In the interest of equality let''s make assumptions about straight women too! Why do a lot of them hate sucking cock, refuse to do it and/or get no pleasure from it. Most of my female friends enjoy it for its own sake but if what I read is correct a lot of straight guys have a hard time getting a blow job.\
"a lot of straight guys have a hard time getting a blow job."\
Lack of hygiene. Sweaty balls mixed with piss and rank odor is not a turn on to most people.
The straight women I''ve been with didn''t hate it but sure weren''t good at it.
they prefer the fishy taste of their own dripping cunts!
because it''s nasty and they don''t do YOU well at all.
All the constant bitching and whining about prime time and how all the good posts aren''t being made because cheap assholes don''t want to fork over $18.00. \
Prime time is over now and what do we have? A plethora of questions about straight people and their sex lives. Yeah, that''s worth $18.00.
"they prefer the fishy taste of their own dripping cunts!"\
Hahahaha! You are SO funny & original! Almost Oscar Wildesque in your sharp wit! \
Straight woman here and for me its because men in general are nasty. They will stick their cocks into almost anything and anybody and expect me to clean it off. Most of you shake after taking a piss and I don''t want to get into properly cleaning your ass add musk and sweat and I''m gagging already.
It ain''t called a Job for nothing, girls!
r6 only paid members can start threads.
I know a lot of straight women who think giving head is gross and only do it to please their men
Because they don''t have the Owner''s Manual.
My man drinks and can take a LONG time to cum. I enjoy giving him pleasure, but 2 hour blow job sessions are hard on the jaws.
My guy hates bjs; his favorite thing is to plow my ass. It''s a win win!
Why do brides smile on their wedding day?\
No more blowjobs!!!!
Men should stop begging their women to suck cock since they hate it so much and are so awful at it. If they went to men to be serviced they would get a great blowjob from someone who enjoys what they''re doing and their women would be off the hook. Win-win.
Why do they think they are gross though? Apart from bad hygiene do they have a problem with penises in general? I don''t get it.
They''re ugly and shoot snot.
I guess everything''s not for everybody r17.
1. It stinks.\
2. Poor pubic hair grooming.\
3. The ass stinks too.
R8, straight woman here and I wonder, if odor is a problem why not ask the man you''re with to shower with you? It''s wonderful foreplay and this way you can help him get clean in the process.
Before I came out I had sex with a lot of women. About 1 in 5 gave head at all, and maybe 1 in 20 of them was any good at it. Let''s face it, men give much better blowjobs.
I don''t either, R17. Oral play is always a part of sex with my husband and me. I honestly can''t remember a time I didn''t suck him before sex.
There are gay men who don''t like to suck. I''m one of them. It''s boring.
God there really are too many straight people on this board.
[quote]Oral play is always a part of sex with my husband and me. I honestly can''t remember a time I didn''t suck him before sex.\
I think that''s part of the problem. Straight men want their women to act like gay men, and there are times when a blowjob needs to be an end unto itself and not part of some major production.\
It''s the old Erica Jong "Fear of Flying" zipless fuck fantasy. A blowjob is foreplay to most straight women, and I think straight guys want it as the main attraction at least part of the time. Look at street prostitution--jump into the car, blow the guy, and jump out at the next light. That''s the fantasy, not 5 minutes of oral sandwiched somewhere between cunninglingus and intercourse.
[quote]In the interest of equality let''s make assumptions about straight women too! \
Thanks for the laugh!
Because we are not gays
If he''s clean (and circumsized I might add) I love it. Not that I''m any good at it but I love it.
Frau 28, since you insist on infiltrating DL, please use site-appropriate language. From now on, when referring to homosexuals here, use our preferred descriptor: "the gays".
I put it in my mouth, but I won''t suck it, because I''m afraid of what might come out. \
Ejaculating in a mouth is like blowing snot in someone''s mouth. \
The scrotum looks like a plucked chicken. I won''t go near it.\
Just fuck me, and get your bj''s from a gay guy.
Could someone please post a parody thread entitled (I''m too poor and cheap):\
Re: Why do a lot of straight men hate sucking cock?
If a woman refuses to perform oral sex then the man should be of like mind.\
You really can''t participate in 69 if you''re not willing to get down there. I guess it would be called 34 1/2 with one person.
Women I know use to suck dick before.now they''re so grossed out by it. & turned lesbian. Hahahah
I love sucking when 1) The guy is clean 2) when it doesn''t take too long (more than say, 15 minutes)%0D\
Question to "the gays" - How long is too long in your opinions? Doesn''t it get repetitive and exhausting if it takes too long?
[quote]Doesn''t it get repetitive and exhausting if it takes too long?\
That''s when you ram your middle finger up his asshole. It''s fun. You never know what kind of reaction you''ll get from a straight guy.
In my experience (when I still had sex with women), when they''re in love with you they''ll DEVOUR your cock. For some women at least, they like it when there''s an emotional bond involved.
Because once upon a time all bad blowjob giving women were someone''s precious little princess. They have the point driven into them that their precious little vajayjay is the only thing men want. They never become invested in ACTIVE sexual behavior. \
UNLESS they are of a culture that prizes virginity on marriage. Conservative Catholic and Jewish girls are INVESTED in their pre-marital virginity and give blowjobs that come the closest to those gay men give.
it messes with their gills
Because it''s hard work and we get nothing out of it. I''m not grossed out by it, but I''m not interested in getting someone off without any sort of reciprocation. I''m truly stumped that gay men love to give BJ''s and actually sometimes pay for the privilege. I think you have to be pretty damaged to want to be someone''s cum rag.\
[quote]I think straight guys want it as the main attraction \
Well, in a perfect world, a gorgeous straight guy would come over to my house a few times a week (roast beef sandwich in hand) and service me too. But that will NEVER happen. Straight people (not just women) just don''t do oral sex alone without expecting something in return. If not an orgasm...then money, power, fame--whatever. But there is always some payback.
R37 is correct.%0D\
When I''m in love with a guy, I will blow him like there''s no tomorrow. He literally almost passes out with pleasure. Even he can''t believe how good it is.%0D\
If I''m not into a guy, I give mediocre head.
Can anybody suggest how to overcome the gag reflex???
R42. The best way is to just LOVE cock in the first place (see guys? We DO have something in common). If that doesn''t work, have a glass of wine but be careful. Don''t drink too much or have a full tummy. That''s a recipe for disaster - oh god, it''s awful. And embarrassing. Even if you manage to not upchuck all over perfectly good cock, the smell will linger. %0D\
So learn to relax that throat, gurl. Practice, honey, practice.
R42, practice, practice, practice.
R38, is there a sound basis for this statement?
All the straight women on this thread remind me of a friend of mine, a straight man, a real pussy hound. He always said, the best way to score is to hang out with gay men. There never seems to be a shortage of women around.
Because most cocks are too big and it hurts our face.
Once straight men get into reciprocation, I''ll learn to "like" it better than hating it. It''s just that guys are so self absorbed and a lot believe porn is "real" life. Real turn off.
Straight women don''t hates cocks, stop deluding yourselves.
"Can anybody suggest how to overcome the gag reflex???"\
Just remember to breath through your nose.
Prior to the 1970s, most m2m sex was oral. Gay men very rarely engaged in anal sex. In the 70s, gay men discovered anal sex, which became the norm, and this of course led to the explosion of AIDS in the early 80s.
R50 = delusional
Because we don''t do that type of shit!
Black Girls Do Not Suck Cock !!!!!!!
Because women don''t like men in general. I have no idea why straight guys put up with them. Most women are misandrists.
