Julie keeps throwing lit matches onto the beach at Pensacola.
She would love that, R1.
Julie HATES Thurgood Marshall
I wish that bitch would die in a HOT grease fire!
Julie thinks waterboarding should be normal operating procedure -- BEFORE informing people of their Miranda rights.
Julie works at DL''s parent company and ordered that the DL search function and Notorious Archives be punched & deleted.
Julie''s hoping this thread sinks into the back pages never to be found again.\
DON''T LET HER WIN\
her gloating would be insufferable.
Fuck off, OP.
Julie insists that Miranda rights are the right to wear fruit on your head!
Ohhhh! Poor OP. What did Julie do? Tell us OP, where did she touch you?
Julie snuck a container of maggots onto a plane just for kicks.
Julie needs to take the Crampy-Bloat Highway all the way to Tampon Town.
I asked Julie if she loved me, and she just farted and walked away.
After dumping the maggots on a plane she went to Abercrombie and Fitch in NYC, shook her vag a few times and dumped some bedbugs.
Julie want to pass a law in Arizona. A law that states that beans shall only be fried one time. Pinche!
Julie slips date rape-drugs in her own drinks!
Are you aware that Julie owns the patent for high fructose corn syrup?
Julie burned copies of the US Constitution on September 11th.
Julie and called me and asked me to dinner at Chili''s in honor of those "miner dudes"
Julie shops at Target.
Julie is outraged that the gays might be able to serve openly in the military.
Julie wasn''t good enough for Bobby, that''s for sure.%0D
Fuck you all. I hate you too. You''re all cunts.
That bitch will do anything to bump her own thread.
Before every staff meeting, Julie still thinks it''s funny to say, "Save me a seat -- I gotta drop the kids off at the pool."
Julie got a new job just so she could say, "I don''t care if you''re a paraplegic. You''re walking through that scanner or I''m feeling up your junk."
Julie works in H.R.
Julie was dropped on her head as a child. It explains a lot.
Julie won''t stop pronouncing tomorrow as "tomorrie," and she KNOWS it annoys me.
Julie convinced David Dean Bottrell''s mother not to abort.
Julie can just Go Fuck Todd!
When the Fashion Bug cashier explained for the third time that only clearance items were 75% off, Julie started yelling, "You''re MANSPLAINING! Stop MANSPLAINING to me!"\
The cashier, Brenda, was perplexed.
And you thought the cunt troll was a man!
Julie cried a little when the Senate passed the repeal of DADT.
Julie likes to tell children that raisins are really moles that dermatologists have removed and sold to grocery stores.
Earlier today, before the vote on the DREAM Act, Julie (while on the Senate floor--a complete breach of protocol) opened a briefcase filled with cold hard cash and said, "I was gonna dole out some campaign contributions to ya ungrateful fucks, but I guess I should give this directly to the illegals."
Julie comforted Elizabeth Edwards at her deathbed by saying "Don''t worry about the kids. They''re already calling Rielle mother now."
Julie stocks the Christmas buffet with Stouffers.
Julie never brings a gift for a yankee swap, but always participates.
Julie made us do "Secret Santa" at the office. Like I have nothing better to do than buy a gift for someone I only nod hello to in the hallway on the way to take a piss.
Julie told Charles Devoe, "Last one in the water is Bruce Weber''s buttboy!"
Julie is the one bankrolling Reese Witherspoon''s rom-com career.\
Julie''s such a cunt.
Julie thinks the Japanese are weird.
Julie hates girls who like boys who like boys. \
She also hates Penn State.
Julie is not genuinely likable.
Julie told Ronni Chasen that if she stopped at a certain Beverly Hills intersection at a certain time, her coke dealer would pull up behind her a comp her a five dollar bag.
Julie says the only schools that matter in California are Pepperdine, Cal State - Long Beach, and UCSB--in that order.
Julie got a job as an elf for Paedo Claus
Julie says that Clarence should have let George Bailey die.
[R49], IT''S "PEDO", YOU FUCKING IMBECILE.
Julie gave a handjob to a manta ray.
