He''s become the bottom you''ve fucked way too many times. It now takes an hour of pumping before you cum.
A major STD factory.
Like any one of you repliers would EVER get a chance at hitting something nearly as hot as that in your short lifetimes...hypocrites.
is he gay?
I say again, and oddly in the same context, does anyone on DL remember when we used to actually LIKE sex and sexy guys?
"Like any one of you repliers would EVER get a chance at hitting something nearly as hot as that in your short lifetimes...hypocrites."\
Oh please his type is available on Rentboy.com for $200, he is so not that special.
This is so tacky, but I can''t think of a single thing I''d like more than to have Ronaldo fuck me.
Ronaldo supports gay marriage, so of course the resident self-loathers on DL trash him every chance they get. Pathetic.
R9, do you keep some sort of master list of every celebrity''s position on gay rights - and specifically gay marriage? How myopic can you be!
Lots of gay men are not fans of gay marriage either, you know.
He always looks like he'd taste like sun-tan oil and sport gel.
Doesn't he shave everywhere? And that crisco tan. Ugh.
Didn't he get HS2 from Paris Hilton?
why are soccer players so small? do they lift weights typically?
Ronaldo's 6'1", so he's not small at all. They do lift weights for strength and conditioning, but nothing that would increase bulk. Adding too much muscle weight is a hindrance to the speed and flexibility needed to play.
While it's true that the game has a wider spectrum of heights, there are plenty of tall players over 6' (even some 6'7"+). The game demands more skill and stamina than power. Ronaldo is known for being one of the most athletic and imposing/powerful players in his position. His rival is Lionel Messi, who is 5' 7", barely, but he's been the Balon d'Or/World Player of the Year winner three years running and has broken all sorts of scoring records. His skills on the ball far exceed Ronaldo's. I'm not sure if he's faster, but he has a remarkable ability to stay on his feet at high speed, with the ball at his toes as he winds, not powers his way through three, four, and I've seen five defenders beat by him. It's unusual to see Ronaldo do that. Andres Iniesta, Messi's teammate, has a similar dribbling style and skill set, and he, too is 5'7". Fernando Torres, another six footer, has a style more similar to Ronaldo's.
I guess to Americans, soccer players' bodies look so puny because we are accustomed to buff beefcake American football players, basketball players, and hockey players. Even today's baseball players are big and buff.
I don't get his appeal at all, there is nothing attractive about him.
I'm a big soccer/football follower. Ronaldo is a love/hate figure in the sport. So much so that Nike, his sponsor, crafted a commercial around the theme with some fans (or actors) playing the roles of those who love or loathe him.
He's immensely talented. But he's extremely cocky, petulant, and whiny when things don't go his way. His gesturing and facial expressions on the field are really peevish. And, of course, whether you follow the sport or not and see him only in gossip pages, he reeks vanity.
Soccer is more cardio - running about an enormous amount so you don't need to be big to be good at soccer.
which is why soccer never caught on in America.
The Ronaldo troll appears to have missed this thread.
r21 Do you mean HSV2? Or a musical?
He looks like a gay athlete, and wears too much gel in his hair. At least he doesn't have trashy tats on his body.
The only people who should wear tats are sailors, convicts, and prostitutes.
[quote]Ronaldo supports gay marriage, so of course the resident self-loathers on DL trash him every chance they get. Pathetic.
He's not all that. He's too greasy for my taste, and most likely a walking STD.