My theory is that most straight men hate having sex with women, but they do it because society dictates they do, just like society says they must be sports nuts or fart constantly. They''re not repulsed by pussy, the way gay men are, so they''re at least able to get it up and complete the act. But all in all, I don''t think they''re that attracted to women. Deep down what they really crave sexually are other men, but again, society dictates that they should want women. It''s society that messes with their heads.
R56 = REALLY DELUSIONAL!
I'm a bi-guy in my 30s and I have had some wonderful blow jobs from women, but as stated before they came from women who were really into me emotionally. They love giving pleasure as a sign of this connection. Actually, I've known a few who were very inventive and intuitive, sensing those little things I respond to and concentrating on those.
Most women look at it like an obligation or part of foreplay. Having a mutual orgasm through 69 is awesome and after I've cum the first time, I can fuck all night - or until she's had enough. If a woman knows a blow job to completion isn't the end of the show, but more like the opening act, then she tends to get into more - from my experience.
I understand the hygiene thing to an extent, but pussy doesn't always taste freshly cleaned either, but I do like the tanginess. Although women wipe better than guys, there's still sometimes a piss smell down there. Ass smells common to both guys and girls. Don't understand the pubic grooming thing - I'm trimmed, but not shorn short and stubbly. Certainly not a rat's nest down there, but long enough to be a little curly. Never had a women refuse to blow me because of having pubic hair. And if your cock is big enough, getting hair into her mouth isn't an issue.
On average, guys give better head, but as you all know there are guys who are terrible at it too.
Doesn''t this come up at least every 3 months.%0D\
I am in the camp that will blow a guy I have feelings for and it better lead to sex and me having an orgasm. It is for foreplay only. There is no way I am giving a bj, when there is nothing in it for me unless it''s my time of the month. %0D\
There are those times that I may want to take control and give a bj in a casual relationship. Yes, I may want to do it, it''s rare but sometimes I am in that mood to play boss of their pleasure. However, it''s usually squashed when the guy starts directing my head and refusing to let me have the control that is desired. Many straight men have watched too much porn and think they need to fuck your face and then give you a facial. That''s nothing I''m looking for and no one touches my head when I do it or they don''t get it.
Well, I do like it.%0D\
If my man has had a hard day (he works outside) and comes home grumpy, I get him to take a shower, hand him a cocktail, and insist he sit down in his favorite chair.%0D\
Then I suck and lick his cock until he cums - at which point he is totally relaxed, happy, and able to enjoy his evening. Which I do, as well, while he''s fucking me later.%0D\
Then he lets me watch RHONY and he goes to sleep. Yay!
"I understand the hygiene thing to an extent, but pussy doesn''t always taste freshly cleaned either, but I do like the tanginess"\
That line alone has probably ended DL primetime due to all the fainting gay men who were then automatically logged off the site.
r60 proves that there is such a thing as an "exclusive bottom." MARY!!!
The RHONY gave you away as a fake.%0D\
Come on. Can you truly not fathom that a straight woman would%0D\
1) have many gay friends, yet not be a fag hag%0D\
2) love the DL for more than a decade %0D\
3) be an atheist, liberal Dem%0D\
4) enjoy cocksucking as much as you%0D\
and most importantly%0D\
5) love RHONY%0D\
put on your thinking tiara, hon!
R60 - LOL!
what is a RHONY
R52 is an idiot.Men have been buttfucking since men were invented. I have a lot of porn from the 1920''s in France and there was a LOT of buttfucking.
I love sucking cock and I always swallow. I don''t get what the big deal is.
The absolute worst blow job I''ve ever had came from a really, REALLY enthusiastic straight woman.
It''s not a damn chew toy!
4) enjoy cocksucking as much as you%0D\
Sucking cock is just not a very pleasant thing to do. You''ve got this thing jammed in your mouth, plowing in and out...it''s an uncomfortable feeling, to say the least. And the taste of sperm isn''t exactly scrumptious. And of course a lot of guys aren''t that clean down there. I think those are a few reasons why women don''t like it much. %0D\
Speaking of blowjobs...the Texas pick-ax killer Karla Faye Tucker (she got the death penalty and was executed) was a druggie hooker who took pride in her ability to give "expert head." She said she learned how to take the whole thing in her mouth so that when her clients came the jism would shoot past the taste buds so you couldn''t taste it. I wonder if there are Dataloungers who do that to avoid the taste.
How about a thread about women? This is what bugs us -- all men think about is themselves.
R71, I don''t like the taste of cum, and even worse is the slimy feel of it on my tongue. When I used to swallow, I took my man past the taste buds do I wouldn''t have to deal with it on my tongue.
Technically, straight men are not as clean as gay men down there. Gay men know they need to be serviced down below, so they keep their equipment clean for other men.
So when a straight guy wants to suck a cock, does he go for another straight guy, who may be unclean down there, or for the gay guy who is more hygienic?%0D
R74, false. nearly all straight men are shaved to the bone down there now. They all clean as go as it gets so that they might get the chance even for a BJ from some ingrate woman.
r56 ROFL Oh boy! You really are delusional!!! Straight men are obsessed with pussy! They''d kill for it and they often do. It''s the rest they don''t like - dealing with "feelings", commitment, unexpected pregnancies, loss of freedom, having to give something of themselves instead of just expecting to "get" everything from a woman.
Straight women hate sucking dick because straight men hate eating pussy.\
They want tit for tat and men won''t do it -- it''s that simple.
[quote] Straight women hate sucking dick because straight men hate eating pussy.\
Please please me, oh yeah\
Like I please you
My straight FB told me that when he eats out his wife''s pussy (at her forcing), he simply imagines he''s eating out a guy''s ass. That gets him through it. I imagine that for a lot of straight guys forced to eat pussy that thinking about a man''s musky hairy asshole makes it tolerable for them. I think that can probably explain why a lot of guys give head to a woman even though they hate the taste and odor of pussy.
R56/R80, you really think that str8 guys can only get through eating a pussy by imagining it''s a hairy asshole? Are you fucking insane?\
Virtually all straight men LOVE pussy and will do ANYTHING for it.\
You are truly delusional, and more than a little bit fucked in the head.
Oh, and R80? \
Your str8 FB isn''t str8.
r78 EVERY man I''ve been with went down on me without my asking when I actually hate it. It does nothing for me. Talk about oral being wasted on me, lol.
That''s because he isn''t doing it right, dummy r83. You might want to direct him to the correct area.%0D\
I believe r80 is trying out a bit of humor on you,r81.
Okay, R80. If you say so. \
I just started a sexual relationship with a hot surfer guy who''s married with kids (gay man here). Totally sexy body, hair, ass and oh what a beautiful dick. He says I''ve given him some of his best orgasms of his life (just have done it 3 times so far). I hope it''s true but I work for that feedback and to make him shudder like he does. When he''s about to orgasm, he tells me over and over that it''s coming. The first time, he expected me to pull away or to immediately go brush my teeth---like his wife does. No way. I work too hard for it to just "walk away". I know I''m a fantastic cocksucker, he shyly acknowledges too, and we are turning out to be a great match.
r84 Don''t patronize me. I''m not talking about one man and I''ve tried it with women too. I don''t like the sensation. Why is it so incredible that some wouldn''t like it??? From reading this board I''ve discovered there are men that don''t like to be blown.
I think r86 is not alone in her position; there are plenty of women and men who are not into oral because it does not excite or feel good to them.
R83, point them my way, I love getting eaten out!\
I could gladly do without any titty play, however. I find it boring, silly, and eventually annoying. Yes, they''re tits. Yes, they''re huge. BFD!
I love sucking a big dick!
