This thread is about Andy Cohen. He is the Vice President of Entertainment from Bravo. Does anyone on here thinks he is weird? Just aking. What makes him tick?
Dick = Tick.
He sometimes looks like someone hit him in between the eyes with a hammer.\
That being said, I would love to lick his hot, sweaty ballsack.
Andy has been blessed with terrific looks and keen business acumen. He can have any man he wants and is wholly responsible for the success of the Bravo network. That''s Andy in a nutshell.
Andy makes me all boyst.
Blessed with terrific looks???\
He seems rather slow and dull. I can''t\
imagine he''s the best "host" they could find.
His show is doing gangbusters and he is the sole reason. His popularity has surpassed even that of some of the housewives. He''s very entertaining. He is extremely good looking but doesn''t take himself that seriously, which makes even more attractive.
Oh dear, another thread on Andy Cohen.
This will not end well
I have to agree with the fact that he is slow and dull, r5.\
I am definently sure that his popularity has surpassed than any of the housewives, r6. I think that the housewives are so jealous of his popularity.
I bet his hole holds many, [italic]MANY [/italic] untold secrets.\
Musky! Musky! Musky!
(I bet Daniel Craig has fucked him senseless before).
How much money u think he makes
Hi Andy! You must be reading this thread (if not posting.)
She really needs to spend more time on program development.\
And less time starting threads about herself on DL.\
Get back to work, Miss Cohen.
I don''t know. I think when Andy talks he sounds very corny and weird.
When will he hit the wall? He''s in his 40s now. All that smoking and HEAVY drinking all the time can''t be fixed with a few shots of Botox in the long run. God knows how much he was into the drug scene, or still is. Any dish?
I met him years ago at Satella (sp?). He was very nice. I think he was working for a newspaper or maybe The New Yorker.
I dont like that he is so nice to the housewives. I want one of them to turn on him so he can really queen out and put those bitches in check.
I wonder if she''s ever been rocking in a sling? She has that look.
You do all realize that Andy is the Housewives'' boss, right? He is producer and creator of those programs. He''s not just the host of his little chat show.
R16 never saw him go after my beautiful, successful, maternal and sexy wife Victoria.
r14, was he really a heavy smoker and drinker? That would explain how his voice got to that irritating pitch. He got some GOOD work done before the reunion shows. His face looks younger but his hair looks the same.
Yes, how much money is ole Andy pulling down from Bravo every year? $250,000 big ones???
Please stop calling Andy "she." HE is a man. He has a penis and testicles, he''s got a hairy chest, and he acts like a man. Referring to him as a fish is all types of wrong.
Get her @ R22!
I''m sure Ms Cohen makes well in excess of 1/2 a million per year plus bonuses.\
She has that dirty, call boy on speed dial, likes to get fisted thing going on.\
Yes, a smoker.
On her private time, she likes to relax in a matching bra and panties.\
And only responds to the name "Yetta."
yes, r24, MR. Cohen makes at least 2 million a year, but I think he''s UNDERPAID. He is the hardest working man in show biz, producing all the wildly successful reality shows on Bravo and then hosting that delightful and breezy yet insightful after-show. He works tirelessly and should be paid more.\
HE does not have a call boy on speed dial. That''s rubbish. Andy can have any man he wants. ANY MAN! He doesn''t need to pay for the company of attractive gentlemen. He does not get into fisting. He is very vanilla and wouldn''t do anything a straight person wouldn''t do. Thus, he has oral sex with other guys but rarely has anal sex. \
He has smoked on occasion, but he can take it or leave it. I know a (scorchingly hot) guy that hooked up with Andy last year, and this guy tells me that Andy''s breath smells like a mixture of Scope and testosterone.
he made bravo profitable. no small feat.\
should be pulling $4mm for that alone.
Mz Andy''s PR flacks have found the thread...
oh, yes, he''s so "hot"...
"no small feat"\
r27, how do you know he has big feat? Tell me more.
Anyone can make a network profitable by selling shallow and stupid.\
I presume he''s shallow and stupid as well.
