Hello, this is Nana Mouskouri.

Is Paul there?

Nana Mouskouri
• Remind me of this one again, OP. Did Nana dial a wrong number and happen to reach a DL-er?

• NA NA! How ya durrin gurl? This is Whitney. WHITNEY HOUSTON! Hayyyyyy! Whooooa!\ \ Baby, I jus lurrrrv dem glasses. Halleluiah! Praise the lawd! Wut was I sayin''?\ \ Oh yeah... Bobby! Bobby Brown! Where my husband at? That stupid muthafucka. Fuckin'' drunk black ass... Bobby! Where''s my fuckin'' drink?\ \ NA NA! NA NA! You are so damned beautiful gurl. Wanna smoke some good shit? Gurl! Zzzzz.......

  Whitney!

• This is Paul. What did you say your name is again?\ \ I''m sorry, who? I don''t know a Nana. But when I used to milk my former wife''s tits, we''d call them her "NaNas" and I''d pull and yank them until her areolae were stretch to their limits.\ \ Those were happier times. Unfortunately, she left me for a woman. She calls often to report that she''s never had such wonderful orgasms as she has with Christine, and if it weren''t for my erectile dysfunction, maybe we might have stood a chance.\ \ Oh, the humanity.

  Paul

• Oui, bien sur, Nana, il veut vous parler, Nana, ne quittez pas, Nana, ne quittez pas!

• I''m so very sorry, R4, but I never learned to speak Farsi. Perhaps we can converse in the language of the proud mountain people of Nepal? I must admit, though, I am a bit rusty.

  Nana

• [quote]Perhaps we can converse in the language of the proud mountain people of Nepal\ \ I''d be very happie to, Nana...but not ''ere on zis board. Ze people aren''t always friendly. Zey''re, ''ow should I put it? Vell, zey''re sometimes juzgemental.\ \ But, Nana, pleez, I''ve always, always vanted to ask you zomethin''. Pleez do not be offended wiv me. Offenze, it is not my intention...but could you pleez tell me vhy you always wore those terrible glasses?

  http://image.lyricspond.com/image/n/artist-nana-mouskouri/album-dans-le-soleil-et-dans-le-vent/cd-cover.jpg

• Thank you all but I need to speak to Paul. R3, you are not Paul.\ \ Is Paul there?

  Nana Mouskouri

• Found this in my local charity shop today.

  https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/314400_10150809442795548_837760547_20852547_185361748_n.jpg

  ayb

• Sorry, wrong number.

• Nana, could you please tell me which sort of pashmina is best for strangulation?%0D\ %0D\ We''re having a very special dinner party, and it is my important responsibility to slaughter the chickens for chicken frickassee.%0D\ %0D\ Which color is best to mask the internal organs?%0D\ %0D\ You''re a doll!

  Georgio Shalikashvili

• Nana, you slut! I demand that you stop calling me, THIS INSTANT!%0D\ %0D\ I hear you through the phone - the heavy breathing, the giggling, and I can smell your contempt through the cord.%0D\ %0D\ Leave my husband alone, or you will be SORRY!

  Stephanie Powers

• Paul''s not available.%0D\ %0D\ But thank you for calling Colonial Penn. My name is Diane Tull.%0D\ %0D\ We can save you $1000 on life insurance, and here''s Alex Trebek to tell you how we do it.

  Diane Tull

• Paul''s on the shitter. Call back in ten.%0D\ %0D\ *click*

  Vinnie

• Yes, this is Paul. How may I help you?

  Paul

• Who ish thish?

  Liza with a Sh

• I''m just a Broadwaayyy Babyyyyy

  Elaine, drunk on insulin

• Nana, your pussy stinks!

• Dearest Nana Mouskouri,%0D\ %0D\ Are you a fan of Nutella?

• Hi, Nana. I''m under 80. Who are you?

• You''re call is important to us...

• Nana Mooski? You got any Ribs or Soul food over at your place? I''m HUNGRY!

  Aretha Franklin

• Nana, this is important\ \ \ I NEED some marijuana

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XotNYOZfbtE&feature

• Hello, is this the cocksucker''s residence?

  Nana(trying not to giggle)

• Nana! You''re a Whore! You know it too! Please stop harassing me!

  Ann Margret from the grave

• The original Nana Mouskouri thread was hilarious. It will be impossible to duplicate. I loved the part about how one guy said Eartha Kitt broke into his car and sat in the front passenger seat and asked him to drive her to TJ Maxx. So he did. %0D\ %0D\ %0D

• I don''t recall that part

• Nana, your glasses are SO stylish. Who designed them? Your music is VERY popular, here in Sheboygan!

  http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/13405979/Nana Mouskouri 03.jpg

  Frannie

• [quote]I loved the part about how one guy said Eartha Kitt broke into his car and sat in the front passenger seat and asked him to drive her to TJ Maxx. \ \ Ah, the halcyon days of wit and irony.\ \ There were some true geniuses around here. And I really do think that more than a couple authors and comics gave material a test drive here.\ \ The Wit and Wisdom choices were phenomenal - occasionally brilliant.

• [R23] for you:

  http://youtu.be/xUZOexiCFmE

• Nana bump.

• Does Nana like bananas, do you think?

• Those old Nana Mouskouri ads were like SCTV sketches. Especially the first ones where they talk about the singer who has sold millions of records, one of the most beautfiul voices of all time and then they show Mouskouri and say her name and American audiences were like, "Who the fuck is this?"

• Who's hotter: Nana Mouskouri or Mireille Mathieu?

  http://youtu.be/hL6RpUdVZNw

• [quote]I loved the part about how one guy said Eartha Kitt broke into his car and sat in the front passenger seat and asked him to drive her to TJ Maxx. That was before anyone at DL ever posted "This . did . not . happen."

• More films with Nana Mouskouri in them.

• [quote]That was before anyone at DL ever posted "This . did . not . happen." And thread-bashing EST variations. There seems to be a bunch of jackasses who spend all their time trying to end threads. Webmaster once posted that EST accusations were forbidden. That rule sure faded away fast. I still flag them.

• Whose voice is better: Nana Mouskouri or Taylor Swift?