It''s because straight people don''t like doing something that doesn''t directly give them pleasure. They do it either obligation or because they are in love and want to please.%0D\
Now the homos that like to give oral sex, men and women like to give because they know what it feels to receive and having that inside knowledge goes a long way. Women have no idea what it''s like to have their dick sucked (dildos don''t count) and straight men don''t know what it''s like to get eaten out. So each thinks, oh that''s not important we''ll just get to the intercourse if I have my way or if I don''t get the favor returned.%0D\
Bi chick here. I absolutely love giving head and could do it all day. I don''t have a gag reflex so I can really get into it. My current FB doesn''t shave but I still enjoy taking him in, hairy balls and all. As far as going down on me, I''d much rather have a chick eat me out because men don''t quite get it.\
And I could happily go down on a hot girl all day too.
LMFAO at R56/R80. I''m almost tempted to show this thread to some of my straight guy friends just to see their priceless reactions.
Show it to them R92 and let us know how they react.
[R56] and [R80] need meds.
[R80] Straight men don''t have sex with other men.Your FB is bisexual.
For real, R95!%0D\
Well my man is on his way home and it was a SCORCHAH out there today - about to make some vodka lemonade and crank up the a/c for a long, hot bj. I''m quite relaxed!
It''s not just hygiene, it''s because they think it''s degrading, for them it''s an act of submission.
r56/r80 here. I''m glad you''ve had a laugh at my expense. FYI, my FB IS straight, not bi. If he were bi, he''d want to bond emotionally with me. He doesn''t want that. With us, it''s just pure sex. With his wife, even though he can take or leave her pussy and needs to think about a man''s asshole while eating her out or fucking her, it''s she he loves and feels close to. Thus, he''s straight. Of course, like I said, the desire for pussy, no matter how strong or weak it is, is totally dictated by society telling men what they should like and how they should behave. Steering men toward pussy begins in childhood.
r97 It''s true. Many straight men see it as a degrading act (for the woman, not for them). Personally, I think it''s a good character/personality test. Men are obsessed with their dicks, consider it their most prized possession so if a woman sucks them to make them feel good and they treat her less respectfully for that, it speaks volumes about their immaturity, sexual hangups and character.
In that case genius at r98 you and every man on this board should be munching and fucking every woman you can possibly get.\
Doesn''t work that way, does it. Keep dreaming every man on the planet is actually gay but is brainwashed into fucking women.
[quote]it messes with their gills\
This is the first time mhb''s ever made me laugh.
The gay ones such as myself are repulsed by pussy and cannot form romantic attachments with women. Straight men are at least able to stomach the sight and smell of pussy to some extent and can emotionally bond with women, because that''s what is drummed in to little boys who traditionally act like boys and presumed to grow up straight. For boys like me who were sissies, no one took the bother to force-feed us the propaganda that pussy is golden.
r102 you keep clinging to your wishful thinking and illusions. Most pussies don''t smell bad at all no matter what you''ve heard. Straight men ARE attracted to women and their bodies - DEAL! You can''t be seriously thinking that ALL or most men are secretly and subconsciously gay and are with women because "society" expects them to be, can you?
Because jizz tastes and feels like a mixture of clorox and raw eggs. Be honest, would you make a meal of that?
[R98] is a delusional misogynist TROLL. Have fun with your closet-case FB.
Pussy-eating is far more pleasurable than cock-sucking. Most pussies don''t smell, especially when the woman is aroused. Stuck in nylon underpants? Yes. The same goes for men, whose parts can stink like 10-yr old cheese.
from what I can tell, most women today seem to do it and like it
[quote]Conservative Catholic and Jewish girls are INVESTED in their pre-marital virginity and give blowjobs that come the closest to those gay men give.\
This is a really interesting theory. Not sure how we could prove it, tho.
I have many friends who don''t like it because of over-enthusiastic teenage boys who ruined their perception very early on.\
When you''re 13 and your introduction to oral sex is a boy''s penis being rammed through your soft palate into your sinus cavity because he has no clue WTF he''s doing and is just excited to have his dick in ANYTHING, it''s easy to get jaded on the whole act.\
I waited like a good Christian girl until I was 15. I love doing it, because my first experiences were mostly pleasant.
Is it just me? Isn''t the point of sucking a dick to give pleasure to a man AND take in his maleness? The more virile-seeming the man, the more we want to drain him. The smell and taste are all part of the pleasure of the feast. For women in general, I imagine, not so much.
[quote]Conservative Catholic and Jewish girls are INVESTED in their pre-marital virginity and give blowjobs that come the closest to those gay men give.\
This is a complete myth. They screw around like everyone else. Those who don''t fuck around, don''t do anything else either.
This Sucks bump
A straight girl told me it makes her jaw hurt too much.\
Also, I have heard many straight men proudly declare that they don''t reciprocate. I hope those guys are particularly flexible.
Stop bumping this thread and reminding me that I haven''t sucked a cock in over a year! TIA.
now that really sucks
A year? R114, have you tried saying "please"?
women actually hate dick
R115, I''m so far off my game now I don''t know what to do. I do know a dick isn''t going to appear in front of me on a silver platter, so maybe the polite approach would be worth a shot?
R117, now I wish you''d start a thread soliciting advice!
r16 yeah, straight women hate dick, Straight men hate vags. It''s only by mistake that 90% of one gender ends up with 90% of the other, mutually hating their spare parts, lol.\
You poor dear.
I guess I''m the exception.
We don't hate sucking a dick. We just dislike it. Because:
1a. We don't know how 2 do it (and those who don't are SADLY not that open minded to LEARN HOW TO!!!)
1b.To lazy(or point 4)to do it.
2.We got nothing to enjoy from sucking a dick beside a bad aftertaste.
But what makes u guys believe that we do hate it, is that we don't do it often because:
1.When we do it your ballz smell...ahem...urine and sweat.
2.Lemme put it nicely... *furrballs*
3. Bad memories from 1 and 2
4.Some of us rly don't enjoy the cuming part.Cuz cum ruins our makeup, might taste bad, nasty texture,smell etc
So excuse our...so called hate.
I personally love sucking a clean shaved and "after the shower" dick (because the "funny" smell is absent)and I love the taste and smell of it(the DICK ONLY with no extra funny smell)smell and taste...still dislike the cuming part tho.
So my advice to how to get your cock sucked more often? Get your girl to suck it right after the shower, because that will let her a good memory about it instead of point 3^
About the part where she dislikes the cum...don't blame her. Imagine yourself swallowing some...lama spit. Not cool right? Nothing fresh right?
Tips: get a fresh glass of water near the place you are planing to get some action. She will be thankful.
Oh well...i hope that this will help you mans out there to get more jobs :)
"Us" guys don't need or even want "u" to suck our dicks. We're gay. We can suck each others dicks, and do it a million times better than any woman.
At least that's what your boyfriends and husbands tell us.
It smears my makeup.
"In the interest of equality let's make assumptions about straight women too!"
That's an idea. I've got a better idea.
Let's stop making idiotic and unfounded generalizations about sexuality.
This explains why straight men turn to other men. They know other guys love and know how to suck a cock. If women can't, or won't, do it, then it's up to the guys to give these men what their women don't.
Actually, I'm a lesbian, but didn't entirely mind sucking cock during my cock-sucking experimental days. And according to the men whose cocks I sucked (which were only two, both brothers, sicilian, one cut and one uncut), I was the best they'd ever had.
I still prefer pussy though and am married to a woman, but it wasn't terrible (I don't mind sex with men at all, because I LOVE sex, but woman are the total package for me, which is why I consider myself to be a lesbian).
[quote]We're gay. We can suck each others dicks, and do it a million times better than any woman.
At least that's what your boyfriends and husbands tell us.