I like him, but his reunion show is just him reading questions off of index cards that viewers submitted. He''s fun to watch though because he''s clearly enjoying himself seeing the women tear one another to shreds.
Every time he does a promo for his Watch What Happens he sounds like a 16-year old high school girl. He''s got to be a bottom who probably complains the whole time it''s going in and then hits high-pitched squeals while you''re hitting it.
r30, well why haven''t you? I think you should get started.
Who the fuck cares about all these housewives? It''s a rhetorical question because apparently a lot of people do. I think those shows are the biggest fucking waste of time. They''re the worst.\
In my opinion, I feel that TV has hit a new all-time low with those housewives shows. I can''t even believe those shitty shows exist, and that''s saying something with all the crap that''s on TV.
He doesn''t make $2 million and his claim to fame is sleeping with Barry Diller.
He''s out and proud and not some step and fetchit fag like DL fav Bradley Cooper.
[quote]Anyone can make a network profitable by selling shallow and stupid.\
you make that sound like a bad thing.\
it''s ''merica where stupid and shallow are the culture.
i''ve lived in LA too long.
r.22, have you heard Andy speak? That is no man speaking, it''s a teenage girl. Unless...r.22 are you, well, Hi Andy Cohen at r.22
I like Andy Cohen. I''d nuzzle those man-boobs any day.
Really, I would.
He''s a vapid, clawing starfucker.
Look up the word "tool" in the dictionary and at meaning no. 3 (slang) - an idiotic human being - you will find a photo of Ms. Cohen.\
And every Jew in America hates him for his constant mis-use of the word "Mazel"....
Any man in his 40''s who talks and gestures like a teenage Valley Girl has issues out the whazoo. Not sexy.
"In my opinion, I feel that TV has hit a new all-time low with those housewives shows. I can''t even believe those shitty shows exist, and that''s saying something with all the crap that''s on TV."\
Uh, no, the all time worst show was in the 90''s with "90210"...the worst crap ever to hit tv.
Andy at R26 just couldn''t help himself. \
Scope and testosterone? MARY!\
Yes, honey, we dig you-- don''t be so defensive!
R44, while I agree 90210 was no Masterpiece Theatre, it was fun and cheesy. With cute boys. Next you''ll tell us you didn''t like Melrose.
A history major with an addiction to trash television
I thought that R26''s rant/tirade was fucking hilarious.\
I work with him...his position requires no actual producing. Bravo acquires a program and he and a few others slap their name on it. He is a very successful joke...and partially responsible for the downfaall of civilisation with the shit Bravo replays on air.
he wants to be a celebrity
Double Exposure. WTF?
It is weird to think of him as doing anything real because he always seems kind of dim on his talk show. Not every intelligent person is a scintillating personality, but they usually do not come off as mentally challenged.
I agree that he is a tool but I''d like to fuck around with him at least once. I''m a sucker for a hairy chest.
R51 sums up every lay that Andy has ever had. And with that as the criteria, I''m sure he''s had many, many a lay. I envy anyone who can project so much power and so little substance; artifice is his art and he its Picasso.
"...artifice is his art and he its Picasso."\
Salieri has arrived.
I think the guy is a bottom. On the other hand, once he had a magazine cover revealing a woman’s breasts. He said, I find this picture a turn on because I realize I’m a butt man. Yes, I too think he is really, really handsome. I get the feeling he grew up rich and privileged. I don’t know why I get that vibe?
How does he misuse mazel?\
He seems like a cool guy. Love those pics of him w Daniel Craig in St Barts. I don''t get the hate.
He is cute, not that good looking. I''m sure he is a total bossy bottom. He is from St. Louis I believe. So being from the Midwest I am sure he is not a ho-bag. Thanks for that.
I think he''s adorable and would love to date him though I think one date talking about those horrible women the whole time would be the last.
You do realize that the persona is all an act, no? He is not like that in reality. He is not much different than other gung ho producer types -- but cross him and he''ll cut you off at the knees.
I believe it, r58.
I like how he shows off his box.
