tiger and "hardworking" accomplished men like him don''t value hardworking accomplished women; instead they deliberately seek out and marry trophy wives who won''t threaten their sense of "masculinity." Now I''m supposed to feel sorry for these men when they reap what they sow? Sorry, no. Maybe they should make better choices.
Tiger will still be rich as fuck. I think it is a fair settlement, particularly given that he continually put his wife at risk of infection. Good luck to her.
Why do Canadians hate Elin so much? Juz like Mammy.
The big shame is that she has to keep her silence. If I was her I would''ve bargained for a ton of money, then accepted less in exchange for the ability to still blab about him.
I agree with R79
Oh girl, too bad you can''t write a book and get this off your chest. All the talk shows would want you.
Elin would be much more popular than Elizabeth if she were able to go on talk shows
It''s too bad that Elin gets physical custody, but both Elin and Tiger get legal custody. Elin now can''t take the kids and move back to Sweden on her own decision unless Tiger at least has a voice in that decision. And he could block it if he wanted.
Looks like Al Gore is following in Tiger''s footsteps.
He should be prevented from having any rights to his children after what he did to their mother, R83.
[quote] If I was her I would''ve bargained for a ton of money, then accepted less in exchange for the ability to still blab about him.%0D\
Woods is a walking diseased whore, I don''t know how he can still show his face in public. On top of it he just lost 750 millions. What a fucking idiot. He actually offered more money to keep her silent, imagine the ghosts he has in the closet. Pathetic human being.\
And LOL at the raging fags viciously hating on the wife in this thread. They know they will NEVER have a pussy, and they''ll NEVER be a wife. "How unfair!!!"
[quote] And LOL at the raging fags viciously hating on the wife in this thread. They know they will NEVER have a pussy, and they''ll NEVER be a wife. "How unfair!!!"%0D\
Um, shouldn''t you be in bed, sucking your grandpappy''s shriveled dick, while your father diddles your pussy?
Oh, and your pussy stinks!
[quote]Women are spiteful and vindictive\
As opposed to all the joy and love posted by DL''s gay-male contingent daily.\
[quote]I can''t help but suspect that much of the frenzy about his outside screwing around has been instigated by his own P.R. team.\
Careful, R74: you''re challenging R49 for the Craziest Poster On This Thread Award!\
[quote]He should be prevented from having any rights to his children after what he did to their mother, R83.\
Uh, no. Adultery, even with multiple parties, is not grounds for entirely revoking parental rights. That''s done generally only if there is a physical threat to the children, e.g. the parent is physically abusive or a drug/alcohol abuser.
He infected her.\
That was expensive.\
Frankly I don''t know how he isn''t riddled with all kinds of social diseases after all that condomless sex with whores.
[quote]Frankly I don''t know how he isn''t riddled with all kinds of social diseases after all that condomless sex with whores%0D\
Because,and nobody ever wants to admit this, its tough for straight guys to get most STDs, especially HIV. I''m not saying its impossible and I''m not saying that straight guys don''t get STDs, I''m just saying its not that easy.
[quote]Because,and nobody ever wants to admit this, its tough for straight guys to get most STDs, especially HIV. I''m not saying its impossible and I''m not saying that straight guys don''t get STDs, I''m just saying its not that easy.\
You are an IDIOT. Other then HIV, straight men can EASILY get a STD from unprotected sex. Herpes, HPV, syphilis, gonorrhea, to name a few. \
Sweetheart 12,000 women get cervical cancer every year which in almost all cases is caused by HPV, which is a STD. Where do you think they go it?\
The ignorance of some people is astounding.
Well that didn''t take long, did it R93. Do you go off the deep end so quickly?
R92/R94 I can''t help it if you are a ignorant cunt. Remember, you have to WASH the asshole before you eat it.
R92/R94 did not gots uh pimp-tight education. show him some \
love otay buh-weet?
If I were involved in a nasty celebrity divorce, I''d actually pay the other side to say they''d paid me to never talk to the media - even after they''re dead. Anything to cut down on harassment from the modern gutter press!%0D\
Good on Elin to get Tiger to pay her for something that''ll benefit her as much as him, maybe now she''ll have a bit of privacy.
R89, Tiger abused his children''s mother by having sex with 100 women and exposing her to disease
Why do you exagerate by saying 100 women, R98?%0D\
Is your arugment weak on its own so you have to exagerate?%0D\
There were not 100 women. If your argument were not somewhat weak, you would not need to exagerate.
And how exactly do you know the exact number of women Tiger has slept with, R99? Are you privy to some TW information us mere mortals know nothing about? Spill or STFU.%0D\
R99, according to reports, Tiger admitted in rehab that he had cheated with 120 women.
She didn''t "take him to the cleaners". Her settlement is based on the law---if you don''t like it, don''t get married, dumbass. And any additional money she recieved to remain silent was agreed to by both of them. It seems like it will be pretty easy for her to keep her mouth shut.
How''s ya White btich treating you NOW Tiger?!?!?!
Serves the Cablasian damn right!
Her settlement is NOT based on the law. %0D\
You are thinking of California, not Florida.%0D\
Elin is full of GREED.
Confidential information from rehab counseling is not made public. So there is no way you would have gotten the 120 number, R101.
Personally, I think it''s great he''s losing so much money to her--there''s absolutely no reason ANYBODY should have so much money for knocking a white ball around a lawn. %0D\
Tiger cheated. Boo fucking hoo. Its not worth 750 million. Is there a regular gay or straight guy, (not talking about effeminates, finger snappers, bottoms, or women), who doesn''t just want to punch something because of this flawed verdict?
R105, the information was leaked to the press, and there are articles on it if you want to search. There were threads here at the time, too.
[quote]Tiger cheated. Boo fucking hoo. Its not worth 750 million.\
Obviously it is since he''s willingly paying it.\
[quote]Is there a regular gay or straight guy, (not talking about effeminates, finger snappers, bottoms, or women), who doesn''t just want to punch something because of this flawed verdict?\
Wow. "Bottoms" alone excludes about 75% of the gay population--and youi think "regular gays" are what is left over.\
You''ve clearly got more issues than with gender and sexuality than a busload of Republican congressmen. I think you''ve got a lot to work on.
No one needs that kind of money - but its a poisoned chalice: how will she ever know if any other man is only interested in her money ?%0D\
TMZ reporting that Elin is getting quite a bit less than $750 million.%0D\
She is getting both Orlando homes which are worth millions however.%0D\
One report says that Tiger gets to keep their brand new $80 million dollar home that is almost completed and newly built (but not lived in yet) on Jupiter Island, Florida. I am glad of this - hope it is true that Tiger gets to keep it!
it''s not like any of YOU have to fund this divorce settlement, so why the fuck would you care how much she''s getting?
"Girlfriends", riiight. They''re WHORES.
If it had been me, I wouldn''t have asked for one red cent, because what have I done to earn it? That would be a cunt move. I would just set him free, and tell him to keep all his money while I raise his children and go to multiple doctors to treat the scorching social diseases he inflicted upon me.
Twisted DL posters who are full of shit, & would screw him out of his money too
An 80 million dollar home?Is it made of gold?!
According to the National Enquirer(picked up by Fox),
Tiger has proposed to ex-wife Elin.
I also saw this on Showbiz Tonight.