Aaaaand here we come to the reason this thread was posted in the first place.
This is juvenile, at best. You know, women have been lobbing these insults at each other forever. "I sucked your man off last night and he told me I was soooo much better than you ever were!!!!"
It's kind of ridiculous that grown men think this. I'm pretty sure there are just as many women out there who love giving blow jobs as those who hate to. And I'm damn sure that some women are better at it than some gay men. Just look at the porn, to start off with.
[quote]This explains why straight men turn to other men. They know other guys love and know how to suck a cock. If women can't, or won't, do it, then it's up to the guys to give these men what their women don't.
Because no man has ever gone to a female prostitute for the same reason, right?
We manscape. We shescape. It is a good foreplay. We have found out that it is the precum. Mouth on the head, when precum comes out, she needs to spit it out then use her hands with a kiss on the head. Keep the hands going. Just tease the head. Work for us. 25 years married. Yes I am a man
EXACTLY what R20 said. Soap is your friend, boys.
R129, I've sucked more than a hundred dicks in my day, and I've never met one whose pre-cum tastes nasty.
Cum, on the other hand, can range from sweet to sour and repulsive.
I consider myself very lucky to have a girlfriend who willingly gives me a blowjob. I on my part wash my private parts well,before indulging in sex to make sure not to piss her off. My ex-girlfriend on the other hated the very idea of blowjob. I guess it differs from person to person.
My girlfriend prefers anal sex and we do it without any protection, so I'm extra careful about my sexual hygiene.
"I'm pretty sure there are just as many women out there who love giving blow jobs as those who hate to"
LOL. Better do a re-count.
Your girlfriend likes anal sex? Seriously?
It's unnatural! Women don't have a prostate gland, it's not made for that. Only men have that natural source.....the fire knot of lust and joy!
Why do a lot of guys refuse to go down on girls? Its give and take here sir!
In a word, dingleberries.
First & foremost I think its disrespectful for a man to ask for head & to ask to give head while smelling like garbage truck juice, its all about hygiene, you want fresh produce & groceries right guys...so that's why most women hate giving oral. Girls I'm just looking for a woman who swallows, I like giving tongue to women.
Men out there make sure you keep your penises clean if you wanna ask a woman to suck your cock, use powder to keep it fresh, women use powder so why can't men, I'm always showered before any woman ever touches me below!
Because they're stupid.
Me best (female) friend loves, really loves, giving head. She loves every bit of it including the man cumming in her mouth. I love it too until precum appears. Then I want to start heaving. Cumming in my mouth or on my face will make me close to spewing. The men (for the most part) don't seem to mind too much if I finish them off with a titty fuck with my DD tits. I love men cumming on my tits. It works out well for everyone. One man I knew asked why women don't like it. I asked if he ever tasted his cum. "Once." "What did it taste like?" "Horrible!". And he wondered why some women don't like it. Another friend of mine thinks the whole idea is vile. To each their own. :-)
All the women I have been with have given great head. As long as you keep yourself clean and also pleasure them in return, then a great time can be had by all...if a woman likes you, then they will do almost anything for you.
Just go to an adult book store and get blow by a guy. They love it and are so much better than women, you'll never care if a chick blows you again. Use them for fucking and go to the experts for head.
I'll do it when I see a nice cock. However, most cocks are ugly veiny things and have a weird shine (like ham treated with ammonia) to it. Aesthetically, cocks are just ugly.
I have never sucked penis, never will. However, I will let a dude give me head if he is hot.
I honestly believe that many women wont or do not like to suck cock because every time guys they know are mad at some other guy they call him a cock sucker. Who the hell would want to do something your BF makes remarks like that about
I think it's more to do with the fact that men are selfish.
I am female and yeah. I do like sucking cock and I'm told I'm pretty fantastic at it.
As someone upthread mentioned, you have to contend with guys whose sexual education comes from porn, where women are objectified. They want to push your head around, or who want you to just lie down passively while they "fuck" your mouth or they want the BJ to be the main event and will rush things to that point and then once they've cum, sex is done. Until a few months ago I was in a long-term relationship where all of the above had become issues over time.
Sucking cock is great fun. Sucking the cock of some selfish, entitled twit, is not.
The ones I know love it. But I suspect they're not very good at it. How can they be?
im straight woman. i do suck cocks and love it. from my experience been with some guys, some guys really unhygienic- they didn't wash their cocks which is really disgusting and totally make me turn off.
The real question is why are gay men so obsessed with how cocks look and/or taste? I could give a shit about seeing a guys cock unless it has circus-like dimensions. And what possible pleasure could the sucker derive from sucking a cock? Its not your body-part damn it.
I'ld never tell the bf that ofcourse. He thinks his dick is a popsicle from the Gods and when hes trying to turn me on he promises to LET me suck him! Deluded Jackass! I should get an Oscar for all the fake moans I have issued forth over a stupid dick in my mouth!!!!!!
[quote] Just go to an adult book store and get blow by a guy. They love it and are so much better than women, you'll never care if a chick blows you again.
The same can be said for cunnilingus and lesbians (although don't go to an adult book store to look for it).
R134, I'm a woman who enjoys anal. For me, it is just as pleasurable as vaginal sex. There are very few nerve endings inside the vagina either. It's more the motion of fucking against the erectile tissues (in the clit and elsewhere) that gives pleasure, so it doesn't really matter which end it is in.
On the other hand, sometimes anal just hurts. I don't know whether it's time of the month, something to do with digestion, or whatever.
Another huge problem is that if you go from anal to vaginal, unless you keep swapping condoms, it's like an invitation to the most painful UTI you ever had. The vagina is clean and germ-free, the asshole is not.
I think the major hangup most women have with anal is that it is seen as degrading and something only whores do (and painful, but that's mostly from people who don't do it). BJs used to have the same reputation attached- nice girls just DON'T. It's like the old joke about the guy who begs his wife to give him head, then when she finally gives in, calls her a "cocksucker". No woman wants to be thought of as a whore.
I do enjoy giving head. Maybe I've just been lucky enough to be with hygienic guys. But facials are a major turn-off- both in real life and in porn. I'd rather just not deal with the cum. So BJs are generally an entree and not the main course, because it's just easier if he finishes inside me.
And R145 speaks the truth.
Too bad for you guys. Maybe you just need to invest in a GOOD woman who loves you, and who loves your cock, as it is like the air she breathes! I fucking LOVE sucking my husbands cock, and driving him crazy. I do it at least 3 times a week. I can't resist it!
Maybe it's that he has an exceptional cock. It's truly flawless. Maybe it's that he spends time with and on me and makes me feel like an amazing woman, maybe it's the sounds and faces I can induce when I go to town on his throbbing member. I don't know, but seriously, not all women hate cock. Maybe they've been terrified by some insensitive dick wanting a hole more than the respect, trust and love that go with a relationship. If that's the case...Fuck 'em. Or better yet, don't. And don't suck their cock either. It's great IF she enjoys it. And if she loves someone, she'll enjoy what it does to them, and then she'll begin to fall in love with it. Not everyone is enamored by a cock...or a pussy, as we know. A lot of people are timid and have to grow into it. Maybe if you told her you loved her pussy, and the taste of it, and that you're DYING to feel your cock in her mouth...but don't make her feel like she owes you, or pressure her into it. Just like anyone else, she will rebel.
Oh brother, you people have all just scared/nauseated me into another 45 years of celibacy.
thanks a lot
R145 is right. Same here, went with a guy who was into bj-only porn, and guess what he wanted to do? I would give him a blow job, he would cum, then get up and leave the room, sex over.
