I bottomed for a competitive bodybuilder last night.

I have to say it was the most A-MA-ZING sex I have EVER had. There's nothing better than getting the living shit fucked out of you with 275 lb of muscle bearing down on you, pressed against you. We met at Eagle. This mountain of a man approached me to say hello. This guy was huge, with muscles upon muscles and handsome as hell. My legs felt like jello when we were chatting. He mentioned that he competes in local bb competitions. He's off-season now, whatever that means, so he's gotten even bigger and let his hair grow out. One thing led to another, and cut to his apartment two hours later, with me flat on my back, legs spread, as this muscleman held me down as he mercilessly pounded my hole. It was just the most incredible sex I've ever had. Being held down by his heft as he fucked me had me screaming and moaning so, that I bet glass shattered in Staten Island. My friend warned me to beware of him, since it's been his experience that gay guys THAT HUGE are poz. We used protection, so that's not even a factor. P.S. the myth about bb's having small dicks is just that. This guy was beautifully proportioned everywhere. He was a good 8 inches and very thick. He did me well!

• I hope you are single? if not you are a whore

• glad u had a good time OP.\ \ Are you going to see him again?

  non-cunty r2

• Moaning. Screaming. Earrings. Caftans. \ \ Oh, Noodles. Geez.

• You go, girl!

• Two things:\ \ 1)Staten Island? Really!?!\ \ 2)Why would you let a POZ guy fuck you, even with a condom?

• We exchanged numbers, so I hope we see each other again. The sex was great, so why not hook up again? I don''t think either of us is looking to date the other, just hook up. Not to sound like the typical jaded a New York gay man, but I''m sure I will get bored with him eventually (and him with me) and I''ll move on to something else. Until then, I''m going to enjoy the ride.

• 8/10...Clap, clap!

• OP, I like the idea of your relaxed attitude.

• Everyone has levels of risk they''re can tolerate in other to experience other benefits. Skydivers tolerate a level of risk others might not. You can''t tolerate Staten Island or getting fucked by somebody who might be poz. Everybody''s different.

• I think the point was that he was screaming loud enough to break glass in another borough (i.e. Staten Island) not that he necessarily lives there. OP?

• He lives in the UWS, not Staten Island. I mentioned that he had me screaming and moaning so loudly, that glass probably shattered in SI. As for his HIV status, I don''t know if he''s poz or not. We''re not in a relationship, so it''s none of my business. Any guy you bring home could be poz. My friend who warned me about him is unusually paranoid about HIV, and he assumes that muscles = poz, which isn''t necessarily the case. We used condoms, so that''s not even an issue.

  OP

• btw, if anyone cares, I''m the guy who started the thread about whether or not objectifying black thuggish musclemen is racist. This guy last night was not black. I like huge muscles in general.

  OP

• Oh, you are so right, OP. It''s none of your business whether or not the man who is fucking you is poz or not?\ \ Oh well, you can''t have beauty AND brains.

• OP, even if the guy is rumored to be POZ, don''t let him fuck you. Even with a condom. Do you have a death wish?

• r14, is the kind of person who would let someone BB him because they LOOK clean.

• How do you know if anyone you bring home is poz or not? It''s just the chance you take. We used condoms, so I''m not concerned. There''s no rumor that he''s poz, just my friend''s overactive paranoia at work. He trusts no one to be neg.

  OP

• op = [childish epithet posted by a bigoted tool]

• OP, you do realize the ass is not designed for that, right?

• I''ve been with a bunch of body builders myself because I was hot for that body type. But my experience has been that they truly are muscle BOUND and haven''t been all that agile or versatile. Usually one or two positions and they are usually pretty immobile once in position. Still love the bodies though.

• This never happened.

• You lost me at "living shit." Don''t you chew?

• Sigh. Once again...the bigger the muscles the bigger the Mary.\ \ I don''t care what OP says. It has been proven true 100% of the time.

• What I find odd about this post is that the OP never mentioned his own type and why a "competitive" bodybuilder would even approach him. I''m all for hot sex, but something here doesn''t ring true.