Julie baked her "special" chocolate chip cookies - laced with ex-lax chocolate chips - for the office Holiday party. Third year straight and no one has figured out the near 80% absent rate the day following the party.
Julie is actually Julie Taymor. She still thinks Spider Man is a huge hit and the cast is 100% safe performing their own stunts.
Julie invited herself to my house for a week over Christmas. She says she needs to recover from her devastation over Cory Haim''s death.
Julie tripped Joan Fontaine on her way up the aisle to receive her Oscar for Suspicion and blamed the mess on Olivia De Havilland. Ever since then...well, you know the rest of the story.
Julie told Al-Qaeda leadership: "Go for the salad bars." And added, "especially the ones that offer the full ''Autumn Harvest'' option."
Julie told Obama to cut social security. The speech she wrote for him says, "Suck it, old people. Told you I was hard core."
I have a question for you OP, for all of you. I''ve read your posts about Julie for years - ever since I first logged onto Datalounge. It''s been years now, and you still refer to Julie as "your friend" if you hate her so much why do you still call her your friend?\
It makes no sense to me.\
I think it''s time to put this friendship to rest.\
It''s time to Punch & Delete Julie!
Julie and I have a love-hate relationship, R60. She does actually mail me a Christmas card and not send one of those tacky email greetings. That''s worth something!
Because r61 Julie is everywhere
Julie cut in line at the coffee counter this morning at work.%0D\
I wanted to fucking slap the cunt.
Julie told the FCC, "Are you going to let those anti-censorship Jewish bastards tell you what to do?!"
Julie is always late, but she says it''s because of her sunny optimism about time management and her rich, full life.
Julie won''t vote for Obama in 2012 because she doesn''t want "that fat bitch" singing at the Inaugural.
My friend Julie gave me a Dollar Tree Christmas card.%0D\
I bought her a Christmas Card from Hallmnark.%0D\
Julie gave out extremely religious Christmas cards to everyone at work.\
It was awkward.
Julie hates wise asses like R60, so she asked me to use my influence to have R60 permanently banned from DL.%0D\
Don''t fuck with Julie, bitches!!
Julie shit in my stocking. She went to my bureau, got a sock and shit in it. Then she tacked it to the fireplace and lit a fire so the smell permeated the home.
She gave me an iPhone 3GS.
Julie erased all my cookies, so now I don''t know where any of my DL threads are.
Julie always arrives late at the office, but makes up for it by leaving early.
Is it possible to hate a friend? If you hate someone, they aren''t really your friend. You can pretend like it and put on a show, but I don''t think it''s possible to actually hate a friend.\
Thankfully, OP, you have me here to help point out your shortcomings.
Look! Julie left us a plate of candy!\
Oh, she''s plated the fannie May!\
WTF, each candy has been smooshed!
2010 Fannie May rejects from Julie
Those aren''t Fannie May candies! Julie found a box of Ayds left over from 1979 and thought putting them on a plate would fool people. \
When confronted, she wasn''t even embarrassed. Instead, she just laughed about how she "gave us all Ayds!"
Julie says that Teena Marie''s death was WAY overdue.
Julie just tried to convince my nine year old niece to sing "Dance 10, Looks 3" as her audition piece for the schools production of The Sound of Music. %0D\
She also said to be sure to shake what the Good Lord gave her.
It''s Christmas OP, anyone ever told you not to HATE at Christmas time? It''s bad manners
Julie e-mailed me a fisting video
She brought my gifts in bags from Kohl''s and JCPenney.
She bought me tickets to Spiderman on Broadway.
Julie launched a DDoS attack on 4chan!
My friend Julie promised me this morning, taht we would leave work together to go find some after X-mas bargains at the mall, and BITCH left without me.%0D\
She knows I hate going to the fucking mall by myslef
Julie has the Star Spangled Banner on her Ipod
Julie shops exclusively at the Chico''s Irregulars Outlet.
Julie just called Michael Vick.
It''s Julie''s fault that the streets in my neighbourhood have not been plowed yet. She drove her car and abandoned it right in front of my building so that the plows can''t get down the street.
Look what that BITCH did to my Jeep! She tried to drive a tow truck in the blizzard and ruined my Jeep. Dumb bitch.