And he would yank my head around and cum on my face. Most of the time it ended up in my eyes, which hurts like hell. If you knew every time you had "sex" you would end up with no release and burning eyes, you wouldn't want to do it any more either. He also drank a lot and it took forever for him to cum. After a while, your jaws do begin to hurt. He didn't wash either.
Nothing for me of course. After a while, being a cum dumpster with no sex life gets to your self esteem. I was sexually frustrated and felt like garbage. Not having any sex life would have been a lot less frustrating than having a guy waving his dick in your face, knowing you can't get any. That ended our sex life, and eventually we broke up.
Whoever writes those pornos with nothing but facials ought to be shot. I like bjs, but knowing every one was going to end up painfully for me stopped me from wanting to do them (with him).
Gee, I wonder why women don't like bjs? Must be their fault.
[quote]eventually we broke up.
EVENTUALLY, R154? OMG, that would have happened to me exactly once and I would have kicked his sorry ass out the door (then keyed his car). WTF would you ever be with that loser for more than one horrible hook up?
No wonder some men believe they can get away with treating women like cum rags......Obviously they can.
R155, obviously you've never been in a long-term relationship where somebody acts one way until you move in, and then, it's gloves off once you've given up your apartment and can't afford to move. Lucky you. Believe me, if I could have afforded it, I would have been out of there the first time. Women often don't make the money men do, and we often don't get to make choices based on whatever we feel like doing. He was making 2X what I did, and he had an average salary, and I paid half the expenses, which means I had nothing left over.
And just because he could "get away with treating me like a cum rag" doesn't mean I am a cum rag, or deserve to be treated like one. I'm a human being. I didn't deserve that.
People like this also lie like hell because they're users. Oh don't worry, I'll never do it again type thing. It takes a while to realize how full of shit they are, because nobody decent can believe anybody could really be that full of shit.
It's funny to me how all the gay guys on here always believe the straight guys' version of what happened. I didn't get what I wanted, it's her fault, etc. The woman's version is, I am so full of resentment for the shit you pull, fuck you. People who are having lousy sex are people full of resentment. Resentment happens over a long period of time, not an hour.
That's why people are always shooting their partners/spouses. There's nobody you can be more pissed at on this earth.
He's still alive though, last I heard. Unless somebody else did it.
Oh, and thanks for calling me a cum rag. Like I didn't get enough shit from this asshole, I have to be blamed for it too.
[quote]if I could have afforded it, I would have been out of there the first time.
So, you had horrible, unwanted sex repeatedly with a selfish prick for......money?
Do I really have to say it?
Aw, lay off R156-57. Her points are all well taken and I like her. Relax, honey...you know how bitchy fags can be.
and yet, R145, many many gay men LOVE to have their faces fucked and be left alone after the act. It's part of the thrill of being with a guy...
Sex doesn't always have to be 'princess finds a polite unicorn at the end of the rainbow', dear. THAT's the problem with straight sex, women are so used to thinking that anything rough and rude is 'demeaning' to the female ego.
It really isn't about YOU at all...nor does it always have to be. A rich sex life can have all kinds of scenarios, from sweet and intimate to rough and selfish. That's actually healthy. You're all castrating your men for BEING men...that's the real issue here.
Cristal Connors, now you're calling me a whore?
I guess you must make a ton of money and can't possibly understand what it's like to not be able to afford to come up with a few thousand doallars to live somewhere else.
Poor = whore, rich = lovely person above reproach no matter what, is that it?
If not making a lot of money makes a person subhuman scum to you, I guess we know your income level.
This explains a lot about the sort of people that want Romney for President. If all poor people are whores, screwing them over is perfectly justified.
I honestly never understood the pleasure of giving bjs. Fortunately I'm with a pussy-centric man. All he wants to do is look at it, take pics, eat it, finger it, and then fuck it. I have literally had my hand slapped back for breaking his concentration while he "worships" - and no, thats not my word. I'm sure one of these days, he'll snap out of his trance and ask for a bj which I will give happily. Not because I enjoy sucking dick though.
OP, R163 is your frau-case in point. Ladies are fundamentally egocentric in the sack.
R161: Oh hun! What the fuck would you know about straight sex? Let me guess, when you were 15 years old, you watched a porn clip with your straight best friend (who you were secretly in love with of course) and now consider yourself sex therapist to the straights.
I've been around enough gay guys to have heard about awkward, painful, gross, bland, unreciprocated gay sex. Sometimes all in one singular encounter. Who the fuck do you think you are kidding with your "sex therapy uncle" routine??
R164 typical gay man resentment of pussy.
Now if you'll excuse me, I need to shave my little Goddess so that he may worship at its alter to his hearts content later.
Oh R162, you're really reaching with your victim act. So, you didn't have money to move. Big deal. Lots of people are poor. Poor does not = ho. It's the fact that you continued to suck his dick and let yourself be degraded that pushes you over that ledge, dear. You know perfectly well that you could have just been his "roommate" until you found another place to live. Did you really have to let him fuck your face in exchange for room and board?
tell her it tastes like strawberrys and shell do it instantly
it shouldnt really be an option or choice imo ... if a girl wont kneel and serve my cock with a big hungry smile , then i have no use for her, and i could give a shit what she does... billion other younger better girls all over the world... and by the way .. the younger a girl is the more happy she is to do what she was built for ,,, once a woman hits 30 shes like this retarted bitch, i swear.
R169: Thats the gayest thing I have ever read!
My reasoning is I have a tiny mouth. Even a little dick hurts me. Plus the jaw starts to hurt. I wonder how you guys would feel if you had some hard round object in your mouth.
Because you get CSC--cocksuckers cramp. I only do it to help tighten my jowls.
r148 I almost died laughing reading your post. I agree.
OK guys, I have a question. Since most gay men think they are cocksucking gods and a woman couldn't possibly give a great bj, be honest here. Have you ever gotten a bad bj? Were you ever "accused" of doing a bad sucking job? Cone on, we are anonymous here. Confess!
LOL. "Lucky Lucy" is proof of how pathetic straight men's sex lives must be. I bet her "little Goddess", like most vaginas, smells rancid and looks like a sea creature. Oh poor straight men, poor straight men, lolol.
Cause being a women means having to suck cock every single second of your life. It gets old.
Oh, good - I see this fucking sewer of a thread is somehow not dead yet.
So liicking on some sweet hot pussy is not reconciliation, and eating my wife's hot ass hole doesn't work for the stupid prejudice all of you have for the opposite sex!!???? I pity all of you selfish fucks!!! Is not giving pleasure, in itself,,pleasure??? I'll eat that shit til the cows come home,,and I don't have any cows all of you self centered fucks!!!
Pussy has it's smell,,,,Penis has it's smell,,,.
If you love your partner,,, it should not be about receiving, are you giving it up for your other??? You are all selfish fucks!!! Maybe I don't want to lick pussy.....yet truthfully.. I will always eat the pussy!! I love the taste, being in the closest contact possible to my loved one, and giving my sweet hot ass wife is the sweetest!!!
I pity all of you!!!! Giving pleasure should be your own pleasure.
Take a lesson children...
Actually, I agree with R177.
R56, R80, R85 and R102 are totally delusional. Go take your meds lol.
R127 you are not a lesbian you are bi.
I am a gay women. I had a relationship with a guy years ago when I was trying to force myself to be straight. There was no way I could suck his dick. It was the ugliest, most gross thing I have ever seen in my life. When it was an inch from my face I started gagging and retching and that was the end of that.
After we had vaginal sex I went to the bathroom to be sick, I actually chucked my guts up. I have never felt so low in all my life.
Question why do you gay men hate women so much. You must be really envious. If you did not see women as a threat you would not be bothered but you obviously do.