He''s a terrible interviewer. He doesn''t listen to what his subjects are saying, and often gets caught off-guard if he doesn''t have a prepared remark.\
Perfect example; during the RHONY reunion show, he had a stack of comment cards attacking Jill. Bethenny pointed out that they''d been piling on her (which anyone with a brain would already know), but Andy had more cards, so he just stupidly plowed along and read another one.\
Bethanny jumped on him, and instead of being able to recover and move to something else, he looked shellshocked and panicked for a bit, and then finally did the "We''ll be right back after this" schtick. \
He can''t think on his feet for shit. Don''t know why he ever thought (besides ego) he''d be a good host for live shows.
yet you continue to watch, r61.
I like his wonky eye and his fey mannerisms.
Lucky guy, considering that he seems as dumb as a brick.
I sense a ton of hate and jealousy in this thread. It''s a given to say that Andy is outrageously hot and incredibly handsome. To say otherwise is the equivalent of saying that the earth isn''t round or that water is not wet. Andy is also a terrific interviewer. He asks the tough questions the viewers at home yearn to ask.
r66 = Victoria from TRHofOC
Yes, I''m the Andrew Troll (aka the Victoria Troll, aka the Jillian Troll). I''ve made it my life''s mission to defend the very attractive and hugely successful people who are maligned by resentful, envious nobodies.
[quote] "I like how he shows off his box."\
Me too R60. He obviously makes a very concerted effort to so. Always has his legs splayed and is ALWAYS showing a packed basket of goodies.\
I bet he''s a real rascal in the sack.\
All that fur. Mmmmmmmmm.
Have I got a girl for him! Oh wait, is he a faigela?
Mrs. Gloria Kamen of Boca
Bravo gets low ratings for all of their shows, including the Real Housewives. It''s like the 15th most popular CABLE channel, ratings-wise. Fox News is consistently #1 or #2, by comparison. Gay people are basically the only ones watching the channel.
R71 = Alberta Einstein.
If we were at a party, I''d cut a path through you swooners who think this guys is "incredibly handsome" and srike up a conversation with r58.
While it doesn''t get huge ratings numbers, isn''t Bravo a very profitable division of NBC Universal. \
I would imagine that their content is all very cheap to produce and that they their audience is a very attractive one to advertisers.
What will be the next city to have a Real Housewives series? Miami?
R75 calls it: their demo skews towards affluent, educated urban professionals. Many gay guys, working women, young marrieds. That''s a dream demo for advertisers.
Who knows, r76?
Even I, a hick from a flyover state, am laughing at the posters who wonder if he makes $250,000 or half million a year. Get with it, guys! Even the managers of small midwest companies make that kind of money. Are you really so naive about the kind of money TV producers, execs, and on-camera talent make these days?
I don''t see "educated" people enjoying the Real Housewives and the rest of that dreck. At least not anyone well-educated.
Isn''t he good friends with Kelly Rippa and her hunky husband? I think there were pics of him spending time at Rippa''s summer place.
Andy Cooper enjoys them r80. You know why? Because deep down...all gay men are 12 year old girls!
[quote]I don''t see "educated" people enjoying the Real Housewives and the rest of that dreck. At least not anyone well-educated.\
My friend, an Ivy League-educated (MD Harvard; MPH Harvard) is an attending physician and faculty member at New York Presbyterian Weill Cornell. He and his friend from medical school watch all the housewives programs and while watching them, they chat to each other on FB with running commentary. They each DVR the shows and watch them multiple times, sometimes back-to-back. Same for the reunion shows. And now that Bethenny Getting Married is on, it''s the same thing. I don''t know why they''re so obsessed. They even text in their votes for that stupid Mazel of the Week shit.
R80, The Real Housewives franchise is undeniably trash tv, but if this board is any evidence, it has gone over like gangbusters with gay men and working women in major urban areas -- I would imagine this demo has a higher than average education level and disposable income.
DL is full of elderly men who only approve of watching PBS, apparently.
That''s a great point, r85.