• Because he is a wisp and a willow of fictive non-entity.\ \ "I don''t know if he''s poz or not. We''re not in a relationship, so it''s none of my business"\ \ So, anything can be inserted into your asshole by someone else is none of your business? you don''t care where it came from or what it is.\ \ You''re not even a whore or a slut.\ \ You''re just a hole.

• I know this is true because my windows in Staten Island broke the other nite LOL....

• Been there, done that. It''s like fornicating with a walrus. Give me flexible sex over lumpen sex any day.

• I know this is true because my windows in Staten Island broke the other nite LOL....

• OP, is the bodybuilder''s name Bob by any chance?

• They ALWAYS have eight inches.

• You are a whore, darlin''.

  Cristal Conners

• So it''s safe to assume that OP always goes out pre-lubed and pre-douched.

• [quote]We exchanged numbers, so I hope we see each other again. The sex was great, so why not hook up again?\ \ If I had a dollar for every time....

• Lost me at he was a good 8 inches. They always are in these stories, they always are.

• Agreed with R23.

• Stupid ignorant op...that is all.

• [quote]OP, even if the guy is rumored to be POZ, don''t let him fuck you. Even with a condom. Do you have a death wish?\ \ You''re a dolt.

• OP, good for you! After 30 years, it''s time gay men get back to fucking just for the Hell of it. And anyone can be poz. What do the hot-house lilies here expect of men? To never fuck anyone, ever again after 1980?

• I am just sooooo happy for you

  Jealous Bitch

• I have never had mind blowing sex. I am 50 years old. \ \ God I hope I do sometime...I can only wish right? I am cute too.

• Shut up Noodles.

• If you always wear a condom, you never have to bother with HIV tests.

  Typhoid MARY!

• More boring shit from the sex troll.\ \ This retard is easy to spot. He''s posted dozens of threads, all of them describing in overheated purple porn prose a sexual encounter with a guy straight out of the fantasy of a sad, lonely gay man who has nothing BUT sexual fantasies: a security guard, a priest, a neighbor, a STRAIGHT guy. Now it''s a bodybuilder. \ \ Like I said: BOOOOORING. And pathetic.\ \ Now watch him call me a "frau." Or a "prude." Or a "pearl-clutcher." Or a "sex negative." Or a "mincing prisspot." This guy is SO predictable.

• At one time I longed for experiences like that.\ \ Then I gave up because it became my experience that those guys were after one thing. My hot body all over them and my nine inch dick up their asses.\ \ Enjoyable! but when is it my turn to be overwhelmed and pussy out for hot big guys???\ \ Got this boy''s number, OP?

• I want to have sex with a bodybuilder.

  Cole

• I like topping ''em. The whole "yeah you can bench 350 but you''re MY piece of ass now" thing.\ \ Fortunately for me a lot of muscle homos LOVE to get fucked, and fucked hard.

• that''s my experience too.

• EEEEW! OP, the ass is where poo comes out!

• R42 = Flyover [childish epithet posted by a bigoted tool].

• EEEWWW! The vagina is where piss, blood, babies and cum come out.

  Cole

• In my experience, huge bodybuilder dudes are all bottoms. \ \ I think it''s the steroids. Their dick doesn''t work and their prostate gets so big that any little poke will hit the button.

• r49?\ \ 1. You''re just not getting it.\ \ 2. Piss and cum do not come out of the vagine.

• I''ll have what she''s having!

  Estelle Reiner

• r23, I''m short, about 5''7" and thin with a swimmer''s build. I have a nice high butt. I like taller, very muscular men. I like the feeling of being physically dominated and held down during sex. It just ups the pleasure 10-fold for me. These types of guys typically aren''t drawn to me, and they tend to gravitate toward each other. However, some of the bodybuilders like smaller guys like myself. The bb I hooked up with on Sunday told me that he is attracted to guys who are smaller than he is and that it helped that I had a "very cute face," in his words.

  OP

• R48 = Noodles

• [quote]Now watch him call me a "frau." Or a "prude." Or a "pearl-clutcher." Or a "sex negative." Or a "mincing prisspot." This guy is SO predictable.\ \ YOU, r42, are the one who is SO predictable. At the first mention of a sex act in a thread, you can''t resist clicking on the thread and tut-tutting everything that happens. \ \ You''re a pathetic loser, r42, and there''s no doubt your life is filled with rejection from every person you''ve ever lusted for.