Julie told Charlie Sheen that he''s invincible in the Octagon. No one can beat him there.
Julie told Melissa Leo, "If you want to win that Oscar, you have to take matters into your own hands. You think the studio has time to usher you through the campaigning process? Grab that faux fur coat and get movin'', toots!"
I heard from a friend who heard it from a friend that she saw Julie tell Charlie Sheen, "You''re not going to let those Jewish bastards do this to you, are you?"\
btw Julie''s real name is Clare Woodgate
Julie killed the original Paul McCartney after finding Paul and John Lennon in bed together.
Julie was spotted in a Little Tokyo sushi place asking for the "nuclear meltdown roll."
Julie told Bono that Julie Taymor uses styrofoam cups. That''s the real reason she was sacked.
Julie told Muammar Gaddafi, "You just stay put, Hon. Your people love you."
Julie told Denise, "You just keep planning the Rainbow Express, Hon. Your people love you."
Dawn from the Bus Company
Julie got a hold of John Boehner''s phone number and keeps calling him every half hour screaming, "WON''T SOMEBODY STAND UP FOR THE FETUSES?!!?"
Julie told the elderly couple in Texas, "Bees are our friends. They give us honey. You should go thank them for their service to humanity."
Julie broke the internet.
Julie told Gaddafi''s son, "I''ll go whip us up some frappes. Just stand right on this red marker for a minute."
Julie told Mitt Romney there''s nothing racist about wanting to hang a black man. \
As long as you add, "Metaphorically...."
Julie slipped ''Candle in the Wind'' into the DJ list at the Royal Wedding Reception.
Julie is Sally Kern''s daughter.
Julie is Sally Kern''s gay, black daughter.
Julie to Ken Ryker: "Go on, ya'' big pussy, have one for the road."
Julie threw the bus under the bus.
Julie told Mildred Baena, "I know how you can get back at Miss Maria for making you work on Christmas Eve."
Julie tried to get a superinjunction against teh DL. Fuck her, I hate her
Julie keeps telling the neighbour chick that if she keeps flirting with me, I''ll turn straight and go out with her.
Julie told Eric Holder to just ignore Breitbart and O''Keefe.
Julie brought her Ouija board to my house and opened the doorway to a malevolant spirit.\
It didn''t help that the spirit''s name was Cheryl.
Julie told MRMU, "Go ahead and ride home with Denise. What''s the worst that could happen?"
CWP 4 LIFE
Julie has admitted to peeing in every single pool that she''s ever been in.
I''m going to kick you all in your vagina bones. Love, Julie
Julie has a part-time job as Luke Evan''s publicist.
Julie suggested Mavis get rid of her Aeron chair because the webbing doesn''t buffer old lady farts.
Julie starts each of her Yelp reviews with, "As a busy mom who has a big vajayjay..."
She''s not even a mother!
Julie went to London for a week and came back looking like beef jerky. I think she overdid the spray tan.%0D
Julie invited me to join a Facebook group called One Million Cunts. I don''t have to put up with that sort of thing!
Julie is standing on the floor of the New York Stock Exchange screaming, "Sell! Sell! Sell you fools! Before it''s too late! Oh my God--sell!"
[quote]Julie likes to tell children that raisins are really moles that dermatologists have removed and sold to grocery stores.\
About 6 years ago, I had a mole surgically removed from my arm. When my friend''s young children asked me about the scar, I explained that a mole bit me and wouldn''t let go so the doctor had to remove it.\
The children *still* remember and talk about the time a mole wouldn''t let go of my arm!
i feel so guilty
Julie is Julie Chen.
Julie was overheard telling Diane Schuler, "They all think something''s wrong with you. How long are you gonna'' keep on taking their shit?"
Julie creates unclickable threads on The Data Lounge to frighten all the paranoid schizophrenics.
Julie told Exxon Virginia "Go ahead and frack. No one will even notice."
Julie proclaimed Mumia''s innocence.
Julie was in Richmond, Virginia yesterday and decided it would be fun to let out a queef.
You know what happened next
Julie ate the "ony".
And that was the last straw.