[quote] DL is full of elderly men who only approve of watching PBS, apparently.\
And unemployed young''uns who can post bitchy comments during a work day, apparently.
Maxine is all a-twitter that Andy is under federal investigation for conspiratorial liability in getting the White House party crashers to do it for their Housewives show. I don''t know - my gut says if Andy (or Bravo) just suggested it, they haven''t committed a crime, but if Andy (or Bravo) actually did anything such as falsify credentials to get them in there, he could be in a heap o''trouble.\
Andy''s post on the matter in the Huffington Post at link.
Andy Cohen is a schlockmeister in the tradition of Alan Carr and Ross Hunter. At least those two men had enough sensitivity to stay in the closet and keep from embarrassing the rest of us gays.
"My friend, an Ivy League-educated (MD Harvard; MPH Harvard) is an attending physician and faculty member at New York Presbyterian Weill Cornell. He and his friend from medical school watch all the housewives programs and while watching them, they chat to each other on FB with running commentary"\
Which neatly illustrates how overrated Harvard and its graduates are.
I would like to know why does the tv watching public find him threatening.
When I read that he was once a producer for 48 hours and CBS News I was shocked. I mean, this is the same guy whose deep conversation is anywhere from who had cosmetic surgery to being a host to a gathering of women who bitch at each other.\
I think he is really handsome, but what ruins it for me when he dose that girlfriend talk. I''m sorry I but I cringe when he dose that. The guy is an adult not a high school girl.
Jesus, I didn''t know that, r18. No wonder I hate him. I find him to be a tool, really. He''s not funny yet seems to think he''s hilarious. I often wondered, "why on earth did he get that hosting gig?" for the reunion shows. He is not a good host. \
I can''t help but wonder if he started this thread.
surely he makes well in excess of over 1 million per year, 250K is just not alot of money today.
Uh, 1 million isn''t even so much for a yearly salary any more in NYC.
Andy looked like he wanted the reunion show for the Real Housewives of New york to be over with. He looked distraught and uncomfortable.
[quote]"Andy Cohen is a schlockmeister in the tradition of Alan Carr and Ross Hunter.At least those two men had enough sensitivity to stay in the closet and keep from embarrassing the rest of us gays. "\
[bold]Alan Carr[/bold] in the [italic] CLOSET?!?! [/italic]\
[italic] [bold]OH MY SIDES!!!!! [/bold][/italic]
Thanks for the laugh (at you, that is), R3, R4, R6, R22, R62, R68, R70, and most of all R26, and R66.\
I never thought there was a point to troll-dar till now. Helps weed out the insane.
Fun with Troll-dar and Jane
Alan Carr wasn''t publicly out of the closet the way Andy Cohen is, reinforcing to the world the stereotype of the silly, shallow, gossipy gay man.
God I hate him can''t understand all the hype about him.\
Did like how he shut down that blonde chick thinking she was going to replace Dina on the Nj Housewife show.
Me too, r102.
[quote] ...reinforcing to the world the stereotype of the silly, shallow, gossipy gay man.%0D\
True, but DL spends most of its time reinforcing that stereotype too.%0D\
Some members of the LGBT community fit the stereotypes. I don''t think they should have to hide themselves or pretend to straight because of it.
Didn''t he fix his wonky eye
He has an obvious overprodcution of the saliva glands, but that''s good for cock sucking.
Speak for yourself, r106.
He has fat teeth.
does anyone know his email address?\
[quote]does anyone know his email address?\
She''s so very, very ugly that she can only be described as "ANDY COHEN" -what a cross-eyed fugo turd.
My ex claims she attended the American School in Japan with Andy, where she claims to have clobbered Andy with her backpack during some playground hi-jinx. She goes on to claim that this back pack smack attack knocked Andy into a greater consciousness which allows him to create winning entertainment concepts.na
She and Andy would have been twelve years old at the time of this alleged incident
Andy has money, power and influence. And he's openly gay.
Therefore he must be hated and despised by the porn addicted basement dwellers of Datalounge Land.
[quote]Andy has money, power and influence. And he's openly gay. Therefore he must be hated and despised by the porn addicted basement dwellers of Datalounge Land.