• R53, Did you say "can I see you again?"

• "In my experience, huge bodybuilder dudes are all bottoms." \ \ And what exactly does your experience consist of, R50? We assume from your post you''ve had sex with literally thousands of bodybuilders in order to make your statement statiscally viable\ \ Or, more likely, you''re a basement dweller who has extremely limited experience with anyone, much less bodybuilders, and are merely pulling shit out of your ass to make yourself feel better by using cliched stereotypes. \ \ I''m guessing the latter.

• We exchanged numbers. I haven''t called him and he hasn''t called me, but it hasn''t even been two full days yet. I wouldn''t mind having a regular FB situation with him for a while, but I''m not sure he saw it as anything more than a one-time thing. I''ll call him tomorrow night if I don''t hear from him first and gauge the situation. I rarely attract guys like this, so like I mentioned upthread, I''m going to ride this opportunity for as long as I can.

  OP

• R45, My sentiment EXACTLY.

• Hopefully he doesn''t see it as a one-time thing.\ \ Yeah, call him and ask him if you could take him to dinner, or whatever he wanted. Keep us posted!\ \ Good luck OP!

• [quote]Now watch him call me a "frau." Or a "prude." Or a "pearl-clutcher." Or a "sex negative." Or a "mincing prisspot." This guy is SO predictable.\ \ Wouldn''t that be the whole of Datalounge though?

• [quote]EEEWWW! The vagina is where piss, blood, babies and cum come out.\ \ AND the discharge. Don''t forget the discharge.

• I dated one for a short while. Very built, pretty face, and sweet. \ \ Hard as a rock and covered with stubble most of the time, so cuddling was not particularly pleasant.

• [quote]Hard as a rock and covered with stubble most of the time, so cuddling was not particularly pleasant.\ \ that''s the biggest drawback.

  been there, done that one.

• Cuddling with a muscular guy is awesome, but if he shaves his body I can see how that would be rough. But, his facial hair stubble feels great when I snuggle my face into his neck and face when I sleep. I love it.

• I will only believe if there is a link

• It really is pure heaven to feel the heft of a muscular guy on top of you, or when cuddling. Makes me feel safe and protected. I know, MARY LOL...whatever.

  OP

• sounds hot.

• Why does this thread have so many posts? Sure, half are from OP, but who cares? Some slutty queen got fucked by a muscle mary. You''d have to be about 19 to think this is remotely interesting. Are y''all that sheltered and hard up?

• What does he do for a living OP? Is he intelligent?

• "You''re a pathetic loser, [R42], and there''s no doubt your life is filled with rejection from every person you''ve ever lusted for."\ \ I''m not the one posting hilariously fake sexual encounters because I nothing better to do. I''m just sick of them cluttering up this board. I''m sure YOU find them facinating, seeing as how your sex life is a barren wasteland. Who would want to fuck an ugly retard like you? Now drop dead and make the world a happier place, why don''t you?

• [quote]You''d have to be about 19 to think this is remotely interesting.\ \ You clicked on the thread so you must have found it interesting, Trollerina. You''re posting on the thread where you pretend no interest, r69, how pathetic is that?

• "There''s nothing better than getting the living shit fucked out of you with 275 lb of muscle bearing down on you, pressed against you."\ \ Think again.

  Rosie O''Donnell''s ex

• I''m just surprised the bodybuilder''s cock was long enough to fit up your arse, OP. Most competition BB''s are steroid freaks and extreme shrinkage of the dingaling is one of the side effects. Was his back covered in acne?

• There was no acne on his back. I asked him how he got so big, and he said he''s done a few cycles of roids in the past, but he''s very careful with the stuff. His dick was big enough. Plus, roids don''t shrink dick. They CAN shrink your balls if you overuse them.

  OP

• There are quite obviously some queens on this thread who haven''t seen any cock in a long, long time.

  (and that includes their own).

