If he were born in Ancient Greece this guy would be the male Helen of Troy.\
The football physique. The plucky, boy next door face. I''d crawl across broken glass to suck that mushroom head to completion.\
HOT. TO. DEATH.\
You don''t get out much, do you hon? Little dick, tard face and dirty fingernails. Ew.
He''s okay. Nice head though, I agree. So much better than those uncut ones which can get lint in them.
You we call him a little person, or just midget?
In what universe can you describe this guy as "Ew", r1? Glad to see r1 carrying on the tradition of cuntiness but come on!
I would not describe Helen of Troy as the "Girl Next Door," as you describe this boys looks. The Helen of Troy description is reserved for rare beauties, which by your own words OP, this boy is not.
His dick is a little short but very thick and that head is a dream. I love the whole "looks like a baby''s arm holding an apple" dick look.
Hot, but GE needs a manicure.
He''s a nailbiter....
Yay for cute average meat!
love the uncut cock. That head is so suckable.
He looks like Eddie Munster with a good body.
I''d do him.
Is he over 4 feet tall?
His nail bed, or lack thereof, made me puke!
I''d let him give me a handjob even with the bit nails.
OP...If he were born in ancient Greece or even modern day Greece, his dick would be left intact and not mutiliated.
I didn''t realize mushroom cock was a term known to the world outside of the lounge of data.
Yeah, I know the only thing I care about when looking at pictures of a hot guy is his manicure.
That poor discolored glans.\
Maimed without his consent.
I think he''s very pretty.
Glad you all dislike him so much because I''ll take him. He''s sturdy!
Only the queens on DL would look at a picture of a young, nekkid guy and would examine his fingernails and notice he is a nail biter...\
Did you ever know you''re my hero...you''re everything I would want to be.
It isn''t just the nailbiting that turns me off, it''s the mis-aligned teeth that are a no-go.\
But at least his penis is sculpted for greater beauty and enhanced pleasure, so there''s a plus.
[quote]I didn''t realize mushroom cock was a term known to the world outside of the lounge of data.\
Honey, almost nothing in DL is original. (Not a swipe at DL, it just cracks me up that people are like "OMG! He said ''pron!'' He MUST be a DLer!")\
Back to the kid on the link, sorry, you must be over 5''5" to ride this ride.
That''s a beautiful helmet head! \
But, that ass is so delicious looking!
It''s too bad so much of his public hair has been hacked off. The plucked eyebrows are a huge turn off for me.
R29, oh puhleaze... like there''s a chance in hell you have a shot at him.
Oh please...he is a whore posing for a gay porn site. Of course for a few hundred dollars he has more than a chance...I would say he could have him anyway he wants him...including growing the pubic hair back...
R31 is so fugly he has to pay manwhores to fuck him.
He is probably a kid. Too bad the steroids have him looking like a 35 year old man in the face.
[quote] "His nail bed, or lack thereof, made me puke!"\
What the first posters said--his nails are disgusting!
Meh. He has a lovely, huge cock, but a so-so face and he''s too fucking short to be stunning.\
The best I can muster for him is "cute". He certainly isn''t Helen of Troy beautiful.
Sculpt him with hooves and he''d make a nice Pan.
Slam the "queens of DL" all you want, but it was the OP that ran in here with his way over the top, breathless report on the "perfection" of a guy who is supposedly the "male Helen of Troy" (puke), and who, although attractive and in shape, really isn''t the "ultimate" anything. He''s a good looking guy. Take the dildo out of your ass now.
His ass is too pasty.
The nail bed IS indeed quite unfortunate and the eyebrows are a deal breaker for me.
But those armpits...you have to admit that they are to die for. Just so lickable. I can only imagine the musk they produce after a workout!!!
I could work wonders with him.
Rosa Lee, manicurist to the stars
Look, it''s a pocket pluck queen!
One of his toes is a little shorter than I like. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW, hon!
55 year old man who looks up anxiously when he hears anyone say "dollface."
I''d tap that ass.