My friend Julie dabs a bit of vodka behind each ear before attending gay AA meetings.
such a hug slut
Julie told Steve Jobs her patented La Mar de la Sol Honey Lavender Salve cures pancreatic cancer. \
IARC designated it as a Group 1 carcinogen 4 years ago, back when she was calling it Marla Sollade Lavender Honey Salve.
Julia told my nephews if they go outside during the hurricane they''ll be able to fly like Superman.
Julie keeps walking around singing, "COME ON [italic]IRENE[/italic]...Come on, Toora Loora Toora Loo-Rye-Aye"
Julie queefed and tried to blame it on the cat. What a dirty hoor!
Earlier this week Julie went around town and bought up all of the D batteries and unscented candles she could find. Now she''s trying to decide whether to sell them at huge mark-ups to panicked residents or just to hold on to them out of spite.
Julie will sell the candles and (expired)batteries at a huge mark-up all while reminding customers that she''s doing this out of the kindness of her heart.
she''s such a cunt
Julie told a whole bunch of Fire Island queens that they could feel free to ignore a mandatory evacuation order. That cunt!
Julie told Irene, "They''re all going to laugh at you!"
Julie is a One Million Moms member.
Julie just mooned Eric Fisher live on camera while he was reporting from hurricaine Irene.
The Weather Cunt
Julie''s sister Irene is making me ejaculate.
Julie took me out for a birthday dinner, and then did a dine and dash! Fucking whore.
Julie told Obama, "If I were you, I would just give up and bang as many interns as you can before you leave the White House."
Julie posted the Joey Kovar Playgirl pics.
Whenever President Obama gets ready to do something that shows what a decisive leader he can be, Julie warns him that he should be careful about coming across as too "uppity" (her words, not mine). Then, when his passivity blows up in his face, she''ll tell anyone who listens that "Axlerod gives the worst advice ever" and she "doesn''t know why Barry insists on keeping him around."
Julie flushes the toilet when I''m in the shower.\
Julie is the kind of bitch...who farts in an elevator.
Julie absolutely insisted that Samantha Ronson couldn''t leave the party without "one for the road!"
Julie planted the tree that killed Sonny Bono.
Julie planted the seed that killed Chastity Bono
Julie suggested Chaz for DWTS.
Julie told the people of Vermont that they had NOTHING to worry about regarding Hurricane Irene....
Years ago, Julie heard about the butterfly effect. Fascinated, she intentionally kweefed, and watched as her vagina proudly gave birth to what became Hurricane Katrina.
Julie told Madonna, "I think what you really should do is direct."
Julie was Justin Timberlake''s stylist in the late 90''s.
Julie told Anthony Weiner about Twitter!
Can we stop the queef jokes? Not them least bit funny.
Oh honey. You''ve never heard someone queef then. It''s hysterical!
Julie starts ALL those damn election pole threads.
Julie contacts Crayola every year to tell them which crayons should be discontinued.
Julie told R184 that "poll" is spelled "pole."
Julie told Oprah it was a good idea to have her own network.
Julie created the tv show, "Toddlers and Tiaras".
Julie told Hillary...."Don''t worry.....that inexperienced black guy will never beat you"
Julie just told me 9-11 is a grocery store chain.
This is exactly what I mean by DL''s violent misogyny, and if you don''t intervene against it, you are acting in favor of it:\
"Ann Coulter is responsible for that horrible stench that emanates from her dried up gash wherever she goes."\
Your violence against women helps kill queer teens.\
Ann Coulter''s stupidity has nothing to do with her body parts.\
Stop the violence.\
Stop the hate.\
It''s killing us.
r191 = Julie
Somwhere, a village is missing it''s cunt.
Julie told NY Democrats to vote for the republican this time in order to send a message to Obama to be more progressive. "That''ll show him," she said.
Julie bumped this thread.
Just 'cause she's a bitch.
Julie told Lindsay Lohan, "Just tell the court you weren't 'fulfilled' by doing your community service at that women's shelter."
Julie jumps in on every televised OWS interview to let America know she has been shitting in her purse because there are no bathrooms.
Julie is the cuntiest of cunts.