I don't doubt that straight men have had their cocks sucked by gay men. A lot of straight men are very selfish and would have used the gay men for a bj. They are just using you.
There's no way this thread is serious. Either there is something wrong with you guys or there is something wrong with me. As a straight female, I do NOT find giving a blow job to be gross at all. I do not hate it. In fact it probably turns me on more than anything.. I can't believe so many of you find it so gross or hate it do much. Why do you feel like its only necessary if you get something in return? I feel like a lot of you are selfish and not grossed out as much as just not wanting to. I would be stoked if my significant other grabbed my head or hair or thrusted my face... Sorry but that's HOT.. Maybe a lot of you are having really boring predictable sex. Sure making love is fun but I have also encouraged him in other areas and love rough sex, doggy style, having my hair pulled, being told what to do.. It's just another way of having fun with your partner it doesn't make you demeaned or belittled unless it is always that way outside of sex and your partner is a douche. Maybe I'm lucky.. And I wish he would cum in my face! I've been trying to get him to.. Do you guys my explore at all?
Do you guys NOT explore at all?? ** sorry on my phone
To each her own R182.
In my high school years, I was so eager to please, I would ignore all the things that upset me about my bf. His sense of entitlement, occasional hygiene issues and lack of reciprocity. Now FUCK THEM. If they want a bj so bad they can either return the favor or go to a gay bar and find himself a willing but self-loathing cum bucket.
Yep, my man has a gay pass! Its not like they are any real competition and frankly he would never publicly acknowledge them. No word yet, on whether he has used the pass.
Lol! If he was a douche I definitely would not. However he does way more for me than I ever do for him in the sex department and is very deserving and does return the favor in fact I receive much more so maybe that is why it doesn't bother me as much ... However, if i was in a situation such as you were in previously I am sure I would feel the same and not want to do that.
No I'm a woman and if you and your partner love each other and aren't mentally I'll will have good hygyne and both girls and guys will be sure to be conscious of one anothers ph balance and not give each other expired food. Lol you fry French fries and leave them out all day and expect them to taste good they will be stale you can't leave cum in a twat or at the base of your dick and balls sack amd expect it to be fresh hours later. Do you guys take a shower and put cloths on wet no well we are not fish and moisture and heat don't mix for the best outcome of taste and smell. Do yourselves a favor and don't give or recieve unless you are clean, and be mindful of what people want or would want and it will feel better for both. Of you have to ask to bathe first you need a new one. Or else it's like traing an old dog how to shit outside that's been doing since he was born if their virgins perfect train them right the first time and be a step ahead of each other always think what it may feel like for them guaranteed you will end up pleasing each other free of wondering how long is it going to take because however long it does it will be worry free. Whew time flys when your having fun. Comment by married wife who fucks her man with commen sense. And he shall do the same with enthusiasm.
I am a bisexual dude who has never given oral to a dude, and never will. I like to receive it though.
The problem lies not in women's reluctance to suck, but in most men's reluctance to not insist and instead believe the woman has a right to consent to the act. I find giving the woman the right to choose which way she will be used, anally or orally, makes her choose the oral option, to which she really puts in a good deal of effort. Then, for the heck of it, I still violate her anally. Because I'm a bastard.
American women don't like sucking cock because it is not about them. They are fine with you drinking a little of their piss to get them off but they never reciprocate because that would mean they actually loved their husbands and boyfriends instead of just seeing them as ken dolls, wallets and fashion accessories not to mention sperm donors. Although considering the fact that most American women cheat and cuckold their husbands by having their lovers kids and making their husband pay to raise them it is not surprising that they don't have any respect for the man that works himself into an early grave for them and if you don't have respect for someone you don't give a fuck if they get any pleasure out of life especially it means you're the one expected to give it. These are all the reasons I didn't marry and American woman.
If the wife won't suck cock, it sends the husband searching for a blow job elsewhere. They don't want to hook up with another frigid Bridgit, so they go for a no-involvement situation with a guy who knows how to service a cock.
The secret of getting a straight woman to suck your cock is to dip it in chocolate.
Wow - the resentment from the men not getting BJs from their wives.
Really - don't know what to say ... I particularly like r189, who equates BJs with love and American women with infidelity.
Probably got himself a mail order bride willing to look the other way regarding his gay activities. Like she doesn't know ...
When i get married, i wouldn't let my wife to do that, it's discussing because it doesn't preserve the dignity of women, and I feel disgusted when i kiss her after doing this. This is really bad habit.
I am a bi dude and have no interest in sucking penis. I never will do that. It is not my thing. I am glad chicks and dudes love doing it to me, though. great deal for both of us.
I love this topic.... Here is my theory: Women if you cannot bring yourself to give your man a great oral experience, don't bother. If you cannot bring a man one of the greatest pleasures that men have in this world left, than you are not a real woman. Real women will enjoy the feeling of a man's throbbing orgasm along their tongue. If you are great at sucking dick, you will feel his energy and it becomes your own. His orgasm will manifest into your own. Honestly, I thought that the younger generation was experiencing more and doing more and yet after talking with many youths from the ages of 14-25 they have convinced me that my generation were the generations of the naughty boys and dirty girls. More than 85% of them have never sucked dick and found it disgusting or did it once and won't ever do it again. WTH is going on? Here's the lame ass excuses I heard and my reply to them:
1. It's demeaning to get on my knees. -Grab a chair, a couch... lay down, lay up... who the hell says there is only one way to suck a dick?
2. It's demeaning when he grabs my head. -He is either grabbing cause he likes it or you're doing it wrong and he's trying to help guide you and show you what he likes. If you really don't care about improving or giving him what he likes then you got bigger issues than feeling demeaned.
3. I still feel it is demeaning to suck his dick. -Learn humility. He does it when he eats your pussy. This is your chance to show that you care about his needs and desires. Your chance to show that you are a sexual person too and he will find you sexier for it not feel like you have became a slave to him. Humility ladies... Get off your high horses, quit with the women rights lib bullshit. You want to be treated equal? Suck a dick (and do it right) and see if that man don't treat you like a queen cause in reality you are not trying to be equals by refusing to suck dick. You are sending the message that sucking a dick is beneath you and his desires are not as important as your own. Yeah, I'm telling on all of you. The truth is, you don't want to be equals. You want to be superior. If you're gonna do that... at least do it by gaining respect and not by threats of denial to your always opened anyway mouth.
4. He smells. -Uhhh Duhhh... Tell him to take a shower. You don't always smell like peaches yourself there cupcake so let's not pretend men are so gross you can't put your mouth where you let your pussy go. If he still smells after a shower and he doesn't yet shave or trim, convince him to. It will help some. If he doesn't want to shave or trim then learn to hold your breath. You know it's clean so learn to live with your man's natural scents.
5. It is perverted and dirty to put his dick anywhere but where God intended, the pussy. -Are you kidding me? If you follow the bible any at all... God did not intend for man and woman to be fucking in the first place. Perversion is only a state of mind. You are talking about an abstract idea... It is not a fact that it is perverted. It is only an idea, a belief, an opinion. Who are we but a society that constantly changes what is acceptable, right and just? It's as simple as changing your mind from wearing that turtle neck to the low cut blouse that proudly shows the world your cleavage. You care so much about being judged as a pervert and yet who the hell is in your bedroom giving you play by play criticisms and judgments about what you are doing? If it's a religious view and you believe God is watching you and judging you, then make sure you find a guy who believes that as well and is happy with not receiving one of the greatest acts between a man and a woman.
Ladies, know this, that if your man is not happy at home with his sex life.... he will seek one he is happy with. The dog will stray from the yard if he's not being fed.