Dirty fingernails. Deal breaker. Just gross. And bitten down short. Double gross.
Ewwww, what''s wrong with this stomach?%0D\
That overly-muscled shit has got to stop, along with the pube-shaving and eyebrow-plucking.
Pretty fucking close to perfect.
You debase our culture, our myth and our gods, and the wrath of Athena on your head, OP. D''oh-ric.
Sorry dear, pig skin boy ain''t my type.
Frat Men site has some of the very hottest muscle jocks around - BUT their vids are ENDLESSLY boring. I can''t get hard even watching these beautifully filmed yet sterile and lethargic performances. I''ll take those slightly forced panting performances of the William Higgins school over these dumb porterhouses.
He''s cute but to be the status the OP makes him out to be I''d want a smoother, creamier complexion. This kid looks like he''s borderline rosacea.
Very pretty. Too bad that peen is so short.
He''s short and that stubby hard-on doesn''t exactly inspire confidence.
He should spread those muscly legs and expose his hole.
I can''t stand freckled backs. And that''s only ugly cut dick with a nasty scar. Interesting though to know what others see as perfection.
I agree with R61 on freckled backs. not hot. still, he has muscles which is nice.
"still, he has muscles which is nice."%0D\
Something 99% of the DL Mary''s know nothing about. %0D
Steroids and shaved pubes...too young. not hot.
Freckles are the cutest thing ever and I would ride that cock like a stallion.
This guy is not attractive at all.
cute but looks very, very short. not that there''s anything wrong with that. necessarily.
I wish the porn-addicted shut-ins on this site would go elsewhere, and take that "mutilated" freak with them.
Says r68, who clicked on a thread called "The Jock That Launched A Thousand Hard-ons".
[quote]Ewwww, what''s wrong with this stomach? %0D\
Roids. So he''ll have a nasty temperament in addition to bitten nails. I''ll pass.
Where are his balls?
He looks like he smells
Not sure if it has been mentioned. I am too lazy to go through the entire thread. But OP's taste is amazingly bland.
I was distracted by the Mrs. Patrick Campbell comment.
M is for Meh. And for Midget.
And for Mongoloid.
that whole site is bland. hot guys but the videos are BORING BORING!
A midget who bites his nails. Yuck.
Seeing Mrs Patrixk Campbell's comment reminded me of how gladi am that that old hag hasn't cropped up here lately.
That guy is NOT hot, sexy, or even cute at all.
Agree with R64 Steroids and shaved pubes...too young. not hot.
His balls look fucked up, and I'll take an average dick with a foreskin over tons of cut cocks.
I agree with R68 I wish the porn-addicted shut-ins on this site would go elsewhere, and take that "mutilated" freak with them.
I'll take a guy who looks like your normal everday guy instead of this roided out twink.
Christ, will you give up that "mutilated" meme, r81? We get it, you hate cut cocks. Just shut the fuck up with the mutilated shit, fuck wad.
I was quoting R68, there's no way to edit it. I wanted it to look like this:
[quote]I wish the porn-addicted shut-ins on this site would go elsewhere, and take that "mutilated" freak with them.
R83? How about YOU go elsewhere, whiner.
That twink is the male version of a butterface.
Princess Tinymeat indeed!
Someone claimed that he's muscular, yeah that's if you consider taking lots of steroids to be actual muscle LMAO
I agree, he's not particularly sexy or cute.
Why would they do a close up of his gross nails? I've noticed a lot of guys in porn are nail biters. Someone should do a study on that.
I'd do him, but those nails are a deal-killer.
And after R14 puked, she fainted.
Rumplefugly. Tiny cock.
r90 are you going to resurrect this thread ever November?
He's cute with a nice body, but OP's hyperbole is laughable. He looks short, his dick is average, his body is nice but nothing spectacular, and the face is maybe a 7/10.
And yes, his fucked up dirty fingernails are gross.
Can you just imagine what his toenalis must look like?
That's a tiny cock any way you cut it (no pun intended). I'm a top who demands size, so it would be a dealbreaker. THe rest aint half bad.