In order to shut him up, Julie has agreed to be Javier's new boyfriend. She then told him, "If I can grow a pair, why the fuck don't you?"
she's such a cunt
ME AND JULIE R TRU HMIES :(
Julie told JoePa not to worry about Sandusky. She'd take care of it.
Julie told Jerry Sandusky that "starting a charitable foundation is a good way to meet guys."
Julie told Rick Perry, "Rehearsing is for fags."
[quote] Julie told Rick Perry, "Rehearsing is for fags."
R203 , Julie told you that she told it to Rick Perry to make you look like an idiot.
In truth, she told it to Bret Ratner.
No, really? Ask Julie to explain the idea of convergence of news stories. Be careful, though. She likes to hit her slower students.
Julie packed her seven mentally disabled relatives into the Winnebago and brought them to caucus for Romney.
Julie told Whitney that crack is not whacked if you take a couple of xanax and some shots of tequila afterwards.
She always steals my herione.
Julie told Jill that the opening between her legs is called a CUNT.
I know it wounds, but it is TRUE!
Julie told Whitney's hairdresser, "Leave Whitney alone! Christ, just let her relax for an hour…"
Julie told Nicki Minaj that whorehouse curtains would look fabulous on her!
Julie brought a 20 pack of sliders from White Castle and said, "Here, Adele - have another!"
Julie reminded Matt Bomer, "Cameras aren't allowed in the dining room. It's okay if you acknowledge your husband amongst a friendly audience."
Julie told Cheryl her pussy smelled fresh and clean.
Julie told Ann Romney, "They'll never know Consuela raised your children while you went horseback riding."
Julie sent me a turd in the mail
Julie jerry rigged the elevator that killed that woman several months ago all because she has a crush on Ernie the elevator repairman that services the building.
Julie likes to eat fried chicken then spend the rest of the evening sniffing her fingers after she's finished
Julie started the expression "eldergay" on Datalounge.
Julie told her Mennonite pet gay, "He got you a ROLEX?????? You're giving up PORK for that schmuck! I'd drop the watch in a champagne glass and throw it in his face."
Julie thinks the term FlopDNA is hilarious
Julie was the first choice to play Roz on "Fraiser". She turned it down for a freak show job - likes biting the heads off live chickens.
Peri and Lisa
Julie told John Travolta, "'Masseuse' is just a euhpphemism for 'whore.' Flash a wad of bills in their face and their legs will shoot to the sky like rockets."
Julie took Nick Stahl to skid row for "lunch".
Julie was Joan Crawford's secret lesbian lover.
Julie JUST DOESN'T GET IT!
Hi just to let you know im called julie
And im really confused.....
What the fuck did i do wrong now?????
R227, your full name is Julie [...]-[...]?
Julie is the reason all the threads in your thread watcher keep disappearing.
Julie said, if you are making a poll of the southern cities people like, just group them by categories. Everyone will understand.
Julie told Clint real men don't need teleprompters.
Julie keeps calling Honey Boo Boo and encouraging her to "go a little more daring" with her outfits. Then tunes in and laughs!
Julie's a March Aries.
Julie told Hurricane Isaac that New Orleans called Katrina "its bitch".
I heard that Julie texted Henri Paul and said, "Don't b a pussy. U cn outrun em"
Julie told Becka in Accounting that I'm actually straight, but easily intimidated by women.
Julie is who Clint was imagining sitting in the chair - not Obama.
Julie told Prince Harry that the camera in her cellphone was broken.
she's such a cunt
Julie told Paul Ryan that his car crash anecdote would be welcome and appreciated since time + tragedy = humor.
Julie told Anne Hathaway, "Gidget may be stealing your thunder, but she'll never beat you in the minge department. Give the girls some air!"
Julie asked a nurse in London to stand on a chair and help her measure the height of the room using this handy rope...
Julie produced "Salmon Fishing in the Yemen."
Julie told Lindsey Lohan they wouldn't dare put you in jail.
Julie said "mark my words, Hathaway's winning an Oscar this year." I heard her talking about it at 7/11.
Julie purposely misuses the word penultimate. I'm sure of it.
