From the Twittering mind of Lisa Whelchel...Part 2
The other thread seems to have disappeared.\
Apparently Lisa is still the family''s main bread-winner.\
[italic]True story: I just received two residual checks in the mail for one penny each! Just send me the two unused stamps![/italic]\
And she includes photographic evidence at the link!
I have received stock dividend checks for .01 before. I just threw them away until the accounting department called and asked me to PLEASE cash the checks, since it was costing the company more money to draw the checks and mail them than the dividend was worth. And they had to keep issuing checks because they couldn''t just keep even that small amount on their books. My bank said I was not the first person to come in with checks like that.\
Okay, back to your regularly scheduled Lisa Whelchel twattering.
[quote] The holiday festivities have begun. The boys are at the dump. The girls are at WalMart. But I can''t find the Starbucks in this town. ;-)
You beat me to it, R24. A seriously classic Lisa tweet.
Do you think she has any clue how much we make fun of her and mock her?%0D
I wouldn''t mind her knowing how much we make fun of her, but I would want her to know that we do it lovingly.
r26 doesn''t get it.\
We don''t mock her. We kind of adore her.
Speak for yourself.%0D\
I mock her. She''s an idiot.%0D\
I mock her and kind of adore her. \
That Christmas letter she wrote about what an utter failure she feelslike on her blog a couple years back was like something out of a David Sedaris short story. \
Personally, I''d love it if she got divorced, gave up being a professional "Lady Christian", and moved into an apartment in Burbank and filmed a reality show about trying to make a comeback into sitcoms.
Lisa is spending the day lounging by a swamp -- apparently in the middle of some clear-cut forest -- reading a book that is NOT found in the Approved Christian Lady Book Guide! And she''s wearing her Lesbian husband''s shoes.%0D\
[quote]This is my view for the day...
Thanks R32..I searched, even via Google, and it didn''t come up\
[quote] Went to WalMart to get Haven''s eyes checked after a run-in with a wave on the jet ski. Diagnosis: eye concussion. Prescription: TLC &drops.\
Walmart? really? Do they not have real doctors in Bumfucke fundieland?
[quote]I''ve been looking all over for the flashlight, and all this time Haven''s been using it as a dildo!
I wonder if she knows Angie Harmon.
How can you not like Lisa? %0D\
The bitch defriended me on facebook!
[quote] The bitch defriended me on facebook!\
Perhaps you were on her original "personal" FB page which she deleted and made a "fan" page instead
Yeah, it was because she switched to a fan page, but I just kind of like having something to be faux-outraged at her about. Lisa doesn''t know dick about "friendship" between adults! I miss her blog and the sister site The Blair Necessities which would eviscerate each entry.
I loved the Blair Necessities. %0D\
I''m counting down the days till Lisa''s Christmas letter this year.
My favorite entry was probably the one about the bike trip she took with her mom...and they ruined it for all the other participants.
Chili And Sea Bass
I miss it too.
Lesbian dad Steve''s figure looks particularly womanly here, as he says goodbye to Clancy, who''s off on some missionary trip to Australia for a year.
"just send me the two unused stamps"\
I don''t think the post office would deliver them, dear.
[quote]This was waiting for me in my hotel room. These women know the quickest way to my heart is a bouquet of chocolate.%0D\
Poor Lisa doesn''t realize those Christian bitches are just trying to sabotage her diet...
[quote]I love chocolate soooo much that I would eat chocolate edible undies off of Haven. Even if they were white chocolate.
[quote] Lesbian dad Steve''s figure looks particularly womanly here, as he says goodbye to Clancy, who''s off on some missionary trip to Australia for a year.\
It''s only for 6 months. And she has a blog....\
[quote] Clancy just posted another delightful update on her blog, "8,582 Miles From Home." Enjoy