• [quote]Most competition BB''s are steroid freaks and extreme shrinkage of the dingaling is one of the side effects.\ \ PLEASE (I beg of you), don''t ever post this again. It''s so awful to see how you demonstrate your stupidity to all of DataLounge. Does your 5th grade teacher know that you''re trolling DL instead of paying attention in class. \ \ "shrinkage of the dingaling" is NOT a side effect of steroid use, Fool!

• Christ, R72, when was the last time you got laid? I mean, have you [italic]ever[/italic]?

• Once again, ignorance and stupidity about subjects the simple queens of DL know little or nothing about rear their ugly heads. But that doesn''t stop them from posting their dumb ass comments, eh R74?

• I think the only newsflash here is that a competitive bodybuilder is topping. I''ve met plenty and most bottom, which works out well for me. OP has either a very small peen or discovered a rare bodybuilder top.

• "My legs felt like jello when we were chatting."\ \ Who talks like this?

• Everything but the dogs, nippin'' at his rear.

  Birdie Coonan

• Yes. But was he cut or uncut?

• I like these threads. Even if they''re fake they''re a lot more fun than talking about the oil spill, Iphone apps, or some dried up old theater diva.

• I bottomed for the runner-up winner of the Dan Fogler lookalike contest.

• I topped a competitive body builder for a while. Huge ass carved from marble. I had to turn him on his side and put one leg over my shoulder to get my cock into his ass.

• I knew a girl who had the most A-MA-ZING sex with a bodybuilder once. But then she died.

• WOW you sound like a sceaming slutty queen. Proud of fucking a guy he just met. Hope you are proud of yourself!!!

• Rather late to the party, aren''t we R88?

• Good for you OP, I''m jealous. I came out in the 80''s just as AIDS came about and was too scared to get fucked by someone I''d just met, and now my bf of 20 yrs isn''t all that interested in fucking me. Who wants to fuck a 50 yr old. I missed out.

• Aside from the obvious Datalounge sex troll thing, I would also have to say the most unbelievable aspect of the post is that the BB is a top. I mean, I'm sure BB tops must exist outside of porn. But in real life, they all seem to want to bottom. And generally not just bottom, but want a little something extra in terms of being degraded, humiliated or some kind of bondage--even if it's something mild. What up with that? Meanwhile, OP, speaking of which, every single one of your sex scenarios has that "ass pounded mercilessly" or "ass pounded into oblivion" line. I know exactly the kind of bottom you are, or aspire to be or fantasize about being. No offense, because on the plus side, fucking a guy like you has it's advantages in that you can take anything up your ass. But the overwhelming disadvantage is that fucking you, well, I might as well be fucking a carcass. Very nice fantasy of having a body builder fuck you, of feeling weight and heft on you, because the experience of "getting pounded" is completely weightless to you. As in the unbearagle lightness of being. Men are of no consequence to you. They are, as the old joke goes, the useless piece of skin attached to a penis. Which is why you're sexual scenarios contain such meaningless archetypes. No details distinguish the men from their very generalized stereotypes. No hair color, eye color--nothing. Oh wait--he was white. How many posts did it take you to tell us that. Even in you ESTs you need to be pounded by an enormous dick in order to feel something and the man of your dreams is barely there. I feel for your loneliness.

• [quote]OP, speaking of which, every single one of your sex scenarios \ \ We''re quite the little Miss Marple, aren''t we? How wonderful that you can enumerate every single one of OP''s past messages. \ \ We feel for YOUR lonliness, r91. You''re quite pathetic.

• You''re such a fool, r91.

  OP

• R91 = top of every summer hostess'' guest list.

• PS, r91, how long DID it take you to compose that post, hon? I''m just curious. Don''t get me wrong, you articulate your positions very well, but I just have to wonder about what type of person would expend so much effort to rail against what he believes to be a bogus post on a little-read snarky message board.