Julie writes "Happy Holiday's" on all of her Christmas cards.
Julie smugly admits to anyone who'll listen that she's been pooping in stores for decades.
Julie told Chris Christie not to worry about his weight and run for President in 2016 as Democratic challenger Hillary Clinton is going to be both FAT and OLD.
Julie let Track Palin buttfuck her and she sent her used panties to his wife.
Julie convinced Susan Rice to pull out of contention, telling her the job really needs a man after so many years being run by a gash.
Dammit, I really, really hate my friend Julie. She is such a cunt.
Was Julie anywhere near Connecticut?
It was in the early 1970s when Julie coined the phrase "Guns don't kill people, people do..."
I hate that cunt!
Julie told Nancy Lanza, "I know a great hobby you and your deranged son can do together!"
Julie told Teresa Giudice her kids were beautiful and to get them into modeling.
Julie tripped Hillary Clinton....and told her deep vein thrombosis was just a myth.
What a cunt!
Julie told Hillary that there's no reason Obama and Congress should get *all* of the attention.
Julie told Nancy Pelosi that the "fiscal cliff" was where she'd throw her loose dentures if she didn't pass that damn bill....
Julie, WTF did you do to the board?
Julie told Disney, "James Franco, Robert Downey Jr? What's the diff?"
Julie told Belinda Carlisle and Jane Wiedlin that the Go-Go's didn't need a bass player.
She is SUCH a bitch!
Julie can't stop raving about how wonderful James Franco was in OZ, and it's starting to get on my nerves.
Julie once yelled fire in a crowded theater. And there really was a fire.
But everybody hated her and figured she was lying so they all died.
Julie told Dennis Rodman to tell North Korea that proper etiquette is to warn your opponent about what you plan to do to him.
Julie never returns e-mails. He says it's because he has ADD. That's his excuse for everything, ADD. He's a fucking dingaling.
Julie suggested the sequester.
Julie didn't wash her hands after wiping her ass, then stirred Her Majesty's tea with her dirty fingers. She is such an unmitigated cunt.
Julie told Rihanna, "He does it because he LOVES you."
Then she called Chris Brown and told him that Ri made fun of his penis.
Who else hates Julie the cunt?
Julie told Maggie Gallagher she was pretty.
Julie killed the thread about her that I started a few weeks ago.
Really pissed off
I had a friend named Julie.
Then she died.
Julie told Anne Hathaway that nobody likes a gracious winner.
Julie told Jennifer Lawrence flipping the bird was elegance!
Julie told Mayor Bloomberg to ban big soft drinks!
Julie told Jeb Bush that history will show his brother the best President this country ever had.
Julie told Cheryl she smelled fine.
Julie gave my cat a poinsettia for Christmas.
Julie tried to get the crowd in St. Peter's Square to chant, "Peron! Peron! Peron!"
Julie broke the board again.
Julie drives Michelle Shocked to church potlucks and gives her advice about on-stage banter for her shows on the way.
Julie told Jay Leno that NBC is committed to him and his brand, and TV executives like a little good-natured ribbing every now and then!
Julie told me to start a blog and then link to it on Datalounge.
Julie told Jeff Zucker and Poppy Harlow not to let those other - other, other - jewish bastards tell them how to handle coverage of the Steubenville rapists.
Julie asked her doctor to take a rape culture.
Julie told Henry Cavill, "You two look great together!"
Julie told Will Portman to stay in the closet.
Julie told me that she's going to ask AMC to stop showing "Mad Men". She says that the opening credits are an insult to those who jumped from the WTC on 9/11.
Of course, Julie was the one encouraging them to jump. "I've got a net!", she told them.
Julie told her drag queen friend that the crowd in front of the Supreme Court was drab and dull and needed some spicing up.
Julie told Justin Beiber that he needs to show his bad-ass side!
Julie sold Anthony Scalia his "Gay Marriage Is Newer Than Cell Phones Or The Internet" line.
Julie started the Anderson Cooper is dead thread.
Julie told Amanda Berry that only the cool kids accept rides from strangers.
Julie was spotted at the hospital around same time Jeannie Cooper died. Not saying she's responsible, but you never know...