Yes, he's openly gay therefore we MUST ignore the fact that the garbage he presents on TV is a major contributor to the dumbing down of America. He's openly gay, so we have to genuflect before Andy Cohen and proclaim him to be the most handsome and brilliant man on the planet.
You sneer R118, but isn't that how other groups advance, by supporting their own come hell or high water?
r118, he convinced Anderson Cooper to come out. What's bad about that?
[quote]he convinced Anderson Cooper to come out.
Link please. I followed those stories in the media but saw no reference to Cohen providing inspiration to Anderson Cooper. It doesn't show up on a Google search. Please provide a link. That would be an interesting aspect of the story.
[quote]but isn't that how other groups advance, by supporting their own come hell or high water?
Like those who supported Joseph Stalin or Joseph McCarthy?
Not relevant R122. Andy Cohen is not a Stalin or a McCarthy. He's one of our own and we should support him.
R123 = President of Jeffrey Dahmer Fan Club
"He's one of our own and we should support him."
J.D. is dead R124, so your point has no bite.
This guy is sad and needs to grow up - he's still obsessed with Madonna like he's still a teenager and has her "Sex" book from 1992 on his coffee table, as well as a poster of hers on a door.
[quote]J.D. is dead, so your point has no bite
Amazing R125. You're now telling us that if Dahmer were still alive we should be supporting him because he's gay.
Intelligent gays are sure to agree that they don't want to support someone simply because that person happens to be gay.
While Andy Cohen isn't #1 on my own list of non-support, he's on that list along with Kevin Spacey, Lindsey Graham, Jeff Gannon/Guckert, John Roberts, George Rekers, Larry Craig, Bishop Eddie Long, Ted Haggard, and Andrew Sullivan among the gay people you support because they're gay, R123.
There's something about his eyes that just creeps me out. They seem cold and dead.
Andy Cohen Birthday Bump!
Happy Birthday, Andy!
Andy Cohen's feet are ugly r116 and those pink socks are just heinous.
Andy looks like he has just given up and is indulging on weed, food and drink. And probably sex.
Watching him last night interviewing Cher, I could not believe how fat - flabby fat - he has become.
OMG, I just watched a clip of the interview and Cher REALLY needs to stop with the plastic surgery and layers of makeup! She looked like a ventriloquist.
At Andy's age, it benefits him to gain a few pounds.
If he had been super fit, he may not have fat, but his face will look haggard.
Andy is in the same bottom-feeding company as Harvey Levin of TMZ. Some people should stay in the closet.
I had never watched this guy's shitty WWHL show until last night, and now I know why nobody likes him. He is SO childish and annoying, and those "OMG!" facial expressions were beyond irritating.
On fashion police this week, when talking about a dress, Joan said it was a "shiny silver bottom, or as the gay community calls it, Andy Cohen"
Anyone notice how Andy on last night's wwhl was obsessed with Zachary Levi's shoes and what size they were.
Yes, he does seem to be a bit of an odd duck.
Okay - people do know he did NOT create the Real Housewives right? Not one show or episode. They shot it as a test series to sell to a cable network, Bravo bought it. Even all the other franchises are not made by the same production companies. Andy is not the creator of anything. He is an executive at bravo who manages talent. Basically he is the face of Bravo. Nothing more. He never created Queer Eye, or Real Houswives or Shas....none of it.
That was so weird r135
R139 he helps decide who they cast/fire/bring back. He even made a video talking about it recently.
r141 once the show is greenlit and on Bravo yes. He has no casting input to a new Real Housewives. Say a new production company came to Bravo saying they have a "real housewives of Chicago." It would already be shot and sold that way. If it got picked up then yes Bravo and Cohen can make suggestions on casting to keep it on the air but no, he is not a creator of the franchise, or any show on Bravo.
He does not pick the chefs for top chef, or the shas for shas of sunset either.
He was a talent booker on CBS this morning before he moved to Bravo..and Bravo was a channel that showed Opera before it merged with TRIO.