  OP

• You faggots need to wise up about HIV transmission.\ \ You must believe in MAGIC!\ \ If everyone is neg, and you''re neg and your partners are neg, WHY ARE YOU USING THESE CONDOMS???\ \ Condoms are not magic devices that, when used by two HIV- people, banish the evil HIV fairy from giving them both AIDS when they buttfuck.\ \ Condoms are PROVEN to guard against HIV transmission.\ \ Moral of the story, quit bellyaching with all of your ill-informed puritanical BULLSHIT.\ \ Condoms work, safe sex is possible with poz people.\ \ Wise up or enjoy your heremtically-sealed terrified, fraidy-cat limited sex lives.\ \ Have fun living like ACT-UP never existed.\ \ Dumbasses.

  Julie Blair

• R91 sounds like the love child of Nancy Drew and Larry Kramer.

• "My legs felt like jello when we were chatting."\ \ Who talks like this?\ \ Why, the pathetic sex fantasy troll, of course! His "writing" style is very distinctive (and hilariously bad) and his fantasies are all very similar. His fantasy lovers are all drop-dead handsome, with gorgeous bodies and at least "8 inch" dicks. And they ALL pound the living shit out of his asshole and he sighs afterward about the incredible sex he experienced. \ \ Nobody "did him well." Nobody did him at all, least of all a bodybuilder. I can''t believe anybody could be stupid or gullible enough to believe his fairytales.

• No, R97, the love child of Camile Paglia and Larry Kramer.

• Boy, r91 really hit a nerve, didn''t he?

• r98, have you ever had sex? I mean with another live human being? You worry me.

• r98 is just another one of the silly fraus who get in here when it''s not primetime.

• I am slightly confused about the intention of R96''s post. Is he trying to encourage us to run out and buy condoms and look for people with HIV to have sex with?

• Why is this thread 6 pages long???

  Oh dear

• News Flash: Competitive bodybuilder reacts to memory of topping OP:

  http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/09/logan-lacy-powerlifter-vo_n_605747.html

• >Why is this thread 6 pages long???\ \ Because you haven''t set the pages to have 60 posts each?

• Weird, I body-built for a competitive bottom this morning.

• [R91]NAILED IT!

• Please, r91 hasn''t nailed ANYTHING since Fabian had a top-10 hit.

• "Competitive bodybuilder reacts to memory of topping OP:"\ \ I love that the embedded ad I got for that video is for "Scent Expressions."

• Back in the day, I had sex with many bodybuilders. They varied so much. They were almost always bottoms, but some not. It was usually a lot of fun. Some wanted to be worshipped but a lot of them just loved great sex. And a few of them were assholes. Being a huge top helped matters for me. Oh, gosh, I miss the 90''s.

• When I go to the Eagle this afternoon, this thread is going to provide much amusement.

• Tom Bianchi is a top and would be considered a bodybuilder (albeit amateur-ish, but a hell of one at that), no?

• This thread is interesting to read for a woman... For us, the ass is just off limits... No thrill there...

• Good for you OP!! Ignore these fraus and flyover sex negs.

• [quote]Tom Bianchi is a top and would be considered a bodybuilder \ \ So OP could be this month''s new Deep Sex(TM) soul mate? Fwabulous. I can''t wait for the next Bianchi update thread, when we descend like starved piranhas to rip them apart, limb by grizzled limb.

• [quote]OP, I like the idea of your relaxed attitude.\ \ It''s not unlike his relaxed hole.

• [quote]This thread is interesting to read for a woman... For us, the ass is just off limits... No thrill there...%0D\ %0D\ %0D\ Why are you here, frau? And why do you feel compelled to vomit your pea brained thoughts on a gay board? No one here cares in the least how you get your thrills.

• How the hell did THIS thread rise from the dead?

• yeah, well don''t come crying to us when your results come back. Muscles or not. You should have asked and yes it IS your business if he is putting his cock in your hole my friend.\ \ What is wrong with you. Next time ask.

• Asking does a little to put your mind at rest, but it proves nothing since the test will only detect antibodies 3 months after you''ve contracted HIV. Bodybuilder man could be poz and not know it.

• Update?

• G

• We need more.

• [quote]I bottomed for a competitive bodybuilder That's where I stopped reading. Competitive bodybuilders never top.

• "I'm all for hot sex, but something here doesn't ring true." You mean you actually BELIEVE this? Take it from me, threads like this are for entertainment purposes only. And this isn't a particularly amusing one. Actually none of them are.

• More made up stories please.