I truly believe in talking to your sexual partner about any and all issues that you have with your sex life. Talk about it often, talk about it all. It can only get better!
CUZ THEY'D RATHER LAP AT A PUSSY LIKE THIS...LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALLALALALALALLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALALALALALA..... and then make tea out of used tampons
SISTER MARY IGNATIUS
@ R188 yeah you are a bastard and a sick one at that. I predict you will end up a lonely old bastard as well.
Men surely know that other men are pigs in general but women know that most men are dirty pigs and will put their dick into anything.
Why do many women hate sucking cock? Is this really a question?
One might ask: Why do some women hate anal sex, being spanked or being dominated while other women do? Why do some men like anal and some men don't? It's just personal preference dude, you can't really classify this shit.
A. Many reasons.
90% of those reasons are social conditioning, while the other 10% are probably related to taste, smell and just not willing to put in the "work" for something that doesn't physically stimulate them.
REAL SHIT ANSWER:
My girlfriend for example, loves giving me head and she never cuts it short. She says it turns her on to be able to give me such great pleasure. Now if I start treating her like shit the blowjobs might stop.
So if you really have a problem getting women to give you blowjobs, then you need to look at yourself and also what type of women your dating because they might also have some issues and one of those issues might be YOU. Do you trim and bath regularly? Do women respect you and want to make you happy? Do you deserve a woman that wants to make you happy? If the answer is yes to all these, then you're simply fucking the wrong girls.
You have to understand that many many many girls have had traumatic shit happen to them. My girlfriend was sexually assaulted by her older brother and as a result, she doesn't like to RECEIVE oral sex because it reminds her of that experience. She cried the first time I did it to her, but after she told me what was up, she said it felt like a weight had been lifted off her shoulders. Since then, I have been slowly working her into enjoying it by gently kissing around that area and replacing her bad oral sex memories with good ones and it seems to be slowly working because she recently asked for it. ;) YAY FOR COMMUNICATION!
But in the past, I've had a few girlfriend that didn't like to give blowjobs- but I ended that shit real quick. This should all be common sense dude. You need to smarten up.
Men love to eat their women out. Any guy who doesn't want to do it is being a lazy, self-shaming, unworthy tub of lard who is impotent.
I do enjoy sucking a clean cock but in my recent hookups I will only suck if I am being eaten at the same time. I'm tired of giving much pleasure and getting minimal in return. If my guy wants a BJ on a regular basis, he's got to eat at the Y also.
"Ladies, know this, that if your man is not happy at home with his sex life.... he will seek one he is happy with"
LOL. I wish he went to hooker for it like in the old days.
well straight guys I will suck you off if your woman will not. ;)
What is so strange about not wanting to put a part of the body that has tons of bacteria, lurks in a dark and clammy place, and excrete urine into your mouth?
Because when it comes to sex, female brains(heterosexual ones of course) are programmed to receive passively and not to give (actively) as in oral sex.
Many gays like to perform orally because they are lucky enough to be born with rather masculine female brains. I belong to the unlucky ones born with a feminine female brain, so I detest sucking.
First of all sucking dick is trifalen to me it's a hoes job soMe girls like it most dont but what my thing is if your girl doesn't like it or doesn't what to do it you should except that and understand it's a stupid readobe to leave to leave some one for especially if you love that person
because they only like a nigger cock
eww 208, who wants to blow apes?
first it's nigger dick, not cock or penis. and as for R209, your bf didn't have a problem last nite. what? you didn't smell my gorilla cum on his breath when he kissed you, you absolute silly bitch.
most women hate to suck the cock of main because its disgusting that place is not able for mouth when we hate to touch any food without washing our hands after touching our such body part then how can we take such a part in to the lips and even then suck it. this is not love nor romance this is unfair way of sex and i have heared that oral sex cause Aids.
Gay man here. The fantasy of sucking dick is always better than the reality of sucking dick - unless I'm buzzed, then I love some intense 69'ing. I think women just don't like it in general. They HAVE a vagina, why suck dick? If gay men had vaginas, the occurrence of cock sucking would PLUMMET, I tells ya! It's just very boring and tedious and if he's big, it makes your jaws ache and your throat hurt the next day for a week. All this bitching from women in this thread about the smell... Well, if your man smells - then make him take a fucking shower and scrub out his crotch and ass. WTF? Good lord, that's nasty. Most gay men would never go to a cocksucking party with a stinky package. I've run into that problem maybe two or three times in my life, and I've sucked a LOT of dick.
If it is uncut I understand not sucking.
Can someone tell me what language it is that r211 is attempting to speak?
What is so strange about not wanting to put a part of the body that has tons of bacteria, lurks in a dark and clammy place, and excrete urine into your mouth?
BWAHAHA! As if your mouth weren't rampant with bacteria and germs from all the other things you put in it throughout the day, from your fingers that have touched everything in sight, to food, to lipstick that's been hanging out in your purse for months, to anything you do with your teeth performing the function of scissors, etc.
When you think about it, it's the penised person who should be worried what mouth he puts his dick in. After all, he doesn't spend the entire day opening doors with his dick or sticking it in contaminated food or lipstick.
You're a true bitch.
Don't forget to wash your hands every 5 minutes!
[quote]Can someone tell me what language it is that [R211] is attempting to speak?
Or r206 and r207 for that matter.
My first paragraph should have been a quote
because the thought of the skidmarked drawers and stench of dingleberry ass and heady dick cheese is just too much to bare. next question!
Let this stupid thread die.
It is more irrational to put your mouth on a dude's genitals than not to. There is nothing physically pleasurable or sanitary about it. IT is rational NOT to want to do something like that.
This thread is hilarious! Haven't laughed so hard in ages. All these womanhating trolls and defensive females banging their heads against a wall. Keep going, please. Cookies, anyone?
[quote]I do know a dick isn't going to appear in front of me on a silver platter,
It pretty much does, at every adult shop buddy booth and many rest stop/department store toilets around the entire fucking world. All sizes and shapes, and for all ages. Get moving!
[quote]25 years married. Yes I am a man
Not judging, just curious: What in this web site is of any attraction to a man who's been married to the same woman for 25 years? If the answer is the gossip, how did you find out about DL and were you here in the days when it was strictly GAY gossip?
Aesthetically, cocks are just ugly.
I sincerely and most respectfully disagree completely. And while we're in the subject of tastes and different strokes, as a cocksucker I also disagree with those who encourage excessively deodorant cleansers and powders for the nethers. I want a dick to smell/taste like johnson, not like Johnson & Johnson.
[quote]I wonder how you guys would feel if you had some hard round object in your mouth.
Seriously?! You're asking that in a web site whose readership is mostly gay men? (At least since the last poll was conducted about five minutes ago...)
I also agree with r177, however insulted some may feel. Bottom line, not all women hate giving head, not all gay men hate the opposite sex or try to compete, and not all people are grossed out by putting genitals in their mouths.
[quote]Aesthetically, cocks are just ugly
was meant to be a quote
Karen Valentine at r222
Seriously, who cares?
I am a dude who doesn't do oral on dudes. Not my thing. They can do it on me though.
check out this Youtube video.
Masculine gay men actually do exist
It's fine, but it's hard to empathize. That might be why it's hard to get enthusiastic about it- there is no way to really know what it feels like, and so you only get a general sense that you're giving pleasure to your partner, but not a specific idea of exactly how. If by some crazy mind-meld method I could "experience" what it feels like to get a blow job, then I bet I'd be more enthusiastic about doing it, and better at it, too. As it is, even with instructions, I'll always be flying a bit blind.
I'm a woman, if that wasn't clear.
Who brought this thread back from the dead? It's boring and it can take forever. If you have any tricks to make someone come in 45 seconds, please share them. Hair, smell, holding my head down, etc. There's frequently an element of coercion--instead of being grateful, he'll whine if I don't do it. Did I say it's boring?
I'm in my 60s and sex with men was a lot better before the home video revolution. Now you're expected to be a porn star. WTF?
1. [childish epithet posted by a bigoted tool] behaviour is a major cause of homophobia
2. [childish epithet posted by a bigoted tool] behaviour by some gay men is the major reason so many boys and young men have problems coming to terms with their homosexuality
3. there is nothing homophobic about disliking effeminacy – on the contrary, since gay men are [nearly always] attracted to masculinity, [childish epithet posted by a bigoted tool] behaviour is self-defeating
I think they don't like it is because blokes don't stick there tongues in the woman's ass and give them the orgasm that the have never had
these bitches are usin it against you dump them kunts
cockm aare ugle?? bitch your pus is a vag hell?
I give a decent, not great BJ, but it's the cumming in my mouth thing I hate.
Daddy didn't teach them well.
Some of the most illiterate DL posts ever are to be found in this thread.
I doubt that all gay men enjoy sucking cock
I do not know, but being a girl I suck my boyfriend penis, I prefer circumised, because it is neat,clean,and smell free and no risk of any infections.Further in our countery, all cut penis owner wash their penises after pee, naturally they are clean and no smell, therefore I love and like circumised penis in my sweet mouth. further wise-versa we girls also hope that our fucker friend lick my clitories, kiss my pussy lips and also rub their soft tonque on my cunt hole for me and my pleasure, it is possible when I do it for him .
The only women don't like sucking cock is because they can't run their goddamned mouths while they are doing it. Coincidentally, that's exactly why guys like to have women suck their cock.
Gay men give the best head. Straight men know this and they go to gay men on the DL. Gay men are GREAT at this. Women suck. Suck!
I have seen all the answers and duh, this is it and only it. woman are all alike but have some differences in environment. They want control and sex is one way of total control. If a man meets a woman and begins a relation with to much respect, he is doomed to get what he has developed the relation into. good luck in changing that.
Why don't women want to suck cock ? For the same reason I won't have sex with bi/straight guys who want sex with a man once in a while. Those guys just don't get hygiene. Dirty cocks, dirty assholes, butts full of shit... And they want me to suck, lick and plough those places ? Forget it. Give me a gay guy.
you don't get a vote. we are talking about 2 different groups of people and you are not in the group I am talking about.
I have a hetero male friend and he dated some Asian chick who refused to suck his dick since she thought it was gross and said, "Yeah pee comes out of there." he would bang her but it must not have been fun for her since he can't even last 5 mins.
[quote]he would bang her but it must not have been fun for her since he can't even last 5 mins.
He can't last 5 minutes but he still expected her to suck his dick? What was she ever going to get out of it?
The question is not why would anyone hate doing it, but why would any decent person want to put their mouth on a piece of genitals from which urine comes out and germs and diseases reside. I just don't get it. It's gross to put your mouth on genitals.
I donʻt hate sucking cock, but I do hate when favor is not returned. They just expect it to be enough when, hello Iʻm here too. Women get very minor pleasure from it. But not as much as you guys, because duh the whole penis is being stimulated and only our mouths and throats are getting some action. It just frustrates me so much and makes me not want to do it anymore. Girls want some sort of stimulation too, sucking a dick is not an easy thing, guys think its fuckin easy but its not, I mean we like to try and keep our teeth out of the way and try to simultaneously do other things to get you goinʻ. And its a little degrading the only reason I do it is because I expect a return from my bf, not just a one sided I suck your dick and then you just rub my nipples, thats nothing its SO nothing.
Sorry Iʻm a little annoyed by my fucken asshole of bf, expecting bjs and not having to return the favor.
Because most women only care about what they need or want and couldn't care less about pleasing their man. He's just the wallet and doer. I've been with a lot of women and one ONE has ever given me a decent blow job. The rest were terrible at it and most think that 30 seconds of bobbing their mouth on it is all that should be required before his taking very good care of her pussy. So when I want head, I go to a man, who I knows wants it and usually is an expert. I prefer straight men to gay.
'Straight women ' ????
I've heard lesbians don't like it either OP !!
Women will suck it if it is freshly scrubbed and tastes and smells good. I love a clean penis. My husband however doesn't get clean in the shower with a wash cloth so his butt smell wafts up when I am giving him a blow job-sometimes there is even still a urine smell. I refuse to suck it anymore. What was once pleasurable is disgusting and makes me gag. If you want head scrub everything clean.
They have to stop talking to do it.
Per an Atlantic City hooker, when the wedding ring goes on, the blow jobs stop.
Gay guys -- and I'm generalizing here -- don't mind that smell because they think it's "manly" and "masculine." Women just think it's stinky. But as a gay man, I wouldn't go down on a woman if you paid me. I don't like THAT smell. But to each his own...
"I prefer straight men to gay."
Yes, because real straight men LOVE sucking cock. Ha ha ha. You're being had.
And one more thing: Many men associate giving head with doing so in a bathroom somewhere. Bathrooms tend to smell like shit and urine. So, some guys are turned on by that. Not me, though. I like guys who take care of themselves.
This "straight women hate sucking cock" is bullshit. My best friend is a 30 year old hunky straight male slut. He tells me that women now are sluttier than ever and excel at sucking cock, taking it up the ass and doing all kinds of kinky shit.
Poor hygenie and stinky ass can also apply to women too.
The same reason why straight men hate giving cunnilingus.
r254 Have you even been close up enough to know what a womens pussy smells like??
Sex is ewwwww for many reasons, but we still do it cause it gives us pleasure. If it wasnt for the orgasm, no one would have sex ever again. Period. LOL
I'm a gay man, and I love blowing a guy with no reciprocation, I love being face fucked, hairy balls in my mouth, swallowing cum, he can have a beer and watch some porn at the same time.
I love it if he is arrogant in the bedroom, and uses me to get off, and leaves me.
It is enough pleasure for me knowing he got off and got a great blow job.
This is me though, and I'm pretty sexually adventurous. I like to keep things interesting in the sex department (I'm a giver).
Blindfolding him is brilliant, because his other senses are heightened.
Maybe some women aren't into this, and some gay men.
But I know some guys love it, especially the confident arrogant ones.
[quote]no one would have sex ever again
you sound REALLY naive
"Have you even been close up enough to know what a womens pussy smells like??"
Yes. Before it dawned on me that I was 100 percent gay, I fooled around with a couple of women. It smelled, repelled, and propelled me out of the closet. Yuck.
OMG r264, you should write poetry!
"I do not know, but being a girl I suck my boyfriend penis, I prefer circumised, because it is neat,clean,and smell free and no risk of any infections.Further in our countery, all cut penis owner wash their penises after pee, naturally they are clean and no smell, therefore I love and like circumised penis in my sweet mouth. further wise-versa we girls also hope that our fucker friend lick my clitories, kiss my pussy lips and also rub their soft tonque on my cunt hole for me and my pleasure, it is possible when I do it for him."
Is this post from Pink Lady?
I dont like dick to suck. Just to fuck me already. Pussy's made for dick. Let them come in LOL
If they don't like it, though, why do women do it before they get married and than slam that door shut once the deed is done? If this is actually the case, is really a surprise that so many husbands cheat on their wives?
They don't like it I am a husband and my wife hates oral sex because of piss smelling sweaty ass balls but if you want to try take a shower first and then do oral sex first then do anal all night long hard and fast with lube for extra horsepower.